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A young man who derived immense joy from immersing himself in the pages of light novels during his abbreviated lifespan. His fervor for the literary form kindled within him a fervent desire to craft his own narrative. Just as his story neared its denouement, tragedy struck when he was struck by a speeding vehicle, only to awaken in the very world he had created with his imagination. This world was in ruins, besieged by malevolent curses spawned from dark thoughts, each intent on consummating the very thoughts through which it was born. Devoid of any inherent defenses in this brutal realm, he was undeterred by the absence of a structured hierarchy, staunch in his resolve as the creator to lay claim to the mightiest wellspring of power available. His quarry? "The System Heart" – an artifact endowed with the ability to bind any system to its possessor, establishing a link to their system classes and stats. This elusive treasure served as his sole invaluable asset, a beacon of hope amid the unfathomable cruelty that surrounded him. [System successfully integrated with the heart] [Adapting to current system Tier] [Only Tier 1 systems can be linked] ******* [System heart link - successful] [Tier 1 elemental class system] After an arduous twelve-year odyssey, he at last unearthed his coveted treasure – his golden ticket to survival – heralding the commencement of his harrowing journey.

Thrown into the muddle of war, Dima a young soldier in his mid-20s has been assigned a special reconnaissance mission behind enemy lines. However, due to unforeseen circumstances, he and his group are on the run for their lives. Their covert operation has been found out! After a night of running through perilous terrains, they arrived at an open field. Unfortunately, that was the last place they will ever see on their lives. But is it? For Dima that statement was far from true. He had been reborn in a new world far different from the world he once lived! As much as his questions arise, he always falls into the same justification: "I will explore this world and find out everything about my circumstances." Follow along on his adventure as he explores this new world full of mysteries. Finding his answers on a journey of self-discovery, survival, and the pursuit of freedom in a world that both mystifies and challenges him at every turn. An original by Aern Vogl. - - - - - - - - - Disclaimer: This work is intended for a general audience. The pacing and narrative flow are left to the reader's interpretation, as the story is intended to serve as an imaginative break as well as stage for readers to immerse themselves in the world of the characters. The cultures, landscapes, diverse creatures, and fundamental aspects of the world within this work are purely products of the author's imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or real events is entirely coincidental. Abbreviation: TUB Additional tags: #rebirth #worldbuilding Expected Update Schedule: Wednesday, Thursday, Friday/Saturday, [PAUSED] [Reboot in Consideration]

[Unique Trait – Those you meet will remember you. No matter what happens, they will remember you forever.] In a world on the brink of ruin, people summoned to save it are categorized as heroes and extraterrestrial workers, abbreviated as “foreign workers.” For some reason, I became a foreign worker who is loved by transcendents that view humans as mere insects.

A man cladded in a black rode walked up the mountain to finally meet his nemesis the guardian ancestors which is ironically led by his great grandmother,he looked back and all he could see where people he had already slaughtered he sighed" maybe I shouldn't have been born anyway" as if getting back to his senses he roared "I don't care,I make decisions and I don't regret them " his voice echoing through vast space that was filled with bodies,every step he took he remembered his losses all of them weighing heavily on him he paused then looked up and behold they where there waiting patiently for him he could smell their helplessness but that wasn't going to stop him from destroying them.on the largest mountain in the universe they stood waiting for him guardian ancestors of clans, sects and factions this people where literally gods but they couldn't help but swallow heavily,the nearer the harbinger of destruction came,the funniest thing is that they knew they couldn't beg,many of them actually wished he could spare them but they also "understood" he couldn't.Their leader the guardian ancestor of the clans sighed and spoke"Here he his everyone,my great grandson the one that has been destined to destroy and put an end to us finally,I hate to break it to you I'm out of motivation at this point it seems this the finally the end"then she clapsed her hand seeing her the guardians also clapsed their hands transferring their essence to their leader who was getting powered up every seconds,then the man arrived upon seeing them he scoffed"I can't believe the guardian ancestors are also making final struggles how touching" then he burst out laughing but the laughter was more of a pained one,all of a sudden his demeanor changed to a very cold and chilling one with a devilish smile he said"well pls put up a good enough fight"

~When dust turns to gold~ Following an invasion by a reptile-like species called Khalgora in the year 2043, humanity is forced to take a final stance in a gruesome confrontation that threatened it's existence into an apocalyptic demise. After decades of tactical execution of all its skills and resources man triumphs over beast. But only barely. With stenches of death and wails of suffering, the earth is left desolate, infertile with an atmosphere deteriorating at an alarming speed. The only habitat lies below. Year 2311. Welcome to STEM city. STEM (an abbreviation for ' Safe Territorially Erected Megalopolis'), is an underground Empire and home to the surviving earth inhabitants, sheltering them from the harsh conditions of the rubbled earth's surface. But even in this city where intellectual geniuses wheeled a minor underground refuge operation to a major megalopolis, slums existed. These slums like any other, are regions with insufficient supply of amenities from the Megalopolis' authority leading to hunger, suffocation and high rate of death by major lung diseases. Diana and her brother Axel are twin siblings who were born and brought up in these slums, lose everything but even in this great abyss of darkness, find a ray of hope, Polaris. Polaris academy is an institution erected by the collaboration of the major pillaring powers of STEM to raise potential superhumans in skills such as martial arts, elemental abilities, advanced sciences and much more, all to help in the exploration of the earth surface now being roamed by foreign beasts who pose a threat to the underground empire. In a world where the weak were preyed on and only the strong thrived, two poor kids with no background find themselves in this academy among astoundingly skilled minds from powerful families fighting for the same spot as them. Can they survive the competition and level up or will they return to the hell they came from? **** ~Excerpt ~ " Attention all factions, report to the portal station in an hour. A live Khalgora is loose in Flouresce, we need to contain it before any damage is done to civilians. Go!" The message set all students of Polaris in an uproar. **** What happens when humanity's mortal enemy is able to infiltrate this fortified empire? ---------------- A/N: cover obtained from the internet. All credits to the creator(s).

Zack wakes up in an empty space confused Zack looks around and just see endless open space it's strange and undescribable it's not any color I know of and I cannot even comprehend where this is and then suddenly Zack starts feeling a headache and memories came flooding back in so I am dead really this close to to me quitting the military and going back to my normal life I don't even know how I died or why I died and I can't seem to remember much the last thing I remember is going to get groceries near the military base I was stationed at and from there I do not remember everything what could have killed me? [##########] the thing that killed you was a Giant Beetle from your world's Mana apocalypse [Zack] who is there I get ready for a fight just in case [##########] you're kind would call me a system [Zack] wait really I thought those were only made up stories [##########] oh those are very real the people who write those novels have got information about them via someone sending it to them or it was the world sending out the information for various reasons and some people who write those novels were writing about their past lives without realizing it [Zack] that's a lot to take in... so all of those novels I read were real world's that's crazy to think about... now that I think about it what do you mean I was killed by a Giant Beetle and what the heck do you mean by Mana apocalypse and what the heck is your name [##########] I guess I will answer those in order you were killed by a Giant Beetle from The Mana apocalypse and the Mana apocalypse is what happens when a world without any Supernatural powers awakens Mana for the first time which results in explosive growth for plants and animals which turns some of the animals into Mana infused animals or in other words magical beasts and for the plants some of them become magical herbs and others become man eating plants or just dangerous in general and as for my name it's Supreme martial artist System or if you want a abbreviation it's SMAS but if you want to you can just call me Sam [Zack] that's a information dump... okay I guess I will call you Sam but I have two questions one I understand your A system but what are you and secondly I am already dead so what am I going to do [Sam] well it's hard to describe to your human brain what type of life form I am so I am not going to bother all you need to know is I am a living life form of sorts that will grow stronger with you that's the whole reason we systems attach ourselves to people like you is to become stronger and better unfortunately that has led some systems to manipulate their users and then kill them to take their power for themselves only to repeat it again [Sam] and as for your second question us systems have saved up energy to help reincarnate or transmigrate our hosts into other world's and as you can guess by what I am saying the older the system is the stronger it is which can give more benefits to The Host unfortunately I am a relatively new system I am not the youngest one but I am relatively Young in terms of system terms so right now I only have two functions one is to help you learn martial arts and combat/cultivation techniques faster and the second function is you can create new martial arts and combat/cultivation techniques based on your knowledge and previously learned martial arts and techniques heck you can even just improve the martial arts you have unfortunately like I've said previously I am relatively Young so these functions are not too strong but they can be updated by supplying the system energy [Zack] that's a even bigger information dump then the last one... [Sam] well let's not my fault the author puts too much detail into his story [Zack] hey stop breaking the fourth wall . . . I'm still new to this writing thing so if I make any mistakes please let me know if you have any suggestions for this story just let me know and I'll see what I can do goodbye

"You aren't telling me that you want me to tell jokes. The most powerful people in this world are the jesters? No. This is ridiculous. Send me back, right now. What? Why are you laughing? I am not joking. Quit laughing, damn it." His laugh fuels my rage, as well as my newfound power. I punch him as hard as I can in the face. When I pull my fist away... his face is covered in clown makeup. I hate this world.

Two bodies one soul, live together, die together. Follow cute Adrian and handsome Elijah on their craziest, funniest, and humor filled love experience. Elijah: 'Puppy eyes' Just one kiss, please. Adrian: 1 Million. Elijah: How about just touching your body all over? Adrian: 5 Million. Elijah: And what about sucking your dick? Adrian: 'Thinking' 10 Million. Elijah: What about fucking? Adrian: 100 Million. Elijah: 'Gulp' Then let's start with fucking? Adrian: 'Nod nod' 100 Million. (You can also read my other novel: Ten Faced Boyfriend) (The credit of the wallpaper on the cover photo goes to it's original maker.)

[Check out my new novel, "THE BILLIONAIRE'S BABIES ALL WANT ME"] .. [WARNING: MATURE CONTENT] She is the baddest woman on the planet. People dare not say her name, due to her ruthless reputation as a CEO for taking down companies with no mercy. She is the most dreaded person in town, no one dares to offend her and go unscathed. Some people call her, "Cold-blooded Witch", while others call her the, "Demoness". " So what if I don't have friends? I have one and I am satisfied with that." "To hell with my extended family who are hungry for power. Since they choose to abandon me first I don't give a damn about them," "F*ck any man who thinks that I am an easy targets for ridicule? I am more than a man myself," Lie Ruge said with fierceness, panting heavily. This is the story about a girl who wanted to be loved and cherished even after the terrible ordeal she went through as a child. Her mother was murdered in her presence when she was just ten years old. After completing her high school, she was sent to a school which was the best school in the World.The funniest thing was that no one really knows anything about this particular school.There, she acquired the best martial arts skills, she was second to none. People of the underworld call her "LADY BOSS." She was the most beautiful and dreadful woman that any man has ever set their eyes on. She was ruthless to her enemies but what will happen when she later falls in love with a man who will bring so much laughter and brightness into her dark world? --------- Other books by author; 1) Fallen In Love: The CEO Who Tamed Me (Completed) 2) Rebirth Of The Evil Vampire Princess (Ongoing) 3) Mission XX: Seducing The Great Seducer (Ongoing) 4) BEDDING MY VAMPIRE MATE (Ongoing) 5) Vampire's Untamed Desires (Ongoing) I just created a Facebook page, please take time to check it out. This is the link: https://www.facebook.com/Flabbergasted-Dynasty-112153860550735/ Instagram: @flabbergasted2155 Let's talk on discord about what you like and what you dislike. This is my discord server's ID: https://discord.gg/NSA3qrP Support your dearest author here if you love my novel: https://www.patreon.com/Flabbergasted DISCLAIMER: Cover art is not mine, credit goes to the original artist.

In the enchanting kingdom of Veridia, ruled by a wise and just king, Princess Aliza, a vision of grace and kindness, encounters a mysterious stranger named Mabuz in the palace's rose garden. Drawn to his enigmatic allure and charisma, Aliza begins to forge a connection with Mabuz, unaware of the darkness lurking behind his facade. As their friendship deepens, Aliza and her loyal confidant, Lady Elara, find themselves captivated by the stranger's stories and charm. Little do they know that Mabuz is not what he seems. He conceals a sinister plot to usurp the throne, and as Aliza's feelings for him grow, she becomes entangled in a web of love and betrayal. When Lady Elara starts to suspect Mabuz's true intentions, she embarks on a quest to unveil his past and the darkness that haunts him. Meanwhile, Mabuz's nefarious scheme to overthrow the king unfolds, leading to a devastating clash between his forces and the loyal defenders of Veridia. Amidst the rising tension, Aliza must make an agonizing choice – her love for Mabuz or her duty to protect her family and kingdom. As the secrets are unveiled, Mabuz's tragic past comes to light, offering a glimpse of the man behind the villain. The novel reaches its climax in a gripping battle for Veridia, with Aliza and Mabuz making a final stand, their fates intertwined in a tale of love, redemption, and sacrifice. "Whispers of Love and Shadows of Betrayal" is a compelling story that delves into themes of love's complexity, loyalty, betrayal, and the power of redemption, taking readers on a journey through a world where love and shadows collide in a breathtaking tale of passion and sacrifice. (Abbreviation: WSLSB - Whispers of Love and Shadows of Betrayal)

Which one is more painful? Having your very best friend backstab you and supplant your every move because she loves what is yours even at the point of taking your life. And the funniest thing being the fact that you never for once suspects her, and you keep sharing your every next move with her. Or having the love of your life slipping away because of something you were framed for, the worst part being the fact that he didn't want to hear you out or believe a word you said. Or is it the fact that you were able to survive, only to find out you are pregnant for the guy who doesn't want to have anything to do with you? Join me, as we sail through life's ups and downs with Miriam Hammond, who had to undergo a painful betrayal by her best friend who fell in love with the one she loved, Maxwell Holmes. And as if that was not all, she was framed for the death of someone and imprisoned, only to have met her "untimely death" in a fire outbreak in the prison. But wait, did she reply die? And what will happen when she gets to know she is carrying Maxwell's baby? --------- This is my first book, so I hope you give me much support and also don't hesitate to let me know how I am doing by commenting your thoughts and leaving a review. I'd love to know my strengths and weaknesses and improve upon my writing skills. This novel is r18, but it is a slow-burn romance novel, and so we are not expecting to meet the steamy scenes right away. I hope you will enjoy this novel and don't forget to comment, vote, share and leave a review. All characters, names, places and events that relate to real life are purely coincidental and are all the idea of the author.

F-712, aka. Alex Blanc is an amnesiac, academic genius and the worst spy in the prestigious and clandestine St. James Academy for Magecraft, Martial Prowess, Alchemy, Sabotage, Counter Corruption, Espionage and Covert Operations: (abbreviated to St. James Assassin Academy.) Despite being the worst spy in all of history and hating his job, the only thing that keeps him tied to Assassin Academy is a mysterious letter containing an admission to St. James and a note that promised answers should he attend and complete the sender's test. In a world of magic, monsters, gods, demons, liars, cheats, backstabbers, and cold-blooded killers. Alex must be willing to forsake everything and do everything he can to survive and obtain greater strength should he wish to know his past. Join him in the story of "How the Worst Spy Saved The World," and watch as he goes from being the worst spy to a legend that strikes fear into the hearts of gods and demons.

(WSA 2023 Submission) Rework in progress. Jiu Qing was just a simple author who enjoyed writing stories. Never had he thought about what happens to his characters after they were given their endings. Then, he somehow finds himself stuck in his latest unfinished work. Jiu Qing also gains an unknown power that allows him to use the skills and abilities from the characters he created, yet the writer doesn't have a clue as to why these things were happening to him. Ah, whatever. Jiu Qing decides that he'll just try to enjoy his new life to the fullest. Time to show these primitives the power of modern knowledge. And yes, the abbreviation is intentional.

Before Ryan Morgan and Jacob Morgan's parents passed away in a car accident, they decided to appoint Ryan as Jacob's legal guardian under their will. Jacob has autism, ages fifteen and is the funniest and most sweetest person anyone could ever meet. Ryan, ages twenty six, is a prosecutor in the state of North Dakota. But shortly after Jacob's girlfriend, Izza Miller's body is found dead near a river, Jacob is accused of a crime Ryan thinks he is innocent of. Even though, Ryan begins to search for evidence trying to figure out who's the actual person who killed Izza, and why did they accuse his own brother? If anyone who sees this story being plagiarized by someone else, please send me a quick message as soon as possible. I do not tolerate plagiarism at all, and I will sue whoever is responsible of stealing my work. 2022 Rebecca Clark. All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced or used in any manner without the prior permission of the author, except for the brief description of the book in a book review. word count: [50,000-60,000] cover designed by canva!

Amelia Bennett’s life changed the night she caught her fiancé cheating on her in their own home. Betrayed and distraught, she was met with what should’ve been a fatal accident, only to survive and awaken in a house filled with dangerous creatures. Love had always been a bitter word for Aziel Sanford. However, that cold heart of his started beating again the night his roommates returned home with a beautiful human woman. But how could a vampire and a human coexist together in a world where they were fated to be predator and prey? Amelia believed the three men were her saviors, not knowing that they sought after her blood. On the other hand, as the days pressed on, the vampires grew to enjoy her presence, quickly forgetting the reason why they brought her back in the first place. What happens when two broken souls are brought together by the hands of destiny? And when evil seeks to land its hands on Amelia — a human that has more entanglements with the creatures of the night than she originally thought — will their love be enough to save her from it? — “A human?” Not only his face, but his voice too was dangerously appealing to her poor heart, running a shiver down her spine. His heavy, masculine voice rang in her ears like a melody and she was too stunned to speak. She could only gawk at him like a bewitched maiden. Witnessing her numb reaction and stunning eyes locked on him, he teased her, “May I know, why are you looking at me like that, darling?" An intimidating sensation elevated her heart rate hearing such a cheesy abbreviation from a handsome stranger. With the utmost difficulty, she pressed her lips before murmuring out, “A-Are y-you… Mr. A-Azure?” “Azure?” He repeated after her. “How could you barge into a stranger’s room without even learning their name properly? Such an innocent fawn…” He smirked with a sly grin.

1: a condensed statement or outline (as of a narrative or treatise) : ABSTRACT 2: the abbreviated conjugation of a verb in one person only

Tatsuya Maruyama is a success lawyer. Alexander Kougami is genius physic teacher. Carlos Takamasa is the womanizer scriptwriter. Leonardo Shibasaki is the cold hand oncology surgeon. David Kajima is the funniest comedian of the year. Kris Aikawa is the funky business man. They all have the same problem about woman. --- Berteman sejak masa sekolah, menjadikan mereka berenam selalu paham satu sama lain, dan hingga pada akhirnya satu per satu di antara mereka pun memutuskan untuk mulai melangkah dan mencari pasangan hidupnya. Setelah Tatsuya, Alex dan Carlos menemukan tulang rusuk mereka. Mungkin kisah ini sudah selesai bagi mereka bertiga. Namun, tidak demikian bagi Leo, David dan Kris! Apakah Leo, David dan Kris mendapatkan kesempatan mereka juga untuk bahagia?

New World's Online or NW if the name is abbreviated is an MMORPG game that is popular among teenagers . Although the game has only been launched for four months, the number of players has reached one hundred thousand. Of course this game is free to play and if you want to be a top player the player must sacrifice their time, energy and money . Due to too many players the creators of New worlds Online announced they would create a new server so that all these games can accommodate more new players. In addition he also said that this game has made the new system for player called "work hard and get paid".They have created a special shop where players can sell their rare items and get paid with cash. Misaki who had just been fired finds a dead end in her life.Not only does she not have a job but she also has not paid her rent for two months. The landlord warned her that if she did not pay the rent in the next two weeks, she would be evicted from her home. When she watched news on television the next day, she saw about the announcement of New World Online company .Look like this is the best opportunity to collect money and continue her life.

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Note: As of 5/15/2020, this novel has moved to Royal Road (chapter 534). Book Two is nearly done, at 657 chapters. Book Three will follow on its own page at Royal Road! (8/18/20) Some time ago, a great and powerful Archmage tried to save the planet of Terra from impeding disaster by inventing a VR game to train the gamers who survived the apocalypse to defend humanity. That game was the Power of Ten. This is not that story. This is the story of what happens when your patron gods realize you've invented a system to imprint ass-kicking VR characters onto souls, and decide to take advantage of some of those character templates! Book One: Join Sama and her allies as she first has to endure what it means to be a hagchild, and then on her road to Ten! ---------- Book Two: Space, the final frontier. In the grim darkness of the far future of a galaxy far, far away, there came a hagchild... QX! ---------- If you want exclusive, early access to upcoming chapters, you can support me on my new Patreon @ https://www.patreon.com/ThePowerofTen added 10/24/2019! Updates Daily (on Royal Road now). Average Chapter length is about 2,000 Words (4+ Word Pages). I have some expired Discord links in the author comments. My Discord Channel is The Power of Ten, TPoT, and I have Discord up all the time I'm on line, if you have questions or want to chat. The permanent link is: https://discord.gg/gJ6fRs9 If you have confusion with terms or abbreviations, just reply to one of my comments, and I'll put it into the author notes for everyone! If you are reading through, make sure to check the reader comments areas. I answer a lot of questions there. I have added more acronym explanations to the early chapters in response to reader feedback. As of 6/8/2019, there is a glossary addended to Chapter One!

"Call me sir" he demanded. "What?" I heard it correct yet asked again to make sure did I hear correct? "Don't your thick head get things at once?" He asked furrowing his eyebrows without moving his gaze from mine. No way I am going to call him sir. Thick head! It's the second time he told that. What does he think of himself? I cleared my throat and spoke. "Firstly, I'm not going to call you sir. I'm not your slave to do so. And secondly, I don't have a thick head." I protested. "Slave? Seeing a word by its abbreviation." He quirked a brow. "Your thick head has a little knowledge in it." This time he inched more close while the corner of his perfect lips shifted to a smirk. Move back, Mister! "Yes, I do see a word by its meaning," I said, trying not to fall in his gaze. (S.I.R = Slave - I - Remain) He got closer and closer and stooped near my ear while keeping his hands on the table, either side of me. I could feel his lips brushing against my earlobe when he spoke in a low deep voice. "If you don't, I'll cancel this deal." 'No! I can't let this happen.' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I am either drown into the deep green sea or flew up into the bright blue sky, for sure I was lost in his blue-green eyes. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Time marched by days into months and months into a year. Everything in my life has changed but one thing remains the same. Years ago I would've never pictured my life the way it is now.

The rookie's ironic hacker road. Hu Yifei, who was originally a computer rookie, inadvertently found a second-hand hard disk, and has since embarked on the wretched road of hackers. If you want to see how Brother Hu is smart on the network, please click on this article and read it carefully. The funniest hacker novel, the cruelest hacker world.

A cheated man die after hitted by truck and reincarnated to another world with cheat activated when he doing his ceremony of children. -Title will changed, the real title will come from the abbreviation. -need editor because i don't speak english(not my main). -and need cover.

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UPDATE: I WILL START THIS ONCE MY OTHER BOOK, SHGS (SUPREME HAREM GOD SYSTEM) ENDS SINCE BOTH BOOKS HAVE THE SAME WORLD AND I DO NOT WANT CLASHES. -------- "Have you heard about the rumour?" "What rumour?" "They say that there's a Vampire on the loose, he's out there killing humans mercilessly" "Hahahaha! That's the funniest joke I ever heard! Vampires? Those Slaves? Hahaha!" "Yeah, I feel the same! I think someone just started this rumour as a joke! Hahaha! How can those weaklings kill us, humans?" "True True…" In a bar, two middle-aged men talked and laughed as they discussed the recent rumour they heard. Seeing those two, a drunk old man shook his head as he sighed. "Ignorance is bliss indeed…" "These younglings do not know what the real fear is… The vampires may have fallen… but my old bones still remember the days when they were in their prime…" The old man sobered up in an instant and his body shuddered in fear as the memories of the long-forgotten horror appeared in his mind. He then took a deep breath as he patted his trembling body and muttered. "I just hope that they are not back…" ... Vampire Slave Number 43, or the self-named, Azriel Ruinous, learned about the history between the humans and the Vampires and it filled him with rage and hatred. Nonetheless, he was helpless to do anything. After years and years of suppression, the Vampires have become the weakest race in the world. However, lady luck seemed to be on his side as Azriel found an ancient jar filled with mysterious blood that will not only change his, but his race's destiny as well. This, will be the story about the rise of the self-named, Azriel Ruinous, and the Return of the Forgotten Blood Empire. ... Warning: This novel is not a 'Quick Happy Pill' where mc becomes op easily and then overpowers anyone he faces. If you want to read something like that, you can read my other book. Neither is this book a one-man show, there will be people supporting MC from behind and they will be better than mc in certain areas. MC will need their help constantly. Of course, he will still be the main focus of this story. Another thing, The MC has to fight a whole race, being soft-hearted isn't an option, nor he is soft-hearted. He will kill, and he will kill without any guilt. He will also kill innocents, he will kill women, children, old, and young, he will kill anyone and everyone, because, This is a War. A Bloody War. The story will contain gore, torture, killing innocents, and explicit sex scenes, you have been warned. No Rape No NTR. ... English is not my primary language, however, I can assure you that you won't face any major problems with grammar, If you do notice an error, just comment on it and I will remove it. I'll be counting on you all for that. ... This cover does not belong to me, if it's yours, just tell me and I will remove it, or credit you for it, whatever you wish. You are the boss! ... Also, do check out my other book, Supreme Harem God System (R18) if you want to read something cultured. ... Discord: https://discord.gg/xMFzy48Kj8

The funniest harem cultivation is here! (No NTR) Visit the Wikia link: https://the-romantic-cultivator.fandom.com/wiki/Ji_Yuan Sword Saint Ji Yuan, a 'genius' sword cultivator has just breakthrough to the lofty seventh realm saint level after a period of 100 years. When he returns to his celestial clan where he was once the sect leader, he has found out that many things have changed. The worst thing had happened to him; he had lost his beautiful beard and in the Desolate Celestial Fraternity, a beardless cultivator is to be scorned and despised! This is a cultivation story of an unromantic cultivator surviving in a cultivation world full of geniuses, blessed sons and daughters of heavens, not forgetting cultivation cheats and evil dual cultivators. There are also plenty of mysteries in this story and endless twists, you can only read it to believe it! Join Ji Yuan, a typical arrogant young master and an anti-hero of his cultivation on his epic quest to become a 'Romantic Cultivator' in the dangerous world of cultivation as he explored its mysteries. In the Desolote Celestial Fraternity, there are 3 powerful forbidden palaces, the Evil Cultvation Palace, the Hundred Flower Divine Palace and the Water Melody Palace. Also there are 12 major celestial sects, the 7 major orthodox celestial sects and the 5 major unorthodox celestial sects. There are a total of seven celestial levels in order to cultivate as a celestial cultivator; Practitioner, Master Practitioner, Enlighten Celestial, Immortal Celestial, Golden Celestial, Golden Supremacy and Sacred Saint.

Emma was thrown into a whirlwind of troubles after finding herself in the bed of the CEO of an international colossal empire K, Daniel Kozlov. In order to protect herself and her parents, she decisively agreed to the terms of the cold man and married him. A mistake she came to regret dearly. "You are a conniving and shameless adulterer. I can't stay married to such a person. Sign it!" Staring at the divorce papers thrown at her and hearing the nasty words of his baseless accusations, Emma's heart which had begun to beat for Daniel turned cold. She signed the papers and left behind everything he ever gave her including the fancy cage he kept her locked in, promising herself a better future. But what happens when Daniel begins to have strange dreams of his ex-wife? The day before, she was an assassin and he was a cop. Yesterday she was a demon slayer and he was a demon. Today she was an empress and he was the emperor. But that wasn't even the point. The point was that in each of his dreams, they were so crazily in love that they could die for each other but Emma always left him in the end. He wanted answers and he had to get them! And so it began, the CEO began to chase his ex-wife everywhere. "Dear wife! I was wrong! You can punish me but please don't leave me again!" Looking up at the man standing next to her, dressed as an intern, Emma clenched her teeth and growled, "Daniel! Are you this shameless?!" The next second, Daniel grabbed Emma's waist and whispered into her ear, "Only for you my dear wife!" This heart and body stealer! Is it wrong that she really wanted to get a mallet and whack him?! **NOTE FROM AUTHOR** Hello, Story Stars. Thanks for making it this far! This story isn't your typical fast-paced novel and might take some time to build up but it isn't a slow-burn book either. I have other characters that I'd love to shed light on as their story kind of helps to create the future of the lead characters. Plus I just like to be detailed when doing things. Also, I write cute interactions between the characters, the readers, and the author in the Creator's thoughts box. So you can check them out if you like. I'd also encourage the readers to comment their responses to the interactions, just for fun!! Phew! That was one long note! Anyways, Thanks for reading TCPHEW (I still can't think of a better abbreviation *facepalms*) N.B: PLEASE, LEAVE ALL YOUR EXPECTATIONS OUTSIDE THE DOOR, THIS NOVEL IS NOT "NORMAL". *** Author's Discord: @daisy_t. Join my discord server: https://discord.com/invite/DjwRKgmbSv Follow me on Instagram!: @d.a.i.s.y_t