Non Veg Jokes

Arisugawa Hiroaki, a 22-year-old part-time worker, was living a dull but peaceful life. Until one day, he started chasing a mysterious white cat... When he woke up, he found himself in a completely unfamiliar world. He didn't have a smartphone, convenience stores, or any cheating skills, and he had never been in a fight or learned any martial arts. He hadn't had a girlfriend in the same number of years he had been alive. But somehow, he found himself in a parallel world where he was quite popular with non-human girls?! Will he be able to return safely to his original world? --- Name Original: 22歳フリーターの俺が異世界転移したら人外娘に懐かれてしまった件 Author: 笑われ者の鳥女 Site: https://ncode.syosetu.com

Many people wish to escape this boring life, or rather, everyone does. I was no different. But back then, I hadn’t been summoned to another world. It didn’t take long for us to realize that this place was a true hell. Covered in blood, Avinash screamed, “One day, I’ll have them all beneath my feet!” Hero? What a joke.

I am Racist. … I mean, my name is Racis T. I was a stand-up comedian. The flop one. The one who only get laughs when someone else is making fun of him. Anyway, I was doing one such show in a bar and since I like dark humor, I was cracking jokes around that. The show I was doing was in a run down bar, frequently visited by wicked tattooed motor bikers sort of people. I spewed some humorous jokes but no one seemed to get them as they were not laughing or maybe they got the jokes, that’s why they weren’t laughing. All in all, they were ignoring me. Being ignored didn’t sit right with my inner artist, who was starving to death, therefore, I decided to go darker. Though, I shouldn’t have done that. One of my jokes or maybe all of them triggered a man and as a result, he head-shotted me and I died on the stage. But see this : A man got triggered and he pulled the trigger. I did some word play here. But who cares. I am dead anyway. All I wanted was a successful show, people laughing and loving me and girls too. I am a true artist. I don’t care about money. All the money I would have earned I would be giving it to others. I would distribute 0.001 percent of all my money to the people in need. I don’t care about money at all. Nevertheless, a death is a death. So my story ended. Though, if there is an afterlife I would like to become a successful comedian, have a loving wife and have good enough money so I can afford only a three time meal and a humble private yacht or a jet will do too. I don’t care about money anyway. That was my dying wish. Though, I am using ‘though’ too much, don't mind. So yeah, as I was saying, I had that wish only if there was an after life and turned out… There really was an after life. Though, (‘though’ again?) it wasn’t what I wished for at all!!

TAGS : Aventure ; Action ; Combat ; Cruel ; Cultivation ; Faible à Fort ; Fantastique ; Guerre ; Magie ; Non-humain ; Racisme ; Réincarnation ; Torture ; Vengeance ; Violent ; Xianxia Autrefois humain dans un monde technologiquement développé, Asgorath mourut dans un accident et se réincarna en tant que membre d'une race non-humaine appelée Kzhan'La. Malheureusement, sa nouvelle race est haïe par les humains, tout comme d'autres, et il nait dans un de leur camps de concentration. Un camp où les non-humains sont enfermés et forcés de travailler comme des esclaves. Un monde empli de magie et de cultivation. Un monde où humains et non-humains se font la guerre. Un monde où seul la loi du plus fort règne.

Iris is a boring college student whose mere existence attracted a being, a non-human. They say there's a fine line between love and obsession, that line was crossed long ago when he met her

(Trigger warning: Harsh Language, Abuse, Slavery, Excessive Violence, Injustice) The Celestial is a symbol of the divine, a pillar which stretches high into the heavens. It is worshipped for the blessings it brought upon the world; extraordinary power, revolutionary tools, and beings beyond understanding. Bearing its power will not only change your fate, but the fate of the world. Grelt has existed within a struggle for power for over a century. A war between Angels and Demons ravaged the land, but only ended with the alliance between the angels, the hybrids, and the non-unified. The non-unified race did not receive the divine gifts of the celestial, they were not worthy. As beings who were second to the blessing of the Celestial, they have no choice but to bow before the hybrids and angels. It has been a week since the execution of Jacks parents, and he has taken their place as a miner in the small non-unified town of Logos. He is beginning to feel the despair living the rest of his life under the hybrid alliance, and seeks to change the world he was born into.

story of a human in demon , who is about to go against demon king inorder to protect everyone but is that really his destiny or there's anything after this. join him on his journey

"I think am in love with Ishtar's husband," Nadia Browne said suddenly, and it sounded like a joke to her best friend Sonia.

Heartbroken after catching her boyfriend cheating with his colleague on Valentine's Day, Anya impulsively proposes to a stranger in a fit of rage. The stranger, a charming and enigmatic man, accepts her proposal without hesitation. As Anya grapples with the consequences of her impulsive decision, she discovers that her "husband" is not just a random passerby, but someone with a mysterious and powerful connection to her life. He's not just a stranger; he's her boyfriend's boss, a man known for his wealth and influence, but who has kept his true identity hidden from Anya. Now, trapped in a web of lies and deceit, Anya must navigate the treacherous waters of her unexpected marriage while uncovering the truth about her "husband" and his hidden agenda.

Tom. A friend. Not a foe. A friend. (made for an inside joke)

It's a non-plotted one-shot, smut book, with Dominates Female and Submissive Male characters. The chapters are different from each others. Basically it's a smut book without any storyline. I hope you enjoy enough to support my Patreon one day! --Love, author!

Morgan Lovecraft had a problem. The world hated him for what he was, and what he could do.Saved by Duke Kinson, Morgan finds a new life in the world of Dunnishire. Orphaned as a young teenager, he finds himself in a new world where making friends was easy. That all came crashing down the day he turned sixteen and found out he not only had a death affinity, but he was also a necromancer. For a time, all necromancers were put down before they could gain levels or power.Morgan was born after that nonsense, but many of the old prejudices and hatred were still prevalent. Going from having friends to being an outcast once again, he hopes his scholarship to the Mages Academy will be a new turning point for him and a way to redeem himself.Most people think of necromancer’s as beings of great power who could raise up hordes of the undead to do their bidding. Well, yes, that part was true. But necromancers were a fantastic utility class that could be both DPS as well as some minor healing and maybe… just maybe… cast resurrections.All his planning, hopes, and dreams go out the window the first day of classes, when he is challenged to an honor duel. Making mortal enemies five minutes after walking into school? Being asked by the duchy to speak to the dead for them? Help them solve an assassination plot, corruption of public officials? Not wanting to be in the spotlight, the former Earth gamer finds himself right on center stage as he becomes The Duchy’s Necromancer!What this book is: A fantasy LitRPG GameLit progression based storyline. There are grownups in this book who act like grownups. They drink, they swear, they make bad jokes, and they fall in love. What’s not in this book? Harems. Sex scenes. Graphic or otherwise. There are plenty of jokes and innuendo about it, however.

well i guess this is it ... wait why wont this world let me die ? is this some kind of joke ?

Reality is a simple word, a word that explains what is true and what is false. If I am real, then the person in my head is false, and the image I create is just another reality non dicta and non scripta. Humanity is another word. Simple? I don't think so?! What is human, can you tell me? I, me, and him? The character might be more humanus than I am, and I might be more than just a simple Bestia. I think that's when we see the true Realitas.

Drake was a troublemaker with a knack for bad jokes. One of them got him killed. Now, he finds himself in Atheria, a world of magic, mythical creatures, and warring Gods. Equipped with the mysterious System of Chaos—a game-like interface that grants him skills, stats, and quests—Drake must learn to survive in this dangerous new reality. But his arrival hasn't gone unnoticed. The Gods, offended by his irreverent attitude and fearful of his unique system, have marked him for death. To live peacefully (and maybe get some payback), Drake will have to embrace his chaotic nature, master his newfound powers, and challenge the very beings who rule Atheria.

"A thrilling action novel infused with jokes and a touch of life lessons."

What is it.. that.you are seeing? ' A distorted faint voice that constantly haunts Aki became a companion.Aki had no idea why. Train station,his mother's dead body and a white transparent being in his nightmare.. As soon the siren sound starts,it makes Aki see something that he doesn't recognise.This Siren wave is something else. A warning? Or a reminder? Reiji,a non-human being falls for him.After these two met,the hidden world falls into mess.The betrayer who can dwell in this two different worlds seamlessly and rule over, a threat to the non-humans,arises.

The cards all contain a mystery, and a mystery is always something very dark and enchanting. There are people who want to know their fate, and there are people who are just curious. In general, the cards don't like to be teased and they don't know what to joke about. Sometimes there are some things, it's best not to know too much. So the card you chose, what is it?

That is simply it... A teenager reincarnated as Mimic in the Marvel Universe, or is it really the same universe? The Avengers were non-existent, as well as the Fantastic4, much less the X-Men... "Just where the heck did I end up with?!" DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN ANYTHING

Shura palvor wakes up in the body of a youthful man in a dying empire, with a heart set towards everlasting life, his soul will house non other than this great hope, discarding all familial kinship, love and hatred, life and death. he strides toward the abyss.

A human body, a parasitic entity, and the high-stakes Ascension Trials. Will a demon’s audacious gamble succeed, or will he become a pawn in a game beyond comprehension? When Jason unknowingly becomes the vessel for the powerful demon, Malgrith, his life takes a drastic turn as the demon descends into the human world, taking Jason's place in the brutal Ascension Trial tutorial. Armed with nothing but his unmatched intellect and scheming nature, Malgrith must navigate the perilous trials in an attempt to surpass his former rank and transcend to the coveted realms of the Supremes. New chapters Monday through Friday.

Tề Tiểu Tô nghèo rớt mùng tơi, ăn nhờ ở đậu bị một Hệ thống thông minh dũng mãnh đập trúng. Kể từ đó cô bắt đầu bật chế độ hack, diệt cặn bã, đi lên đỉnh cao của đời người sao? Không! Vì chủ nhân của hệ thống này có phải là cô đâu!!! Vị Thiếu soái nào đó đi ra đây, cô cam đoan không đánh chết anh ta!!! Tề Tiểu Tô số nhọ bị một tên nghiện giết chết, may thay cô được Hệ thống Tiểu Nhất cứu giúp sống lại về năm 17 tuổi. Tề Tiểu Tô nhiệt huyết dâng trào, quyết tâm thay đổi cuộc sống của mình, nhưng, điều đầu tiên phải làm là... cải thiện bữa sáng!!! Tề Tiểu Tô bị hiểu lầm là yêu sớm với hotboy của trường và dĩ nhiên lúc tan học cô bị mấy cô nàng cũng thích hotboy chặn đánh trong nhà vệ sinh. Tề Tiểu Tô sẽ thoát thân bằng cách nào? Những tưởng tạm trốn đến nhà ông bà ngoại sẽ yên bình hơn nhà chú thím, nhưng không ngờ bên này cũng vô cùng rối loạn. Vì giải cứu ông bà ngoại, Tề Tiểu Tô phải tham gia một trò tiêu khiển của giới thượng lưu: Thiếu nữ đấu quyền Anh. Tề Tiểu Tô phải làm sao để thoát khỏi cảnh khốn khó, đòi lại những thứ thuộc về mình, tăng cường thể chất và nuôi sống Hệ thống "ngốn tiền" kia?

In the world of outstanding ability users, Zeros gained the ability quite unique... Home garden. In the world where nobody could survive without strength or someone's protection he had to survive now with this non-combatant ability and also protect his cute lil sister.

Just some stories to refine my writing skills that are non-existent right now.

Sarah Andrews is a nerd loser who is bullied by everyone in school because of a silly mistake that almost destroyed her relationship with Charlotte, her best friend. Nicholas Granger is the wealthy heir who is set to inherit his father's many companies. He is sent to an average school as a punishment for his non caring attitude towards the business. When Sarah and Nicholas meet... Well, let's see what happens. Rejected Hearts Meet

I was a normal part timer in a small cafe when one day walking down the street a man wearing mask killed me to steal my bag. just when I thought I was going to die a floating screen appears in front of my eyes... [CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE BEEN INVITED TO JOIN THE NEW WORLD] [4:58 YOU HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO MAKE THE DECISION] seriously!!! was my life was not shitty enough that now even at the time of my death these kind of jokes happening with me. in my heart I knew well that things like reincarnation doesn't happen but I have got no Choice. [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE ACCEPTED THE INVITATION] [ ELIJAH VALENTINE: A FAMOUS A* LIST ACTRESS AND MODEL] [PLEASE CLICK HERE TO TET THE MEMORIES

O sei vittima o carnefice. Per il mondo, o sei bianco, o sei nero. Resta a te la scelta. Ma, tutti si macchiano. Chi col sangue e chi col senso di colpa. Veniamo costruiti da pensieri, azioni, verità e bugie. Quale tra queste è riconducibile alla vera realtà di noi stessi? Ogni vita ha il proprio peso ed ogni errore ha la sua conseguenza. Solo obbligandoti ad affrontare la realtà puoi andare avanti. E se non lo fai tu, tocca farlo ad un giudice. Quando ti ritrovi in un posto dove ciò che hai fatto ti viene messo su un tavolo non puoi nasconderti dietro alla negazione. Bisogna affrontare ciò che rimane. Ovvero te stesso, il freddo e la polvere di una cella. Fra vendette, bugie, verità, finzione, giustizia, sbarre, sbagli, colpe, manipolazioni, violenze, ideologie e segreti, tutto condurrà ad un'unica realtà dei fatti. Angeli dannati in cerca di emozioni e demoni disperati in cerca di pace. Lei, vittima del pericolo. Lui, vittima del crimine. ©copyright,tutti i diritti riservati