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A human body, a parasitic entity, and the high-stakes Ascension Trials. Will a demon’s audacious gamble succeed, or will he become a pawn in a game beyond comprehension? When Jason unknowingly becomes the vessel for the powerful demon, Malgrith, his life takes a drastic turn as the demon descends into the human world, taking Jason's place in the brutal Ascension Trial tutorial. Armed with nothing but his unmatched intellect and scheming nature, Malgrith must navigate the perilous trials in an attempt to surpass his former rank and transcend to the coveted realms of the Supremes. New chapters Monday through Friday.

Sarah Andrews is a nerd loser who is bullied by everyone in school because of a silly mistake that almost destroyed her relationship with Charlotte, her best friend. Nicholas Granger is the wealthy heir who is set to inherit his father's many companies. He is sent to an average school as a punishment for his non caring attitude towards the business. When Sarah and Nicholas meet... Well, let's see what happens. Rejected Hearts Meet

One day Ayush suddenly started experiencing some strange things happening around him. He starts to see things that no one else seems to see. What are these and what should he do about it. Follow this novel to find more about this. ------------ After this break there might be sight more detailed and non harmful spoiler description of the novel. So I would suggest that those who want a whole fresh experience without any idea of what is going to happen in the novel to not read it. -----------

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

What is it.. that.you are seeing? ' A distorted faint voice that constantly haunts Aki became a companion.Aki had no idea why. Train station,his mother's dead body and a white transparent being in his nightmare.. As soon the siren sound starts,it makes Aki see something that he doesn't recognise.This Siren wave is something else. A warning? Or a reminder? Reiji,a non-human being falls for him.After these two met,the hidden world falls into mess.The betrayer who can dwell in this two different worlds seamlessly and rule over, a threat to the non-humans,arises.

My husband and I have only been married for about five years. We do have some good advice though if any of you are interested. Feel free to apply some of this to your dating relationships.

In the world of outstanding ability users, Zeros gained the ability quite unique... Home garden. In the world where nobody could survive without strength or someone's protection he had to survive now with this non-combatant ability and also protect his cute lil sister.

Emily used to write web novels, but she got bored of that. She wanted to fulfill her long time dream, becoming a gamer! While being totally non-Mary-Sue. Yeah...

It's a non-plotted one-shot, smut book, with Dominates Female and Submissive Male characters. The chapters are different from each others. Basically it's a smut book without any storyline. I hope you enjoy enough to support my Patreon one day! --Love, author!

(Trigger warning: Harsh Language, Abuse, Slavery, Excessive Violence, Injustice) The Celestial is a symbol of the divine, a pillar which stretches high into the heavens. It is worshipped for the blessings it brought upon the world; extraordinary power, revolutionary tools, and beings beyond understanding. Bearing its power will not only change your fate, but the fate of the world. Grelt has existed within a struggle for power for over a century. A war between Angels and Demons ravaged the land, but only ended with the alliance between the angels, the hybrids, and the non-unified. The non-unified race did not receive the divine gifts of the celestial, they were not worthy. As beings who were second to the blessing of the Celestial, they have no choice but to bow before the hybrids and angels. It has been a week since the execution of Jacks parents, and he has taken their place as a miner in the small non-unified town of Logos. He is beginning to feel the despair living the rest of his life under the hybrid alliance, and seeks to change the world he was born into.

Having reached an incredible level, having risen to the very top, having become a legend among legends, Shi Feng, also known as Black Flame, opened his eyes one day and woke up in his previous reality. All his achievements were gone, Zero Wing did not exist, and he himself was barely living out his last days in his old apartment. Returning to the very beginning, Shi Feng could only watch all this with a bitter smile. Fate really played a cruel joke on him. It gave him the opportunity to fix everything, and after he was able to accomplish this feat, it returned him to the very beginning. To his first world. But even so, Shi Feng is not going to just sit and cry about what has passed. Without an account, nor the support of his previous guild, he is still going to start playing God's Domain again. And this time, he will show this world one non-existent legend about a swordsman. The Legend of Black Flame.

The cards all contain a mystery, and a mystery is always something very dark and enchanting. There are people who want to know their fate, and there are people who are just curious. In general, the cards don't like to be teased and they don't know what to joke about. Sometimes there are some things, it's best not to know too much. So the card you chose, what is it?

Nahya is an ordinary introverted young adult. One day, she found out that her body was slowly deteriorating from a chronic illness. Wishing to at least enjoy her last remaining time. She met a young lad who came out from a beautiful antique watch that she picked from the last out-of-town trip she had. Fancied by its appearance she kept it as a souvenir. The old watch turns out to be a vessel to an unusual being! What is he? What's gonna happen to her? Updates every Monday and Friday... See ya!

This is a book I made with chat gpt in my opinion it's pretty bad. the pacing sucks and the world building is non-existent, but if you'd like to see what ai is capable of writing at this point in time, you might as well read it it's pretty short

[A god is a paradox.] This is the theme of the novel, [Hero's Downfall], which Arcine wrote for funsies and laughs. The novel was a piece of satire as glorious as it was horrendous, with shallow characters, petty squabbles, and black-and-white villains and heroes. There was no depth whatsoever. And yet people kept reading until the very end, bound by the idea that the entire novel was a big joke. Life would make a similar joke on our trash author Arcine. Plagued by three different types of cancer, paralyzed from the waist down, and suffering from severe mental degradation at a young age, it was as if everything he had written was being thrown back at him. His suffering would continue even after his death. In a new life. Inside his garbage-tier novel.

A boy who was born blind, but not exactly. For humans, he could only see their soul forms. For other living and non living things, he could detect them by a colourful mist surrounding them.. His Father was totally unknown. .. Who he was, was also unknown. Growing up, there was an unspeakable darkness growing within him, causing his presence to bring chaos and danger to the people around him. Hence he was rumored as the devil. Is he truly the devil? came on let's find out together..

TAGS : Aventure ; Action ; Combat ; Cruel ; Cultivation ; Faible à Fort ; Fantastique ; Guerre ; Magie ; Non-humain ; Racisme ; Réincarnation ; Torture ; Vengeance ; Violent ; Xianxia Autrefois humain dans un monde technologiquement développé, Asgorath mourut dans un accident et se réincarna en tant que membre d'une race non-humaine appelée Kzhan'La. Malheureusement, sa nouvelle race est haïe par les humains, tout comme d'autres, et il nait dans un de leur camps de concentration. Un camp où les non-humains sont enfermés et forcés de travailler comme des esclaves. Un monde empli de magie et de cultivation. Un monde où humains et non-humains se font la guerre. Un monde où seul la loi du plus fort règne.

"I think am in love with someone's husband," Nadia said suddenly and it sounded like a joke to her best friend Sonia.

The Earth as you know it is over. Mysterious beings called Spirits are looking for their Emissaries. You can trust no one in this apocalyptic world. Anything can happen at anytime. Laws of Physics are a joke now. Can our heroes survive and uncover the secrets of the universe?

Il tempo non si può fermare. Tu sì, ma non lui. La vita continua. Ricomincia, si muove, va avanti, senza guardare in faccia nessuno. E tu, sei in grado di farlo senza guardarti alle spalle? Quando il passato diviene cenere ciò che puoi fare è costruirci sopra, che sia poi fatto coi pugni stretti ed i nervi tesi, il futuro che ti aspetta. Pieno di pericoli, di sfide, di fughe, di guai, di corse, di nuovi problemi e di nuove minacce a cui non sai dare un nome. Fra segreti svelati e nuove realtà misteriose non sempre si ha la soluzione, se non la morte su cui basavi le tue vecchie idee. Proprio là, dove si fermava sia la ragione che il suo contrario. E se il tempo non si può fermare neanche la resa dal passato lo può fare. Rimane solo da far fronte ad ogni cosa che ci si parerà davanti. E tu, sei in grado di farlo senza averne paura? @copyright,tutti i diritti riservati

O sei vittima o carnefice. Per il mondo, o sei bianco, o sei nero. Resta a te la scelta. Ma, tutti si macchiano. Chi col sangue e chi col senso di colpa. Veniamo costruiti da pensieri, azioni, verità e bugie. Quale tra queste è riconducibile alla vera realtà di noi stessi? Ogni vita ha il proprio peso ed ogni errore ha la sua conseguenza. Solo obbligandoti ad affrontare la realtà puoi andare avanti. E se non lo fai tu, tocca farlo ad un giudice. Quando ti ritrovi in un posto dove ciò che hai fatto ti viene messo su un tavolo non puoi nasconderti dietro alla negazione. Bisogna affrontare ciò che rimane. Ovvero te stesso, il freddo e la polvere di una cella. Fra vendette, bugie, verità, finzione, giustizia, sbarre, sbagli, colpe, manipolazioni, violenze, ideologie e segreti, tutto condurrà ad un'unica realtà dei fatti. Angeli dannati in cerca di emozioni e demoni disperati in cerca di pace. Lei, vittima del pericolo. Lui, vittima del crimine. ©copyright,tutti i diritti riservati

Do you know that feeling, when you're just fed up with everything, and want to run away and leave it all behind? Maybe even travel to another universe and explore other dimensions and realities. Wouldn't that be sick? There would be so many more options to achieve happiness or even find true love. OR you could committ every crime known to man, and get revenge on everyone that hurt you before, and their versions in other universes, because you feel like it. Let's see what Ethan decides, and if the 'no consequences' thing is really true. Because as we know, everything has a price... (trigger warning: really bad jokes, cuss words and choatic magicians!)

"In a world where humans hunt anyone who is different and the non human do the same thing too , the children at Aristo Orphanage live a life full of mystery. The orphanage is not a place of refuge but a gateway to a cursed forest called Doradas. Alp, a boy who has never known true happiness, finds himself facing the secrets of the forest and the struggle for survival and forget the past ?

Thrown into what seems like the typical afterlife scenario, Garfield is ready for all the usual tropes: a bumbling god, a second chance at life, and maybe an overpowered cheat skill. But things don’t quite go as expected. After an unexpected encounter with a goddess, he is given a second chance in a world where mana is essential—but there’s no overpowered skill or destined hero role waiting for him. Instead, he receives a simple blessing and a cryptic warning: he never actually died. Now, in a world without demon lords or grand prophecies, he must uncover the truth behind his existence and survive in a reality where nothing is as it seems.

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN HEIR AND HEIRESS OF TWO ENEMIES COMPANY GET MARRIED? ALBEIT BY A SICK JOKE OF FATE? ESPECIALLY ONES WITH AN HISTORY? All Theodosia wanted to do was get married for duty. Never did she think she`ll be getting married to her ex lover of ten years ago, who happens to be her greatest enemy!!! hell in handbasket

Jacob a fallen angel is helped by Samantha a non believer to regain his place in heaven. Samantha struggles between what she believed in and what she now See's in front of her angels ,demons , Jinn and so many other creatures she only to be figured fairy tales.

On Vacation till January 1st 2025. Have a Merry Christmas everyone! Gates of the Apocalypse follows George David Carter, an overweight nerd who has always dreamed of escaping reality through video games, is now faced with the apocalypse. Portals open up all over the world and unleash monsters and beings from straight out of a dark fantasy book. This high-octane, pulse pounding book series is filled with incredible action sequences that will leave you on the edge of your seat. It also has a kick ass harem of human and non-human hotties that can rock it in the sheets and destroy on the streets! This book series includes: ~No NTR! ~There is some Yuri. ~Huge harem of human and non-human women. ~Massive base building from a mansion to an entire kingdom. ~Huge battles on a scale rivaling the greatest fantasy novels ever written. ~Terryifying monsters and tense situations that add a heavy amount of horror. ~Tongue in cheek humor, toilet humor, and a healthy amount of Dad jokes. I update twice a day. Once at noon and once at 7pm. Rewards: 1 Luxury Car = 1 Bonus chapter 1 Dragon = 2 Bonus chapters 1 Magic Castle = Mass Release of 10 chapters 1 Spacecraft = Mass Release of 20 chapters 1 Golden Gachapon = 10 chapters per day for 1 week ***Discord is open!*** https://discord.gg/cR2KY2R4sF

Watch the story of how Zeka, an black 18 year old new University student, gets his life path forever changed when he receives the [ BWNO Sexgod Sign In System ] Read how Zeka uses this system to fuck white men, women, femboys, twinks and anything in between to become the ultimate BBC SexGod! ( Warning, this novel contains The MC cuckolding and NTR others, Very VERY HEAVY interracial and BBC Fetish and many other non conventionally acceptable things! )

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!