Couple Jokes

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e code is "Ji-hye"

Many people wish to escape this boring life, or rather, everyone does. I was no different. But back then, I hadn’t been summoned to another world. It didn’t take long for us to realize that this place was a true hell. Covered in blood, Avinash screamed, “One day, I’ll have them all beneath my feet!” Hero? What a joke.

I am Racist. … I mean, my name is Racis T. I was a stand-up comedian. The flop one. The one who only get laughs when someone else is making fun of him. Anyway, I was doing one such show in a bar and since I like dark humor, I was cracking jokes around that. The show I was doing was in a run down bar, frequently visited by wicked tattooed motor bikers sort of people. I spewed some humorous jokes but no one seemed to get them as they were not laughing or maybe they got the jokes, that’s why they weren’t laughing. All in all, they were ignoring me. Being ignored didn’t sit right with my inner artist, who was starving to death, therefore, I decided to go darker. Though, I shouldn’t have done that. One of my jokes or maybe all of them triggered a man and as a result, he head-shotted me and I died on the stage. But see this : A man got triggered and he pulled the trigger. I did some word play here. But who cares. I am dead anyway. All I wanted was a successful show, people laughing and loving me and girls too. I am a true artist. I don’t care about money. All the money I would have earned I would be giving it to others. I would distribute 0.001 percent of all my money to the people in need. I don’t care about money at all. Nevertheless, a death is a death. So my story ended. Though, if there is an afterlife I would like to become a successful comedian, have a loving wife and have good enough money so I can afford only a three time meal and a humble private yacht or a jet will do too. I don’t care about money anyway. That was my dying wish. Though, I am using ‘though’ too much, don't mind. So yeah, as I was saying, I had that wish only if there was an after life and turned out… There really was an after life. Though, (‘though’ again?) it wasn’t what I wished for at all!!

Couple love words from the mysterious East, with magical power, do not believe you try, the set is what you learn, like her is serious.

Heartbroken after catching her boyfriend cheating with his colleague on Valentine's Day, Anya impulsively proposes to a stranger in a fit of rage. The stranger, a charming and enigmatic man, accepts her proposal without hesitation. As Anya grapples with the consequences of her impulsive decision, she discovers that her "husband" is not just a random passerby, but someone with a mysterious and powerful connection to her life. He's not just a stranger; he's her boyfriend's boss, a man known for his wealth and influence, but who has kept his true identity hidden from Anya. Now, trapped in a web of lies and deceit, Anya must navigate the treacherous waters of her unexpected marriage while uncovering the truth about her "husband" and his hidden agenda.

Tom. A friend. Not a foe. A friend. (made for an inside joke)

Morgan Lovecraft had a problem. The world hated him for what he was, and what he could do.Saved by Duke Kinson, Morgan finds a new life in the world of Dunnishire. Orphaned as a young teenager, he finds himself in a new world where making friends was easy. That all came crashing down the day he turned sixteen and found out he not only had a death affinity, but he was also a necromancer. For a time, all necromancers were put down before they could gain levels or power.Morgan was born after that nonsense, but many of the old prejudices and hatred were still prevalent. Going from having friends to being an outcast once again, he hopes his scholarship to the Mages Academy will be a new turning point for him and a way to redeem himself.Most people think of necromancer’s as beings of great power who could raise up hordes of the undead to do their bidding. Well, yes, that part was true. But necromancers were a fantastic utility class that could be both DPS as well as some minor healing and maybe… just maybe… cast resurrections.All his planning, hopes, and dreams go out the window the first day of classes, when he is challenged to an honor duel. Making mortal enemies five minutes after walking into school? Being asked by the duchy to speak to the dead for them? Help them solve an assassination plot, corruption of public officials? Not wanting to be in the spotlight, the former Earth gamer finds himself right on center stage as he becomes The Duchy’s Necromancer!What this book is: A fantasy LitRPG GameLit progression based storyline. There are grownups in this book who act like grownups. They drink, they swear, they make bad jokes, and they fall in love. What’s not in this book? Harems. Sex scenes. Graphic or otherwise. There are plenty of jokes and innuendo about it, however.

What happens when modernization meets cultivation? It’s more than just a cultivator picking up a gun. Imagine storage rings and beast contracts being transformed into modern devices, letting anyone capture and tame monsters. What if alchemy evolved to mass-produce pills? Now, add vampires and other mythical races into the mix, and the possibilities are endless. In this fun story, we follow two main characters: Alex is a wealthy second-generation kid from the modern world, an "awakener" who spends his days as a big spender in online games and reading novels on his phone. In the novel community, he’s famous for throwing money around, known as a loyal, rich reader. His ordinary life gets turned upside down when he’s thrown into a new world filled with cultivation and magic. MinYue is a brilliant cultivator, a graceful beauty with incredible talent, and the shining hope of her family to reach new heights. Her disciplined, focused life is the complete opposite of Alex’s carefree lifestyle, but destiny has other plans for them. Through a twist of fate, their lives intertwine when a mysterious system binds them together, assigning them the mission to revive the vampire race. Even with their totally different backgrounds, Alex and MinYue must find a way to work together, blending their unique skills and views on the world. Join them on their journey as they become the strongest duo, rising to claim their throne as Vampire Progenitors in a world where modernization and cultivation collide!

When it comes to love, its business is not a joke! A book about a love business of students from InterTech college. Consists three main stories of three main couple; Pan and Zee, a couple that shared a history, Kim and Han, a senior-junior BL couple that start everything in a wrong move, and Yara and Aye Yi, a couple who starts everything with lies. Story 1: Past, Present, Future When Pan finally fulfill her wish to be a student at the InterTech College, she thought everything will fall accordingly. Until she met Zee, her ex who coincidentally became one of the seniors who conducts the freshmen orientation. With their past entangled, how will they face the present? And what will serve in their future? Story 2: With You Han always know he likes men but to imagine falling for a straight guy is never on his plan. The destiny messes up with him when he met Kim and develop a crush on him. However, not only the senior is a straight pole of man, he is also a number one player in the faculty. What happened when they end up having one night stand, and how that affect their relationship? Story 3: Hidden Agenda Yara might seems like a good girl; decent, polite and cute. But no one knew that she's being keeping a deep secret with her that made her hide behind the character that she portrayed in front of her friends. Her wall suddenly got shaken by the arrival of Aye Yi, a second year jock. The man keeps coming to her, but unknowingly for Yara, this man has a hidden agenda. Also include in this book are side characters; BL couple Ta and Bear, BBA seniors; Lauring, Kitty and Cherry, another freshman, Em and an Econ Moon named Cray.

"I think am in love with someone's husband," Nadia said suddenly and it sounded like a joke to her best friend Sonia.

well i guess this is it ... wait why wont this world let me die ? is this some kind of joke ?

After couple years apart two half brothers who are opposite to each other have to go through high school and realize the basically the same.

Hikaru, a 24-year-old man, was walking through the city streets after a tiring day at work. Suddenly, the clear sky quickly darkened and a violent storm erupted out of nowhere. In an instant, lightning struck from the sky, illuminating the night with a dazzling flash. Hikaru had no time to react; the impact threw him into the darkness, and his life was snuffed out.

Diego Smith a junior in college moves into a dorm and meets Derek Scott a senior. A couple months later Diego and Derek show Markus Wilson a junior, to Alexander Sukprasert a senior, A couple weeks later a new kid by the name Harrison Hill a junior moves into a dorm but is forced to be a roommate with a gay guy named Johnathan Miller a senior because there are no single bedrooms left, Will they hate each other or will they learn to live with each other? Trigger warnings Depression Borderline Personality Disorder Murder Death Graphic Sex Profanity Child Abuse Sexual assault Homophobia

Drake was a troublemaker with a knack for bad jokes. One of them got him killed. Now, he finds himself in Atheria, a world of magic, mythical creatures, and warring Gods. Equipped with the mysterious System of Chaos—a game-like interface that grants him skills, stats, and quests—Drake must learn to survive in this dangerous new reality. But his arrival hasn't gone unnoticed. The Gods, offended by his irreverent attitude and fearful of his unique system, have marked him for death. To live peacefully (and maybe get some payback), Drake will have to embrace his chaotic nature, master his newfound powers, and challenge the very beings who rule Atheria.

Why so obsessed? A world where beauty equates to strengths. As ugliness equates to feebleness. A dying world filled with depravity. Where its counterparts? Follow the story of a couple dancing in the Requiem of Madness. ------------------ No harem No NTR Couple battle-orientation

Before you start reading , or anything. I AM NOT THE AUTHOR, I AM JUST POSTING THE ENGLISH VERSION , thank you for understanding. So this is as the title says . ORV side story. Oh and the author are the married couple Shing Shong.

"A thrilling action novel infused with jokes and a touch of life lessons."

Lugard and Rhoda Tate, a multi billionaire couple had issues with child bearing and later found a way to get a baby. But someone was trying to get The Tate's inheritance to her self. Who could this person be?

Do deities play practical jokes on mortals? My new life in a new world is gratifying, so far, but I can't help but wonder why. There are no men and these women are ridiculous. One all-female race after another, in this part of the world, at least. Amazons, Elves, and Fairies; each with strange quirks and bizarre personalities. I keep collecting more of them as I try to carve out a place for myself in this world. Author's Notes: I intend this to be a lighthearted comedy, as well as a fun and intriguing power fantasy. I won't write anything disturbing, and I will make it as funny as I can. 11/21/24 I only just noticed that the webnovel reader changes my formatting. I was using an extra space between paragraphs to denote a scene change. Please leave a comment if you find any confusing parts. 11/30/24 I'm going on a trip I've been planning for a while in a couple days. I will try to keep writing and publishing while I'm away, but I expect a slower pace. 12/22/24 I've had some technical and creative difficulties writing for the past few days. But I assure you, as long as people keep reading this and I don't get too many bad reviews, I will keep writing this.

Third book of Impossible Forget about You. After Alex's recovery, Gabriela begins to have nightmares about what happened, which will be a problem for her pregnancy. The problems, however, don’t disappear and will continue to haunt the couple. Gabriela's family and Alex's will keep an eye on her to prevent anything from happening to her. What will happen to the couple? Will Gabriela control her anxiety again as she did before Alex came back?

The story is all about two couples that got married for over 12 years without a child... but Mrs Natasha who happened to be Mr. Alexander wife kept having a strange dream about an abandoned little child. it hurts her so much because she truly wish she could have her own child. it also hurt her alot because she couldn't bear the fact an innocent child is being abandoned for nothing by her fellow woman. But things turned around for the couples.

It is a continution of the Smut with Similar names.

I was a normal part timer in a small cafe when one day walking down the street a man wearing mask killed me to steal my bag. just when I thought I was going to die a floating screen appears in front of my eyes... [CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE BEEN INVITED TO JOIN THE NEW WORLD] [4:58 YOU HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO MAKE THE DECISION] seriously!!! was my life was not shitty enough that now even at the time of my death these kind of jokes happening with me. in my heart I knew well that things like reincarnation doesn't happen but I have got no Choice. [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE ACCEPTED THE INVITATION] [ ELIJAH VALENTINE: A FAMOUS A* LIST ACTRESS AND MODEL] [PLEASE CLICK HERE TO TET THE MEMORIES

A couple excitedly embarks on their first trip together, unaware of the dark, supernatural history tied to their destination. As past and present collide, their journey may unravel more than just old superstitions.

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

Mark , a college student fell into coma and died in an accident of gas explosion at home while cooking and reincarnated to a poor couple in a magical world mark grows up facing the challenges of the new life in a different world

Under the Heavenly Emperor’s nose, Leo succeeds in performing a ritual from a joke-of-a-book to go back in time. However, the Heavenly Emperor had been watching him all along. He did not believe the ritual would work, and this was a major miscalculation! Not only did the ritual work with Leo going back in time, but the whole timeline itself was flipped! The reversal led to the universe repeating the events again from a set point. The future people who hadn’t been born yet disappeared, but the ones already present regressed along with Leo and the Heavenly Emperor. With so many regressors acting as variables, will Leo be able to succeed in achieving his goals? Will the butterfly effect that would take place be too strong or will the variables be kept in check? What would the fate of the world be under such circumstances? Journey along Leo in a world of steam machinery, magic, cultivation, oriental elements, and added modern touch where potions are a way to breakthrough and unique to each individual! From dungeons to celestial realms, potions to martial arts, victorian era to modern cultivation; the world has it all! ….. A/N: What to expect? — Slice of life. Lots and lots of slice of life. — A never-before-seen blend of Victorian/ Steampunk + modern + Xianxia fantasy! — Unique cultivation paths for all! — System for all! — Multiple Regressors! — No Harem, No smut! — A power couple! — Good paced romance! — A new take on world hopping (the world hops, not the protag :D. If you don't understand it now, you will in due time!)

Soo Junghwa an dominant alpha with a trauma and Choi Yeju an dominant omega with a trauma is a couple with who seek to overcome their traumas together.