I Got Caught Up In A Hero Summon

Victor Drake was a 23-year-old kendo prodigy with a dream: to become the greatest swordsman of the modern era. Kind, goofy, romantic, and sharp-witted, he lived and breathed the way of the blade. But everything changed during a fierce tournament when a tragic accident left him completely blind. His world went dark, but his spirit never dimmed. Relying on instinct, sound, and intuition, Victor adapted. He trained harder, sharper, deeper. Yet fate had more in store. One ordinary day, while walking the city streets, a glowing summoning circle appeared beneath his feet—and before he could react, he was gone. Transported to a grand cathedral in another world, Victor found himself surrounded by high school students and nobles. A beautiful queen stood before them, summoning heroes to battle a rising Demon Lord. But there had been a mistake—Victor wasn’t supposed to be there. He wasn’t a chosen hero. And yet, when a mysterious ding echoed in his mind, a screen appeared before his blinded eyes: Class: Blind Swordsman With no way back and no destiny to follow, Victor carves his own path. His new power lets him “see” the world through sound and motion, sharpening his already deadly swordsmanship to supernatural levels. Determined to chase his dream even in this new world, Victor sets off—not as a hero, but as the Blind Swordsman. His journey begins: exploring dungeons, joining adventurer guilds, fighting monsters, saving villages, befriending gods and demons alike, and facing off against the greatest swordmasters the world has to offer. Along the way, he gathers a diverse—and chaotic—harem of swordswomen, slaves, nobles, and goddesses who fall for his strength, charm, and sheer will. Victor is no saint. He’s a romantic antihero, a sneaky battle junkie with a heart, a sharp tongue, and a blade sharper still. He gets caught in political intrigue, divine conspiracies, and misunderstandings that somehow lead to royal marriages. But no matter what happens, he lives—and fights—by his own code. He wasn’t meant to be a hero. He just wants to become a legend. They may call him blind, but history will remember the name: Victor Drake — the Greatest Swordsman the World Has Ever Known.

23-year-old Eli Reed was just your average plant enthusiast—kind, charming, goofy, and passionate about greenery. Working at a local plant shop, Eli dreamed of one thing: a peaceful life surrounded by plants, eventually opening his own store to teach and share his love for botany. But fate had other plans. While out on a delivery run, Eli—and a group of nearby college students—were suddenly engulfed in a blinding light. When he opened his eyes, he was no longer on Earth. Summoned to a fantasy kingdom by a king and his daughters, Eli quickly realized something strange… he wasn’t supposed to be there. An accidental summon. Unlike the others, who were destined to become heroes and fight in wars, Eli wanted no part of chaos. Choosing peace over battle, he quietly slipped away from the capital and into the deep forest, where he stumbled upon the mythical World Tree. Making it his home, Eli began living the life he always wanted—calm, natural, and full of plants. But peace doesn't mean boredom. From crafting powerful potions and cultivating magical flora to getting swept up in wild adventures, Eli’s quiet life turns into anything but. He accidentally builds a reputation as the “Plant Sage of the Forest”, drawing attention from all walks of life—commoners, royals, demons, and even gods. Some come seeking help. Others come seeking peace. And a few come seeking… love. Eli’s quirky charm and gentle nature attract a diverse harem of women from all backgrounds—beastkin, elves, nobles, adventurers, and more—all sharing his dream of a tranquil life. But misunderstandings and bizarre coincidences constantly pull him into unwanted fame, dangerous adventures, political entanglements, and even the occasional monster invasion. Whether it's dealing with corrupt churches, ancient cults, or accidentally agreeing to a royal marriage, Eli somehow manages to stay true to his roots—literally. Through laughter, romance, and action-packed chaos, he might just become the greatest Plant Mage the world has ever seen... even if he never meant to be. Will Eli's second life bloom into the calm future he dreamed of? Or will his legend grow into something far beyond his wildest imagination?

(Alternative title: I Can Cut Through Anything) ... After dying from overwork, Riven is reincarnated into a war-torn world where holy power and arcane magic clash for dominance. Born into poverty and orphaned at twelve, he survives with his younger sister by scavenging weapons from the corpses of fallen soldiers. That is, until he finds a gravely wounded woman in front of his house. Moved by a strange sense of compassion, Riven saves her life—unaware that she is the infamous Mad Queen, a ruthless monarch who slaughtered her entire royal bloodline. In return for his kindness, she teaches him how to wield a sword—an art that awakens a terrifying power within him: the ability to cut through anything. But power comes at a cost. Her gaze shifts from gratitude to obsession. And now, bound by a twisted marriage to a queen whose love is as dangerous as her blade, Riven must decide: will he run from her... or embrace the madness she offers? --- Author's Note Hi everyone, I’m a new author here. To be honest, I got tired of the same old harem tropes—stories where the male lead collects girls like trophies without any real emotional depth. So I decided to write something different. This is a dark fantasy romance centered around one woman only: a yandere queen whose love is as dangerous as her power. Yes, the story contains R-rated scenes—expect some heat. But it’s not just about that. This novel will dive into: Deep character development, The twisted yet intimate relationship between Riven and the Queen, A complex world filled with arcane powers and divine magic, Royal politics and war, And Riven’s journey to become the strongest swordsman in the world. As a beginner, I genuinely welcome any feedback, comments, or even low ratings. Whether you give me five stars or just one, it’ll help me improve—and I truly appreciate it. Thank you for reading. I hope you enjoy the madness.

A hero is a good guy who always protects his people from villains, the worst scum of the society. They bravely fight any hurdles that come their way and achieve success in their life. The government gives them a special status, the people of the country admire them and tons of fans fall in love with them. But what about the villains? They face a lot since their childhood and when finally managed to achieve an ounce of power in exchange for their soul with the devil, they create a whole army of ants only to get crushed by a nerdy dude, whom everyone claims to be the hero when his avatar changes. They getting torn apart alive by the hero is a show to everyone's amusement. And what's the crime they commit anyway? Bomb blasting on an almost empty road, kidnapping a clumsy girl which brings more misfortune than the villain himself, destroying buildings that already had a weak foundation to begin with, and all those super silly crimes which media exaggerates... Sound such a waste of power to me. But enough is enough now. It had come to a point that now I pity them. I've decided that I'll become the most powerful villain of this world and will bring true justice which has been exploited so brutally. However, there's a teeny-tiny problem I am currently facing. That is, NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I TRY, THINGS ALWAYS TURNS OUT TO BE THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WANT THEM TO BE! I'VE BECOME A FREAKIN' HERO OF THIS SOCIETY!!

Scramble Love, the mega-hit Japanese rom-com manga with over 10 million copies sold. I got isekai'd into that manga, one I've never even read. And guess what? I'm stuck as a nobody extra.

I should’ve run. When the blood-soaked man collapsed on me in that alley, I should’ve screamed. Called the cops. Bolted. But I didn’t. I can't even say why. He threatened me yet I dragged him home. I disinfected his wounds. I let him stay, hoping he'd leave me alone but he didn't. And now? Now the devil sleeps on my couch, cooks me breakfast, and kisses like sin itself. He says his name is Kieran. Says he’s hiding. Says he won’t hurt me... unless I give him a reason. But the men hunting him aren’t just thugs. They’re ghosts in tailored suits and bloody silk gloves. Politicians. Kingmakers. Killers. And he’s not just some criminal. He’s the Kingpin. The one they whisper about when the lights go out. The one they’ve been trying to erase. I was just a miserable office girl with a boyfriend that was both a green and red flag, a family who barely registered my presence unless to mock me or demand for money and a life going nowhere. Now I’m in the crossfire of empires. My name is Kina. And I think I’ve fallen in love with the last man on earth who deserves it. But love won’t save us. Only war will. Other title: I Picked Up A Stray Crime-Lord

This novel is temporarily stopped but it will be back. -nooks

In a world where summoners wield the power to call forth vampires, elves, angels, demons, and all humanoid creatures from across the realms, Nathan found himself unable to summon beings except from beasts.  However, those beasts are not ordinary beasts. They are divine beings who once stood at the same level, if not higher, than the legendary creatures the world ever knew.  Casting his gaze to the left, Nathan sees numerous summoners accompanied by the likes of demon kings, archangels, vampire progenitors, and other legendary beings. Turning to the right, a massive army of alien symbiotes is waiting to attack.  There was no fear in his eyes, because standing on his left is a majestic wolf who managed to kill a god, the legendary eight-headed serpent coils on his right, above him is the bird who is glowing like the sun, and behind him is a dragon that once gnawed the roots of the world tree.  “Let the war begin.”

A 40-year-old man suddenly dies and is reincarnated in a world devastated by zombies—but instead of becoming a hero or a survivor, he wakes up as a zombie girl.

When Logan and his classmates are suddenly transported to a world teetering on the brink of destruction, they find themselves thrust into a desperate battle against a relentless demon invasion. In this new realm of magic and peril, each student discovers unique powers to aid humanity's fight for survival. However, Logan's ability to tame creatures is deemed the weakest among his peers, earning him scorn and ridicule. Despite the doubts of those around him, Logan's determination never wavers. As he bonds with mystical beasts and uncovers their hidden strengths, he begins to realize that his power might be the key to turning the tide of war. With every creature he tames, Logan grows stronger, proving that true strength lies not in raw power but in the heart and courage to stand against overwhelming odds. Logan's journey is not just about battling demons; it's also a personal struggle against his own loner personality. Having always been an outsider, Logan must learn to trust and connect with others, both human and beast. His solitary nature is challenged as he forms unlikely friendships and alliances, discovering that unity and cooperation are essential in the fight for survival. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 1.5k+ Chapter story, Weekdays 2 chapters, Weekend 1 chapter. On Sundays I will revise chapters, each chapter edited will have Chapter Name(*)

I went to therapy and now I'm a PRINCE OF AN EMPIRE THATS ABOUT TO BE DOOMED?!?! Meet Raige an overly empathetic Psychologist who can't seem to shake the heavy feelings that his last client left him. Seeking to free himself of the feeling he decided to go to therapy but with a fascinating turn of events he woke up in a different world. A world not from the novels he read nor movies he watched but a story told by his last client. But it wasn't a simple transmigration because he was not only a prince but also prophesized to be a hero but can an overly empathetic person really rule an Empire especially one where not everything you see is as is. In the tale of power and truth, who will he listen - the empathy of the heart or the voices in his head.

In a world where mana nodes inherently decode spells, acting as the pre-built magical processors of all mages, Zephyr awakens with just a single node, putting him at a disadvantage. Unconcerned with fame or glory, he initially shrugs off this profound limitation, even dismissing his father's final and seemingly useless gift. But when a relentless spiral of uncontrollable events threatens his very existence, Zephyr has to figure out a way to utilize his inherited legacy. His survival now depends on understanding the fundamental nature of mana nodes and how they tick in a world that takes the process for granted.  His method of conscious processing pushes the boundaries of conventional magic and draws the attention of formidable world powers and ancient noble houses. As Zephyr delves deeper, he begins to uncover disturbing truths about their world and the very origins of magic itself.  How would he navigate this treacherous landscape where every discovery could be his last? What to expect: - Unique power system that draws inspiration from modern processors. - Extensive character development and world building. - No harem - MC starts out weak and capped. Power is earned. - Mana cores, mana nodes, spell processing, noble houses, knowledge gatekeeping, great world powers, hidden factions, a touch of sci-fi, multiple worlds, soft kingdom building... Things to note: - I've got a mana processor in a magic world is going to be long. - The start might feel a bit slow as the world, characters, and power system get fleshed out, but things kick into high gear after the first major conflict. Updates : Daily. (7 chapters a week)

He got a system as soon as the end of the world began and now he has a mission to hunt and kill all zombies and mutants

This Light Novel is about a boy name Leo, whose parents died due to heart disease. So, he was sent to a different world, by entering 1 of the 2 portals.

High schooler Shinozaki Yuuta was just your average Japanese teen: addicted to absurdly overpowered mobile games, dodging homework, and secretly hiding a stash of very questionable dating sims. But one fateful afternoon, while grinding an infinite-wave mage survival game and crossing the street at the same time (bad combo), Yuuta meets his doom via Tokyo’s most notorious killer: Truck-kun. Next thing he knows, he’s been reincarnated... as a frog. Not just any frog—a pathetic, squishy, level-one mage frog, plopped into a terrifying world swarming with endless monsters. But the rules of the game he was playing are applyed: each time he levels up, he gets to choose one out of three magic spells, and if he picks the same spell eight times... it evolves into something absurdly, comically overpowered. After dying once, Yuuta respawns in a mysterious black space where coins droped by the killed monsters becomes a currency, where he can buy powerful frog evolutions and ancient magical artifacts. Driven by pure confidence of his ability to respawn and a desire to avoid ever dying again, Yuuta goes on a rampage, fighting monsters like a maniac until he becomes an unstoppable, world-ending, spell-flinging frog king. Bored out of his mind centuries later, he receives a strange message: > A summoner is calling. Will you accept? Curious—and desperate for entertainment—he says yes. Now summoned into a world of beast tamers and summoners, Yuuta finds himself contracted to a weak bullied boy who dreams of revenge to those who bullied him and build a harem. But Yuuta, robbed of his humanity (and a certain important organ), has no intention of helping his summoner chase girls or vengeance. What follows is a chaotic, comedy-packed adventure full of misunderstandings, magical mayhem, and the slow, reluctant bond between a horny thirsty frog (who wants to turn back into a human) and a revenge- harem obsessed kid. Magic. Monsters. Madness. Waifus. And one very pissed-off frog for not having his manhood.

Tim died trying to save a girl and got sent to a place with literally nothing ,just infinite Void. Just when he was losing hope he was sent in to the body of Trinston ,a rich guy. Tim ( now Trinston) was really exited to love his new life ,he thought that like every reincarnated person,he was going to get his own cheat, a System which would help him rise to the top really fast. But little that he know about the suprise waiting for him.

Ezra Carter was never meant to be a hero. An 18-year-old orphan scarred by a tragic car accident that claimed his parents' lives, Ezra grew up a cold, distant loner. Quiet, cunning, and haunted by the past, he walks the world with no attachments… until one ordinary day, fate pulls a cruel trick. Caught in the middle of a powerful summoning ritual meant for another, Ezra is dragged into a fantasy world not as a hero or sage—but as something far stranger: a Gluttony Mage. His unique skill? Devour. He can consume anything—monsters, weapons, spells, curses, even souls—and absorb their power. With this terrifying gift, he’s feared by nobles, dismissed by adventurers, and misunderstood by nearly everyone… except the royal family who summoned him by mistake. But Ezra refuses to be a pawn in anyone’s game. Instead, he forges his own path. Leaving the palace behind, he sets out as a solo adventurer, soon finding himself at the heart of dungeons, deadly quests, and world-shaking conspiracies. From corrupt churches to ancient gods, power-hungry princes to monstrous cults—he’ll devour them all if they stand in his way. Along the road, he forms unlikely bonds with all walks of life—slaves, commoners, demons, nobles, goddesses, even a demon queen and royal princesses—gathering both allies and a chaotic, diverse harem who fall for the mysterious, brooding mage with a hidden kindness buried beneath layers of shadow. Ezra’s personality remains complex: romantic yet cold, clever yet unhinged, kind yet terrifying—especially when the voices of Devour whisper in his ear, urging him to feed his endless hunger. A battle junkie at heart, he thrives on chaos, fights, and the thrill of walking the edge between control and madness. This is not a hero’s tale. It’s the legend of the Gluttony Mage—a devouring antihero who answers to no god, no king, and no prophecy. Will he become a legend? Or will he devour the very world that summoned him? Action. Comedy. Romance. Chaos. Welcome to Ezra Carter’s second life.

> Genre: Fantasy, Comedy, Yuri (slow-burn) I was just trying to finish a good book... not get reincarnated into it. After binge-reading a twenty-four-volume fantasy epic without sleep, I died and woke up as Celia Averna—a spoiled noble girl and third-rate villainess who gets kicked out of the story before the real plot begins. She was meant to be a footnote. A joke. But this Celia has one advantage: she’s read the entire novel. Now armed with meta knowledge, sarcasm, and no plot armor whatsoever, I’m rewriting fate one step at a time. Surviving a magical academy, avoiding doom flags, and possibly—accidentally—stealing the heroine’s spotlight? Bring it on. After all, who says a background villainess can’t be the main character?

He never wanted to be a hero. He never asked to become a weapon. In a world where 4.3% of people are born as Evolvers—humans with abilities that defy nature—the line between good and evil has all but disappeared. Heroes save. Villains destroy. And somewhere in the crossfire, the rest are just trying to survive. Zelpher was one of them. Just a powerless boy with no plan—only the will to survive. Then came the lab. The accident. And the agony that changed everything. Now, Zelpher is something else. His body heals faster. Moves sharper. Hits harder. But it all comes at a cost. His power grows only through pain—real, excruciating pain. Every wound makes him stronger. Every broken bone brings him closer to something… other. And with every scar, something monstrous stirs beneath his skin. Now he’s changing—and everyone knows it. The heroes try to control him. The villains seek to break him. To both, he’s just a weapon. No one sees the boy still fighting to hold on beneath the surface. He didn’t choose this power. He didn’t choose this war. But he’s in it now. And as the world watches him rise—or fall—only one question matters: How long can you stay human, when pain is the price of power?

___Lost Notes___ In this age of superheroes, the public safety is at the hands of these all so powerful figures. Located in the metropolis of Condor is the worlds strongest hero, UltraMan. In his decade long carrier, he has destroyed multiple conspiracies started by the city's old elite, single handedly apprehended the mafias that encroached upon the weak and feeble and even stopped several alien invasions and infiltrations. It is safe to assume that such a man would have many enemies, but with skin that cannot be pierced by any earthly means and strength that puts the legends of old to shame, how can such a creature ever be defeated? If UltraMan wanted to, he could have conquered earth at any time. So why did he not? No one quite knows. '' In any regards, he is seen as the balancing force of the world. So what happens if he is removed from the picture? What if I removed him? How will the world live? How will "I" live? ....

Zero to Billion: I Got a Tycoon System in High School Genre: Urban | System | Billionaire Fantasy | Enemies-to-Lovers --- Synopsis (Webnovel Format): > Broke. Bullied. Bottom of the class. That was Ren Kaito’s life—until a mysterious screen appeared in front of him during his worst moment. [Tycoon System Activated. Welcome, Future Billionaire.] With ¥0 in his account and a heart full of ambition, Ren begins building companies from thin air using pure wit, school-level connections, and game-like economic tools. He launches a secret student startup, face-slaps the arrogant rich kids, and climbs the business ladder inside the walls of a prestigious high school built for Japan’s future elite. But money isn’t the only thing on the line. Aika Tsukino, the cold, beautiful daughter of a billionaire, sees through Ren’s rise—and she wants answers. Whether she becomes his greatest rival… or his fiercest partner, remains to be seen. Stock markets. System upgrades. Secret CEO leagues. Every deal is a battle. Every loss, a lesson. Every win, a step closer to billions. From zero to tycoon — he’s going to buy the world, one student at a time.

If you love overpowered, imperfect, stupidly brilliant protagonist then this book is for you..Yes you. if you love fast paced at the beginning chapters then this book is for you. The more you read, the more you become addicted. "Andrew was just a lonely gamer—until the girl of his dreams confessed her love. But the same night, he wakes up inside his favorite VR combat game... except this time, he can’t log out. In a glitching dream world ruled by monsters, death, and broken code, Andrew must level up, complete deadly missions, and fight his way to the only item that can send him home: The Nexarion. But time is running out. The deeper he goes, the more the dream turns to nightmare—and the more he forgets why he wanted to escape in the first place." Real action starts from the second volume..Chapter 31 Gifts=Three Extra Chapters Gifts 1000 Coins Above= Five Extra Chapters 20 Power Stones= Two Extra Chapters _____________________________ Tags: Reincarnation, LitRPG, Fantasy, Overpowered Protagonist, MMORPG, Action, Adventure, Romance, Dark Fantasy, System, Level Up, Magic, Dragons, Demons, Elves, Orcs, Dwarves, Apocalypse, Comedy, Guilds, PvP, Survival, Betrayal, Mystery, Political Intrigue, Monster Taming, Crafting, Exploration, Friendship, Revenge, Virtual Reality, Boss Battles, Character Growth, Hero’s Journey Genres: Fantasy, Action, Adventure, LitRPG, Romance, Dark Fantasy, Comedy, Game World, Virtual Reality, Epic, Supernatural, Drama, Mystery, Thriller

There is a man named Turoru Rikuro, last name Turoru, first name Rikuro. He was just a normal highschool student who loves anime and the likes. Suddenly Rikuro was transmigated into a forest!! Will he find out where he was.. and what is that screen in front of him? Find out next time on DBZ!! -------------- Also give me power stones I'm HUNGRY

On the day he turned eighteen, Sion expected only death. He had lived his entire life trapped by invisible forces that prevented him from being himself. His mind was filled with thoughts and desires that he simply couldn't follow. But instead of death, a notification appeared on his cell phone. “If you were sent to another world and had three wishes, what would you ask for?” After thinking, Sion wished aloud. Three wishes that would change his life forever. His soul was broken into millions of pieces, his wishes were granted. ‘Ding!’ [The Chaotic System has started] ‘Ding!’ [Congratulations! The host's body has adapted to the hostile icy energy] ‘Ding!’ [Congratulations! The host has awakened the Ice Spiritual Physique] Sion, without knowing it, had transmigrated to another world, not an ordinary world, but one where cultivators, demons, gods, and incomprehensible entities and races ruled. A world where the strong prevail. Sion was finally free from his bonds, his true nature was finally about to awaken…

Wake up. Work. Sleep. Repeat. Until... there's a horse on the plane? Aria, an office worker whose life is monotonous and full of loneliness, finally decides to escape from the boring world for a while through her dream vacation. But unexpectedly, this vacation becomes the beginning of an absurd, hilarious, and mysterious adventure. Orange Here... Updating Everyday 1/2/3 Chapter a day if i on my mood In Weekend? well... i will try dont really put hope on me alr, i write for my own

A crazy brilliant guy who knows shit since he was a child, he dreams to be the hero who will save the world, but he sucks at it, sucks at magic theory and practical magic, and is an idiot in combat skills such as swordsmanship, spearmanship, marksmanship, etc. Known as the Labeso-born loser, not only is he the only black hair in the family but also a guy hated by both mana and spirit. His duty in life? Forget that he isn't even the chosen hero of this world, but he is fated to be the wannabe hero, not "the hero," but a WANNABE hero.

“Have you ever wished that a truck would hit you and you would transmigrate into a world filled with swords and magic? Perhaps you wished that you would be a hero, defeating the villains, protecting the land, and receiving all sorts of admiration and love from the people. I would give you one piece of advice. Perish that thought.” -Ravi West *** Ravi West was a hero of indisputable esteem. As a Sentinel, he traveled the Realms, killing villains and saving entire civilizations. His job was everything to him. Until Luxor. Luxor changed everything. Luxor changed him. Ravi was done. The tiredness etched into his bones. He laid down his mantle and vanished. He chose the most boring planet in his memory for his retirement, except this Earth was not like the one he remembered- Nests, monsters, superheroes, and villains filled the streets but that was not his business. He has a plan, a quiet, uncaring life filled with wine, food, and books. But the New Captain at the Bureau seemed to enjoy shattering all his carefully laid plans. He was the most annoying person Ravi had ever met, blonde hair, the most beautiful blue eyes, and a sunny smile, the righteous Arlen Sinclair constantly got involved in cases much bigger than him, dragging Ravi along into his Shenanigans. **** Grumpy, Cynic Shou who doesn't care if the world burns× Golden Retriever, Righteous Gong who is the first to bring the bucket to save the burning world. #Foundfamily #Sliceoflife, #crime, #mystery, #Superheros, #OverpoweredMc, #Protagonistfallsinlovefirst #MutualPampering #Powercouple #Superpowers #Cooking #Farming #yaoi #Detectives #Villains [This book is participating in the WSA contest] Disclaimer: The book cover to be taken down at owner's request.

Akira Usagi was your average otaku agent 007: 0 girlfriends, 0 social life, 7 anime per day. His only goal was to finish his seasonal waifu tier list… Until he got accidentally summoned by Uzaki, a god(dess)? of questionable gender and even more questionable budget. Now Akira is the King of Faraluz, a kingdom so bankrupt even the castle ghosts are on strike. Together with his loyal(?) maid Cecilia — a vampire with a mood-switching coin — Akira must recruit 7 genre-broken waifus to rebuild the nation… and hopefully pay for his living expenses. With stupid missions, magical tax evasion, and ecchi encounters that defy logic, Akira will learn that being king of parody might be worse than being a harem protagonist. And he didn’t even ask for either. “A story of love, poverty, and irresponsible magical decisions.” WARNING (Because Apparently We Need One) This novel is a parody. Yes. Shocking. We know. Nothing in here is serious. Not the plot, not the characters, not even the author’s notes. If you’re expecting deep lore, consistent worldbuilding, or respectful treatment of femboys... well, we have bad news and a sarcastic fairy. We take zero responsibility if you: Lose faith in humanity Start speaking in tsundere Develop sudden emotional attachment to magical tax forms This story contains nonsense, fourth-wall violations, and budget explosions. Proceed only if you’re ready to laugh, cringe, or cry into your body pillow. You have been warned. Now let the chaos begin.

Down-on-her luck noble Melari Lyddis Gaylen was once an Earl's daughter. Now she spends her days in exile deep in the forest, supposedly learning the mystical arts from her Grandmother, the Witch in the Woods. That is, until the day venerable Ninii Lyddis chokes on her breakfast and dies, leaving a woe-fully unprepared Melari as the new Witch in the Woods. Summoned by the king and with no option to decline, Melari treks down the mountain to face her liege lord. What he wants is a healer-- someone who can keep his beast of a cousin under control. He thought the aged Witch would sort him right out, but now that's not an option. In exchange for her ancestral home and a fortune, Melari must tame Duke Terran Nyvasik of Kirleen, a warrior who bears deep wounds in addition to a curse. In this time of peace, the king will stoop low to maintain the calm. By potion or other means -- whatever the means, under no circumstances is Duke Terran to go on the warpath. Can Melari handle the challenge? Teaser: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9xvQCLq6I