Swimming Sayings Funny

A World ruled by kings one king attacked an small Village killing Sai family he vowed to free the village

Alden wasted his first life. Bound by unseen strings, his every step followed a script he never wrote. Always trapped, yet never daring to break free—until it was too late. But death was not the end. “You’ve squandered your life once. Use that memory as a reference of what not to do.” “That’s just rude.” Summoned by Asta, the enigmatic god of adventure, Alden is granted a second chance. Bestowed the title of Adventure Apostle and tasked with a single command: live a life worth telling. But reality has its own plans. A story worth telling demands struggles worth surviving, and freedom was never free. As Alden charts his path through a strange, untamed world, whispers of unseen forces and shadowy designs follow his every step. To fight or to surrender—what does it mean to truly live when the strings of fate remain firmly out of reach? A journey of curses, gods, and the fragile threads of choice begins!

Paavna is your average Chennai girl: middle-class, top scorer in everything except English, and a part-time life coach for her two chaos-machine brothers. Her life is simple, predictable, and occasionally interrupted by bus conductors yelling, “Oru ticket thara ma!” But even in her sea of struggles, she holds on to one secret: a hopeless crush on her classmate Aadav since first standard. Why? No idea. It’s not like he handed her a crayon or something. It just...happened. Aadav, on the other hand, is living proof that money can’t buy happiness—or therapy. Abandoned by his parents for their shiny new families, he’s been stuck with an empty mansion, two nerdy besties, and a reputation for being too cool to care. Except, he does care—especially about a certain girl who refuses to crumble under the weight of life, unlike him. But his pride won’t let him admit he likes her, so he hides it the way all boys do: by pretending she doesn’t exist. When they finally get around to addressing the awkwardness between them, it becomes clear that their feelings have always been there—buried under layers of misunderstandings. Paavna: "You know, for someone who’s so smart, you’re really bad at this ‘love’ thing." Aadav: "And for someone who aces everything, you’re really bad at reading signals." Paavna: "Signals? What signals? I’m just waiting for you to say something sensible for once!"

What happens when a girl gets pulled into a major scheme. Was it all in her head? Was it real? Was it fake? Was it all just for the plot of a book? Did he ever love her? Her head starts to swim with questions as she stands there, alone in her room, questioning everything.

The story is about two people expressing their loyalty and love. The ML falls for a boy who is cheerful and playful. Which makes him forget his duties. It's a fantasy story. Magical ghost, and magical powers were used. The boy who don't know emotions got attracted to a pretty boy. The pretty boy distracted him from his duties. Which lead them to separate but love finds its way.

Story Background: This is a world where the game and reality merge, and monsters run rampant. Humans acquire the power to contend with them through job transfer and experience leveling. Characters and Plot: Su Ming's Reincarnation: The protagonist, Su Ming, was ridiculed, ostracized, and finally plotted against and killed in his previous life because he transferred to the Necromancer, a profession regarded as useless. However, he was reincarnated back to the day of his job transfer three years ago. Activating the System: This time, Su Ming still chose to transfer to the Necromancer and activated a super system. With this system, he can gain experience growth every second. While others are still worrying about leveling up, he has already left them far behind. Displaying Power: Su Ming continuously explores the potential of the Necromancer. He can summon various powerful Boss undead, such as bone dragons, to fight for him. Facing the invasion of hundreds of monsters, he doesn't need to take action himself. With his summons, he can handle it easily, making the world look at the Necromancer profession with new eyes. Facing Challenges: As his power grows, Su Ming also faces many challenges and troubles. On one hand, he has to deal with the coveting and suppression of other forces. For example, some guilds either try to recruit him or become hostile to him. On the other hand, he also has to continuously improve himself in various dungeons and battles to deal with increasingly powerful monsters and unknown dangers.

What are the pros and the cons of regressing back in time? Pros: Certainly, sure, you have a second chance. Another opportunity to fight for survival, to somehow win against the damned pest invaders, and to save the ones that you couldn’t before. But cons: It’s just impossible. Why even bother? The twin, Azia and Cyril Belmont have two completely different opinions on this matter. For Azia, this whole thing is a miracle. It isn’t just a second life for her, but for everyone on earth to once again fight for their survival. And this time, she will win. She will make sure of it. What kind of idiot would turn this down? As for Cyril, he just wonders why the fuck is he even here. How the hell is he supposed to change anything that would stop the earth from crumbling away? What? Is randomly turning left instead of going right on a sunny day would somehow miraculously stop the damn sky from tearing apart?? And who the fuck is responsible for this!? They certainly don’t have any answers. *** Author note: This story has two protagonists and will be told from both point-of-views, so the first few chapters might be a little long and rocky as some information might be repeated. But I promise it’s not going to be much, just give me some time to sort out the writing style and world’s building. Later on, they will embark on two different journeys that will make this writing approach more smooth and convenient, maybe, probably. Also, I’m very new to writing so please feel free to comment and help out this author-nim out. That’s all, enjoy the read!

Book 2 is underway There he was. Theo. Swimming toward her. Almost naked her! She realizes. Her nervousness sky rocketed. She stays in place by treading water. Watching him swim. Waiting for him to reach her. She could see his muscles ripple like the waves he made with each stroke. He didn't care about touching her between her legs, why would he care now? She wasn't completely naked she thought to herself. She could handle him. Orion: "Why'd you take off without saying anything?" Theo asked. "I was feeling a bit hot, so I decided to take a swim. Why?" "You tell me? You're almost naked. Alone in a forest with a man whose also half naked and within arms reach." He said a smooth rough tone "that sounds problematic to me" "That sounds like your problem, not mine" I snorted. "Is that so?" He said with a thick devilish voice, "let’s see about that, huh?" Moments later his face was within inches from mine. I could almost taste his lips he was so close. I sucked in a deep breath I didn’t even realize I was holding my breath "Still think it's not your problem?" He teased me. Silence. I couldn't speak. He was so close to that he took away my words. His shirtless body so close it warmed the water near my breasts. My mouth hanging slightly open in awe at the man before me. His strong jawline framed so well by his wet hair. Water dripping from the ends. I find him staring at me. Looking not just at me but into me. It was like through my eyes he found away into my body. I was so drawn to this man. Whether it be the marks bond or me. I wanted him. I wanted him bad. And I could feel it, he wanted me just as much. I say "'you're right I guess it is my problem" and then I let go. I close my eyes and grab his face pressing his lips to mine. I gave in to my desire to have him. They were so soft and full. The kiss was full of need and desire. I was drowning in him. I don’t think it was possible for me to pull away in that moment. It was like something inside me was begging for something inside him. Theo: I wasn't prepared to see her floating in the middle of the lake. I could just make out the delicate features of her face and the outline of her body, her nearly naked body, in the lake. F*ck I was done for. She was going to break every ounce my self control by just existing around me with no clothes. I take off everything but my undergarments and dive in after her. Swimming to her I ask her about how it's dangerous to be in the water with a man almost naked. She said it was my problem. She has no idea how right she is about that. I was so hard being this close to her like this. So little clothing between us. She really was going to drive me crazy. Being with her set my insides on fire. I was throbbing for her. Craving to be inside her. In seconds I was inches from her face, the scent of her lust filling the air around us. I could hear her heart beating fast. And then she says, "you're right it is my problem" and then she kissed me. Holy f*ck she kissed me. Is kissing me. I bring her closer to me, pulling her mouth closer to mine. The first opening she makes in her mouth I slide my tongue in. Tasting her. My arms wrapped around her hands holding her back keeping her chest pinned to mine. And I devour her completely. I've wanted her like this since the moment she walked through that door in her father's office. We somehow make our way towards the water fall it was a little shallower so I could just stand with my chest just above the water. I put my hands on her ass and throw her up some making her legs wrap around my hips. I lean her against the mossy wall behind her. Kissing her deeper and deeper barely breathing, my d*ck was throbbing in my pants as she's rubbing her p*ssy against it. "If you don't stop I'm going to f*ck you right here and now." I growled at her, feeling the voice of predator deep inside me. If you want images of the characters check out the discord! Discord for this book: https://discord.gg/YsgYWTmN

This story contains Elemental magic and mysteries to come! Updates 1 chapter a day —There was a shout, and I turned to see we were surrounded by a couple dozen men dressed fully in black. “Who are you!?” Clay called to them. I pushed forward till I was standing beside him. “We are the shadows..” I stared at them. “We have come for our revenue!” The man who was speaking had a voice that was airy, almost like he wasn’t real. “We have done nothing to you!” I called out. “Have you not?“ there as an echo of high pitched chuckles. “You dirt, stole our master and brought him into this world before you killed his father.” I was lost. I couldn't tell what he was even talking about. “What master? What is his name?” I asked in a loud voice, fighting to make it sound strong. “Leonurus! He is a master of shadows, and a master of darkness.” “And how did we take him?” The man chuckled again. “You are one to talk, greedy woman, you are the one who stole him!.” He pointed at me. “What is he talking about, is he from that other world?” I shook my head. “Your cursed spells, you try to deny it!” I stepped forward away from the huddled group behind me. “I have never messed with the darkness!” He stared at me. “You are the one that took him away through birth.” It hit me and I flinched, the baby! “I don’t know where he is.” I finally said after a second. PS: There are many different POVs but only one main couple in each vol -NOT A HAREM-

For nine years, he’s been the king of awkward side-glances and silent admiration, hopelessly crushing on her, Mabel Dorothea, from afar. Now, with just nine days before school ends, this socially anxious high schooler, Eric Russel, has to do the unthinkable: actually talk to her. Armed with sweaty palms, zero experience, and a ticking clock, he’s about to embark on the most nerve-wracking mission of his life. Will he find the guts to confess, or will his inner monologue keep roasting him into silence? "Thinking of her... She would either become my wife or my biggest heartbreak"

《Random Stories》 [This novel is made just for fun reading purposes, cause I'm not funny] [Not every chapter will have the same storyline or character]

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Elijah Orleans is that boy whose curiosity and intelligence make him go after what others think is impossible. His obsession with the story of whose diary written by a woman more than two thousand years ago, leads him to want to investigate further, taking as a surprise what even in his worst dreams, he would not have imagined.

Setelah tiga tahun menikah dengan istri yang tidak setia, sang miliarder diusir dari rumahnya! Setelah perceraian... Mantan istri yang tidak setia itu datang memohon ampunan sambil berkata, "Aku salah, tolong beri aku kesempatan lagi!" Sementara itu, mantan mertuanya memohon, "Tolong jadi menantu, aku akan mencuci pakaiammu, menyiapkan makanan, dan melayani kamu dengan baik!" "Sudah terlambat untuk menyesal..."

Before you decide to read this novel by Ravon Corlorown, the boy responsible for all this mess, ask yourself these questions: 1) Do you find sinister mysteries interesting? [ ] Yes. [ ] Why do you ask? 2) Have you ever received a note and followed its extremely secretive and dangerous instructions? [ ] No. [ ] For a reward, yes. 3) Are you too young to be the sort of detective who retrieves a mysterious stolen item that may or may not have been stolen? [ ] Why do you want to know? [ ] Besides, I've been told that I look young for my age. 4) Who's standing behind you? [ ] A very sinister-looking monster, of course. [ ] I'm not gonna fall for that stupid trick.

A young person named Quinn has always been fascinated by the ocean. He spends his days swimming and exploring the waters near his home. One day, Quinn discovers a mysterious object while exploring a shipwreck - a glowing stone that seems to emit a strange energy. Quinn takes the stone home, and soon realizes that it has the power to transport them to other worlds. Quinn finds himself on an incredible journey, full of danger and wonder.

Synopsis: It's Summer Break So Matthew Decides To Invite Both Three Girls And Charlie To The Metrodome, A Large Swimming Center And So Begins The Legendary Beach Episode. Unknowingly To Them Tres Ivory, Is Plotting To Strike And Reaper Is Readying The Final Piece To Put His Extermination Plans, How Will This All End?

Finding a way to say goodbye

About the series The vacation in St. Alaince tells the stories of some funny adventurous missions of Jack and Mickey perform when they get together during their vacation in St. Alaince, a fictional town. Summary of the Melvillcrash Jack and Mickey are high school students. Jack is Mickey's uncle's son. Jack is interested in supernatural things. Therefore, he has some crazy and funny plans that are beyond the reach of humans. Every vacation they get together, Jack comes up with some wacky plans. It all ends in problems eventually. This time they got together to spend the holidays at Jack's house in St. Alaince, and Jack, came up with a new plan. Satan hunt, an attempt to enslave Satan through witchcraft and gain supernatural powers. Mickey is not interested in Jack's Satan hunt, but Mickey agrees to Jack's temptation. So they set off in a night on a wooden raft to a deserted island far down the river to cast a spell to enslave Satan. In this funny task, they run into many problems along the way and eventually, the mission ends up being a mix of humor and trouble as always.

Being born the youngest is a drag and that is especially horrible if you are born a royal  princess with the cursed birthmark that matches the doomed prophecies of their kingdom's legend. Princess Joie Michiele Selova is a villain born and died tragically of pity and pain of one of my favorite trilogy novel "LE CŒUR ÉPHÉMÈRE"  which I happen to finish reading and re-reading for the story was full of fun magic lore  and intense scenes.  However due to truck-kun being a son of a truck bitch, I died saving the neighbor's kid and to add to the shitty luck I have, I had transmigrated as the seven year old version of the Villainess who's known to be spoiled and rotten to the core and the source of the conflicts of the main characters on the first and second book. Well I can't mope here might as well be my own person and be the coolest me I can and escape that shitty fate by telling my fiancé who I am and what he should do to bring end to the doom in the next ten years because I may be a villainess in this world, but dare I say I'll take the lead and end that un just fate...but will this really help me escape my fate before the events of the third book starts?

I’m that boy from the 28th ward that was reborn and chosen by “Alan Mask”, the Overseer of Universe 62. Nobody else knows of this man, but he’s basically the God of my universe. There are many more types of gods in the different universes, he just won’t tell me and said that if I can get out of this universe all the answers await.. I just wanna live comfortably without anyone being able to push me around at the top of the world… I Am LIMITLESS!

When ambition meets supernatural power, in a world of ancient magic, young Napoleon Bonaparte must fight against his rivals and his own demons if he is to achieve his glorious goal. By the time he finally rises, will greatness be worth the sacrifice? Submerge yourself in "Iron Crown: The Legend of Bonaparte"-the compelling story of strategy, betrayal, and relentless drive toward one's destiny!

Six weeks pregnant. Shellshocked, I was riveted to the spot by the three words that appeared on my ultrasound report. It only happened once! How did I get pregnant? What should I do now? Should I tell Ashton about this? Will he refuse to divorce me because of this? Nah, I doubt it! He’ll probably think that I’m shamelessly using this child to blackmail him. Suppressing the frustration that was rooted in my heart, I stuffed the ultrasound report into my bag as I made my way out of the hospital.

Reaper Academy: Class of Chaos follows the journey of Takahashi Kyo, a rebellious and lazy teenager who dies in a freak accident only to be thrust into the chaotic afterlife. Instead of passing on, Kyo is resurrected and enrolled in Reaper Academy, a supernatural school where students train to become reapers tasked with guiding souls and battling rogue spirits. magical incidents. Kyo’s reckless , his clumsy but good-hearted best friend, Kyo navigates the chaos of reaper training, dangerous trials, and the mystery surrounding the Death Shadows. As Kyo grows stronger, he uncovers secrets about the Academy and his own mysterious connection to these ancient entities. Blending fast-paced action, comedy, and supernatural adventure,

Callan leads a comfortable life and could ask for nothing. Well, maybe some affection from his crush. Maybe some respect from his father. How about some directions for his spoiled life? It all changes when he comes face to face with his lookalike after drowning his emotions in a bottle of alcohol and is sent to a distant past to help his long forgotten ancestors in a battle of survival. Will he be successful in the unexpected mission? Will he swim or drown? What will his double do?

A funny story about a mom always messing up her son's life.