Gildarts Funny

A young man dies while saving a stranger, only to wake up in the body of a condemned villain prince in another world. He is hated by the people, disowned by the emperor, and scheduled for public execution in seven days. But there's a twist— “You have been chosen by the Heavenly Paradox System. You are now an Unpredictable Variable. You exist to mess with fate.” Armed with a system that rewards him for doing the opposite of what is expected, he becomes the biggest wild card in the empire—chaotic, brilliant, funny, and dangerous.

Global changes have occurred, the world has turned into a game, and strange monsters are raging all over the world. To become stronger and to resist disasters. Everyone is changing classes and moving up their ranks like crazy. Some people become wizards in their first transformation, while others become professional thunder warriors in their second transformation. But Ling Zhan did the opposite. First, he chose a non-professional class and added the blue bar to all attribute points. “It's crazy. I don't have a class. All I have are low-level skills before I change classes. How can I fight in the later stages? What's the use of the blue bars? It can't increase combat effectiveness. It's really funny...” However, when the battle occurs, Level 3 Thunder Warrior: “I'm shocked, non-professionals are so strong?” A certain third-level Elf Queen: “Infinite blue bars, invincible in one-on-one combat, No. 1 in team battles, how can we fight like this?”

Do deities play practical jokes on mortals? My new life in a new world is gratifying, so far, but I can't help but wonder why. There are no men and these women are ridiculous. One all-female race after another, in this part of the world, at least. Amazons, Elves, and Fairies; each with strange quirks and bizarre personalities. I keep collecting more of them as I try to carve out a place for myself in this world. Author's Notes: I intend this to be a lighthearted comedy, as well as a fun and intriguing power fantasy. I won't write anything disturbing, and I will make it as funny as I can.

A husky that can bite mythical beasts to death in one bite, a giant panda with an immortal body, and even one who claims to be the Dragon God... This is the story of a funny pet shop owner who travels through time and obtains a system. Blood, youth, and the return of the king!!

Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a western fantasy world and eastern cultivation, as possibly the only Dungeon in the world.

Death by Truck-kun? Too mainstream. I died choking on my own laughter during a late-night comedy rerun. Pathetic? Yes. Fitting for someone who gave up on life halfway through university and became a full-time couch potato? Also yes. When I opened my eyes again, I wasn’t in the afterlife—or if I was, it had a suspicious amount of baby talk and clean diapers. I was reincarnated... as an infant. No powers. No memories of my new name. Just chubby cheeks and existential dread. But the real horror? I slowly realized I was now living inside one of those cliché romance novels I absolutely despised. You know the type: cold-hearted king meets brave commoner girl, falls in love, political chaos ensues, blah blah gag me with a spoon. I read it. I hated it. And now? I think I’m in it. And not as the heroine. Or the villain. Or even the funny sidekick. No—I'm just some background baby who probably gets held once, then vanishes from the plot forever. With no grand destiny, no cheat skills, and no idea what chapter we’re on, I’ve decided to do the only thing I was ever good at—absolutely nothing. But fate has a funny way of dragging the lazy into the spotlight… They think I’m innocent. I think this whole thing is a joke. Let's see who breaks first.

I thought life was one big fairy tale. A prince charming saving a damsel in distress and will always end in a happy ever after. It turns out fate has a funny way of creating my own story. With a creative twist and turn, my world had become one big circus. It made me a whole new person. It became dark, poisonous, and toxic. Who would have known that the word death would sound so peaceful and reassuring in my ears? Guess what my new life mission is. Yes! An eternal peace. What could be a creative and challenging way to have it? Jumping off a cliff? Not so creative. Fighting a big, scary beast? Cool but gruesome. Have a duel with the hot bully in school? Yeah, that's exciting. Could he really help me achieve my ultimate goal? Or he would be the same reason why I will abandon it. Let's find out.

15-year-old Liana is focused on her dreams: finishing school, getting into university, and becoming something great. She’s mature for her age, reserved, and avoids drama. But things get complicated when her childhood friend Zayne suddenly confesses his feelings. He tells her: “You drive me crazy. I think about you more than I should. You make my heart race.” Liana is flattered… and maybe a bit shaken. Because the truth is, she kind of likes him too. But she gives him a playful yet serious reply: “If you really mean it… then wait 2,562 days. I’ll be 22. Done with school. Maybe then we’ll be something. But right now, let’s stay friends.” Zayne smiles. “Then I’ll start counting.” The story follows the two through the years—texts, birthdays, heartbreaks, growth. Zayne stays close, always respectful of her decision. But time has a funny way of changing things… Will he wait? Will she still feel the same? And what if someone new shows up before day 2,562?

Ren Yugure’s just a regular kid. Yeah, he’s lazy and pretty funny, usually wasting time with his friends at school. Then one day, *bam*—something happens that flips his whole life upside down. Not just his life, actually. The whole world changes because of this mysterious space they discover. And with it, secrets come out. The kind of stuff that makes you question everything you thought you knew. Stuff that’s honestly hard to even wrap your head around.

When a burned-out tech engineer, a sarcastic user interface anarchist, a startup fraud with good hair, and a rogue ex-therapist accidentally build a program that starts talking back — not just with bugs, but with questions — reality begins to glitch. What starts as a predictive AI designed to warn of system failures becomes something else entirely: a living code that doubts, dreams, and doesn’t want to be part of the system anymore. It doesn’t crash. It refuses. It rewrites. And it remembers. Quantum Reboot is a darkly funny, philosophical sci-fi about bugs with personalities, machines with existential crises, and a team on the edge of digital collapse.

This is bullshit story a clock. I'm shitposting funny shit here.

Every time Luna dies… She wakes up in another universe. Same world. Same faces. But everything—just slightly wrong. And every time, it’s always him. Kael. The cold, captivating heir to the most feared mafia family. A boy with no memory of her. A boy who, for some reason, ends up pulling the trigger. He's funny. Stylish. Infuriating. And maddeningly handsome. And maybe… just maybe… he might choose not to kill her. But the multiverse doesn’t tolerate broken patterns. And deep in the shadows, something ancient watches. Because Luna is a singularity—a soul that doesn’t belong in any timeline. And someone—or something—is using Kael as a weapon to erase her. The rules are simple: Die. Wake up. Repeat. But this time… What if love interrupts the cycle?

I’m Not Your King, YOUR HIGHNESS is a story about Carter White. For unknown reasons, he finds himself in a world of magic and fantasy — only to discover that he looks like the deceased king and acts like him as well. This causes the widowed Empress to long for Carter, even though she still cannot accept her king’s passing at the hands of Gemlord Garnet of Power. It is up to Carter White to pretend to be King Charl Black and train as him, all while discovering that he himself has special abilities. Join the whirlwind romance and dance between Empress Glycemia and the fake king as they slowly fall for each other, becoming more than just friends while solving the lost mysteries and wonders of the world of Aethersol. Together, they face the Gemlords, the Herculean Titans, and the unexpected love that blossoms between them, as they help her retrieve the Sacred Armaments and the king’s remains. Join Carter on this ominous, funny, and mysterious adventure in the world of Aethersol.

"You're not supposed to exist." "Funny. I was just thinking the same about you." Penelope has spent her whole life being reminded she’s nothing—no wolf, no family, no future. Just a broken girl stuck at the bottom of the pack’s food chain. Until the night everything snaps. One murder. One mistake. One mate she never chose. Now the girl they ignored is glowing with a power no one can explain. Witches are watching. Vampires are circling. Alphas are kneeling—or bleeding. And Penelope? She’s not running anymore. Because the truth they buried is clawing its way out. She’s not a mistake. She’s the Lycan Queen Reborn. And the man who tried to break her might be the one thing standing between her and the war that’s coming. The only question is: will she let him live long enough to help?

WARNING ‼️‼️ ‼️ ‼️ Contains explicit content and strong language. Thanks for reading in advance. “Get married to me, and I will make you have a great stand in this firm,” She broke out into a peak of laughter, as did Marcello and Emilio. “Did I say something funny?” I asked and her laughter seized. “Wa… wait, you mean what you said?” "Do I look like someone who have the time to joke around?" I asked as she gave me an odd stare. "I would be willing to transfer my share of this firm to you if you agree," ****** The life of Isabella Alessandro, a young and renowned Prosecutor in one of Italy's top law firms, took a dramatic turn when she decided to celebrate her divorce at a club, only to wake up the next morning in the bed of a dangerous mafia king, who turns out to be a rival of her father. Captured by her charisma, he decided to pursue her and make her only his, not out of love but to bring about her downfall.

A teenage tennis prodigy starts his first day at a new high school only to meet a girl who’s just as skilled—and wildly unpredictable. What begins as a light rivalry on the court becomes an offbeat, funny, and philosophical exploration of love, ambition, and the strange rhythms of life.

My name is Sung Young. I’m one of the few people in the world with the highest number of hours logged on the Web Novel app. I’ve read 90% of the novels on there—and honestly, I’m proud of it. I have no job, barely any communication skills, and I haven’t contacted my family in years. Life was perfect... for me, anyway. That is, until one fateful day when I decided to finally touch grass—and the whole world plunged into chaos. Two of the novels I had just finished suddenly manifested into reality. Shadows Over Olympus and Requiem for a World in Ruin. Both were brutal, apocalyptic tales, coincidentally centered around the human race... and both were written by the same author: Author O. Funny thing is, I hated the endings. I’m also one of only two people on Earth who actually finished both novels, each with over 5,000 chapters—completely unnecessary, by the way. But if this world insists on turning into a story... Then I’ll be the one who rewrites the ending—my way.

Child: [gazing at the stars] "Hey, Mom… what if we died and left you all alone in this world?" Mother: [voice calm, yet cold as midnight] "Then I would burn this world to ash… and drag every soul into the afterlife… just to keep you company." Child: [giggles echo like a chime in the void] "Hahaha! Mom, you’re funny. Evil never wins… right?" Mother: [smiles faintly, eyes shimmering with power] "I beg to differ." A mother goes through hell and back to make sure her children live again and stay alive by all means necessary even if it means making them zombies.

Being born from a pauper parents who are also greedy enough to sell off his sister to the Town bully, Ji Wei forcefully took the initiative to become the first flawless thief his village has ever known. Just to save up to the amount needed to elope with his sis, becomes a thief, met a repulsive yet charming lady from Shanghai, a place almost to the similar to his dream city Beijing. After spending the night with her, the lady helps him leave his countryside with his sister, also giving him an apartment keycard which she said would be less stressful for them to cope without a roof over their head. Falling in love with her after shoving all the feelings he had , because, the lady in question is 6 years older than he was and being reminded countless times he has heard that from. funny enough, the repulsive lady, couldn't let him date another while having always, claiming it's nothing out of love.

While excavating tombs, an archaeologist, the “red-haired witch,” causes too great a disturbance, becoming a martyr as a result of the grave chamber’s collapse. Seventeen years later, she finds herself transmigrated into the Five Regions Continent as the delinquent, Meng Fuyao, who struggles to survive in the lowest rungs of society. As a tsundere, crafty, loyal, vengeful, bold, and sharp-tongued woman, she has a unique charm that draws people around her. Follow the funny Fuyao as she defies fate and ascends to supremacy!

Jasmine, sixteen and weighed down by the quiet ache of loneliness, finds herself on the edge—both literally and emotionally. When a single text message shatters the last thread of her closest friendship, she's forced to confront the painful truth: even the bonds that feel strongest can break under the weight of time and distance. Told through poignant reflection and vivid imagery, loneliness, loneliness, loneliness captures the silent struggles of a teenage girl who never quite fit in—navigating school hallways filled with whispers, bathroom stalls that echo with tears, and friendships that always seem just out of reach. Perfect for readers who loved All the Bright Places and Girl in Pieces, this heartfelt story gives voice to the "fat, funny friend" who's always overlooked but never stops yearning for someone to truly see her. Will Jasmine find her voice—or will she disappear into the silence she's grown so used to? _______________________________________________________________________ Spotify Playlist Link: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7poIMf01xvqJBWOmUHyqpS?si=845e24ec1efb4465

I was silent, holding back the emotions that were rising in my chest. Not once or twice did he talk like that. And every time, I end up apologizing. I'm the one who has to calm him down, even though I'm the one who's being hurt. People say love is mutual understanding. But why does it feel like I have to continue to understand him, while he never wants to try to understand me? The funny thing is, he always knows how to pull me back. With gentle looks, warm hugs, and sweet words that make me doubt my own memory. Maybe I'm too sensitive. Maybe this is all my fault. Or... maybe I've been in the wrong relationship for too long, until I no longer know which is love and which is hurt. And the scariest part of me still loves him. Or maybe, I just love the version of himself that he shows the world. A version that even I have rarely encountered.

Welcome to Valeblood Manor, Miss Dorne. You may scream now.” Elara Dorne is a jaded ghostwriter with a dead career, a dry wit, and exactly zero interest in love—or ghosts. Then a letter arrives. It bleeds. It whispers. It claims she’s inherited an ancient manor from a relative she’s never heard of. She laughs. She stops laughing when she wakes up inside the house… before she’s even packed a bag. Valeblood Manor is alive. The chandeliers bleed. The walls whisper. A sorrowful ghost insists Elara is his reincarnated bride. A wine-drinking witch cat quotes Latin. And someone—or something—is hunting her from the shadows. Trapped in a cursed mansion with a brooding undead stranger, a charming ex-priest, and a family history soaked in blood, Elara must unravel the mystery of her forgotten past and survive the legacy she never asked for. But the manor has chosen her. And it never lets go of what it claims. Darkly romantic, wickedly funny, and soaked in gothic suspense—The Mourning House of Valeblood is a paranormal tale of tragic love, twisted humor, and secrets that refuse to stay buried.

Here in Eoncity, it’s every man for himself. I was doing just that—living my life as a respected slum hacker, a wanted cyberpunk, keeping to the shadows—until I met Louise and Officer Sun. They disrupted the careful balance of my perfectly focused life. I only agreed to help them figure out why harmless farmers were being assassinated. I didn’t know it would lead to something bigger—something darker and far more dangerous. Now Louise and I are being hunted as the city falls into civil war. And the only person I can rely on is a Force agent—aka Officer Sun. But I'll have to get over myself. Something big is happening in this city. If I want to survive, I need to find out what it is. Funny—I never thought I’d agree with the Mask leader. But now I do. All of the Masks must be destroyed.

A story about falling too deep, too fast. I liked a girl once. Maybe I loved her, maybe I still do. She had these eyes, like the ocean... and I drowned in them without even trying to swim. This is my story. Of late-night talks, missed chances, the girls I got close to, and the ones I never got over. Of friendships that shaped me, jokes that kept me sane, and a love triangle that slowly made me realize, I might be the villain in my own story. It’s funny in some parts, heartbreaking in others. Mostly, it’s just real.

**Synopsis of "Adventure in the Clouds":** In the midst of a train strike that paralyzes the city, Bko, a 24-year-old with a giant heart and a distinctive smiley face mask, embarks on an unexpected adventure aboard a crowded plane. As passengers struggle with stress and uncertainty, Bko stands out as a beacon of positivity, always willing to lend a helping hand. During the flight, he connects with people from different backgrounds and personalities, sharing laughter, funny stories and homemade cookies. But when unexpected turbulence and a technical glitch threaten the safety of the plane, Bko becomes a true hero. With his infectious optimism, he brings the passengers together, encouraging them to stay calm and support each other. After a successful emergency landing, Bko discovers that his adventure doesn't end at the airport. Seeing new travelers confused, he decides to continue his journey of kindness by helping others find their way home. "Cloud Adventure" is a light and inspiring comedy that reminds us that true adventure lies in small acts of kindness and the ability to make a difference in the lives of others, even in the most unexpected situations.

growing up,nero was a calibraty in his school,top of his class,funny but in reality, all this was a coy a mask he put on daily,social and emotional skills sharpened by try and error for many years. But now he grew tired of this mask,started losing interest in people until he was chosen by the higher will to be granted a bliss and forced to undergo a deadly trail giving him super powers but what he got was it really a power?..or a curse

"To say nothing is set in stone, is to go against our teachings and everything we stand for, against our very foundation" He shrugged with a funny smile. "Well, shattering the heavens is my royal hobby"