Blagues Courtes

After dying unexpectedly, Ella is reincarnated into a fantasy world as Karina Goldbrace, the Empress of the struggling kingdom of Avugon. Given a mysterious system to guide her, she must navigate court politics, rebuild her empire, and uncover her true purpose. The system, however, is glitchy and often fails at critical moments. Complicating matters is Damian Frostfeather, the arrogant yet magnetic Emperor of the neighboring kingdom of Mitira. Their constant clashes, filled with sharp banter and undeniable chemistry, teeter between rivalry and romance. As tensions rise, Ella must decide if trusting Damian could lead to salvation—or betrayal—in her quest to secure peace and her kingdom’s future.

Thrown into the body of the novel’s infamous villainess, Lila Argent, the protagonist is determined to change her tragic destiny. However, as she navigates the treacherous court politics and her new life, the once-doomed villainess becomes the object of affection for everyone around her. As secrets unravel, Lila realizes her transmigration may not be an accident—and that love might come at a price she isn’t willing to pay.

A thousand years, a fleeting dream, An immortal's heart, torn at seams. He fell from grace, from realms above, Lost in pain, in shattered love. A prince reborn, with memories frail, Bound by fate, he must prevail. The heavens weep, the earth grows cold, The weight of time, too much to hold. A shadow, a sword, a dragon’s cry Whispers of a life that passed him by. In mortal form, he must now fight, For pieces lost, for ancient light. The celestial court, the betrayal deep, Promises made, the ones he keeps. Love, a curse, both sharp and sweet, A battle to rise, to stand, to defeat. For ten thousand years, his soul has roamed, In search of peace, a place to call home. But the past still haunts, a silent scream, In the human world, he chases a dream. Redemption’s path, a winding road, Through tears and pain, he must unload. A tale of gods, of loss, of fire, Of love that burns and never tires. In the end, will he find his way, Or be lost forever? For ten thousand years, he’s stood alone, Now seeking the light, to call his own.

Upon traversing through time, Divine Doctor Qi Yu became a foolish Princess, the kind doomed to be entombed alongside her husband. Fortunately, her medical skills were exceptional. With a unique secret technique, she fished a certain Prince out of his coffin and performed a spectacle of raising the "dead." Everyone said that after dying once, the Qi Family's useless Second Miss seemed to have transformed into someone else. Not only did she punch pure lotuses and kick duplicitous teas, but she also possessed the Resurrection Technique and mastered all sorts of martial arts, turning the entire capital city upside down. All the civil and military officials of the court begged the Prince to divorce his wife, yet the Prince, with an expressionless face, retorted, "The one spoiled by this Prince, if you can't stand it, just suck it up."

【The main text is complete; side stories are in progress】 "I want a divorce!" Everyone knew that the backyard of the Empire's Richest Man, a man of overwhelming power, was on fire. His spoiled little wife would cry, make a scene, and even threaten to hang herself all day long, constantly clamoring for a divorce. She even went so far as to drag him to court three times to achieve her goal, leaving him disgraced. What was worse, their son was eyeing his spoiled wife hungrily, "Dad, after you divorce Ou Xiaolan, I'll marry her." With a wife this manipulative and a son this unbearable, what could he do? Spoil them, spoil them to the heavens! 【Pure love between main couple, includes adorable child】

Chen Nuo had transmigrated to the Primordial World and surprisingly opened a shop right next to Patriarch Bodhi’s Taoist temple. Unexpectedly, the first visitor wasn’t Patriarch Bodhi, but a monkey, who traded three strands of its fur for a plate of egg-fried rice, then its eyes emitted golden lights! From then on, there was no more Great Sage Equalling Heaven Sun Wukong, only the Godly Chef Sun Wukong! Buddhism was utterly baffled, what was this situation, where was my Journey to the West, where was the grand flourishing of Buddhism? Haotian was utterly baffled, "Fuck, where is everyone? How come there’s no one in the vast Heavenly Court?" The immortals: "Who’s still in Heavenly Court now? Of course, we’re all going to eat!"

An epic journey of a basketball player's life... "Writing stories is like shooting hoops; you keep scoring and missing, then continue, relentlessly, until you leave the court." The distant and fervent world of basketball across the sea became the stage on which the young men released their energy and let their imaginations soar during the monotony and uncertainty of adolescence. He hopes that children who love playing basketball can have real basketball to play...

[The 34th Galaxy Award for Best Online Novel] [The No.1 on the Science Fiction Literature IP Adaptation Value Potential List (2023)] [The Best Chinese Science Fiction Online Novel] … Have you heard? When the night is deep and silent, if you open your music player, put on headphones, curl up under the covers, and cover your head, listening to the same song on loop. After the loop has played forty-four times and you fall asleep, if you're unlucky, when you open your eyes again, you will no longer be lying in your own bed, but will have entered a bizarre space completely isolated from reality. That space... on the surface, it appears to be places we commonly see, such as one’s own bedroom, the living room at home, the underground garage, the bathroom, the basketball court, construction sites, etc., but if you observe carefully, you'll realize that everything is different...everything. ==== This is the story of an ordinary person, named Common, who after acquiring supernatural abilities, gradually transforms and grows in an alternate world, ultimately reaching the pinnacle of their experience.

Alfred, a history teacher on Earth is suddenly thrown into the body of Prince Alfred Lindonfall, the twelve-year-old prince and heir to the throne of the Kingdom of Ammar. With the abrupt death of his father, the responsibility to rule a Kingdom falls on his shoulders. Having to navigate a medieval court and world, his journey to creating an empire and putting his knowledge into practice sees him become a man he never knew he could be, being shaped by the new world and unique circumstances he faces. There are many characters who get a lot of focus and can be called a lead in their own right, but I won't put their character descriptions in as it would be too much of a spoiler for chapters in future. A rough map of the local realm: pls don't laugh I know it's bad. https://www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/1064890274397856571/ If unable to see its also in the first chapter comments now. Cover Art: not mine so here is the credit. https://www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/351912463658203/

Synopsis: In the boundless wilderness, countless giant tribes rise, hiding innumerable secrets. The human race is weak, struggling to survive, constantly oppressed by the myriad other races. Ji Xia arrives in this endless wilderness, carrying a forbidden, indestructible divine tree. He establishes the cycles of reincarnation and the realms of the underworld, enshrines thousands of deities, and builds the Heavenly Court for the human race. The divine tree bears fruit, each containing countless divine treasures: The Eternal Grain Vial: When infused with spiritual crystals, it produces an abundant harvest of rice. Stellar Ancient Tree Spirit Seed: An ancient tree grows, radiating powerful spiritual energy that provides resources for the cultivation of all the people of Tai Cang. Heavenly Throne of the Ancients: A seat in the Celestial Court that suppresses the demons and spirits of the nation, increases the wisdom of the people, and greatly enhances Ji Xia’s combat power while seated in the Heavenly Throne. Secret Fruit of the Divine Man: Randomly nurtures a peerless hero within, a being capable of achieving greatness. ...

a once ordinary human who unexpectedly gains an omnipotent system, the [ ], which promises him limitless power. At first, the system refers itself as his "servant" or "good friend," guiding him as he begins to harness its abilities. With the [ ]'s help, Lian rises to power, transforming his humble sect into an empire and overcoming formidable enemies, including the hidden forces manipulating events behind the scenes. As his power grows, Lian uncovers greater threats, from the Celestial Court to ancient cosmic entities, but with the [ ]'s guidance, he remains confident in his invincibility. Now, with the entire multiverse within his reach, Lian's journey is only just beginning, as he sets his sights on conquering realms beyond this one.

Elian, a beggar with nothing to lose, died tragically, only to awaken in the body of the despised bastard son of a powerful Grand Duke in the Arcanoria Empire. His second chance at life quickly turned into a nightmare when the Grand Duke’s household was executed, and Elian was sold into servitude as a courtesan. In this cruel new existence, Elian crossed paths with Izan, the enigmatic crown prince who harbored dark secrets of his own. As they grew closer, a forbidden love began to blossom, one that could upend the delicate balance of power in the empire and destroy them both. Torn between survival, betrayal and desire, Elian and Izan faced impossible choices. Could they defy the forces threatening to tear them apart, or would the empire crush their love before it even had a chance to begin? --- Warning: This book contains mature themes. Join my Discord server: https://discord.gg/NJJKETf4

She was the forgotten empress, betrayed and murdered in cold blood. Now, reborn into the heart of a noble family, she awakens with the memories of a lifetime lost and a thirst for vengeance. Lady Elara remembers the sting of betrayal, the cold steel that stole her throne and her life. Now, granted a second chance at life, she vows to reclaim what was stolen and bring ruin upon those who wronged her. Yet, fate is a fickle mistress. Navigating a court rife with treachery and deceit, Elara finds herself drawn to a powerful and enigmatic lord. Their connection runs deeper than she could have imagined, entwined with the threads of their past lives. But as their love ignites, so too do the shadows of their enemies. Will Elara rise from the ashes of her past to seize her destiny? Or will the crimson tears of her tragic fate stain the pages of history once more? Crimson Tears of Scarlet Fate: A Reincarnation Romance - Prepare to be swept away in a world of magic, treachery, and a love that transcends even death itself.

Bree was a modern girl reborn into the world of shifters, as a bunny. This was obviously a cruel joke since she had died in her previous life by being mauled. In this new world, females were few due to the warlike environment. The different clans would constantly fight over land and resources. Females were considered the most valuable resource. If females refused to find at least two mates by the time they matured, they would be sold. You didn't want to be sold. Sold females were considered property and would get a mark of slavery on them. Because females were so expensive, they were usually bought by whole communities to be shared by unmated males. The mark of slavery prevented them from contracting a mate and therefor accumulating power and territory. You needed to create a strong home by contracting with powerful shifters. After contracting, they would receive your mark and become your champion. They would fight for your honor, use their magic ability for your benefit, and provide for you. In return, you were expected to produce eggs. Males could be the leader of a clan, but a female could take over large territories by contracting the strong clan leaders. After expanding her territory, a female would be considered nobility. The stronger their champions, the better their resources and territory. Larger area's typically had one queen female and her court made up of nobility. Every double full moon, they would fight for the honor to have their female enter the queen's court. At the end of the queen's reign, she could choose a new queen from her court. In the midst of all this, Bree discovered her own magic power, 'Otome Gamer.' While Bree is trying to fulfill her quests, and an ultimate goal that would change everything, a frightening darkness is spreading, and shifters start to dissappear. Along her journey, Bree makes friends and discovers that fated mates actually exist.

When Evanna, a spirited commoner, is chosen as the sacrificial bride for the Beastlord—a legendary figure who rules over an army of monsters—she expects death. Instead, she discovers that the Beastlord is a cursed prince who seeks her help to break his curse and tame the unruly beasts in his domain. Together, they must navigate court intrigue, fend off rival kingdoms, and build an alliance of man and beast.

Sarah has spent her life searching for answers about her past, haunted by the mysterious deaths of her parents. Raised in a world filled with secrets, she doesn’t know that she’s destined for far more than ordinary. When a family of vampires—led by the enigmatic Justin—moves into town, everything she thought she knew about herself begins to unravel. Drawn to Justin by a magnetic pull she can’t explain, Sarah finds herself caught in a web of magic, dark family secrets, and hidden truths about her own heritage. As their slow-burn romance intensifies, she discovers she is not just human—she is fae, her memories altered by a warlock intent on controlling her power. And the family who killed her parents? They believed her family was a threat to the fae courts. When Sarah begins to experience vivid memories of her past, she uncovers shocking truths about her parents’ deaths and the dark forces that have been shaping her life from the shadows. The more she learns, the more she’s forced to confront the true cost of her power—and the dangerous, inevitable path that awaits her. With the Courts closing in and an unrelenting destiny pushing her toward a fate she never chose, Sarah must decide whether to embrace the darkness within her or fight to preserve the humanity she has left. But with every choice, the stakes grow higher, and the line between love and betrayal, light and dark, begins to blur. Will Sarah succumb to the magic that calls to her, or will she defy the Courts and the powers that seek to control her?

On the night of her 23rd birthday, Isla Tang is swept into the dark, icy depths of the ocean during a storm on a luxury cruise. But when she wakes, she’s no longer Isla—she’s Lady Evangeline Marlowe, the infamous villainess from her favorite historical romance novel, *Scarlet Promises.* Doomed to a fate of betrayal, heartbreak, and death at the hands of the story’s heroine and male lead, Isla must navigate the treacherous world of politics, romance, and court intrigue to rewrite her destiny. Gone are the days of scheming for the crown prince’s love—Isla has no intention of repeating Evangeline’s mistakes. But as she tries to avoid the heroine’s shadow, her path collides with Duke Adrian Blackthorn, a cold and calculating man destined to become her greatest rival. With her modern perspective and knowledge of the novel’s plot, Isla begins to uncover secrets buried deep within the kingdom—secrets that may hold the key to changing not just her own fate, but the entire story. As alliances shift and truths come to light, Isla must decide: will she forge a new life in this world, or will she remain a prisoner of the villainess’s tragic tale?

Ahcehera, a young woman battling cancer, finds solace in an interstellar fantasy novel where her favorite character, a misunderstood villainess princess, struggles against a cruel fate. Ahcehera despises how the princess’s life is dictated by others, always doomed to fail so the hero and heroine can shine. Tragically, Ahcehera passes away before the story’s next chapter is released, one that seems destined to seal the villainess’s grim ending. She wishes she could rewrite the princess’s fate, but never expects the impossible: to wake up in the body of the villainess herself. Now living in the treacherous interstellar world she once read about, Ahcehera must navigate court politics, deadly alliances, and the shadow of her own impending doom. With her unique knowledge of the story and her determination to defy the script, she sets out to reshape the narrative, not just to survive but to carve out her own destiny. Can she change the life of the villainess, or is her second chance also bound to end in tragedy?

In the kingdom of Moon Aires, Kassandra Escalante. A bold and spirited lady general, shocks the court by asking the hand of the 7th prince Kalix Noah El Greco, known for being unlucky and cold-hearted. “As a reward, I will grant you a wish, General Escalante. Tell me, what is it?” “I want to be a wife, your majesty. I want the 7th prince to be my husband.” Despite their contradicting personality, Kassandra with her power of luckiness and optimism, dreams a peaceful life as Kalix’s wife. They find themselves drawn into a passionate enchantment fueled by their desires. Will their chemistry lead to the ultimate collision of luck and jinx? Or maybe… fate will have a different plan to two people who had promised not to fall with each other. Is there a happy ending when secrets were lurking around?

Most would expect the daughter of the king of one of the four strongest nations in the Realm of the Angels to enjoy great luxury and power. While her Father may enjoy those things, that isn't the case for Rosemary. The hated daughter only manages to attract disdain from others in the royal court despite her gentle and kind nature. Rosemary was born with a weak body, preventing her from living up to the ideals of her father and his court. Such environment pushes Rose to attempting to end it all. But she is unable to do so as she recalls her older brother's love for her. As she drowns, she cries out for help. But no one is around. No one but a certain handsome man with eyes as cold as her father's.

In a realm where ancient pacts shape destinies and shadows hold secrets untold, Lady Evayne Everard is the prisoner of her husband’s killer. A pawn in the God King’s games, she is subjected to humiliation and torture. Until a dark lord, a power stronger than the God King, arrives at court to claim her. Unbeknownst to Evayne, her existence is bound by a dark bargain struck long before her birth. Her father, desperate to save his dignity, promised the firstborn Everard child to the enigmatic Shadow Lord in exchange for the destruction of his enemy. What he didn’t know was that the Shadow Lord wasn’t bargaining for a mere human soul. Evayne is not entirely mortal. The Celestial blood of the Fallen Star runs in her veins, making her a rare and powerful prize—one that could tip the balance in the Shadow Court’s eternal struggle against the encroaching mortal kingdoms. But the Shadow Lord has his own plans. He sees Evayne as more than just a pawn. Together, they could unravel the mysteries of her lineage and challenge the ancient forces that dictate their fates. In a tale of sacrifice, betrayal, and unexpected salvation, "The Shadow’s Bargain" weaves a gripping story of two souls bound by fate, fighting to free the realm from the God King’s grip in a world where nothing is as it seems.

The vast earth is shrouded in mystery, and the future hangs on the brink of change. Amid the swirling chaos, dragons and serpents rise—who will claim the mantle of the True Dragon, and who will fade as a mere serpent? Or perhaps, beneath the heavens, could all living beings have the potential to ascend as dragons? The imperial court, the martial sects of the jianghu, immortal cultivators beyond the mortal world, ancient noble clans, barbarian tribes, demon gods, spirit races, and the forgotten arts of primordial witchcraft—countless powers collide, their fates intertwined in an intricate web of destiny and ambition.

Athanasia Eckart, a young duchess, is forced to navigate the complexities of court politics after her parents' tragic death. As she seeks to reclaim her rightful place, she must confront the darkness within herself and the treacherous landscape of the royal court. With the help of her swordsmanship skills and her unwavering determination, Athanasia must fight against those who seek to destroy her and her family's legacy. But as she delves deeper into the world of court politics, she begins to realize that the line between good and evil is not always clear-cut. Will Athanasia be able to overcome the challenges that lie ahead, or will she succumb to the darkness that threatens to consume her? Genre: Young Adult, Fantasy, Romance

After his death, Chen Yuan came to a vast world of cultivation and became the son of a clerk in a remote mortal country. Demons and ghosts are rampant here, and dangers is everywhere. Martial arts, food, spirits, monsters, Taoism, spiritual blood, evil spirits, Spiritual Realms... Born in such a big world, mortals are no better than ants. Fortunately, A cheat of [Jade Book] gave Chen Yuan the confidence to survive in this world. It includes Taoist martial arts and analyzes the content of the exercises. According to personal circumstances, He could deduce the most suitable practice plan for himself, so as to complete the practice in the most efficient way. It can also analyze the properties of materials and find spiritual roots and precious medicines that can accelerate the efficiency of practicing the exercises. Martial Arts: Green Corpse Palm, Ghost Blade, Ten Thousand Poison Jade Body Skill... Cultivation Techniques: Ghost Accomplice Technique, Red Clam Swallowing Moon Technique, Incense Alchemy Technique, Devil Eyes... With the help of these rare treasures, Chen Yuan started from the mundane martial arts world and gradually embarked on a mysterious immortal path of wandering the endless world in search of immortality... (My fellow cultivators, I am writing this new novel in English which is obviously not mother tongue language. So please help me if in case I make some mistakes. And Please rate and comment if you like it.) Chapters release date: 1 chapters per 2 weeks at maximum whereas 1 chapter per 1 week at minimum case And if possible please donate some gifts or coins for me.

Warning: violence, Gore and matured sexual content depicted. Reader discretion is adviced. Forced into an unwilling transmigrassion due to his unconventional ideas, a 45 years old history professor finds himself reborn in the body of the last emperor of the Han dynasty. Now he is forced to navigate the intrigues and political manipulation of the ancient Han court in order to stop the will of fate and change the hand of history. For if he dose not, then everyone he knows, everyone he loves, everyone he cares about are going to die. Priest "the Han dynasty is doomed to fall your highness. It is the will of heaven and no man can change it." Liu bian "so heaven will condemn my brother and sister to death and me to a life of slavery? (aggressively) If I can not change the will of heaven then I will shake the earth"

Jason had thought about punching a Shil’vati. Who hadn’t? Not only had the aliens conquered Earth with almost trivial ease, the seven-foot purple amazons also had the audacity to start running the planet better than Humanity ever had. He'd never do it though. He was a reasonable guy, just trying to get by under his new feminine overlords. Wasn't he?

In high-tech dystopian Neo Chicago, the right to trial by court is obsolete. Instead, criminals are marked as Red-Listed in society. When Lucia Mason’s mother frames her for murder and she becomes Red-Listed, she’s forced to live life on the streets and desperately evade law enforcement. In a turn of events, she meets Eric Nolan, another framed criminal, and leader of a group of rebels fighting for justice. Along with Eric’s seemingly cold and unempathetic exterior, he appears to hold secrets about her past. Will Lucia be able to become closer to the temperamental leader, or will she be thrown back into the unforgiving city with no hope of clearing her name?

My name is Shen Mu, I just turned twenty this year, and I am a heavenly traveler. Two and a half years ago, because I was squatting in the toilet pit playing with my cell phone for too long, when I stood up my legs were numb and unsteady, and I accidentally fell forward. Then accompanied by the sound of the cell phone falling was a burst of heavenly rotation, and came to the sky of this immortal cultivation continent. After that, there was a sound of clothes being torn by a strong force, and my clothes were torn into pieces by an invisible force, even my pants were not left behind. But fortunately, I was falling into a spiritual lake. Unfortunately, there was someone in this spiritual lake, and it was also a stunningly beautiful fairy with an excellent figure. Unfortunately, I only caught a glimpse of her fair face and body, and then I completely fainted. When I woke up again, that fairy used this as a threat to forcefully take me as her disciple. I had no choice but to bow my head to her and agree. Since then, my cultivation life in Wanxiang Peak has thus begun.

After gathering a billion souls and completing her duties as a Grim Reaper, she anticipated a peaceful retirement through her reincarnation into a new life with all memories blissfully wiped clean. But thanks to her boss's blunder - swapping the drink of forgetfulness for spirit wine - she stumbles into the queue of transmigration with a hazy, alcohol-addled mind. She awakens not in the peaceful new life she expects but in the body of Elora Raven, a short-lived queen who died three days after her coronation, in a magical world where betrayal lurks around every corner. But thanks to her new mind-reading gift. She now navigates through assassination plots, court politics, dangerous creatures, and rival kingdoms eyeing her kingdom- all while trying to carve out the retirement she craves. Update Time: Tuesdays and Fridays with two chapters each. (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

In a realm shrouded by eternal darkness, the Demon King Lucian Draven rules with an iron will and an unmatched command of forbidden power. Feared by mortals and immortals alike, he is a sovereign of unyielding shadows, bent on protecting his kingdom from ancient foes that threaten to upend the delicate balance of power. But Lucian's existence is disrupted when he encounters Erynn, a fierce yet mysterious warrior with secrets as deep as his own. Bound by fate and driven by vengeance, she challenges everything he stands for, sparking a dangerous alliance that could either save their world or destroy it completely. As war looms and betrayal brews within his court, Lucian must navigate an intricate web of power, trust, and forbidden desire. Together, Lucian and Erynn must uncover ancient truths, face unimaginable horrors, and forge a bond strong enough to shatter the darkness—or risk succumbing to it. Sovereign of Shadows is an epic tale of power, romance, and destiny, where the line between savior and destroyer blurs, and the fate of a kingdom hinges on the courage of two unlikely souls.