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"Branded as the weakest and cast aside as worthless, Jin was a man destined to be forgotten. But deep within him burned an unyielding ambition—to rise above all and claim the throne of an overlord. When darkness descended and monsters ravaged the land, Jin faced the chaos head-on. Against fate, against mockery, and against death itself—he refused to kneel. This is the story of a man who dared to defy destiny and become the impossible."

Bencana Transmigrasi melanda dunia ini, Arcadian. Orang-orang menghilang dan muncul ancaman dari dunia lain. Rael Orna kehilangan kedua orangtuanya yang menghilang beserta kampung halaman akibat Bencana Transmigrasi. Perlahan kebenaran tentang bencana ini akan terungkap beserta rahasia dari dunia Arcadian yang tidak diketahui oleh siapa pun

Finding a strange orb, Jayden finds himself turning into a vampire. Strange quests start to appear in front of him, sending him to different worlds. He finds himself playing different roles in different worlds, as he gets stronger and gets the most beautiful women from each world. " So, you want to save your son, impossible. The treason he committed can't be forgiven. " " Please, *sob*" I'm begging you. I'll do anything if you spare him. " Jayden looks at the breath-taking beauty kneeling in front of him, as a sly smile appears on his face. " Anything, you say. Then..." ****** Using his mind control abilities, Jayden will become the richest, strongest vampire, and have lots of beautiful women in his harem. ________________________ -No NTR, But MC will steal other's women. -Might be a bit slow at the beginning. -No Yuri Discord link: https://discord.gg/BVFPqTGCg8 Extra chapters after 30 golden tickets and gifts

The apocalypse arrived in more ways than one. Humanity was suddenly capable of assessing mana. Animals turned into monsters, plants gained sentience and humans could evolve by defeating powerful enemies. Those who were not capable of controlling mana became aberrants. Zen Kurokami, an 18 years old part time worker starts his evolution path in the apocalypse from a small convenience store in Shibuya. Whether they are higher gods, demon kings or of a higher races, they would all kneel before him. No NTR. Harem, WeaktoStrong, Strong MC, perverted MC, yandere female lead, tsundere female lead, Yuri, R-18, academy, lots and lots of action.

As a treacherous minister, I embody a simple creed: when the emperor calls, I answer; when officials kneel, I stand. I spend the treasury's silver freely and control the kingdom's military might. In this tale of ambition and deceit, I navigate the complex corridors of power, relentless in my pursuit of influence. Immerse yourself in the World's First Traitor System, where the protagonist, armed with a unique set of skills, blurs the lines between loyalty and betrayal. If you like the story and wish to support me, join my patreon. I tend to make all the chapters free, just that they'll be slower. https://www.patreon.com/ZenpaiTrans

Aruta dan Juriko adalah dua anak desa normal yang dilatih bela diri oleh kakeknya sejak kecil. Namun suatu hari, Aruta dan Juriko melihat makhluk mengerikan yang tak pernah mereka lihat sebelumnya. Semenjak hari itu, kehidupan mereka pun mulai berubah.

The rise of the technomancy. Johnathan Lockard failed, as the first son of the Lockard Dukedom, was stripped of the woman he loved, and killed by the crown prince of the Astra Empire. As he lay dying in the woods, a voice was familiar but also foreign. It asked him if he wished to make those who killed him and the woman that he once loved pay. The price is to let this voice take over his body as part of his soul was dying. Johnathan didn't know that a part of his soul was once a mighty mage that once ruled a world through his technomancy. What happens when a world that just starts trying to walk the path of magic meets the one that saw its end? The rise of Adam Leblue, the conqueror, shall begin a new era, as his mechanical knights and hand-made dragons lay waste to this world until everyone kneels before him. Once again, he awakens his army from slumber.

Diana Ardelaine was done. Diana Ardelaine had enough. Married to a Duke who returned from war with a mistress, she played the perfect wife, only to be humiliated at every turn. So, she did the one thing no one expected: she divorced him, walked out of his mansion, and decided to start fresh. Enter Cassian—a charming cafe owner with a knack for being in the wrong place at the right time. With his warm smiles and terrible puns, he made her believe in love again. Life was peaceful, simple, and—most importantly—happy. Until the royal guards showed up. With Cassian’s face plastered on a bounty poster, Diana's world turned upside down. Was her sweet husband a criminal? A liar? Before she could even yell at him, the crown prince burst into the cafe like a storm. “Where is that damn runaway prime minister?! The Empire’s about to fall, and this idiot is baking muffins?!” Diana froze. Prime minister? Runaway? Muffins? Turns out, Cassian wasn’t just a cafe owner—he was the crown prince’s cousin, a brilliant political advisor, and a man who really hated responsibility. Now, with imperial soldiers, assassination plots, and a furious prince barging into her life, Diana has to figure out how to keep her husband alive—and herself sane. Divorce was hard. Falling in love again was harder. But marrying into imperial chaos? That might just be impossible.

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What do you mean by you only accept female disciples? Zhang Yuan glanced at the Emperor of a powerful Dynasty kneeling in front of him and his son, the prince is also kneeling beside him. "Master Yuan, please accept my son as your disciple. I am sure that under your care, my son will reach the pinnacle of the Heavens." Pinnacle of the Heavens? Zhang Yuan turned his gaze to the so called Prince. Talentless, weak physique and sh!t cultivation technique. Tch, worthless. Zhang Yuan then turned his eyes to another Dynasty Emperor "Master Yuan, please accept my daughter as your disciple." Seeing the gorgeous woman kneeling in front of him, Zhao Tian smiled faintly. Talentless? I will make you the most talented mortal entity this world has ever seen. Weak physique? I will give you a physique that will break even the limitations of the heavens and earth. Sh!t cultivation technique? Don't worry, choose the best divine technique you want. Sorry but I only accept female disciples! ------------------------------------------------ -Handsome MC, so handsome even the heavens will blush -OVERPOWERED MC -R-18 mean, well you know what I mean. He will teach the female disciples new 'stuff'. -NO NTR, NO YURI Add it to your library, that will actually help me a lot! Come and read it, At least try the free chapters, manh. My discord server: https://discord.gg/mzERE9sGhX

(Warning! Extreme levels of puns intended!) Living in poverty and never having the chance to enjoy his youth, Alan died in an unexpected incident. He then wakes up to find himself as a side character in the novel he read as a child. "Welcome, chosen one! This is the world of Arcana!" "You have been bestowed with the title 'Girlfriend Thief'!" "Make the target woman submit to you using only your tongue and steal her from her boyfriend!" Will Alan be able to survive in this world of magic and monsters, using his new virile body? ---------------------------------- Additional tags: Smut-- Magic-- Handsome Male lead-- No NTR (only Netori) -- No Yuri --Vampire girls -- Elves-- Monster girls -- Demon girls -- Angels -- Dating simulator system -- Mind break ---------------------------------- "Some people think that money, power and looks is all it takes to keep their women from leaving them." "Some people think that women like gentle, kind and caring boys." "Some people think that any sort of roughness is a turn off." "But you are an exception, aren't you?" ~ Rosalind Stewart to Adam ----------------------------------- This novel does have action but most of it involves smut :D Reader discretion advised. ----------------------- None of my works are dropped, and I'll update all of them. But! Like a particular series and want me to update it more than the others? Just let me know in the comments!

VOLUME 1 is an optional read, you may skip it if you want; as it won't have that big of an effect on understanding the plot. (Read the free chapters though!) VOLUME 2 is the true start, having an exciting action-filled pacing and better writing by a mile. The protagonist is no ordinary anti-hero; he wields a unique power that allows him to traverse two worlds—each more dangerous and alluring than the last. In one world, he's a pirate captain ruling the dangerous Sea of Calamity, filled with monsters, different laws of Physics and power-hungry foes. In the other, he walks among gods and mythical beings, scheming to rise to their level and ultimately claim the throne of divinity for himself. His journey is a relentless ascent to power in both realms, leaving nothing but chaos and destruction in his wake—pirate crews obliterated, navies crushed, and even gods themselves kneeling before him. But don't be fooled by the allure of power; an evil entity stalks him across all three worlds, threatening to end him for reasons unknown. ... Yes, there are R18 scenes, but they are seamlessly built into the narrative, enhancing the depth of the story rather than detracting from it.

{On Hiatus.} {Not Dropped.} Imagine possessing enough power that even the so called Immortal Gods kneel before you in fear. The Heavens, which ruled over the myriad realms since the beginning, treats you like their God. A single word from you can alter the course of nature. With just a thought, you can destroy the entire cosmos and recreate it anew. Such power would satisfy anyone, no? But Feng Liang was different. Despite having lived for millions of eons, attaining realms that no one knew existed, making the heavens kneel before him, and even after creating the cosmos from scratch after destroying the old one as if it were a mere twig, he was not satisfied with his powers. What he desired was something more. He tried everything that one could imagine. Consuming hundreds of thousands of legendary Dao fruits and elixirs... Refining Thousands of God-level treasures... Cultivating Cosmic Qi through his body and soul for millions of years... And even obtaining merits from the heavens. Yet, he still couldn't notice even a slight change in his cultivation. He realized that the problem was his own body. His constitution wasn't strong enough to support any more qi, but he could do nothing about his body at that point. After thinking and preparing for hundreds of thousands of years, he made a momentous decision. "I shall give up this life and rise to power from the scratch once again!" ------ Update schedule? 1 Chapter Everyday...! *points gun at you*...Oh and I hope you'll leave your Votes, comments and reviews here. ^-^

Menceritakan dua orang remaja SMK yang saling mencintai, mereka berdua pun pacaran. Dan setelah dua bulan mereka pacaran si perempuan hamil, si ayah dari anak perempuan itu marah saat mengetahui putri kesayangannya hamil, dan Ayah dari si perempuan itu mengirimnya ke Malaysia untuk melanjutkan sekolah dan melahirkan di Malaysia. Dan sementara si laki-laki itu tetap berusaha untuk mencari informasi keberadaan pacar nya atau si perempuan itu. Setelah tiga tahun lamanya mencari pada akhirnya bertemulah mereka lagi di Malaysia, ketika keduanya sama-sama kuliah di Malaysia, dan si perempuan itu memperkenalkan anaknya kepada laki-laki yang sangat dia cintai bahwa anak yang sedang dia gendong itu adalah anaknya bergitu pun sebaliknya, si perempuan juga menceritakan bahwa laki-laki yang menggendongnya adalah ayahnya. Anak itu senang bisa bertemu dengan ayahnya, mereka berdua pun bersatu kembali dan mereka berdua memutuskan untuk tinggal selamanya di Malaysia bersama ke empat anak mereka

Deskripsi cerita : Seorang wanita (Titah) yang sangat mencintai seorang pria (Kamil), Cinta Titah bertepuk sebelah tangan karena Kamil mencintai wanita lain, dan akhirnya Titah bertekat untuk merebut cinta Kamil. Dan ketika itu, Istri Kamil (Dinda) dan anaknya Wulan mengalami kecelakaan yang membutuhkan banyak sekali biaya karena istri dan anaknya harus di operasi, Titah pun datang dengan menawarkan bantuan dengan syarat Kamil harus menceraikan Dinda serta meninggalkan anaknya (Wulan), kemudian menikah dengan nya. Titah pun memberikan waktu satu kali dua puluh empat jam (Sehari) untuk berfikir. Akhirnya Kamil menyetujui syarat yang Titah berikan, Kamil pun menceraikan dengan Dinda, lalu Kamil pun menikah dengan Titah, yang saat itu Titah sudah resmi bercerai dari mantan suaminya (Ridho). Setahun menikah dengan Titah, Kamil pun semakin Sayang pada Titah (mencintai Titah) wanita yang tidak pernah Kamil tau kalau Titah mencintai nya. Tokoh : Kamil (Mantan suami Dinda, ayah Wulan, dan suami Titah) Titah (Mantan istri Ridho, ibu Rizky, dan istri Kamil) Dinda (Mantan istri Kamil, ibu Wulan, dan istri Eka) Wulan (Anak dari Kamil dan Dinda) Ridho (Mantan suami Titah, ayah Rizky, dan suami Siska) Rizky (Anak dari Titah dan Ridho) Eka (Suami dari Dinda, Adik tiri Titah) Roy (Ayah tiri Titah) Paijo (Pengasuh dan supir Rizky) Purnomo (Juru masak di rumah Titah) Juminten & Darmi (Asisten rumah tangga di rumah Titah) Ucok (Tukang roti di komplek rumah Titah) Bono, Udin, & Darmo (Security di rumah Titah) Dll

The gods are cruel and the world of man is in disarray, Mountains are filled with monsters, krakens stirr in the abyssal depths and Armies of heaven prepare to face the dammed. Reborn in a fantasy world as a Demon I must climb the infernal hierarchy. I possess various hosts, Altering their flesh and molding it to suite my goals and desire. Emperors will kneel before me, Maidens will beg for my grace and the Archdemons will fear me It is I the lord of Damnation who will overthrow the gods, Shackle the titans and reign supreme.

Armed with a blade too massive for mortal hands and a heart hardened by betrayal, he carves his path through a world bereft of mercy.Driven by rage and vengeance, he battles against forces that seek to consume his very soul. Yet even in the blackest night, faint embers of hope flicker—companions bound by their scars, a woman lost to madness, and a love tainted yet unbroken. Only the strength of one's will can stand against the tides of despair. It is a saga of vengeance, sacrifice, and the cursed path of a warrior who refuses to kneel. But it wasn't always like this. It is tale of a boy, a story that will soon turn into an epic. An epic that will start with just a dream of a boy named Vairagya, or as the world knows him Vulture.

BREED ALL WOMEN. ( straight out of Greek mythology) breed cows breed pigs breed elves breed dwarves breed dragons breed holy saints breed goddesses breed celestials breed fairies breed anything that's breedable. All Hail goblin supremacy!!! kneel and kotow 10 times. also leave your wife and scram. --- [ R-18] [ Strong to stronger ] [ Imperial harem ] [Non-human mc] [System] [ Jack of all trade, master of none ] [virgin nuns ] cover: AI art. started: 27 Nov 2024.

Of course my awaking gave me the ability to control and create the very things that killed the only people I had left. Heh funny isn't it they died in front of me and yet their bodies follow me wherever I go. Their warm smiles long gone, the love they held severed, and the light in their eyes long absorbed by the dark abyss of hell. My true name is Enma Anu and I am the God of Death and the father of the dammed. Those who fight for me are my children born of hatred for the cursed creations of man. I kneel to none but the anger that stirs my heart, rage burning so bright the heavens know of my arrival.

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In a world where Gods reign supreme and mortals kneel in reverence, the fall of frivolity is said to be the nudge to rebellion.  Born to ignorance in the veiled depths of an unknown elven city, a boy is destined to ignite the flames of an ancient prophecy.  Navigating the labyrinthine secrets of mortals and immortals alike, he unravels the mystery of his birthright while forging a legacy that echoes throughout eternity.  But in the shadowy corners of these Realms, whispers of envy and mentions of treachery threaten to upset the promises of allegiances.

With a snap of his fingers, they dance to his tune. With the quirk of his lips, they turn numb. With the tap of his toe, they kneel to him. He can control their every thought, emotion, and movement. Manipulate their very lives. None can escape his grasp. *** Ian woke up one day confused to see the unfamiliar yet familiar surroundings. Once this was his home, when it was no more he got lost. He lost everything. Now everything is back. A burning starlight lit in his cold eyes, promising to burn all his enemies. He would never allow his home to be destroyed again. Not this time. He was back. And this time, he would control their lives just like they controlled his.

Camille had always had a difficult time in life. Orphaned at a young age with no living relatives or rather willing relatives, everything was handled by her. The world just seemed to have had it out for her and her sad life was also taken away from her in a terrible accident "You will become My Apostle and Spread My name." The Man spoke, and thus began the Raoizha's story, the first Aposal of Beiruvoi, the Demon God of Geolius. Demons, humans, kings, and spirits all kneel before me. I have An unrealistically beautiful butler , a Dark elfking and sooo many more handsome-I mean powerful creatures. Muaah haa ha haa

Ye Feng traveled to the world of urban novels and became a villain, rich and handsome. Not only did he kneel and lick the heroine Bai Susu mindlessly all the way, but he was also ruined by the hero Lin Yi. The most shameful thing is that Ye Feng finally went to be a follower for the hero Lin Yi. Ah! villain? Lick the dog? Ye Feng awakened the counterattack system on the spot, counterattacked all the way, beat the hero and heroine, knelt on the ground and sang conquering. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ This is not my novel... it's google translated from the raws.... If you are the author and want this to be removed then you can contact me here through comment, review. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Author: 时轮 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Raws: 我居然成了反派舔狗 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

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For centuries, I have remained untamed, unconquered. The crown of kingdoms, the land no one could rule. Many have tried, countless have fallen — yet none were worthy of my soil. But now, something stirs. My rivers reverse their flow, my skies grow heavy with secrets, and the forests murmur of a figure in the shadows. A soul unchained by law, untouched by the burden of morality. One who will rise — not to heal, but to claim. I have waited for this one. The balance trembles, the veil between worlds thins. The chosen approaches. Salvation or ruin — none can say, not even the Gods. But what I know is this: the reckoning draws near. And when it arrives... I will kneel — to no one. **** This is an entirely fictional novel. Meaning that the world, the history of the world, the system, the deities — they are all fictional. Strongly fictional. I hope you fall in love with it. Instagram: negikanan_ OTHER WORK: EKASHTA NAVA

Seorang wanita yang menyaksikan kematian keluarga nya dengan tragis, setelah nya mafia tersebut memperistri wanita ini yang pada saat itu suaminya pun di bunuh habis.

Seorang Anak laki-laki Yang bernama Dhinonugane Touma mendapatkan lisensi Petualang class-F atau lisensi terendah Yang ada di kota lost city Tetapi pada saat Touma masuk ke dungeon bersama teman teman nya hal yang tidak di inginkan pun terjadi dan disitulah petualangan Shinonugane Touma pun Dimulai.....

Seorang wanita yang ingatan nya dan mimpi nya selalu di manipulasi oleh dua orang yang berwajah sama atau nama lain nya 'kembar'Dan juga karna wajah itu gadis yang bernama Linda itu pun mulai jatuh cinta dengan sikap salah seorang dari mereka walaupun kehidupannya akan dipenuhi teka-teki.

He does not have the naked eye of an extraordinary husband, his eyes shocked the world! In 1984, he invested in the founding of Cisco, and in the following years, he successively created Netscape, Amazon, Yahoo… Even Google, ICQ. He is the master behind the scenes, he has a fortune of hundreds of billions, and he is the unknown emperor of the Internet! He started the era of rapid development of the Internet, and he monopolized half of the US Internet backbone network. YouTube and Facebook are also his products! In 1995, Apple was kneeling! In 2000, Hollywood surrendered! However, the story is not over! In the future, the legend will still be played out. So, who is he? The King of Silicon Valley, a man a hundred times richer than Bill Gates!