Smartasses

Please leave a review and a comment. I always enjoy constructive criticism, or just someone saying they enjoy reading my book. However, I just want to let you all know that I do write this in my free time, so there isn't a consistent update schedule. Chapter 1 WHAT THE FUCK Crystal’s (Pov) ‘Ahh, there is nothing better than a hot shower after a monotonous day of school work’ I thought while washing my hair with pomegranate shampoo. Turning off the water I stepped out of the shower and reached for the towel, and just as I was about to grab it a bright light flashed in front of me. |Congratulations! You and 4 million other humans have been selected from Earth to participate in King/Queen building Games!| |Notice: You will be given a random Talent and Subjects to help you build your empire. It will depend on your leadership, intelligence, and Luck to survive this world of magical beasts, other Kings or Queens, and any other dangers you may face through your journey.| “WHAT THE FUCK!!!” I screamed in surprise as a screen popped up in front of me and a disembodied voice rang out around me. Looking around me I noticed that 1, I was standing outside what appeared to be a cave with a small house nearby and a forest in front of me with a river running through it, and 2, I was still completely naked. Authors Note: This will be one of the most op-bullshit stories I have ever written down, ill try to give it some actual plot but it's pretty much just something fun for me to write in my downtime. I will take any helpful criticisms, suggestions, or reviews. However, if you're just gonna spam smartass bullshit I’ll just delete it. #OP, #System, #Yuri, #Kingdom Building, #Nonhuman MC, #Female Protaganist, #Transmigration, #Etc.

What will happen when a frigid bipolar nbsb Class President falls inlove with his smartass, snobish seatmate?And what will happen when the prettiest girl in class is also head over heals in love with him? Would she abadon her principles to never make the first move and confess her feelings? Or will she forever hide her feelings??

Rivalry between the two best detectives in the world. The secretive emotionless insomniac and the impulsive bold smartass were forced to work on a case together. However both sides of the rivalry aren't as the other perceives it, no, there is something more to it. But that blossoms a moment too late.

Adeline Gates was a ordinary 17 year old senior who was just trying to get through senior year. Saving her money from babysitting so she could go to college. Her life changes when she meets the bad boy of her school Xander Rutter. They come two different sides of the world. He's arrogant, a smartass, a jock, and overly handsome She's shy, smart, a bookworm, or in Xander's case a nerd What happens when she has to babysit the bad boy? Why does he need babysitting? Find out in Babysitting the Bad boy

Was he the strongest? NO. what about most famous? also, N.O. Then what was he? he was a gentleman like no other and made sure everyone knew it. With an abyssal black and gold embroidered suit, his presence was more than just pronounced, and of course he was a damn smartass too. A face that made one feel inferior. An aura to make ones need buckle. And an indomitable ego that even a god would feel suffocated by. Username: Gentle-death

Scott, a resident klutz, has been in love with Cecile for as long as he can remember. However he doesn’t feel compelled to act on his feelings and writes her love letter without any intention of sending them. When Scott loses some of his letters at school, Cecile’s twin sister Rosette finds and returns sparking a friendship between the two. Overtime, Rosette realizes she has feelings for Scott and like him chooses not to act on them. And so begins an awkward story of unrequited love, the friend zone, and smartass imaginary friends.

His parents were killed in front of his eyes by their jealous relatives. His engagement with his fiancee were broken as she personally shamed him in front of the whole city. But that is not the end, he was crippled by the one he called best friend and was thrown into the forest as a food to the beasts. As his life slowly left his feeble body, a cold hand supported him. "Do you want power? Do you want to take revenge to those who did this to you? All you need to do is follow me and I will grant you everything you desired" The voice sounds cold and indifferent, but yet he felt an inexplicable warmth inside him. Using the last strength within his body, he nodded his head. TAGS: OP MC, Master-Disciple Relationship, Ruthless MC, Evil MC, NON-HUMAN MC, REINCARNATED, LOST MEMORIES,???? NO REAL FIGHT, ONLY KILLING AND FACE SLAPPING NO EXCITING FIGHT SCENE I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WRITE FIGHTS LIKE THAT (BUT WILL TRY) CONTAINS DUMB, IDIOT, AND STUPID CHARACTERS. SO IF YOU WANT SMARTASS CHARACTERS THEN "THIS IS NOT FOR YOU" ENGLISH IS NOT MY FIRST LANGUAGE SO PLEASE UNDERSTAND.

This story is about finding a normal love, raising a normal family, and finding a place in an insanely abnormal world of magic. "Hi! I am like a transmigrator… nice, right? Oh, don’t envy me. You see, I got transmigrated into a novel I know. What is the title again? Ah~! The novel [Hero Ender] which takes place in the [Academy] and blah... blah... blah... All of them are kind of unnecessary to my story so let's skip that." So a question first to kickstart our relationship/s, the reader (you), the author, and me- Do you know what the first thing I did after my transmigration? That's rhetorical, by the way. The answer is... I FREAKING RAN AWAY FROM THE PLOT! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! So if you're reading this, then I don't know! I guess just have fun and I hope you see what you are looking for in my story! Roughly, the plot is almost like this: After a Timeskip of ten decades’ worth when I know the epilogue should have long ended, and the credit score has rolled, I finally decide to return to civilization. I wonder what’s waiting for me at home. My name by the way is… Randel Eir Dromastus and I am like a side character noble in the backwaters territory. Nice, right!? "To slow living it is!! FORWARD!" I yell my ambition to the fourth wall imagining myself as some smartass protagonist. But oh no, this here is not protagonist material at all! (I hope.) #Misunderstanding #Overpowered #Side Character #SLightly Mentally Sick Protagonist #Very Rare Footage of Fourth Wall Breaks I swear #Family Bonding #Romance #Give Me Stones

Once there was a kingdom called anovia and there were 5 different clan shadows, werewolves, witches, fairies, and humans and in the clans were children (rebal the badass of the group and is a werewolf, Rosabella the kind one and is a fairy, chad is the bumbass of the group and is a human, midnight is the goth of the group and is a shadow, Mendel is the smartass of the group and is a witch) but one day a disaster came tubing along and now it's up to them to save their kingdom from the darkness. And then many questions start to pile up .will rebal find the person who killed her father, and fall in love with midnight? How will chad get married to a girl he doesn't love but have to stay away with a girl that he does love? Will rose be able to take in the loss of her father and her mother who secretly has an illness? Will Mendel become the smartest living thing, will he be able to find love? will midnight be able to choose between two girls that he loves? will he succeed as king? all these questions but no answers but there is a time for everything and this truly puts these kids to the test of how strong their friendship bond is, but the question everyone want to know the most. will they be able to save there kingdom from the darkness or will they crumble to the ground ...........once more

Hans Frost was raised by his kind and doting parents. His Father, John Frost, is the current CEO of the F.R.O.S.T COMPANY that went in 2nd for the best companies this time around.(F.R.O.S.T got 9.7M votes) While his mother, Alice Frost (Her surname was Alice 'Wood' before she got married by one of the Frosts) is a famous celebrity Influencer online and a model known for her beauty. Since Hans was the only heir of the F.R.O.S.T company, he studied hard to not disappoint his parents.Hans had Hyperthymesia (Superior Autobiographical Memory) that allows him to remember even small things in great detail. Hans lived a very sociable life until an incident accured when he was in elementary school that caused his brain to be damaged and made him hard to communicate with other people except for his parents. However, his smartass brai-*COUGH* however, his smarts didn't get affected by the incident, he didn't need to go to school since he can remember what he studies anyway. "You need to go to school!" his mother strictly said. "B-but mommmm...~~~" his pupils swifted at his dad and looked at him with teary puppy-eyes. His own dad betrayed him and looked away anxiously, and let out a big sigh. "You need to go to school even if you don't need it's lessons, you need to communicate to others, otherwise, how can you make negotiations with others at the company?" His dad didn't want to bring the company up, but for the sake of persuading his son, it was needed. ".....Alright...haa.." Hans let out a quiet sigh, finally accepting after 2 years of his parents persuasion to go to school. Will Hans be able to fix his communication disorder? Here's the answer.......... Duh, go read the chapters yourself, as if im going to tell you something so obvious..(¬_¬)ﾉ -Good-looking Mc -Slice of Life -No Romance :3

"There's not even any space to do anything." "Wanna bet?" Royal says playfully drunk. "Sure." I smile, no way he wins this. "If I win you'll let me help you with that ache between your legs." He whispers seductively. "And If I win, fuck I don't know, I'll hold on to it so when the time comes I can use it." I say flustered. "Fair." We shake on it, and I really hope I'm right. We get out of the car and he climbs into the backseat and sits with his back to the door so one of his legs are lying across the seat and the other is resting on the ground. "Now come here." He says waving me in. I swing my legs over the sides and climb in. "Now what smartass?" "Now come sit between my legs." I carefully sit down between his legs. He cups the underneath of my knee and spreads my legs. The moon illuminating us. "Dumbass, how are you going to fuck me like this?" "Who said anything about fucking? I said take care of your needs, not mine. And quite easily actually." He says trailing a gentle hand down my body... ---- Carmella Howard has always traveled, just how its always been. After high school she took a gap year and explored with her friend Eden. And she never stopped, she went home for a little but she doesn't get along with her parents so she left again. This time landing herself in a small beach town in New York with a grumping next door neighbor. Royal Temples has lived in this town ever since he was four. He owns two small houses on the edge of the beach, one he lives in and the other he rents out. Normally he doesn't notice the people renting the house. It's usually a small family or a young couple who either never leave the house or are always in town exploring and stuff. That was until she rented his place out and her overly friendly dog and him become best friends. ---- The 'Lark' definition I am going off of is "something done for fun, especially something mischievous or daring; an amusing adventure or escapade."

This book explores a girl's life whose parents were barely around because of frequent travels for business purposes. Making their only child be homeschooled till her 17th birthday when she got the opportunity to go to one of the best schools in Copenhagen, Crownstar High. Andrea is a seventeen-year-old blond, pretty, adorable, and heartwarming girl and apologetic smartass who was homeschooled all her life, finally, she gets admitted into Crownstar High, one of the renowned and best schools in Copenhagen. Along the line, she met Ace Anderson who is known as the school's biggest, bad boy not forgetting his handsome, toxic features lining everything with a dark and wild character. Still, most people choose to be blind to all his bad characters because he came from a filthy rich family and his charming and sexy figure. Ace Anderson could do anything apart from loving someone. He is a playboy for a fact but not with just any girl, still he is the best player on the school’s football team. This story revolves around relationships, friendship, betrayal, trust, family, bullies, and enduring moments. Find out in this story the mysteries, revealed secrets, romance, heart touching truths being revealed unexpectedly. Will she regret ever attending a public school or miss her former life being home-schooled? Find out in this captivating story where Andrea meets up with romance despite her struggles where she was abandoned and had her image broken by Britney Allen the queen of the hallways she is known for being rude and bossy and hates Andrea because she had nothing to worry about and hated her confidence which leads her to blackmail Andrea and making her lose all she worked for. Andrea feeling heartbroken and broken is later supported by Ace to uncover the truth of a big mystery...

No, no, no this can't be happening" I panicked. "That what? She took a picture of us holding hands at a party?" He laughed. How could this guy find this so amusing? I'm dying here and he's laughing. "Stop laughing it's not funny. She's going to post the picture on social media and say we are dating behind Chase's back" Once again I started panicking because this idiot right here isn't helping. He's just chewing on some candies and giving me poor advice. "What? Don't you want to date me? I think we would make a great couple" He smirked I glared at him"Help me fix this" "What? No, I rather help a math teacher turn on a thermostat" He sent me a killer smile. I growled before pulling his ear down to my level so I could yell at him with all my heart. "If you don't help me fix this mess, I swear I won't mind shoving this candy corns, and Gummy bears up your ears and make sure you snort out orange or a weird color" I threatened. His eyes instantly widened at what I said. "On second thought, I don't think you and I would make a great couple. Our names won't make sense It would be horrible" I smiled "Good Boy" -------------------------------- Meet Diana Martins your average teen but slightly different girl. She's is the type of gold all the boys in Western Highschool envied of dating. From her smartass brain to her curvy body that made all the boys drooled. Diana Is moved from her home town London because of a particular reason. She registers in a school called Western High school in New York. On her journey to start a new life she meets the most beautiful greeneyed boy 'Dylan Smith' the Devil in a sheep clothing.He destroys, Breaks, and torture. The word Love doesn't exist in his wordbook and he would do anything to get what he wants. What happens if the Devil mission is to Destroy the CEO of pathetic:- Diana?? Will she discover she's the target that he wanted? Or will Dylan Complete the mission?. Continue reading to find out more.