Looney Toons Duck

When her father passed away, her mother married into a large family. She thought it'll be a new beginning of her life, but it only brought her an substitute marriage to a disabled husband her step-sister didn't want. On the second day of their marriage, the noble and aloof man said indifferently, "Divorce or live as a widow, choose one." She pulled off his suit pants and touched his firm and sexy thigh, "I choose the third option!" Latter, she used her medical skills to healing and saving people, including her disabled husband, who turned out to be a hidden billionaire! Nobles and celebrities sought medical advice, flocking to her like ducks. Those who humiliated her regretted it deeply, begging for mercy on their knees. The billionaire smiled proudly, "My wife is a treasure, only her husband knows it!" She rubbed her waist and gritted her teeth, "Didn't you say that you wanted a divorce and warned me to stay away from you?"

[Are you crippled?] [Did your fiancé break the engagement?] [Did you lose your family to a demon attack? Are you the last surviving member of your clan, seeking revenge?] [Does your family look at you with pity because you're the only one without any innate spiritual roots?] [Are you tired of being told that you're a 'waste of resources'?] [Are you stuck with no way to progress? Are you tired of being weak and helpless?] [Well, have no fear! This Supreme Master is here to help you!]

After the hard struggle of a post-80s Shen Feiyang, he met with a tragic car accident in his fifties. When he again opened his eyes, he did not see the white walls of a hospital, nor had he arrived at the netherworld. Instead, he had transmigrated into the body of the post-50s young girl, Shen Yunfang. He had transmigrated into an era where people could not get enough to eat or sufficient clothes to wear. Humph, such hardships could not defeat a wise woman who had battled through society for half her life. Watch as she, with a chicken in her left hand and a duck in her right, carries a chubby baby on her back and sings triumphantly along the way.

i still don't know what should i put in volume 1 I'm still have to make in volume 0 mainly i need a laptop i think anyway just stay toon for a future chapter

**WARNING: This story is just a fictional story Contains violent scenes and bloody scenes.** (The Case of the Eighth Floor) Federal Agent Leonid and the Coldest Man are forced to move into an apartment building that witnessed three serial murders to catch the killer. The cover-up by the Stars Company, which is responsible for the apartment building, as well as some prosecutors, causes the team to conduct the investigation in complete secrecy, to catch the suspect as quickly as possible and without anyone's interference. Charlotte Smith, the introverted woman who lives next door to Leonid, helps him take care of his puppy as requested. A month passes in the blink of an eye and the feelings between the two become mixed. Will there be room for love in the life of the federal agent, or will Charlotte become a puppet in the serial killer's theater?

Duck-Hwan, a seasoned gamer, is mysteriously transported to the world of Orvhalis after reaching the final level of an online game. Now trapped in the body of his character, a low-ranking thief, he must survive in a world ruled by ruthless rulers, where any mistake can cost him his life. With few allies and limited abilities, Doruuk discovers that to change his fate, he must battle monsters, uncover secrets, and collect rare Luminar that can grant him unimaginable power. But in a dark and dangerous world, only those who walk in the shadows can hope to rise above.

Riley Carter's life ended in the most absurd way possible—struck by lightning during a freak accident involving a rubber duck, a microwave, and a karaoke machine. The gods found it so hilarious, they decided to give him a second chance at life... with a twist. Waking up in the celestial realm, Riley meets eight powerful goddesses, each representing a cosmic force—Strength, Wisdom, Magic, Luck, Love, Time, Creation, and Chaos. Intrigued by his untimely demise (and charmed by his sarcasm), they bless him with maxed-out stats, a legendary title, and divine powers, making him a Demigod in a vibrant new fantasy world. Armed with overpowered abilities and absolutely no clue what he’s doing, Riley dives headfirst into an epic journey full of dungeon dives, monster-slaying, cursed artifacts, ancient prophecies, and ridiculous misunderstandings. Along the way, he builds a wild party of companions—including a tsundere demon queen, a runaway princess, a sharp-tongued commoner, and even some of the goddesses themselves, who pop in now and then just to stir up more chaos (or affection). But not everything is fun and flirtation. Dark forces stir—corrupt nobles, evil cults, maniacal princes, and rogue gods threaten the realm. Despite trying to enjoy a laid-back second life, Riley keeps getting pulled into world-shaking events, political entanglements, and unexpected engagements (oops). Filled with comedy, action, romance, misunderstandings, and heart, I Reincarnated into Another World with Max-Out Stats is a light-hearted power fantasy where saving the world is optional—but chaos is guaranteed.

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[Re-Edited March 2025 featuring a new intro! With New parts to come as well.] Duc is accidentally reincarnated as a duck in a fantasy world where he was supposed to be the heroic force for good, as a human, but finds himself in the depths of a dungeon facing challenge after challenge in his little duck body. Not only that, when he finds his way out he ends up right in the middle of a possible war starting! Joined by an elven princess, a rogue, and others along on his journey, Duc has to not only find himself, but also help others and survive the new world around him!

In a world where cartoon characters are brought to life as living breathing beings called Toons, a divided super corporation fights between wanting to maintain the status quo and reshaping society. The paths of a mentally ill teenager, a mouse, and a government agent collide as election day closes in and the final stages of a grand plan near completion.

Tetsü & kilə were odd ducks amongst the oddest ducks—Never to fit in, never to be found among the crowd that blindly followed the ways of this world... Or the next... 14 years of crazy experiments later they, finally found a way to break out of this mundane world’s chains. In their defense babies are dumb, and for the first 3years, they had to learn to walk, eat, and poop. Not in that order! Too bad for them. The system found them and threw them into a whole new set of rules. A million more rules..!! Will they stay true to themselves or give excuses? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Patreon Plug-in: https://www.patreon.com/Omnivex Discord Plug-in: https://discord.gg/KwRtpjYr Current updated schedule - as-of - 26-June-2023 Tue - Sunday. (01-Chapter) Average chapter length - 1700+ Words.

-Op Mc? Yes! -Daughter? Yes! -Multiple worlds? Yes! -Vast Lore? Yes! -Fastpace? Yes! ... "You either Die a Villain or Live long enough to see yourself as a Hero." ~Probably Spark --------------------------------------- Spark, the lofty young master of the Dwight family, had always been a mystery. His true abilities were never known until the day he stepped onto the frontlines. In one awe-inspiring exhibition of power, Spark shocked the world and sent the coalition army of the five emperors into a chaotic retreat. Now, with the eyes of the world on him, each faction lusted to uncover the secrets behind his unparalleled strength. Still, in spite of the rampant curiosity and greed, nobody had the guts to confront him directly. And with every rumor spread of his feats, a question burned in every mind: was Spark this powerful all this time, or was he casting an illusion of strength before everybody's eyes?

[Double Purity][1v1] When Prince Duan was crowned king! Her most beloved maternal family was annihilated! Her elder sister, who became the empress, wanted to kill her! But the Regent King, the "enemy" she feared and despised the most, came to save her! "You are my queen, and will be for the rest of your life!" After being reborn, on her wedding night, Lin Jiaojiao was held captive in Regent King's arms, but, she was not afraid the slightest. "Yan Sihan~ Hug~" She moved closer and hugged the man's waist. The man suppressed his voice: "Jiaojiao, you have no chance anymore." [Sweet and scheming little queen x extremely indulgent Regent King] Lin Jiaojiao: Building scaffolds, herding ducks, raising ducks, dragging down the harmful dog emperor from his throne! Yan Sihan: Just sit at home, and the throne will come from the sky?

``` ¡Actualización diaria! 9 a. m. PST ---------------------- En la era del Despertar Universal en la Esfera Azur, conviven infinidad de razas y dioses. Diablos, dioses oscuros y monstruos descienden al reino mortal, solo para encontrarse con los Despertados. Howard, durante su Ritual de Despertar, descubre talentos duales: Recuperación de Maná de rango F y el talento supremo: Síntesis Suprema. Mantiene un perfil bajo, ocultándose como un magus común. ¡A través de innumerables actos de síntesis, forja artefactos supremos, habilidades supremas y clases supremas! Síntesis de Bola de Fuego... ¡Ding! Síntesis exitosa, obteniendo habilidad de rango D—Serpiente de Fuego. Síntesis de Serpiente de Fuego... ¡Ding! Síntesis exitosa, obteniendo habilidad de rango B—Pitón de Fuego. Síntesis de Pitón de Fuego... ¡Ding! Síntesis exitosa, obteniendo habilidad de rango S—Fuegodragón. Cuando los diablos invaden y los dioses oscuros descienden, se quedan boquiabiertos ante la Esfera Azur que tienen frente a ellos. —No, esto es una trampa... ¡una trampa disfrazada de un simple cupcake! ---------------------- ¡Entrada WSA 2023! ¡Por favor, muestra tu apoyo si disfrutas de la historia! ¿Cómo puedes mostrar tu apoyo? ¡Regala Piedra de Poder! 150=1 capítulo extra 200=2 capítulos extra 500=3 capítulos extra ¡El lanzamiento de bonificación será la siguiente semana! ```

(A/N: This book is paused(STUB) I'll be using this idea in different book.)

Shac’s life is as ordinary as it gets, waking up, rushing to school, struggling through class, repeat. But his routine shatters when he receives a cryptic email: "Don’t forget about the Duck." At first, it seems like a harmless prank. Then he starts noticing a yellow duckling appearing in the same place, and a suffocating unsettling nightmare begins to haunt him every night. Each morning, the email arrives again, the duckling crosses his path, and the world feels a little less… real. As Shac digs deeper, he realizes these aren’t coincidences but clues to a greater mystery, one that threatens to unravel his life and his very sense of self. To uncover the truth, Shac must follow the trail of the Duck, but doing so might lead him to a reality he’s not ready to face.

“Okay, so picture this: Your buddy Kaito dies slipping on a banana peel that’s basically the universe’s middle finger. Instead of heaven, he gets a job offer from a pan-dimensional duck in a suit who’s like, ‘Congrats! You’re now the multiverse’s handyman, but instead of fixing leaks, you fight gods who cry when you roast their PowerPoints.’ Kaito’s whole vibe? ‘I didn’t ask for this, but I’ll do it while sarcastically sipping cosmic boba.’ He glitches through worlds where gravity takes weekends off and wars are fought with karaoke. The catch? He doesn’t exist in any universe’s database, and now every god, demon, and sentient spreadsheet is like, ‘DELETE HIM.’ "It’s like Rick Sanchez and Deadpool had a baby, raised it on anime and dad jokes, and then threw it into a black hole made of HR paperwork. 10/10 would binge-read while eating questionable gas station sushi.”

Damon Steele is a self-proclaimed superhero, notorious for his ridiculous weapon choices and a knack for getting caught up in the most absurd situations. When the villainous Laughing Phantom launches an attack on the city, Damon finds himself drenched in whipped cream and facing a more dangerous foe—his ex, Mira. A twisted and charming mastermind, Mira has returned with a plan to throw the city into chaos, but the real reason behind her actions is a secret she's been hiding: she's still in love with Damon. With his sarcastic sidekick, Lily Quinn, by his side, Damon navigates a series of wild and hilarious encounters with Mira, a giant rubber chicken, and inflatable ducks. As the battle for the city escalates, Damon must confront his own feelings for Mira while dealing with the growing tension between him and Lily. Amidst explosions of confetti, awkward romantic confessions, and a city on the brink of destruction, Damon discovers that saving the day might not be as important as finally choosing between the woman from his past and the one who's always had his back. Love and Laughter in the Chaos is a comedic rollercoaster of action, romance, and absurdity, proving that even the craziest battles can lead to a happy ending—or at least a pizza date.

My name is Sasha Pierce and this is a story of how night in Vegas changed my life forever, I wasn’t always the fast pick when it came to love and relationships, I was always the odd duck then he came into my life and everything changed

Ducks [no anime,show or other form of entertainment through a tv belongs to me, besides my OC]

It was Satoya Kamiyama’s 17th birthday, and he was happily celebrating with his close friends during what seemed like a peaceful vacation. But everything changed in an instant when the city they were in was destroyed in the blink of an eye. As Satoya watched the destruction unfold—his friends filled with fear—he felt an unexplainable drive. This wasn’t just a normal disaster; it was a supernatural catastrophe, with strange beasts rampaging through everything. But amidst the chaos, something stirred within Satoya. Humanity had survived countless disasters before, but could this be the one where survival alone wasn’t enough? In that moment, it clicked: his instincts led him toward an impossible goal—was it possible for there to be a solace where everyone could simply thrive? It wasn't as easy as he thought, with even bigger historical threats reoccurring in modern times. Can Satoya and his close friends defeat them all or does he need the help of allies? “I’m confident enough to know Satoya’s journey will prevail, but in truth, what can I say?” - The scribe of the ancient crucibles This novel features short chapters (occasional longer ones). The beginning of the novel (first 50~ chapters) is rough, but I will in fact fix the pacing and details once I’m done with the novel. Thank you for your understanding, and I hope you enjoy this novel. This is the updated synopsis, the original synopsis was severely outdated and no longer reflected the story’s direction. I’d like to deeply apologize for any confusion. Note - some later chapters would get quite gruesome.

All my books take place on the Neverending Insanity so I decided to put them in 1 book. The 1st volume is the present, that 3rd volume is the earliest point on the timeline. Every thing I put in this story is canon. Whether it be the Giant Duck of the North kingdom or the 3 different Vessels of C.R.E.A.T.I.O.N. Valaven is starting to look like my original idea for this book before I changed the title.

Embark on a riveting journey with Devo Duck, an anthropomorphic waterfowl with a mysterious past, as he navigates the complexities of life in a small town called Dullsville. From his unexpected transformation from a human to a duck to his humorous encounters with the locals, Devo Duck's tale is a blend of science fiction, humor, and intrigue that will leave you hooked from the very first quack. Join Devo Duck as he grapples with his newfound identity, unravels the secrets of his alien origins, and discovers the true meaning of family and in friendship this charming and whimsical story that will delight readers of all ages. Welcome to the world of Devo Duck, where the extraordinary meets the ordinary in the most unexpected ways. Explore the wonders of the universe through the eyes of a duck like never before.

The main character is a 21 year old man whose life has fallen down into a spiral of events that leads him miserable. He tries to go job searching again in the busy city of Pastville, but gets hit by a car and goes unconscious. He wakes up in a dark place with a sequence of events that leads him back to his 3 year old self.

[Black Technology + Military Industry + System + Satisfying Read + Dominating the US and Japan] Accidentally traversing into a parallel world, Chen Hanxing became a college student. Unexpectedly, he took over a dilapidated toy factory named Little Duck. Starting off by manufacturing an elderly - friendly vehicle, he shocked the entire network. With a top speed of nearly 400 mph, fully - automated driving, and a range of 2,000 kilometers, you call this an elderly - friendly vehicle? Dai Xiaomei ordered a mecha, which was supposed to be just a figurine, but the over - eight - meter - tall mecha directly took to the sky. The military region leader exclaimed, "Do you know how desperate I was when that thing came flying over?" Compared to it, the J - 20 is outshone. From then on, the director of the Little Duck Toy Factory astonished China. Lei Busi said, "Director Chen, you can just call me Xiaolei." Ren Hongfei said, "Don't be modest. In the future, the future of Chinese chips is in your hands!" Netizens exclaimed, "The technology of the director of the Little Duck Toy Factory is a thousand years ahead of the world!" The US wondered, "The star - destroyer has launched. What else do you intend to do?" ...... Instruction Manual for Products of Little Duck Toy Factory All products manufactured by our factory are toy models. They are not recommended for any other purposes. Not recommended. Not recommended! If you privately attempt to use them otherwise and any unexpected consequences occur, the buyer shall bear the responsibility. Our factory will assume no liability. Once the product is sold, it is non - refundable and non - exchangeable.

[Reasoning + Imagination + Simulated Crime] “Ladies and gentlemen!” “The simulated crime show, the ultimate battle royale of the final season, is here!” “A thousand contestants participate in the game and play as villains to simulate crimes.” “As long as you can survive until the end, you can win a billion-dollar prize!!!” The entire network is completely boiling! Under heavy rewards, there must be brave men!! This season is bound to be the most exciting season among all escape shows!! And Lin Bai, after being reborn, happens to be one of the contestants. But embarrassingly, for the items drawn at the beginning, others all get weapons. But Lin Bai drew a bag of deadly duck necks... Even the staff couldn't hold back and burst out laughing. But in the next second... Lin Bai directly holds a Sprite in one hand and a lighter in the other and rushes onto the high-speed train. “I declare that all of you are hijacked by me!” Audience: “???” Hijacking a high-speed train with a Sprite? Isn't this just a pure clown? However! As time goes by... One-click sharing. The audience gradually finds that things seem to start to go wrong... [The content is short and weak. More exciting content is all in the book.]

At some point in history, between mugs of wine and drunken ramblings, the idea of the end of the world emerged—a concept that ancient great thinkers adopted and eagerly speculated upon, envisioning the most distressing and bizarre ways in which the world might meet its end: plagues, catastrophic weather events, the wrath of gods, or the awakening of mythical creatures. But none of those idle bastards, in their wildest and most vivid dreams, could have imagined that the collapse of society and the potential destruction of the world would begin so timidly, so slowly, within each individual: psychosis, conspiracy, hysteria—the main actors in the first act of a new story. The spark of chaos, ignited from the shadows by those who control the masses, and lights up the desperate and terrified faces of the controlled ones. Absurdity has become the norm in this world that remains unaware of what is coming, yet instinctively senses it. Who can live without worries in the face of imminent catastrophe!? Perhaps they can: Person C: You won't believe it, dude, but I lost my house in a rap battle. Person D: Kekeke, being bad is the best anyone can expect from you, actually~. Person B: I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO TEAM UP WITH SUCH UNRELIABLE PEOPLE! Person A: Fuck, did you record it? Person E: Bruh! This time I totally believe in coincidences! Narrator: Could the future of the world really rest in the hands of a bunch of eccentric people!?!?!?!?!?!?

Donald was a poor sap who wanted nothing more than a quiet life with his ducks. Sure he was a bit fanatical in his duck obsession but no harm no foul right? Wrong for he too was driven by revenge on his so called human 'freinds' who stole his life's work and played it off as their own casting him aside to become stars and leave him in the dust. On one fateful day he led his cherished ducks in a revolution to take back what was his and claim his revenge, sadly the guards exploited his only weakness... guns and heavy artillery as he was shot dead and his flock of angry ducks followed him to the great beyond. Marvel at his wild shenanigans on his journey to become the duck king in his second chance on life. p.s. I'm not going to do something like promise you a world that makes complete logical sense or ontime or well placed story beats. I'm not civilized enough to do something like that, and promising you something that makes sense is just my lying to you and myself. But if you can handle a few inconsistencies and just want an interesting story that's crazy hectic with all sorts of wacky shenanigans, and flying by the seem of your pants crazy. well I can do that and I think you'll love this story, just give it a shot, what could possibly go wrong besides well everything of course!