Comedy Text List

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It all started when the protagonist downloaded a game called "The Fool (Beta Version)," marking a pivotal shift in the style of his life. This was no ordinary game; it lacked visuals and music, composed solely of lines of text and a multitude of choices. Yet, each decision within the game had the power to alter the player's destiny, for on the other side of the game lay a real, unknown world. Players were unable to physically enter this otherworld or see its landscapes, experiencing the alternate realm solely through text, vicariously living each step of their character's journey. As the game progressed, not only could rewards from the game materialize in the real world, but creatures from the game began to appear in reality as well. Then came the day the game was released for global public testing. An era quietly unfolded, where the masses embarked on explorations and treasure hunts in an alternate universe through 'textual adventure,' heralding a new chapter of engagement and discovery.

One sunny day, Shen Jingwei, a Z-list actor, received an opportunity to attend an open-call audition the very next day. It was for the role of an antagonist in a new BL C-Drama, "Dance Of The Dragons", which was adapted from a novel of the same title. He agreed to join the audition due to several factors, among which his manager's threat to jump off the 20th floor, his dire need for money, and also the fact that his rank in the film industry could not go any lower. One look at the panel of judges made him want to turn on his heel to leave, but it was all too late. Because who would expect the poor Z-List actor to meet his mortal enemy/ex-boyfriend, Yan Renzhong, the A-List Actor responsible for his decline long before he even learned how to fly? ------------------ "You and I... are playing a couple of lovers, who will go on to get married and have children with each other." Shen Jingwei could sense blood coming up his throat. What was the point of saying it out loud, again? "Yes," he forced himself to agree nonetheless. Yan Renzhong pinned him with a stare. "We have unresolved issues from the past. I hope you won't let them affect your and my performance in the drama. Act the professional you are supposed to be." "..." "And don't call me 'Emperor Yan' anymore." Yan Renzhong left after delivering one blow after another, not even waiting to see if Shen Jingwei succumbed to his injuries or not. What? Whattt? Whattttttttt?

In high-tech dystopian Neo Chicago, the right to trial by court is obsolete. Instead, criminals are marked as Red-Listed in society. When Lucia Mason’s mother frames her for murder and she becomes Red-Listed, she’s forced to live life on the streets and desperately evade law enforcement. In a turn of events, she meets Eric, another framed criminal, and leader of a group of rebels fighting for justice. Along with Eric’s seemingly cold and unempathetic exterior, he appears to hold secrets about her past. Will Lucia be able to become closer to the temperamental leader, or will she be thrown back into the unforgiving city with no hope of clearing her name?

Lin is the Crown Princess of the Kingdom of Korea, but her spectacular failures earned the nickname ‘The Princess Disaster’. Tasked with guiding her is an inexperienced English Literature teacher fresh out of university - Lee Jun. This is a light hearted romantic comedy where a royal disaster meets an unlikely mentor.

Celeste Wyncrest, the Crown Princess of Wales was assassinated on her 20th Birthday. When Celeste woke up again 8 years earlier, to the time when she was yet to become the Crown Princess, determined to escape to the countryside to live a life of Freedom, she set out to save the Crown Prince from an assassination so that she wouldn’t be needed to fill up that position. Just when she thought that she'd finally saved him, DAMN! HE'S SUCH A MAGNET FOR DEATH!!! Alastair, the crown prince kept on falling into dangerous situations again and again and again to the point where Celeste had to drop her luggage halfway through escape to come and save him. "I'm f***ing done!!! If he that much wants to die!!! Then let him die!! It's just a position of Crown Princess! I'd take it!"

Ready to make people laugh out loud? How to Be a Good Comedy Author is your ultimate guide to writing comedy that’s fresh, absurd, and completely unpredictable. Whether you’re new to writing or just want to sharpen your humor, this book will take you through the essentials of creating comedy that sticks. Packed with practical tips, hilarious examples, and a whole lot of nonsense, this guide will teach you how to craft absurd situations, develop lovably ridiculous characters, and use timing to deliver punchlines that leave readers laughing. From creating random, surreal moments to embracing the chaos of comedy writing, you’ll learn how to make every page more ridiculous than the last. Forget the rules—this book is all about having fun with your writing, breaking boundaries, and making your audience laugh till they cry. Get ready to turn your wildest ideas into comedic gold!

#adventure #action #drama #comedy #humor #romance #harém QUANDO CINCO AVENTUREIROS SE UNEM PELO INCOVENIENTE, SÓ PODE DAR ALTAS CONFUSÕES. UM GRUPO COM OBJETIVOS DIFERENTES UNIDOS APENAS PARA SUBIR DE RANK DENTRO DA GUILDA.

this will be a compilation of random short stories I’ve made. there will be no schedule.

List of Books I will be reading on Qidian.

Ray and Leah dated for a while then when summer came around and they couldn't meet Ray suddenly got a text from Leah stating that she no longer loves him but when they met again she acted as if nothing happen and was her usual self around Ray.

Ryan James is a monster hunter with a dark secret, in this horror action adventure comedy set in a world where the government regulates monster hunting

Chifuyu’s life is flipped upside down when he’s brought into the world of hunters and vampires. His tale will bring happiness, laughter, sadness, and pain to himself as well as those around him. A new journey begins. *** Hello to all those reading and thank you for taking the time to check out my series. This is my first story that I'm posting online and I am serious about writing Vampire Legacy to be the best it can be. Though I do need to make clear that the first 100-200 chapters will be a mix of comedy and serious arcs. This will be a fantasy action story just as much as a comedy/slice of life story until the true plot kicks in. I plan to go all in with the comedy, then when we get to a certain turning point, the breaks will not stop with 13 long continuous serious arcs that will go until the finale. This novel will definitely be at least 500 chapters. I hope you all stay and see what I have to offer. *The cover is fanart for the anime The Case Study of Vanitas. I’m using it instead of the basic book cover until I draw the key visual myself.*

Tabitha is given the responsibility to use time travelling magic in order to complete her listed missions and generally prevent the destruction of the Sacred Tree that supplements the Empire's growth. [Fusion Fiction]

What would happen if two teenagers who belonged to the same school who never came upon each other before, just to get a text from each other? 

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Li Wei, a modern-day office worker, has always dreamed of being reincarnated into a world of cultivation, where he could wield unimaginable power and live out epic adventures. However, when he gets his wish and wakes up in the body of a lowly sect master in a world full of martial arts and spiritual energy, he quickly realizes that his new life is far from glorious. Transmigrated into the Xuanwu Sect, located in a region with weak spiritual energy and nearly nonexistent resources, Li Wei is tasked with revitalizing the sect and leading it to greatness. But there’s one problem—he knows absolutely nothing about cultivation, leadership, or even how to keep a disciple from laughing at his ridiculous attempts at training. With the help of the mysterious Strongest Sectmaster System, Li Wei must complete difficult tasks, unlock rewards, and grow the sect from the ground up. The problem? He’s completely underprepared, hilariously unqualified, and surrounded by powerful cultivators who are way out of his league. From facing hilarious challenges, mishaps, and an army of eccentric disciples, Li Wei will have to navigate this new world with humor, wit, and maybe a little luck. Can he turn his weak sect into a powerful force? Or will his clumsy leadership become the stuff of legend? One thing's for sure—this journey will be anything but boring.

Perjalanan Ayato menjalankan takdirnya sebagai yang terpilih. Sekuel pertama dari series Pedang Takdir. Arc I. Konflik Kerajaan Avalor : Chapter 1-25 Arc II. Kutukan : Chapter 26 - Genre : Adventure, Fantasi, Action, Romance Update : Secepatnya Cover by Penulis Sendiri 12 oktober 2024 to .... List Arc : Ch. 01 - 25 = Arc I - Konflik Avalor [Tamat] ✓ Ch. 26 - ... = Arc II

well... we all have seen a MC, die to a truck and get teleported to a magical world... what if the reverse happens, what if our boring main character dosen't die, but, meets someone from an isekai what if his romantic comedy dose'nt get wicked in another world, what if his romantic comedy gets wicked by an another world. Read how Aravasū ikari's world got flipped upside down because of his wicked Romcom

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Pick Megane is a gloomy-looking boy that has a list of all the things he wants to do before graduating highschool. But despite everything, he still hasn't crossed out a single item on that list. But all of that changed when a fateful encounter with the most popular girl at school blesses him from above. In a very literal sense. Will this strange encounter lead Pick to having a fun, memorable school life and to maybe even cross out his bucket list?

Female lade, romance, comedy

Characters: Rohan - Ek school student jo social media par kaafi active hai aur followers aur likes ko bahut seriously leta hai. Neha - Rohan ki classmate aur dost, jo responsible tareeke se social media use karti hai. Mr. Verma - School ke teacher, jo students ko social media ke risks ke baare mein samjhate hain. Scene 1: Rohan aur Social Media Ka Nasha Panel 1: Rohan apne phone par social media par scroll kar raha hai aur apne profile par like aur comments ka check kar raha hai. Text: "Wow! 100 likes! Lekin Neha ke 200 hain... kya karoon ki mere bhi aur followers badhein?" Panel 2: Rohan selfie lekar aur edit karke flashy captions ke sath post karte hue dikhaya jata hai. Text: "Shayad kuch aur cool post karne se mere likes badh jayenge!" Scene 2: Fake Fame Ka Pressure Panel 3: Rohan ek expensive sneakers kharid leta hai, sirf apne followers ko impress karne ke liye, lekin andar se nervous aur stressed lagta hai. Text: "In sab mein paise bhi kaafi lag rahe hain... par agar likes badh gaye toh worth it hoga!" Panel 4: Neha Rohan ko samjhati hai ki likes aur followers ke piche bhagna zaroori nahi hai, asli dosti aur self-worth in cheezon par depend nahi karti. Text (Neha): "Rohan, yeh sirf ek screen hai! Real life mein jo hum hain wahi sabse important hai." Scene 3: Galat Post Ka Nateeja Panel 5: Rohan bina soch-samajh ke ek party ki photo daal deta hai jisme kuch students ki consent ke bina unki embarrassing photos bhi dikhayi deti hain. Text: "Sabko show-off karna chahiye! Yeh toh ek mast post hai." Panel 6: Agle din, Rohan ko complaints milti hain aur kuch log usse naraz hote hain kyunki unke photos bina unki ijazat ke daale gaye the. Text: "Yaar, maine toh socha hi nahi ki isse unhe problem hogi..." Scene 4: Realization aur Apne Aap Ko Improve Karna Panel 7: Mr. Verma Rohan aur class ko social media ke responsible use ke baare mein samjhate hain aur batate hain ki likes aur comments se humari asli value nahi banti. Text (Mr. Verma): "Social media pe hamare actions ka asar dusre logon par bhi padta hai. Zaroori hai ki hum uska sahi istemal karen." Panel 8: Rohan apni posts ko delete karta hai, privacy aur responsible use ke baare mein seekhta hai, aur apni asli life par dhyan dena shuru karta hai. Text: "Mujhe ab samajh aaya ki real life mein khush rehna aur dusron ki respect karna sabse zaroori hai." Scene 5: New Beginning Panel 9: Rohan aur Neha real-life activities mein time spend karte hain, jaise sports aur reading, aur Rohan aakhir mein social media ka responsible use karne lagta hai. Text: "Ab main social media ko life ka ek hissa samajh kar use karunga, aur apne asli doston aur hobbies par focus karunga."

In a world where mathematics and cosmic forces intertwine, Jake Vietnam was born from the Stellar Heavenly Child. Guided by the teachings of Kirk Weiler, the enigmatic author of the sacred eMath texts, Jake assembles a group of friends versed in the arcane arts of mathematics.

Family Stream + Invincible Stream + Instant Kill Stream + Heavenly Dao Golden List + Domination Stream) What unfolds when you acquire unbeatable cultivation right after your transmigration? Xian Yue, after his transmigration, becomes the clan leader and unwittingly embarks on the path of invincible cultivation. This coincides with the launch of the Heavenly Dao Golden List, which ranks cultivation levels, physical prowess, and combat abilities. A century later, all beings across the universe are left astonished as they gaze upon the Xian family’s name on the Heavenly Dao Golden List! As the head of the Xian family, Xian Yue grins and says, "System, let me check in..."

The supernatural world, where many monsters live, is not for ordinary people. There is no room for weakness in this place. What to do on the other side of reality, when you are just a friend of a guy who resembles the main character of a haremnik, and from the features you have.... A farm? A farm?! !!!! (I am not fluent in English and for my text I use an online translator I therefore there may be inaccuracies in context as I read.)

#InfiniteHarem #Weaktostrong #Harem #Noyuri #Nontr *** Kaito Liu stared in disbelief at the interface before him. The notifications kept coming, each one more surreal than the last. System Notification: You have the ability to summon the Infinite Harem from the LitRPG novel "Infinite Harem of beautiful girls." System Notification: You have the ability to summon the Infinite Harem from the LitRPG novel "Succubus System." System Notification: You have the ability to summon the Infinite Harem from the LitRPG novel "Magic the collection system." System Notification: You have the ability to summon the Infinite Harem from the LitRPG novel "Eden girls system." System Notification: You have the ability to summon the Infinite Harem from the LitRPG novel "Harem x Harem ." ... (continues infinitely) The messages continued to flood in, each promising an endless array of companions from various fantastical worlds. His heart raced as he realized the magnitude of his newfound power. Not only could he summon an infinite number of beautiful girls, but he could also draw them from an infinite series of LitRPG novels. The possibilities were beyond his wildest dreams. The interface glowed with a soft, ethereal light, casting a magical aura around Kaito. He could almost feel the presence of the countless characters waiting to be summoned. Each notification brought with it a sense of anticipation and excitement, as if the very fabric of reality was bending to his will. Kaito's mind raced with thoughts of the adventures and experiences that awaited him. He imagined the diverse personalities, skills, and stories each girl would bring. The sheer variety was overwhelming, yet thrilling. He knew that with this power, his life would never be the same again. As the notifications continued to scroll, Kaito took a deep breath, ready to embrace the extraordinary journey that lay ahead. The world of infinite possibilities was now at his fingertips, and he was eager to explore every corner of it.