Jokes About Twilight

When college student Heather returns to her childhood sanctuary—her aunt's house—she never expects to find herself caught in a whirlwind of emotions. Tasked with caring for her aunt's newborn, she's transported back to the summers of her youth, where laughter and secrets filled the halls. But what she didn't anticipate was the rekindling of an old flame: her childhood best friend, now a renowned singer. As Heather and her childhood confidant navigate the complexities of adulthood, their undeniable chemistry simmers beneath the surface. Yet, fate has other plans. A new suitor captures Heather's heart, leading her into a relationship that feels right but lacks the spark of true connection. When circumstances tear Heather and her childhood friend apart, misunderstandings and heartache follow. Years pass, and destiny reunites them at a wedding. But the joy of reunion turns to shock when Rhys discovers Heather harbors a secret: amnesia has stolen her memories, replacing them with a life he never imagined. Engaged to another, with children of her own, Heather seems lost to him forever. As they confront the painful truths of their past and the bittersweet reality of their present, Heather and Rhys must decide if love can transcend the boundaries of time, memory, and circumstance. Will they reclaim what was lost, or will they be forever bound by the threads of fate?

What if life gave them only three strikes to find love, and they already missed out on the first pitch? Would they strike out or hit a home run? Skyler McKenzie, a single mom, had lived a simple but happy life with her seven-year-old son, Noel, and loving parents in a small suburban town away from the buzzing city. One day, everything changed when she accepted a job and moved to a big city. Years later, she made a life for her son and herself, had her heart broken, but eventually met the man of her dreams. She fell head over heels for him, flipping her world upside down and thinking it must be love at first sight. It was perfect. But there was just one problem. She had a past that she could not remember. She did not even know who the father of her child was. So, was the present enough for her to move on to the future, or would her past continue to haunt her? Noah Maxwell, one of the most eligible bachelors in the city, was a famous baseball player and successful entrepreneur. He had everything he needed. He had fame, wealth, women, and practically everything he wanted. However, he still felt something was missing in his life. A large void in his heart still made him seem incomplete. He believed he needed a new reason to live until he met her. He immediately felt the connection between them. He knew that he had fallen in love with her the instant that their eyes met. But there was a problem. She resembled the girl who had once owned and broken his heart. He loved her, but she betrayed him. Then, she died. Now, he wondered if he could be in love with her or the woman he had seen in her. But what if, by some twisted fate, an invisible chain had always linked their lives together? Did she still wish to remember her lost memories if they held too many dark and heartbreaking secrets? Did he still want to hold on to the past if it only brought pain? Looking through each other's eyes, would they finally see the truth? With one last swing, would they find their second chance for love?

Shiva was a 28-year-old teenager who died in a car crash and was reborn with the power of Ghost Rider in the Twilight and TVD (The Vampire Diaries) world. . . . Arthur's Note: My grammar may not be the best, but I'm working on improving it. I don't own any of the characters, only my original character (OC). I would appreciate feedback and support if you enjoy the story. I will be updating it three to four days a week.

Reincarnation sickness, a rare affliction of a powerful soul, where memories of one or more past lives blend into dreams. Dream-walking, a nearly uncontrollable magic that makes connecting to others with the same magic as easy as dreaming. Which dreams were once her reality, which could influence her present, and which are merely dreams?

Today might be Rosy and glitters but what about tomorrow

*Trigger warning - this novel contains explicit blood, gore, rape, R-18 scenes which might trigger you* Aurora Roosevelt Eighteen-year-old Aurora Roosevelt had a bright future ahead, fueled by big dreams and the unwavering support of her loving parents and younger brother. But in a single, heart-wrenching day, tragedy strikes-her parents are brutally killed, her brother is taken captive, and Aurora is violently torn apart, her life irreversibly altered. Now trapped in a world of blood, gore, and darkness, she finds herself ensnared by Braxton, a psychopath whose obsession with her knows no bounds. Orion Ashbourne Orion Ashbourne is the youngest, most successful businessman in his country, born into privilege and responsibility. Shielded from the world's darkest corners, he lives a life untouched by the violence and pain Aurora faces daily. One fateful encounter between Aurora and Orion pulls them into each other's worlds. As their lives intertwine, Aurora's past and Braxton's obsession threaten to tear them apart. Will Orion be able to pull Aurora from the darkness and show her a brighter future? Or will Braxton's relentless hold claim her soul forever? A deadly love triangle emerges where obsession, love, and survival collide. Aurora is caught between the blood-soaked world she's been forced into and the light she desperately craves in the form of Orion. Will she ever escape, or is she destined to remain trapped in Braxton's darkness? Hello lovelies, this is your author Kara. This book being my first one holds a very special place in my heart. Plus I am trying first person POV which is genuinelly very difficult so please be a little understanding of this new author. But I truly hope you will like it. Positive critics and encouragement are always welcomed. Let's unfold this saga together! Follow me on instagram for a visual treat of "The Devil's Reckoning : A Twilight Sage" at my IG handle @kara_gardner_ Book cover credits - Kara Gardner Instagram - @kara_gardner_

The universe is ruled by gods, their dominion upheld by the vast reach of the Divine Federation. For millennia, they have shaped history, silencing those who dare to defy them. But when the Celestial Realignment begins, ripples of change spread across the cosmos, awakening ancient empires, stirring forgotten legacies, and unearthing forces that should have remained buried. All eyes turn toward a seemingly insignificant planet—Terra—where destiny is quietly unfolding. Caught in the heart of this cosmic storm are Leonard Haravok and Samantha McCoy—two souls bound together in ways neither fully understands. Leon seeks vengeance for a past that will not let him go, while Sam, burdened by guilt, longs for connection in a life shaped by solitude. As the tides of war rise, their paths become inexorably intertwined, testing not only their strength but the fragile emotions neither dares to name. In the chaos, alliances will be forged, betrayals will cut deep, and amidst the fire of war, hearts may find themselves entangled in ways neither fate nor duty could predict. The Age of False Gods is ending. But what comes next may be far more dangerous.

Embark on a journey where shadows whisper and the veil between worlds thins, in "Twilight's Edge." In a reality where the cursed are chosen and the marked become heroes, Altharus's ordinary but miserable life is shattered by forces beyond his comprehension. Thrusted into a realm of darkness and danger, he, must navigate a world where ancient magic pulses with life, and monstrous entities lurk in every shadow. Armed with powers that are both a gift and a curse, he faces trials that challenge the very essence of his being. Will you dare to walk the edge?

Heartbroken after catching her boyfriend cheating with his colleague on Valentine's Day, Anya impulsively proposes to a stranger in a fit of rage. The stranger, a charming and enigmatic man, accepts her proposal without hesitation. As Anya grapples with the consequences of her impulsive decision, she discovers that her "husband" is not just a random passerby, but someone with a mysterious and powerful connection to her life. He's not just a stranger; he's her boyfriend's boss, a man known for his wealth and influence, but who has kept his true identity hidden from Anya. Now, trapped in a web of lies and deceit, Anya must navigate the treacherous waters of her unexpected marriage while uncovering the truth about her "husband" and his hidden agenda.

Iris is a boring college student whose mere existence attracted a being, a non-human. They say there's a fine line between love and obsession, that line was crossed long ago when he met her

you would never be my mate.sienna said to Daniel frowning. really? he asked. Later she smiled and said, I love you the most Dan. *************************** Two most powerful people are put together, would they set aside their grievance and be together or would they choose to fight each other to death?!. the werewolves vampires humans and witches are forced to face the foxes as they they tried to rule over the other four races. Daniel and Sienna stand up to face Ducaleon the only hybrid vampire and werewolve and uncrowned king of the vampire and adopted son of the fox royal family who caused the death of their parents but what happens when they face HIM the man behind the scenes, who wants to rule over the five races, with the help of Ducaleon who is completely unaware or is he?

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e code is "Ji-hye"

Reina is a normal girl living a normal life until her untimely death at 22, trying to save what she thought was a puppy about to be run over by a truck. After her death, she meets a mysterious entity that gives her a new life and 3 wishes to start her new life off. Reincarnated in Twilight, will Reina be able to live a fulfilling life as a Dark Fey, or will she be misjudged and beat down by the supernatural around her. As she grows and learns about herself, just how much does she actually know about her past life, and was it actually so normal as she thought it was. A/N - This is my first time writing, so if there is anyone reading this, just give me some friendly pointers on how to make this story better if I decide to continue this. P.S. - I also don't know if there will be any kind of love interest, so I guess just give me some names and I'll think about it.

Join Silver, the brother of Bella swan. As he starts a blood sucking journey that will echo his name in history. MC looks: young Dylan O'brien I don't own twilight or any of its characters, except for silver. no harem, no cheats, no transmigration. Just a dude with the regular rules of the twilight world. cover from chat gpt

"Jill!" Sheri whispered. Jill continues to give Sheri grief. Though, in all honesty Jill didn't care, nor did she have room to judge. Jill has done what Sheri is about to do once or twice. Maybe even three times by the time she's done with Anthony. Who knows what his status is? Don't care... But Jill could shamelessly say this, she's never blatantly seen a man's wife and still brazenly flirt with their husband. Sheri was on a whole new level of savagery, and Jill wasn't letting her best friend off the hook so easily. Jill thought to herself, the next time Sheri tries to act all innocent and poise to judge me, imma rub the dirt all up in her face. She continues to push Sheri’s buttons till she gets up to leave and go to the bathroom. Jill was getting ready to tell her to use the gel when unexpectedly, Sheri collides into the Governor. They were a whole tangled mess, Jill practically had to pull them apart before his wife came. The Governor was grateful for her intervention because even he realized he wasn't focused. Upon meeting the governor's wife, Jill was 100% sure, she did not like her. This self-important, condescending chick, made Jill simply want to backhand her. Her whole attitude was trash. She looked down at Sheri and Jill the whole time with fake greetings of kindness. But Jill matched her energy. Like b*tch, your not about to run over me. But Sheri... Practically became her yes girl. And Jill had to fall in line because it wasn't her fight. *** After the awful encounter with Monica, the Governor's wife, Jill got to work on making sure Sheri had a more prominent presence. The girls went to the bathroom, and Jill opened every stall to make sure no one was around. "What was that?!" Jill yelled. "I know right?! Absolute b*tch!" Sheri added. Jill wanted to smack Sheri. "No! You!" Sheri was confused. "You're not focused! When she came up to us all stank, you had no fight in you. You acted like a docile little girl. She said jump and you went 'how high?' Even I had to fall in line." Jill was so infuriated. "Oh...". Sheri said in recollection. "Listen that right there was a freebie. Monica is not about to think that's how things are gonna be moving forward." Jill declares. Sheri was silent but signaled she understood Jill continued as she paced the spacious restroom. "She's the one that had things she wanted to discuss with you, not the other way around. You should of let Monica know what day YOU were available instead of going along with what she choose!" "I know I just got nervous..." Sheri put her hand to her forehead. "Well that needs to be out of your system now that we have a vague idea of what she's about. When we go to the Governor's house, don't act all impressed, as if you've never been in a place like that before, and whatever she asks of you, tell her you need time to deliberate. She's not getting her answer right away." Jill looked at Sheri sternly. "You're right! I'm sorry!... I guess I felt bad about my behavior with her husband that I kind of submitted to her." Sheri admitted. "So are you gonna feel bad about the Governor's behavior too?!" Jill snapped "Takes two to tangle, And y'all was entangled!" "Jill... I don't know if I can be the type of woman that can mess with a married man..." Sheri lowered her head. Well what is she trynna say about me! Jill thought. *** Hey everyone, thank you for your interest in my book, this is my first time writing a story. Hope you enjoyed this excerpt. This is my original work and the setting is urban American. My characters are of African American, Caribbean, and Hispanic descent, so this book may have a different flavor from the more traditional stories on here, so feel free to comment if there are any slang terms or phrases you don't understand.

Ethan, a dying man with only months to live, finds purpose in God’s Dream, a virtual MMORPG where he leads the legendary Mythril Hearts. When the game is set to shut down after mysterious circumstances, Ethan vows to achieve the impossible: reach Level 999, a feat no one has accomplished. With the help of his guild, he succeeds, becoming the first and only player to reach the pinnacle of power. On the final night, Ethan faces Ecliptar, The Twilight Dragon, a Transcendent boss no one has defeated. In a fierce battle, Ethan emerges victorious, but as the dragon falls, it speaks: “Give glory to my meaningless existence...” Ethan awakens on Xander, a vast and magical continent where power is scarce and the strongest humans barely reach Level 49. His body is whole, but his strength is reset. Now a Level 1 Twilight Archon Sovereign, Ethan must navigate a land of warring factions, ancient secrets, and untold dangers. Armed with his instincts and his illness free body and Ecliptar’s mysterious gift, he sets out to reclaim his power and rise to seeks to rise to more heights. As Ethan explores Xander, with every challenge, he grows stronger, unlocking the potential of his new class and forging his own path in a world where power is everything., Twilight Archon Supreme is a tale of resilience, redemption, and the unyielding pursuit of greatness, where one man’s journey redefines what it means to leave a legacy—even in the face of oblivion.

A centuries-old vampire-elf war rages until one elf uncovers the Aelor, a compassionate and determined elven mage, seeks to heal his fractured world from the shadows of corruption and prejudice. Amid political intrigue and a growing threat of dark forces, he forms an unlikely bond with Kaelen, a vampire who challenges everything Aelor was taught to fear. As tensions rise between humans, elves, and vampires, Aelor must confront his ideals and fight for unity, love, and a future where all can coexist in peace.

Perburuan para twilight yang bersembunyi sebab menentang pemerintah negara memporak-porandakan klan twilight yang tersisa. Empat twilight yang baru kembali setelah berlatih sihir seharian dibuat emosi ketika melihat semua teman-temannya hilang dari tempat persembunyian mereka. Satu-satunya barang bukti selain peluru dan granat tangan hanyalah sebuah syal merah maroon yang tergeletak di atas bongkahan bangunan yang telah roboh. Lalu, siapa pemilik syal itu? Apa hubungan antara pemilik syal dengan perburuan twilight? Dan Apakah ke-empat twilight itu berhasil membawa pulang teman-temannya? Atau malah menjadi tumbal tambahan para militer negara? Nikmati keseruan petualangan mereka disini! Sstt, shut up and don't spoiler!

1990 year. Evil Empire is living its last months.

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

In modern-day Sweden, Leo and Emily, eternally 18, twin cannibals with red eyes and long white hair, conceal their dark secret. Leo, 6 feet tall with a muscular build, prefers girls, while 5.5 feet tall Emily targets men. Their bond transcends hunger: if one dies, they regrow from the other's body, feeling hunger again. Emily, deeply in love with Leo, finds solace in his presence. They evade detection by changing states every 4 years, haunted by the memory of devouring their parents at 7. Their journey is a dance of darkness and devotion, forever intertwined.

THIS IS A FANFIC.Boy reincarnates in twilight as a ghoul, decides to make some changes . twilight belongs to Stephenie Meyer. Tokyo ghoul belongs to Sui Ishida and the dragon belongs to Blue-Deep. I just made up some stuff CURRENTLY ON HOLD, BECAUSE I'M OUT OF CREATIVE JUICE.

Miki Kaye has three loyal friends and two supportive parents... until she falls for a boy