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Bro! You wouldn’t believe this! Everything was normal. Me and my bros doing some mining for mana gems for that old sockethole, Somanda like we always do all day, everyday. Me, Fractures, Bonet, Mono-socket, Broadbone and the gang. Then from nowhere, that ungrateful sockethole, Somanda tries to END me! Can you believe that?! I mean, I have told some questionable stories about him caressing my skull affectionately and deeming me his prized undead, but no need to axe a skeleton for something like that, right? RIGHT?! I managed to escape through one of the most convenient and contrived get-aways in all of undead history, even managing to pull a bony one on the Lich bastard by stealing two of his seemingly important possessions which I find out later to be better than I thought they’d be! From there it’s a just a SPIRAL of boneshit left and right! I can’t catch a break! What’s with this atrocious luck, bro?! A voice speaks to me about how I have qualified for something about a something that’s supposedly something’s something! Then I find myself in a new world that reeks of life and gives my bones a disgusted rattle. Powerful beasts and men are at every turn, all lining up to be a huge pain in my PELVIS! GAAAAH! Jeez this is happening too fast! However, even while I’m in the thick of this, the one saving grace is that I got something worth while! A new path of power! I can NOT be an undead! I can be something better than both the Living and the Dead! Immune to the antics from both sides. Well... most of them! I’m no longer on the path for Undeath! Only Lifelessness awaits me! I’m the one who transcends reality in this tale! I am... SKULLIUS! And I’m not an UNDEAD! ...... [Author’s Answers To Popular Readers’ Questions] Q: (IHateArjuun77) -Hey author, is your book trash?- A: (Author) -Haha, screw you dear reader. The answer is NO. The story has elements of comedy, action, magic, adventure and Brutality. Like it gets really dark sometimes. There’s a comprehensive story with characters that I tried my damndest to NOT make generic on top of a cool power system that’s for the most part easy to understand. So its not trash. Q: (IFreakingHateArjuun56) -Hey author why is your first volume so slow paced and... trash?- A: (Author) -Haha. It’s how I designed the First Volume to be. It’s a fun setup that doesn’t focus on many things other than the MC’s mentality, powers and route of progression. The next volumes are normal paced, focusing on the world, the villains and general expansion but all while still retaining the book theme and fun experience- Q: (ShadeIsAPervert001) -Hey author, I instinctively sense that I’ll hate this book, when should I drop? A: (Author) -Is this the same reader?! Anyway, I’ll give a range. Read a minimum of the first 20 chapters to a max of up to chapter 44 before you decide on anything too rash. I’ll hunt down this reader! --- Discord: [ https://discord.gg/8hcraTjzE9 ]

In the Kingdom of Orlos, only those who have any kind of talent will receive fortune and glory. In a competitive society, only those considered strong would survive, but their strength will be determined by the star that shines on their birthday. The archdukedom of Felnatus has four heirs, all born into wonderful and auspicious stars, but one hidden heir is treated like a lowborn in the family.

"Ah... I think I'm dying." Caiden's final breath escaped him, slumped against the cold, unyielding ground, his lifeblood pooling like the depths of his regret. This damned life. This damned story. And freaking Lorian. The continent's golden hero. The protagonist. Caiden, once an ordinary man from Earth, now finds himself on Gaia, a world where battles are fought with steel and sorcery. Side by side with Lorian, the hero of the land, Caiden forges bonds, wins battles, and faces impossible odds. But beneath the surface of camaraderie lies a festering pit of envy and despair. Then, betrayal. Caiden turns against Lorian, and it all comes crashing down. "Shit..." As the darkness swallows him, he braces for eternal silence—only to wake up. Back where it all began. "... F*ck. Not again." Now Caiden must navigate his second chance, battling Yokai, rewriting his story, and trying really hard not to betray Lorian again. But when you’re the side character in someone else’s epic tale, the odds are never in your favor.

When Fang Yuan found himself reincarnated into a world that was filled with martial artists, evil spirits and strange people that were able to possess extraordinary power, he had to admit that he was a little panicked. Just when he felt that he would have to spend the rest of his life as an ordinary person, a system prompt flashed in front of his eyes. [System has been activated...] .... Many years later, Fang Yuan looked at the enemies that surrounded him and felt embarrassed. "I swear! I'm not an Outer God!", he couldn't help but say. Staring at the bloody throne that Fang Yuan was sitting in, the pile of corpses at his feet and the red tentacles that were poking out of his body, his enemies were rendered speechless. Tags: Horror, Dark, System, Anti-hero, Overpowered Protagonist, Mystery

In the slums of Tunisia, survival isn’t just a struggle—it’s a war. Ayman knows this better than most. With no education, no connections, and a family barely scraping by, his life has been one of sacrifice and silent desperation. When a mysterious offer to become a hitman lands at his feet, it’s not just a job—it’s a lifeline. But it’s a lifeline wrapped in thorns. This isn’t the glamorous world of international assassins. Guns are scarce, and mistakes are deadly. Every hit comes with its own risks, and Ayman must navigate a landscape where every wrong move could cost him his life. Yet, it’s not the act of killing that weighs the heaviest on him—it’s the emotional scars it leaves behind. As Ayman descends into this brutal underworld, the story reveals more than just his targets. It explores the human condition, the moral lines we cross to survive, and the unexpected beauty and violence of a country often misunderstood. Tunisia’s harsh realities are painted alongside its breathtaking complexities, and Ayman’s journey is one of contradictions: love and hate, guilt and ambition, despair and hope. But as the hits grow darker, the question arises: How much of himself will Ayman lose to save the ones he loves? And when the blood dries, will there be anything left of the boy who once dreamed of a better life? This is more than a hitman’s tale—it’s a raw, unflinching look at humanity’s darkest corners. With realism at its core and emotions that cut deep, I’m Hitman is an emotional, thrilling, and deeply human story that will stay with you long after the final page.

Arthur dies and is reincarnated as a spider in a dungeon teeming with monsters. Despite his new, unsettling form, his spirit remains unbroken. He discovers that by evolving, he has the potential to transform back into a human. With this hope driving him, Arthur embarks on a journey to conquer the dungeon and escape. Along the way, he encounters various monsters and other beings—some who could become allies, while others may pose a threat. As Arthur grows stronger, he uncovers secrets about the magical world and the mysterious connections that tie him to it. Determined to achieve his goal, Arthur strives to become a powerful force in this strange new magical world.

"I'm not impressed." He said and Kalina guessed the laughter in his words. "Still." She returned, trying to match his amusement and completely failing. That man had a knack for annoying her, that was for sure. ¿Why? Kalina didn't know for sure. She felt a little stupid about the discovery, but there was something else. Something attracted her to him, that was undeniable.

"I don't love you, I never will,"He said.Never in my world had I imagined this would be my fate to love and not be loved and why would I care he was a prince I was a nobody.

When Maeve Irving, a tomboyish twenty-one-year-old girl struggling with her identity, and the prospect of her future, begins to show signs of the Howling, she is visited by two men who show her the truth about the world and people she belongs to. However, as a late bloomer to the Howling, Maeve falls short in every regard other than beauty; etiquette, tradition and confidence are traits that the other aspiring Lunas have already acquired, and they make sure she feels her inadequacies at every turn. The life of an aspiring Luna is treacherous. In a mere week, Maeve has to contend against other werewolves in a contest that will decide the fate of werewolves in Glendale, as well as her friends. The price for a loss, is very steep, and for Maeve, it may as well be death. --- Disclaimer: The locations noted in the novel are not based in the real world. Additionally, all lore in the book is tailored towards this story, and no other. Thus, please be sure NOT to compare it to the lore from other books. Discord: https://discord.gg/fAjMB7eFDn

Life as the so cold "villainess" of the corporate world isn't easy, but I'm not apologizing for my ambition. They call me heartless, cunning or even evil, but I'm just a woman who knows what she wants. And what do I want now? The untouchable CEO and workplace tyrant, Damian Blackwood. Everyone feared his, but I have got my sights set on taming this big boss. Not for revenge, not for power, okay, maybe for a little power, but because I can. "Do you know what's dangerous about you? It's not your power, not your control. It's how irresistible you her when you try to act like you aren't wrapped around my little finger." Cassandra said with a teasing smirk while tracing a finger down his chest. Damien grabbed her wrist gently but firmly, pulling her close, he wrapped his arms around her tiny waist . "Wrapped around your finger? Keep telling yourself that. The only reason I let you get away with this is because watching you try to dominate me is....... adorable." Let's see if the "big boss" is ready to be wrapped around my little finger.

"Multiple Personalities" + "Urban Cultivation" I have multiple personalities, each with its own set of god-tier martial arts techniques and unique talents. What's more, I can cultivate together with all my personalities, unlocking countless skills and abilities, making me a living anomaly in an alternate world. I cleanse the city of poisonous beast traffickers and defend humanity against relentless beast hordes. But behind it all, there’s a dark secret lurking, a shadow so immense it sends chills down my spine... Each major turning point in my journey is accompanied by original background music, intensifying the experience and adding a unique flavor to the story.

In a world ravaged by the Void—a malevolent force born from a fallen star that corrupts all it touches—humanity teeters on the edge of collapse. The once-great noble family of the protagonist has fallen into ruin, their prestige as earth mages shattered by the death of their patriarch and the relentless spread of the Void. While his mother struggles to hold their barony together and his elder siblings shoulder the family’s responsibilities, the protagonist is overshadowed, seen as just another "background character" in a world spiraling into chaos. But everything changes when he discovers an ancient, forgotten tome infused with the power of a god named Truth Seeker.

'I'm tired of everything ha, no one cares anyway'. She said to herself as she inched towards the edge of the roof. 'If I survive this, I'm coming for everyone of you'. A grin spread across her pale but beautiful lips as she leaped off the rooftop edge. Everything went cold.

Mize was ready for anything when he got dropped into a brand-new world—anything except *this*. Instead of a system that grants him epic powers or insane combat skills, he gets one that demands he turn into a goddess. Yeah, you heard that right—a *goddess*. The system’s got quests, points, and upgrades, but there's a catch: the better he cross-dresses, the more beautiful he becomes. But what's the point of being beautiful!??? "Well... the host can seduce a powerful child of destiny to protect the host" "Oh..." "... " "that makes sense?" So now, Mize is stuck leveling up his looks, completing absurd quests, and attracting strong protectors who have no idea about his true identity. What could go wrong? In a world full of chaos and danger, Mize's beauty might just be his deadliest weapon. All he has to do is master the art of deception and keep up the goddess act... easy, right? "W-wait... why are you taking off your pants?!"

mati di usia muda, Claudine Van Hardley merasa tidak percaya atas apa yang dia lalui setelah dia terkapar di tengah-tengah hutan dengan gaun putih yang sederhana, tapi ini bukan tentang gaunnya melainkan ini tentang dirinya kembali ketika dia berusia 13 tahun. lintasan masalalu setelah apa yang dia perbuat menjadi landasan bahwa claudine harus mengubah nasibnya di kehidupan kali ini, dia ingin menjadi dirinya sendiri tanpa terperangkap di dalam sangkar. Duke Herlednt, penguasa di wilayah Gravis yang tampan, dia menyukai sangkar dengan kenari di dalamnya—juga seseorang. Duke Herlendt tidak menyukai Claudine bahkan seperti dia membencinya, tetapi di kehidupan yang claudine jalani Duke Herlendt merasa tertarik, dia tertarik pada sikap gadis itu di kehidupan kali ini, Duke Herlendt ingin claudine seperti kenari—di dalam sangkar indahnya. Duke Herlendt ingin membuat claudine menangis karenanya, dia suka hal memohon dan menyedihkan terutama saat berlutut padanya. (PERINGATAN BESAR!! Novel ini mengandung banyak adegan Kekerasan, Pelecehan terhadap anak kecil, Penyalahgunaan zat. dimohon untuk tidak menganggap cerita ini ke dunia nyata.)

WSA 2024 entry novel Synopsis Getting Reincarnated as the Biblical Devil isn't something our protagonist ever thought was possible. He was a firm believer and knew how powerful God and the Angels were, they are existence that are not to be thrived with especially God. But here he was as the Archangel Samael, the left hand of God or the poison of God casted from Heaven to hell for rebelling against his Father, God. "what is the meaning of this, is this God's doing" our protagonist wondered as he knew very well that there is no way that the Almighty would not know something about this. So he decided to wait a little while to see what would happen to him but something else happened, what he had expected did not happened, so he has to take in the fact that he is now the new Devil, the Lord of Hell, Lucifer Bloody Morningstar. check out my other works. The Omnipotent System My Infinite System

Life is unfair. That's something I figured out when I was young. It's not just life but the world itself is unfair. I was an orphan who joined a game design company trying to survive. But I was fired when the owner's son wanted the damn job. Thankfully I had backup plans. However, all those were thrown out the window when I was thrust into the world of one of the stories I created. My first story. And honestly, I felt...happy. This was a place where I could take advantage of everything! I could live a peaceful yet rich life! All I had to do was follow the story. There was one problem though. I was an extra. And to add to that I had no memory of who I was. ___________ Ok so just a little disclaimer this is obviously based on The Author's POV but I did also base it mostly on ORV as well as IOAMI

In Heroes of Cartea, the Gods send seven deadly trials to test humanity, unleashing dark beasts and dungeons born from black mana. The Hero, driven mad after killing the woman he loved—only to discover she was a demon's puppet—spirals into despair. Emilia, a seasoned gamer, wakes up in this brutal world, inhabiting the body of a noble at the Academy, one of 13 Saintess candidates. No matter the path she takes, she's doomed to die—whether as a villainess, a tragic side character, or a mere extra. Each time she reveals a piece of the future, her body weakens, yet death never claims her. Adelaide, the female lead and Emilia's adopted sister, becomes the center of rumors, accusing Emilia of jealousy and cruelty. Raphael, their half-brother, begins to turn against Adelaide in disgust. He once never harmed her, but now he looks at her as a "disgusting monster." Meanwhile, the true male lead—Adelaide's former fiancé and the Hero, Noah Denovian—clings desperately to Emilia’s fate. Falling to his knees, he pleads, "I’ll destroy everything—humans, all of it—just don’t leave me." All Emilia wants is to survive, prevent the Great War, and find her way back home. But with the story unraveling, can she escape her fate?

[ UNTUK 21+ BOCIL DILARANG BACA! ] [ CERITA INI HANYA FIKSI DAN IDE ORISINIL DARI PENULIS. JIKA ADA KESAMAAN TOKOH, TEMPAT, KEJADIAN ATAU CERITA, ITU ADALAH KEBETULAN SEMATA DAN TIDAK ADA UNSUR KESENGAJAAN ] [ KISAH INI TERDAPAT UNSUR KEKERASAN DAN PEMBUNUHAN. DILARANG KERAS UNTUK DITIRU! ] Berawal dari membunuh, Rio melanjutkan hidupnya menjadi seorang kanibal yang ditakuti semua orang. Bahkan namanya kini begitu dikenal seantero Amerika Serikat. Rio Vicious, orang mengenalnya dengan sebutan itu. Setiap kali dia membunuh, pasti korbannya itu langsung dia santap untuk menjadi makanannya dan hanya menyisakan sebuah tulang belulang. Bahkan jika tidak ada waktu, dia akan menyantap korbannya itu langsung tanpa dibunuh atau dilukai sedikitpun. Seperti layaknya zombie yang kelaparan. Raynald Devil adalah sebutan untuk sang adik. Dia menjalani kriminalitas bersama sang kakak. Sama halnya dengan Rio, Ray lebih memilih memakan daging manusia. Sampai akhirnya kedua kakak beradik itu bertemu dengan seorang gadis yang ternyata seorang pembunuh juga, dia bernama Ify Killer. Gadis itu mengikuti jejak kedua kakak beradik tersebut untuk menjadi seorang kanibal yang menikmati setiap potongan daging manusia dan darah. Bagaimana perjalanan hidup ketiga pembunuh itu? Apakah mereka akan berakhir di penjara? Atau masih berkeliaran di sekitaran Amerika serikat?

The story " I'M AT YOUR SERVICE ", talks about the life of young teenager girl who is going through adolescence and writes in her diary as a way of speaking to her readers . The female protagonist takes it as her responsibility to relate with her readers and entertain them through her stories which she claims to be boring in order to brighten up their day thus defining the title " I'M AT YOUR SERVICE "

“You are like me, aren’t you? ...An Extra." “....An Extra? No…. I’m from here.” ————————————— Lami, a half-demon, had always lived a difficult life, but despite the hardships, he found happiness with his mother by his side, working together toward a shared goal. That was until a tragic day shattered their peace, destroying the very happiness he had known and pushing him to the edge. With a single purpose in mind, Lami embarked on a bloodstained journey to gain strength, the 'Will of the Omniscient' granting him glimpses of the tragic future, but unbeknownst to him, the fate of many now rested in his hands. ————————————— Join the Discord Server for character arts and more! https://discord.gg/ZAh34Axj3A Comments are well appreciated!

Oliver Queen awakens to a rebirth in a fantastical world where divine blessings dictate one's destiny and societal standing. Without any supernatural powers or sacred blessings, he stands as an outcast in a society that venerates such gifts. Refusing to be marginalized, Oliver discovers an innate talent for archery, a skill that requires precision, patience, and practice rather than magic. To secure a place in a prestigious academy and a chance at a better life, he fabricates a blessing from the Moon Goddess, claiming it grants him unerring aim. His deception gains him admission, but it also sets him on a precarious path where each day is a tightrope walk between advancement and exposure. Amidst the halls of the academy, Oliver experiences the warmth of friendship, the stirrings of first love, and the comfort of belonging, feelings he had long forsaken. However, his inability to fully embrace these connections leaves him isolated, and over time, they begin to fade away like echoes in a vast canyon. When he's unexpectedly selected to represent his class in the school's annual competition, Oliver's secret teeters on the brink of revelation. The event includes a stringent blessing verification test overseen by the formidable dean, designed specifically to unmask impostors. With the walls closing in, he contemplates drastic measures to protect his secret, even as he realizes that running away may cost him the very things he's come to value. Determined to confront his challenges head-on, Oliver embarks on a journey of self-improvement and self-discovery. He resolves to rely on his own hard-earned skills and the genuine relationships he's begun to form. Along the way, he attempts to reclaim the friendships and affections he once neglected, understanding that true strength comes not from divine blessings but from within.

In a marriage of convenience, Nathan, after a night of drinking, has an affair with Ava, leading to her ectopic pregnancy. Before the surgery, Ava calls Nathan, who is preoccupied with his mistress and neglects Ava, even going as far as to accuse her of having an affair and carrying another man's child after the surgery... As their one-year contractual marriage comes to an end, Nathan realizes his feelings for Ava. But Ava is not willing to play along anymore! Excerpt： "I am Nathan Ford's girlfriend, loved by him, as everyone knows. And you... you're just a title holder, soon to be thrown out. By then, you'll lose all your dignity... no, you've already lost it. I bet your deceased mother would turn in her grave if she knew what you've become." Hearing Iris Hart's sharp and biting words, Ava Sterling initially didn't want to stoop to her level. However, the mention of her late mother crossed a line. A crisp slap echoed before Iris Hart could even react, leaving five bright red marks on her face. "Ah—Ava Sterling—you lowlife, how dare you hit me..." Iris Hart realized she had been slapped and reached out to retaliate, but Ava Sterling was prepared and caught her hand easily. "Listen, Iris Hart, if I'm the joke, what does that make you? You're also a joke. At least I'm Nathan Ford's wife by law! You! Iris Hart, are nothing but a mistress scorned by everyone. Every wealthy man may stray, but a hotel is just a hotel, and home is home. There can be many dishes, but there's only one bowl of rice."

Fang Ming isn’t a Taoist—at least, not in the traditional sense. Raised by a mysterious master in a remote village, he possesses knowledge of ancient metaphysics, face reading, and mystical arts. Armed with these skills and the teachings of his late mentor, Fang Ming embarks on a journey that bridges the worlds of the supernatural and modern society. His path leads him to Shanghai, where his unconventional appearance and cryptic warnings set him apart in a bustling city that thrives on skepticism. When a chance encounter on the subway allows him to save Jiang Yingying, a spirited young woman, from an ominous fate, their lives become intertwined in unexpected ways. Fang Ming’s journey takes him deeper into the city’s web of wealth, power, and hidden secrets, as he fulfills promises made by his late master. When he arrives at the opulent villa of the Liang family to deliver a protective charm, he discovers the weight of past obligations and the challenges of navigating a world ruled by ambition and doubt. Blending ancient wisdom with modern dilemmas, The Super Wizard explores themes of destiny, belief, and the clash between tradition and progress. In a world where the mystical is often dismissed, can Fang Ming prove the value of his skills while staying true to the principles of his master? And as he uncovers deeper conspiracies and unexpected allies, will his journey reveal not only the power of his abilities but also the truth of who he really is?

Leaving the room she went to Oliver study room and knock, after hearing an answer she pushed the door open and walked in after sitting down where she sat before she took a book and pen and wanted to write her complains and ask to borrow his pyjamas Yes! it's correct she wants to borrow her fiancé pjyamas The one she just met today The day her parents died She's vexing for pjyamas But before she can start writing Oliver spoke ''It's good your here what we arranged on before can't work the old man disagreed and said that we have get married this month, that should be enough time to mourn'' Ella is left speechless What the FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She already has a problem with the way they arrange clothes for her now she has a problem with the way they want to arrange her relationship What has she done to the people in these house No! No! She has to fix these ''What if i don't agree to the arrangement'' Ella wrote Oliver looked at her like a fool ''Do you have a choice'' Ella is speechless, ok he is getting back at her for what she did to him It's cool It's cool Oliver watched her frustrated look and he must say the girl looks cute even when she looks like she wants to murder someone but he touched his face he is starting to doubt his charm infront of her Why doesn't she want to marry him If she does she can have a lot of money that she can't even finish spending even after living 5 lives, a status that will make no one dare to bully her, she can look down on everyone and he can help her save the williams empire before those shareholder take it away from her family and it's not like he is ugly Listing all these how would she not want to marry him He came back to the present when he felt a cold gaze on him, turning to see Ella looking at him with a murderous eyes he raised his eyebrow not at all pressured by the pressure she is giving ''Tomorrow we will be staying with the family only in the morning and then go to my penthouse in the afternoon so if you can convince the old man before we leave then we will go with your original arrangement, now go and think of how to convince him cuz his mind is dead set on us marrying and pointers it's the old man that made sure i bring you home ''

Alexander Frederick, a normal highschool guy trying to work with life. and after a painful twist he lost his closest friend to a secret organisation called "Selflaw" he lost control completely and wiped out the entire "selflaw", an antimilitary organisation feared even by the mighty captains of the four main military branches: the eastern branch "fang regiment" the western branch "falcon regiment", the northern branch "Beast regiment" which is the most feared their captain is said to possess unrivaled physical strength and and he's also feared because of his beastly ways in the battlefield. and finally the southern branch: fox regiment known for their tactical ways of attaining victory. all that doesn't matter to him as he's uninterested in power struggles, he's born with an unusual strength and can beat a captain if he gets serious. the worst part is when he got blamed for his companion's murder, which increased his ruthless slaughtering of the "selflaw" organisation, and it's allies. after a satisfying vergence he acknowledged her love Even though it's late he ended his life wishing things had went differently... Surprisingly Waking up to total darkness without a body before trying to make sense of anything, A voice resounded in total nothingness, for a second he thought it was a judgement passed by God but it was far too deep to belong to a holy being like God. after what felt like eternity he saw light again and found himself in an unfamiliar environment. "What's going on?, I feel so fussy" he said rubbing his forehead in confusion.