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In "Kuraiko: Legacy of the Children of Darkness" folgt ihr der Reise von Amelia Violetta Redmond, einer Prinzessin aus einem einst blühenden Königreich, welches durch die Hand einer dunklen Bedrohung dem Untergang entgegensteht. Nachdem sie auf unerklärliche Weise auf einer Reise in ein fremdes Reich aufwacht und von dem Verlust ihrer Familie erfuhr, ist sie von Rachsucht erfüllt und trainiert härter denn je um sich an den Personen zu rächen, welche für den Untergang ihrer Heimat verantwortlich sind. Während ihres Trainings in einer geheimen Akademie, entdeckt Amelia den mysteriösen und introvertierten Jungen Kenshiro, welcher mehr über ihre Vergangenheit zu Wissen scheint als er vorgibt.

Around 10 million years ago, a massive battle erupted on Earth. In that battle, millions of demons, beasts, humans, and even nature itself perished. Afterward, through many twists and turns, their energies were mobilized, creating a magnificent yet deadly planet known as the 'Land of Slavery.' In this planet, where the powerful dictate and the weak must comply, where treasures and beauty allure alongside unforeseen dangers, once known as the Land of Slavery for its divine yet deadly allure, a group of students stumbles upon a secret force. Empowered by it, can they navigate the divine path? Amidst formidable hunters, can these few students uncover their true identities and vanquish their enemies? Can they rise as the strongest in a land of perilous yet potent individuals? Against fierce beasts, can these students, once mere saplings, forge infinite legends and reshape the Land of Slavery's history? Embarking on a new journey, a new legend unfolds…

Yuuji, 1st son of 2nd Lady of Aianne County in Riene Kingdom and 5th Lord of Urungan County in Oros Kingdom, was framed by the Nobles in Aianne to usurp his inheritance. Prejudicially convicted, he was marooned to a mystique island where it was believed Primordial Myths subsist—The Mystique Island of Iijor. Witness as Yuuji trudges to his impending fate!

The Book of magic has been opened. Secrets that should have remained hidden have come to the light. The darkness hidden within the small corners and shadows, comes out to show it's ugly face to those who will see it, and those who would enjoy it's company. Granted titles that symbolise their location in the spirit world, the Mages battle to the death, for the sake of obtaining Power greater than any man.

Alden wasted his first life. Bound by unseen strings, his every step followed a script he never wrote. Always trapped, yet never daring to break free—until it was too late. But death was not the end. “You’ve squandered your life once. Use that memory as a reference of what not to do.” “That’s just rude.” Summoned by Asta, the enigmatic god of adventure, Alden is granted a second chance. Bestowed the title of Adventure Apostle and tasked with a single command: live a life worth telling. But reality has its own plans. A story worth telling demands struggles worth surviving, and freedom was never free. As Alden charts his path through a strange, untamed world, whispers of unseen forces and shadowy designs follow his every step. To fight or to surrender—what does it mean to truly live when the strings of fate remain firmly out of reach? A journey of curses, gods, and the fragile threads of choice begins!

Living a mundane and unremarkable life, Damien Knox had never truly felt alive. His days passed in monotony, each one indistinguishable from the last, always leaving him with a sense of emptiness, as if something vital was missing. But then, on an extraordinary day, everything changed—for Damien and all of mankind. This event would upend the world as he knew it, and for the first time in ages, Damien felt a spark within himself—a feeling of being truly alive.

In a world where an unknown source of power emerges, people begin to discover that the last thing they eat will determine their abilities. After a mysterious event occurs, an unprecedented system is unleashed, granting individuals extraordinary power by consuming specific creatures. This phenomenon soon becomes known as the "Flesh System."

Jin, a user of ki and trained by his master, Roshio until a war broke out and his master died due to sacrificing himself to save Jin. Jin who was in tears vowed to get revenge of the bastards who had started this and killed his master, and his clan members. Being the only survivor of the Bone Structure Palace, The master had handed Jin a weapon to form a contract with. Offically being the master of an broken palace that no longer exists. What will he do to get his revenge? What is he willing to sacrifice for it. ------------ 1. I would like to firstly say that this is my first time writing, so don't expect everything to be perfect for a while. 2. This story is a slow/fast-paced reading. It'll have a mix of both. Some chapters will feel slower because it is, and others will feel faster because it is. 3. It does have romance in it and I wasn't sure to add cultivation because it's more like meditation and like ki gathering and things. However, after going through my thoughts, it was basically the same thing, so I just did it. 4. It's a little all over the place for I'd say the first 6–8 chapters maybe more? But It'll will slowly come together, hopefully… 5. If you do enjoy this, make sure to give it a review and ask other people to read! 6. If there are any questions at all, ask in the comments, and I'll be answering questions every 10 chapters. 7. So update to the list above ^ Romance has been removed due to it taking the first slot and having it show up primarily (I think primarily) as romance and not showing the others before you click on the actual book. It'll still have romance, so don't worry. Nothing will change 8. I would also like to clarify that this is an original work by me, and the clothes i decided to use for the characters, "hanfu" mainly, I do not mean any disrespect to anyone by using it as a novel that is made within america if anyone thought anything like that. I'm simply doing it because i like the design and i think they look extremely cool and also beautiful to me. So again i don't mean any disrespect if im wording any of it wrong. I just really like them.

This Story Will Followed Two Protagonist Called Shina, Kina And Hitoshi, Choga That Will Be Discovered Furthurer Into The Kama School Highschooler, And Other Places. They Will Be Finding An Puzzle Trought Out Their Advanture, Romance, And Funny Story, Dont Worry The Horror Element Is Still There, The Quoted here. "Trust On Yourself And You will be People or Someone You wanted" There will Be More Book In Future That Lored into The Story, The Story Will Be Continuesly And Even Chained To Other So You will Be Know What Happening in The Story. So Stay Tune in My Novel, I Will aplouded it Full Chapter. -Author: Kurnaun -illustrator: Navilhivil

I wrote these sonnets, poems, and quotes; in the darkest hours of my life and I hope some of you could relate. I write with all the love and joy I have for writing, just because I don't publish anything doesn't I still don't write behind closed doors.

A brave hero and a Saint of the Immortal Flames join forces to face the most powerful being in the universe, the Celestial Emperor. However, all they manage to do is separate a piece of his divine artifact, the book Tales of the Creation of Heavens and Earth. Unexpectedly, Tristan, a kid who has been locked up in a dungeon for two years by his stepmother, ends up receiving a fragment of this book. Unfortunately, he realizes that this alone is not enough to change his situation. Nevertheless, it rekindles the flame in his heart and motivates him to stay alive to seek revenge and find out what happened to his mother. And perhaps, thus began his ascension in this hellish world. What to Expect: - Weak to Strong to Op - Big fantasy world, many regions to explore with different cultures and characteristics - A good romance - Very interesting magical system - Creative enemies with nice backstory: magical, mystical and divine (eventually) _____________ Discord Server: Join if you want to see some pictures of the characters or just talk about the book. https://discord.gg/q9EQuZfYeZ

Beneath the Pacific Ocean lies a wise and ancient race of merfolk. According to tradition, when a mermaid reaches the age of 18, she must leave home to embark on a journey of self-discovery, seeking a creature whose wisdom will help her evolve. At 18, Seraphina, a dreamer with an insatiable curiosity, begins her journey. Guided by the unassuming mermaid detective, Kenny, she embarks on an adventure through the depths of the sea, uncovering fragments of her mysterious past. As her dreams and broken memories intertwine, Seraphina begins to unravel secrets about herself that were long buried. However, as the truth begins to surface, a vast conspiracy quietly takes shape, threatening to engulf Seraphina and all she holds dear. In her quest for self-understanding and the truth, Seraphina must confront not only the shadows of her past but also the dark forces lurking beneath the waves.

What are the pros and the cons of regressing back in time? Pros: Certainly, sure, you have a second chance. Another opportunity to fight for survival, to somehow win against the damned pest invaders, and to save the ones that you couldn’t before. But cons: It’s just impossible. Why even bother? The twin, Azia and Cyril Belmont have two completely different opinions on this matter. For Azia, this whole thing is a miracle. It isn’t just a second life for her, but for everyone on earth to once again fight for their survival. And this time, she will win. She will make sure of it. What kind of idiot would turn this down? As for Cyril, he just wonders why the fuck is he even here. How the hell is he supposed to change anything that would stop the earth from crumbling away? What? Is randomly turning left instead of going right on a sunny day would somehow miraculously stop the damn sky from tearing apart?? And who the fuck is responsible for this!? They certainly don’t have any answers. *** Author note: This story has two protagonists and will be told from both point-of-views, so the first few chapters might be a little long and rocky as some information might be repeated. But I promise it’s not going to be much, just give me some time to sort out the writing style and world’s building. Later on, they will embark on two different journeys that will make this writing approach more smooth and convenient, maybe, probably. Also, I’m very new to writing so please feel free to comment and help out this author-nim out. That’s all, enjoy the read!

Shadows of Blood Valley" weaves a tale of intrigue and mystique. Haizen and Nova, two brothers bound by blood and burdened by their past, find themselves thrust into a world of darkness and deceit. As they navigate the treacherous landscape of Blood Valley, they uncover a web of secrets that threatens to unravel the fabric of reality itself. From hidden enclaves of sorcery to forgotten ruins steeped in legend, every step they take leads them deeper into the heart of darkness. SOBV I will be posting this story on RoyalRoad too

This story contains Elemental magic and mysteries to come! Updates 1 chapter a day —There was a shout, and I turned to see we were surrounded by a couple dozen men dressed fully in black. “Who are you!?” Clay called to them. I pushed forward till I was standing beside him. “We are the shadows..” I stared at them. “We have come for our revenue!” The man who was speaking had a voice that was airy, almost like he wasn’t real. “We have done nothing to you!” I called out. “Have you not?“ there as an echo of high pitched chuckles. “You dirt, stole our master and brought him into this world before you killed his father.” I was lost. I couldn't tell what he was even talking about. “What master? What is his name?” I asked in a loud voice, fighting to make it sound strong. “Leonurus! He is a master of shadows, and a master of darkness.” “And how did we take him?” The man chuckled again. “You are one to talk, greedy woman, you are the one who stole him!.” He pointed at me. “What is he talking about, is he from that other world?” I shook my head. “Your cursed spells, you try to deny it!” I stepped forward away from the huddled group behind me. “I have never messed with the darkness!” He stared at me. “You are the one that took him away through birth.” It hit me and I flinched, the baby! “I don’t know where he is.” I finally said after a second. PS: There are many different POVs but only one main couple in each vol -NOT A HAREM-

The son of the God of Darkness is known for his bad temper among the gods. The father, the God of Darkness, does not like that his son behaves too freely, which casts a shadow on his reputation." The God of Darkness decides to send his son to a world that he and the other gods rule without telling the other gods. It is difficult to predict what the son of the God of Darkness will do. How would he decide to show his father that he was in charge and that he was just a jerk?

James, a brilliant scientist obsessed with the mysteries of the universe, dedicates his life to unraveling the secrets of energy manipulation. After a century of tireless research, his dreams seem to fade, leaving him disillusioned and lost. He finds solace in the world of video games, immersing himself in their intricate mechanics and the boundless possibilities of virtual worlds. This unexpected detour rekindles his passion, leading him to a profound realization: the magic he sought might be closer than he imagined. Driven by this newfound conviction, James embarks on a daring space exploration, venturing far beyond the reach of civilization. His journey takes a terrifying turn when he encounters a bizarre alien creature, a being that defies the laws of physics. The creature's presence unleashes chaos, destroying his ship and forcing him into a desperate escape pod. He finds himself hurtling toward a white hole, a cosmic singularity that promises oblivion. As he faces his inevitable demise, a wave of memories floods his mind, memories not his own. He is now a god, a deity of entertainment and gambling, a being of immense power, albeit a minor one. He has been plucked from the void, a remnant of a forgotten god, his essence fused with James's soul. Now, stranded in a strange new world, James must grapple with his newfound divinity. He is a god of games, a master of illusion and creation, but he is also a mortal man, burdened with the weight of his past and the uncertainty of his future. He must navigate the treacherous landscape of this new universe, where gods clash, mortals struggle, and the lines between reality and fantasy blur. His journey will be a testament to the transformative power of dreams, the enduring allure of magic, and the unexpected paths that life can take.

Lucian Fulgur, a young mage and newly appointed professor at the Oasis School of Sorcery, boards the luxurious Oasis Express, seeking solace and understanding in his late grandfather Balthazar's unfinished magical research. His tranquil journey is abruptly interrupted when a bloodied, enigmatic woman bursts into his compartment, pursued by a dark and malevolent force. As Lucian is drawn into her dangerous world of secrets and assassins, he must confront the shadows of his own past and the cryptic connection he feels with her.

Tales of Gods: Shards of Dominion is an epic fantasy tale set in a cosmos created by 20 gods who once ruled with harmony, shaping the stars, planets, and life forms with joy. Their greatest creation, the people-ten unique races made in their image-thrived under their divine influence. But one god, dark and ambitious, grew discontent and devised a plan to shatter the balance. Seducing nine other gods, they became the Liberators, seeking dominion and ushering in an age of conflict. The war between the Liberators and the Nurturing Gods raged for 500 years, leaving the world in ruins. Exhausted, the gods fell into a deep sleep, bound by the toll of their battles. Before slumber claimed them, the Nurturing Gods bestowed blessings upon five races, instilling gifts of strength, wisdom, and resilience. The Liberators did the same for their chosen people, fostering ambition, cunning, and power. Centuries later, a young hero, driven by prophecy and an unwavering sense of justice, rises from among the people to seek the Echoes-ancient artifacts said to hold the essence of the gods' powers. Alongside allies, including a silver-haired warrior with unmatched resolve, he embarks on a journey that uncovers secrets of betrayal, sacrifice, and survival. As the old gods stir and the echoes of war resound, the fate of the world hangs in balance. Tales of Gods: Shards of Dominion themes of heartache, vengeance, survival, and hope into an epic tale where gods and mortals collide, destinies intertwine, and only those willing to defy fate can stand against the dark tides of history.

Hiatus!(a week) {Warning: Explicit Sexual Content, Harem, Dark Themes, and Ruthless Protagonist} Betrayed by those closest to him, Voldrak—the most formidable Outer Immortal—has fallen from grace, cast down to the desolate Base Realm. Now stripped of his power, freedom, and wealth, he awakens as a slave in a harsh world where only the strong survive. Reduced to a shadow of his former self, he is left with two remnants of his past: a faint trace of dark energy and a cursed Dual-Cultivation System he despises. Faced with a grim fate, Voldrak is forced to wield the forbidden power he loathes. Staring at the first notification from the system and the woman at his feet, he makes a chilling decision. “I will use you,” he growls, expecting resistance. But the woman, driven by her own desire for power, meets his gaze with equal resolve. “Then use me,” she whispers, eager for any chance to seek her own revenge. With vengeance as his guide, Voldrak begins a dark, perilous journey to reclaim his place in the Immortal Realm. …until one of his wives falls in a brutal battle, and Voldrak realizes the bitter truth: the cursed system wasn’t aiding him—but simply waiting to take control of his body. Enraged, he sacrifices his closest allies, shattering the chains of the cursed system. In doing so, he uncovers the truth of his erased memories and his hidden identity: the Supreme Ruler of the Superior Immortals, betrayed and cast aside in a cruel conspiracy. Reborn in blood and fury, Voldrak makes a pact with a demonic entity, sacrificing his mortal body for a chance at true rebirth. With his soul blackened beyond repair, he sets out on a new path, one paved in blood, vengeance, and unrelenting conquest. [Minion Subjugation System Activated] [Stella—Sixth Rank Soldier Defeated. Choose Action: Absorb Her Power, Convert Her to a Minion, or Add Her to Your Harem.] With each victory, his power grows, as he conquers new and brazen enemies. The three Superior Immortals, fearing his resurgence, scramble to halt his ascent. #Reasd ast your owsn perils!

Rin, a demon, finds himself trapped in the Human Plane. He had fled the Demon Plane after being gravely injured by a god of the Heavenly Realm and flees to the Human Plane to recover. In the Human Plane there is relative peace. Demons and spirits still lurk, but are generally undetected by regular humans. As Rin recovers, he tries to maintain a normal human life in this strange world and even makes a few friends. However, his past eventually catches up with him as struggles with his identity, feelings and unresolved conflict with the Heaven Realm. King Constantine is a Heavenly god that rules over the Heaven Realm and begins to take note of this rouge demon who has appeared in the Human Plane. Together the Heavenly Realm, Human Plane and Demon Plane are in a vicious cycle. A story of gods, demons, and humans collide in this dark and twisted tale of love, betrayal and fate.

gods gave all their powers to a human who is sent to another planet

Shadows of Destiny: A Legacy of Light is an enchanting tale of love, sacrifice, and self-discovery. Set in a world where magic and supernatural beings coexist, the story follows Jenny, a young woman who embarks on a journey of unraveling her true identity and embracing her extraordinary powers. When Jenny's life takes an unexpected turn after the mysterious disappearance of her guardian, Edward, she discovers that she is not an ordinary human but the daughter of a powerful witch and a vampire. Determined to bring Edward back, Jenny delves into the depths of her magical heritage, honing her skills and discovering hidden truths about herself. Guided by love and fueled by her newfound powers, Jenny faces formidable challenges and battles formidable adversaries. Along the way, she forges alliances with extraordinary beings, including James, her devoted lover, and Ahona, a mysterious friend with magical abilities. As Jenny uncovers the secrets of her past, she realizes that her journey is intertwined with a larger destiny. The forces of darkness threaten to engulf the world, and it is up to Jenny to harness her inner strength and confront the ultimate evil that seeks to dominate everything she holds dear. Through epic battles, heart-wrenching sacrifices, and moments of profound self-discovery, Jenny embraces her legacy of light and emerges as a formidable force against the encroaching shadows. With love, friendship, and unwavering determination as her weapons, she sets out to shape her own destiny and protect the ones she loves. Shadows of Destiny: A Legacy of Light is a gripping and magical tale that explores the power of love, the strength of the human spirit, and the enduring fight against darkness. It is a story that will captivate readers and leave them eagerly awaiting the next chapter in Jenny's extraordinary journey.

After enduring a life filled with countless injustices at the hands of a merciless system, Alastor finally breaks free. But just as he begins to plot his long-awaited revenge, he finds himself thrust into a world far more perilous than he imagined—a realm shrouded in darkness, plagued by monstrous demons, where the only sanctuary lies within the hallowed walls of the Temple of Light. Alastor, sceptical to his core, scoffs at the notion of gods and blessings. Yet, without true faith, he knows survival in this treacherous land is impossible. His only solution? Brainwash himself into unwavering devotion. But Alastor’s mind proves more treacherous than any demon. The war between his rational side and his fanatically devoted persona spirals out of control, creating an inner battle as fierce as the external one. Irrational Alastor: “The God of Light is my guiding star and my life. I’ll protect his honour at any cost!” Rational Alastor: “Are you insane? The God of Light is a scumbag. Snap out of it!” Irrational Alastor: “Silence! He is pure and perfect and I won’t hear otherwise!” Rational Alastor: “Uagh! I want to kill myself.” In a world where enemies lurk both outside and within, can Alastor reclaim control of his own mind before he’s consumed by the divine madness he’s created? Or will his greatest enemy truly be himself? Alastor: You! God of light bastard, get your hands off me or else!