Funny Jokes To Impress A Girl

Here I ask these questions of you. What if you were a modern man just happily living your life, and then all of a sudden you were not? Now instead you have died and been reborn into a medieval world full of big powerful men, as a small girl without anything to your name? How would you survive? How would you cope with being just a little girl? What sort of heights could you honestly hope to reach without seemingly having any overpowered cheats or systems or super powers to help you, just some advanced knowledge from your past and maybe something else? Well come and find out how a man named Bruce, a former undercover police officer tries to deal with this exact situation and his/her constantly developing body, developing meaning getting her first menstrual cycle at some point, which will lead to bleeding monthly from her private spot and other fun stuff and later she/he will begin slowly gaining more and more womanly curves and such things, you know woman stuff. Plus it happens in a Fantasy medieval world, on a large mostly unexplored island named Albion which is basically just England but not really much at all. ___________ Warning: The MC is not going to deal with all the challenges before him/her so well, and is most definitely not a genius or anything crazy at the start. So be prepared for some misunderstandings and a sort of Roller Coaster of comedy and drama as MC tries to find her/his place within this new world, create home of his/her own, maybe become wealthy, maybe change something in the world, maybe lead some people to glory or even try and change the entire world or even the Galaxy at large. Note: This is me trying to rewrite my other work with the same name. Basically after some thinking and forming this world of mine into a form that makes sense, I am goin to do this again, similar, but better.

Yumi has always lived a life of quiet daydreams, imagining herself as the bold, confident boy who’s loved by all. In her dreams, she’s free—flirty, powerful, and surrounded by handsome, captivating men. But one night, her fantasy world becomes something much darker. When Yumi wakes up in an unfamiliar, breathtaking world, she’s shocked to find that she’s no longer the shy girl she once was. Instead, she’s become a strikingly handsome young man, living in a realm of danger, magic, and twisted politics. At the center of this new life is Eliott, an adorably innocent knight-in-training who can’t seem to stay away from her—calling her “My Lord” with a mix of awe and infatuation. But things are far from simple. As Yumi explores this new world, she becomes entangled with Ren, a dangerously charming prince whose twisted nature draws her in. His cold, calculating demeanor hides a dark hunger that could either protect or destroy her. And then there’s the magician—a psychotic, mysterious figure who seems to know Yumi’s every move. His obsession with her is unsettling, his magic powerful and unpredictable. As Yumi gets closer to these men, she realizes she’s not just playing a game anymore—she’s a pawn in a world where every choice could lead to love, betrayal, or death. As sparks fly between them all and danger looms ever closer, Yumi must face the truth: this world isn’t a dream, and it’s more real—and more deadly—than she ever could have imagined. With every seductive glance and heart-stopping encounter, she’s drawn deeper into a web of dark magic, twisted desires, and secrets that could shatter everything she thought she knew about herself and the world around her. Will Yumi be able to control her fate in a world where everyone has an agenda? Or will she fall for the darkness that threatens to consume her heart? --

Arisugawa Hiroaki, a 22-year-old part-time worker, was living a dull but peaceful life. Until one day, he started chasing a mysterious white cat... When he woke up, he found himself in a completely unfamiliar world. He didn't have a smartphone, convenience stores, or any cheating skills, and he had never been in a fight or learned any martial arts. He hadn't had a girlfriend in the same number of years he had been alive. But somehow, he found himself in a parallel world where he was quite popular with non-human girls?! Will he be able to return safely to his original world? --- Name Original: 22歳フリーターの俺が異世界転移したら人外娘に懐かれてしまった件 Author: 笑われ者の鳥女 Site: https://ncode.syosetu.com

Zhao Mingyu, the crown prince of the Qin Kingdom, has lost his purpose and direction after the death of his mother. His reckless behavior earns him the title of the "foolish prince," as he spirals further into self-destructive actions. However, when two supernatural events unfold—one in his ancient timeline and another in the modern world—Zhao Mingyu finds himself facing a new, unexpected reality. As both himself and the supposed twin sisters he never knew he had, how will he navigate the challenges of his life, balancing his royal responsibilities, his grief, and the mysterious forces that now bind him to two worlds? DISCLAMER: All names, characters, places, events, and incidents depicted in this story are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. The settings and elements within this work are products of the author's imagination and are not intended to reflect or represent real-world places, people, or occurrences.. Contains Gender Bender yuri and other such elements P.s the two supernatural events don't take place at the same time

Chen Yuxin was once an ordinary university student that was bullied, obsessed with cultivation novels but trapped in a mundane life. After a tragic accident, he wakes up in the body of a young noble girl—Xiao Lian, who was abandoned for being “talentless” in cultivation. However, fate grants her a secret advantage: the Supreme Intelligence System, a sentient AI capable of analyzing techniques, optimizing training, and even predicting battle outcomes. With a weak body but an unparalleled mind, Xiao Lian must navigate the treacherous world of martial sects, royal intrigue, and ruthless cultivators. As her power grows, so does the attention of dangerous figures, including a cold and arrogant genius who finds himself captivated by her brilliance. But underneath it all, one question lingers: Was her reincarnation truly an accident, or part of a greater scheme?

“Once upon a time, a human dared to trespass into the territory of the dragon clan,” the Silver Dragon Queen narrated from a book, “A self-proclaimed dragon slayer, a master swordsman, challenged the queen of the dragon clan.” “Humans, they truly overestimate their abilities!” The dragon clan’s young princess, Xia Yi, laughed, “Mother, what happened next?” “What do you believe happened, my dear daughter?” The Silver Dragon Queen responded with a laugh. “Isn’t it obvious? The dragon slayer must have faced a humiliating defeat!”

In a world where colossal monsters rule 90% of the world's territory, Parahuman women are the only ones capable of facing them. Gregory is a newly graduated Hunter, slightly above average in talent but at the top of the scale when it comes to ambition. As monsters ravage the land, he can only rely on his Hounds to survive. That’s why he believes that rewarding and caring for his Hounds with 100% dedication is only natural. He will do whatever it takes to protect them and make them stronger, just as they protect him...

I used to be a human, but the grinch did know, he took the Christmas out of me. I pretended to be vengeful, angry, terrible, but I look Iike a pup to them. How I wish the once upon a time will end, but life must go on. So how can I.

Heartbroken after catching her boyfriend cheating with his colleague on Valentine's Day, Anya impulsively proposes to a stranger in a fit of rage. The stranger, a charming and enigmatic man, accepts her proposal without hesitation. As Anya grapples with the consequences of her impulsive decision, she discovers that her "husband" is not just a random passerby, but someone with a mysterious and powerful connection to her life. He's not just a stranger; he's her boyfriend's boss, a man known for his wealth and influence, but who has kept his true identity hidden from Anya. Now, trapped in a web of lies and deceit, Anya must navigate the treacherous waters of her unexpected marriage while uncovering the truth about her "husband" and his hidden agenda.

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e code is "Ji-hye"

A teen girl fantasies after reading a webnovel.... She fell asleep and wake up in her fantasy world.... Is she in her dream......? If not how will she return to her original world...?

Luna Lloyd, her world shattered, as she realized she was living the world of lies. Being an ordinary girl, truth was beyond her expectation. what is waiting for her in her new word? Read the story to know more...... I hope you all enjoy....

Here I ask these questions of you. What if you were a modern man just happily living your life, and then all of a sudden you were not? Now instead you have died and been reborn into a medieval world full of big powerful men, as a small girl without anything to your name? How would you survive? How would you cope with being just a little girl? What sort of heights could you honestly hope to reach without seemingly having any overpowered cheats or systems or super powers to help you, just some advanced knowledge from your past and maybe something else? Well come and find out how a man named Bruce, a former undercover police officer tries to deal with this exact situation and his/her constantly developing body, developing meaning getting her first menstrual cycle at some point, which will lead to bleeding monthly from her private spot and other fun stuff and later she/he will begin slowly gaining more and more womanly curves and such things, you know woman stuff. Plus it happens in a Fantasy medieval world, on a large mostly unexplored island named Albion which is basically just England but not really much at all. ___________ Warning: The MC is not going to deal with all the challenges before him/her so well, and is most definitely not a genius or anything crazy at the start. So be prepared for some misunderstandings and a sort of Roller Coaster of comedy and drama as MC tries to find her/his place within this new world, create home of his/her own, maybe become wealthy, maybe change something in the world, maybe lead some people to glory or even try and change the entire world or even the Galaxy at large.

Lana Kang, a high school senior, unwittingly becomes a witness to a brutal murder that shatters her world. The victim's cold-blooded demise leaves Lana with unanswered questions and a mounting desire to clear her own name. In her pursuit of truth, Lana's dearest friend, Naomi Jang, gets entangled in the web of violence, ultimately paying the ultimate price. The murder is hushed up, buried alongside Naomi's haunting suicide, leaving Lana burdened with untold secrets. Fifteen years later, Lana returns, compelled by an insatiable need to unearth the forgotten fragments of her memory surrounding Naomi's tragic end. As she unravels the past, Lana stumbles upon a sinister underworld rife with hostility and hidden agendas. To her astonishment, Lana discovers that Samuel Jin, her childhood confidant, has survived the darkness that tore their lives apart. Meanwhile, Jason Bak emerges, promising a love and protection that surpasses Samuel's. Alongside them is Jerry Chon, an enigmatic psychiatrist dedicated to untangling the nightmares haunting Lana's amnesiac mind. With each revelation, Lana grapples with her haunted past and faces a daunting choice. Can she reclaim her shattered life once the truth is laid bare? Who can she trust amidst the shifting alliances and hidden motives? In a relentless pursuit of justice, Lana confronts her deepest fears, traverses treacherous paths, and unveils the true face of evil. Her decisions will shape her destiny and ripple through the lives of those she holds dear. Brace yourself for an enthralling tale of lost innocence, seeking redemption, and the unwavering determination of a young girl fighting to reshape her own destiny.

Lin Xiaowan is the epitome of a “bad girl” archetype, known for her sweet appearance and charming demeanor that effortlessly win people over. She skillfully navigates multiple relationships, prioritizing material pleasures and external conditions while using emotional connections as a means of gaining benefits. Rarely genuine in her affections, Lin Xiaowan treats love casually and irresponsibly, constantly seeking excitement and novelty in her interactions, often leaving a trail of heartbreak without remorse. Her vibrant social life is filled with admirers, yet she never settles into a stable relationship. Despite this, her captivating charm and adept social skills make her a figure that’s both loved and loathed, leaving an unforgettable impression on those she encounters.

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

Miki Kaye has three loyal friends and two supportive parents... until she falls for a boy

Teenage life is not easy. Especially in this generation. I went through a lot, and sometimes felt alone and had no one to talk to. Writing, music and reading became my comfort zones. I know there are many out there feeling the same way. I wish for them to know that they are not alone. So by sharing something this personal, I really hope to help the teenagers out there and specifically the teenage girls out there. Know that you are special and you are a shining star. No one can switch off your light. ~Roxane Christina~

In the world of Gaia, magic is everything. If you are not a mage, sorcerer or witcher, you are only a pawn or trash. This cruel nature of Gaia intensified after the Second World Catastrophe, where almost all gods died and the blessings that they bestowed to mortals dissapeared. But one of the few exceptions existed on a human clan, that still preserved some blessings and part of their old power. Helena Fiamma was born as the heir of the Fiamma Clan, but she was the first kid in all history born with no magic! Can she survive the world's difficulties like running away from her psychopath family,assassination attempts and developing powers as she grows up? Only time will tell... ( A/N: Cape not made by me. if you are the creator of the image and want credit, please contact me on my personal profile.) ( Doesn't contain bad language, but contain some violence and abords emotional, physical and sexual abuse. Even if these types os abuses are not graphicaly depicted or heavily described, those sensible about these themes please be warned.) Published three times per week on Monday, Wednesday and Friday. Contain LGBT+ romance with some side characters, but not harems.

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!