Funny Jokes To Impress A Girl

On the first day of her transmigration into the imperial harem, Jiang Xinyu was already out of favor. Everyone said she was merely a pretty face without substance. On the second day of her transmigration into the imperial harem, Jiang Xinyu regained the emperor's favor.

Teenage life is not easy. Especially in this generation. I went through a lot, and sometimes felt alone and had no one to talk to. Writing, music and reading became my comfort zones. I know there are many out there feeling the same way. I wish for them to know that they are not alone. So by sharing something this personal, I really hope to help the teenagers out there and specifically the teenage girls out there. Know that you are special and you are a shining star. No one can switch off your light. ~Roxane Christina~

Yumi has always lived a life of quiet daydreams, imagining herself as the bold, confident boy who’s loved by all. In her dreams, she’s free—flirty, powerful, and surrounded by handsome, captivating men. But one night, her fantasy world becomes something much darker. When Yumi wakes up in an unfamiliar, breathtaking world, she’s shocked to find that she’s no longer the shy girl she once was. Instead, she’s become a strikingly handsome young man, living in a realm of danger, magic, and twisted politics. At the center of this new life is Eliott, an adorably innocent knight-in-training who can’t seem to stay away from her—calling her “My Lord” with a mix of awe and infatuation. But things are far from simple. As Yumi explores this new world, she becomes entangled with Ren, a dangerously charming prince whose twisted nature draws her in. His cold, calculating demeanor hides a dark hunger that could either protect or destroy her. And then there’s the magician—a psychotic, mysterious figure who seems to know Yumi’s every move. His obsession with her is unsettling, his magic powerful and unpredictable. As Yumi gets closer to these men, she realizes she’s not just playing a game anymore—she’s a pawn in a world where every choice could lead to love, betrayal, or death. As sparks fly between them all and danger looms ever closer, Yumi must face the truth: this world isn’t a dream, and it’s more real—and more deadly—than she ever could have imagined. With every seductive glance and heart-stopping encounter, she’s drawn deeper into a web of dark magic, twisted desires, and secrets that could shatter everything she thought she knew about herself and the world around her. Will Yumi be able to control her fate in a world where everyone has an agenda? Or will she fall for the darkness that threatens to consume her heart? --

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

What if you were a modern man who was reincarnated into a medieval world of powerful men, but you were but a small girl without anything to your name? How would you survive? How would you cope with being a woman? What sort of heights could you reach without any cheat systems or super advanced knowledge from the internet? Well come and find out how Bruce a former undercover police officer deals with this situation and his/her constantly changing body. The picture is not mine. It's AI generated and shows you what the protagonist is maybe going to look like in the future of this story.

She was abducted to a remote village, and six years later, she was almost forced to get married. At the risk of her life, she fled from the countryside back to the city. But in front of her, it was the cold-blooded parents who sent her away with their own hands, and an adopted daughter sister who was not related by blood. Faced with the pain of six years of captivity and the abandonment of her biological parents, she regained everything that belonged to her by her own hands. She seems to be a bad girl but not bad, all the way forward, just for the boy that saved her life in the first place.

"""Stroke? I can cure that. I'll just use my silver needle to release the pent-up gas inside your brain."" ""Sir, what you have isn't hypertension. Your body is just lacking certain nutrients. I'll get you some herbs."" Zhao Chen was the disciple of a Master Doctor. He decided to work as a factory doctor to repay his debt to the owner. However, he could not understand why all his female patients were a little weird. They would always take their shirts off for him to perform his diagnosis. One day, the owner, Su Qianxia, ran into the factory while being chased by debt collectors. Zhao Chen looked at the debt collectors, then at Su Qianxia, and said, "It's 20 million, right? I'll help you earn that money."

In my previous life, I died because of working overtime under the pressure of my boss. After the death, the soul to stay in the world, accidentally found that my husband and my best friend hid from me and had an affair for a long time. In this life, I was reborn one month before my sudden death, and I got a gold finger that instantly earned one million yuan if I used one yuan. This time, I will make you all pay.

Title: A Boy and A Girl Author: mischa143kelvin Genre: Travel Through Time Summary: There was a boy. There was a girl. They lived in two different worlds. They lived in two different lives. One suffers from the moment he exists. One was living in a wonderful life. Their life intertwined with each other by mercy. Will their encounter be his salvation? Will she be the one behind his redemption? Mercy joins two worlds in two different lives-a boy living in dark shadows since the day he was born, suffering until he remained to breathe, and a girl living in wonders surrounding her, basking in the beauty of life. But fate brought them together, then she is the beacon of light in his bleak existence. Friends served to balance out life's abrasiveness; love redeemed the redemption. Her friendship had become his savior while her love was the redemption of him. She made him find peace and beauty, making comfort and serenity come into his life. Through her, he mattered in reality; the pangs in his heart finally ceased. Deep inside him, however, memories resurfaced of a once-happy life torn apart by a tragic past. This boy yearned for his loving family and healing the wounds that scarred his soul. Under the brightness of this magical place, the girl gave him a chance to open his eyes and think everything would be alright. When he opened his eyes, revelation was waiting for him. His dreams and wishes were standing right before him, and the things that made him return to the warm arms of his family filled him with happiness. In the end, he finally learned that home is where the heart truly belongs. And for this boy and girl, they found a home in each other's love, a love strong enough to transcend two different worlds and bring redemption to a broken soul. Travel Through Time: The amazing journey of two souls tied together by destiny and the power of love that heals even the most depthful wounds. You are in for a ride as you get caught up in the telling of the strength that one human can have on another's life. From the Series "Travel Through Time"

making you smile is top priority, smile always.

will she archive her dreams

A ruthless business tycoon, Limuel Johansson, young and energetic,has had a lot of blind dates but all to no avail in reaching his goal to find his dream girl, almost every girl is after money.His grandfather, Old master Johansson's last wish,was for him to marry a high schoolgirl,Iris Parker, would she be his dream girl? Would she open her heart for her forced-marriage husband? Would there be a divorce? Would she be able to please him?

What will you do when you fall asleep and found yourself in a different place about which you don't know anything. Everything is very new to you. Place, people everything and now you have to survive in this place. This is the story of a psychiatrist who works hard to earn money for her family. One day she came across an old beggar who gives her a book and that night when she fall asleep she found herself in another place. Here she meets some people. Now what she is going to do to come out of this world. A lot of new things are waiting for her, the new journey which will give her trouble, new friends, enemies and some puzzles which she has to solve to save her life. Come and join the journey of Amy and her mysteries which make her meet two people in that journey who fall for her, now how she is going to handle them, let's find it out together. I will clear it first that English is not my first language so you can see mistakes in my grammar. I hope you will bear it but I promise to make it better. The cover doesn't belongs to me, I just modified it. Let's enjoy this story.

[Discontinued - But you can still read it if you want to, as it covers the entirety of the first arc with a decent ending] "What?! You want to make ice cream with the breast milk, you sucked out my breasts the other day?!" The Cow Girl with two sets of breasts, asked me in shock, while I was squeezing her chest, to fill up another canister full of fresh breast milk. "No, Luca! There's no way I'm allowing you to cook a sausage, by stuffing it up my secret place! That's too embarrassing!" The Salamander Girl, who's body was made of fire and scales, denied my small request, even though her fiery body was the perfect temperature to cook me up, a good old hotdog. "Okay, fine...I'll let you finger my gills. But do it slowly, since I'm sensitive there." The Shark Girl, who had razor sharp teeth and a long shark tail, agreed to let me have a little fun with her gill slits on her abdomen, that she used to breath when she went underwater. Do you want to know how all these crazy situations came out to be? Then read this damn novel, that transported me into this strange world full of adorable demi-girls, and find out for yourself. [Warning: This is a story made by a Degenerate, to cater towards Degenerates like myself. There will be many intense 18+ scenes, that you never could have imagined to ever exist in any form of media, in this story. So I advice people, who only enjoy the standard erotic scenes you see in every other novel, to ignore this piece of work and move on.] [And also, I highly request you to read the prologue of the story, so that you can understand what you're getting into.]

a collection of poems by a teen girl..about the reality and the sad truths about life..

Rosesnow hates being with her family because her father wants her to marry him when he is married. The only way that Rosesnow can escape is by drawing and meeting Gaston, an artist-teacher. Gaston takes Rosesnow to his home, treating her like a daughter and student. Gaston gets invited to go to the Royal Palace and is allowed to take someone with him. His family had already been at the Royal Palace, and all agreed that Rosesnow go to the Royal Palace with Gaston. However, Rosesnow uses a different name and meets King Leo Ray Rex Alfonso. Rosesnow hears that her fake father is searching for her and is apprehensive as she does not want to return to her fake home. King Leo Ray Rex Alfonso knew she was the one for him, and an adventure had begun.

Beware of the Dragon Wolf. There is a tale of supernatural beings, some gods, some demigods, others the fates themselves in the long-lost noble lineages. Then amongst the supernatural was the Scio, a people with the knowledge of all beings and the ability to live harmoniously with those of goodwill. Legend has it that one day the oldest noble lines will intertwine combining the legends of the west and the east with the legend of the Cradle of Mankind. The tale warns of the power of the dragon rising and suppressing the wolf or worse destroying the cradle of humanity. Such power and majesty are rumored to belong to the most beautiful and the strongest. But everyone knows that legends are exaggerations and tales are for putting children to sleep. Thokozani is considered a well-behaved child, disciplined and obedient to her parents. Little Miss Perfect since everyone can remember, Thokozani is the epitome of stability. Nathaniel Woodcombe is the youngest and weakest of the Woodcombe boys all known for their acts of bravery and patriotism. Their Lineage is royal from the beginning of time. The Woodcombes have suffered great losses and only Nathaniel and his nephew remain as the male descendants of supreme supernatural beings. As evil seeks to gain control of the world and leave yet another plane devastated a Fate takes a huge gamble. The fate of humanity lies in the hands of the weak, young, and naive. Will the world make it or is it doomed to the same fate of the Earths before? Will the last of the noble lines be worthy of the task or will yet another planet be plunged into darkness and despair? Or will love prevail and a new world emerge?

Plagued by misfortune from the day he was born, Michael has rarely received care or compassion from others his only love in the world were cute things and anime. One being unrealistic, the other a reminder of an innocent time which he remembers fondly, helps distract him from the hell in which he resides Follow Michael on an adventure of trial, tribulation, and humor as he takes his second try at life as a mysterious yet adorable Cat girl. (A/N: Any suggestions for edits, criticism, and grammatical corrections are greatly appreciated, but please refrain from offensive comments.)

After an expedition gone wrong, Alaya Adams is sent to another world as a cat girl!

Living life of a royalty just wasn't Astin's dream anymore. Though there used to be a time she strived to be the best queen, but not anymore. After getting betrayed, killed and reborn, she decided, 'Ah, I want to be a normal girl' and with that, she ran away. During her escapede, she worked at a cafe and met Justin and fell for him at first sight. But who knew, this delivery boy with silver hair and emerald colored eyes, Justin, was the country's prince who was just throwing a tantrum and staying away from home? These two run away royalties fall hard for each other, unaware that they were each other's arranged marriage partners. How exactly would they react when circumstances forces them to seperate from one another and once again meet at Astin's palace? Find out