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Bikini Malfunction

God Of Crafting

For five years, I've lived the life of a failure. Smashing my hands against the wooden target in hopes of entering a meditative state; a necessary step to becoming a cultivator. For five years, I've faced nothing but disappointment, looks of pity, and meager attempts at encouragement. But everything has to come to an end. An end, that for me, became a new beginning! Circuits, wires, and capacitors? Or maybe spirit powder, Spricur crystals, and Qi gathering formations? In a world where cultivation is, for most, merely a hobby and the worlds of mysticism and science are divided, I shall be the one to craft a bridge between the two! Why rely on ancient arrays to harness dense Qi? Isn't it easier to buy one of my converters, plug it into the wall, and be done with it? Is your gaming console malfunctioning, yet no tech shop can find the cause? Have you tried this the exorcising swatter 3.0? And you! Yes, you, the one whose reflection appears on the screen on your phone once you block it! Why would you buy static figurines if you can come to my shop... And get your hands on waifus that will actively flirt with you? Come all ye troubled souls, and allow this God to craft a solution to all your problems! ***Technical side of things*** Daily release: 2ch/day Sunday release: 3ch + accumulated bonus chapters from mass release goals listed below ////////////All Milestones are subject to change/////////////// For every 100 winwin unlocks: 2 bonus chapters For every 50 ps: 1 bonus chapter For every 3 reviews: 1 bonus chapter Supergifts: 3 bonus chapters Me having a good day: 1 bonus, not-mass release chapter a day on days it applies >.>
MotivatedSloth · 1M Views

REINCARNATION 101

Life is like an egg... I don't know why I said that. This world isn't at all what I thought it would be. I was ready for the butterfly effect, but not to this extent. Sure, I turned a few bad guys into good ones, but the system's idea of "fixing" the narrative? Completely idiotic. And that's why I hate the fucking system. When I find the bastard who transmigrated me, I'll kick his ass—then maybe thank him for bringing me here. Anyway, you're probably wondering why I'm yapping. Well, it's because I got reincarnated as the female lead. One minute, I'm living my normal life, heading home after work. The next, I’m the princess of an empire. Naturally, I did what any reincarnator would do—I got involved in the narrative. Oh, but then I realized, no one else really does that. Most reincarnators are born as side characters, only aiming to help the protagonist from the shadows. They claim they won’t interfere or change the story, acting all sneaky and pulling strings from behind. But let's be honest—they're stupid. I’m not like them. Since I was born as the female lead, I molded the narrative to my will. And here I am. I admit, things got a little messed up, but I wasn’t the only one who knew the future. Who knew that shitty system regressed people too? Anyway, my interference caused the system to malfunction. It broke down, unable to maintain balance, and now, thanks to me, this world is system-free. That caused a few problems since the system kept certain things in check, but who cares? The story goes on. Maybe I went a bit too far, like when I made that one-time villain a professor. But he's a good guy now, just a little broken... and maybe possessed... or maybe he did massacre a village in the original novel. But, but that didn’t happen this time because I’m here. This time, he saved a lot of people, including me, and now he’s living a happy life. All because of me. So yes, I am a great person. Honestly, this story is more about him than just me. Oh, and there’s another guy too. Yeah, he’s a joy. The side character that everyone scorned is now a protagonist alongside me and the villain-turned-professor. So, we're all rejects and outcasts. Stick around to find out what kind of crazy shit the three of us pulled off. We’re the self-made protagonists of what was supposed to be a typical tragic romance novel. Oh shit... what happened to the original protagonist and his group? I totally forgot about them. --- "Welcome to my novel! As a new writer, I'm excited to share my story with you. Please bear with me if my English isn't perfect - I'm doing my best to improve. The story is also going to be pretty slow at the start(almost till 45, but from then we go into a normal pace), but stick around if that's your taste. Update Schedule: New chapters will be posted every day except a Monday or a Wednesday. Occasionally, I might surprise you with an extra chapter on certain days. Get in Touch: If you'd like to contact me, feel free to DM me on Instagram @kaixuanblackwood. I'd love to hear from you! Thanks for reading, and I hope you enjoy my novel!"
KaixuanBlackwood · 29.6K Views

SUAMIKU KULI BANGUNAN

"Apa kamu bilang, Cia?? Kuli bangunan?? Apa Papa nggak salah dengar?? Kamu mau menikah dengannya??" "Memang apa salahnya menikah dengan kuli bangunan? Setidaknya dia tidak pernah menduakanku!" Felicia melirik ke arah adik tirinya yang tersenyum licik. "Mau dikasih makan apa kamu nanti?? Cinta??" Papa Rangga semakin meninggikan suaranya. "Makan nasilah, Pa, pakai sambel plus lalapan!! Makan cinta doang mana kenyang?!" Felicia menyahut pertanyaan sang Papa dengan ketus. Begitulah pertengkaran yang terjadi siang itu di kediaman Atmadja. Ratu Felicia yang baru saja ditendang oleh sang kekasih —karena memilih menikah dengan adik tiri Felicia— tak sengaja terlibat cinta satu malam dengan seorang kuli bangunan bernama Kaisar. Hubungan satu malam tanpa cinta dan juga kesadaran itu nyatanya telah membuahkan hasil di dalam rahim Felicia. Membuat hidup Felicia yang sempurna menjadi porak poranda. Syukurlah, Kaisar berjanji akan bertanggung jawab dan menikahi Felicia sampai anak itu lahir dan mendapatkan pengakuan sah negara. "Sadar diri sedikit! Gue dokter! Elo cuma kuli bangunan!" Felicia yang tersulut emosi tanpa sadar menghina Kaisar. "Ya, udah. Gue pergi!" "E ... tunggu!! Kalau elo pergi siapa yang jadi bapaknya?" Felicia menarik lengan Kaisar. "Cari aja sono di rumah sakit! Lo kan dokter, kali aja nemu orang yang mau jadi bapaknya!" seru Kaisar ketus. "Ihh ... kok gitu sih!! Makanya kalau punya telur jangan besar-besar kayak telur bebek, donk! Masa sekali doang langsung jadi!!" sahut Felicia. Wajah Kaisar sudah semerah kepiting rebus, memangnya waktu itu mereka lagi bikin martabak special, sampai telur bebek dibawa-bawa?! "Memangnya siapa yang minta duluan??" balas Kaisar. Jleb! Nancep banget di hati Felicia, kan' malam itu Felicia yang duluan yang minta. Kalau pas perjanjian nikah mereka saja sudah seribut ini, gimana kabar biduk rumah tangga setelah upacara pernikahan mereka, ya? Nambah kacau? Atau malah bakalan muncul benih-benih cinta? "Kok kamu enggak pernah pakai cincin kawin kita sih, Kai?! Kamu sebenernya cinta nggak sih sama aku?" ~ Ratu Felicia Atmadja. "Kamu nggak pernah pakai cincin kawin kita, Cia. Jadi aku sadar diri, aku nggak mau bikin kamu malu karena punya suami kuli bangunan kayak aku." ~ Kaisar Hero Samudera. Terus, gimana kalau ternyata ada rahasia besar di balik hidup Kaisar?? Lalu, balas dendam Felicia ke mantan pacarnya bakalan berjalan mulus enggak, ya?? — ***** — Hai, Bestie!! Othor datang dengan promosi novel othor yang baru. Ada ide tambahan enggak buat cerita ini?? Sweet, Belleame ~ Cover Milik Saya ~ Dilarang mengcopi paste novel ini dalam bentuk apa pun. Segala bentuk plagiat akan saya proses secara hukum. ~ Fiksi!! Kesamaan nama, tempat, dan kejadian adalah kebetulan semata. ~ Mature Content (21+) ~ Addiction, Drug Use, Violence, and Harsh words. Not for Kids!! ~ Seperti novel saya yang lain, genrenya dark ya. Jadi buat yang cari novel romantis dan sedikit wild, novel ini mungkin cocok. ~ WSA 2022 Happy reading … Bellecious. Hanya kisah cinta biasa, namun bisa membuatmu merasa luar biasa ^^
BELLEAME · 985.1K Views

What Is A Realistic MMORPG Isekai?! | BL

Arsol (Username: Hakkun) is your average eighteen-year-old tech nerd; he reads cliche light novels, plays video games (way too many), studies for exams, and he programs! Does he have friends? A social life, maybe? Nah, he’s an anti-social whose inner monologues revolve around how humans suck. He’s the type who blames the world for his problems: edgy, angsty, emo— thinks he’s smarter than everyone and has answers for the world’s crisis. Gotta give it to him, though, he a young talent at whatever he does. His skills for programming, gaming (FPS) as well as studying makes up for the fact that he’s an arse. So much so, that he stops going to school altogether and locks himself in his room, he’d rather be with his computer. Because Arsol is on a mission! He’s been collaborating with online strangers who are all equally gamers and computer nerds, who understand him, and who all have this idea to make this steampunk/dieselpunk game called ‘Hero of Emberstein.’ Now, Arsol won’t lie, he’s obsessed. Being one of the co-creators, he finds himself adding features and details he’d want in an MMORPG. The only thing he dislikes is the customizable character features; he never understands such a personalized activity. He prefers Gacha. After 3 years, the game is finally available for beta testing, his 7 online co-creators are all ready to click the play button. But little does Arsol know, he would for real be in the game, like in person, like ISEKAI-ed, like he could die, for real for real. What's worse is, everyone who clicked the play button for the beta test, has also been Isekaied. So like, maybe over a thousand or more? Arsol thinks it’s his fault innocent players are getting transmigrated into HIS game, because he remembers that he removed the 'EXIT' button as a harmless malfunctioning prank-- turned deadly?! Oops. Journey along with Arsol as he hides his identity as the creator, the culprit, and the administrator. And that time he finds out his 6 online friends are all here as well, but where?! Who?! UGH, THIS IS WHY HE HATES CUSTOMIZABLE CHARACTERS! ( I DO, IN FACT, OWN THE COVER )
rDec123 · 1.9K Views

[BL] Records of a Peach Blossom's Journey

Leon Wang was 19 years old. Right after graduating high school. He immediately entered the workforce. Shifting from multiple jobs with minimal pay, he struggled to afford his rent. Like any usual day, he left his apartment to go to work. Checking the time on his phone, he walked across the street. He was tired the night before and overslept. Now he was rushing to work. All of a sudden, he heard a blaring honk to his left. The next moment, all his senses were filled with insufferable pain. 'Ah, I haven't checked in for the daily mission today.' He thought in grievance and unwillingness before everything turned dark. * * "LordKittyCat, do me a favor just this one time!" "For the nth time, my name is not LordKittyCat! It's system No. 369!" "Isn't there a beginner protection period for my first world?! Why isn't it working cause your lovely, handsome, and amazing host will soon die any second now!" "You stupid braindead host! You had to let your impulsive thoughts control you and now my internal system is malfunctioning so I can't connect to the main server!" * * Leon Wang was a game addict before his passing. It was just one game that he was obsessed with and it was a trash game that no one played. Like a psychotic cult follower worshiping his god. After gaining consciousness after his death, he met his System, No. 369. With a pet system companion and a golden finger that followed him after his death, he traveled through the universe. Entering one world after another, he realized that there was a mystery to his soul's origin. * * Advised, NO ONE 17 AND UNDER.
Duluang · 27.1K Views

Elusive Miracle

Legends foretold, the spark of light Fallen from the heavens to bring delight Those who follow in her goddess's light Shall be brought to lands that heavens compare Darkness however knows they won't fare Against this gracious sunbeam's shimmering might Snuff this ember before ruin is brought upon the dark Go forth, my faithful beast of darkness! Engulf the spark before it destroys us all! _ One of heart, one of mind, one wish that made the heavens open their pearly gates. A miracle, born to lead the world into a new age of peace for the light elves. Unfortunately, that would mean the end for the dark elves. The crimes of their ancestors were pushed down through generations. The new age of peace has no place for half-demons, someone must put an end to the newborn Messiah. Unfortunately for Philomel, this death sentence of a mission was pushed to her, courtesy of the Chief's son, Asclepius. Asclepius, an ambitious, short-sighted dark elf, determined to bring the dark elves to their former glory. A person Philomel made the mistake of pissing off. Dragging along the oblivious entrance guard, (Amon) they begin their emotional rollercoaster of a journey. Daggers in hands, can they become the villains their tribe so badly needs, or will the guilt finally drag them under? _ A voice bellowed and screeched from all around him. It sounded like a million cries through the echoes of a cave, that shrieked as it spoke. The shadows reach out toward the blood-red sky, forming a huge dark figure, the figure of a roaring dragon. Its eyes shine through all the darkness, one a brilliant blue, the other a golden yellow, slits of black in the middle, when the dragon blinks, it blinks sideways. From the corner of the eyes to the other corner, rather than one eyelid to the other. " Was anything but pleasant." The distorted voice of his father reminded him as the dragon stomped around. Each stomp crushed the homes of many and killed screaming villages. " Is this what you wish for? Is this what your heart desires?" The disfigured voice questioned. __ " I win." Philomel smugly whispers to Lenny. Completely pleased with herself before noticing Lenny's heart rate beating against her own, matching her speed but was off her pace. It felt like her heart was pounding at an unnatural speed which felt scary but at the same time interesting. She barely noticed Lenny's hazel eyes sparkling as his shocked expression slowly melts into a blissful goofy smile. Her attention finally returned to Lenny when his chiseled jawline moved closer to her. Lenny's head leans forward kissing Philomel on the cheek as he stares at her with such soft eyes. Philomel instantly blushes as she gasps at the sudden kiss. Her lips trembling trying to think of something to say but her brain malfunctioned. Lenny let out a deep chuckle as he ran a hand through his mahogany chestnut brown hair, extremely happy at Philomel's cute reaction. _ There will be romance but it would be slow-paced since it's friends to lovers. No smut scenes. There will be battles and tons of emotional trauma. Super in the middle can go both ways. This book is experimental writing. It shall be written in script format, detailed, and have a rhythmic beat/freestyle poem to certain scenery descriptions. The story shall also have switched target audience, where certain chapters are tailored to male/ female readers. There will be a notice to inform which chapters are which. Female Tailored Chapters (FTC) will have more cute scenes between characters. Male Tailored Chapters (MTC) will have battle based on the Dungeon and Dragon format where the victory or defeat of a match is based on a dice roll. Upload Every Saturday I will also be posting this story on RoyalRoad.com and Inkitt. ______________________________________________
Metztli_Night · 112.1K Views

Garuda's Daughter Is THE King

!! WARNING!! BIKIN PENASARAN KATANYA!! BURUAN AKTIFKAN *PREMIUM* Aku terdiam, terheran, tidak percaya, dan segala jenis rasa bingung lainnya. Melihat anak didepan ku yang menatapku dengan tatapan mata yang aneh dan tidak tersenyum. Apa dia tidak diajari sopan-santun dimasa kecilnya? "Jangan menatapnya begitu. Orang Tuanya membuangnya sejak dulu. apa itu menjawab pertanyaan mu? Jadi kau mau atau tidak mengurusnya?" "Kau menghina ku hah?! Mana mungkin Pemimpin DeepDarkSide seperti ku mau-...!!" Tubuhku tertarik paksa untuk berlutut didepan anak itu. Ekspresi anak itu menggelap seketika. Menatap ku dengan tidak suka dan sepertinya benci sekali pada ku. Apa karna aku membentak pengasuhnya? Mata ku dan anak itu bertemu. "Jangan bercanda! Dia Bukan Raja!!!" ____ Waktu berputar entah cepat atau lambat.... Tak menghiraukan sakitnya seluruh tubuh ku.. Aku mengabaikan rasa panas membakar sayap di punggung ku.. Memaksakan berlari menuju kamar nya.. "MINGGIR!!!!" aku membuka paksa pintu mewah kamar nya yang dihalangi oleh beberapa pengawal. Menerobos masuk ke dalam kamar nya meski sebenarnya tak sanggup menahan berat tubuh ku sendiri. Para pelayan menatap ku bingung dan tidak bisa berkata-kata. Aku menoleh pada Wayne, "Bagaimana dian-...." ucapan ku dipotong.. Wayne menatap ku iba lalu menggelengkan kepala, "Urat nadi nya nyaris putus semua.... Hanya tersisa 4 benang jantung yang masih terhubung...." Aku jatuh berlutut.... Putri ku sekarat......
Logically_X11 · 36.3K Views

A Promise Unbroken

In a post-apocalyptic world dominated by the remnants of nature and rogue robotic creatures, seventeen-year-old Kai embarks on a perilous journey to fulfill a promise made to his late father: to reach the StarHaven, a sanctuary for humanity in the depths of space. As he navigates the treacherous landscape, he encounters Aura, a sentient AI trapped in a damaged robotic body. Together, they form an unlikely alliance, facing relentless challenges and betrayals as they strive to survive and find a way to communicate with the distant StarHaven. Their quest leads them through a series of harrowing adventures, including narrow escapes from a horde of malfunctioning robots and the treacherous machinations of a deceitful group of survivors. As they venture deeper into the forbidden heart of a long-forgotten city, they unravel its mysteries, confronting a powerful AI guardian that stands between them and the means to contact the StarHaven. Amidst the constant threats and betrayals, Kai and Aura's bond strengthens, transcending the boundaries of their humanity and artificial consciousness. Their unwavering determination and reliance on each other's strengths serve as a beacon of hope in a world teetering on the edge of oblivion. As they near the climax of their journey, they face their greatest challenge yet, a confrontation that not only tests their survival but also the depth of their love in a world where the echoes of the StarHaven's promise reverberate through the ruins of a once-thriving Earth.
Kick14 · 7.8K Views

CUPID'S ARROW

Dewa mitologi ada di zaman modern. Dewa berperawakan bayi, berambut pirang keriting setiap saat membawa busur panah. Dia bernama Cupid. Cupid selalu membawa dua anak panah yang masing-masing memiliki tugas tertentu, anak panah pertama berwarna emas yang jika dilepaskan ke manusia tiba-tiba bisa jatuh cinta. Sementara yang kedua berwarna silver, menimbulkan kebencian yang terancam menghancurkan hubungan seseorang. Cupid adalah dewa yang nakal, mempermainkan perasaan seseorang adalah hobinya, tapi perilaku buruknya itu berhenti saat bertemu dengan satu remaja perempuan yang bisa melihat wujudnya. Dan yang bikin sial remaja perempuan itu ternyata memiliki kartu AS yang bisa membuat Cupid tunduk padanya, yakni gelang yang bagi Cupid itu adalah kunci agar ia bisa kembali ke dunianya. Sementara remaja itu bernama Nayara. Mengetahui kelemahan Cupid, Naya memanfaatkan Cupid untuk mendapatkan pujaan hatinya yang sudah menjalin hubungan dengan sahabatnya. Yap, Naya ingin menikung sahabatnya. Tapi, usaha itu tidak semudah seperti melepaskan anak panah, rupanya ikatan sahabat Naya dan kekasihnya sangat kuat hingga butuh usahanya ektra bagi Cupid untuk melepaskan panah keduanya. "Mudah bagiku melepaskan anak panahku yang silver jika salah satu dari pasangan kekasih tidak mencintai pasangannya. Sekali memanah bisa ribuan hubungan yang bisa kuhancurkan, sebab memang sebanyak itu manusia yang tidak setia. Namun, jika pasangan itu benar-benar saling mencintai anak panah keduaku tidak bisa menembus mereka, karena terhalang perisai yang kekuatan magisnya sama dengan panah emasku." Naya ini definisi, Jangan dipaksa~~~ Namun, Naya tidak menerima alasan apa pun, Naya hanya terus mengancam Cupid dengan gelang yang katanya tidak akan ia kembalikan, alhasil Cupid berusaha keras mencari cara agar keinginan Naya terpenuhi dan agar dia bebas dari gadis yang tidak kalah nakal darinya itu
wrifairy · 1.9K Views
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