Pirates Jokes

The secret to feeding a crew of hungry alien pirates? A contract with a demon. Lusac is just a lowly member of a space pirate crew in the civil war-plagued Cinder Rock Galaxy. But everything changes for him one day when the Demon in his fridge offers him a system. Finally, Lusac can level up and unlock new [skills]. The only catch? It’s a cooking system. And [Chef] Lusac has no experience in the kitchen. As Lusac and his crewmates travel along The Astral Highway (a messy network of wormholes connecting the entire galaxy) plundering rich planets and taking on jobs from wealthy clients, will he be able to use his new system to become more than just a decent cook? What To Expect: -Weak to strong MC -Secondary FMC with intersecting storylines -Action interspersed with cozy cooking chapters -A vast, unique galaxy where Humans are NOT the dominant species "Cooking" designates a cooking chapter [V] designates a Varyna chapter Release Schedule: Daily by 13:15 EST For the 10 latest chapters, please visit the official TAH Patreon! patreon.com/Raine3 **This is story is a joint project by Currer, Acton, and Elis Raine. It is also available on Royal Road.**

"Greed is the fire of a pirate; A good servant worthy of fueling his ambitions, yet, a bad master capable of consuming the pirate himself !!!" ............ But for an ambitious pirate born without a name, greed was the last thing on his mind! A whole new exploit begins for Captain Noname and his crew as they journey on a quest to fulfil Noname's ambition of being one of the Esteemed 'Grande Pirates', but with the dreaded Captain Black Jack in his way, and millions of other Pirates aspiring for the same feat, he is forced to risk everything............. ........Including his own life !

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

Tudo mudou quando um lendário navio pirata descobriu as Ilhas Dungeons, locais envoltos em mistério e magia. Essas ilhas abrigavam um sistema enigmático de Level Up, capaz de transformar aventureiros comuns em seres extraordinários. Prometendo riquezas incontáveis, domínio sobre os elementos e poderes mágicos inimagináveis, as Dungeons logo se tornaram o destino mais cobiçado por exploradores, magos e guerreiros. Porém, o desejo de conquistar as Dungeons trouxe à tona um terrível preço: os Desastres, monstros colossais que habitam essas ilhas, espalhando destruição e caos por onde passam. Agora, o mundo enfrenta uma nova era, onde coragem e ambição são testadas a cada passo. Entre heróis e vilões, um novo capítulo da humanidade será escrito. Quem conseguirá desvendar os segredos das Dungeons e sobreviver aos Desastres?

The protagonist Xuanqing traveled to the world of Naruto and became Uchiha Xuanqing, the son of Uchiha Zhili When he extracted the first strand of chakra at the age of 6, he awakened his innate wisdom and activated his talents of time and space gate and heaven rewards hard work. Gain the ability to connect and travel through the pirate world. If you work hard, you will become stronger. Relying on the memory of traditional Chinese medicine and health-preserving exercises from the previous life, he solved his own congenital deficiencies and the deficiency of his mother's essence and prolonged his life. He also took advantage of the resources and cultivation methods of the world of Naruto and One Piece, and with his talent for hard work, he led the Uchiha tribe to become the eternal overlord. You have practiced the health-preserving exercise, your proficiency level is 1, and your life span is 1 day. Your health-preserving exercises have broken the limit of perfection, and you have had an epiphany and realized the secret of longevity. Your Uchiha Chakra Refining Technique has broken the limit of perfection, and you have an epiphany, realizing the Source Chakra Refining Technique. Your domineering aura broke the limit of perfection, and you suddenly realized the light of the soul. Note : This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Please do not imitate. --------------------------------------------------------- ->This is a translation work, I do not own it. ->Raw: 木叶:重生宇智波的我，双穿海贼 ->Updates 5 days a week (Mon-Fri)

The MC finds himself possessing the body of Leo. Upon his arrival in a fantasy world, he is quickly branded as a dangerous criminal, forcing him to abandon any hopes of a peaceful life. The story follows Leo as he navigates the challenges of this deadly fantasy realm, where he must face fierce pirates and the royal navy while in search of hidden treasures, and ultimately growing his pirate crew. Constructive criticism is accepted.

Jump into the fun as Strawhat pirates, Luffy and Zoro Travel to a new world to stop an evil warlord from taking over the entire world.

One Piece novel Law is a non-canon novel by Shusei Sakagami. It was released in the fourth through seventh volumes of the One Piece Magazine, and later as a stand-alone book.[1] It chronicles Trafalgar Law forming the Heart Pirates after leaving the Donquixote Pirates. It will be followed by a sequel titled One Piece novel Law: The Hour of Kikoku.

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

a man who falls in love with a golden Ball I wish I was joking

first story idea popped up thought I'd run with it for jokes an whatnot so let's see how it does

Keira sails across the seas to find her brother who left hom years ago to become a marine. But why is she always being mistaken for a pirate? "I'm clearly not a pirate."

When Bastion ran away from home at sixteen he thought he’d never care for anyone ever again, that is until he found a mysterious lamp on an unsuccessful day of treasure hunting. It soon turns out that this is no ordinary lamp but a vessel for Idriah, a powerful female jinn- a genie. Can Bastion face his feelings for her? Can he keep her from the clutches of the rest of the crew?

In an unknown tavern on the Grand Line. Passerby A: "Have the results of the vote come out?" Passerby B: "Yes, there are two women tied for the title of the world's most beautiful. One is the Pirate Empress Boa Hancock, and the other is the Bounty Hunter, Thousand Faces Kiana." Kiana flipped the table and shouted angrily, "I'm a man!" ——— I’m merely the translator. the actual author is Nisa Ai.

Pirate Time tell a story about young woman that her name is Anne Louise at middle year 1710, in Bahamas. She met with a young man that his name is Jack Pearl. Jack Pearl helped Anne from bad peoples and Jack Pearl is a Captain from pirate that his crew's name are Revenge and his ship's name is Diamond Dash. Anne's life been changed that time.

Pirate's Legacy follows Caius Mercer, a sixteen-year-old dreamer from a small coastal village who longs for a life beyond the empire's control. Disillusioned by the corrupt soldiers who claim to protect his people, Caius refuses to follow the path of servitude that his fellow villagers accept. Instead, he dreams of freedom on the open seas—a dream inspired by tales of the Silver Serpents, a legendary pirate crew who fought for justice, not gold. But in a world where pirates are hunted, and loyalty to the empire is law, Caius's desire to become a new kind of pirate—a protector of the weak and enemy of oppression—sets him on a dangerous path. With the empire's watchful eyes always looming and whispers of dark powers stirring in the seas, Caius must decide whether he's ready to risk everything to live by his own code. The ocean beckons, but so do the enemies that lurk beneath the surface. Will Caius become a hero, or will he fall prey to the same darkness that consumes all who defy the empire?

In the treacherous waters of the Caribbean, Jacob "Black Jack," a cunning and ambitious pirate captain, rises to power through a combination of ruthless strategy and dark necromantic abilities. As captain of The Abyss, Jacob sets out to establish a powerful pirate haven on the secluded island of Dead Man's Bay. Facing challenges from both the supernatural and the living, he must navigate treacherous alliances, fend off native tribes, and outmaneuver rival pirates while building his empire. With a growing crew and a deepening mastery of the dark arts, Black Jack's journey is one of power, control, and the pursuit of ultimate dominion over the Caribbean.

"Miles," I said again, my voice a bit shaky now. "Why did you bring me here?" He turned to face me, his expression suddenly serious. He stepped closer, and I felt my back press against the cold wall behind me. His face was so close to mine that I could feel his breath on my skin. "I like you," he whispered. My mind went blank. For a few seconds, I just stood there, staring at him, not sure if I had heard him right. Then, out of nowhere, I burst out laughing. It wasn’t that I didn’t take him seriously; I just didn’t know how else to react. Miles was not the type of person to confess his feelings like that. This had to be a joke, right? "Miles, you—" I started, but before I could finish, he grabbed me by the collar and kissed me. It wasn’t a soft, gentle kiss. It was rough, almost desperate. I froze, my mind reeling. This couldn’t be happening. But it was. His lips were on mine, his body pressed against me. For a moment, I was too shocked to do anything, but then I shoved him away with all the strength I had left, my heart racing in my chest. "What the hell, Miles?" I shouted, my voice shaking with a mix of anger and confusion. He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, his expression calm, too calm. "I’m sorry," he said quietly. "It was just a joke." "The plot revolves around Miles and leo, two high school boys who were once friends but are now just strangers. But what happens when, one day, Miles kisses leo and tells him that he likes him? But it's just a joke....? What the heck! Leo didn't like this joke at all.

well i guess this is it ... wait why wont this world let me die ? is this some kind of joke ?

A story about a guy who is pretty much stays in the house all day. A story about a guy who is really boring. A story about a guy who is just a dumbass. Would you hear his stories? Would you laugh at his lame jokes?( Tf u mean No!) Gimme your hand and join us in a really boring journey.

making you smile is top priority, smile always.

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uhh alot of cursing and jokes , but trauma too , just read it and find out

Nicolas is a bored and restless young man who lives on an island that is visited by pirates every 24th of the month. He admires the pirates and their lifestyle, and he dreams of becoming one of them. He decides to start his own adventure now.

The stage is set. Battleships ready to launch, warp drive activated and laser cannons at command to destroy anything that gets into the way. If there is Civilization, there would be war. War for religion, for territory, for resources and for Power. It's not something we learn but it's what comes from inside us, everyone will get what he wants only when he fights, Survival of the fittest. Follow Stream Markus and his friends as he tries to survive these never-ending Cosmic Wars as a Space Ranger and a part-time Mercenary. Maybe fate has some surprise for him as it turns his life and his journey to conquer the Cosmos starts. // I know this novel doesn't match any theme as per required for the contest, well I'm not trying to get selected. It's just that a novel in a contest has better base for readers so don't mind me.//