Pirates Jokes

Prince Alric Lyra, tired of royal life and its endless salads, ran away from home. Unfortunately, his 'grand adventure' involved a pirate attack and an accidental unleashing of ancient magic. Now he's stuck with superpowers and a questionable fashion sense (thanks, pirates).

In a world where time, reality, and existence itself have been shattered by an event known as the Temporal Sundering, humanity clings to survival amidst the ruins of fractured timelines. Seven enigmatic gods stand as guardians against forces far older—and far more terrifying—than any mortal can comprehend. Yet, even these divine protectors are not what they seem; their power is borrowed, their motives inscrutable, and their protection tenuous at best. Beyond them lies something darker, something that defies definition—"Something That Should Not Be Known." Enter Evelyn Veylan, a young woman thrust into a life she doesn’t fully remember aboard a pirate ship navigating treacherous waters between two vast continents. Once a player in the legendary game Chrono Nexus, Evelyn now finds herself living within its world—a place where the boundaries between past and present blur, where corruption festers in both body and soul, and where forgotten knowledge holds the key to salvation—or destruction. As captain of her crew, Evelyn must navigate not only the perils of the sea but also the shadows lurking within herself. Her memories are fragmented, her identity torn between who she was and who she has become. Haunted by glimpses of a former life and burdened with powers she barely understands, Evelyn walks a razor’s edge between heroism and monstrosity. With each decision, she inches closer to uncovering truths too dangerous for mortal minds—and risks losing herself entirely. Will Evelyn rise above the chaos to carve out a future for herself and her crew? Or will the weight of forbidden knowledge drag her into the abyss? Dive into a narrative that challenges the limits of courage, trust, and humanity itself—all while unraveling the mysteries of a world born from one of gaming’s most immersive universes. Prepare to set sail across uncharted seas, confront ancient horrors, and discover what it truly means to defy destiny.

Banished after a failed seizure of power, Prince Kael is transformed physically and mentally, becoming the ruthless leader of a band of space pirates who ravage planets, but with a peculiar rule: don't touch women. His life takes an unexpected turn when he contracts a strange parasitic disease that threatens to erase his memory. In a desperate attempt to save himself, he steals an advanced AI, a conscious, invisible being, which becomes his assistant. Awakening after the installation, Kael discovers a new personality, total amnesia and a relentless pursuit by the space police. The AI reveals its origin: it was stolen from its place of creation. Now, Kael must confront her past, her enemies and the threat of her own mind as she unravels the mystery of her former identity and the purpose of her life. Spanish: Desterrado tras una fallida toma de poder, el príncipe Kael se transforma física y mentalmente, convirtiéndose en el despiadado líder de una banda de piratas espaciales que arrasan planetas, pero con una peculiar regla: no tocar a las mujeres. Su vida da un giro inesperado cuando contrae una extraña enfermedad parasitaria que amenaza con borrarle la memoria. En un desesperado intento por salvarse, roba una avanzada IA, un ser consciente e invisible, que se convierte en su asistente. Al despertar tras la instalación, Kael descubre una nueva personalidad, una amnesia total y una persecución implacable por parte de la policía espacial. La IA revela su origen: fue robada de su lugar de creación. Ahora, Kael debe enfrentarse a su pasado, a sus enemigos y a la amenaza de su propia mente, mientras desentraña el misterio de su antigua identidad y el propósito de su vida.

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e code is "Ji-hye"

I am Racist. … I mean, my name is Racis T. I was a stand-up comedian. The flop one. The one who only get laughs when someone else is making fun of him. Anyway, I was doing one such show in a bar and since I like dark humor, I was cracking jokes around that. The show I was doing was in a run down bar, frequently visited by wicked tattooed motor bikers sort of people. I spewed some humorous jokes but no one seemed to get them as they were not laughing or maybe they got the jokes, that’s why they weren’t laughing. All in all, they were ignoring me. Being ignored didn’t sit right with my inner artist, who was starving to death, therefore, I decided to go darker. Though, I shouldn’t have done that. One of my jokes or maybe all of them triggered a man and as a result, he head-shotted me and I died on the stage. But see this : A man got triggered and he pulled the trigger. I did some word play here. But who cares. I am dead anyway. All I wanted was a successful show, people laughing and loving me and girls too. I am a true artist. I don’t care about money. All the money I would have earned I would be giving it to others. I would distribute 0.001 percent of all my money to the people in need. I don’t care about money at all. Nevertheless, a death is a death. So my story ended. Though, if there is an afterlife I would like to become a successful comedian, have a loving wife and have good enough money so I can afford only a three time meal and a humble private yacht or a jet will do too. I don’t care about money anyway. That was my dying wish. Though, I am using ‘though’ too much, don't mind. So yeah, as I was saying, I had that wish only if there was an after life and turned out… There really was an after life. Though, (‘though’ again?) it wasn’t what I wished for at all!!

A lazy man drowns to death because of a random GOD's single drop of urine choose to be reincarnated in the One piece world as compensation with 3 wishes... how can he survive the world full of dangers? and what kind of adventures awaits him? AN. I don't own anything in one piece except for the mc.. this is my first time writing so please be merciful with me just writing for fun. English is not my native language

Heartbroken after catching her boyfriend cheating with his colleague on Valentine's Day, Anya impulsively proposes to a stranger in a fit of rage. The stranger, a charming and enigmatic man, accepts her proposal without hesitation. As Anya grapples with the consequences of her impulsive decision, she discovers that her "husband" is not just a random passerby, but someone with a mysterious and powerful connection to her life. He's not just a stranger; he's her boyfriend's boss, a man known for his wealth and influence, but who has kept his true identity hidden from Anya. Now, trapped in a web of lies and deceit, Anya must navigate the treacherous waters of her unexpected marriage while uncovering the truth about her "husband" and his hidden agenda.

Tom. A friend. Not a foe. A friend. (made for an inside joke)

Growing up, Evelyn had always wanted to be a pirate. But being the only orphan girl of an island, working day in and out with no family to go home to, she was worked to the bone. She was done with living the life she was forced to for the last 19 years. She escapes and and in a storm awakens at the temple of a Siren Goddess. Unaware of a deal stricken with her absent parents and the Siren, she's granted a system. Now back on the island and with the help of a few friends, she's truly free to sail the seas. She soon finds out the sea isn't for the faint of heart as dark forces seem to be lurking in every corner of the planet in pursuit of all Sirens. On a mission to become the greatest pirate to sail the seas of Neptune, now she must seek out and save her Siren sisters. Evelyn is fired up the set the world on fire!

In the treacherous waters of the Caribbean, Jacob "Black Jack," a cunning and ambitious pirate captain, rises to power through a combination of ruthless strategy and dark necromantic abilities. As captain of The Abyss, Jacob sets out to establish a powerful pirate haven on the secluded island of Dead Man's Bay. Facing challenges from both the supernatural and the living, he must navigate treacherous alliances, fend off native tribes, and outmaneuver rival pirates while building his empire. With a growing crew and a deepening mastery of the dark arts, Black Jack's journey is one of power, control, and the pursuit of ultimate dominion over the Caribbean.

The secret to feeding a crew of hungry alien pirates? A contract with a demon. Lusac is just a lowly member of a space pirate crew in the civil war-plagued Cinder Rock Galaxy. But everything changes for him one day when the Demon in his fridge offers him a system. Finally, Lusac can level up and unlock new [skills]. The only catch? It’s a cooking system. And [Chef] Lusac has no experience in the kitchen. As Lusac and his crewmates travel along The Astral Highway (a messy network of wormholes connecting the entire galaxy) plundering rich planets and taking on jobs from wealthy clients, will he be able to use his new system to become more than just a decent cook? What To Expect: -Weak to strong MC -Secondary FMC with intersecting storylines -Action interspersed with cozy cooking chapters -A vast, unique galaxy where Humans are NOT the dominant species "Cooking" designates a cooking chapter [V] designates a Varyna chapter Release Schedule: Daily by 13:15 EST For the 10 latest chapters, please visit the official TAH Patreon! patreon.com/Raine3 **This is story is a joint project by Currer, Acton, and Elis Raine. It is also available on Royal Road.**

Sailing far and wide in the turbulent waves. Drinking and laughing amid the fire. This is the hymn of pirates! Tonk had a pirate system in his head after realizing he was in a different universe. He could assemble tuna death squads, buy ghost ships, install magic cannons, and recruit elf sailors via the system. This is the age of great sailing in another world. The sailboats invented by dwarves have become tools for conquering the sea. The hot weapons invented by goblins have changed the way of war. The arrival of Tonk has added a rich color to the history book of the other world. Those who conquer the land are Kings, and those who conquer the sea are Legends!

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well i guess this is it ... wait why wont this world let me die ? is this some kind of joke ?

Suddenly transported to ancient times, struggling to even get enough to eat? What’s this? Men are dwindling due to war, and the government assigns me a beautiful wife with orders to have a child by next year? And now, foreign invaders are threatening the heartland? No problem! Mastering math, physics, and chemistry means I can thrive anywhere! The unstoppable cavalry of the steppes? The indestructible warships of the pirates? A joke! With knowledge as my weapon, I’ll turn the tide and reshape history!

Aero Skyhart, the son of a legendary adventurer, embarks on a dangerous journey across the vast seas to uncover the truth about his father’s mysterious disappearance and to find the fabled treasure known as Pirate—a prize said to hold the power to alter the course of history. Guided by an ancient map and a deep sense of justice, Aero sets sail alone on his modest ship, The Soaring Eagle, with only the wind as his companion. Along the way, he discovers a world teeming with hidden dangers—ruthless pirates, powerful factions, and the ever-watchful eye of the World Government, determined to maintain its oppressive reign. As Aero sails deeper into the Grand Line, he encounters a cast of unique and dangerous individuals: pirate crews, secret organizations, and mysterious allies. Among them is Captain Rainer Stormsoul, a charismatic and enigmatic pirate who becomes both an adversary and an unexpected ally. Aero soon learns that the journey to find Pirate is far more complicated than he ever imagined. He must not only confront the treacherous sea but also face the dark forces of the Cipher Pol—the shadowy agents of the World Government who will stop at nothing to silence anyone who threatens their control. With each island he visits and each battle he faces, Aero’s resolve grows stronger. Alongside him is the burning desire for freedom—a freedom that transcends the physical chains of the World Government and reaches into the very heart of the world’s greatest mysteries. Will Aero unlock the secrets of Pirate and bring about the change his father dreamed of? Or will he be consumed by the dark forces trying to keep the truth buried?

The protagonist Xuanqing traveled to the world of Naruto and became Uchiha Xuanqing, the son of Uchiha Zhili When he extracted the first strand of chakra at the age of 6, he awakened his innate wisdom and activated his talents of time and space gate and heaven rewards hard work. Gain the ability to connect and travel through the pirate world. If you work hard, you will become stronger. Relying on the memory of traditional Chinese medicine and health-preserving exercises from the previous life, he solved his own congenital deficiencies and the deficiency of his mother's essence and prolonged his life. He also took advantage of the resources and cultivation methods of the world of Naruto and One Piece, and with his talent for hard work, he led the Uchiha tribe to become the eternal overlord. You have practiced the health-preserving exercise, your proficiency level is 1, and your life span is 1 day. Your health-preserving exercises have broken the limit of perfection, and you have had an epiphany and realized the secret of longevity. Your Uchiha Chakra Refining Technique has broken the limit of perfection, and you have an epiphany, realizing the Source Chakra Refining Technique. Your domineering aura broke the limit of perfection, and you suddenly realized the light of the soul. Note : This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Please do not imitate. --------------------------------------------------------- ->This is a translation work, I do not own it. ->Raw: 木叶:重生宇智波的我，双穿海贼 ->Updates 5 days a week (Mon-Fri)

In an unknown tavern on the Grand Line. Passerby A: "Have the results of the vote come out?" Passerby B: "Yes, there are two women tied for the title of the world's most beautiful. One is the Pirate Empress Boa Hancock, and the other is the Bounty Hunter, Thousand Faces Kiana." Kiana flipped the table and shouted angrily, "I'm a man!" ——— I’m merely the translator. the actual author is Nisa Ai.

The world of pirates is in an uproar after the death of several significant pirate leaders. A grab for power is underway as the new pirate king moves to conquer the other two domains. The Pirates of the Black Tide risk their necks sailing across the world, hoping to serve fair justice and reset the balance in the Sea Domain before it's too late and war begins. Join the Pirates of the Black Tide as they take the world by storm!

"A thrilling action novel infused with jokes and a touch of life lessons."

Spinoff of the One Piece world created by Oda. 20 years prior to the main storyline of One Piece, a shipwrecked ragtag crew wash up on the shores of Swallow island. The first saga details the crew's adventures across North Blue, in the hope of getting strong enough to head to the Grand Line to fulfil there deepest desires. As a first time writer, I hope you give the story a chance and enjoy it. Warning: There is profanity and can get pretty dark at times.

Pirates, once the unchallenged rulers of the Ten Seas, now cling desperately to survival. Their dominance was shattered by the relentless expansion of the Navar Empire, led by the ruthless Admiral Clea, feared across the waters as the "White Death". Clea will stop at nothing until she hunts down the last pirate captain, a shadowy figure known only as "Greenskull". Meanwhile, 17 years old Ken, living with his mother on his home island now under the Empire's occupation, suffers a tragic event that sets him on a path of revenge, where he unknowingly unleashes the forgotten sails of a dark and ancient curse.

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

Jump into the fun as Strawhat pirates, Luffy and Zoro Travel to a new world to stop an evil warlord from taking over the entire world.

Seojoon has always been the target of bullies at school, ridiculed for his weight and low self-esteem. His life is a daily struggle of avoiding confrontation, hiding behind baggy clothes, and enduring harsh jokes. But everything changes after a humiliating

One Piece novel Law is a non-canon novel by Shusei Sakagami. It was released in the fourth through seventh volumes of the One Piece Magazine, and later as a stand-alone book.[1] It chronicles Trafalgar Law forming the Heart Pirates after leaving the Donquixote Pirates. It will be followed by a sequel titled One Piece novel Law: The Hour of Kikoku.

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

a man who falls in love with a golden Ball I wish I was joking

first story idea popped up thought I'd run with it for jokes an whatnot so let's see how it does