Funny Borg Ideas

The main character suddenly gets transported to another world after sneezing. But contrary to the funny way he got there, the world itself isn't funny at all. It's dangerous, full of monsters and the worst creatures of all ― humans.

I used to be a human, but the grinch did know, he took the Christmas out of me. I pretended to be vengeful, angry, terrible, but I look Iike a pup to them. How I wish the once upon a time will end, but life must go on. So how can I.

In a world full of magical beasts and fierce battles, Kyle Darwin finds himself in a situation he never planned for: summoned to become a hero! But what sets Kyle apart from others is that he has no desire to play the role of a hero; he’d rather escape any responsibility and return to his comfy life in bed. "I'll be a hero, but I hate the idea" is a story about a person caught in chaos, facing the obstacles between his desire for rest and the duty that chases him. Can he escape his fate? Or will the world force him to confront an unwanted destiny? If you enjoy stories that blend humor, adventure, and life’s troublesome decisions, this is the tale where you’ll find plenty of comical and magical moments.

Some of my ideas for books, settings, world systems and other things that might be useful for your books that I wish to share.

Webnovel would not let me put genderless protagonist!

"Players? NPCs?" What happens when a game stops being a game? Lionel never imagined that playing a VR game would become the most dangerous decision of his life. On his third login, he was presented with a choice he couldn’t refuse: [Do you want to recreate your character?] [YES OR YES] What started as a routine adventure spiraled into a waking nightmare. Trapped in the game world, Lionel found himself transformed into a vampire—not just any vampire, but a crippled, powerless blood slave, nothing more than prey in a brutal world designed for hunters. Survival seemed impossible. But Lionel wasn’t like the others. Somewhere between player and NPC, he became an anomaly—a glitch in the system. His existence defied the rules of the game, making him something entirely unique. When all hope seemed lost, Lionel awakened a hidden, game-breaking ability: SSS-ranked Blood Affinity—a power so rare it had only been seen twice in recorded history. Armed with the Crimson Bloodline, a legacy of forbidden and mysterious abilities, Lionel begins to rewrite his fate, discovering he can bend the very rules of the world around him. But his newfound power doesn’t come without cost. Now, Lionel is caught in a deadly balance between two worlds, hunted by players and NPCs alike. In this game-turned-reality, survival isn’t enough. He has to grow stronger and find his right place.

My husband lost a staggering $37,000 in a forex trading scam, and for a while, we believed that our hard-earned funds were gone forever. This wasn’t just any money, it was the savings we had set aside for our honeymoon, a gift from family and friends after our recent marriage in 2025. We had carefully planned for our first vacation together, excited to start our new life as a couple. When the scam happened, it felt like our dreams were shattered, and we were left feeling devastated and helpless. Like many others who fall victim to such schemes, we spent countless hours searching for ways to recover our money, but everything seemed futile. After exhausting all options on our own, I decided to conduct more in-depth research on recovery services. Among the numerous options, one name consistently stood out: Folkwin Expert Recovery. They had a strong reputation for successfully recovering funds from scams, particularly those involving forex trading. Despite hearing of many similar services, something about Folkwin Expert Recovery gave me hope. Still, I was understandably skeptical. The idea of recovering lost money seemed like an impossible task. But after a detailed conversation with their team, and after explaining our situation in full, I felt a sense of renewed optimism. They assured me they could help, promising to investigate our case thoroughly and work toward recovering our funds within 24 to 72 hours. True to their word, Folkwin Expert Recovery acted swiftly. Their team worked diligently, reviewing all of the transaction details, communications with the scam broker, and any additional information we had. They kept us informed throughout the process, providing updates regularly, which helped alleviate some of the stress we were feeling. To our astonishment, within just 72 hours, Folkwin Expert Recovery had successfully recovered $32,000 out of the $37,000 we had lost. The results exceeded our expectations, and we were overjoyed to have a significant portion of our funds returned. What truly impressed us was the transparency and dedication Folkwin Expert Recovery demonstrated. Not only did they recover a large portion of our lost funds, but they also restored our faith in the possibility of recovering money from such scams. We had almost given up hope, assuming that we would never see our vacation money again. But Folkwin Expert Recovery made the impossible possible. Their professionalism and commitment to their clients were evident at every step, and we couldn’t be more grateful. If you've fallen victim to a forex trading scam or any similar fraudulent investment schemes, I wholeheartedly recommend reaching out to Folkwinexpertrecovery(@)tech-center. c om OR WhatsApp +1 740-705-0711. Their team is experienced in recovering lost funds, and based on my experience, I’m confident they can help you as well. Don’t lose hope contact Folkwin Expert Recovery, and you may find yourself recovering your lost funds just as we did, restoring not just your finances but also your peace of mind. Warm greetings, Kristen Andrew.

for exp trolls. solely created out of boredom and curiosity of how writing features in webnovel works. later on, used for exp runs, reflected and thought it was kinda rude of doing it to dump to other novel works so better here than do to others. add this book in your library and you could spam reviews, replies and any other exp generating missions or even rate low. all accepted.

Haruki, a 28-years old adult that works in a normal advertising company. As a child, he loved anime and animals, but the idea of conjoining the two? Not so much. At first, he found it funny, but then, when internet sexualizing everything, He found out that most furries were just hiding the fact they love beastiality. Disgusted and traumatized by that thought, he harbored great disgust against furries. One day, he got run over by a truck and got reincarnated into another world as a beast! Now what will our Haruki do in another world as he became the target of the very beings that he hates?

After she was created by a Robotic Engineer named Zairyo Fusao, Mirai is forced into becoming the main idol for an idol agency named "The Idolls". However, as time progresses and Mirai begins to learn things about herself and the people around her, she also begins to question them too...

This is a collection of all the random ideas in my head that I just need to jot down, do with them as you wish because thats what its for.

these are all ideas that I hope inspire some authors to possibly bring them to life, though you don't really have to follow my ideas to the letter. I just want to see some aspects of my ideas come to life. Also, if any of my ideas do make it to paper, or if a similar story is already out there, please leave a comment with the title of your or their story so I can enjoy reading it.

I love to cook and throw things together so im going to think about some recipes for yall who like to cook to try

just me making ideas for abilities and characters don't know if will make novel if you like ability you can mix and match it for whatever character play for own book

A book about ideas for novels I had. If they already exist, then they exist. The ideas in this idea book are just things that have randomly crossed my mind with no connection to anything else. If there’s an idea you like feel free to use it. More ideas to come.

Ethan is a prince who is sold into slavery for being useless. He eventually finds himself amidst several other people like himself who make a plan for escape. The plan succeeds, but leaves him scarred for life.

Max Harris was a 34 years old researcher who worked at a company specializing in developing modern weapons. At least until he got killed by the mistake of the God of Earth. Now he is to be transmigrated to another world "Gaia", while he gains the power of Creation Magic. Can he use his new power to survive in this new world or will he succumb to one of the many unknown dangers of Gaia?

Some random stories I come up with to keep my boredom away. Contains original novels and fanfics as well. They may become a novel I'll write if I like them enough or if there is a sudden rush of inspiration that takes over me. If you like one of them comment on it and I may consider writing more about it one day, I am highly sleep deprived so I guess I will someday if i do not commit suicide first.

Alden wasted his first life. Bound by unseen strings, his every step followed a script he never wrote. Always trapped, yet never daring to break free—until it was too late. But death was not the end. “You’ve squandered your life once. Use that memory as a reference of what not to do.” “That’s just rude.” Summoned by Asta, the enigmatic god of adventure, Alden is granted a second chance. Bestowed the title of Adventure Apostle and tasked with a single command: live a life worth telling. But reality has its own plans. A story worth telling demands struggles worth surviving, and freedom was never free. As Alden charts his path through a strange, untamed world, whispers of unseen forces and shadowy designs follow his every step. To fight or to surrender—what does it mean to truly live when the strings of fate remain firmly out of reach? A journey of curses, gods, and the fragile threads of choice begins!

"Reincarnated for a Purpose About Which I Have No Idea" is a tale of magic, destiny, and the unyielding spirit of a young man who defies fate to shape his own future. With the vivid world-building, the exhilarating battles, and the profound journey of a protagonist seeking his true purpose in a world of cultivation and mythical beasts.

index for any kind of power skill or ability I think of will be added or powers I found interesting feel free to use any of them

What are the pros and the cons of regressing back in time? Pros: Certainly, sure, you have a second chance. Another opportunity to fight for survival, to somehow win against the damned pest invaders, and to save the ones that you couldn’t before. But cons: It’s just impossible. Why even bother? The twin, Azia and Cyril Belmont have two completely different opinions on this matter. For Azia, this whole thing is a miracle. It isn’t just a second life for her, but for everyone on earth to once again fight for their survival. And this time, she will win. She will make sure of it. What kind of idiot would turn this down? As for Cyril, he just wonders why the fuck is he even here. How the hell is he supposed to change anything that would stop the earth from crumbling away? What? Is randomly turning left instead of going right on a sunny day would somehow miraculously stop the damn sky from tearing apart?? And who the fuck is responsible for this!? They certainly don’t have any answers. *** Author note: This story has two protagonists and will be told from both point-of-views, so the first few chapters might be a little long and rocky as some information might be repeated. But I promise it’s not going to be much, just give me some time to sort out the writing style and world’s building. Later on, they will embark on two different journeys that will make this writing approach more smooth and convenient, maybe, probably. Also, I’m very new to writing so please feel free to comment and help out this author-nim out. That’s all, enjoy the read!

This story contains Elemental magic and mysteries to come! Updates 1 chapter a day —There was a shout, and I turned to see we were surrounded by a couple dozen men dressed fully in black. “Who are you!?” Clay called to them. I pushed forward till I was standing beside him. “We are the shadows..” I stared at them. “We have come for our revenue!” The man who was speaking had a voice that was airy, almost like he wasn’t real. “We have done nothing to you!” I called out. “Have you not?“ there as an echo of high pitched chuckles. “You dirt, stole our master and brought him into this world before you killed his father.” I was lost. I couldn't tell what he was even talking about. “What master? What is his name?” I asked in a loud voice, fighting to make it sound strong. “Leonurus! He is a master of shadows, and a master of darkness.” “And how did we take him?” The man chuckled again. “You are one to talk, greedy woman, you are the one who stole him!.” He pointed at me. “What is he talking about, is he from that other world?” I shook my head. “Your cursed spells, you try to deny it!” I stepped forward away from the huddled group behind me. “I have never messed with the darkness!” He stared at me. “You are the one that took him away through birth.” It hit me and I flinched, the baby! “I don’t know where he is.” I finally said after a second. PS: There are many different POVs but only one main couple in each vol -NOT A HAREM-

Zephyr just wanted a peaceful midnight stroll, but who could’ve predicted he’d end up being chased by a ghost truck and a giant spider the size of a bus? After escaping the truck in a park, he finds himself running through a forest, hunted by a monstrous creature, all while trying to wrap his head around the absurdity of it all. But of course, why not add a bit of dark humor while waiting to be eaten? It’s all just too ridiculous, but hey, at least he’ll have a great story to tell if he survives!

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