Pranks To Do When Someone'S Sleeping

Interviewer: "Immortal Zhou Li, could you tell us why you created the orthodox methods and forged the twelve righteous paths, condensing twelve talismans to resolve ancient and modern disputes?" "Just to liven things up." Interviewer: "Well, I mean, did you reorganize the Great Ming Dynasty and plant the Seven Immortal Gourds based on the laws of myriad spirits, brewing the Spring of Spirit Qi for the glory of mankind or...?" "Just to really liven things up." Interviewer: "No, Immortal Zhou Li, I feel that you've done so much for humanity, for the Immortal Realm, and for Da Ming. Your purpose and starting point should be a bit more noble, such as...?" "Enough already, can't you see? I just wanted to bring some entertainment to the spiritually impoverished Great Ming Dynasty and everyone in the Cultivation World. Here, let's liven things up for everyone." The white-robed immortal pointed a finger, and alongside him, a chaotic and ferocious Ancient God swung indescribable and bizarre tendrils. Then, with a surge forward followed by a backflip, it landed stylishly, all the while muttering the delirious ramblings of an Ancient God. 【Damn, let's go, ignore it!】 "No fun? Who would cultivate without any fun?"

``` 1º LUGAR / VENCEDOR DE OURO NA COMPETIÇÃO DE ESCRITA DE LOBISOMENS DA WEBNOVEL 2022 "Você é minha companheira..." Leland disse com uma voz rouca. "Você não sabe o que eu estou fazendo?" Ele a olhou com um brilho nos olhos, e naquele exato momento, Sophie pensou que poderia entendê-lo. Ela podia sentir suas emoções transbordando. Era isso que queriam dizer com o laço de companheiros? Ela podia sentir tanto desejo envolvendo Leland e ela simplesmente sabia o que ele queria. Ele a queria. Queria devorar seu corpo e marcá-la com suas mordidas de amor, queria que ela gritasse seu nome uma, e outra, e outra vez. Queria possuí-la e fazer amor com ela como se não houvesse amanhã. O homem subiu na cama e a beijou novamente. Cobria-a de beijos, das bochechas aos lábios, e depois passou para a clavícula. Logo, ela estava gemendo suavemente por causa da estimulação. Os sons que escapavam dos lábios dela soavam tão sexy em seus ouvidos e o excitavam terrivelmente. Se Leland não tivesse um autocontrole melhor, já teria rasgado as roupas de ambos e a penetrado imediatamente. No entanto, ele se conteve e tentou permanecer gentil. Esta era apenas a primeira noite deles juntos como marido e mulher de verdade. Esta noite, ele finalmente poderia dar a ela tanto prazer que ela iria querê-lo em sua cama todas as noites. O sexo que tiveram da última vez foi uma obrigação. Foi seco e ele fez apenas o mínimo necessário. Mas desta vez... ele iria devorar o corpo dela e fazer amor com ela de maneiras que apenas a sua luna merecia. Sua resistência era de primeira linha e ele poderia satisfazê-la a noite toda. ___________________ SINOPSE: O Rei, ou o Alfa? Quando ela pula os muros da academia para escapar de seus intimidadores, Sophie cai direto nos braços de Nicholas, o príncipe herdeiro do reino com uma disposição doce e ensolarada. Faíscas voam e o amor floresce entre a pobre órfã e o príncipe. Mas... de repente, Leland, o perigoso novo alfa da matilha de lobisomens mais poderosa do reino reivindicou-a como sua companheira?! Sophie está dividida entre dois homens. Um a chama de esposa, o outro a reivindica como sua companheira. O príncipe é caloroso e doce, seu amor é ardente como o sol. O alfa é frio e dominador, seu amor é tão pesado quanto a montanha e tão frio quanto o inverno. Com quem Sophie acabará quando ambos os lados travam guerra por sangue, ódio e vingança? Leland incendiaria o reino inteiro apenas para ter Sophie e vingar sua raça. Por outro lado, o recém-corado rei, Nicholas, luta para expulsar os lobisomens que o reino considerava monstros... enquanto mantém um segredo sombrio dentro de si — Ele também é um lobisomem. __________________ Nota: Este livro é um harém reverso, o que significa que a protagonista feminina acabará com vários protagonistas masculinos. A capa é minha, por Arkans LER MEUS OUTROS LIVROS? * The Alchemists - COMPLETO * The Prince Who Cannot Fall In Love - COMPLETO * Till Death Do Us Part - COMPLETO * O Príncipe Amaldiçoado - COMPLETO * O Rei Amaldiçoado - COMPLETO * Encontrando Stardust - COMPLETO ```

[Pursuit Drama + The Powerful Bowing for Love + Strong Male and Female Leads] 1. A Chance Reunion “Six years, Marian. Do you ever think about the past?” — A serendipitous encounter with the one who left her heartbroken. Fate, or just bad timing? 2. Unspoken Confessions “I don’t need your approval, Aaron. I’ve made it this far without you.” — A woman proving her strength in a world that once dismissed her. 3. Secrets Behind the Power “Aaron’s success wasn’t just about business—it was about burying emotions he couldn’t handle.” — What happens when a powerful man meets the one woman who challenges his control? 4. Quiet Tension in the Elevator “Wait,” he said, just as the doors began to close. “You don’t have to do this alone.” — Two people, worlds apart, trapped in the same moment. Can time heal old wounds? 5. Crossing Boundaries “You’re my boss, not my savior.” — Marian draws a line, but will Aaron respect it, or cross it to save her? 6. The Painful Truth “You think I’m just a nobody? Maybe I am, but at least I know who I am.” — A woman’s dignity clashes with the arrogance of the man she once loved. 7. Sparks in the Rain “You’re soaked.” “So are you. What’s your excuse?” — A storm forces them together, but can they withstand the emotions brewing between them? 8. Business and Betrayal “The numbers add up, but people don’t. What are you hiding, Aaron?” — Trust is a fragile thread in a high-stakes deal. 9. Vulnerability Unveiled “You want to know the truth? I was afraid. Afraid to let anyone in, especially you.” — A confession that could change everything. 10. The Breaking Point “I’m done waiting for an apology that will never come. Goodbye, Aaron.” — Sometimes, walking away is the strongest move a person can make.

A collection of romance stories I never finished. If you find one you like, comment and I’ll try to work on it.

Kaylee is a spoiled teenage girl from a wealthy background, raised by her single mother, who owns the school she attends. Using her mother's influence, she bullies others, believing she can get away with anything. Her arrogant demeanor, though, becomes a shield, helping her navigate the challenges that lie ahead.

Sophie and James, are trapped in a gang-controlled neighborhood. While James endures daily harassment and intimidation, Sophie decides to protect her husband, so she confronts Trey, the gang's charismatic and ruthless leader. Trey offers Sophie a Job for James's safety-but at a price she never expected. As Sophie steps deeper into Trey's dangerous world, she discovers that his intentions go far beyond what she imagined. Torn between loyalty to James and an irresistible pull toward Trey, Sophie faces a choice that could change everything.

Xia Yu, in order to save her dying mother, was forced to be a replacement for her estranged twin sister. The contract lasts for a year. After that, she was not to look for them again in exchange for 1 million yuan. She had thought that it was only a contract marriage where she did not need to spend time with her brother in law. But fate had a different plan. Not only had he taken her as his wife but she got pregnant just when it was time for her to leave. “But this child is my love for you. So I will cherish her forever." Would her story end just like that? Or did she have different plans in life?

A big strong woman with a wild heart and a smaller less strong man with a delicate heart could never fall in love. But what if they did? Well that is the case for omega Kim Eun Seong who has a boyfriend, but can’t help notice a certain girl walking around his campus. Bamsaek Ah-Reum, a blasian girl who has been having trouble fitting in all while going through girlfriend after girlfriend is having no luck with a solid partner… What will happen next? Tags: amaw, ambw, abo, femalealpha, maleomega, enemies-to-lovers

this story is for the dark hearts in this world this book is our last hope for your untouched souls

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Tiaraoluwa Williams is the first and only girl child of her family and while that should mean something important, in her family it meant she was the scape goat to her brothers’ prank. It meant that she was always the self sacrificing big sister who lived for her family. It meant that she knew she was disposable and her only value to them was going to be eventually marrying her off to the highest bidder. All these looks like Tiara should hate her life, but she’d been born into it. After all, it was her mother’s dying wish that Tiara protects her family no matter what. So when her father’s business finally fails after years of being in the red, she’s not surprised that they once again need her help. Marry a man of her father’s choosing, said man will buy out their company and offset their debts and save her family. Tiara will do anything for her family, it has never been up to debate. But when she finds out that the man her family wants her to marry is Xander Stone; the one person she truly hated, she begins to question her decision to help her family. Alexander Stone recently inherited his father’s business after his passing. With two younger brothers who are circling like sharks, Xander has a lot to do to prove himself. William and Co has a lot of debt, but what they lacked, they made up for in reputation and connections, which might be what he needs to change the future of Stone Enterprises. When Mr. Bayo Williams approaches him to save his dying empire and promises to do anything Xander asks, he immediately gives him a condition. Mr. Bayo would let him marry his daughter; Tiara, the one woman he’d never truly bent to his will. A game of dominance and revenge ensue but what Tiara and Xander never expects is to find that underneath all that hate, something else was brewing. Read on to find out what happens in this drama filled novel.

Su Nian traveled through the book and became the vicious wife of the second male lead in the novel “Bitch Mary” Faced with a net worth of hundreds of billions, he wakes up in an 800-square-meter villa every day, surrounded by countless servants, but has no love in his life. Su Nian, who had traveled through time, immediately kowtowed three times to God. From then on, he lived a “miserable” life for the original owner. It’s just that the genius cub he accidentally raised killed the original heroine and heroine. Just when Su Nian thought he was going to live a “miserable” life like this, he was suddenly reborn back to the starting point. The heroine White Lotus looked pitiful. Su Nian sighed, it’s okay, as long as Zazai is born again, he can win again. Then in order to give birth to a genius cub, she began to try her best to please her cheap husband. But Su Nian never dreamed that her cheap husband Li Beichen could actually read minds. When she put Zaizai in her arms, she realized something was wrong. Why didn’t something happen to her cheap husband who died long ago in her previous life? ? * When Li Beichen fell ill, Su Nianyi took care of him without hesitation. Before Li Beichen had time to be moved, he heard Su Nian’s heartfelt words [Oh, Li Beicheng is a big unjust licker, I just told the heroine that his disease was contagious, and the heroine ran away] When Su Nian made a long declaration of love in front of the heroine and moved everyone around him Li Beichen heard Su Nian’s voice: “How long will it take to finish this plot? Don’t delay my time to go to 857!” 】 When Su Nian and the heroine cried together What Li Beichen heard was “Fortunately, I painted my eyes with onions before coming here. Who can cry with me?” I’ll kill you! 】 Li Beichen:…… It's not my own

15 years ago, his elder brother was killed right in front of him in the middle of the night – killed by their most trusted driver. Since then, Stefan had a hard time sleeping and often got nightmares. He learned not to trust anyone. Cayenne worked almost all day and all night. She only got three hours of sleep every day. She was the breadwinner of their family since her mother was diagnosed with tuberculosis. She thought she would have a great time working as a receptionist in a hotel. Until… “I’ll pay you an additional $3000 a month. Sleep with me.” Stefan placed a signed check on the table in front of her. Her head was spinning at the large sum of money. She can finally buy her mother’s medication and send her brothers to school without worry. But to sleep with him? “I’m sorry if I come off rude but, I can’t sleep with you sir.” She tried to refuse politely, afraid that she will lose her job if he felt displease towards her. Stefan took off his coat and placed on the backrest of his chair. “Think about my offer carefully. It wasn’t so bad sleeping with you after all.” It was a mistake she made on her part when she fell asleep right beside him on his bed, drunk and dizzy. Will he make the mistake of trusting someone again? Will he entrust his life to her by sleeping soundly beside her? How will they face each other when they started to unveil the mystery of their identities? ***cover isn’t mine***edited by a friend***I don’t earn anything from this picture*** Original cover was taken from Mr Love: Queen's Choice Related videos and pictures can be seen in Koi to Producer: EVOL×LOVE

(LGBT+) Devyn Marlowe’s ability to foresee disasters had always felt like a curse, but when the apocalypse begins, they become his only salvation. As the earth fractured and dungeons filled with nightmarish creatures emerged, Devyn’s visions gave him a crucial edge. Yet, even with his gift, survival was impossible alone. That was when Malakai Ravelle appeared, a mysterious, powerful stranger who commanded the dungeons in ways no one else could. Together, they formed an alliance, navigating terrifying monsters, natural disasters, and the collapse of society. As their bond deepened, Devyn was irresistibly drawn to Malakai, but the dark secrets Malakai carried threatened everything they fought for, including their growing love. With the fate of the world hanging in the balance, Devyn had to make a choice, whether to trust Malakai, who might be more connected to the apocalypse than anyone realized, or face the end of everything alone. --- Warning: This book contains mature themes. Join my Discord server: https://discord.gg/NJJKETf4

Liam Foster is the calm and serious type—a thinker who always plans ahead and keeps his emotions in check. Growing up under the watchful eye of strict parents, he's learned to be responsible and mature beyond his years. On the other hand, his childhood friend Lily Davenport couldn't be more different. Carefree, impulsive, and from a wealthy family, she follows her heart without a second thought, often landing herself in trouble. Despite her air-headed nature and tendency to drag him into her antics, Liam has always been there to protect her from the world—and sometimes from herself. Though their lives couldn't be more opposite, their friendship is an unbreakable bond. As the years go by, they laugh, argue, and navigate the highs and lows of adolescence. But as they grow older, something begins to shift in the way they see each other. What starts as simple friendship slowly evolves into something more—a connection neither of them fully understands. In this heartwarming, slow-burn romance, Liam finds himself torn between protecting Lily and wanting her to see him in a different light. Lily, meanwhile, is faced with her own awakening as she realizes that the person who’s always stood by her side might just be the one her heart has been searching for all along. With humor, love, and a few bumps along the way, Friends to Forever is a charming tale of how sometimes, opposites really do attract, and how the best love stories often start with friendship.

Blakely Arcas is a socially dense 15-year-old who hates wasting her energy on unnecessary things. "Why make the bed if I will be getting back into it later on?" "Is it really necessary to spend four years with a bunch of loud, obnoxious teens just to get a piece of paper? How about we cut the time in half? Make it two years instead. More time to sleep". When a new VR MMORPG is released, her best friends make her play it. "What do you mean I can be or do whatever I want in the game?! I want.... I want to be a Panda!" *I do not own the cover; please don't sue me. I will take it down, I swear! *

Oriana Burgese is the first daughter of the Duke Burgese with a unfortunate medical condition that puts her to sleep for half the year. Unfortunately, her suffering doesn't stop here. Her family was put to death all for the exception of her and her siblings even her illness was cured only to become a drugged common whore in the Emperor's bed instead of marrying the crown prince. After a while she couldn't take it, she killed the Emperor and comitted suicide in front of the crown prince after being caught. She gets sent back 3 year before her father was accused to make things right.

*opens eyes Who are you …….no Who am I ? Why do everything seems familiar but also not ? Do I know them or not ? . . . . . . Just why am I in her mind ?!! _____________________________~ From author Follow our female lead in her quest of finding out what’s happening around her . Enjoy the story dear readers :) This is my first story here so feel free comment if you could not properly decipher the sentences. Hope you support and follow the story ;).

"The world is full of mystery. I've heard that all my life and it seems to be true. But if I go through something mysterious myself, will I be believed? Maybe I'll think I'm crazy, or everything that happens to me in my everyday life is just something I'm dreaming and soon I'll wake up. Questions without answers..." Everything changes after he returns from a pilgrimage to a miraculous statue of the Holy Virgin Mary, when he becomes the victim of a plane accident in which, with no hope left, he prays alongside the other passengers, gives his final blessing, and then... And then what? He wakes up on a bench. Where exactly? Right in the heart of the most important square in the world, in Rome, caput mundi, as the Latins used to say. What is he doing there? He remembered the airplane accident, but he also had other memories. How did he get here, what year is it? He was at the Vatican, but still... Is it the year 1492?!

Imagine you had the power to do anything. What would you do? There are limitless possibilities as to the answer. This novel is just one of those possibilities. **The MC's life is based on my own life.**

I loved reading novels about magic and swords. One day I decided to create a novel myself and named it, "The Hero's Fate." It was about someone who simply lost everyone he ever loved and had to fight the demon king to save the world. Typical, typical. I was finishing the second last volume one night and fell into a deep sleep and when I woke up I realized I transmigrated into my novel!

"Have you ever heard of Sleeping Beauty... But what if she was lying? What if she knew everything that would happen to her from the very start?"

Why would a highly educated and well-paid university professor allow his beautiful wife to become the mistress of a high-ranking official, and even enjoy it？ What happened to cause this outstanding teacher to become like this?

When helping the heroes saving the world I was betrayed by them. What did I ever do to the world that make them think that I was an obstacle to save the world. After all I did to bring numerous benefits, helping in the dark times and trusting each other backs when facing the enemies. So why did I do wrong? Why now they're showing this to me now. After that I found myself travel back in time, after remembering my previous life experience I stop trying to save the world and stop helping them . I cannot deny my experience in the previous life, I will improve so that my family doesn't die while making an escaped from my previous fate. So future heroes when you try protecting the world from destruction don't expect me lending you my hand in darkness. After all their are supposed to be the pillars of the world. The only problem is why they're seeking me? I need to hide so that I can avoid them and doesn't involve me in their quest to saving the world.