Funny Hats For Men

The Elemental Witch, reduced to just a witch hat who has forgotten its memories, had been trapped in the ruins for centuries until it encountered Kailey, finally gaining freedom. Kailey, who had ventured into the ruins in search of a cure, thought she had found one. However, it turns out to be a cursed tome, leaving Kailey incapacitated. As a result, the dormant second soul from previous hijinks in the ruin arises to take over her body. After leaving the ruins, the second soul, Aleshia, renames the witch hat to Lucia. During Lucia's excitement over her christening, Aleshia separates from Lucia, leaving Lucia alone. But soon after, the leader of the Green Wolf clan appeared.

Die Familie Su, die reichste der Stadt, hat plötzlich ein dreijähriges Küken! Alle dachten, dieses Kleinkind sei die uneheliche Tochter von Su Qi, dem berüchtigten Playboy des Unterhaltungszirkels, nur um festzustellen, dass die sieben Su-Brüder vor ihr knieten und sie Tante nannten! Ganz Nordstadt hat sich totgelacht: Wozu ist dein Tantchen denn sonst gut, als Milch zu trinken? Meine kann wenigstens für mich sticken. Su Qi: Sticken? Mein Tantchen kann Geister, Dämonen und Zombies fangen, Talente, die die Aufmerksamkeit aller auf sich ziehen. Kann dein Tantchen das auch? Su Liu: Mein Tantchen kann Flugzeuge mit einem fliegenden Schwert jagen, kann dein Tantchen das auch? Su Wu: Mein Tantchen kann Krankheiten mit der Dreizehn-Geister-Tor-Akupunktur heilen, kann dein Tantchen das auch? Su Si: Mein Tantchen kann einen Fünffach-Sprung im Eiskunstlauf machen, kann dein Tantchen das auch? Su San: Mein Tantchen kann bei Spielen leicht einen Pentakill erreichen, kann dein Tantchen das auch? Su Er: Mein Tantchen gewinnt Preise in traditioneller chinesischer Malerei, Ölmalerei und Tuschemalerei. Kann dein Tantchen das auch? Su Da: Mein Tantchen hilft meiner Firma, eine Milliarde am Tag zu verdienen, kann dein Tantchen das auch? Später wurde das kleine Tantchen der Familie Su erwachsen und begann im Stillen eine Romanze mit ihrer schönen, geschickten Jugendliebe. Unisono brüllten die sieben Söhne der Su-Familie: Haltet euch von unserem Tantchen fern!

An anthology series filled with short stories about the transcendental beings of the Universe! Gods, indifferent and cunning, ruling over multiple worlds! Angels, virtuous and abiding, who serve to bring good (?) to the universe! Men, adaptive and resilient, who remain pawns to their universal chess games of the Gods! And many other beings... Be they good or evil, cruel or righteous, monstrous or normal...

Hernia is his to care for and he doesn’t care what the world thinks of that.

One minute, she was spiraling out of her scooter, watching in horror as her fried chicken flew into the horizon. The next minute, she was signing the contract to become a mother to his sons while staring into his glacier blue eyes. "The contract is effective as of now" He announced, as he dropped the pen. His brow was lifted challengingly and his voice reverberated around the room, bounced and sent zings of electricity down her spine. She tilted her head to a side, studying him covertly as she smiled menacingly. She was going to make him regret his decision. Let the games begin..!

The story is about how an old man wanted to fly on an airplane all his life, but he still couldn't do it.

When Earth fuses with the mystical world of Astralis, chaos reigns as humanity is thrust into a new era of magic, beasts, and survival. Rodensky, once a privileged youth, is forced to abandon his life of luxury after his father’s untimely death. Seeking solace in gaming, he discovers a mysterious RPG world where his lifelong friend, Emmanuel, shares a similar dream: to tame the mightiest creatures in existence. But this dream turns into a harrowing reality when the game world begins to merge with their new reality. Bound by a system of ranks and challenges, Rodensky and Emmanuel face perilous beasts, rival guilds, and the rising terror of the Black Snake Guild, whose leader commands a transcendent dragon. As Rodensky evolves into a formidable beast tamer, his bond with his companions deepens—but so do the mysteries surrounding Astralis’ fusion with Earth. Meanwhile, Emmanuel’s struggle with envy and his own path creates a rift that could shatter their partnership. With the looming threat of a behemoth ravaging their newfound home, and a voice from the shadows calling Rodensky to the uncharted Third Continent, the duo must rise above their limits or risk losing everything.

Eldric Freeman, born into the squalor of the Einrich Empire's Red-Light District, dreams of freedom. When he seizes a chance to change his fate through military service, he quickly finds himself thrust into a world as treacherous as the streets he hoped to leave behind. Accused and outcast, Eldric's only path to salvation lies through the Land of Solitude, a merciless wilderness that stretches between him and the Reinbose Republic—land of the free and home of the exiled. As Eldric hopes to reach Reinbose, Einrich soldiers led by Captain Malik Asante hope to capture him and bring him back to Einrich. In this gripping adventure novel, follow Eldric as he hopes to reach the Reinbose Republic with the help of allies and enemies alike, all over the backdrop of an ongoing war between the two powerhouse nations. *Updates Bi-Weekly every other Monday*

Transmigrating into the body of the infamous Demon King, Adira expected a life of power, domination, and ease. Instead, she’s greeted by chaos—a crumbling kingdom, a mountain of unfinished business, and enemies lurking in every shadow. Worse yet, she’s surrounded by a group of dangerously obsessive men who’ve decided she’s their everything. Each man is tied to the chaos of her past actions, but all of them have directed their overwhelming passions toward her. The Demonic Dragon: “Wife, you’ve changed… Let me cherish you forever.” His golden eyes shimmer with possessiveness and dangerous devotion, while a deceptively gentle smile hides his obsessive desires. The Seductive Incubus: “Wifey, let me serve you tonight, body and soul.” His silky voice oozes temptation, his gaze bending reality to his will. If he can’t have her heart, no one will. The Silent White Snake: A silent, watchful guardian with icy eyes that follow her every move. He rarely speaks, but his obsessive actions ensure no one dares get close to his “treasure.” The Sword Demon: “You can’t leave me. You’ve shown me strength and taught me what no one else ever could. I’ll follow you to the ends of the world.” Once a starving boy she trained on a whim, he grew into the fearsome Sword Demon, vowing eternal loyalty and love. The Assassin Leader: “You saved me from those chains, and now I belong to you. Always.” Freed during a slave auction she accidentally obliterated, he’s risen to lead the strongest assassin guild in the land. His devotion is as terrifying as his skills. And that’s not all. More obsessive admirers appear, each more intense than the last. From navigating demon politic stuff to dealing with her dangerously obsessed admirers, Adira must balance power, survival, and her own sanity while wondering: Why the hell am I surrounded by these crazy men?! Join Adira’s adventures as she faces a world filled with peril, passion, and chaos and maybe finds love along the way... if she can survive it.

Alicia had always despised writing. Her past held secrets that made the thought of putting pen to paper unbearable. Yet, when her school insisted she join the journalism club, she reluctantly agreed, unaware that this decision would change her life forever. An unknown person suddenly entered her life, a person who is a passionate writer and photographer with an eye for detail and a heart full of stories. Their worlds collide in unexpected ways, and what begins as a forced partnership soon blossoms into a powerful bond. Together, they embark on a journey through the lens of a camera and the tip of a fountain pen. But as their connection deepens, the shadows of Alicia's past loom larger. What made her hate writing so much, and will her newfound relationship with this unknown person help her confront her fears? I'll write, for you and for us is a gripping tale of love, secrets, and the power of storytelling. Dive into Alicia's world and discover how two souls, brought together by fate, can rewrite their destinies.

What would you do if you met a mysterious charming stranger, but could never fully see his face? That was the very predicament Cloud Belmont found himself in. It was unusual to find the spark one had been searching for, for so many years on Palace Grounds, but somehow they had found each other. Although this mysterious man knows everything about Cloud. Cloud has not even seen the face of the person he spends endless amounts of hours with. Follow Cloud’s journey on finding out who the man is and his own journey on finding himself.

“Elise…” I called out to her. I wanted to say something but my brain could not form any words to utter. So, her name in my lips lingered and silence enveloped us. I glimpsed at her peaceful face and, as if on cue, my nerves relaxed. I gently touched her cheeks using my thumb then moved to her lips. Everything is probably an understatement of what I am willing to do for her. Beyond everything, that is, if it exists. I moved closer to reach the seat belt and quickly strapped her. I also adjusted my seat and strapped my own. Then, I started the car engine and drove off. My mind wandered off our first meeting. She didn’t appear promising to me when she descended the doorstep of their house. She walks extremely slow and she hangs her head down like a sinner. The cuffs of her long sleeves were constantly pulled to hide her hands. Then, she looked up to meet my gaze. Her eyes were puffy and it was very obvious that she spent an hour, and probably more, crying. Nevertheless, she smiled at me, giving me an access to view her white teeth. She, then, accepted the flowers that I was offering. Her nails were clean and bare, no paint. Then, she muttered her first word to me, “Thank you.” After that, she went inside.

The beautiful boy, "Aoi Souma," who had been voraciously collecting knowledge, regained the memories of his previous life. It was a near future, but without a doubt, it was still Japan. However, no matter how you looked at it, this world was not a continuation of his past life. The world was heavily skewed towards women in the gender ratio, humanity had awakened to superpowers, and was being threatened by invaders known as "Crangy." For the prosperity of mankind, the societal structure was one where men were controlled by the state, and the norms were drastically different. Women yearned for contact with men, while men engaged in sexual activities out of a sense of duty. In such a society, Aoi Souma, who retained the same sexual desires and sensibilities as in his previous life, was an unusual existence. This is the story of a boy trying to safely and surely establish an ideal harem life within a dystopian society, one that could certainly be called a managed society. ------------ *Note* This is not my novel, I am simply translating it. I have translated this novel up to the latest chapter updated by the author in November 2024, which is Chapter 60. you can find it on : patreon.com/Jenuinez_translation

WARNING: R18+ Set in a prestigious college environment, the story follows Yurina, a shy and reserved 19-year-old freshman with a passion for anthropology. Coming from a modest background, Yurina is attending on a scholarship, hoping to create a better future for herself through hard work and dedication. She lives in a dorm room shared with her roommate, Serena, a sophomore who has a penchant for smoking and indulging in life's pleasures. Yurina’s life takes an unexpected turn when she is invited to a party by Serena, where she meets a group of men.

Eric had quit gaming, but then the whole world turned into a game. For past 8 years, daily 10 hours. Eric had grinded in his gaming PC. By the time he realised his addiction and quit gaming, it happened suddenly one night. A mysterious game merged itself with the fabric of reality on earth. 98.7% of the earth's population was disappeared in specks. The remaining 1.2% were made to play this deadly game of leveling & survival.  Clearing this game is the only way to bring back the lost ones. This game was filled with skills, quests, stats, cards and tons of monsters. There is no lack of formidable players either. Eric's joy knew no bounds, after all this is what he always wanted. The thrill, the tension, the excitement. He could finally put his gaming skills he honned for years to good use. He was no longer a nobody.  He was a Gamer Among Men. What to expect: LitRPG. Progression. Skills. Strong MC. Adventure. Sci Fi. Apocalypto etc

Kaira was wronged. And she's ready to get revenge for all their actions.

When nothing goes your way and everyone around you takes you for granted, where do you look for help? Ofcourse, you make a wish to a genie. But anything you wish comes with its own terms and conditions.

It is a nice story

Anderson didn't understand the true meaning of love till she met Bryan, the cold-adonis, a handsome, and powerful CEO of bryan cooperation, the richest company in the city of Eden. But it all started with a story!! The thirst for revenge endeared Anderson to cross paths with bryan, and then, THEIR JOURNEY OF LOVE began

The epic journey of Alev the protagonist and several characters through fantastical worlds governed by magic, gods, and kings. Through battles, alliances, and mystical transformations, the characters confront their pasts, navigate shifting realities, and challenge gods With Alev's quest to capture the one causing the rupture of the universe, at all cost...

i was rescued by an entity called death god. on a mission to change the worlds future men in exchange for me to get my revenge to those who wronged me. I met a lot of people on the way and got attached to them but that wasn't the reason to abandon my mission. it was something bigger. it was so big and secretive that I did not réalisé but in the end.....there was no end. for there were more worlds and am not alone

Lily ist die Tochter eines Betas. Und ihr Gefährte? Er ist der erstgeborene Sohn des Alphas. Als sie entdecken, was sie füreinander sind, ist es schon ein bisschen zu spät. Denn ihr geliebter Gefährte ist mit seiner Schande im Schlepptau nach Hause gekommen. Eine Wölfin, die er geschwängert hat, als er den Sommer über im Norden trainierte. Er hat ihren Mond zerschmettert. Aber die Wölfin hat ein Geheimnis. Und Lily wird nicht zulassen, dass sie ihr so einfach das stiehlt, was ihr gehört. ** Diese Geschichte ist voller Wendungen, die dich zum Weinen, Lachen, Wütendwerden, Telefonieren usw. bringen werden. Es ist eine Reise, die du lieben wirst und nicht von Lily, Eve und Zain loslassen kannst. Ich hoffe, auch Sie werden die Geschichte lieben und die Einladung annehmen, sich auf eine Reise zu begeben, die Sie erfüllt und mit einem Lächeln im Gesicht zurücklässt.

An aftermath of an apocalypse, a broken and chilling change that occurred twenty thousand years ago when a meteorite collided with Earth, blanketing the land on every scale in snow and cold. Liam Blake, a cold, judgemental, ruthless yet kind person, emerged from the icy depths, stranded without any help. With no place to call home, he witnessed three men abusing a young girl and, driven by his own judgement and anger, he swiftly decapitated them to nil. Collapsed on the cold ground with a blood bath beneath his body, blaming himself yet still has a reason to live, an 'unknown' goal which Liam chose to endure. As his wishes to live provisioned through the cold forest, he encounters, a lady named Hailey Southwark, saving him from the near death experience as is arm was torn off. Grateful for her act of kindness, Liam though had a personal goal but decided to become Hailey's acquaintance as a Node, a person who woke beneath the ice. Liam, being haunted by mysterious dreams and soon discovered that these visions were turning into reality. Uncertain of what comes next, he decides to help Hailey with the cases that connected the mysteries tangling his dreams.

A boy playing a seemingly harmless game but how harmless is it being? Is he going to survive and win the prize of 1 million dollars with his friends? or would he lose ? The hell?!! I have a System? With this winning the Highschool God is easy! Status: ON HIATUS UNTIL DECEMBER 1ST.