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(chapter 20) (Darth Cerus.) 27 year old Cale Lestin was born on a mysterious planet, Batuu. People believed that it was just a fairytale. On the planet, people was possessed with power. Greater than the Force. Cale Lestin left the planet when he was 7 years old. He went to Coruscant, home of the Galactic Empire. Then he started his new life as a Sith Lord. He was assigned to kill Padme Amidala, but when he falls in love with her their new life starts together.

"In this insane world where humans devour one another, the gods have lost their power to save the realm. Let me tread upon the piled corpses of fallen deities to deliver all living beings from suffering! From a blood pool, he obtained a mysterious Martial Soul and an eerie Blood Pattern Ring. Not only did this transform him completely, but it also awakened two other hidden Martial Souls that had lain dormant within his body for years! A youth who never practiced martial arts overnight became a cultivation fanatic possessing four Martial Souls—a freakishly talented madman who could rapidly enhance his power through endless slaughter. In the Valley of Absolute Yin, he acquired the 'Stellar Martial Soul' and advanced with rocket-like cultivation speed, step by step ascending the path to become the supreme God-King of all!"

Can these orphaned siblings and an angry at the world leader, survive on a long forgotten earth years after it was revenged on after most of humanity fled to the stars. [New chapter every weekday!]

'Cult Wars' is a story of a nation called 'Takht' and the Cults forming in the country, it revolves around the friction, altercations and battles between the Cults trying to get power. The Nation is also surrounded by enemies trying devour the nation. Takht got independence from the previous dictator and the current President is the leader of a Cult in power. What will these Cults do to gain power? Is there any influence of foreign power in the making and breaking of these Cults? Will the enemies invase Takht? Will the Cults join hands or will there be betrayal? Read to find out.

Fabio Reis is surrounded with mysterious persons and death of his closed ones make him to take revenge for his fallen friends. He soon finds outs that his enemies are not humans... Instagram :- Mystryalex

Since discovering the mysterious empire in the northernmost corner of the continent, humanity has been stuck in a constant war between man and the Blood Emperor and his Blood Wardens. Jaren has grown up in his families mansion dreaming of becoming one of his countries Blood Wardens

When introverted stargazer Asher Hayes encounters enigmatic outsider Orion Vega at an abandoned observatory, their lives become entangled in a cosmic mystery tied to the stars. Together, they unravel cryptic maps, unearth ancient secrets, and face otherworldly forces that seem drawn to Asher’s hidden destiny. As danger closes in, their bond deepens—but trust is fragile when truths come to light. With time running out, Asher must embrace his role in a celestial legacy or risk losing everything, including the boy who showed him the beauty of reaching for the stars. A gripping tale of love, identity, and destiny amidst the unknown.

When talking about World War 3, most people usually imagine a nuclear apocalypse or nuclear war. A war that will completely exterminate human civilization, leaving only radiation and the ruins of destroyed cities on Earth. What if, however, in a parallel universe in which the Soviet Union survives after 1991, nuclear weapons don't exist, and World War 3 is a war with the most advanced weapons from both NATO and the Soviet Union? A place where M1A1 Abrams and T-14 Armata collide and tremble the ground, where F-35 and Su-57 terrorize the skies. How would a war like this look like? And what if, even military weapons that were thought to come out of science fiction, such as laser guns, jetpacks, and lightsabers are used in The Third Human Global Conflict? Although everything would appear to be incredibly epic, it all began with a simple terrorist attack on New York City, which would slowly drive humans toward total annihilation. ---------------NOTE--------------- In this novel, I will call NATO as The Alliances, because the Alliances is a league where all anti-communist nations come together rather than just "North Atlantic nations". Also, everything in the Novel is entirely fictional, meaning that the whole world history in this novel is all made up and based on the real world, so don't accuse me of historical inaccuracies.

The year is 3199 for over a thousand years there has been a gene that lets people command an element. some elements are normal, others are almost never seen. When a child with red eyes is born, with the power of darkness. Could he be the savior or the destroyer of the world?

In a world where Essence—the energy that fuels life and power—is sacred, only a select few are born with the rare ability to wield it. Among them is a prodigy destined for greatness, trained since childhood to become the next leader of a powerful clan and protect both the mystical world of Essence and the “normal” world from collapse. But when this young warrior enters the elite academy of an organization dedicated to fighting corruption and maintaining balance, everything changes. Rivalries with other prodigies, intense missions , and dangerous secrets challenges everything they thought they knew about power, loyalty, and destiny. As tensions rise and hidden truths come to light, an ancient darkness threatens to consume both worlds. To safeguard the future, this prodigy must master their abilities, forge alliances, and make impossible choices. But in a world where power is everything, can they rise to the occasion—or will they be consumed by the forces they were meant to stop?

21 year old Cale Lestin was born on a mysterious planet, Batuu. People believed that it was just a fairytale. On that planet, people was possessed with power. Greater than the Force. Cale Lestin left the planet when he was 7 years old. He went to Coruscant, home of the Galactic Empire. There he started his new life as a Sith Lord. He was assigned to kill Padme Amidala, but when he falls in love with her their new life together starts.

Draco had risen to the top of the world through his exploits in the legendary FIVR game, Boundless. After years of intense conflicts between his guild, Hellscape, and the guild of his former infidel lover, Darkrow, things came to a head when Draco conquered all. Now, nothing stood in his way of total conquest within the highly acclaimed second world of mankind, as he intended to fortify his new empire. Unfortunately, a timely assassination sent him back into the wheel of time for reincarnation, but not even the Gods gave him peace of death. Thrust into the past, Draco realized he'd been given a second chance at life to start from scratch, with all the knowledge of over fifteen years of almost absolute power in Boundless. Now, his path to glory will be far shorter and filled with more bloodshed than Hades could handle. ___________________________________________________________________________ WARNING: If you're the type to be triggered easily, please do not read.

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Mafia or what this world calls it Factions they are a group consists of vigilantes and criminals they act on their own freedom fighting for their own rights and rule their own world this story follows one of a kind man reviving his faction.

What happens when you get transported into the world of Star Wars as the character you created... Bad things, that's what

The New Republic faces a new threat, The Path of the Open Hand, a cult, is causing turmoil in the Senate. Senator Kaydel Ko Connix, former Resistance fighter, becomes the target of an assassination attempt. Assigned to protect her, Jedi Knight Finn and his Padawan, Link Na'tina, are drawn into the conflict. As Finn and Link fend off the threat, Jedi Masters Rey Skywalker, and Ben Solo, investigate the source of the assassination plot.

This DP is not mine if you want me to remove it please MSG me I will do it thank you Ron who is comic reader from earth suddenly transmigrated to different world filled with futanari as a only male, prince without anyone backing him how he face dangers and eradicate enemies, how he rises how he deals with all futanaris lusting after his body he has long way to go, his priority is to save his mother and lead a happy and peaceful life let's see does he get what he wants.... ::: novel contains intense LGBTQ, Romance, Futanari R18 content Gender Bender NTR in some places Milf, women and men R18 insect r18 beast r18 sissy r18 yuri Naruto all types of adult featish I will cover and include to make good novel with good storyline This is my first novel and am not good at English it's my third language sorry for grammar mistakes it's my request to viewers please state your view about my novel this novel purely based on my own imagination and creativity please write to me if you found anything wrong friends with big banana's thank you for your support...I wish your banana to grow more bigger in future....

In a mechanical world filled with advanced technology, robots reign supreme. Their currency, Digital Coin (Digi Coin), fuels the economy. With Digi Coin, robots can purchase humanoid bodies, upgrade components like motherboards, batteries, and even mechanical organs such as lungs and hearts. A humanoid body is the pinnacle of aspiration, with prices reaching hundreds of billions of Digi Coins. However, only the super-wealthy can afford such bodies, leaving most robots to make do with standard forms or scavenge for upgrades. The protagonist, a simple robot named Bolt, reincarnates into this world with a body worth mere hundreds of Digi Coins. However, his fate changes when he discovers a mystery box in an old shop. Inside lies a humanoid body worth 200 billion Digi Coins: handsome, orange-haired, muscular, and armed with a massive hammer. When the shopkeeper, enraged by the loss, tries to destroy Bolt, the new body’s power allows him to fight back and win. However, this act makes him a fugitive, as the shopkeeper was a member of TradeCore Corporation, the largest robot trading company. Thus begins Bolt’s journey of survival, revenge, and discovery, aided by his new body and an internal AI system. With determination, Bolt vows to destroy the corporation, uncover hidden treasures, and lead an army of robots across the cosmos.

… After countless years of peace between all of the worlds in the galaxy with Rey and Kylo Ren joining forces on the side of light. They were happily married for the most part, living together luxuriously in Coruscant. Soon came the birth of their child, Vora. A true trouble maker she turned out to be. With the two parents getting older and getting weaker by every day, the dark side grows stronger within her. By now as a young adult, Vora plans to run far away and attempts to forge her path as a Dark Side Jedi, without her parent’s knowledge. They’re forced to fight against their own child, in hopes to destroy any hope of a new rebellion.

It happened all in a single second, everybody world-wide was going about their own business and daily lives. Then a lifeless mechanical voice spoke inside every single individuals head. [Stage 1: Zombie Apocalypse - Integration Period. 30 Days. Treasure Chest drop rates increased 2x. Survivor Coin drop rates increased 2x. Quest Rewards increased 2x. Experience Points increased 2x. Skill level up rates increased 2x. Mana Regeneration increased 4x.] For a month leading up to this very day, Fenrich was trapped in a living hell within his own dreams. He watched as Humanity crumbled bit by bit, first came the Zombie Apocalypse, then the foreign races invaded Earth in the form of multi-colored beams of light. But those dreams, may not have just been dreams. They were his scattered memories showing him the outcome that waited for Humanity. Having been born an orphan, and adopted by a caring and loving family, Fenrich lost it all during the Apocalypse. He sat on the throne that was the lives of over 8 billion humans. As the sole survivor of the Final Brigade, Fenrich watched as his fiancés life was ripped away from his hands, he watched on the day that his sister was raped and murdered in front of his eyes. His father had been hung to death with a rope melded out of his older sisters flesh. Deep within his multiple hearts, a darkness so corrupt and impure burned like a visible black star in the daylight sky. Chaos, revenge, madness, despair, hatred, insanity, lastly turning into what he hated most, Fenrich devoured all those who took away from him, until the day of his death as his ascension was ended by thousands of gathered Gods and Goddesses who feared the power he would achieve after reaching divinity. Armed with some of the knowledge of his past life, the hatred and madness that burned within the core of his entire being. Fenrich willingly discards his humanity as he evolves to a state not known by the Omniverse Alpha System. But is it enough to control the madness that burns within him? Or, will the madness consume him until he eradicates humanity in his thirst for unbridled power? (Friendly Warning: If you're looking for a story that is covered in lollipops, rainbows and kindness. This is NOT that kind of story. There will be sex scenes, swearing, depictions of scenes that are morally disturbing. This is a novel about one looking at the madness and the monster they've become only to further embrace it to ensure the survival of their loved ones and peers. Go into this expecting it to get incredibly dark and twisted. Various mature themes. AI art for now since I'm broke ASFH "If the good die young, then I'll never die" (1) a line from a song called Good Die Young (Gorilla Voltage feat Phil Labonte of All That Remains)

A bastard son of a prominent family has been kicked out of the household. Now that he's homeless, our MC will do everything to live by himself. Using the upcoming and earth-shaking VR MMORPG, his goal is to be a professional player. But, is that it? Join him to find out!

Genre: Sci-fi, Genderbender, Action, Romance, War, Mecha Tags: Hardcore Sci-fi, Genderswap, Yuri, Small/Partial/Harem/s, Omegaverse , GL Target Audience: Male or female On the far flung planet of Atrios V, out in the farthest reaches of the Outer-Rim, there exists an enigmatic flying city called the Colossus. It is one of the few last remaining bastions of humanity after the near extinction of mankind due to the ever-prevalent threat called...the H.E.X. Humanity isn't going down without a fight however, and are constantly developing better starships and other weaponry to tackle what has become...an ever evolving enemy. The most state of the art weapons to emerge in the last millenia is none other than the Titan Exoframe, or...just Exoframe for short; A giant humanoid fighting robot that's more agile than a starship, more versatile than a starfighter, and capable of being crewed by...a single pilot. The only downside: the pilot has to be able to interface with an enigmatic A.I and become one with the machine, and the genetically engineered pilots of the Nobility are the best suited for this role. Enter...eighteen-year-old Hudiya Luffe Arnestria, a young-man on a desperate quest to save his ailing sister, Atilla. His only hope lies in securing a coveted spot at Aldressia Academy, a prestigious military school for Exoframe pilots located on the Colossus. When the noble and beautiful Valencia challenges him to place in the top ten of the entrance exam, Hudiya finds himself entangled in a world of fierce competition; while facing constant threats of sabotage from his ever envious peers. His only way forward...is straight through his competitors. Follow him as he fights for everything he holds dear, while forming cryptic alliances with fellow students and facing betrayal at every turn. (And you get a cute little sister to love and cherish on the side!) What to expect: This is an Alpha-Omega/Omegaverse story (the kind with the crazy pheromones). (( This is not a fanfiction of any kind. Alpha-Omega is basically a genre. This is not a shared universe with any other story. It merely shares a similar genre to those other stories. This is a completely original novel)) This is also a Genderbender/Genderswap story! Has LGBT elements. There is romance. It may have some of the elements of a harem, though that is not the primary element of it. There may be sexual content later on if the site permits it and I feel like it fits the storyline. Target Chapter Length: 10,000 words Target Interlude Length: 2,000 to 4,000 words (Smaller chapters in between the primary chapters that usually are told from the POV of the supporting characters) *Was trying to publish this on RoyalRoad originally, but thats currently pending. We'll see what happens at this point. For right now, it's exclusive to here.

The battlefield of good and evil is eternal, the string of fate will spin, and the scales of destiny will teeter. Only karma will maintain the balance of power in the end.

the smallest changes can cause the biggest ripples. in a massive galaxy change will always occur and nothing will ever stay the same. embark on a journey following an officer of the geriatric empire as he learns truths of the empire.while recruiting new member to his faction where there is only one goal to purge the jedi. I dony own the original work and characters obviously. but I do have utmost respect for the original work cover is not mine this is my first novel so there will be mistakes. English is my first language so if you find errors I deserve the abuse.

The clone wars are about to begin and Earth finds itself in the mist of a war far greater then anything yet seen.

(Disclaimer: Originally written by AFanWithTooMuchTime. This is for offline purposes) ——— When the Grim Dark comes to a Galaxy Far Far Away, there can only be one result. War! The Clone Wars are nearing their conclusion. The Jedi are spread out across the outer rim sieges, and the fighting is reaching its final levels of intensity, before the strain of the conflict forces one side to buckle. And yet, now, in this most precarious of moments, Palpatine senses...a disturbance in the force. A new arrival which stands to threaten EVERYTHING he has schemed so hard to achieve! Meanwhile in another galaxy, after being forced to evacuate nearly an entire subsector before the Ravenous maw of the Great Devourer, "The Skywatch", "The Crimson Razor", and several other Space Marine Chapters along with hundreds of ships and trillions of humans were forced to make a perilous jump through a thin vein of the Cicatrix Maledictum. But even the thinnest vein of chaos courses with reality corroding poison, and the jump has carried them far far further than they ever intended to go. Stranded in a new, dark galaxy, far from the Emperor's light, these collected and contentious warriors of Mankind must now carve out a place for themselves among alien stars that were at war, even before their arrival.