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``` Sally, pour réaliser son vœu originel, est entrée dans le Monde de la Bête et s'est transformée en une petite souris blanche, se liant également au Système de Progéniture. [La lignée des Dragons n'a pas eu de sang neuf depuis dix mille ans.] [Combien de points pour la lignée des Dragons ?] [Cinq cents millions !] ```

In a world where farting do not exist. The man will become The one Who Farts. This story will become boring, maybe. The enemys are not yet decided. That world not need, but that world gets. *NOT Recommended for people* *Irregular Publish* *BORING STORY* *DUMB AUTHOR* *DUMB NAMES* *TRASH STORYTELLING* *BULLSHIT SETTING* *BULLSHIT ROMANCE*(IF there is maybe a romance) *BULLSHIT CONFLICTS* *ONE-DIMENSIONAL CHARACTERS*

The stunning female general has been reborn and is determined to become the nemesis of men. Hey hey, that iceberg man, it's you who's torturing me. Don't think that just because you have a noble status and a pretty face, I'll be soft hearted. Who else is that guy, with peach blossom eyes squinting and idle all day long? Don't think I owe you a favor, just stick to me like an acorn candy. On the left is a reborn concubine, on the right is a time traveling witch, and there are also close friends who like to pretend to be little white flowers. If you have any tricks, feel free to use them! I have the Thirty Six Stratagems in my hands, I have them all in the world! I am a girl, who am I afraid of?

A train is hijacked by hackers who take control of the train's systems. Ishmaily, a mysterious passenger, finds himself at the center of the crisis when he discovers that the hijackers are searching for him. As he teams up with Debbie and Sally to uncover the truth behind the hijacking, Ishmaily must confront his own dark past and the secrets that have made him a target. With the hijackers closing in, Ishmaily must use his wits and resourcefulness to survive and uncover the truth.

From a young age, Sally's life has followed a well-worn path, guided by her family's deep faith and expectations for her to dedicate herself to a life of purity. But when Justin enters her world, everything shifts. Now, Sally is caught between two powerful forces: her devotion to family and faith, and a desire she can no longer ignore. Every secret moment with him deepens her struggle, weighed down by guilt and longing. As tensions rise, Sally faces an impossible choice: uphold her family’s wishes, or risk everything to follow the call of her heart.

Under the shadow of the Scarlet Crusade, loyalty and faith become the heaviest shackles. Sally Whitemane, a resolute and cold-blooded candidate for sainthood, faces a harrowing choice between loyalty and humanity amidst the turmoil of a power struggle. Forced to carry out brutal tasks, she gradually loses herself in blood and suffering, yet clings to a desperate hope of saving her closest friend. Demitria, revered as the "Scarlet Saint," bears the weight of faith built on lies and an inescapable destiny. With her lover Jemar by her side, she struggles to break free from control but is ultimately pushed into the abyss of despair. Entwined by friendship, betrayal, and pain, the bond they once shared is torn apart by faith and conspiracy. When the cost of loyalty is revealed and the blade of fate descends, their choices will seal each other's fate. Amid blood and fire, can they find redemption, or are they doomed to be consumed by the darkness of power?

Mature Content! Maisie loosened her grip against the cloth on her chest, it fell to the ground, rendering her naked in front of him. "Do you still see me as a child, I'm all grown up now" She said with a sly smile on her lips, causing the man to look at her. The desire in his eyes didn't escape her gaze. His deep voice rang in the room, "Can you satisfy me, huh, Maisie" He called out her name seductively. Now she doesn't know who was seducing who. "Sure" She responded. Leif who was comfortable until now felt something throb in his trouser, he groaned, "Don't regret this" "I won't" she declared firmly, "We're married, it's normal for us to have sex" She said brazenly. *** 17-year-oldd Maisie is a cute, sweet but hot-tempered girl who lives with her old parents in a cottage by the woods. She had incurred a curse; she would fart whenever she was angry and would cry whenever she was happy. She had to remain neutral but it was impossible, she wasn't a rock! When she clocks 18, she started having weird dreams, abilities that ordinary humans can't possess, in her quest to find out who she was and how she incurred the curse, she met Leif who changed her life. Gave her so much happiness and love she could ever desire and she gave him everything she had too! However, he soon figured out that she was a witch, those they had been at war with, he was torn between his love for her and customs. Likewise, the elders in the covens would never allow her to be together with him. How would she protect their love?

An animated spy series about three teenagers from Las Angeles who live double lives as spies working for The Secret Organization of Teenaged Spies (SOOTS). Their boss, Sally, gives them their missions to solve worldwide and the gadgets that would help them on their tasks to stop bad guys and save the world. Sally even designed their black spy suits, which include disguise belts and communicator watches they never take off, even when they're not wearing their black spy suits.

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Captain Leon Winston of the Western Command of the Kingdom of Ripon, Domestic Intelligence Division. Despite his elegant and noble appearance, he is known as the "Vampire of Campton" for his relentless torture of rebels, making him both revered and cursed by allies and enemies alike. "I always wanted to shove my pistol into you and stir it around." Oddly enough, the maid of the torture chamber, Sally Bristol, became the object of his uncontrollable desire, much like the rage he felt towards the rebels. She was just an ordinary, unremarkable woman... So why did the scent of her blood keep arousing him? The mystery didn't last long. The moment her name slipped from the lips of a rebel spy, he realized it. He no longer needed to suppress his violent desires. "I refrained because I didn't want to hurt a good girl, but now there's no need to hold back. Thank you, Sally. Oh, no... Grace." If you want to live, beg me. You never know, I might just grant your wish. RATED-18

Atlas was just a seemingly regular 22-year-old college student with occasionally wacky dreams. In a twist of cosmic "bullsh*t," the remnants of a powerful Void-Scar, and the fiddling of an Entity with too much free time, he gets thrust into the Alpha world of Sellene. Now reincarnated as a [SPOILER] [REDACTED], one of the mysterious Arkien species, Atlas must navigate a life filled with loyalty and betrayal, swords and spears, and divine interests. As he unravels the truth behind his strange new world, his [Void Corruption] and The Legendary 'Great Path,' he faces even greater mysteries: "What truly brought about the fall of Velathra? Why do these three lil' bandits keep following me?!" What lie in the shadows that speak at night? How will the gods react to the [VOID]? And what is his role in the unfolding chaos? Follow Atlas on his journey through a world where ancient beings play with fate, where kingdoms rise and fall, and where comedy meets danger in equal measure. As he builds alliances, uncovers hidden secrets, and discovers his destiny while bringing others with him, one thing is certain—this adventure will change him, and the world, forever, unless he changes them first, that is. [Erro#$*&!((!)@)#$$#@!@%^$#] [Part of this synopsis seems to be redacted. Your authority is insufficient to observe aspects of this data. Please overcome the System in a war of words to be approved for increased authority.] ----- Hello, this is my attempt at writing a story that has haunted my dreams for ages. It’s set in a vibrant fantasy world full of gods, magic, beasts, and monsters, and a bit of humor. Expect kingdom and faction-building elements to pop up pretty quick, along with twists you won’t see coming. While I haven’t yet decided on romance, this story will never have harem. Ever. Thank you for taking the time to read this and my story, it means the world to me. If you like it enough, consider adding it to your library/collections and leaving a review or commenting your favorite quips. Now, come brothers and sisters, let us sally forth into the great unknown, leg to leg! "Eh? Why do you only have two?" --------------------------------------------------------------------- Below is a character art of a (hopefully soon) fan-favorite character, at least I am one of their fans. The image is considered their armored form, but the main purpose of my sharing it is because the BODY-FORM is what Atlas and the other two characters after chapter 4 look like. Take a look: https://ibb.co/qdCP2nc

After the family went bankrupt, Amelia's father and her stepmother sold her to an auction house. She had a one-night stand with a strange man. Desperate, Amelia returns home to discover that her boyfriend has always had a crush on her stepsister. She went back to school and was humiliated by her classmates. In a desperate situation, Jack suddenly shows up and saves Amelia. Amelia thought she was going to be saved, but instead, she found out she had a one-night stand with a powerful Alpha werewolf. Jack hardline Amelia imprisoned as his bed companion, Amelia tried everything to escape this cave, but in the hope of coming but Jack was given to others, and was loved Jack Sally threw down the cliff. Accidentally saved by her mother's teacher (a witch), Amelia discovers she is pregnant. In order to get back at Jack and Sally, Amelia tries to learn witchcraft. Three years later, at Jack and Sally's wedding, an unexpected incident turned their wedding into a joke. Amelia, who made this happen, wants to leave, but Jack finds out. For this let him feel very familiar with the woman, when Jack chased out but found that it is not his nostalgia for the figure, two people after Jack inadvertently let it escape. Amelia doesn't want to stop revenging. What kind of collision will happen between Amelia and Jack？

The little boy cried in front of the bodies of his parents. His dirty shabby clothes look even more miserable with several wounds on his small body. He is Aaron Blend, a boy who is only ten years old. In front of the stiff bodies of his parents, Aaron cursed the tyrant king of the land of Zephyrine. However, can his curse make the tyrant king choke to death? He can't even take revenge, because Aaron is just a disabled child who has not been able to awaken his mana power until now. Moreover, death is also waiting for him. But who would have thought, fate said otherwise. When he wanted to be executed, Aaron was saved by a woman in a black robe. The woman was Sally Eleznia. A smart woman who masters some martial arts and a woman who is a little crazy! Sally, who is a secret fugitive from the palace, also promised to help Aaron awaken his powers. Following Sally, Aaron's life is getting more and more miserable. The way Sally teaches martial arts and awakens Aaron's powers is extreme. Will Sally be able to awaken Aaron's powers that should have been awakened at the age of five? Will Aaron be able to avenge the death of his parents on the king who overrides the land of Zephyrine? And what crazy thing would Sally do to overthrow the king of Agler?

"please!" I moaned as I felt my entire body erupt in flames, flames so pleasurable it hurts "dis ce que tu veux princesse" she whispered sensually as she bit my earlobe her fingers working it way between my legs, my hands cuffed to the headstand, my back arched to try meet her fingers where I really want them, Mira! I snapped out of my daydream as I saw my colleague and closet friend Sally looking at me weirdly, "are you okay?" she asked and I nodded a yes as my throat was too dry from the thirst my body was thirsting how do I tell her that I'm having perverted thoughts of our boss's daughter, someone I barely know, I am so doomed

In a sudden twist of fate, Kaname finds himself in a boundless white space, face to face with a mysterious being who offers him the chance of a lifetime: a journey to another world where magic reigns, and the boundaries of possibility are pushed beyond imagination. Transported to the world he's always dreamed of, he is determined to forge his path and create a harem of monster girls.

Molly and Kevin are childhood best friends who lose their parents in unexplainable circumstances and get separated. Mchenzie, CEO of KEMO's Law firm, is a qualified lawyer who hires Molly as his PA. He's a conservative person but as time passes, he develops an unlabelled relationship with Molly. Mchenzie; he's hiding something and Molly is bent on finding out…..Molly can’t seem to get over her past….before she finds what Mchenzie is hiding, will her past get to her first?

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°°Completed°° °°Alarm bell:Mature content. Slow ignition book. Burlesque comedy, sitcom, full-on entertainment°° °°A small caution: FL is a narcissist.°° "It's always been you and for the rest of my life, it will be you. Till my last breath, I will guard you with my life for eternity. My promise." A near-death experience made her fall into pits of despair. Her story should have ended by then, but did it? No! She raised against the odds. Five years, stardom followed Leena Hayes, she grew up to a renowned model, an entrepreneur, capsized her own company from scratch. She has achieved eminence in five years. Wang Devin, his name itself would turn the world into a frenzy, a rare mystique. A model turned business tycoon, his wealth knew no abundance, his power knew no boundaries. Handsome, sharp-tongued, he has been named as WholePackage in the modeling industry for his dapper style and charming looks. His razor-sharp tongue tied with the encounter of dazzling Leena and fell for her topsy-turvy. But he soon found it's not easy to tranquilize her heart, for she is a man-hater. Will he able to ignite the sparks in her heart? Will she reciprocate his love? .... Leena Hayes: Wacky, snazzy, sharp-witted, self-centered narcissist. Wang Devin: Spicy, sharp-tongued, helot to his sweetheart. She was the sugar. He was the spice. Their paths unexpectedly collided. Just after, everything felt nice. And they set off as tyrannizing mates. Come and experience the barrel of laughs with their amazing witty sallies. .... Their Love "I fell in love with your soul even before I touched your skin. If this is not true love_" "You touched my soul long before what your hands feel like. If this is not true love, then I don't know what else I could name our relationship." She completed it for him. ... Their Passion "I love how your breath pauses when I put my __" She blushed and hit his shoulder even before he could proceed further. Despite she loved his dirty side, she would never admit it to this shameless man. "Where did you throw your gentleman image Mr.Adonis." Pulling him by his shirt, she nibbled his jaw. "Trust me, sweetheart, I am still a gentleman with the real dirty mind, only for you." His raspy seductive whispers were enough to make her think of all the filthy things he would do to her. ... °°This is my original novel°° °°A sweet vis á vis story.°° °°Cover pic is edited according to my interest. All credits to the original owner°° °°Join the discord @: https://discord.gg/p4AWrb9°° My other books: A Spellbinding Tale: Clary and Leandre's Timeless Love Saga IG : ansly_ylsna

"I think that your brother is hotter than you. I'm leaving you" Kate Roberts, a high school student, is always referred as a 'good for nothing', while his twin sister Anna Roberts, is the queen of her class and is currently dating the hottest guy of the school, Brandon Johnson, who is often called the 'prince' of Kerlin County High. He is the best at everything he does. But suddenly, he dumps Anna, know the reason why? Check out the hottest and cutest love story, but it's just a bit different....how exactly? Well, you surely checked the genres. We've got you sarcastic humour- "I'm so fucking fabulous- I pee glitter, shit cupcakes and fart rainbows!!" Relatable humour- "..... I'm experiencing life at the rate of 1000 WTFs per hour" Friendship shit humour- "Oh Kate, what are you doing?" "Oh you know, hunting elephants" Killer humour "TWO PEOPLE DIED HERE!! AND ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS THE BROKEN GLASS WINDOW?! LIKE SERIOUSLY?!" Exaggerated humour- "You were supposed to clean a toilet! Not flush down two teachers with toilet water! How difficult was it?!" "...." Dirty humour "WHY CAN'T WE BE NORMAL?!" "Suck it, Harry" "Suck who?" "......" And of course more and more humour and romance "I love you with all my butt... I'd say heart but my butt is bigger" Time to have a laughter of your life!! "I have a bad memory" "How bad is it?" "How bad is what?" ALL I WANT IS YOU BABY!!

Ji Han, who was worried about his sister’s medical expenses, accidentally bound a money-making game. The monsters in the other world, the puzzles in the film and television world, and the forbidden tombs in the legendary world. Your game is too scary (love)! What? 50,000 for completing the task? Kill a monster and give 30,000? As an ordinary person, Ji Han shivered in the game, doing his best to complete the task to grab the head and get the much-needed monetary reward. But in the eyes of others, he is the strongest alien warrior. “Captain, the 10th team is really empty, they actually found a cowardly ordinary person.” “Fart! All the monsters in the other world were killed by him alone. You fucking call this a cowardly ordinary person?”

"Genova is missing!" Sally yells so hard that she doesn't need a gong and a trumpet to make this announcement. These three words and audible gasps of shock from the workers outside put us all in panic. "How did you know?" Damon lets go of her, and she goes crashing on the floor due to her ill-judged movement. "She dumped the wedding dress inside a bathtub full of water, and I've spent over an hour searching everywhere for her," My stomach squeezes and tightens into knots, as I try to properly align the words I just heard. "Can it be that she eloped with an old lover?"  "Did she possibly develop a tad of cold feet before the wedding?" "Aside from smoking which of course is a bad habit, Genova is a nice girl. Alpha Cahill might be abusive because of his alleged monstrous nature," "Fucking worse timing of the century, isn't it?" Several uncertain questions are flying in the air, until my mother, Meredith Rose, slams her fist against the table in front of everyone, startling us all and gaining silence almost immediately  "Enough!" She bellows, her veins bulging out along her neck in exasperation. "We've got to figure out a way out of this, Or Alpha Cahill will shred us into pieces. The loans we are owing, your father's uncleared debts after his death. My fucking god, I can't believe Genova will do this to us," mom facepalms in distress, tapping her feet against the floor in frustration. "Let's go find her, it might be she's homesick already and wants some time alone," Archibald suggests, while he's being stopped by Sally with a raise of the hand. "Few of the workers formed a search party and one came with the news of someone seeing a tomboy who bears a striking resemblance to Genova, running away with a man." Sally points this out, and all three of my brothers exchange knowing looks, with their lips thinning. "Jack Snyder," they chorus and I gasp. I cannot believe she's ran away with that psycho ex of hers. Who in their right state of mind will ditch her own wedding with Alpha Cahill and run away with a man who's lost all sanity? My mom who has been silent all these while suddenly shivers-jolts, her eyes sparkling with certainty, then she points at me, the youngest Brewer sibling.  "You, Mathilda...you will have to take the place of your sister to marry Alpha Cahill." *** Mathilda's life changes when her elder sister runs away on her wedding day and she's being persuaded by her mother and brothers to protect them from an impending wicked fate until she reluctantly agrees to marry Alpha Cahill. She's left with no alternative but to adhere to not bring shame to the Alpha and put the lives of her family members at stake. Will she be able to cope with Alpha Cahill who doesn't regard her in any aspect, but is enraged and wouldn't let her go while he's in search of her elder sister? She's however, forced to reject her own mate after becoming the Luna of the Blackwood pack, and what she doesn't expect is to develop feelings for Alpha Cahill in the process of protecting her family. But she has no idea a lot is in store for her as Luna of the Blackwood pack.  The dreadful Luna Ritual if Cahill touches her and she gets pregnant, Cahill's half-brother who seems to be infatuated with her.  And having to face the jealous female population of the Blackwood and other neighboring packs. Puzzling circumstances are shoved into the picture when Cahill's actual, self-entitled Luna-wannabe mate comes out from nowhere and makes her presence known, perplexing him and hurting Mathilda. And just as Mathilda is contemplating if she and Cahill will be able to overcome everything and everyone, Genova Brewer returns. This leaves Mathilda wondering if Cahill will be with her or choose her sister, his first love over her. She's only a substitute for Luna, or isn't she?

The most powerful alpha goes around looking for his second mate. he's at Aspen's pack of course so she is the white wolf. Ignores her "Alpha" and stays in her room when he's at the meeting hall with the girls. "Is this all the girls?" asks Estel "No, Aspen isn't here but I didn't expect her to listen to me," Alpha James "A girl didn't listen to the alpha the little deviant. How much you wanna bet she's ours?" I mindlink Alex

On their wedding night, Zhi Ruo was scared and nervous. It had been hours that she was sitting on the bed awaiting her husband thinking, "This is the first time I will be meeting him...Shall I run away?" Looking around warily with her bright eyes Zhi Ruo thought again to convince herself, "Anyway he will not be able to find me, after all who marries without meeting even once" Convincing herself Zhi Ruo had just stood up from the bed when she heard the sound of door opening completely startling her. Quickly going back to her original position she sat down with rapidly beating heart. The door opened and a handsome man entered: Qing Shan moved towards the bed with a steady pace that was neither hurried nor slow. Zhi Ruo: What are you doing? Qing Shan: What a husband should do... ..................................... "What are you doing?" asked Qing Shan who had woken up hearing voices from the kitchen. Fighting with the steak on the pan Zhi Ruo answered with a smile, "Cooking for my husband." "Is it good, husband?"asked Zhi Ruo with coquetry Shoving the black, completely burned steak inside his mouth Qing Shan answered with a subtle smile, "Yes wife. It is the best steak I ever had. It is amazing. No chef can make it better than you. My wife is the best." Grabbing her bowl of cereals Zhi Ruo proudly said with a sarcastic smile,"Ofcourse, I had to make it best. After all my husband should remember to keep his distance from other women. Eat...eat...Shall I fry another one?..." "Y..yes wife"saying Qing Shan started eating the completely burnt, tasteless steak without wasting anything. ............................ Since getting married, the almighty boss became a wife slave and everyone was filled with limitless dog food. ............................. Join the author on- Discord- https://discord.gg/mkgRky6 Instagram- author_sally112425 Facebook- Sally Author https://www.p-a-t-r-e-o-n.com/Sally112425 https://ko-fi.com/sally112425 You can talk to me about any thing, if you have suggestions about the novel I would be happy to listen them. Apart from being an author I am a motivator and a psychologist as well. So if there is anything I can help you with, go ahead.

Angela Richi, twenty years old. A very beautiful, nice, helpful, clever, and strong girl. She is the one and only child from spouses, Mr. Ruben and Mrs. Sally. They live in central Jakarta. Yes, they are Indonesian citizens so it's hard to believe that Angela has blue eyes as Europeans do. Though her mother is a European but she has black eyes. There are so many miracles that Angela has. She can lift any kind of object and move it to another place just by rolling her eyes. And, nobody knows this secret unless her parents. Met a stranger man, Jacob William who can read people's mind as well. Then, who is a guy with amber eyes? The guy who is very possessive to Angela. Who will Angela choose? Jacob or Rudolph? ----- Hi all kind readers, since English is not my mother language, thus please apologize if there are many mistakes in grammar, tenses, etc. Hope you enjoy the read and any development critics are welcome. Thank you IG: Anee_tavel FB: Fery Anita

"Sold?" I repeat. “You are selling me? To whom?" Alpha’s eyes instantly darken. I have broken the rules of our society by questioning him. But how can I not? How can he expect me to stand there and say nothing? Did he really expect me to accept my fate without any push back? I brace myself for a blow for my subordinance. Instead, Alpha watches me with a sparkle of malice in his eye. I realize in an instance there is more to the story. He has more news for me. The matter of me being sold is just the tip of the iceberg. "They do not have a pack name,” he says finally. My heart starts to beat wildly. It hammers in my chest, threatening to break my ribs. This can only mean one thing. "A rogue?” I stammer, light-headed with breathlessness. “You have sold me to a rogue?"