Sally Acorn Farts

``` —Sally, para cumplir su deseo original, entró al Mundo Bestial y se transformó en un pequeño ratón blanco, también vinculándose al Sistema de Descendencia. —[La Línea de Dragón ha pasado diez mil años sin sangre nueva.] —[¿Cuántos puntos por la Línea de Dragón?] —[¡Quinientos millones!] ```

Sally, para realizar seu desejo original, entrou no Mundo das Feras e se transformou em um pequeno rato branco, vinculando-se também ao Sistema de Prole. [A Linhagem do Dragão está há dez mil anos sem sangue novo.] [Quantos pontos para a Linhagem do Dragão?] [Quinhentos milhões!]

The stunning female general has been reborn and is determined to become the nemesis of men. Hey hey, that iceberg man, it's you who's torturing me. Don't think that just because you have a noble status and a pretty face, I'll be soft hearted. Who else is that guy, with peach blossom eyes squinting and idle all day long? Don't think I owe you a favor, just stick to me like an acorn candy. On the left is a reborn concubine, on the right is a time traveling witch, and there are also close friends who like to pretend to be little white flowers. If you have any tricks, feel free to use them! I have the Thirty Six Stratagems in my hands, I have them all in the world! I am a girl, who am I afraid of?

Donovia A world of swords and magic. A world a we’re Mages’ farts can change the geography of countries and Swordsmen more skilled than Captain Levi molesting the Beast Titan, and to add insult to injury can run at speeds so fast that they take the “bolt” in “lightning bolt” and shit on it… Anyways our MC has been summoned into this world alongside the cliche group of Japanese class of highschoolers to “Save the World” from the Demon King. However it seems that nothing is at straightforward, or to according to the MC it isn’t… P.S. The image isn’t mine I just poached it of google so credits go to whoever made the image P.P.S. Everything (except the some of MCs abilities) in this story is my own creation. Even the shitty world-building is mine, however, i will Endeavour to improve it P.P.P.S. MC is kinda a bit Chaotic-Neutral kinda edgy. His bottom-line is low but not that low so don’t be surprised if he sees starving kids on the verge of death only hanging on because of that little crumb of stale bread they ate in the morning, stops, stares at them and decides that they aren’t worth it and continues on his merry way. No type of earthly morals gunna get in his way(unless he decides to) and also this is not spoiling so don’t get your panties in a twist.

``` Sally, pour réaliser son vœu originel, est entrée dans le Monde de la Bête et s'est transformée en une petite souris blanche, se liant également au Système de Progéniture. [La lignée des Dragons n'a pas eu de sang neuf depuis dix mille ans.] [Combien de points pour la lignée des Dragons ?] [Cinq cents millions !] ```

WHAT!!? I'M===THE VILLIAN?? wait but I'm the.....Author?? * * * Ms. Sally a well known writer and a scientist... was stuck in her OWN CREATION.... None the less as.... Villain... * * * Well, she wouldn't die that easily will she?? OF COURSE NOT!! * * * EXPLORE HER STORY HERE!!

Sophie, a die - hard fan of star Leon, dies and is reborn as a cat. When Leon is filming, he pets her. A strange system in Sophie's mind assigns tasks to bring them closer. She follows him home, farts on his leg in the car, and later bites him. Leon, unfazed, takes her to the pet hospital. Next morning, with a new task, their sweet connection is set to grow.

SYNOPSIS In an attempt to save her mother, Sallie teams up with her new alien friend, Jexter, which sets them on an adventure throughout the universe.

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In a world where farting do not exist. The man will become The one Who Farts. This story will become boring, maybe. The enemys are not yet decided. That world not need, but that world gets. *NOT Recommended for people* *Irregular Publish* *BORING STORY* *DUMB AUTHOR* *DUMB NAMES* *TRASH STORYTELLING* *TRASH BACKSTORY* *BULLSHIT SETTING* *BULLSHIT ROMANCE*(IF there is maybe a romance) *BULLSHIT CONFLICTS* *ONE-DIMENSIONAL CHARACTERS* *OBVIOUSLY CARDBOARD PERSONALITY*

Captain Leon Winston of the Western Command of the Kingdom of Ripon, Domestic Intelligence Division. Despite his elegant and noble appearance, he is known as the "Vampire of Campton" for his relentless torture of rebels, making him both revered and cursed by allies and enemies alike. "I always wanted to shove my pistol into you and stir it around." Oddly enough, the maid of the torture chamber, Sally Bristol, became the object of his uncontrollable desire, much like the rage he felt towards the rebels. She was just an ordinary, unremarkable woman... So why did the scent of her blood keep arousing him? The mystery didn't last long. The moment her name slipped from the lips of a rebel spy, he realized it. He no longer needed to suppress his violent desires. "I refrained because I didn't want to hurt a good girl, but now there's no need to hold back. Thank you, Sally. Oh, no... Grace." If you want to live, beg me. You never know, I might just grant your wish. RATED-18

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Mature Content! Maisie loosened her grip against the cloth on her chest, it fell to the ground, rendering her naked in front of him. "Do you still see me as a child, I'm all grown up now" She said with a sly smile on her lips, causing the man to look at her. The desire in his eyes didn't escape her gaze. His deep voice rang in the room, "Can you satisfy me, huh, Maisie" He called out her name seductively. Now she doesn't know who was seducing who. "Sure" She responded. Leif who was comfortable until now felt something throb in his trouser, he groaned, "Don't regret this" "I won't" she declared firmly, "We're married, it's normal for us to have sex" She said brazenly. *** 17-year-oldd Maisie is a cute, sweet but hot-tempered girl who lives with her old parents in a cottage by the woods. She had incurred a curse; she would fart whenever she was angry and would cry whenever she was happy. She had to remain neutral but it was impossible, she wasn't a rock! When she clocks 18, she started having weird dreams, abilities that ordinary humans can't possess, in her quest to find out who she was and how she incurred the curse, she met Leif who changed her life. Gave her so much happiness and love she could ever desire and she gave him everything she had too! However, he soon figured out that she was a witch, those they had been at war with, he was torn between his love for her and customs. Likewise, the elders in the covens would never allow her to be together with him. How would she protect their love?

Sally, a woman whose kindness knew no bounds, had met a tragic end. Helping an elderly woman cross the street, she was struck by a car, her face left a horrifying, unrecognizable mess. The accident stole more than just her beauty; it cost her her job, her loving boyfriend, and even the family of her aunt, who had previously embraced her as their own, cast her aside. Desperate to rebuild her life, she tried to find work, hiding her disfigured face, but her attempts were met with cruelty. Instead of compassion, she faced relentless criticism, brutal street beatings, and even stones thrown at her by those who saw her as monstrous. Alone and broken, she succumbed to the cold, harsh reality of her existence, dying a lonely death in the bitter winter. But death was not the end. She was transmigrated and occupied someone's body into a world called Myr, a land of magic and wonder. And with her, came an unexpected companion: Queen of Queens, a game she had played in her past life, a game now interwoven with her new reality. This game, a matriarchal world ruled by women, offered her a second chance, a path to redemption. By completing missions, gathering resources – especially the precious gold – she could recruit workers, troops, and powerful heroes, building her own kingdom, forging her own destiny, and escaping the harsh judgment she faced in her previous life. This time, she wouldn't be defined by her appearance, but by her strength, her resilience, and the kingdom she would build.

“I died” “ I Jeremy Auns an ordinary office worker find myself in a very perculiar situation: stuck in a white void after dying with a stabbing pain in my head. All i remember is the memory of a magnificient old pocket watch given to me by a mysterious old man." Jeremy rolled his eyes as he held the pocket watch in his hand. 'What kind of old-fashioned crap is this?' he muttered. 'Does the old fart think I'm some kind of time traveller or something?' Little did he know, a single click of the button would send him on a wild ride to a whole new world, leaving his skepticism and rudeness behind. (Auns - “ Fuck, you know what, since you already read till here why don’t you just read till the end”) Read more to know what happen to Jeremy Auns. What kind of adventure are await for him?

An animated spy series about three teenagers from Las Angeles who live double lives as spies working for The Secret Organization of Teenaged Spies (SOOTS). Their boss, Sally, gives them their missions to solve worldwide and the gadgets that would help them on their tasks to stop bad guys and save the world. Sally even designed their black spy suits, which include disguise belts and communicator watches they never take off, even when they're not wearing their black spy suits.

A train is hijacked by hackers who take control of the train's systems. Ishmaily, a mysterious passenger, finds himself at the center of the crisis when he discovers that the hijackers are searching for him. As he teams up with Debbie and Sally to uncover the truth behind the hijacking, Ishmaily must confront his own dark past and the secrets that have made him a target. With the hijackers closing in, Ishmaily must use his wits and resourcefulness to survive and uncover the truth.

From a young age, Sally's life has followed a well-worn path, guided by her family's deep faith and expectations for her to dedicate herself to a life of purity. But when Justin enters her world, everything shifts. Now, Sally is caught between two powerful forces: her devotion to family and faith, and a desire she can no longer ignore. Every secret moment with him deepens her struggle, weighed down by guilt and longing. As tensions rise, Sally faces an impossible choice: uphold her family’s wishes, or risk everything to follow the call of her heart.

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Atlas was just a seemingly regular 22-year-old college student with occasionally wacky dreams. In a twist of cosmic "bullsh*t," the remnants of a powerful Void-Scar, and the fiddling of an Entity with too much free time, he gets thrust into the Alpha world of Sellene. Now reincarnated as a [SPOILER] [REDACTED], one of the mysterious Arkien species, Atlas must navigate a life filled with loyalty and betrayal, swords and spears, and divine interests. As he unravels the truth behind his strange new world, his [Void Corruption] and The Legendary 'Great Path,' he faces even greater mysteries: "What truly brought about the fall of Velathra? Why do these three lil' bandits keep following me?!" What lie in the shadows that speak at night? How will the gods react to the [VOID]? And what is his role in the unfolding chaos? Follow Atlas on his journey through a world where ancient beings play with fate, where kingdoms rise and fall, and where comedy meets danger in equal measure. As he builds alliances, uncovers hidden secrets, and discovers his destiny while bringing others with him, one thing is certain—this adventure will change him, and the world, forever, unless he changes them first, that is. [Erro#$*&!((!)@)#$$#@!@%^$#] [Part of this synopsis seems to be redacted. Your authority is insufficient to observe aspects of this data. Please overcome the System in a war of words to be approved for increased authority.] ----- Hello, this is my attempt at writing a story that has haunted my dreams for ages. It’s set in a vibrant fantasy world full of gods, magic, beasts, and monsters, and a bit of humor. Expect kingdom and faction-building elements to pop up pretty quick, along with twists you won’t see coming. While I haven’t yet decided on romance, this story will never have harem. Ever. Thank you for taking the time to read this and my story, it means the world to me. If you like it enough, consider adding it to your library/collections and leaving a review or commenting your favorite quips. Now, come brothers and sisters, let us sally forth into the great unknown, leg to leg! "Eh? Why do you only have two?" --------------------------------------------------------------------- Below is a character art of a (hopefully soon) fan-favorite character, at least I am one of their fans. The image is considered their armored form, but the main purpose of my sharing it is because the BODY-FORM is what Atlas and the other two characters after chapter 4 look like. Take a look: https://ibb.co/qdCP2nc

After the family went bankrupt, Amelia's father and her stepmother sold her to an auction house. She had a one-night stand with a strange man. Desperate, Amelia returns home to discover that her boyfriend has always had a crush on her stepsister. She went back to school and was humiliated by her classmates. In a desperate situation, Jack suddenly shows up and saves Amelia. Amelia thought she was going to be saved, but instead, she found out she had a one-night stand with a powerful Alpha werewolf. Jack hardline Amelia imprisoned as his bed companion, Amelia tried everything to escape this cave, but in the hope of coming but Jack was given to others, and was loved Jack Sally threw down the cliff. Accidentally saved by her mother's teacher (a witch), Amelia discovers she is pregnant. In order to get back at Jack and Sally, Amelia tries to learn witchcraft. Three years later, at Jack and Sally's wedding, an unexpected incident turned their wedding into a joke. Amelia, who made this happen, wants to leave, but Jack finds out. For this let him feel very familiar with the woman, when Jack chased out but found that it is not his nostalgia for the figure, two people after Jack inadvertently let it escape. Amelia doesn't want to stop revenging. What kind of collision will happen between Amelia and Jack？

The little boy cried in front of the bodies of his parents. His dirty shabby clothes look even more miserable with several wounds on his small body. He is Aaron Blend, a boy who is only ten years old. In front of the stiff bodies of his parents, Aaron cursed the tyrant king of the land of Zephyrine. However, can his curse make the tyrant king choke to death? He can't even take revenge, because Aaron is just a disabled child who has not been able to awaken his mana power until now. Moreover, death is also waiting for him. But who would have thought, fate said otherwise. When he wanted to be executed, Aaron was saved by a woman in a black robe. The woman was Sally Eleznia. A smart woman who masters some martial arts and a woman who is a little crazy! Sally, who is a secret fugitive from the palace, also promised to help Aaron awaken his powers. Following Sally, Aaron's life is getting more and more miserable. The way Sally teaches martial arts and awakens Aaron's powers is extreme. Will Sally be able to awaken Aaron's powers that should have been awakened at the age of five? Will Aaron be able to avenge the death of his parents on the king who overrides the land of Zephyrine? And what crazy thing would Sally do to overthrow the king of Agler?

"please!" I moaned as I felt my entire body erupt in flames, flames so pleasurable it hurts "dis ce que tu veux princesse" she whispered sensually as she bit my earlobe her fingers working it way between my legs, my hands cuffed to the headstand, my back arched to try meet her fingers where I really want them, Mira! I snapped out of my daydream as I saw my colleague and closet friend Sally looking at me weirdly, "are you okay?" she asked and I nodded a yes as my throat was too dry from the thirst my body was thirsting how do I tell her that I'm having perverted thoughts of our boss's daughter, someone I barely know, I am so doomed

In a sudden twist of fate, Kaname finds himself in a boundless white space, face to face with a mysterious being who offers him the chance of a lifetime: a journey to another world where magic reigns, and the boundaries of possibility are pushed beyond imagination. Transported to the world he's always dreamed of, he is determined to forge his path and create a harem of monster girls.

Molly and Kevin are childhood best friends who lose their parents in unexplainable circumstances and get separated. Mchenzie, CEO of KEMO's Law firm, is a qualified lawyer who hires Molly as his PA. He's a conservative person but as time passes, he develops an unlabelled relationship with Molly. Mchenzie; he's hiding something and Molly is bent on finding out…..Molly can’t seem to get over her past….before she finds what Mchenzie is hiding, will her past get to her first?

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