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Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. "Please select a song to dance." "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" "Select a song or disappear?" "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" "If you want to revive, become an idol." "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: All of the lyrics of the songs will be written by me. But some songs will be inspired on real life songs. Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from.

[LitRPG / Isekai / Adventure / Action / Comedy] Inspired by Mushoku Tensei, God of War, Bloodborne, Elden Ring & Warhammer 40k. Zen Hawthorn is a strange fellow, born with a curse that makes everyone questions his sanity. In a cruel twist of fate, he embarks on a journey to avenge his grandfather; further unlocking the mysteries of the world he lives in. Join him, on an action-adventure-romcom journey filled with Demons, Celestials and Cosmic Beings as he narrates from his humble beginning, to the prevention of the Demon King's resurrection and more. Beware of plentiful memes, Easter Eggs and references found within. This story contains Japanese folklores, Norse & Greek mythology along with Elves, Demons, Reptilians, Vikings and Dragons. Have fun reading! Book 1 - Not An Isekai Story (Completed) Book 2 - Not An Isekai Story Unshipped (In Progress) Book 3 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story (Coming Soon) Book 4 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story Unlimited (Coming Soon)

Felix Ariel, a typical Floridian, found himself transported to a mysterious kingdom in another world. However, a misunderstanding led to Felix accidentally killing the king, resulting in his untimely demise. Following this tragic event, Felix's spirit encountered a mysterious being who identified as Felix's ancestor. This entity claimed that Felix had been cursed by an unknown individual. For Felix's safety, the ancestor bestowed upon him a system for self-defense. Upon returning to Earth, Felix realized that he would be transmigrated to the alternate world at noon due to the lingering curse. To prepare for this unexpected transmigration, Felix relied on the system, which required him to gather oil and gold to enhance his abilities. Thus began Felix's quest in the other world. With his system, he brought firearms and an ambition to spread liberty... for prosperity and freedom. ... Author's note: I got burnt out after trying to write a serious, action-packed story. So, I guess I'll return to what I do best: writing a stupid comedy novel. Again, this is a satire story. Expect memes and stereotypes. Don't take anything seriously. Lastly, this story takes place after Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World. The MC is Leo's descendant. You don't need to read the previous novel to understand this story, but those who have will enjoy some easter eggs.

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[Incense +1] [Your descendant has sent you Marrow Cleansing Pill] [Do you want to send gift to your descendant?] Krish was surprised to find that the offering in a Cultivation World could arrive in Modern World and Items of Modern World can be sent to descendant in Cultivation World. Many Years later, the descendant in Cultivation World created an Strong Cultivation Family and rumors began to spread. "I heard that the Yuan family's spiritual planting technique is superb, and the yield of spiritual rice per acre is twice as high as that of the top spiritual planting families. This is because the disciples in the family practice a strange secret technique called 'hybridization'." "The Yuan family's alchemy is unparalleled in the world, and new elixirs are often born. It is rumored that there is a spirit of the Alchemy God named 'Artificial Intelligence' who deduces elixir formulas for them day and night..." "The current Yuan family's thunder cultivators are extremely powerful, thanks to the Yang family's entire clan's strength to create a top-level thunder gathering array. The thunder cultivators who enter the array can increase their cultivation speed several times. It is said that the eye of the array is called - Power Station." As the Yuan family of immortal cultivation grew stronger, Krish actually became the immortal in modern times by eating sacrifices!

It was wrong to be with her. And it was wrong to mess with him. They shouldn't be near each other. Anthony Kiel Cruise was just your typical bad boy with inferior complexity. For him, it was all just pure Attraction and the need for attention. For him, it was just a game, and it would be over soon. Cristina Rielle Cordova would rather sulk her ass off rather than be near the typical bad boy. She would rather listen to music and share memes on her newsfeed than experience the so-called stupid love. She hates him. He loves playing with girls' hearts. She is a snob. He is annoying. She is a challenge for him. Then everything slowly changes, and those changes aren't acceptable to him. But slowly and surely, he wants him wrapped against his carnivorous fingers, just like how he was wrapped in hers. "Cristina Rielle Cordova," the guy whispered to himself when he saw the girl. "Dude, it looks like you're attracted to the girl you've been staring at since earlier," said his friend Ken. He's right. He is damn attracted to Cristina Rielle Cordova. Not because she's attractive. He only has one reason. Cristina Rielle Cordova is the only girl who doesn't fall all over him. He has the looks and everything, but his charisma leaves the girl unaffected. "Cristina Rielle Cordova, I'll wrap you in my carnivorous fingers and be mine." A wicked smirk came out of his lips. Cristina Rielle Cordova, you're going to be mine.

'What is this?' Theodore thought as he opened his little eyes to what he assumes to be one of his parents who is dropping him off on the doorstep of a church at what seemed to be in the middle of nowhere, ---a few hours ago ago--- Theodore was like any other normal person: had a family, had dreams, filled with ambitiouns, liked games, sometimes goes outside, has preferences, filled with desire, and of course went through a difficult time in his life, he was just as normal as the average person is. but one thing he is different from others is that he likes roasting people online especially the rich, he loves making fake accounts just to meme people, judge thier preferences and give rating for their every day (unnecessary) objects, he even makes money from it by making videos about how stupid some rich people are. But that led him to his death when he was kidnapped by a rich woman, who he had made fun of... '???' He didn't know what happened after that... --- [Somewhere in a different time]--- 'Where am I?' he asked as he tries to move his head and eyes uncoordinated, there were noticeable things to hint where he was currently at; the church was styled like it was described from a dark fantasy book, the sky was clear with a few clouds roaming in the sky as the light of dawn hits them, and his parent who looked like a literal angel, '....they seemed to be speaking..." "....to think my offspring looked... Normal, even though you're mother is a human and I, Michael... am an angel... So shouldn't you be a €i@n¥?" The angel asked the infant, only to be replied with cooing, "Oh... Who am I kidding? You're just an infant, how can you even understand..... goodbye Little David" the angel said as he spans his wings wide, knocked on the church's door before he flew from the ground and vanished between the rays of dawn ——17——Years——Later—— 'Hmm', looking back at the moment, David sighed in his stupidity for realizing something that he should've considered, "Well I was very afraid and shaken from being reincarnated, so I really can't truly blame myself for not realizing.... Right?" He asked, seemingly into the air [No, from what I can see, the fault was totally on you] the voice of the male siri that suddenly replied to him "Well fuck you, this wasn't supposed to be my problem, I'm just a defect Nephilim, not someone who asked to be a hero!" [Correction, currently you're a captive of Achilles] "That's not what I meant! You retard of a Sy--" [Playing; Don't Stop Believing by Journey] ================= This work is inspired by the stories of; the origins of the Book of Giants (and pages from the Bible that references to the Book of Giants), The story of David and Goliath, the themes, setting, scenes, land, and stories from various legends, tales, myths, 'n methods in both western and middle eastern. "..." => Talking '...' => thinking (...) => Details/explanation [...] => moves/important terms/specific places #...# => links/inspirations/references for the chapter ..====.. => end of a scene/transition to another scene ================= A [Short] novel, Meaning this is a work that I did not put my all in, But it is something that I gave my thoughts to: the chapters, characters, the plot and the finale. each chapter has atleast (1.2k)-(1.7k) words but I might be able to make chapters with nearly (2k) words, I've learned that in my previous works, the chapters are short af [–=Notes=–] >This Test Novel shall only have 20 chapters, >Have limited descriptions given >English is my third language and I learned English through poetry at first, so please anyone, help point out some writing errors of mine that I didn't do right >I lack perseverance so I might only upload mostly once a week, sometimes twice a week, or worse scenario once a (few) month(s)

The cold air felt heavier every day, as if the earth itself was breathing its last. High above, the skies bore witness to a familiar sun and three red suns, an anomaly that had changed everything. What had once been a peaceful life, among fields and mountains, had transformed into something much more somber. The world as Alex knew it no longer existed. From the farm, surrounded by mountains and covering acres of fertile land, everything seemed to remain the same on the surface. The fences were still standing, the crops still growing, and the animals continued with their daily routine. But Alex knew the truth was different. The world outside, the cities, the towns, even the nearby forests, were no longer what they used to be. The change had begun slowly, almost imperceptibly, until one day, the skies took on an unusual red hue. The temperature began to drop and with it, came the first signs that something much more serious was happening. The animals near the farm, once peaceful and part of the natural cycle of country life, began to mutate. Squirrels, rats, and even smaller creatures, now larger, fiercer, and more numerous, approached the perimeter more and more frequently. Total chaos had not yet arrived. Not on the farm, at least. But in the cities, rumors spoke of disorder, looting, and growing fear. The newscasts no longer offered clear answers, and uncertainty had become the only certainty. Alex, watching the fields from the main house, knew that his home, his refuge, was one of the few places that still offered safety. But even safety had a limit. The cold was getting more intense, and resources would not last forever. Time was running out, and although he did not want to admit it, he knew that he could not survive alone for much longer. Sooner or later, he would have to seek allies, friends, or even his own family. He had built what he could to protect himself, but the world was changing too quickly. The days of simple farm life were over. Now, the struggle to survive in a world he no longer recognized had only just begun.

The miracle doctor, Xu Qing, accidentally fell into the water and died. When she opened her eyes again, she found herself having transmigrated into a farming novel. Then, she felt excruciating pain in the lower half of her body. Xu Qing looked down in disbelief. As a thirty-year-old unmarried single woman, she was in the midst of giving birth to a child! Staring at the three babies who were barely breathing, Xu Qing almost went mad. Why did she suddenly become a mother of three? Her father exclaimed, “How dare you give birth to b*stard children before getting married?! We don’t have a daughter like you. Scram!” Before Xu Qing could even catch her breath after bearing children, she was chased out of the house by her father. Fortunately, her mother pitied her and secretly gave her an acre of land to aid in her survival. With no options left, Xu Qing picked up a hoe and started farming. ‘Hey, that unconscious mister over there, please die somewhere else! Don’t dirty my corn field!’ After dragging the unconscious man to a side, Xu Qing suddenly remembered that she needed help taking care of her children. This man would do! Later on, Qiao Yanhui knelt down before his angry wife with an aggrieved look on his charming face. He had one child on each arm, and another clinging to his head. He looked up at Xu Qing pitifully. “Honey, it’s the effect of my family genes. I can’t control my genes from producing so many babies…” “Out! Get out now!” Xu Qing kicked him aside. Who knew that the man she picked up turned out to be the father of her children. Had she known, she would’ve left him to die in the corn field.

A meme-y blurb that might become a thing later.

穿成古代愚孝文渣A - Original Name. 洛小湃 - Author. STATUS In COO:- 138 (End) - 116 main + 22 extras. Dress up as an ancient foolish and filial literary scumbag A Dress up as an ancient foolish and filial literary scumbag AStraight to the bottom Dress up as an ancient foolish and filial literary scumbag A Author: Luo Xiaopai Status: Completed Latest chapter: Main text Chapter 138 (Extra 22) Introduction to the work: Copywriting: Weibo: Jinjiang Luo Xiaopai Ji Huan woke up and found that she had been transported into an ancient book about foolish filial piety and became the foolish and filial daughter of a farm family. The original person was imprisoned by the whole family. Not only did he do the hardest and most tiring work, but he also had no regrets. His parents spent all the money from selling food on the eldest brother and the third brother. They called the eldest brother the eldest son and the third brother. In addition, money is needed to obtain academic qualifications. As for the money that the original person deserves, the original person's mother pretends to save it for the original person first, but in fact, she secretly subsidizes the eldest son and the younger son. The wife Jiang Yubai that the original person married was said by her mother to be a evil star. Not only did she not let the original person and Jiang Yubai consummate their marriage, she also made things difficult for Jiang Yubai in every possible way, leaving the most tiring and dirty work to Jiang Yubai. Baigan, because of his filial piety, did not dare to say a word for Jiang Yubai. At the end of the book, the original person worked hard for his family all his life, so that he died of illness early before he was forty years old. Jiang Yubai died early in front of the original person. Before the original person died, he only received His parents said lightly: "You are filial." Ji Huan looked at the plot of the original book and immediately said, "What kind of feudal dross is this?" She wants to see who dares to kidnap her morally! So, her mother asked Ji Huan to work in the fields, and Ji Huan lay on the edge of the field and slept soundly. She asked Jiang Yubai to cook for the family, but Ji Huan went into the kitchen and "accidentally" dropped all the bowls; When carrying water, Ji Huan poured senna leaves into the water, which made the whole family unable to stop. When her mother did not give her the money she deserved, Ji Huan went to the village to borrow money and asked the person who was borrowed the money to find it. The original parents want it. In short, the original parents finally couldn't live with Ji Huan anymore and proposed to separate the family. Ji Huan happily agreed and took Jiang Yubai to live a small life with the land and money. Fortunately, Ji Huan was a craftsman in Jianzhan in her previous life. Soon she returned to her old profession and became prosperous in the small town. When she thought about coming over to woo her cheap relatives, Ji Huan said, "Who are you?" " Note: 1. Qianyuan=alpha, Kunze=omega, Zhongyong=beta, no pendant.

Dress up as the scumbag in ancient dog-blood novels Status in COO:- 100 (completed) 90 main + 10extras. 穿成古早狗血文裏的渣a - Name original 洛小湃 - Author name. Shen Xian died suddenly in an accident and traveled through an ancient ABO abuse novel. She became a scumbag in the book who was so angry that his father suffered a stroke, his mother took medicine, and his wife divorced. His daughter was afraid of her, his wife was afraid of her, and even the seventh aunt was afraid of her. The eighth aunt had to take a detour when she saw Shen Xian. In the original book, Shen Xian was obsessed with Lin Qinghan in every possible way, and would go to Lin Qinghan for money from time to time. However, the male protagonist in the original book, Lu Jianbai, was a doctor in the same department as Lin Qinghan. With the help of Lu Jianbai, Lin Qinghan successfully got rid of Shen Xian, a scumbag, and the two of them... Shen Xian, who blackmailed and demanded money, was sent to jail. Shen Xian held her forehead and thought: She is not worthy of this peerless scumbag! Fortunately, she still had a system to follow her, so Shen Xian tore up the original book. Plot: A 50-yuan reward for having a cordial and friendly conversation with her daughter; a 100-yuan reward for taking her father for a walk downstairs; a 100-yuan reward for picking up her daughter from kindergarten; With some money earned from doing tasks, Shen Xian returned to his old business in his previous life and opened a small venture capital company. However, in a short period of time, the company became prominent in Linhai City, and his ex-wife Lin Qinghan and daughter continued to Changing her view of Shen Xian... Small theater: Shen Tian licked the strawberry candy and complained: Mom, Mom, there are several beautiful ladies in Mommy's office today. Lin Qinghan raised his eyebrows and looked at Shen Xian: Really? Shen Xian (nervous) explained: Hey, my wife, I was wrong, they are just partners. Lin Qinghan's lips curled up into a smile: "Let's settle the accounts when we go home tonight." Shen Xian: Ooooh~I'm afraid Content tags: Rebirth, slap in the face, sweet text, Chuan Shu search keywords: Protagonist: Shen Xian, Lin Qinghan

穿書後，女主把我搞到手了？ - original name Author :- 洛小湃 Status in COO:- 83 total chapters ( 81 main + 2 extras) Wei Miao was reborn in a book called "The Domineering President Series: Campus Sweetheart Don't Try to Run" and became a vicious female supporting character who was crazy about the male protagonist in the original book and satirized and framed the female protagonist. And Wei Miao, who is bound to the positive energy system, is asked to save the abused heroine in exchange for his own life in the book world. So the heroine couldn't enter the dormitory door; Wei Miao: I'll help you. The heroine was bullied; Wei Miao: I will protect her. The heroine is sick; Wei Miao: I will take care of her. The heroine is in danger; Wei Miao: I will save you. Until the heroine Liang Qianwei blushed and hugged Wei Miao's waist and said: I want you; Wei Miao:???When did the heroine bend? Forget it, my life is all yours! content tags: Sweet article, Chuan Shu, Shuang article Campus search keywords: Protagonist: Wei Miao, Liang Qianwei ┃ Supporting roles: Song Mengmeng, Wang Xiao, Lu Weinan ┃ Others: Chuan Shu, gl one sentence introduction : After rescuing the heroine, something started to go wrong with the heroine? Purpose: To achieve a positive life through unremitting efforts.

Associated Names [Edit] Adjacent Street GL 邻街gl Status in COO [Edit] 30 Chapters (Completed) Genre [Edit] Romance Yuri Tags[ ] [Edit] Cute Protagonist Love at First Sight Author(s) [Edit] 黎和里 Yu Qiu doesn't believe that love at first sight exists in this world. In fact, it was not true. She fell in love with Ning Qing at first sight, lost her soul at first sight, and fell in love at first sight... Then she was tied tightly and handed the key to him. A cold beauty on the inside ┃ Others: One-sentence introduction: The evolutionary history of a beautiful sister’s wife-slave Concept: You are my love at first sight

This was a random fever dream I wrote when I was 14, goodness me what the hell was I even doing:4. Maybe I'll continue this for the meme of it, or ill never.

"Is this a joke?" "I beg your pardon?" "Is this someone's grand attempt at making me look stupid or making me think I'm going crazy?" "I can assure you, that is not my intention..." ~ • ~ On Averill's eighteenth birthday, she notices unexplainable things happening around her. Objects seem to move if she squints at them. Faint, golden sparks seem to shoot from her fingertips. Dreams of a handsome stranger with violet eyes plague her at night. At first, she chalks it up to her imagination, but a week after her birthday, the mysterious stranger from her dreams approaches her and reveals that she is not human. She is something... more. A high-born fairy who was hidden in the human world as a baby for her protection. Now, this English Aristocrat is being tossed into a world she knows nothing about. A world filled with powerful magic and more powerful foes. A world filled with creators and destroyers. A world that she is destined to be the ruler of. She will face founders, traitors and foes disguised as friends, that will stop at nothing to get what they want. Because if they can't have all Seven Realms, no one can. They're coming. Copyright Hettie Feather 2021

# SORCERER When Lin De woke up, he learned that he had become the lord of vampires. He was surrounded by strong enemies. The werewolves in the Markal Forest had been eyeing his land. The legendary Demon Hunter had been wandering near him, planning to use his head to collect the church’s bounty. What was even worse was that his subordinates were all simple-minded bats that loved fighting. However, Lin De also activated the “Magical Kingdom Building System” that allowed him to become stronger by developing technologies. “You have developed 200 acres of undeveloped land. You have been rewarded with the blueprint for Magic Cannon.” “You have gathered 3000 kilograms of Magic Mirrors. You have been rewarded with the Blood-etched Ring and the Vampire Advancement Potion.” “You have built a wall. You have been rewarded with the Demonic Barrier and the blueprint for Magic Tower.” When the werewolves, vampire hunters, and the church arrived at Lin De’s land, they were stunned by more than 2000 Magic Cannons and 20 Magic Towers. The land was different from what they had thought.

[WPC#270 - Silver Place Winner] In the age of superheroes, Miao Xiaomao was one of the mediocre commoners, who had no superpower. Xiaomao and his senior cat died in an accident. But when he came back to his sense again, Miao Xiaomao found himself regressing to the past. Using his knowledge from the future, Xiaomao invested in the VRMMO game early to prepare for the new age - The Age of Superhuman and Cultivators. He would soon find himself integrating with his in-game character to awaken his superpower and become one of the superhumans. What about his character's choice? A cat dad like him couldn't possibly play a normal game character! "I'M A SUPERHERO, MUNYA!" ...... Q&A because synopsis is too mainstream. Question: What should you know before you read? Answer: This novel shares the same universe as my previous work [Villain Cultivator]. You may find people, names, places, and backstory of things from the other story, and some readers may comment on the things you don't know. Question: Should I be concerned about this? Answer: No. Even if you don't know the background, you can still enjoy the novel as the story will eventually reveal everything to the readers. Question: What should I expect from this novel? Answer: I'll list it for you. - Human MC's story in the real world. - Fluffy, naughty, and obnoxious non-humanoid MC's story in the VRMMO game world. - Weak OP Protagonist to OMGWTFLMAO-OP Protagonist - Munya munya munya munya munya! - Cryptocurrency, NFT technologies, and crypto investment. - Game Character Integration - Superpower and Super Heroes in the real world. - Cultivators, spirit stones. - Memes, parodies, stereotypes, comedy - Plot Twists... MANY Plot Twists.

Jiang Tangtang was tired of 996, so she followed the example of Internet celebrities and returned to her hometown to start a business. sHe sold all her belongings and still owed millions to the bank. Finally, she built a small villa in a mountain valley, rented hundreds of acres of land, and built a rural farmhouse. But she didn't expect that after finally building the house, planting the orchards, and finally opening the farmhouse, she traveled through time and became the legitimate daughter of Anyang uncle of the Zhou Dynasty. The original owner, with a muscular face and a muscular face, looked like a big black bear, but he coveted the most handsome young man in the capital - Lu Shiyan, the young prince of Dingbei Marquis Mansion. sHe used dirty tricks to get pregnant. Married into the Dingbei Hou Mansion and became the concubine that everyone envied. But the good times did not last long. In the third year after the original owner married into the palace, Dingbei Houfu was accused of collaborating with the enemy and treason, and all of them were imprisoned. When Jiang Tangtang came through, he was on the way to be exiled. Facing her husband who had his leg broken, three sick children, his over-capacity stomach, and his obese body that made him gasp for breath after taking only two steps, Jiang Tangtang was unable to look up to the sky. God, if I am guilty, please punish me with the law. Why do you want me to travel through time? Fortunately, the small villa she spent all her money to build also came with her, and the orchard she traveled through turned out to be a space shrouded in fairy mist. There were not only spiritual springs and fairy dew in it, but also hidden surprises that she had not expected.

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Pour toi, coeur de poète avec une âme de pirate et un esprit vagabond. Je t'invite a voyager avec moi, contempler l'univers, l'inconscient et leurs secrets.(fic)

"Journey through multiverse pizzas with cosmic toppings and hilarious memes in 'Pizza Chronicles: A Multiverse Slice of Memes!'

"Open your beautiful almond eyes those are filled with tears by me, doll." he is making me vulnerable day by day. I didn't open my even he grabbed my hair, I just closed my eyes. The hairs on my back rose, and when his hot tongue Licking my tears from my neck I opened my eyes when he pulled my bandage with his teeth and placed wet kisses and he bit my bursie, and I screamed in pain. He raised his dark eyes to meet my brown eyes which were filled with tears.  "How sexy you look with your eyes shed tears and your pink plumpy lips covered with blood like acred lipstick." He traced my lips. "You will be the death of me." He is eating my upper lips, sucking blood. I just released my tears in pain. He kissed me until he was out of breath, he pulled me towards him until our breath mingled, and my soft button nose touched his nose.  "I'm getting addicted to biting your lips until there is no drop of blood left to suck. those tears which shed due to my assault on you're lips. You're making me crazy and feel heaven digging my nails in your delicate and smooth flesh," He pressed my body into him I could feel his rock chest with my soft body. I'm struggling in his firm hold, he can do anything to satisfy his demons. _______________________ Eesha Sharma a true, honest, and well-witted attorney, owns a leading law firm in the country. her father who was a corrupt politician, as well as owning an illegal business. fixed her marriage with a criminal to gain power and a higher position. Eesha plotted against his father by marrying one of his enemies to destroy her both enemies. just as people suggest, "Keep your family close but your enemies closer." Akash Mehta was her pawn in her game to gain the power to end her enemies. A cold-blooded criminal, who came from a criminal family. his family is the reason for snatching the person she loved, inspired, and her only weakness. The phrase "wild and free like a sea" evokes a sense of limitless freedom and untamed beauty. Just like the sea, nature possesses an innate wildness that cannot be contained or controlled. The sea, with its vastness and ever-changing nature, symbolizes the essence of freedom. It dances with the wind, crashing against the shore with unyielding force, creating a symphony of sound and motion. It is home to a myriad of creatures, each living their lives in harmony with the natural rhythms of the ocean. Like the sea, we too can embrace our wild side, casting off the constraints and expectations of society, and connecting with our true nature. To be wild and free like a sea is to embrace the unpredictable, explore uncharted territories, and live with a sense of awe and wonder. It is to embody the raw power and beauty of nature and to live life authentically, unapologetically, and in harmony with the world around us.

Sage normal guy living a normal life, may or may not have died because of some sick burglar. But instead of just heading off to the afterlife the gods of the universes decide to get some entertainment. So they reincarnate Sage to a fantasy world. And what do you know, he’s the son of the demon king. Who’s surprisingly nice. But will everything change when he discovers something truly heartbreaking. Will he seek revenge, will he shut himself off, or will he go completely mad. I dunno so better read Authors note: this will not have a system. Also I’m making stuff up as I go, so expect some changes in the tags and other things like that. By the way I may make a few loopholes so if that happens just feel free to say whatever you like. To be honest I do this for fun, so if you say something rude or mean I will most likely just read it and, wait for it. Move on. That was a horrible joke I know, I don’t know if you could even say it’s a joke, anyways I’m rambling so just ignore me. Hope you enjoy the novel, and remember violence is the question not the answer, and the answer is yes. - a meme I found.

In a mystical realm of Eldoria, an extraordinary establishment emerged amidst the bustling streets of the capital city of Luminaire Kingdom. It wasn't long when unusual people visit there to browse grimoires online, engage in epic virtual duels, and ... share magical memes. The owner named Luke— Luke: "System! Stop the narration. This is just a normal internet cafe with a handsome owner. Or rather, you're the unusual one!" System: "..."

Zhang Cheng was just a normal salaryman at the age of 26. Just like everyone else, he worked from 9 to 5 every weekday. However, he had a bug. When he was 23-year-old, he received a space that was connected to another dimension. The space was about half an acre big. He could use the space the raise crops and animals. Yet, he could only take the harvested crops out of the space or only insert things that the space needed. He couldn't do anything else with it. The only upside was he could exchange his harvest for points to upgrade the space. Three years later, he finally had 300 points for the upgrade. He received another space, and in this space...

After waking up from their slumber, the entire world transmigrated to a parallel universe. Every adult automatically received a private plot of land, each of equal area. At the same time, a robotic female voice sounded. It told them that each person would be ranked and graded based on their farming process and harvest results. Then, they would receive their rewards or punishments accordingly. With that, humanity returned to the farming era. Li Tianxiang transmigrated over and awakened the Heavenly Market System. He discovered that his farm space was connected to other dimensions. This allowed him to bring in superior seeds, higher-leveled farming tools, and more powerful labor from other worlds…... As such, while others were still trying to cultivate their barren land, over a hundred orcs lumbered in Li Tianxiang’s farmland. While others were lugging over water from afar to water their saplings, Li Tianxiang was inviting the dark elves to help him dig the Moon Well. While others were building fences to increase the defense of their farmland, Li Tianxiang had planted rows upon rows of peashooters and potato mines. While others were struggling to expand their farmland, Li Tianxiang was sitting in his manor that spanned tens of thousands of acres.

At 19, Elias is the embodiment of a dreamer lost in a world of history. With soft hazel eyes that always seem to be pondering the mysteries of ages past, Elias carries an air of introspection. He's got that quiet charisma – the type you don’t notice in a crowded room, but in a one-on-one conversation, his depth and passion for history become infectious. Deep down, Elias struggles with finding his place in the modern world. He's emotional, sensitive, and deeply attuned to the feelings of others, which can sometimes be overwhelming in today's chaotic digital age. Yet, he's endearingly genuine. He’ll often lose himself in a history book, feeling the emotions and experiences of those who lived centuries ago. Main Plot: Upon receiving an enigmatic pocket watch from his late grandfather, Elias discovers its time-traveling capabilities. But the journey isn't just about hopping through eras; he encounters iconic women who become genuinely captivated by his understanding and respect for their times. Cleo: "You're not like the men of my time, Max. You’re... different. Also, what's this 'Netflix' you keep talking about?" Max: "Ah, it's like... the modern Colosseum? Entertainment for the masses. Also, yeah, I’m different. I mean, I wear sneakers and know what memes are." While Max's journey with the pocket watch starts as a mere curiosity, it quickly becomes a profound exploration of human history, love, and the fine line between observation and interference. What's with the novel you say -Harem but main point is human relations, story telling and charcter devlopment -The mc is not sigma, alpha but he is no beta or anything you describe....He won't let people walk over him and don't start worshipping women.....but he acts according to situations -Intellegent mc......one who is history nerd to be honest - The mc is not gary stu but he overcomes odd due to plain one one conversation skills and knowledge he has -Harem girls are very appealing and he has personal maids too -No ntr................And don't believe i will do it because i never did it

A man who struggled and lived on earth reincarnated in a new world. When he was trying to become a county official, he was conscripted as a labor disciple from a cultivation sect. The novel is Xuanhuan type and written in first-person view. MC's past, his view on the world, his experience, and his way of life are described by adding some Memes in the Mix. Unlike the usual things that happened in Xuanhuan novel, MC doesn't have a cheat, Op Hax's ability, or Golden finger. Memes wouldn't be explicitly revealed for readers' enjoyment to find out themselves. Au Note, Meme songs would be properly revealed with (the singer - original song). I wrote this novel for readers who love Cultivation fantasy stories but are bored to see the usual cliche event.