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Alden wasted his first life. Bound by unseen strings, his every step followed a script he never wrote. Always trapped, yet never daring to break free—until it was too late. But death was not the end. “You’ve squandered your life once. Use that memory as a reference of what not to do.” “That’s just rude.” Summoned by Asta, the enigmatic god of adventure, Alden is granted a second chance. Bestowed the title of Adventure Apostle and tasked with a single command: live a life worth telling. But reality has its own plans. A story worth telling demands struggles worth surviving, and freedom was never free. As Alden charts his path through a strange, untamed world, whispers of unseen forces and shadowy designs follow his every step. To fight or to surrender—what does it mean to truly live when the strings of fate remain firmly out of reach? A journey of curses, gods, and the fragile threads of choice begins!

This is the story of a boy who transmigrates into the world of Blue Sky. This world has a different Hollywood and different rules. In 1992 where Hollywood's cultural output is too low that conservatism prevailed so that he has come with the task to change it all. His name was Sam Sammir but now he is known as Sam Sandles. This is not a quick story but a slow paced novel which also involves the protagonist's life. What to expect ;- Strong MC, Intelligent MC, No Face slapping at every turn, his growth journey and new movies different from the same hollywood repeated movies. My discord link:- https://discord.gg/FvYNdHCP

In a world where destiny is dictated by the moon, Sam, the heir of the Bloody Red Moon pack, finds himself torn between duty and desire. Bound by family expectations, he is destined to marry his arranged soulmate, but everything changes when he meets Leena, a captivating human girl who awakens feelings he never knew existed. Cursed as a child, Sam lost the ability to recognize his true mate, leaving him questioning the authenticity of his emotions. As their connection deepens, he must confront the mysteries surrounding his past and the dark secrets of his pack. With the full moon looming, Sam must decide: will he follow his heart or adhere to the fate that has been laid out for him? Join Sam and Leena on a journey filled with love, danger, and the search for identity in "Lunar Heartbeats," where every heartbeat under the moonlight could change everything.

When the heir to a vast and powerful conglomerate finds himself in the role of a humble, live-in son-in-law, his every action seems baffling, even laughable. Whispers follow him, people wondering, "Why does he act without fear? How does a man with no apparent wealth or influence walk so confidently in a world where hierarchy is everything, and the poor bow to the whims of the rich?" But for those bold—or foolish—enough to challenge him, the truth soon becomes clear: they've gravely underestimated him. Beneath the facade of a lowly son-in-law lies a man of unimaginable power, one who could bring even the mightiest to their knees with a mere word. The world sees a pauper, but in reality, he is the kingmaker, the silent force who moves the pieces behind the scenes. As the powerful Lockwood family plots and schemes, they’re unaware of the storm that’s about to engulf them. And at the center of it all is a man they thought they could ignore—a man who might just be their downfall. In this world of betrayal, ambition, and hidden strength, will he finally reveal who he truly is, or will he let them continue to underestimate him... until it’s too late?

A prophecy foretells the arrival of a child destined to plunge the world into darkness. Reincarnated in a realm bathed in light, Emani Heolstor embraces her role as the bearer of darkness. However, before fulfilling her mission, she chooses to explore this radiant world, seeking to understand its beauty and find a worthy opponent for her power.

In the magical world of Terra, a long-dormant skeleton summon reawakens. Once bound to a demi-god hero of the Lux Kingdom, the skeleton fell inactive after his master's betrayal and death. Now, he rises in a world both familiar and strange, driven by his master's final command: to destroy those who betrayed him, even if it means annihilating the world. As he awakens, a cold voice echoes in his mind: [System activating]. This system, a remnant of his former master's power, bestows new abilities and unlocks ancient mysteries. Yet, the skeleton harbors a powerful identity from his past that contradicts his master's wishes. Caught between his master's vengeful legacy and his own true self, he must navigate a transformed world where ancient grudges and new alliances shape the fate of Terra, not to mention the impending 'exitium'. Prepare for a tale of magic, vengeance, and identity in a world on the brink of chaos.

Dream of the Red Chamber follows the life of Jia Baoyu, a young man born into a wealthy, declining aristocratic family. Caught between two cousins, Lin Daiyu, a delicate and passionate woman, and Xue Baochai, a composed and practical beauty, Baoyu navigates the complexities of love, family, and fate. Set against a backdrop of decadence and decay, the novel explores themes of destiny, the impermanence of wealth, and the nature of reality, blending romantic drama with philosophical insights and supernatural visions.

Sam: "After feeling responsible for his father's death, Sam takes fate into his own hands, to finish what the old soul of his father had started. But even if he does get what he desires, will it be enough to fill the void?" Ifan: "Ever since he became an orphan, the only person near his side was Sam- but it doesn't feel good to live up to someone's expectations. Silent cries and sorrows of when you care, Does it? Faiza: When a detective becomes so obsessed with a case. Could it be duty, personal or Forbidden sensations? And wanting to escape is just a thought away." Ayat: Wounds, scars and suppressed voice will always urge its way to bleed again. bandages lead a long way, How can she make it essential?"

What are the pros and the cons of regressing back in time? Pros: Certainly, sure, you have a second chance. Another opportunity to fight for survival, to somehow win against the damned pest invaders, and to save the ones that you couldn’t before. But cons: It’s just impossible. Why even bother? The twin, Azia and Cyril Belmont have two completely different opinions on this matter. For Azia, this whole thing is a miracle. It isn’t just a second life for her, but for everyone on earth to once again fight for their survival. And this time, she will win. She will make sure of it. What kind of idiot would turn this down? As for Cyril, he just wonders why the fuck is he even here. How the hell is he supposed to change anything that would stop the earth from crumbling away? What? Is randomly turning left instead of going right on a sunny day would somehow miraculously stop the damn sky from tearing apart?? And who the fuck is responsible for this!? They certainly don’t have any answers. *** Author note: This story has two protagonists and will be told from both point-of-views, so the first few chapters might be a little long and rocky as some information might be repeated. But I promise it’s not going to be much, just give me some time to sort out the writing style and world’s building. Later on, they will embark on two different journeys that will make this writing approach more smooth and convenient, maybe, probably. Also, I’m very new to writing so please feel free to comment and help out this author-nim out. That’s all, enjoy the read!

This story contains Elemental magic and mysteries to come! Updates 1 chapter a day —There was a shout, and I turned to see we were surrounded by a couple dozen men dressed fully in black. “Who are you!?” Clay called to them. I pushed forward till I was standing beside him. “We are the shadows..” I stared at them. “We have come for our revenue!” The man who was speaking had a voice that was airy, almost like he wasn’t real. “We have done nothing to you!” I called out. “Have you not?“ there as an echo of high pitched chuckles. “You dirt, stole our master and brought him into this world before you killed his father.” I was lost. I couldn't tell what he was even talking about. “What master? What is his name?” I asked in a loud voice, fighting to make it sound strong. “Leonurus! He is a master of shadows, and a master of darkness.” “And how did we take him?” The man chuckled again. “You are one to talk, greedy woman, you are the one who stole him!.” He pointed at me. “What is he talking about, is he from that other world?” I shook my head. “Your cursed spells, you try to deny it!” I stepped forward away from the huddled group behind me. “I have never messed with the darkness!” He stared at me. “You are the one that took him away through birth.” It hit me and I flinched, the baby! “I don’t know where he is.” I finally said after a second. PS: There are many different POVs but only one main couple in each vol -NOT A HAREM-

In 18. Jahrhundert stirbt unter brutalen Foltern die Gefährtin des Werwolfs Sam. Sie bittet die Mondgöttin wiedergeboren zu werden. Dies lässt den Wahnsinn von Sam stoppen, und er wartet 250 Jahre auf sie. Leonie steht mit beiden Beinen im Leben. Zwar Single, aber sonst alles im Lot. Bis eines Tages ein Typ meint, dass sie seine wiedergeborene Gefährtin sei. Die Geschichte beinhaltet blutige Szenen anfangs, und auch sexuelle Szenen später. Daher nicht unter 18!

When the chosen one meets an untimely (and frankly, embarrassing) demise, all eyes turn to their unremarkable sidekick, Sam. Armed with little more than a sharp wit, a knack for sarcasm, and a glowing artifact they barely know how to use, Sam is thrust into the role of reluctant hero. But saving the world isn’t as straightforward as the prophecies made it sound. The kingdom is in shambles, the antagonist is three steps ahead, and the “team of loyal allies” consists of a disgraced knight, a kleptomaniac rogue, a cynical scholar, and a pacifist healer with secrets of their own. As Sam bumbles through quests, battles, and far too many near-death experiences, they begin to realize that being a hero isn’t about fulfilling a prophecy - it’s about rewriting it. With danger closing in and the fate of the world on their shoulders, Sam must decide: can an ordinary sidekick really become the hero the world needs, or is it time for a Plan B for Destiny?

A sweet but short childhood memories... From friends they become childhood sweethearts.. Sam and Peter both lived in the same colony their journey began when they both met at a wedding ceremony when they were just 4 years old.. slowly and gradually they became precious to each other but they didn't know what this feelings were.. they realised at the end when there was no turning point... Peter was a beam of light that brighten up the darkness of Sam and Sam was the angel that filled Peters childhood with colours and happiness.. Both shared a beautiful childhood with lots of dreams and promises and spending their lives together.... Let's see what is awaiting for them in the future.. a bright and beautiful future or a dark and ugly future.... This story is based on a small experience of my life.. hope you all enjoy my story....

Sam Sanderson is envied by many for his job, however he himself didn't seem to like it much. Due to his expertise in nanotechnology he was tasked with monitoring the state the Valkyries, humanity's strongest weapons who all just happened to be made into gorgeous females. Forbidden from even touching any of them, Sam spends his days in agony watching flowers he couldn't hope to touch. However one day all of that seemed to change. His luck recieves a massive boost, but with it came new dangers, more responsibilities and conspiracies knocking on his door one after the other. Finding himself diving head first into an inter-dimensional mess, Sam realizes that sleeping with robots was the least of his concerns. ====================== Check out my other works! On [Webnovel]: Maids VS Apocalypse. On [Patreon.com/Nomanalive]: Last Man On Earth, When There Is No Earth? Eating Souls In Another World.

Sam, a boy with the power to scan a woman's personality embarks on an adventure to hunt sluts inside a console full of games of manliness. In the games, he will play various sports and compete in many challenges. A/N The chapters here will be very short

--- **Title:** *HORRORSCOPE DEATH AWAKENING In a world where magic and technology blend seamlessly, Sam is reincarnated as a new figure, bound by a terrible curse. His unknown father has doomed him to eternal life—he can never die, no matter how much pain or suffering he endures. Alongside this curse, Sam is granted a sinister power: a game-like system that sends him into nightmarish realms, where he must hunt and kill horrifying monsters to survive. Each kill strengthens him, pushing him deeper into the dark secrets of this world—secrets involving ancient gods, powerful beings, and the truth behind his cursed immortality. While enduring the madness of horror scenes, Sam also faces the chaos of school life, unexpected romance, and moments of lighthearted comedy. Warning if you are soft hearted to abusive word don't read but I will try to lower the abusive word a little Next, the novel is not real what I am asking like dear reader is the main character talking so show your angry on the mc thank you

A boy with not much to loose in his life somehow looses even more everything but a box and a morbid gift from his father. As he tries to outrun his problems he only meets more sorrow and betrayal.

-NOTE : ALL THE CHARACTERS AND PLACES IN THIS NOVEL ARE FICTIONAL- In a world where magic shapes the very fabric of power and prestige, Arthur Alpin, the third child and second prince of the royal family, is born with a gift that strikes fear into the hearts of his kin—shadow magic. Unlike his older siblings, revered for their elemental prowess, Arthur’s mysterious and uncontrollable power is seen as a curse. Cast aside as a disgrace to the crown, he is exiled from the palace and abandoned by those he once called family. Alone in a world that sees him as a threat, Arthur must confront the dark nature of his magic. As he delves into the shadowy depths of his power, he uncovers ancient forces long forgotten—magic capable of reshaping kingdoms. Now, the boy they discarded may rise, not as a prince, but as something far greater... or far more dangerous. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Information ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Time Schedule – 1 chapter release every friday 5:00 PM GMT+6 1500 words per chapter. 15 chapters per volume. Magipedia update time : Every chapter.. Current read goals : 10k.

Cleiton Silva is a 14-year-old boy living in a humble community in Brazil. He is of mixed-race descent, reflecting the rich diversity of Brazilian heritage, and is tall for his age, though he has a slender build. He helps his father as a construction worker's assistant to supplement the family income. His biggest dream is to become a football player, just like the legends he sees on TV. When he secures a spot on the youth team of Vitória, a prominent football club in the state of Bahia and one of the two biggest teams in the state, Cleiton feels he’s finally closer to changing his life and realizing the dream his father had to abandon to support the family. Determined to be a center-back like his father, Cleiton quickly realizes that the journey won’t be easy. He doesn’t have the same skills as the others and only has the advantage of being physically stronger, a result of years of hard work. Just as he’s about to be cut from the team, Cleiton is stunned by something unbelievable: a mysterious system appears, offering skills and challenges that promise to transform him into the greatest center-back of all time. Now, with a unique opportunity in his hands, Cleiton must juggle intensive training, the harsh reality at home, and the desire to honor the dream his father had to leave behind. Determined not to waste this chance, he approaches every training session as if it were his last, knowing he’s not just playing for himself, but also for his family and the dream of a better life. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Disclaimer: The cover image was created using AI. Please note that I am not a native English speaker and have used AI to assist in translating my original text from Portuguese. This novel is not intended to be 100% faithful to reality; rather, its purpose is to provide an entertaining story while also helping me improve my English skills. Thank you very much for the support, and I hope you all enjoy the novel! JOIN MY PATREON - patreon.com/00_SAM

《Random Stories》 [This novel is made just for fun reading purposes, cause I'm not funny] [Not every chapter will have the same storyline or character]

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she's ugly, Ronald said, what?? ur crush is ugly?? Sam asked, yh she is ...... without the "gly"Sam looked into his green eyes in surprise realizing what he meant. What happens when she falls in love with this new guy while her long life yearning crush finally asks her out

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This is a story about a young adult who tragically dies because of a useless spotter, and is transmigrated into the world of one piece, come follow along and watch as he unravel more mysteries about his transmigration, himself and the world around him.

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well I just writing this with all my imagination to make my fav mc jiwoo OP and BADASS and I get bored written my other fanfiction's on eleceed were my own new character take jiwoo's spot light so I thought why not make jiwoo strong and no if he stay same the good innocent boy who scared of his powers forget about become stronger before meeting kayden so yeah here it is THE BADASS JIWOO WARNING this fanfiction contains of violence and abuse that may be upsetting for some readers oh! I dont own eleceed hah if were to own eleceed why would I writing fanfic I would be posting new official chapters!!!! and I just start learning English a year ago so sorry in advance for my grammar and spelling mistake you find in every chapter