Dark Humours Jokes

He liked simple life but the simple life rejected him. Not every thing was simple but at least it wasn't as hard as trying to walk a newly born baby. "Why is it all so damn lovingly SCREWED?" The Raging Phoenix company is an entertainment company?!! Nah! that's the most deadly joke I have heard.

Jin-hun a guy seeking thrilling experiences joins the military and gets to experience some action, finds love, makes great friends and has a nice family. But there are some people with bad luck and jin-hun is one of them.

Corvin Blackmoor was a man carved by war and betrayal. From the blood soaked deserts of Afghanistan to the shadowed corridors of British Intelligence, he served and watched ideals crumble into lies. Patriotism. Honor. Loyalty. He buried them all long before a Quds Force assassin silenced his final breath. But death was only the beginning. Dragged from the ruins of a dying world, Corvin awakens in Valtheris. A savage world ruled by magic, where gods are myths, and survival is written in blood. He is no longer human. He is the last of the Dark Parasytes, an extinct race once so feared that every kingdom, every empire, and every mage order hunted them to extinction. Armed with Shadow Siphon, the power to replicate the strengths of others, Corvin stands alone at the bottom of an alien food chain. Weaker than a wild beast, with enemies and predators lurking in every forest, every court, every throne. Weakness is temporary, patience is eternal. In a world fractured by ancient wars, between noble Elves, scheming Demons, ruthless Humans, primal Feralis and Aetherborn Corvin will climb. He will feast. He will conquer. And in the shadows of Valtheris, the last predator will rise. No gods. No masters. Only the cold ambition of a man who has nothing left to believe in… but power itself.

They call him **Dark Echo** — the shadow that moves when no one’s watching. He doesn’t speak. He doesn’t miss. And he was never meant to exist. Once a ghost in service to the world’s most silent killers, he vanished without a trace. No one leaves the Vanta Division — not alive. Yet Dark Echo did… and now he moves across continents, hunted by the very silence that trained him. No name. No past. No mercy. But something is stirring behind the quiet. A memory. A truth. And the echo he tried to outrun is coming home. No name. No past. Just the echo.

Dark Ballerina is a gothic horror novel centered around a haunted music box hidden inside a desolate, decaying house. The box contains a delicate porcelain ballerina who dances to a melody no one can name—and it torments the families who live there, generation after generation. The story follows Eleanor March, who returns to the house she fled as a child to claim her inheritance. But once inside, she finds herself drawn into a chilling cycle of ghostly echoes, repressed memories, and a growing suspicion that the music box isn’t just haunted—it’s alive, and it remembers her.

From being a sex slave to the mafia lord’s favourite, follow the story of Mina Angel, from being a sassy girl to the mafia lord princess. Aaron Vertercio, the mafia Lord took a liking to Mina, he’d do anything for Mina to be his sex slave, even if he had to make Mina and her sick mom homeless and suffer. “What, I woke up like this” Mina said. “ Go back and change princess!” Aaron growled “ Why?” Aaron walked towards her, the aura was enough to send a shiver down someone's spine Mina was slammed against the wall, and Aaron locked her in his arms “Remember this, you are mine and mine alone”. You can follow me on Discord; _Mckenzie_

Tamriel is home to many people. Life is a journey and not many walk the same path. Open to a select few is the path of the Nightingale. Nightingale's are warriors of Nocturnal who have committed themselves to stealth, secrecy, and silence. Dar Sha Rava was born into service of Nocturnal and will soon have a taste of freedom.

The story takes place during the medieval era and revolves around a fictional kingdom called Kortan. This kingdom stood out from the rest due to its development and progress, which made the other kingdoms covet its resources and attempt to take control of it. Will Clinton, the ruler of Kortan, be able to protect his kingdom and its resources from invasion? Why is Kortan the only advanced kingdom in the medieval era, when it’s supposed to be a time of primitiveness? You will discover the answers to these questions through your reading of this exciting story, full of action and amazing characters.

The story takes place in the interstellar universe, where everyone born with a tag on them(S, A, B, C,) which created by the Godlike Emperor who rules 3/4 of the universe from Millenniums. The Tags gives the higher tags complete domain over those tags, this age knows as Dark Age. The tale is about a young boy named Atlas, who woke up on an unknown planet and found everyone on the planet dead. He is a boy born without a tag on him known as "untagged". The untagged is the individual how possed the strength or talent to rival the Emperor and conceded as the symbol of terror and destruction. The story starts when the boy escapes from a slave dealer to find his mother and thus the tale of an Untagged boy, who brings an end to the Dark Age begging.

"The water choked him, the cold seeping into his bones. His mind, usually so sharp, fractured into a thousand desperate thoughts. He saw her face above him, contorted by a primal rage, and in his final, suffocating gasp, he knew. Not just an opponent. A predator. He tried to speak, to beg, to curse, but only a gurgle escaped as darkness claimed him. His last thought, a chilling realization: She was more monster than detective." In the rain-slicked streets of Owerri, I live a double life. By day, I'm Detective Elise Blackwood, bound by the law, navigating a system that often fails the innocent. By night, I become a ghost, a weapon forged by a mother's murder, hunting the powerful Network – the city's corrupt elite who operate above all law. They stole my past; I'm here to tear down their future. Every stolen ledger, every breached server, drags me deeper into their deadly game, transforming me from hunter to the hunted. My knuckles ached, the water cold as ice, as I forced him under. This wasn't just justice. This was survival. And a promise kept. I've walked through fire, made impossible choices, and faced betrayal from every angle. Now, as I close in on their elusive financial architect, Pierce M., the man whose secrets can finally bring their empire crashing down, the true cost of my war reveals itself. The truth about Pierce is far more devastating, far more personal, than any nightmare I could have imagined. My pursuit of dark justice is about to collide with a betrayal that will redefine everything I am.

" A killing joke " follows Dr. Kazuki Mizushima, a young physician who mysteriously awakens in a dungeon in another world. He immediately finds himself accused of being an operative for a secret cult known as the Masked Ones, who have been causing deadly transformations throughout the kingdom of Azuria.Kazuki's predicament is twofold: not only does he have no idea what his accusers are talking about, but he also can't remember any details about his personal life or what he was doing that brought him to this world. His medical knowledge remains intact, but his identity and purpose are shrouded in mystery.While imprisoned, Kazuki is interrogated by Lady Reina, a beautiful and talented court mage/physician. She discovers that Kazuki's memory loss was intentionally induced through sophisticated magical barriers, which only throws more suspicion on him. Captain Valerius, determined to protect the realm, wants to extract information from Kazuki "by any means necessary." ( also on royal road)

Kai's life sucks. Born with meridians like a cracked teacup, he can't hold Qi and is the laughingstock of his cultivation clan. After his jealous "best friend" frames him and has him dumped in a monster-infested forest to die, Kai hits rock bottom – bruised, broken, and literally beast-chow. Enter the System. Just when Kai curses his fate, a shimmering blue screen pops up: "The Absolute Bullshit Cultivator System Activated!" Its name is ridiculous, its attitude sarcastic ("Peak Level Trash" status, really?), but its gifts? Instant. A healing elixir patches him up. A movement technique downloads straight into his brain. Powerful pills flood his dantian with more Qi than he's ever felt. Suddenly OP? Kinda. Kai isn't a god... yet. But dodging a charging Razorback Boar with impossible, lightning-crab speed? Check. Leading spirit beasts on frustrating chases while laughing like a maniac? Check. This "bullshit" system just turned the world's biggest loser into its luckiest cheat code. His mission now? Survive the woods. Get stronger. Unlock more absurd system perks. And absolutely wreck the faces of everyone who threw him away. With a sarcastic AI in his head and the universe's cheat codes at his fingertips, Kai's path to becoming stupidly overpowered begins with one simple step: running away really, really fast. And maybe embracing the absolute bullshit. The path to OP starts here. Get ready for face-slapping, fast progression, and a system that thinks it's hilarious.

This a world without history. One must uncover it.

He was a prince from the biggest kingdom in the Andromeda Continent.His family was the Holy Knight descendants who had killed the dark king. A mysterious accident took his father's life and cursed him with the dark power, making everyone doubt his identity. His uncle treated him as a war puppet even forcing him to relinquish his right to the king's throne and his cousin treated him like his nemesis. Feeling guilty for his father's death he decided to give his blind loyalty to his kingdom and accidentally fell in love with an unknown woman. But after all, things started going well, he was accused of rebelling and was cruelly executed. A dark power revived him, but he was not the same person they once knew. This time he would rise again not only as a king but a king among the kings that conquered the land... _________ >This is love at first sight, but also a slow burn romance (Romance subplot) >The story mostly about the MC's internal struggle >Please expect a lot of battle and fighting scenes as well as some political maneuvers in this story >The MC is cold for romance and mostly act by his status as a royalty >His past play a big role please be patient >This is not eye for an eye type of story Discord chanel: https://discord.gg/mSRHyMVhnG Cover by Commission Aleena Mao from Pixiv -------------- Other works: *The Incubus System *Dragon King's Harem *Seven Sins System *Demon Lord's Succubus (Completed)

"A cursed dagger, four mysterious stones, and a boy upon whom the fate of the world depends."

After his transmigration into a Victorian-era world, Michael Carter, now under the name Edward Smith, is suddenly recruited by an agent a secret organization—Nightfall Agent, codename CLOWN. Why would Clown choose a man with no skills, no training and nothing left to lose? Who really is Clown? Is it just fate or is Clown up to something. The world is totally unknown to Edward and the darkness in the underworld has now driven Edward in. His life grips suspense as Clown, Edward and his colleagues are now tracing a hitman, to get to his organization. That world was not just a world on the surface, but one in which secrets lurk under darkness

A boy woke up and found himself in a world of ruin with amnesia. Like a child who just started to understand reality. All he knew was his name somehow and that he had an axe next to him that from then on he kept by his side as it was one of the only thing he had. On it it was written that the dreamer is the one who wields this axe. Later he finds that every time he dies, he wakes back up from the point from where he woke up that day. Like everything that happened that day was just a dream. No. A Nightmare. Now. Dream on dreamer.

Evelyn Dario, is a young woman going through a lot more than what people see. The death of her mother forces her to take care of her younger sister , but how can she when they are far apart . Carson Giovanni is a young mafia boss dealing with trouble his father left him with , but finds great difficulty. what happens when the two meet under circumstances and end up being great help to each other , but as fate would have it both end up betraying each other ,and once again forced to survive on their own as they once did. but what will happen next when Carson finds out that the person he was supposed to marry was the real traitor and Evelyn was just a victim cought up in that mess as she tried to protect him. will they fight together after the discovery or is the damage done to great beyond repair?

Four souls awaken in a strange and otherworldly realm—not because of their deaths, but because of the unfinished purposes that still bind them. Questions, torment, and enigmatic strangers await as they journey through a world shaped by sin, memory, and the weight of their past choices. In this dark, mystical, and psychological tale, they must confront buried emotions, face the consequences of their actions, and seek redemption in a land where the lines between life, death, and the soul blur. A haunting exploration of guilt, forgiveness, and the farthest reaches of the human spirit. I will be posting this story on RoyalRoad.com

Rule of seduction number four, set the stage and make sure it looks real, if you get caught up in your own web of lies all is lost. Walking past the said couple, accidentally my heels caught on the trail of my dress, and somehow I was in his arms, while half my wine glass emptied down the fine male specimen. Damn, what a waste of good wine. It would have done for other "coughs lightly", more sensual purpose. All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, including photocopying, recording, or other electronic or mechanical methods, without the prior written permission of the publisher. Copyright Aquah-goddess Disclaimer: I do not own any of the pictures all credit goes to their rightful owner Warning: contains mature scenes enter at your own risk

Dark Seraphim follows Selene, a being born of light and shadow, created in secret as part of a divine experiment. Hunted by both Heaven and Hell, she struggles to control powers that neither realm fully understands. When she crosses paths with Asrael, a warrior with his own mysterious past, an unbreakable bond forms between them—one that ties their fates together in ways they cannot yet comprehend. As they journey through ancient ruins and uncover hidden truths, Selene and Asrael realize they are at the heart of a war centuries in the making. Dark forces lurk in the shadows, waiting for the moment to strike, and the line between friend and foe blurs. With celestial forces closing in and secrets unraveling, they must navigate a dangerous path where love and betrayal walk hand in hand. In a world where even angels can fall, will Selene and Asrael embrace their destiny—or be consumed by it?