Your Mums So Fat Jokes

23.03.XXXX YES! I got into my dream college! Mom surprised me with cake and confetti.> 30.03.XXXX Been a week already ! finals are such a headace Wish it would it be done already ,I have been eyeing The blue dress for a while now , should I just get it? 06,04.XXXX Finally, a decent horror movie! Jes nearly Threw up at the gore...Worth it. 24.04XXXX Mom's been acting off lately.Maybe it's just because the anniversary is coming up.... I'll make her favorite breakfast tommrow. 09.05.XXXX OH MY GOD! Mom got me a ticket to JAPAN!! I've been dreaming of this trip forever!! I leave next month! 06.06.XXXX JAPAN, HERE I COME! ??.??.XXXX ...Where am i?

Imagine an ordinary guy who wakes up as a baby eagle after dying—confused, feathered, and in for a wild ride. Armed with a mysterious system granting him the ability to evolve, he dives beak-first into a world where freedom reigns, but strength is the ultimate ticket.

He was Mu Jia's second young master, the epitome of desirability in City C, pursued by all the celebrated beauties. She was a foster daughter of the Wen family, rumored to be as fat as a cow and more robust than a man. Everyone said she wasn't worthy of him, yet he still married her. Wen Laibao accidentally committed a murder and was sentenced to three years, and everyone said her life was over. However, three years later, she shed her excess weight and made a stunning return, appearing before everyone with a beauty that overshadowed all others and married the most feared man in City C, who turned out to be a wife-pampering fanatic!

Sorry, i´m leaving. You should do the same

He was suddenly transported to the game he played last night as the fat perverted childhood friend of one of the love interest of the heroine will he want to change he's faith?

In her past life, Mei Lin was a well-known bully, and Shen Lei was her favorite target. From middle school to university, she tormented him relentlessly. Her actions eventually pushed him into a life-threatening situation, leading to a forced marriage between them. For Mei Lin their six-year marriage was filled with cold silence and growing hatred. Influenced by her adopted elder sister, Mei Lin ran away from home in search of freedom. Instead, she walked into a nightmare. Mei Lin spent twelve years in suffering. When she finally escaped and reached out for help, she understood it was her sister who had betrayed her. Broken and dying, Mei Lin was overwhelmed by regret. But fate gave her a second chance. She woke up two days after her marriage to Shen Lei; back in the life she had once thrown away. This time, she wants to change. She wants to face the past, take responsibility, and make things right.

Madeline Harlow, a 20-year-old whose life seems pretty normal, attending classes, coming back home, rushing through deadlines and whatnot except that it's not. Madeline was the daughter of Benneton Harlow, a leading businessman in the pharmaceutical industry until someone sued him leading his company into bankruptcy. Fortunately, he was able to pay back all his debts and rise against all odds that were thrown at him, but at what cost? ''Dad, whose marriage certificate is this, and why does it have my name on it!?'' Benneton sighed and calmly stated as a matter of fact, ''It's yours and Liam's.'' As if not being able to accept what she had just heard, Madeline rushed to her dad, bringing the papers closer to him, ''Why did I even sign this!? And why him!?''

"One beautiful heart is better than thousand beautiful faces..." "A new heart also will I give you, and a new spirit will I put within you: and I will take away the stony heart out of your flesh, and I will give you an heart of flesh. Ezekiel 36:26."

Sneak a peek at the life of Yareli Galveston. A working class, independent woman. Thirty and yet still... Wanna know the rest? Get into it, will ya? #romance #slice of life #urban

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

All I did was to show you the love I have for you.it was only for your sake.

Andromache was cursed to roam around the Earth for as long as she knew. She killed her master's wife, Sicily, because of jealousy. Sicily was her master's sun while she was the moon, guiding him from the shadows. She was tired and so she slept. Years later, she will be waken up by a man who's shining so bright. "It seems the lady forgot" he says. "I am Cell, I was created to guide you to your death."

Sean is a sixteen-year-old with a tasteless sense of humor. After enduring a harsh life from an early age, he decides to end it, believing death will grant him freedom. Unfortunately for him, even death slammed its doors in his face.

I was always the typical prankster, but Akira never reacted like the others. Instead of getting angry, she always smiled, and over time, that smile stopped being my target and became the thing I wanted to protect the most.

Naniniwala ka ba sa kasabihang kung kayo, kayo? at "what's meant for you will always find you?" Kahit na imposibleng magtagpo ang landas niyo? Si Liyahn Cruz, simpleng babae at nangangarap na maging isang ganap na manunulat ngunit kailangan niya munang makapagtapos ng kolehiyo sa kursong naaayon sa kagustuhan ng kanyang mga magulang. Tuwing bakasyon umuuwi sila sa probinsya- tahimik at payapa at kung siya nga ang masusunod gustong gusto niyang manatili na dito. Para sa kanya perpekto ang probinsya para makapagsulat siya ng magandang libro. Si Yohan Vale, isang sikat na international celebrity (kung saan siya nagmula, anong bansa at anong lahi? kayo na mga mambabasa ang bahala, depende sa imahinasyon niyo). kilala sa larangan ng pagkanta, sayaw, at sa aktingan. Siya na ata ang pinaka sikat at perpektong male celebrity sa panahong ito. Ngunit sa kabila ng kasikatan akala ng lahat perpekto na ang buhay niya. Sa una naman masaya siya, sino ba namang hindi diba? pinapangarap ng lahat ang buhay na meron siya. Ngunit sa likod ng kamera pagod nalang ang nararamdaman niya at para bang wala na siyang katahimikan. Magkaibang mundo at landas. Sa paanong paraan kaya sila pagtatagpuin ng tadhana? Paano kung ang pagtatagpong ito ay mas higit pa sa inaasahan nila at hindi kapani paniwala? Pagtatagpong hindi kayang ipaliwanag sa realidad. Ang pagtatagpo ba nila ang magbabago at ang magpupuno sa mga kakulangan sa buhay nila?

Once upon a time, in a quaint kingdom, a young noble with a seemingly ordinary childhood finds his world flipped upside down as the day of skill awakening approaches. The idyllic days of youthful bliss take a sudden turn for the worse, unraveling a fate intertwined with a mysterious skill that has the potential to alter the course of his life.

[Welcome to the 4th Dimension] Ari is a girl who's best friend committed suicide on her 20th. After being sent down a depressed spiral a gift from her aunt gives her a way to bring her back. Using a unique glass of milk she's sent to the 4th Dimension, a place where lost souls can be saved and returned Now with the help of a talking panda bear and some new friends she journeys through to retrieve the souls of people who have taken their own lives and save the life of her lost friend.

The door slammed. I did not know what to do. I try to quite my breathe as I hear the sound of hoofed steps stirring through the darkness of the halls. I didn't mean for this to happen, it was expose to be for a laugh or two, but now there was no laughing to be heard. - Hello future reader, this is the author! This story is something I wanted to do for fun, so there will most likely not be any regular uploads of chapters, but I hope you'll enjoy my work! - Happy reading!

Just another bored writer making his own world. Wait, why do my characters know I exist?!

Warning: Adult Content R18+ Tags: Reverse Harem, Beastmen, Comedy, Transmigration. To fend off her pursuer, Wen Shi traveled through different realms to find the constellation that holds her ticket to godhood. Living different personas with one tangent point: Enemy of Mankind. What will happen to this foul-mouthed ghost with no inkling of romance after finding she stumbled on a world filled with shapeshifting men? And the gist? She had to incorporate their Yang body with her intense Yin physique to survive. "Yang Donor? Bullshit! Isn't that just a euphemism for a sperm donor with dumb theatrics?" Who will be bold to tame her wild antics and crude ways? Will they be able to claim this old ghost's heart? Disclaimer: Cover Image not mine. Credits to the rightful owner.

An over confident lady who thinks that all boys will kneel before her will encounter a man who seems to unlike every girl in the world. Will she be able to melt this man's stone heart with her charisma or will she fall for her own trap?

A story about a biography of a famous intersex male opera singer, Xia Yan Ting. Story based on his son, Xia Wei Ting aka Takeshita. Yan ting was his mum and his dad Takeshita Kennji. 2 September 1995, Nanjing. Wei Ting went back to China, Nanjing to bring back his dad ashes to bury together with his wife, Xia Yan Ting. Wei Ting also go to china to promote his novel, “My mum was a top spy”. Kennji was a Japanese General and business man back in 1930s and frequently travel to and fro China for businesses. 1934, he met Yan Ting at the courtesan house, Nanjing Hua Ting and saw a virgin male courtesan who was sold to Hua Ting. He fell in love with him at first sight, not knowing that he was a man and an intersex person. On Yan Ting first night, he was bought by Kennji to spend a night with him. That night they slept together not knowing that Yan Ting was a spy for China government. Love and hatred blossom between Yan Ting and Kennji. *Sex, torturement and drugs are used in this novel. *Restricted to the youth.

Heartbroken after catching her boyfriend cheating with his colleague on Valentine's Day, Anya impulsively proposes to a stranger in a fit of rage. The stranger, a charming and enigmatic man, accepts her proposal without hesitation. As Anya grapples with the consequences of her impulsive decision, she discovers that her "husband" is not just a random passerby, but someone with a mysterious and powerful connection to her life. He's not just a stranger; he's her boyfriend's boss, a man known for his wealth and influence, but who has kept his true identity hidden from Anya. Now, trapped in a web of lies and deceit, Anya must navigate the treacherous waters of her unexpected marriage while uncovering the truth about her "husband" and his hidden agenda.

Abused and expelled from her pack for being fat, Cassie has to find a new alpha, one that is willing to take her with her flaws. She has heard of Abel, an alpha with a bad temper, who was expelled from his original pack and created his own in some mysterious way. She can only hope he will accept her. Every person Abel takes into his pack has some flaw that has been rejected by others, but he doesn’t see flaws, just beauty. When he first sees Cassie, he knows he wants her. He senses the darkness and the strength inside her, and he has no choice but to use every single means possible to make her crack, so that she can use the strength that now terrifies her. Only by pushing her is he able to get under her skin and unleash the power that Cassie holds. But Abel’s needs come flooding him. He’s the alpha, meant to be strong. No woman has ever been able to handle him. Has he found that woman in Cassie? Can she handle his brand of control? His need to protect?