Potato Godzilla Porn

Have you ever wondered if god exists? If there is life on another planet? Does magic exist? What is there after death? Well, the answer to these questions is not difficult. Follow the story of a young porn lover who reincarnated in a fantasy world as the candidate for the God of sex, eroticism and obscenity. Accompany our protagonist on his journey full of fantasy, intrigue, women and lots of sex. English is not my native language, therefore, I apologize in advance if I present grammatical errors, I appreciate any correction and constructive criticism to improve.

Ian was an ordinary guy on his way to work when he suddenly found himself in a strange and dangerous world ruled by dark races like vampires, werewolves, and demons. Transmigrated into the body of a lesser vampire, Ian that he must quickly adapt. Just when all hope seems lost, Ian had awakened his cheat golden finger: The Strongest Body Customization System, which allows him to modify and customize his body by consuming biomass. With this golden finger, Ian began his path to power, designing bone claws and other enhancements to give him an edge against the terrifying werewolves and other supernatural threats. But as Ian learns more about the Curtained Imperium and existences of Gods, Aliens, and Outer Gods that can destroy planets. He understood the depth of this world was deeper than he thought. Need to fly? Customize a pair of angel wings! The body is small? Add hundreds meters of height and become bigger than Godzilla! Need a weapon? Customize bone claws and kagune on the spot!

The world awakens, dungeons form, animals and plants mutate, the gods spectate the world's happenings and find people they think are interesting, and humans gain powers and systems that are tailored to them (They're all the same thing, just with different designs). The usual stuff. It just so happens that our main character's version of the system is, for better or lack of words...flawed. --- Disclaimer: NSFW content will be marked accordingly: N+ for 18+, N- for darker themes, and N for a mix of both. Updates will aim for a chapter every week, with the potential for more depending on my schedule. Your feedback and ideas are greatly appreciated, even if it's just a "good job" or complete negativity. Questions are also welcome.

An ordinary high school boy named Max is in his basement watching porn and masturbating. When suddenly, a pop-up ad covered the whole screen! __________________________________________||FREE|| Congratulations! You won as the first person to watch porn 10000 times. You are hereby granted a once in a lifetime opportunity! Do you want to change your fate? Do you want to have sex with real women? Do you want to get rich? Do you want to be popular? Stop watching porn and SIGN UP now in our Universal Lust System! by Alien Universe Do you want to Sign Up? [YES] [NO] _______________________________WTF is this? Ads? What’s this thing saying?! So annoying! Sign up? This is just a scam!tries to click ‘NO’ accidentally clicked ‘YES’ --- Thank you for Signing Up! Hope you have a fun time! - Alien Universe___________________ --- “What? ARRGGGHHHHH! It hurts!” Max holds his head with both hands. faints____________________ --- Welcome to The Lust System! [Max][Level: 1][Points: 0][Skills][Missions][Store][Women Conquered]_

Warning: Many, like way many lemons and smuts. C'mon guys, you know it's gonna be a good one there's no need to read the synopsis and everything down here, but for context, you can go on but the potential is the first ten chapters, it won't hurt to give it a go, just try it and then thank me later, oh, I will be the one to thank you I guess. See you on the other side. Let's goooo ___ Peter Carter is a 16-year-old orphaned virgin nerd who gets bullied daily at Lincoln High. His escort mother died at birth, he lives with his nurse mom and twin sisters, and his biggest achievement is surviving lunch without getting his ass kicked by quarterback Jack Morrison. ___ Human! That's what I fucking was. Me and Tommy were bottom-tier NPCs in everyone else's highlight reel. All I did was study and jack off to porn, fantasizing about women I'd never touch—Madison Torres, Mrs. Rodriguez, Sofia Delgado. They existed in a universe where I didn't even register as human. But then everything changed. [DING! You have Awakened the Dark Lord Seduction System!] A system born from the sexual frustration of hundreds of thousands if not billions of women worldwide, my mission was clear: liberate sexually neglected wives, daughters, unsatisfied hot students, my gym instructor, CEOs, frustrated teachers, and touch-starved women while earning System Points that convert to real money (1 SP = $100). [DING! Abilities gained: Magical Fingers, enhanced stats, master-level skills... ... Advanced Knowledge downloaded: Master Driving, Massage God, Advanced IT...] The system transformed me from school punching bag to irresistible seductive Dark Lord. Every intimate milestone earns SP—from first kisses to full encounters, cucking husbands saving their neglected wives, widows, wives and mistresses of billionaires while walking on the tight edge of seduction and eventual death if I got discovered by these rich guys I was helping satisfy the wives they'd neglected. Now I'm living a double life: shy nerd by day, dominant seducer by night, making bank while giving desperate women what they've been missing. From bottom-tier loser to supernatural playboy. I turn these neglected women into my women, mine alone as we unleash our hidden desires and forbidden intimacies.

Dragon God of the Douluo Continent Xie Yulong just wanted a quiet weekend hike. Instead, he ended up dying—by slipping off a cliff—and waking up somewhere impossible: inside a womb. Yep, reincarnated in the Douluo Continent, with all his memories from his past life intact. Jackpot, right? Loving parents, a cheat-like system, and now a second chance at life. But things got seriously weird on his sixth birthday. During his spirit awakening, a colossal dragon phantom appeared—nine-colored scales shimmering with divine power, a roar that echoed across the continent’s spirit beasts. That’s when it hit him: He’s not just any reincarnate. He’s the future Dragon God. With a divine martial soul, a spirit that hands him spirit rings on a silver platter, and a system that seems to enjoy messing with him, Xie Yulong isn’t here to follow the usual path. Forget plot armor—he’s the plot twist.

Finn, your average college student with one noble goal: get home and watch some quality adult content in peace. Tragically, fate had other plans. A truck barreled toward him… then stopped halfway. The driver locked eyes with Finn— and hit him anyway. Now he’s dead. Wakes up in some divine waiting room. Gets mocked by a sarcastic, busty goddess. Gets offered the most useless powers imaginable. And worst of all? Still no porn. Frustrated beyond mortal comprehension, Finn throws an epic tantrum and drags the goddess down into the fantasy world with him. Now stuck in a realm full of grotesque monsters, cursed towns, and suspiciously moist terrain, Finn has no idea what he’s doing. No clue. No dignity. Suffering most of the time. With zero powers, infinite horniness, and one very angry divine companion, can Finn survive this absurd new world? Can he dodge death, outwit demonic squirrels, and maybe—just maybe—score a waifu? Or will he die in this world too… still painfully uncuddled? Let the absurd isekai disaster begin. [WARNING: THIS BOOK IS UNHINGED. DO NOT TAKE OFFENSE TO ANYTHING—IT’S ALL FOR COMEDIC PURPOSES. YOU’VE BEEN WARNED.]

Diving into dungeons, slaying monsters, and… filming porn? When the mana apocalypse struck, 15% of humanity awakened supernatural abilities, becoming the world’s new superstars: conquering dungeons, leveling up, and raking in fame and fortune. Kaiden wasn’t one of them. Stuck among the powerless 85%, he was just another broke college student, until a banana peel sent him tumbling into a very unconventional system. Now, his path to power isn’t through leveling up alone, but through fame as well. To thrive in this new world, he’ll have to master more than just dungeon clears and combat... Kaiden must conquer the world of adult content to rise to the apex. Blending action, romance, and slice-of-life, this novel aims to deliver an unforgettable adventure! ... There's a pinned review with many details on what you can expect from the story, but I'm going to answer here the one pressing question I imagine most of you will have: Will the MC allow other men to see his harem members in action? Initially, yes. But (SPOILER WARNING) he and his girls will come to a decision together in chapters 198-199, which is to appeal only to the female viewers because they need to increase the 'fangirl' stat to in turn increase the system's rank. From that point on, no males will be able to view their content. As for the old content that's already out there, the system has a special quest for them, and if they nail it, that older material will be completely wiped from people's computers. It will cease existing altogether. ... Discord: https://discord.gg/bjunEkswQ3

Death by Truck-kun? Too mainstream. I died choking on my own laughter during a late-night comedy rerun. Pathetic? Yes. Fitting for someone who gave up on life halfway through university and became a full-time couch potato? Also yes. When I opened my eyes again, I wasn’t in the afterlife—or if I was, it had a suspicious amount of baby talk and clean diapers. I was reincarnated... as an infant. No powers. No memories of my new name. Just chubby cheeks and existential dread. But the real horror? I slowly realized I was now living inside one of those cliché romance novels I absolutely despised. You know the type: cold-hearted king meets brave commoner girl, falls in love, political chaos ensues, blah blah gag me with a spoon. I read it. I hated it. And now? I think I’m in it. And not as the heroine. Or the villain. Or even the funny sidekick. No—I'm just some background baby who probably gets held once, then vanishes from the plot forever. With no grand destiny, no cheat skills, and no idea what chapter we’re on, I’ve decided to do the only thing I was ever good at—absolutely nothing. But fate has a funny way of dragging the lazy into the spotlight… They think I’m innocent. I think this whole thing is a joke. Let's see who breaks first.

Died once? Unlucky. Died twice? Suspicious. Got dumped into a new world as a six-year-old chakra-deficient orphan? Now that’s just rude. Meet our unlucky protagonist: once a modern-day rich guy with a loving wife, two kids, and a garage full of mid-life-crisis cars—until fate slammed the brakes with a truck. Reincarnated again in a world where everyone can absorb chakra from the air like free Wi-Fi… except him. Yep, our boy’s basically running a cultivation emulator on potato specs. But fate's not completely cruel—he’s gifted a Tutorial System by a fed-up god who’s tired of watching him die like an NPC. The catch? It nags more than a grandma and upgrades slower than a government app. With a half-drunken master who forgets mid-lesson, a world where punching mountains is normal, and a chakra system locked tighter than grandma’s candy jar, can our accidental cultivator rise to greatness? Or will he die a third time—this time from embarrassment? Brace yourself for absurd power levels, epic fights, weirdly wise drunkards, and the slowest glow-up in cultivation history. This isn't your usual "chosen one" tale—

As a dedicated fanfiction translator, I aim to deliver accurate and engaging translations while staying true to the original style. If you’d like to support my work and help me continue translating regularly, please consider my patreon. Support me on patreon and get early excess to new chapters and exclusive content: patreon.com/user?u=79514336 Your support directly contributes to better quality and faster releases. --- Thrown into a post-apocalyptic wilderness, every participant begins with only two things: a beat-up RV and a rusty hoe. There are no rules, no alliances—only one goal: survive. Su Chen awakens in this brutal new world, confused but determined. While others scavenge scraps and fight for clean water, he receives an unbelievable surprise—he's bound to the Hundredfold Amplification System. Whether it's a piece of wood or a rare blueprint, anything he collects can be amplified a hundred times over! A single potato? Now a hundred. A broken solar panel? Now a fully functional solar array. An ordinary RV? Upgraded into a mobile fortress! As others struggle to survive day by day, Su Chen rises above them all, transforming his RV into a moving stronghold and turning the barren wasteland into his personal empire. But the world is far from safe. Dangers lurk beyond every sand dune—mutated beasts, unpredictable weather, and desperate survivors who’d kill for a battery. With a hoe in hand and the system at his side, Su Chen isn’t just surviving. He’s dominating. --- Author: Peach Black Oolong All credits goes to the original owner, I am just a translator, who loves translating different types of novels. If you want to read chapters a ahead, Support me on patreon and get early excess to new chapters and exclusive content: patreon.com/user?u=79514336

In the choice between "yes" and "o," Jimmy mistakenly chose "yes," and ultimately entered the movie world for an adventure. To survive, Jimmy had no choice but to grow stronger… The sky was roaring, and the earth was trembling… Holding the dual King Serpent Tail Blades, Jimmy lifted his head, and his left eye's nine-tomoe Sharingan slowly began to spin, staring at the terrifying war erupting in the cosmos. "Finally, this day has come..." "Master, the Sentinels and Gundams are ready to join the battle at any time, and the Tyrannosaurus Corps is also prepared!" A giant robot holding a cannon whispered to Jimmy. "Master, it's bad! Thor, Hulk, and Captain America have led Tony's Iron Army into battle! Thanos has already deployed the mutants and the Decepticons!" A robot with a cross propeller on its wrist ran out shouting. "Damn it! Those guys aren't following orders!" Jimmy helplessly turned his head, speaking in a heavy, low voice, "The final battle is here! All troops, prepare for battle!" (PS: The worlds the protagonist experienced in Volume 1: Anaconda Disaster 1, Jurassic Park 1, The Amazing Spider-Man 1) (PS: The worlds the protagonist experienced in Volume 3: Resident Evil 2, Black Knight 2, Godzilla: Final Battle)

Coming back to her family after staying abroad for many years she receives the shocking news from her mother that is going to change her life! He was leading a pretty comfortable life with a pretty successful career as an idol but one morning his mother threw a hot potato in his hands to handle! The only comfort in this turmoil is that they once knew each other *** The second book of the series: 'Runaway Rich Guy's Love Endeavour' The third book of the series: 'Chance Encounter (love at first sight)'

A cultivator with normal aptitude finally found a treasure that could change his life but to his disappointment, he could not directly benefit from it. *Warning* The MC of this story is goofy. If you are looking for a smart and serious MC, you will be disappointed. Also, my grammar is shit. If you receive brain damage after reading the first chapter, run. ----------- Upload Schedule: Monday-Friday. Weekend rest. ----------- 40 chapters ahead on Patreon, patreon.com/PotatoHero ----------- My ko-fi link is for those who want to support me. ko-fi.com/PotatoHero

After a scandal cost him his job, the entire city turned its back on him. Doors slammed shut, companies refused to even look his way, and his name became a curse whispered in office halls. With nowhere left to go and no dignity to cling to, Venzel returned to his quiet village, ready to rot—or at least grow potatoes. But fate had other plans. There, in the dirt and dust of defeat… he awakened a golden finger! Now the question is: Will Venzel use it to rise to the heavens— or to smack down every smug bastard who ever looked down on him?

Forty-seven hours of straight gaming, six energy drinks, and one massive heart attack later, I'm living inside my favorite game as the final boss everyone loves to hate. The good news? Unlimited power, incredible looks, and access to the kind of women who make porn stars look like nuns. I'm talking about curves that defy physics, tits that could smother a man to death, and asses that inspire religious experiences. The bad news? Everyone expects me to be a manipulative bastard who treats people like fuck toys and destroys planets for fun. The worse news? I'm discovering I'm really fucking good at both. My name used to be irrelevant. Now I'm Lord Raven Vex'thara, Crown Prince of the Dominion Empire, and apparently hung like a space horse with the kind of face that makes women drop their panties and men question their sexuality. Death, it turns out, was the best thing that ever happened to my sex life.

Gabe King starts college desperate to change—to make friends, find love, and finally bury the twisted obsession he’s secretly held for his mother. But one drunken night at a party shatters everything. Inexperienced and overwhelmed, he accidentally cums inside a hooker… only to realize it’s his Mom, Angela. She doesn’t recoil. She smiles. For Angela, this is permission. The moment she’s waited for. Her yandere love for Gabe, once hidden beneath motherly concern, is now unleashed. And she’ll do anything to keep him, sabotaging his friendships, crashing his classes, and reminding him that no one will ever love him like she does. More Plot than Porn. [Some NTR, but not from the mom] Discord link to get updates easily [Do not talk about NTR in general] https://discord.gg/bQ4GzeBXV8

Forty-seven hours of straight gaming, six energy drinks, and one massive heart attack later, I'm living inside my favorite game as the final boss everyone loves to hate. The good news? Unlimited power, incredible looks, and access to the kind of women who make porn stars look like nuns. I'm talking about curves that defy physics, tits that could smother a man to death, and asses that inspire religious experiences. The bad news? Everyone expects me to be a manipulative bastard who treats people like fuck toys and destroys planets for fun. The worse news? I'm discovering I'm really fucking good at both. My name used to be irrelevant. Now I'm Lord Raven Vex'thara, Crown Prince of the Dominion Empire, and apparently hung like a space horse with the kind of face that makes women drop their panties and men question their sexuality. Death, it turns out, was the best thing that ever happened to my sex life.

Imagine: A stone-cold Russian billionaire heir—Viktor Mikhailov (picture: brooding, black turtlenecks, eyes like a winter storm)—gets his entire life nuked when a secret baby appears on his doorstep during a thunderstorm. The twist? - The mom’s a manipulative party-girl who drugged him to get pregnant (trauma). - Baby Misha is half-Korean, all cheeks, and already inherits his "I will end you" glare. - Viktor’s family? Literal villains. Think: evil stepmoms, icy patriarch, and a mansion full of backstabbers. Now he’s juggling: - Harvard poetry classes (his one soft spot), - Diaper explosions (Yuri, his himbo bodyguard/BFF, helps… sorta), - Mafia-level family drama (they want the baby gone). Vibes: - "John Wick but with baby wipes." - "Succession meets Masha and the bear." - Angst so thick you could drown in it… until Misha babbles and Viktor’s cold heart melts. Why you’ll cry: - Viktor whispering “I don’t deserve you" while sobbing into Misha’s curls. - Misha throwing mashed potatoes (Ah, I think it was yogurt? shii, I don't remember) at Anastasia’s $50k fur coat. - The jellyfish hair clips. Always the jellyfish clips. TL;DR: A man who’d never held a baby becomes DAD OF THE YEAR while fighting his psycho family, falling in love with his kid, and low-key redeeming his soul. Feat. Russian lullabies, baby fencing lessons, and emotional damage.

(Disclaimer:This book is a mix of smut and action..so as you’re starting this book don’t expect whole volumes to be of smut…I can write 20 chapters of smut..then boom next 20 chapters are some of the best action chapters you’ve ever read..I’m trying to create a good story not just a porn book.) Meet 18 year old..Edward dovelace who has the ability to switch bodies——with anyone he has physical contact with. Instead of using the powers for good..he uses it to sleep with women around his town. but that all changes when a series of events slowly unfold..leading him to realize he was given the powers for something bigger.

Behind every dazzling screen lies a shadowed dream. Aurelia, a brilliant yet underestimated young woman from the outskirts of a cold, judgmental society, harbors an unspoken ambition—to rise within the elite world of adult entertainment, not as a commodity, but as a symbol of power, freedom, and control over one’s body and destiny. Facing relentless stigma, betrayal, and personal doubts, Aurelia charts a path through a world built to consume women like her—only she plans to rewrite the rules. As she ascends through the secretive circles of high-class adult media, the line between self-expression and self-destruction blurs. But how much must be sacrificed in pursuit of a dream the world refuses to respect? #ShadowedDreams #PowerAndDesire #FemaleGaze #OwnYourBody #FreedomInStigma #FeminineRebellion #BehindTheScreen #SelfVersusSystem #SilentStrength #PsychologicalDrama

Opening his eyes in a new world, Rebena Black... Steels himself to avoid any confrontations or meetings with the male lead. However... his efforts prove to be for naught as he simply.... find himself... bumping into him at nearly every corner. *** "How much further will you run? Shall I break your legs so you can't anymore?" God! He's a psycho! Why the hell is he chasing me?! Go after the protagonist! *** Find out how Rebena chooses to defy his role as a love rival for the hand of Aaron and yet be entangled in an even more dramatic twist of fate. The strings of fate tugs again.

Lenford Ruthard is a seemingly normal and plain man. However, he holds a secret he never dared bare to the world. He was a homosexual. In this day and age, such preference are tolerated but still seen as vile and disgusting. He never dared to come out to his parents let alone tell his secrets to anybody. His current infatuation with Rayson, the most proficient and talented worker in his office has now suddenly been uncovered. With his sexuality and secret uncovered due to Doyle Richardson, Rayson's best friend and another proficient worker. He is now put in the spotlight with how earnestly he has to work to satisfy Doyle's cravings to keep his secret. WARNING!!! DUBIOUS CONSENT / NON-CON, ABUSE AND RAPE! But if that's okay, you may proceed. You may support my work by buying me a cup of coffee on Ko-fi.com/nicole9924496

Godzilla, Kong, Ghidorah. To any familiar with the monster verse, these three names give a sense of fear and awe, of behemoths vying for a throne. But what if there was a fourth contender from the hollow earth? One that spews a toxin deadlier than any before it and glides through out the skies. A bombradier beetle like none have seen before. * The monster verse belongs to Legendary Entertainment and Warner Bros. Pictures, only the Beetle is an original creation

[WARNING THIS IS MORE LIKE A PORN NOVEL, IT HAS MORE SEX CONTENT THE THE STORY NTR, CUCKOLD AND TABOO] [This will be a free novel, until I decide it won't, but will appreciate if you can support my work (Rebirth of the Villain) and I will drop more and more]

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“He gave me a potato... First, I mocked him... But then I ascended to a new level...” “I asked him for his name... He calmly said: Just Potato Man.” “He offered me mashed potatoes, and I woke up with mana seeping out of my eyeballs...” Welcome to Olythera—a world ruled by mana-infused warlords, sword saints who split mountains, and mages who duel with meteor storms. Power is earned through blood, battle, and divine right. ...Except for one man. A barefoot farmer, wearing a burlap sack, carrying a hoe like it’s the holy grail, and offering you a warm, slightly salted potato. Everyone laughed... Until their spell circles shattered and their kingdoms bowed. He is Potato Man. No, he’s not here to save the world. No, he doesn’t want to be a hero. He just wants to wander, grow his crops, and hand out potatoes like a strange, starchy messiah. -But here's the catch:- *Every potato eaten gives him mana.* *Every bite grants XP.* *Feed a village? He levels up.* *Feed a kingdom? He becomes a myth.* *Feed the world? He becomes a god.* -This is the story of a man who:- *Accidentally creates a potato-based religion* *Turns kingdoms vegetarian through sheer spiritual flavor.* *Builds a global potato network to absorb mana across continents, defeats monsters, demons, and emperors… without ever changing clothes.* *A chill, unstoppable protagonist who gains power by feeding people.* *Magic systems, sword-fights, and spirit beasts, all outclassed by a potato.* *World domination via agriculture.* *ZERO harem. ONE hoe.* *Kingdoms crumbling to the scent of roasted starch *Bonus tags: Mana, Slice-of-life, Farming, Huge World, Satire, Single FL, Medieval Fantasy, Potatoes, Wide Character Range.* *Please support the novel with power stones, for 100 a week, I will post 1 extra chapter, for 200-2, and so on.* *Updates: Twice a day*

"City Boy Dreams" is the raw, emotional journey of a young man chasing music fame in a ruthless city while battling porn addiction, self-doubt, and the chaos of betting and broken dreams. Caught between faith and failure, he navigates heartbreak, street life, and the constant temptation to give up. This is not just a story—it's a confession, a cry for hope, and a dream fighting to survive."

I die, and I get stronger. Every time I kick the bucket, I not only jump into another world—but I also rack up all kinds of insane rewards! To enjoy a carefree life in the main world—a radioactive wasteland straight out of a nightmare—I have to keep dying in every other world I visit! Some say I’m insane. Others think I’m some selfless martyr who always takes the hit for his team. But let me make one thing clear: I’m not here to be a hero. I just want everyone to beat me to death! And if you can’t kill me? Then sorry—I’ll kill you instead. What’s that? You’re wondering how I keep coming back after dying? How I’ve already reached “Stage Two”? Tsk. Isn’t that just standard issue for every overpowered protagonist? Alright, let’s start small. Goal #1: Let Godzilla blast me in the face with his atomic breath! World Travelled #Fallout #The Amazing Spider-Man —————————————————— name: 每次死亡都变得更强大：我在宇宙世界不断寻求死亡 author: 牛大人 —————————————————— I translate Chinese fanfictions from the following websites: LOFTER ,JJWXC, qidian AO3. You can find the originals at the following details I have respectably provided as I support these chinese writers! If you want to read more there’s 15, 30, 50 chapters there of my written fanfictions and translated works in my Pat.Reon. Here is the link: https://patreon.com/Lord_Oozebane?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink And if you can’t find it just type my name: patreon.com/Lord_Oozebane