Funny Quotes On Fake Friends

After class placements were decided, the school’s two infamous ‘problem youths’ not only shared the same class, but the same desk. They’re clearly good at studies, but pretend to be slackers. Fakers from head to toe who just keep walking farther down the path of their performance. Heard through the grapevine about the two big brothers who always fight over the last place in class. Basically, this is a serious comedy. About the little matters of growing up.

When high school student Itsuki Kurobane discovers a mysterious black book lying in the road, he unknowingly opens the door to something that was never meant to be found. As strange events begin to unfold and an unseen presence creeps into his life, Itsuki is forced to question what’s real, who he can trust, and whether the friend he summoned is truly a friend at all. In silence, something watches. In silence… it answers.

i wrote this in a gtime of sadness, but also happyness! pls read bc u will prosper!!! instead of fnatasty like my previous novel, this one is in the real world! so theres no powers just raw human emotion!

Meet Simba—a broke village boy with rich-boy confidence, fake graduation pics, and a borrowed blazer two sizes too big. From photoshopping his way into Harvard to faking a faint in church to avoid donating money, Simba’s life is one long episode of lies, Wi-Fi bundles, and embarrassing miracles. In a world where social media clout is more important than the truth, Simba will do whatever it takes to look successful—even if it means renting cars, collapsing on cue, or pretending to Zoom from China while standing behind a toilet. FAKE LIFE is a wild, hilarious ride through a young man’s desperate mission to look important, sound international, and avoid real work at all costs. Warning: this story may cause stomach pain from excessive laughter and suspicious trust issues.

Description Fake Slackers follows two boys, He Zhao and Xie Yu, as they compete to be the bottom of the class. They're both actually really intelligent, but they each have their own reason to pretend to be dumb. Author Mu Gua Huang

Hello, my name is Gun. I live with my mom. I have a best friend—his name is Reon. With Mom and Reon, my life was going well. But one day, everything changed. My good life turned into hell. My mother was kidnapped by someone, and my best friend committed suicide in front of me. I couldn’t do anything. I know who is responsible for Reon's suicide, But I couldn't fight them. They are too strong. I was desperate and almost gave up on my life. But then, something happened. Something fell from space into North Korea, destroying the entire country. That thing changed the world. Everyone started awakening superpowers. That same day, when I was feeling completely demotivated, I suddenly awakened a system. With my system, I can see my stats and the stats of other people. I can even copy their moves. Now I’m starting to gain power. And now… I’m ready for my revenge.

A couple fall in love during college time both were in same major but both live in different world one is Rich and one is poor but got separated due to some reasons but meet after two years and got married by their families.

Under the blue sky on a resplendent day Walking desert on the bridge that day, Copious river golden sunshine that day I love that perception first time that day, I grin then jumped down the bridge last day Falling down I breathe first time that day, Under the water a little sunshine that day Push me in rayless depth of sadness last day, All moments of my life palisade me My heart stopped throbbing that day, No more propensity it's all happen that day My all glimpse left me alone that day. _______________*

"High school life: the most memorable phase of life. A time full of joy, happiness, dreams, and excitement. But what if your life's most cherished memories turn into a nightmare?"

I wrote these sonnets, poems, and quotes; in the darkest hours of my life and I hope some of you could relate. I write with all the love and joy I have for writing, just because I don't publish anything doesn't I still don't write behind closed doors.

Ryuha Carter has been a failure for as long as she can remember. When the real daughter came in, her entire life was over. And now she was ready to die. xxxxx Xavier Fox has always been a workaholic. After his family died, work is all he knows. But the secretrary and his family keep forcing him to marry. When he rescues a drowning girl, and realizes that she is the first daughter of the Carter family, she is only a way to his means. His true love, Eliza Carter, is truly beyond his reach and he would make do with her sister. Plus, the Carters were an incredibly influential family. He wasted no time in securing a marriage worthy of his parent's high standards. After all, marriage was only a means to secure more power. xxxxx He is cruel. She is dead. xxxx tw-rape, sucide, abuse, self harm This work does not glorify any abusive acts. If you are having suicidal acts call the suicide helpline.

There were once Seven Calamities that tore up the six continents and one sea into shreds and the Thirteen Heroes that rose up to meet them. Make no small mistake, even if there were more Heroes than there were Calamities, each Calamity matched the strength of a demon king of old. And this time, there was no Pantheon and Holy Sword supporting the Heroes after their collective disappearance. Count your lucky stars weary traveler that these Calamities fought tough and nail against each other Count your lucky stars that the Heroes were able to defeat all these calamities before they could tear the world apart in their battles Count your lucky stars Take my word for it traveler. Why? Well I am a Friend of the Reaper, and he keeps a rather accurate ledger on the many possible deaths we could face

Sean is a sixteen-year-old with a distorted personality. After enduring a harsh life from an early age, he decides to end it, believing death will grant him freedom. Unfortunately, his attempt on ending his life fails miserably. Trapped in an unfamiliar place, he decides to take a walk.

Tsubasa Kanbara is an unsociable otaku who generally dislikes people. Though not due to their personalities or actions just their faces.

Allen’s life came to an abrupt end thanks to train-kun hugging him too tightly. But death was only the beginning. Reborn into a world of magic and adventure, Allen expected to live out his second chance as some kind of hero. Unfortunately, his reality is far less glamorous: no overpowered abilities, no world-saving quests, and no clue what he's supposed to do next. Yet, he was content. He never had a decent family, so when an elf took him in... it was like magic. Allen or rather Sol decides to give this life a decent shot; finding friends, training a bit, and relaxing. Life was good...until it wasn't (courtesy of yours truly).

Ruby: Reborn as 14-year-old girl, wakes up to see that all she knew has changed; and not for the good. No one recognizes her, or what the Upfront has done to protect them. The remaining few Kids that are alive are treated worse than animals. As for the people, she meets the Heartchilds, who are willing to take her in, but as her memories flood back, she says to herself that she is not going to waste this second life she has been giving. On a track to clear up her past and make new friends along the way, she will learn what true trust is, and how far people are willing to go for something they themselves don't even know where it ends. Will Rubys newfound friends be the break she needs, or will they just hold her back from her true purpose?

No one could’ve guessed that the girl I sat next to that day—Lisa—would one day lead the bloodiest rebellion in modern history. And no one, not even me, could’ve imagined that I would stand on the opposite side. That we, once best friends, would be enemies. But even enemies can become something more. When the world is burning and the lines blur between right and wrong... even enemies may find themselves side by side Again. *Note* (Ai has been use in modify and writing in this novel.Main story base words plot all made by author.)

"Friends of the Storm" tells the story of Kim Fang, an 18-year-old young man living a life filled with challenges after his parents' divorce. His life is marked by anger and despair as he struggles to cope with the complicated relationships within his family and the internal conflict he faces due to the difficult experiences he has endured. Despite his attractive features, which draw many girls to him, he lives in a state of loneliness and deep inner turmoil. Jenny, a 17-year-old wealthy Latina girl, is bold, confident, and lives a life of luxury, though not without her own psychological struggles. She constantly challenges Fang, creating a complex relationship of rivalry and argument, even though they don’t directly confront their feelings for one another. The novel focuses on the conflict between these characters and within themselves, as they express their anger, pain, and different identities through everyday interactions and the difficult situations they face at school and in their personal lives. It highlights the complex relationships that arise between young people who suffer from family issues and are searching for their identity in a world full of struggles. In the end, the development of the characters will deal with how they face internal pain and the need for understanding and support from others amid the psychological storms they live through.

**Synopsis** Kylie’s world is about to flip in ways she never expected. High school drama was supposed to be about bad grades, prom dates, and who sat with who at lunch — not secret bets, betrayal, and dangerously tangled friendships. When the school’s heartthrob, Aidan, suddenly takes a keen interest in her, Kylie is suspicious. Turns out, it’s no coincidence. Aidan’s friends dared him into a $10,000 bet: seduce Kylie and claim the prize. But Kylie isn’t as naive as they think. When she catches wind of the plan, she flips the script, striking a deal of her own. Meanwhile, her so-called best friend, Taylor, hides sinister motives. Everyone believes Kylie’s ex, Malcolm, is the clingy, dangerous one — but in truth, Taylor has been pulling the strings behind the scenes, setting up Malcolm and fueling lies to isolate Kylie and keep Aidan for herself. What begins as a fake relationship between Kylie and Aidan turns complicated as real feelings surface, old secrets unravel, and alliances shift. As Kylie navigates betrayal, unexpected romance, and a web of deception, she’ll discover that sometimes the real enemy isn’t the obvious one — and not every love story begins with a happy ending