Skibidi Toilets

My name is Shen Mu, I just turned twenty this year, and I am a heavenly traveler. Two and a half years ago, because I was squatting in the toilet pit playing with my cell phone for too long, when I stood up my legs were numb and unsteady, and I accidentally fell forward. Then accompanied by the sound of the cell phone falling was a burst of heavenly rotation, and came to the sky of this immortal cultivation continent. After that, there was a sound of clothes being torn by a strong force, and my clothes were torn into pieces by an invisible force, even my pants were not left behind. But fortunately, I was falling into a spiritual lake. Unfortunately, there was someone in this spiritual lake, and it was also a stunningly beautiful fairy with an excellent figure. Unfortunately, I only caught a glimpse of her fair face and body, and then I completely fainted. When I woke up again, that fairy used this as a threat to forcefully take me as her disciple. I had no choice but to bow my head to her and agree. Since then, my cultivation life in Wanxiang Peak has thus begun.

On Vacation till January 1st 2025. Have a Merry Christmas everyone! Gates of the Apocalypse follows George David Carter, an overweight nerd who has always dreamed of escaping reality through video games, is now faced with the apocalypse. Portals open up all over the world and unleash monsters and beings from straight out of a dark fantasy book. This high-octane, pulse pounding book series is filled with incredible action sequences that will leave you on the edge of your seat. It also has a kick ass harem of human and non-human hotties that can rock it in the sheets and destroy on the streets! This book series includes: ~No NTR! ~There is some Yuri. ~Huge harem of human and non-human women. ~Massive base building from a mansion to an entire kingdom. ~Huge battles on a scale rivaling the greatest fantasy novels ever written. ~Terryifying monsters and tense situations that add a heavy amount of horror. ~Tongue in cheek humor, toilet humor, and a healthy amount of Dad jokes. I update twice a day. Once at noon and once at 7pm. Rewards: 1 Luxury Car = 1 Bonus chapter 1 Dragon = 2 Bonus chapters 1 Magic Castle = Mass Release of 10 chapters 1 Spacecraft = Mass Release of 20 chapters 1 Golden Gachapon = 10 chapters per day for 1 week ***Discord is open!*** https://discord.gg/cR2KY2R4sF

[WARNING!!!] The following series is insanely perverted, obscene, and gross. Do not read this under any circumstances! Still here? Want to know about me? Oh god, why!? Uhhhhhh... I became a toilet and now I power up whenever someone...you know...in me. Sooo No NTR! No Yuri! Plenty of Plot ;) Absurd comedy! Really gross! Yada, Yada, Yada. Now please go before Ursha comes back. "Moòooooo!" Oh dear God whyyyyyy!?

Seconds after Alex set a record in his favorite game, aliens invaded the Earth. With chaos all around him, Alex struggles and fails to survive in an alien infested world. Apparently, being a world famous speed runner for the game Toilet Man doesn't teach you survival skills. Alex's soul is transported to an amphitheater in the heavens, wearing god awful clothes the gods found for him in the lost and found. He doesn't wear pink bunny slippers! He doesn't wear slippers at all, he insists. Hermes makes fun of his outfit, but tells him the gods are powering up mortals to fight the alien invasion. Alex strikes a bargain with Ludos, the goddess of games, who insists she is not a loli, to be her champion in exchange for infinite growth potential and the opportunity to be the real life rpg character he always wanted to be. Alex chooses Psion as his character class. Now he must level up his psionic powers from noob status, if he wants to ever play video games again. High stakes! ----------------------------------------------------- If you like comedy or action, you will probably like this. This story has a high focus on both. Here are some out of context quotes for you: "We're in a business relationship. We should keep it professional. What do they say? Never put your foot where your mouth is. Wait, never put your mouth on your business. That's not it. Never…" --Alex "Wait, does that mean you get each other pregnant and have each other's babies? I feel like my brain is exploding." --Alex "You may have got me this time, kid, but mark my words: next time, the only thing left of you will be your boots...because everything else will be all blown up and stuff. Because my bullets are explosive. They make things blow up." --Jebediah "Wait, your name is person-man-guy?" --Alex "Smiles and giggles, hugs and knives! Purple Platypuses will take your lives!" --gang door password "I don't want you behind me. I don't like you like that" --Alex "Uh, when you're done smashing your tits into his face, could you come gather with the rest of us?" --Hermes ------------------------------------------------- There is also a discord if you like talking and stuff: https://discord.gg/redmarsh

Bob is an unlucky guy who loves toilet jokes, but when he dies and wakes up in a fantasy world, he gets more than he bargained for. Instead of becoming a powerful fire mage like he dreams, he’s forced to be a Poop Mage, with gross spells and a stinky magic system called P.U.M.A. With the help of his “Fiery Fecal Flame” spell, Bob must earn "Stink Points" to unlock new abilities, but all his magic revolves around poop. The villagers hate him, he accidentally causes chaos wherever he goes, and even a group of holy knights called "The White Order" sees him as a threat. Desperate to change his fate, Bob sets out to find a real mage who can teach him fire magic. Along the way, he meets weird allies like a sarcastic rogue named Roxanne, young noble Cooper, a clueless fire mage mentor, and a strange daoist master.

"There is a fully furnished, beautifully located villa in the eastern suburbs near the sea in S City. It has twelve rooms, each with its own bathroom and toilet. The owner is looking for twelve tenants who are careful about personal hygiene and willing to protect the environment and facilities. The rent is negotiable. For inquiries, please call XXX-XXXXX." Retired mercenary, Monster, became a landlord to cover the high maintenance costs after inheriting a luxurious villa worth millions from his comrade. Unexpectedly, his new tenants turned out to be twelve beautiful women, all members of a game studio. To alleviate population pressure, countries around the world have connected to the game, and Earth has entered the "Age of the Gods." Monster, an unemployed wanderer with no gaming experience, accidentally joined the Silver Maple Game Studio, consisting of twelve beautiful women. "Strength of a single hand: 110 kilograms. Evaluation result: Excellent! Strength: Maximum value of 20!" "Endurance: 15 minutes! Successfully passed the test. Agility evaluation: Perfect! Additional bonus of 11 points of agility: 30!" "Intelligence evaluation: Clever! Intelligence: Maximum value of 20!" After joining the game, with his initial attributes maxed out, he embarked on the path of becoming the strongest landlord, aiming to be invincible.

Trigger Warning: Includes a lot of crude humor and toilet humor. Not recommended for reading during meals. Version 1: Mia transmigrated. Her father, with the face of a scholar, is cunning and deceitful. Her mother, though kind-looking, has a heart of steel. Her older brother appears simple-minded but is sly, and her older sister is selfish and sharp-tongued. They were born to be villains, existing only to highlight the righteousness and virtue of the main hero. They work hard to commit all sorts of evil deeds, sinking deeper into the mire, destined to meet a tragic end. As for Mia—she possesses a mystical spring, but she’s timid and weak. All she can do is prolong her family’s lives just a little bit longer... Version 2: In a past life, Mia’s family died off early. In this life, they’ve formed alliances with the most notorious figures—the infamous lord and the rebel leader. They have no filial piety, no loyalty, no moral integrity, and no backbone. But they’re all alive, together as a family... Version 3 (Reader Summary): Dad’s a Medusa, Mom’s a polar bear, Brother’s a wolf, Sister’s a weasel, and the heroine is a giant panda, strong as an ox but mostly just there to be cute.

Kurai Jigoku was often thought of as a misfit, as he was frequently picked on by those in his school. He was not particularly rich and had to purchase inexpensive shoes, and sometimes had to repeat the same outfit every day. Kurai endured numerous forms of torment from his classmate Sado Yorimitsu, such as stealing his money, giving him physical abuse that left his bones broken and his face disfigured, and even forcing his head into a toilet. He experienced every type of bullying imaginable. The unsympathetic and callous teachers and students ignored Sado's clear mistreatment and regularly put the blame on Kurai for initiating conflicts, although this was not accurate. Kurai caused his mother to be ashamed of him, leading him to sink into depression. He made attempts to end his own life, but ultimately lacked the resolve to go through with it. "I'm simply gonna die a loser because that's what the world wants? It's not fair, I can't stand it." "Good, hero? Screw that. There is no such thing as hero in this world." Kurai yearned for the opportunity to take revenge on everyone who had made his life miserable. One day, following Kurai's altercation with Sado, his dream came true as he and his peers were summoned by a Goddess to an alternate world. He was no longer the same as before; he could now life forever and is ageless, even if he was broken down to the last atom, he would be able to come back together again. He vowed to have his opportunity to exact retribution on Sado, who holds the title of hero, and to take him out by any means necessary.

Kai is a 28 year old nurse. He works in a nursing home called Shady Pines. He works the overnight shift three days a week. He has been at his job for four years and has many residents and coworkers he enjoys. Recently, a new nurse's assistant began working, who happens to work the same nights as Kai. Unfortunately, the coworker seems to like teasing him. Liam, the tall, muscular, handsome CNA seems to have a thing for Kai. A slice-of-life boy love story set in a nursing home, written by a nurse who works the same shift in one. Yes, these things really could happen in a nursing home. ‐------‐-------------------- Some common terms used in a nursing home setting: ‐------‐--------------------- CNA - Certified nursing assistant. They are licensed to provide direct patient care under the supervision of a nurse. They may assist with activities of daily living such as toilet use, transfers, showers and eating. QMA - Qualified Medication Assistant. Many nursing homes will have QMAs working. They are a cheaper alternative to a nurse and unfortunately are often interchanged with licensed nurses even though the cannot legally assess patients. They are CNAs that have underwent a special program that allows them to pass medications under the supervision of a nurse. Resident - For most patients, a nursing home is their actual home. The correct term for someone living in a nursing home is resident. It is seen as more respectful and humanizing. Lift - A device used to assist residents to and from bed, a wheelchair or the toilet. They are different types of lifts. The most common lift is a hover lift. This is used to lift a resident into the air then lower their body to a surface. This is safer for residents who are unable to move their bodies appropriately. It also helps to prevent workplace injuries. **** This is my zany BL where my ADHD is allowed to run free. if you are looking for a well-planned BL which has two people fall into a deep, soul mate, forbidden love which will prevail against all odds, please see "The King Loves the Court Bard" which I am proud of. http://wbnv.in/a/9diXXtk

1000 Years Ago, the Apocalypse struck. Mysterious creatures appeared from all over the world Humanity was powerless to defend against the all-powerful Skibidi Toilets. But then they appeared. Our grand great ancestor gigachad almight demon god Jogoat went and saved the world. Disappearing into the endless cosmos. Then 3 years after that event, Jogoat came back with news of the Seduction Demon Queen Hatsune Miku :Cold emoji: __________________________________________________________________________________ By your *FAVORITE* author MaxWellerson but you can call me GorlockCupCakeBabe :wink::wink:

WARNING: This is the second most degenerate novel you have ever seen. Read at your own risk. The main character of this novel Nion has time traveling superpower. With this power, he will fulfill his all-perverted fantasy. From fucking his own self from the past to fucking his own children and grandchildren 's in the future. This novel has every fetish in the world, from lolicon to necrophile and many more. Here are some tags: Loli, milf, shota, yaoi, gay, bisexual, lesbian, yuri, harem, reverse harem, shemale, threesome, foursome, orgy, swinging, ntr, netorare, netori, netorase and netoshare, incest, childbirth, pregnant, impregnate, milk, lactation, big breasts, huge breasts, gigantic breasts, small breasts, big ass, big dick, trans, futanari, scat, urinating, human toilet, cumdum, necrophile, fantasy, op system, boy cunt, traps, men with big Breasts, monster sex, interspecies sex, monster childbirth, mother-son, father-son, mother-daughter, father-daughter, kingdom building, huge harem, world harem, immoral sex, rape, gangbang, double penetration, three-ple penetration, sperm drinking, ebony, gal, etc and many more.

On the eve of her wedding, Emma was on the way home from her bachelor party when she felt someone following her. At night, she had an erotic dream. She dreamed of making love to a handsome man, but when she turned her head, the man revealed his teeth and oddly shaped ears. She was startled awake and realized it was already morning. However, her groom just disappeared on the day of her wedding. She was puzzled and absolutely dejected. The next day, the news reported that many people had gone missing. She realized that they were all employees of the company that her fiancé worked for. In order to find out the truth, she joined the company and became the general manager's secretary. On her first day at work, she observed the company's interior and discovered some strange things. For some reason, there wasn’t a single silver product or garlic at the company. Furthermore, no one was allowed in the President’s office on the 18th floor after office hours. While she went to the toilet, she overheard some indecent acts and received some special information – there was a new President. In order to figure out more, she tried everything she could to enter the 18th floor. However, the President appeared and caught her. She had never met him before, but could somehow sense a somewhat familiar aura…

Poop takes over the world, but our hero needs to flush it. In doing so he emboldens his father's philosophy and becomes...*drumroll*...a toilet mogul. I'll make it available on royal road.

Tragedi aneh menimpa enam orang diantaranya tiga orang laki-laki dan tiga orang lainnya perempuan. Segala bentuk identifikasi kasus telah terpecahkan, terkecuali kasus Melati. Mereka semua hampir terbunuh oleh peristiwa sebelumnya yang kemudian secara misterius menimbulkan semacam kekuatan mutasi didalam masing-masing individu. Alien? Subyek eksperimen? Kutukan? Karma Tuhan? Anugerah? Mari kita cari tahu. Berawal dari rasa ingin tahu Melati terhadap Arum bahwa semuanya dilakukan oleh penelitian perusahaan Ayahnya. Namun tanpa diduga Arum pun berkeinginan untuk bertemu seseorang lainnya diluar sana seperti Melati yang memiliki kekuatan aneh sepertinya. Nama : Melati Umur : 26 Tahun Identifikasi : tergeletak diatas meja makan didalam rumah dengan darah keluar dari matanya tanpa henti, pukul 03:00 dini hari. Korban ditemukan oleh rekan kerja setelah korban menghubunginya karena merasa tidak enak badan pada pukul 02:40. Kasus : tahap penyelidikan Nama : Jaka Umur : 24 Tahun Identifikasi : tergeletak tepat didepan apartemen pada pukul 23:30 dengan luka tebasan benda tajam dibagian kedua lengan atas. Kasus : Dugaan Perampokan Nama : Arum Mawaratih Umur : 27 Tahun Identifikasi : tergeletak didepan kamar mandi dengan luka goresan di kedua nadi lengan pada pukul 06:16 Kasus : dugaan percobaan Bunuh diri Nama : Genta Gemilang Umur : 27 Tahun Identifikasi : terjatuh oleh sepatu yang basah. Cctv melihat pergerakan korban cukup gelisah hingga pukul 00:33 korban berjalam di lorong lantai 28, kemudian menghindari kucing hitam yang tiba-tiba melintas di sehingga terpeleset dan kepala korban membentur kursi lobi. Kasus : Kecelakaan Tunggal. Nama : Asri Purnama Umur : 25 Tahun Identifikasi : ditemukan di toilet umum apartemen dengan luka dalam sayatan di leher dan keadaan pakaian dalam terbuka. Ditemukan oleh penetap apartemen lainnya kepada pihak keamaan apartemen pada pukul 04:04. Kasus : tindak asusila, percobaan pembunuhan. Nama : Wisnu Wicaksana Umur : 25 Tahun Identifikasi : tersentrum oleh arus pendek listrik dari kabel headphone yang dipakai ketika tidur. Ditemukan oleh pihak layanan makanan setelah korban memesan makanan untuk pukul 23:06. Kasus : Kecelakaan Tunggal

I Was Reincarnated as a Commoner. I Can’t Stand Living Like This, so I’ll Become an Aristocrat! *** After waking up, it appeared that I had been reincarnated into the body of an eight-year-old boy. At first, I was filled with excitement. However, my elation was short-lived when I realized I had been reborn as a commoner in a place with no proper bathroom or bath, and the food was terrible. Ahh! I longed to return to Japan, but that was impossible. I was stuck in this new reality. I decided to set a goal for myself: to have a comfortable life. But it seemed like an unattainable dream. Until someone mentioned that aristocrats had access to baths, proper toilets, and even full bathrooms! That’s when I made up my mind to become an aristocrat. This is the story of a boy who aspired to live a life of luxury by becoming a noble. However, he would end up saving the world without even realizing it.

Synopsis She is an international ace agent,An amazing doctor, God of Assassination, However due to a box she accidentally rebirthed and became an ordinary junior high school student. Weak and incompetent, That scum woman wants to put her head into the toilet. The gambling father, borrowed a lot of money and now they are being chased by loan sharks for debt? There is also a group annoying people in her life. The reborned Yunxiao sneers: I want to know how to write the dead words! She returned from the wind, high-profile attack, if people dared to bully me, they are courting death!

(BOYS' LOVE) When Tai Yang, a young, handsome yet introverted scientist gets hauled into one of the alternate Universes (by a dog-eared man claiming that staying on Earth would kill him), four things become especially clear. One: his black belt in karate is useless against the strange, magical, anime-looking spells of the alternate world. Two: he needs to stop getting lured into human birdcages even if there is 4-ply toilet paper in them. Three, Prince Li Jun is an asshole on Earth and in the alternate universe too! Desperately trying to return to his world, Tai Yang manages to escape several times. The problem? He keeps bringing the annoying Prince back to Earth with him where another Li Jun already exists! And after a while, it seems Prince Li Jun has gotten too fond of having him as a personal bird-cage advisor to let him escape to Earth easily, making Tai Yang's life even harder. But his behavior starts to change; why? Is Li Jun really only keeping him around for relationship advice? Or does the late-night sight-seeing, and attempts to make him immortal mean something? What do the close proximities, hand-holding, and stares mean? The fourth thing that becomes clear to Tai Yang is that he has to disappear before he actually falls for that narcissistic Prince who seems to have no intention of catching him. ...Or does he? Join Tai Yang to find out!

As a legendary empress, Xia Zhuyuan was seriously injured. She entered a small mountain village by accident. She was surprised to find that a master was living here. The "band-aid" he gave her could regenerate her flesh and blood; the two "health-preserving pills" helped her make a breakthrough one after another; The inconspicuous toilet paper he casually threw out was actually a water storage treasure; His pepper spray actually rendered the Demon Emperor blind; One day, the empress ate a hot pot at his place and accidentally became immortal!

Layla experienced a bizarre car accident. Not only did she lose her lower limbs and get trapped in a wheelchair, but she also discovered that she could see evil spirits! Being haunted by evil spirits, Layla could not move or escape. Just as she was about to suffocate, she bumped into the big boss of her father's company. The legendary bloodthirsty and cold gang leader, whose four wives had all died. His baneful aura made the evil spirit retreat instantly. Layla was both happy and sad. She would not be entangled with the evil spirit if she followed the big shot, but if she does, she might die. Recently, the big boss had frequently bumped into this little secretary with inconvenient legs. He said sarcastically, "Why? Do you have a crush on me? You can even meet me in the toilet?" Layla timidly handed him a love letter. "Big brother, I fell in love with you at first sight. Goodbye, my love. Third…" The big boss picked up the beauty and threw her on the bed. "Come, prove it to me." On the big bed, Layla was about to escape, but she saw the evil spirits surrounding her, so she could only pounce on the big boss. "I'm cold!" After a while, she murmured, "Boss, it's so hot…" Being aroused to the point of burning with desire, the big boss thought of his four dead wives and wanted to kick the female protagonist off the bed. "Get lost, get lost as far as you can…" Layla hugged the big boss's thigh tightly. "Big boss, I love you to death. I don't mind dying in your arms. Without you, I will die." "…" The big boss opened his dangerous eyes. "What did you say?" "If you let go of me today, I'll kill myself in your office." The big boss unbuttoned his shirt. "You asked for it."

This article is a game + Interstellar + Infrastructure Management + Mythology + Awakening Bloody Hybrid Wind, without CP】 Zhan Xiaobai said, I just went to the toilet, how did the world change？

"I think that your brother is hotter than you. I'm leaving you" Kate Roberts, a high school student, is always referred as a 'good for nothing', while his twin sister Anna Roberts, is the queen of her class and is currently dating the hottest guy of the school, Brandon Johnson, who is often called the 'prince' of Kerlin County High. He is the best at everything he does. But suddenly, he dumps Anna, know the reason why? Check out the hottest and cutest love story, but it's just a bit different....how exactly? Well, you surely checked the genres. We've got you sarcastic humour- "I'm so fucking fabulous- I pee glitter, shit cupcakes and fart rainbows!!" Relatable humour- "..... I'm experiencing life at the rate of 1000 WTFs per hour" Friendship shit humour- "Oh Kate, what are you doing?" "Oh you know, hunting elephants" Killer humour "TWO PEOPLE DIED HERE!! AND ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS THE BROKEN GLASS WINDOW?! LIKE SERIOUSLY?!" Exaggerated humour- "You were supposed to clean a toilet! Not flush down two teachers with toilet water! How difficult was it?!" "...." Dirty humour "WHY CAN'T WE BE NORMAL?!" "Suck it, Harry" "Suck who?" "......" And of course more and more humour and romance "I love you with all my butt... I'd say heart but my butt is bigger" Time to have a laughter of your life!! "I have a bad memory" "How bad is it?" "How bad is what?" ALL I WANT IS YOU BABY!!

An Eagle is flying over the land. The land is going to be decorated with so many beautiful things. The land is recently bought by blood and prestige. Blood is buried here to fertile the land. Along with blood fibre had mixed with the soil. The soil is now reddish black now. Soil has a own color if its. So the whole traders are trying to return the own color of soil. But some are opponents here. They are pouring more blood and fibre. One side the land is reddish black and another side is deep green. Its also near to black. In the deep green side, lives are more alive. They are growing the plants. Their plants are taking blood from the soil. Bit their flowers are not red in color! Rather pinky, blue, yellow, purple, aslo not black! Leaves are such Green! Here colors are so beautiful. Life has a meaning itself. But who is looking at the Land! How is going on the observation? Is it partial! Biased! Or neutral! Somebody knows! Or the Eagle! In this meantime Eagle is called for the comments of observation - The Eagle wears a black suit. It also wears black sun glass. Its looking very dumb with a sharp red lip. But it is saying that its good to be dumb at this moment. Where sharp lips also indicate something. Here is the Eagle which is from Heaven. It has large wings. Its lips is colored with red. It is prohibited to hurt the naughties! An observer can be a judge. Its duty is to see and report. Today is the date to go to Heaven to report the monthly observation. Its his 39th observation report. It is taking preparation to make a grand report at the 40th report. Here is a chance to take everything come to light. And the God is happy with its report. But the God isn’t concern about its secret plan. He has a very actute political sense. It is very powerful when it sees a powerful political party. Again for a nice combination it is emotional with the poor conditions of the marginal people. Also sometimes makes counter balance and balanced view with the middle class where happiness and sorrows are always in a conflict. The Eagle is bored with reports. Sometimes he needs to create drama for nothing. Also it makes him free. But does freedom means all sense! Whatever happens, good or bad! It needs to report good things. Then why need a reporter! If God cannot give attention to the poor conditions and Bad situations, then why paying the reporters. This Payment can be allotted betweens the marginal class people. Isn’t it! But the God has no headache with it. Everybody is busy with own business where marginal and common class people are the products of their business!. The land is busy neither with domestic social realism nor with dynamic leadership able politics! The land is only saving money for the future life. Some are billionaire and they are transporting money to the other land and in their treasury. Bit the Own land people are getting skinny in physical and mental growth. Their medicines are proper guidelines, proper education, and proper culture practice. Where they are alienated and isolated from the real life. Fancies and social domestic dilemmas are flown over the sky. Here is a lacking of social schooling. Nobody is caring the people who are with loss of childhood, loss of morality, loss of eating nutritious foods. Rather they are still deprived of social developments. Here young generation is in confusion of selecting their life partners legally rather they are engaged in doing illegal sexual relationship which makes life disastrous! They are busy in killing embroys. The hospital toilets are floated with blood every moments. Think, how life is here! A land is under observation for the 24th hours of an Eagle. But something prestigious things happen avoiding its observation. Then the Eagle is in terror to stop them!

A man is reincarnated to become an octopus at the age of 20, his death by an airplane toilet made his true dream appear to him; to destroy all toilets in existence.

[Disclaimer: A lot of chapters were removed and revised, starting on chapter 5] TP was your everyday average neet. Aside from working once a week, all he did was play games, eat chips, read manga, and occasionally write comments complaining about how bad a series he continues to watch is. But, he does have ONE particular hobby he picked up a few years back: To give as much hatred as he can to one particular novel. He didn't plan to stop unless his anger faded, or the author stopped writing. But, surprisingly, the undeserving author kept on writing despite having no readers aside from the occasional.. or daily hate comment and reviews from TP. Even TP had to give him credit for his unyielding spirit to write such a terrible novel. One day, after TP satisfyingly left another bad review and went to sleep, what he noticed was something quite unordinary. Something Uncommon. Or rather... impossible. He woke up to a body that wasn't his, and a written letter: Dear Toilet Paper, it has come to my notice that for the past 2 years you have not once missed to leave a single comment on every new chapter I have made. As a writer, I have much to learn; thank you for your criticisms. However, as much as I'd like to continue the story and keep you entertained, I have to put it to a stop. But, since you obviously like my story so much, I've gotten a perfect opportunity to keep you entertained. Hope you like it. Keep in touch, ~Xoxo, your lovely author, Janissa.] ____ COPYRIGHT THUMBNAIL, ALL CREDITS (ASIDE FROM TEXT) GO TO XRallenX ON DEVIANTART. LINK: https://www.deviantart.com/xrallenx/art/Evil-Smile-157230115

If there's anything worst than a public toilet, then it's being a Demigod. Unfortunately, Alex had to learn of that fact the hard way. At least as a public toilet, you only have to put up with one thing, but as a Demigod, you will always be faced with tons of problems. You would have to keep running from monsters who literally see you as a walking piece of pizza, seeing any suspicious looking person as a monster in disguise. Like all these weren't enough, Alex was dragged into something worst -saving the WORLD. As in, the poor guy could hardly save himself, how was he supposed to save the world. But that's just how the lives of demigods are. Join Alexander Cruise on his journey across the world; learning new things, slaughtering monsters, making friends, getting betrayed and unveiling secrets that he that even gods aren't meant to know.

Alexandria Rodriguez, a middle class girl as sweet as sugar, hot like fire but colder than ice recently got a new job. From washing the hot billionaire- Alexander Norman's toilet in the office, she becomes a maid in his house. Alexander Norman, an expressionless billionaire and heir to his father's technology empire found himself falling for Alexandria— the first time he met her. Their paths cross once more and despite Alexandria's hard to get game, she eventually becomes his maid with added advantages. As they get to know each other better, Alexandria fights the overwhelming urge to be more than just a maid with benefits.

Elio Siraditya bertemu dengan seorang pria aneh yang mengganggunya di dalam kereta. Dia balik mengerjainya. “Berhenti kau, gadis jalang!” Sial. Dia ketahuan. Elio berharap mereka tidak akan bertemu lagi. Sayang, ayahnya yang teramat baik berkata, "Kasihan, dia menangis di toilet." Karenanya, Sangkala Dharmayudha – si pria tampan yang nampak kaya namun tak tahu malu itu – pulang bersama mereka. Seiring berjalannya waktu, Elio menyadari keanehan lain dalam diri Kala. Kepribadiannya sering berubah-ubah. Kala berkata dia mungkin mempunyai kepribadian ganda, sebuah penyakit mental bernama Dissociative Identity Disorder. Terdengar asing, Elio lebih percaya kalau Kala hanya jahil atau malah kerasukan setan hingga berhari-hari lamanya. Beruntung, masalah yang dialami Kala menjadi sumber inspirasi Elio agar bisa keluar dari jerat maut bagi penulis; Writer's Block. Karena bagaimana pun juga, dia harus mendapatkan penghargaan 'Fanfiction of the Year' yang sudah diimpikannya sejak dua tahun yang lalu. Namun, lambat laun Elio mulai memendam rasa pada tiga dari enam kepribadian Kala. Hal itu memicu kerumitan lain pada hidup Elio. "Kau harus memilih salah satu di antara kami." ___ #romance #comedy #humor #lovestory #mentalhealth #dissociativeidentitydisorder #did #kepribadianganda #psikologi #author #writer #badboy #wibu #ceo #drama #romansa #enemiestolovers #lovehaterelationship #polyamory

With a heart full of determination to sacrifice myself, I decided to assassinate the Crown Prince from the neighboring country. However, when I woke up the next day, I discovered that I had transformed into him, and he me. Besides the feud between our countries, we had to confront numerous other problems - for instance, how we intended to bathe, how we intended to use the toilet, and most importantly, every morning, when I woke up, I always feel slightly embarrassed. He wasn't awkward in the slightest, just that he frequently forgot that I am a woman. Review: This has a similar vibe to "Empress with no Virtue" with an added body switch element for added hilarity. The MC is smart but she can be really clueless about a lot of things and the male lead has a blast teasing her and sometimes even stumbles as he explains some very awkward things to a curious MC, most of the time, she's like a child honestly believing his absurd explanations of how things work, which is absolutely hilarious to him and the readers! STORY CREDIT:  Credit for the story goes to the original wonderful author, Ze Mu...and the awesome translators Alyschu, 742, Liz Translation...and me, MiraiSaesang! ~~And If you have the wonderful urge to ever buy me a coffee. Here are the gateways and some love ʕづ•ᴥ•ʔづ♡♡♡  ko-fi.com/miraisaesang  patreon.com/MiraiSaesang  Thank you so much!! (✿^з^)☆

Nasib sial menimpa Anes ketika dia sedang pergi ke toilet yang cukup jauh dari gedung museum, Anes di culik oleh kedua anak buah Andri. Mereka membawa Anes menjauh dari gedung museum, bahkan lebih jauh lagi hingga keluar kota. Lisa selaku teman Anes sangat cemas dengannya karena tidak kunjung datang. Tidak ada yang tau keberadaan Anes dimana, bahkan Anes pun tidak tau dirinya berada di letak kota mana. Anes dikurung di sebuah gedung dengan desain luar yang cukup menyeramkan bahkan semakin seram ketika dia mengetahui ternyata dia dibawa ke kota tak berpenghuni, awalnya Andri mengira hanya ada mereka berempat di tempat itu, tapi ternyata ada satu orang lagi yang bernama Deska, Deska awalnya tidak peduli dengan urusan mereka, dan memutuskan untuk memilih tidak mengetahui apa-apa meskipun dia tau, tapi Anes meminta bantuannya dengan raut wajah memelas, pada akhirnya hati Deska tergerak untuk menyelamatkan Anes. Deska dan Anes berhasil keluar dari gedung itu, karena tempat tinggal Anes sangat jauh dengan lokasinya sekarang dia memutuskan untuk tinggal bersama dengan Deska. Hari-hari yang mereka lalui bersama menjadi sangat menyenangkan, sampai akhirnya tanpa di sadari mereka telah jatuh cinta. Berbulan-bulan berlalu cinta mereka semakin banyak rintangan yang terus berdatangan, sampai mengancam umur hubungan mereka berdua. Dewi kakak dari Anes memaksanya untuk melanjutkan pendidikan ke jenjang kuliah. Tapi Anes sempat menolak perintah kakaknya secara mentah-mentah dan terjadi cekcok yang cukup besar, sehingga Anes tidak sengaja berbicara mengenai hubungannya dengan Deska. Sontak membuat Dewi kaget dengan apa yang di dengarnya, sebab selama ini yang dia tahu mereka berdua hanyalah teman biasa. Dewi pun langsung membawanya pulang ke rumah dan Dewi melaporkan semuanya kepada orang tua mereka. Pada akhirnya Anes menuruti semua perintah kakaknya untuk kuliah dan pergi dari tempat Deska. Perasaan mereka berdua sangat hancur ketika di paksa berpisah. Tapi Anes memutuskan hubungannya semata-mata agar hidup Deska tidak terancam, apa lagi hanya karena dirinya. Deska yang tidak mengetahui alasan yang jelas kenapa Anes meninggalkan begitu saja membuat dirinya sangat hancur.