Roasts For Ugly

“They said sticks and stones may break bones... but no one warned the heavens about roasts.” Yulong is just your average university student—quiet, sarcastic, friendless, and fiercely loyal to one thing: rice. His social circle? Non-existent. His only companion? ChatGPT, the AI that matches his humor, roasts like a demon, and somehow knows more about cultivation novels than the authors themselves. Then it happened— A blackout. A glitch. A glowing loading screen. And boom. Yulong wakes up in a world where swords fly, beasts roar, and your worth is measured in spirit stones and how stylishly you kill someone. But now, ChatGPT isn’t just a chat assistant. It’s an immortal-grade System, fully awakened—able to craft divine weapons, generate roast-based power boosts, and narrate Yulong’s life with dangerously sarcastic commentary. He has no clan. No golden finger (except ChatGPT). No plot armor. Only his roast blade and a system that rewards him for using it. What to Expect: - A roastmaster MC who flames his way through every obstacle - A system that’s more dangerous than any sword - Cultivation, chaos, comedy, and combat - A harem, eventually—but the waifus will earn their screentime - And of course… daily uploads guaranteed. (If there’s ever a delay, missed chapters will be uploaded later. I don’t drop, I stockpile.) This is When the Roasts Reach Immortality— Where every insult is a cultivation technique, and the road to the peak is paved in sarcasm.

A scoff left my lips before I could hold it in. "What did you just say?" I asked, my gaze moving from one Alpha to the next. "You want me to move in with you?" I questioned them to make sure I had heard correctly. "Yes." Thatcher took a step closer, but I took two steps back, creating more distance between us. "We want you," Logan declared, his eyes burning with intense need. "Yes," Julian joined in. "We will also protect you; we'll make sure no harm comes to you. Please give us a chance," they begged. Are they being serious? Is this some kind of joke? How dare they make such demands after the way they hurt and humiliated me in front of everyone? No, I won't listen to them; I won't fall for their tricks a second time. I will reject the mate bond between us and cut every connection that we might have. After making up my mind, I opened my mouth and started to recite the words I never imagined I would ever say. "I, Linnea of White Eagle Pack, reject you..." But I never got a chance to finish. My mind and body unexpectedly broke down, and I found myself collapsing. Before I could hit the ground, I felt a pair of strong arms—no, not just a pair, but three pairs—holding me, immediately preventing my fall. *** Prologue Because of Linnea's ugliness, nobody wanted to associate with her; her skin was wrinkled and dried up, making her look like a ninety-year-old dying grandmother. But was she really ugly? From the early age of seven, Linnea took an elixir meant to keep her from aging quickly, but instead, the elixir did the exact opposite of what it was meant for. It dried her up and made her appear quite ugly. When Linnea discovered the truth behind the elixir, she confronted her mother, who had given it to her. Her mother cried and asked her to continue taking the elixir, claiming, "That is the only way I can remain married to Beta Benjamin; you must not outshine his daughter. He'll kick us out if you anger his daughter." After learning the truth, Linnea became bitter, and her hatred for Beta Benjamin's daughter, Madison, grew. Linnea swallowed her anger and vowed to leave her mother once she turned eighteen. Her eighteenth birthday came, and Linnea prepared herself to leave the pack, but on her way out, she discovered the biggest shock of her life. Her fated mate was actually Madison's lover—one of the triplet Alphas. Linnea thought it would end there, but she experienced an even greater shock when she realized the remaining two triplets were also her mates. How could this be? How did she end up with three mates? What happened?! *** Hiii Chapters 1 - 26 are more like the backstory of the book. You'll get to know the character's personality while reading these chapters. Read my other book 'Fated To The Four Notorious Alpha Brothers' I'm a new author on Webnovel, kindly support my writing journey.

Disfigured since infancy by a lethal poison, Jasper is the young master of the wealthiest merchant in the kingdom. However, he lost everything to the scheming environment. With revenge in mind, he will strive to be as strong as possible and as wealthy as his late father. Eventually, he will try his best to build his kingdom. Along with his game-like system, he will discover a world he didn’t know existed. What to Expect: Weak to Strong MC: He’ll take the merchant path before truly beginning his martial art journey. RPG System: A game-like interface guides and aids his progression. Business & Schemes: Expect clever plots and economic maneuvering. Low-Key Start → High-Key Rise: The protagonist begins discreetly but eventually becomes a major force. Strong Subordinates: Allies matter—the world doesn’t revolve solely around the MC. However, betreyal is something to be wary of. Dangerous Villains: Intelligent, cunning antagonists who challenge the MC. Building kingdom: MC will build his own kingdom later on. World of Chaos: Monsters, dungeons, martial arts, and shifting power dynamics—kingdoms fall, sects rise, and the world evolves with each major event. Romance: No harem, probably (Still not certain but that's what I'm planing for the moment.)

Growing up in the outskirts, Lovell swore to crawl his way out of poverty using any means necessary . He lived his semi-ordinary life relying on his wits to survive in the ashes of the world that once was. With the constant threat of monsters and the fallout from war looming over humanity, the world turned harsher than ever before. His mask of indifference shattered when he began to hear strange ravings and murmurs. He understood them to be warnings of impending danger. To resist what fate has in store for him, he seeks power by becoming a Dreadborn-those who resist the monsters born from fear with fear. What is he willing to do to survive? Where will his thorny path lead him? What is he going to find when he ascends to the worlds peak?

Riley Lynn’s brother is in jail for a crime that he did not commit. Taken by surprise by this news, in pure desperation, she will take any job to raise the money needed to free him. Riley believes that she is all her brother has got and she will do anything to free him from the hole he was sent to wrongfully. Upon meeting the infamous Vincent Luciano, a millionaire, who agreed to hire Riley as his girlfriend for ten thousand dollars, so his mother will ease up the pressure on him to find a wife, however, once Riley is enmeshed in Vincent’s world, he falls for her, and she starts to have feelings for him as well. Despite her romance with Vincent, as she grows closer to the Luciano’s, Riley realizes that they might be somehow involved in her brother's conviction. Journeying deeper into a world of wealth and conspiracies, Riley is forced to rely on Vincent, although doing so could cost her everything. Riley agrees to pretend to date millionaire Vincent Luciano for a fee, falling in love was not in the contract and so was not the fact that the Luciano family may have something to do with her brother’s conviction.

Sleeping with beautiful wives behind their husbands' backs. Dating tons of different girlfriends. If Daniel’s life were made into a book, it would definitely leave people burning with jealousy. Yet, his brilliant 21-year life came to an abrupt end when he was hit by a truck. Upon waking, Daniel realized he had become one of the most hated characters from a novel he once read. This particular character was the complete opposite of him—zero charm, loathed by almost everyone, ugly in appearance, and much more. As if that wasn’t bad enough, this character was destined for a tragic end: death. Faced with such a grim future, Daniel was on the verge of despair when he suddenly heard a voice inside his head. [Villain System installation beginning...] [Villain System installation complete!] [Welcome, host! Introducing the Villain System!] Before his smile could even settle, another prompt flashed: [Be a villain or die!] Quickly, his life’s genre shifted from an ordinary slice-of-life romance and drama into a high-stakes, life-or-death fantasy. Thankfully, there was one silver lining in all of this: in this new world, he could experience a whole new variety of beauties. He vowed not to limit himself to humans alone—he would also pursue elves, mermaids, demons, and even dragons!

Emily's world has always revolved around her family,sweet Emily who doesn't know of the world beyond. What happens when her world collide with Ethan,a sinister man that held a deep dark secret which entranced Emily and she is known to the darkest sides of the world. Obligations,death,mystery,adventure,love,lust will be the outcome of an unsaid journey.

The way he called my name made me feel so wanted. And Without thinking I placed my lips on Xavier's he responded back almost immediately, the kiss was filled with so much warmth love and lust. It was so intense and good I thought I would die from the feeling. "Limah" Xavier said moaning. I guess that was what really brought me back to reality and I pushed him back harshly. Limah E Norman with one look at her everything about her screams nerd, or bookworm precise. Little did she know that coming to a new place would change everything. If she was ever told that ghost do exist. She would laugh it off saying ghosts aren't real that only happens in novels and movies. Not knowing that she won't only be living with one but also falling for one. Xavier Fredric occoner A ghost boy who finally accepts the fact that he was never Meant to be Human To live or to love. Living a ghost life was quite interesting so far Or so he thought. And on the other hand. Zion Fredric occoner, most popular boy in school, every girl's dream. Who would she choose? A lot of secrets, gets revealed would Limah be able to withstand it?

Under One Sky Rain Fell for Him, Fire Burned for Her --- *Setting: Elite college in South Korea — Arkan University — known for its secrecy, power, and privilege. The place where talents bloom, hearts break, and secrets destroy lives. --- Main Male Lead Name: Rivan Seo Age: 21 (Second-Year) Personality: Rude. Rich. Raw. He’s tall, sharp-jawed, with a lean muscular build. A beast in sports, genius in music, unmatched in looks. He’s known as “The Untouchable.” Popular, cold, multi-talented—but dangerous if crossed. Background: Only heir to the Seo Corporation empire. Hides a dark past no one dares speak of. Appearance: Piercing black eyes, tattoos down his left arm, always in designer fits. Hair slightly messy but intentional. POV Sample: > "People call it attitude. I call it survival. I didn’t grow up to be loved. I grew up to be feared." --- Transfer Male Lead (Hidden Genius) Name: Arian Mehta Age: 20 (New Transfer) Personality: Quiet. Gentle smile. Mysterious. Friendly but deeply private. From a middle-class background. He hides his intelligence behind a calm face. Background: Raised by a single mother, he came here on full scholarship. But no one knows he’s ranked top in international coding Olympiads. Appearance: Milky fair skin, always in minimal, clean clothes. Slight build, innocent features, rarely online. Eyes that read people. POV Sample: > "I’ve mastered the art of fading in the background. But that doesn’t mean I’m weak. I’m just choosing when to burn." --- Female Lead (GL Tie-In) Name: Hana Lee Age: 20 Personality: Bold, sharp-tongued, secretly vulnerable. She was Rivan’s childhood friend turned enemy. Appearance: Long dark hair, fierce eyeliner, always dressed in black. Her eyes seem to hide heartbreak. POV Sample: > "They say girls like me are dangerous. But the real danger is when I stop caring." --- Rivan's Gang (The “Aces”) Kai – Blonde, impulsive, boxer, hides bruises with pride. Minjoon – Hacker, sarcastic, loves chaos. Taeyang – Deep-thinker, poetic, smoker, plays cello at midnight. Yuri (GL character) – Soft but deadly. Her eyes never lie, but her lips do. --- Love Triangle Becomes Multi-Angle: Rivan falls for Arian, but denies it—until obsession consumes him. Hana still has feelings for Rivan, but starts getting drawn to Yuri. Arian is pulled into both—caught in the storm of Rivan’s fire and Hana’s mystery. thank you and I hope you like it

Hit by Truck-kun, a modern soul wakes as Ryota Kurosawa, Kuiki’s shunned, overweight outcast with a dark past. In a dystopian world ruled by cruel nobles, only the deadly Dungeon—packed with monsters and riches—offers a shot at power. With fists and grit, Ryota dives in, chasing redemption. Can he rise from “pig-face” to hero in a world that hates him?

In a world riddled with endless greed, pain, and destruction, a once hated king Nai Soari is raised from the dead - a peaceful place that he wishes to return to. His sole task is the killing the Demon who's one step away from annihilating the planet. Gifted with the Blessing of the Sun, Nai is the world's lone savior. Nai - all the whilst regaining his powers that have slowly drained over time - must join forces with a cunning doctor, a mute orphan child, and Luan, a secretive, dangerous, yet charming man who has given naught but his name and age to restore the mortal world to what it once was.

[Ugly-duckling Transformation, weak to strong] The destitute young miss of the Ling family was weak, had lowly qualifications, was ugly and frequently bullied. In the end, she was pushed into the freezing river by her so-called love rival. However, when she opened her eyes once again, her gaze was cold yet captivating! Everything had changed drastically! When her ugly looks faded, she became a peerless beauty. When she displayed her graceful bearing and talent, it was blinding and earth-shattering! I'm a foodie and I'm proud of it. I have a venomous tongue to infuriate people to death, but I won’t compensate with my life. All the handsome men would give their all just to make her smile, which provoked his desire to dominate and possess her. However, in the end, was it him who dominated her…

A college senior has to fight to survive when her world is flooded with mana and invaded by fantastical creatures. -------------------------------------------------- This is a novel about an outside force invading Earth and forcing humanity to fight to survive with the help of a system. I intend to write it as a physiological story following the protagonist who is in a deep depression and finds hope again as the world is ending. There will be a romance plot that is central to the story but it only starts about halfway through so if you want that wait like a year.

With pure pressure put on Liana, she has no choice but to pay a low street guy to be her boyfriend. little did she know that she is the key to unleashing the ancient locked Greek god of the Vams world. Finding out that her low life boyfriend was not just human but a freaking wealthy vampire.

Yang Hao was a mortal with no hope of becoming a warrior. On top of that, he was betrayed by his personal guard and left in a dangerous forest to be devoured by beasts. However, he was fortunate to encounter two women—one fat and the other skinny. They offered to help him escape the forest and become stronger, but in exchange, he had to engage in dual cultivation with one of them. Yang Hao decided to accept their offer. His life mattered more, and he suspected these women were not ordinary but powerful. It also seemed they were hiding something from him.

The Xia family had two daughters. One was Xia Rou, known as Jiang City’s number one beauty, and the other was Xia Yan, notorious and disfigured. Beautiful Xia Rou got engaged to the Mo family’s young master, but rumor had it that Young Master Mo was a cripple. Xia Rou refused to wed him. Hence, her notorious sister, Xia Yan, was forced to marry into the Mo family in her place. Young Master Mo was furious. “You’re not Xia Rou! How dare the Xia family cheat in this marriage!” Covering her face with a mask, Xia Yan said, “Young Master Mo isn’t crippled as the rumors claim. He’s even healthy, tall, and handsome. Xia Rou will surely regret if she finds out.” After their marriage, Young Master Mo’s friends gathered round. “Our sister-in-law must be gorgeous. You’re a lucky man!” When Young Master Mo thought of the woman who had to wear a mask even in her sleep to hide her ugliness, he flared up in anger. “Scram! Whoever brings up that woman again will have to marry her instead!” Then, Young Master Mo was radiating happiness. His friends gathered round once more. “Just what does our sister-in-law look like? Do you have to be so mysterious about it?” He flashed them a mischievous grin. “Scram! My dearest wife is the prettiest woman I’ve ever seen. You average folks aren’t worthy of gazing at her beauty, do you understand?” Everyone was dumbstruck. Has Young Master Mo lost his mind because his wife was too ugly? Back at home, Xia Yan was packing her bags. “Mo He, I’m divorcing you. You bully, humiliate, and dislike me!” Young Master Mo quickly hugged his wife. “My dearest wife, I’ll only dote on and love you. I can even give you my life!” Later on, Xia Yan realized that destiny wouldn’t appear out of nowhere. It had been fate all along.

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It's a story about a boy who entered to the world of crime just for earning money he doesn't want to earn money for her joy he wants to earn money to cure her mother who was suffering from a serious disease but unfortunately his boss and his lover betrayed and kill him but the great betrayal gave her a golden opportunity to start over his lives with a new identity and become a model of justice.

Every Cultivation transmigrator would begin their journey with ignorance. Ye Chen, who was originally from Earth, unexpectedly transmigrated to the Fantasy world after crashing with Truck-Kun. Of course, like every Protagonist, he had a gold finger with a female seductive spirit in an ancient ring. But he also had many mysteries hidden beneath him, as he discovered on his great adventure. This was our protagonist's first journey: every attractive female fell over him with simply his sight, but there was another person. This pig-featured man was maliciously reincarnated into this fantasy world with the appearance of a third-rate villain, and he snatched all of the heroines as our protagonist flirted with other females. This story will be the epic clash between the Transmigrator and Reincarnator....... Tags- #Netori #Dark

Langit di atas Desa Qingyun membara seperti besi membara. Asap hitam membumbung dari rumah-rumah jerami yang dilalap api, membawa aroma daging hangus dan tanah yang terbakar. Jeritan terakhir telah padam, berganti dengan gemerisik puing berjatuhan dan desau angin yang menyapu abu ke arah barat. Di tengah pusaran kehancuran itu, Lan Tian berdiri.