Jokes About Burger King

Thousands of races coexist, where the sword and Magic shine together, the Human Race, Sea Race, Elves, Dwarfs, Orcs ... all rush to unfold the light of civilization, composing their epic tragedies! (A Lord's Farming Tale)

My name is Shaytan. Just Shaytan. Every morning at five, I start my day like anyone else—cereal, eggs, or toast, followed by a meticulous brushing session where I avoid any contact with the damn bogey lurking in the mirror. I have a roommate, a werewolf. We are best friends and also classmates. After school, I work as a bartender in a nearby pub, where apart from your regular humans, other creatures also get together for a drink. Aside from these quirks, my life was relatively normal — until everything turned upside down. The peacefulness of the night seems to be over, the Fifth King is preparing for war — perhaps for world domination —, and common sense has evaporated somewhere along the way. And somehow, I got right in the middle of this glorious mess.

SYNOPSIS: Skyler McKenzie, a single mom, had lived a simple life with her son, Noel, and loving parents in a small suburban town away from the buzzing city. One day, everything changed when she accepted a job in a big city. Then, she met him, thinking it could be love at first sight. It was a whirlwind romance as he flipped her world upside down. She loved him. He loved her and her child. It was perfect. But there was just one problem. She had a past that she could not remember. She did not even know who the father of her child was. So, was the present enough for her to move on to the future? Noah Maxwell was a successful athlete, famous, and rich. But there was something that was missing in his life. He needed a new reason to live until he met her. He immediately felt the connection between them. He knew that he had fallen in love with her the instant that their eyes met. But there was a problem. She resembled the girl who had once owned and broken his heart. Was he in love with her or the woman he saw in her? But what if, by some twisted fate, their lives always had a connection? Did she still wish to remember the past if it held too many dark secrets? Did he still want to hold on to the past if it brought too much painful memories? Looking through each other's eyes, would they finally see the truth?

Jenn Li has a loving mom and a stubborn caring dad, and nice loud younger sister. But, at age 14 she had limb girdle muscular dystrophy. It causes her muscles in her arm and legs to slowly weaken as time pass by. It made her not as convenient to go outside. When she have to go to school, she takes her wheelchair. It gives her some anxiety and is a bit discomfort for her. But, she managed through it. She is only able to walk with a limp on her leg for only a small distance. She is able to walk with a limp all around her home. She find comfort at home while being on the internet. And, wants to making journaling youtube videos. Sometimes, she gets worried over trivial things. And, sometimes thinking things like why is her life is like this, and if she didn't have musclar dystrophy, life would be just a bit better for her. She tends to get over her worries by thinking positive listening to music and watching videos. She is grateful that she is alive and breathing. She also do not have a boyfriend. Is not a big deal, but it would be lovely to have a boyfriend and getting married in the future. One day angels and gods showed up and, decided to bless and gift everyone in the whole world with immortality and magical superpowers. . It became like a utopia. They also give her an alternative universe life to live and her story is: She and her older non identical twin sister, along with her parents are immortal. And, their stories goes like this: Jann Li and Jenn Li, two 22 years old non-identical twin sisters who has 2 childhood best friends, Jonn Li and Junn Li. They also happens to be 22 years old non-identical twin brothers. They all live together in one big house. Jonn and Junn soon becomes their boyfriends and lovers. They are part of The Li family. A family that all is immortal and have magical and super powers, just like everybody is. They are trying to enjoy and live a happy and peaceful life. And hanging out with their immortal and magical friends, sometimes.

In the bustling streets of Rio de Janeiro, Carlos leads a life indifferent to the chaos around him—until one fateful night changes everything. After ordering a mysterious burger from a peculiar establishment known as Hell's Burger, he finds himself caught in an unexpected and darkly humorous twist of fate. As he experiences the intense flavors of his meal, Carlos is thrust into a shocking reality that intertwines his soul with a sinister queen. With a blend of supernatural elements and gritty urban life, this tale explores themes of desire, consequence, and the surreal nature of existence. Will Carlos navigate the challenges of his newfound predicament, or will he succumb to the whims of the underworld? Dive into a story where every bite could lead to unimaginable consequences!

The journey of a cultivator is long and boring but not for cheng mo

Elleanyka James Smith, seorang gadis biasa yang baik, memiliki pengalaman tentang perhantuan sejak ia habis bermimpi dan terbagun di tengah malam di saat Sekolah Menengahnya. Ia yang sebelumnya nampak segar bugar dan juga selalu energik, belakangan ini berubah menjadi sosok gadis yang terlihat kelelahan. Dan, hal tersebut membuatnya menjadi pertanyaan untuk Maggie Ruth yang notabene sahabat karibnya dan juga Ayahnya Mr. Smith ada apa gerangan dengan gadis itu belakangan ini. Lantas, sementara hantu-hantu tersebut datang dan pergi dan berseliweran setiap hari untuk curhat dengan Ellea, gadis itu harus bertahan agar kedua orang yang memperhatikannya tersebut tiak mengetahui hal tersebut dan Ellea harus segera mengurus hal ini agar tidak mengganggu kehidupan normalnya. Jadi, akankah Ellea berhasil? Ketahui kisahnya dalam Novel How About you Ghost yuk para pembaca yang baik. Cover by: @Madheee_i / Geetanggit

Leon wakes up in a dark place remembering nothing of why he was there but that he was attacked by something straight out of a horror movie. when he starts to explore he will find both enemies and allies. as he goes farther up and sometimes out the tower he finds people but, when he trys to talk to them they do not respond treating him as if he was invisible when suddenly a screen appears WELCOME DUNGEON KING Your first mission is to eliminate the wolves who have gone mad who have crossed into your HOME. (D-10 h-10 S-24)

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

Catastrophe erupted, it was the end of the world. Survivors were surrounded by the impregnable wall, a new order was established... The desire for power, faith, and darkness pervaded each other, layer upon layer of brands imprinted in every corner of the heart. The virus wreaked havoc, were these humans' true colors? "I unexpectedly survive, I want to live." –Du Dian

A história gira em torno de um jovem de dezoito anos chamado Carlos que mora em uma kitnet no Rio de Janeiro. Em uma certa noite ele acaba experimentando um lanche de uma hamburgueria um tanto diferente, a partir daquele momento sua vida jamais será a mesma. ‍ Carlos acaba morrendo e com isso ele consegue um emprego, mas não é um emprego comum, o seu desempenho será fundamental para que ele agrade os seus superiores e consiga o que não mais o pertence. AVISO!!! Essa Light Novel não é para crianças, a linguagem é pesada e não possui filtros. É uma obra politicamente incorreta que abordará certos temas que pode incomodar o leitor. Para saber mais acesse: https://hellsburger-pre-venda.netlify.app/ Vou deixar o canal do telegram aqui, costumo postar os capítulos com antecedência por lá.  https://t.me/+p6bGExq_SjllYWYx

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Mia, a formidable force in the corporate world, navigates the treacherous waters of ambition and desire. As she climbs the corporate ladder, she becomes entangled with Ethan Knight, a man as enigmatic as he is powerful. Their relationship is a dangerous game, a high-stakes gamble fueled by passion, obsession, and a shared thirst for power. As they delve deeper into their dangerous liaison, the lines between love and manipulation blur. With every calculated move, they risk exposing their vulnerabilities and jeopardizing their carefully constructed personas. "About Mia" is a gripping tale of love, power, and betrayal, set against the backdrop of a ruthless corporate world.

No-one else matters but the rich. No-one else matters but the good-looking. This was Yadera's view of life. As the only son of the richest man in Africa, he was both good-looking and rich. That means, No-one else matters but him. Such poor judgement changes his life drastically as he crosses someone he shouldn't have. Forced to the slums, Yadera becomes the things he hates most and must fight for his ill conceived beliefs. But alas, life in the slums is far from the comfort of his extravagant home in lagos island. The chances of him surviving are nonexistent. And what the hell is a system and why won't it leave him alone.

Dmitry disappeared for five years after an event that went down in gaming history as "The Great Scythe," where thousands of pro players were fired and even more retired, all within a single month. Now, Dmitry returns to the gaming scene in secret, ready to make his grand comeback in a new game being launched. This game, harnessing the full power of virtual reality, challenges players to dominate entire worlds. "Welcome to Altair, where everyone is a god" Main Tags: Action, Adventure, mmorpg

"Miles," I said again, my voice a bit shaky now. "Why did you bring me here?" He turned to face me, his expression suddenly serious. He stepped closer, and I felt my back press against the cold wall behind me. His face was so close to mine that I could feel his breath on my skin. "I like you," he whispered. My mind went blank. For a few seconds, I just stood there, staring at him, not sure if I had heard him right. Then, out of nowhere, I burst out laughing. It wasn’t that I didn’t take him seriously; I just didn’t know how else to react. Miles was not the type of person to confess his feelings like that. This had to be a joke, right? "Miles, you—" I started, but before I could finish, he grabbed me by the collar and kissed me. It wasn’t a soft, gentle kiss. It was rough, almost desperate. I froze, my mind reeling. This couldn’t be happening. But it was. His lips were on mine, his body pressed against me. For a moment, I was too shocked to do anything, but then I shoved him away with all the strength I had left, my heart racing in my chest. "What the hell, Miles?" I shouted, my voice shaking with a mix of anger and confusion. He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, his expression calm, too calm. "I’m sorry," he said quietly. "It was just a joke." "The plot revolves around Miles and leo, two high school boys who were once friends but are now just strangers. But what happens when, one day, Miles kisses leo and tells him that he likes him? But it's just a joke....? What the heck! Leo didn't like this joke at all.

1990 year. Evil Empire is living its last months.

making you smile is top priority, smile always.

Haunted by a past he cannot recall, a silent king finds himself burdened by the weight of a curse he unleashed. His amnesia is a cruel mask for the guilt that consumes him, forcing him to confront the darkness that now shrouds his once-glorious kingdom. Guided by a mysterious woman and aided by a fallen god, he must uncover the truth about the artifact that unleashed the curse, even if it means embracing a destiny that could turn him into the very monster he seeks to destroy.

The rituals are shattered, and the music has fallen silent in a world clouded with chaos. Gu Qingfeng, having crossed time and space, sought only a life of peace and quiet amidst the turmoil. But with the birth of his first son, he soon discovers that his path is far more complex than he had ever imagined... PS - I will update a lot of chapters until i'm completely caught up with the raws. When caught up, I will start translating another store. COMMENT WHAT STORIES YOU GUYS WANT TRANSLATED. NO HAREMS, AND EVIL MC PREFERRED Support me at: https://patre on.com/TheAiTranslator

【Gadis Kampus Desain×Pria Mafia Dewasa+Cinta beda usia+Cinta Manis】Shou bertemu seorang Pria yang ia harapkan datang untuk menyelamatkan nya di supermarket telah datang. Tapi kenapa harus nampak seperti pria gang yang mengerikan. Harus kah Shou memanggilnya. "Ahjussi..." "(Mengandung Seks Description)"

After Alex's death, he was transferred to one of the evil characters in a Chinese novel who was killed in the first chapters... Alex tried to change his fate and survive, but every attempt failed, which led to his death a second time... But his story did not end here, rather he found himself going back in time to the past with some strength. Which would help him change his fate this time... Can Alex in this life change his fate and survive, or will he suffer the same fate again?