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[A god is a paradox.] This is the theme of the novel, [Hero's Downfall], which Arcine wrote for funsies and laughs. The novel was a piece of satire as glorious as it was horrendous, with shallow characters, petty squabbles, and black-and-white villains and heroes. There was no depth whatsoever. And yet people kept reading until the very end, bound by the idea that the entire novel was a big joke. Life would make a similar joke on our trash author Arcine. Plagued by three different types of cancer, paralyzed from the waist down, and suffering from severe mental degradation at a young age, it was as if everything he had written was being thrown back at him. His suffering would continue even after his death. In a new life. Inside his garbage-tier novel.

When Hasegawa suspects that Maki is hiding her visit to the Miyamoto Festival, his investigation uncovers Daichi, who is linked to the tragic death of Horie Mio, a sensational young idol. Drawn by this dark connection, Hasegawa sets out to unearth the truth. However, as he delves deeper, his focus shifts—he finds himself captivated not by Daichi’s secrets, but by the allure of Daichi’s enigmatic personality, blurring the lines between curiosity and something far more personal.

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Anomalies have always existed in the world, without any specific pattern. Sometimes they were places, other times objects, and occasionally, beings. Almost all anomalies possess something called “anomalous power” an innate ability that grants them capabilities that defy all the laws of nature. And I... ended up becoming one of these anomalies. New chapters are released 3 times a week, Monday, Wednesday and Friday. *** Visit my Patreon to get up to 20 chapters ahead - (20 chapters / two months ahead): Patr-eon: https://www.patreon.com/c/rowen_kun/membership

what happens when the only thing that makes your dreams come true, suddenly becomes your reality. Immerse yourself in a world where abnormal races, extraordinary abilities, dungeons, and demons are the norm even to feeble minds. Mediator's Story follows the journey of ten humans who find themselves inexplicably transported to a world modeled after a game they once created. As their power of absolute authority is challenged by the challenges around them, they must unravel the mysteries of this world, confront their own humanity, and uncover the truth behind their summoning. Together with the rest of humanity, they navigate a realm where survival demands understanding, resilience, and a confrontation with the very essence of their existence. Valeri is an anomaly to these 10. a young man who went from the game to hell and now he's back in it again trying to find his purpose as part of the 10. in his journey you'll uncover the mysteries behind the World and just how far humanity can be stretched if given power. Valeris journey is one, not to fulfill his purpose as a main character but his responsibility as a man who carries a duty to fulfill. Follow him as he grows into finding what he truly wants for himself going from a Kid who has aspirations and duties, to a teen who's only desire is survival and finally a man who stands accountable to himself

I'm... A writer Hmm an ad about my story I read the ad "Want to Enter into the world of 'The Story'? click here I try to close the ad and but it wouldn't close so I clicked [Entering into 'The Story'] [State your Name] 'Death' [Getting reincarnated into 'The Story'] As an author my works were trash, even this work is trash."let's make a good ending this time" I smirk to myself

Just Short Story. Each Chapter have different story nor plot!

random stories that were written for my children, 19 years worth of short stories.

The story is about how an old man wanted to fly on an airplane all his life, but he still couldn't do it.

What would happen if you give a weak man the power to kill another with a single syllable? ... His story filled with dread and murderous tendencies, exploring the dark side of power and how it influences a person, will he find peace or chaos? That's up to him

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

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“Elise…” I called out to her. I wanted to say something but my brain could not form any words to utter. So, her name in my lips lingered and silence enveloped us. I glimpsed at her peaceful face and, as if on cue, my nerves relaxed. I gently touched her cheeks using my thumb then moved to her lips. Everything is probably an understatement of what I am willing to do for her. Beyond everything, that is, if it exists. I moved closer to reach the seat belt and quickly strapped her. I also adjusted my seat and strapped my own. Then, I started the car engine and drove off. My mind wandered off our first meeting. She didn’t appear promising to me when she descended the doorstep of their house. She walks extremely slow and she hangs her head down like a sinner. The cuffs of her long sleeves were constantly pulled to hide her hands. Then, she looked up to meet my gaze. Her eyes were puffy and it was very obvious that she spent an hour, and probably more, crying. Nevertheless, she smiled at me, giving me an access to view her white teeth. She, then, accepted the flowers that I was offering. Her nails were clean and bare, no paint. Then, she muttered her first word to me, “Thank you.” After that, she went inside.

At eighteen, Jane Denki feels stifled in her secluded village, longing for freedom and adventure beyond the familiar woods that have enclosed her entire life. With striking red hair and a rebellious spirit, she has trained rigorously under her father's watchful eye, honing her physical skills but yearning for the unexplored world that lies beyond the village's boundaries. After weeks of planning, Jane decides to run away, driven by her desire to discover what lies beyond her sheltered existence. Her journey begins on a moonlit night when she stumbles upon a mysterious necklace that connects her to the spirit of a long-imprisoned mage named Anna. As Jane navigates her newfound abilities and the complexities of sharing her body with Anna, she learns not only about magic but also about her own potential and the courage to carve her own path. Together, they face challenges and uncover secrets, all while Jane learns the importance of home, identity, and the spirit of adventure that lies within her. This coming-of-age tale is a blend of fantasy and self-discovery, highlighting Jane's quest for independence and the exploration of the world beyond her village, intertwined with the mystical elements of Anna's spirit and the powers they share. [ DISCLAIMER : This synopsis was written by a professional ! I'm really bad at them so he wrote it for me. ]

Arun, a regular guy who loved reading stories, always wanted to be a part of the stories like other people who get immersed in them, but that never happened to him, for him stories were always just words on paper Throughout his life, he finished a million stories from children's books to great epics but none of them made him feel like he too was a part of them After finishing his millionth story he went to sleep and woke up in an unknown grassland in a different world

"Miles," I said again, my voice a bit shaky now. "Why did you bring me here?" He turned to face me, his expression suddenly serious. He stepped closer, and I felt my back press against the cold wall behind me. His face was so close to mine that I could feel his breath on my skin. "I like you," he whispered. My mind went blank. For a few seconds, I just stood there, staring at him, not sure if I had heard him right. Then, out of nowhere, I burst out laughing. It wasn’t that I didn’t take him seriously; I just didn’t know how else to react. Miles was not the type of person to confess his feelings like that. This had to be a joke, right? "Miles, you—" I started, but before I could finish, he grabbed me by the collar and kissed me. It wasn’t a soft, gentle kiss. It was rough, almost desperate. I froze, my mind reeling. This couldn’t be happening. But it was. His lips were on mine, his body pressed against me. For a moment, I was too shocked to do anything, but then I shoved him away with all the strength I had left, my heart racing in my chest. "What the hell, Miles?" I shouted, my voice shaking with a mix of anger and confusion. He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, his expression calm, too calm. "I’m sorry," he said quietly. "It was just a joke." "The plot revolves around Miles and leo, two high school boys who were once friends but are now just strangers. But what happens when, one day, Miles kisses leo and tells him that he likes him? But it's just a joke....? What the heck! Leo didn't like this joke at all.

Sam Rush, a janitor and also a novel reader. "it's the last chapter." The novel he read all the time was finally coming into an end. "The story hasn't ended yet." "Do you want to know the end of it?" "Yeah, i still want to know the end." "Very well then." [Author Note : Fresh story, english is not my first language so im sorry if there were mistake in my grammar, not the cup of tea for some reader, and enjoy]

Rhea, the rebellious and overlooked big sister, has always felt like she's living in her perfect little sister Maggie's shadow. When Maggie vanishes the day of her wedding to Mikhail, the wealthy billionaire heir, their parents are left with no choice but to turn to Rhea as a replacement. Rhea is forced to step into her sister's shoes and marry Mikhail, with the understanding that they'll swap back when Maggie is found. At least, it seemed that for Rhea but all were not as they seemed. However, Mikhail makes it clear he's not interested in Rhea and how everything was just business to him. As she navigates her new role, Rhea uncovers dark secrets about her family's past and Michael's true intentions. She must confront the reality of her new life and the fact that she's trapped in a loveless marriage. As Rhea digs deeper, she begins to unravel a web of deceit and betrayal that threatens to destroy her family's reputation and her own sanity. With each new discovery, she becomes more determined to take control of her life and forge her own path, even if it means falling for the enemy.

making you smile is top priority, smile always.

A modern-day entrepreneur is reincarnated into a medieval realm teeming with magic and mythical creatures. Realizing the untapped potential for adult entertainment, he decides to revolutionize this conservative world by introducing an array of erotic services and products. From steamy illustrated materials and magical enhancements to exclusive live performances, his innovative ideas quickly capture the interest of the populace, sparking both admiration and controversy. As his adult empire flourishes, he faces fierce opposition from the church, which deems his endeavors immoral and launches relentless campaigns to shut him down. Undeterred, he uses his modern business acumen and newfound magical abilities to outsmart his adversaries, setting up secret networks and securing loyal allies. The novel follows his tumultuous journey, filled with exhilarating successes, devastating setbacks, and intense confrontations with powerful foes. Throughout his quest, the protagonist navigates internal team conflicts, betrayal, and competition from rival groups, all while infusing his creations with elements of humor, fantasy, and sensuality. With R18-rated scenes woven seamlessly into the narrative, the novel offers readers an enticing blend of erotic escapades and a gripping tale of ambition and resilience in an enchanting, fantastical world. Author's Note:- Thank you for visiting my novel page. Chapter 6 , 7, 14, 15, 32 & 66 are a bit more erotic. Proceed with caution. Discord link:- https://discord.gg/Bu9vph4W

In a world on the brink of collapse, Ivan is a young man whose life revolves around routine and meticulous order. His days are defined by his job at a convenience store, his visits to his ailing grandfather, and the unyielding quest to maintain cleanliness amidst an increasingly chaotic world. But as an ominous new disease surfaces, turning individuals into aggressive, infected beings, Ivan's structured life begins to unravel. The outbreak spreads quickly, transforming once-normal people into dangerous, aggressive creatures driven by an insatiable urge to bite and spread the infection. With society crumbling, the infected become a constant, deadly threat, pushing survivors into a harsh new reality where every day is a battle for survival.

it's about a boy woke up to see the world in a different stae or in other words a confuse and least and not last his family is missing too