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Pastore D Oropa

I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"
Yiqian Qingdai · 1.6M Views

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In "Chronicles of the Voidbreaker: Rebirth of a Cultivator," follow the journey of Liang Chen, a young man who finds himself reincarnated into a mystical realm of cultivation after a tragic accident claims his life on Earth. Armed with the memories of his past life and a newfound determination, Liang Chen sets out to navigate the treacherous waters of the Terraflux Realm, a world divided into countless realms with their own unique challenges and dangers.As Liang Chen delves deeper into the mysteries of cultivation, he discovers an ancient artifact known as the Time Hourglass, which grants him the ability to manipulate time itself. With this newfound power, he embarks on a quest to uncover the truth behind his reincarnation and unlock the secrets of his true potential.Along the way, Liang Chen encounters friends and foes alike, each with their own ambitions and agendas. From the halls of prestigious cultivation academies to the heart of ancient ruins shrouded in mystery, he must face trials and tribulations that will test his strength, courage, and resolve.But as Liang Chen's powers grow, so too does the threat posed by dark forces that seek to plunge the world into chaos. With the fate of the realm hanging in the balance, Liang Chen must rise to the challenge and become the hero that the world needs, or risk losing everything he holds dear. . . . . . . (Note: As a novice author and high school student writing my first novel, I kindly ask readers to excuse any mistakes and shortcomings in the story. Your feedback and suggestions are greatly appreciated, and I welcome any comments you may have to help improve the narrative.)
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