Shitpost Xiv

In a crumbling realm of a long-dead immortal, in a forsaken corner of the universe, two souls cross paths. Xin is a burnout prodigy, living a solitary life as a hunter, until one day he sees his hometown levelled to the ground by a giant boar. Wu Lei is a street urchin, persevering through a lifetime of pain and abuse, forced into a criminal syndicate at a very young age. Talented cultivators, yet flawed and troubled humans — if the pair is to grow, they'll have to face what's inside. This is a dark, slow-burning tale of resilience and transformation. In a world where grand narratives are forged, not given, and shortcuts are carved, not found, Xin and Lei embark on a relentless journey of martial arts, cultivation and friendship, with its beautiful ups and painful downs. https://discord.gg/Nvj7yPJr4q - my discord. New chapters, a backlog of 130 plus less edited chapters, shitposting.

The husk of an old shell, this was the previous place of Final Boss of the Multiverse, but it was sadly move, left here to collect digital dust. So I decide to just write random stuff here, you can still see the Final Boss of the Multiverse chapters here but stop somewhere around 10+

In 2030 the world is on the verge of doomsday, a giant meteor without anyone knowing suddenly hit the moon and shattered into pieces along with the moon shards falling all over the world. Earth without a perfect moon, the world will experience the tides will fall, the nights will be darker, the seasons will change, and the length of our days will change. The horror did not end there, the pieces of meteor rock and moon fragments that fell to earth turned out to be a dimensional door that connected the earth with the unseen world. Terrible monsters began to emerge from the dimensional gates and made humanity suffer even more. 500 years have passed, mankind has made it through that suffering and the earth has gone wild with an unfamiliar scent pervading it. And humans are slowly getting used to this change and all human beings get the blessing that is mana in them. The world has been divided since then, some groups of people establishing territories and establishing governments, while some territories are ruled by a clan, and some made kingdoms. In a large kingdom in mainland Southeast Asia, a baby is born from the descendants of the ruler. But at birth, the baby had a birth defect which resulted in his brain not functioning over time. The former Emperor, the great-grandfather of the baby, was furious and refused to acknowledge his descendants, so he ordered to get rid of the poor baby. This is the story of a poor baby's life struggle to find his identity to become a powerful person and change the world for the better.

Falling Inlove in the game is not easy especially When he captures your heart the moment you met him in the game and also in Real Life

A fated accident leads XIV (a certain system) to be bounded to an otaku-crazed girl named Chui Ya. Unlike any player, Chui Ya seems to be a hurricane of destruction and unpredictability. Before XIV can work out a way of unbounding them, he is stuck trying to keep her from messing up the worlds she is sent to. What could happen you ask…..? First world mission: <XIV>: Chui Ya, what are you doing? You can’t kidnap the male lead back to the system space. <Chui Ya>: But the male lead is my souvenir *pouts* <XIV>: Give him back to the female lead. You can be the female lead next time Second world mission: <XIV>: Why are you trying to hook up with the villain? You’re the female lead now! You should be with the male lead. <Chui Ya>: But the villain is more awesome than the male lead. I want him to teach me how to be a villain too. Third world mission: <XIV>: Alright, this time there are multiple male and female leads and no villains. It shouldn’t matter who you interact with. <Chui Ya>: Ehh, this storyline is too boring, I’m going to chill out and read manga all day instead. <XIV>: *cries* someone please save me from her… <Chui Ya>: *winks* so, where are we going to next? --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- ©All rights reserved! [This is an original story] Novel Release Schedule: TBD If you like the story, please remember to review, comment and vote!

don't read this

Just some shitpost

can we hit a bunch of small children

So yeah, my name is Cas. And this is my book.

Final Fantasy XIV: Black Ishgard is the first season of a 4 season story known as Final Fantasy XIV: Other Chronicle, which tells the tale of Eniro, a Lalafellin Rouge who was exiled from his guild after being framed for a murder he never committed. Eniro is found by an Au Ra named Cyprus who offers to clear his name, and the two of them alongside many other allies work to retain the Scions Of The Seventh Dawn's reputation and restore hope to Eniro's future. This story will contain spoilers for all of Final Fantasy XIV. A majority of the characters in this story and all of the art shown are the property of SQUARE ENIX respectively.

This story is purely fictional. It does not contain any plot or any HEA. It contains strong language and lots and lots of sex. It is erotic and completely insane but consensual. All the characters mentioned in the story are 18+. So, guys read the story without any expectations from the plot and only if you like reading sex, sex and just sex.

Chen Tiannan, seorang penguasa Tiga Alam Dewa tewas di kepung 10 Kaisar Langit karena sebuah kitab legendaris yang menjadi perebutan semua orang. Namun, dia tidak membiarkan hal itu terjadi! Ia terluka parah dalam pertempuran itu, bahkan mungkin merenggut nyawanya kapan saja. Dengan kekuatan yang tersisa, Chen Tiannan mengutuk para Kaisar Langit yang masih hidup dan bersumpah akan membalaskan dendam ini suatu hari. Lihat bagaimana ia akan membalas dendam. Bunuh semua musuh! Lindungi gadis-gadis! Perbaiki kesalahan! Baca kelanjutannya!

PAUSED will be right back but take a little time i focus on another Novel that i am writing. check out my other books it called Disaster Bringer -This book covers didn't belong to me, it’s come from Final Fantasy XIV shadowbringer.

Freud diagnoses you with penis problems! Presenting: -a low effort shitpost -a story set in Death -some drunken tirade -a collection of poorly written non-fiction works All bundled up in a shitty schedule, where the only consistency is its inconsistency. You can probably tell which ones are easier to write.

(On hold for reasons, still a nice intro to the vampires in main novel) Edgy vampires, but with a touch of comedy. Who the hell writes a dystopia like that!!!!! It ain't supposed to be fun! It's supposed to be dark! Dystopia is Greek for bad place! #It needs an elite group that enslaves the population! Okay you have that. #But what about limited resources hoarded by a few? Also got that ... #What about living conditions it needs to be... Ok you have that covered. #What about a forced worship of a god!? And you have that too. #Death games !? You can't have ,....you got that too.... #A deadly world where even going outside is .... Checks out. That...that .... it ain't a dystopia if there is comedy ! You just ...can't ! You can't !!!! #This author is a dumbass !! He calls himself a professional shitposter already? Either way don't read it ! This novel bad ! Real bad !

The protagonist was once a force enough to destroy the world when he’s younger, but now, he’s regressed to a day-to-day worker! How the hell did it end up like this? Follow our ugly, and annoying MC on his misadventures to the path of redemption! Well… I’m not forcing you… but maybe I can scam you by adding an annoying, rowdy cast! Tell me, aren't you enticed with that summary? Hmmm… no… who am I kidding… let me do it again… since that doesn’t sound too enticing... In a world where Superhumans are revered as saviors (and idols), our protagonist was once standing at the pinnacle. But that was when he’s younger. Now, he’s a forlorn part-timer working multiple jobs to make ends meet. He’s also out of shape, and doesn’t look the least bit like the world-beating Superhuman he once was. What happened here? Follow him… uhhh… I don’t have a name for him yet… in his misadventures towards the path to redemption! Even if he’s still armed with the ridiculous power of his youth, he still has to get his life together! Throw in a cast of misfit idiots with dumb powers, and his annoying tale is born! ~~~ I'm just a random gorilla studying in the city, shitposting is my daily hobby, but it seems like I've picked up another. Anyway, come one, come all, I'm selling my supply of bana— huh? No way!!! You won't get even a banana peel from me! If you can bear to take this virtually annoying ride with me, I welcome you. (Drop your stones, I like being stoned... OF COURSE I DON'T LIKE IT!!! I'm a collegiate gorilla, my mom will kill me by stoning!!!) Arigato?! Special thanks to plumber with a red hat. Cover is a free to use stock photo.

This is a story about a boy with a dream, and towards that dream, he had to face many struggles, problems and people to achieve it. The path paved towards that dream is one that is filled with things unimaginable. I will be changing some details from time to time from earlier chapters because I feel like I could explain some details better or grammar errors This is my first story, please leave your criticisms on the comments below, I also appreciate shitposting Chapter Posting: I would be posting 3-4 chapters a week but if the story picks up steam I might make it to 7 chapters a week. I really want the story to be an experience and not just a story

The Sombrero Family was once the most powerful family in Asia, until a coup de etat killed Rafael XIII. Rafael XIV must return back to the Phililippines to claim his seat.

In 1588, 18 year old Maud is the eldest daughter of King Philip XIV, the monarch of the Kingdom of Skye. She has spent her entire life pampered at her household in Chelsea, only leaving her home to attend court for major festivities. As the daughter of the King, she has seen first hand his love for war, and the spoils it brought. For years she watched as her father slowly did something more reckless than the last in order to obtain them, growing more confident each time he returned victorious, until now. Faced with no options she must decide whether to trust her fathers council, and navigate the duties of a monarch before her country collapses and the warring country Gideon invades. A quick solution? The Demon King of Zion seems to have the perfect idea, a real win-win for everyone.

When a mysterious ritual transports a group of unsuspecting individuals to the world of Tamariea, they find themselves in the midst of a kingdom desperate for heroes. Among them is an unassuming hillbilly named Joshua, who, rather than being bewildered by his new surroundings, seems more interested in his moonshine and shotgun. As the kingdom's leaders try to rally the newcomers to their cause, Joshua's down-to-earth attitude and formidable weapon make him stand out. From confronting bandits to navigating the intricacies of a new world, Joshua's adventures are just beginning. But in a land filled with magic, knights, and otherworldly creatures, it's his shotgun and unique perspective that might just make the difference. ------------------------------------------------------ I came up with this idea while my buddy was playing Blade and Sorcery with a gun mod. He evaporated an axe wielder with a M97 and made a Kurt Kobain joke in a HillBilly accent Leading to this somewhat of a shitpost story of a well-educated Hill Billy blasting and drinking his way through another world. Thanks to my Buddy Atomic for the awesome Blurb and helping me with chapter 4 and other things. I decided to Re upload this from Wattpad to Here i take a while to get chapters out and i wanted to see if it would be popular in other sites.

Si Yu got into a lily love novel after a car accident and became the villainous female supporting role in the book. The female supporting role is the wife of the president, Lu Xi, who is super rich and beautiful. Si Yu was distraught. What did it have to do with her that Lu Xi is the heroine? She tried to get a divorce, but found out that every time she attempted to do so, she would face all kinds of bad luck: biting her tongue while eating, falling down the stairs, and getting caught by the door while opening it. In order to survive, Si Yu had to change her strategy. Lu Xi dressed up and coldly told her, "Go to the Civil Affairs Bureau." But then Si Yu walked up to him, hugged him, and said coquettishly, "Wife, let's stay together, okay?" At the celebration banquet, Si Yu, the actress, playfully teased the beautiful president of Light and Shadow Entertainment, Lu Xi, and this scene was photographed and posted on the internet, becoming a hot search topic. Netizens ridiculed her and called her shameless for trying to seduce a married man. Just when Si Yu was about to be attacked online, the female president of Light and Shadow Entertainment posted on Weibo. Light and Shadow Entertainment Lu XiV: Let me introduce, this is my wife @siyu. Tags: Entertainment, Yuri, GL, Transmigration, system, romance Search Keywords: Si Yu, Lu Xi One-sentence introduction: Divorce is too difficult A brief review of the work: Si Yu, an actress with almost a decade of experience in the real entertainment industry, was accidentally thrust into a lily love novel and became the vicious female partner in the story. She was also forced to adhere to a "divorce or die" system. In order to survive, Si Yu had to think of various ways to make Lu Xi, the female president, fall in love with her, and the two end up falling in love after a long time. The author's writing is smooth, and the process of the two characters' feelings from scratch is expressed in a smooth way, with a good balance of sweetness and tension. The characters in the book are distinct, and the story is full of twists and turns. It is an interesting read suitable for leisure and entertainment.