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Battle of The Roots

In a world where the Earth's towering trees are the silent, ancient guardians of the land, a powerful force awakens deep beneath the soil. The roots of the most resilient and monumental tree species begin to stir, driven by an age-old rivalry for dominance. The call for supremacy echoes through forests, jungles, and savannas, igniting an epic battle among Earth's giants: Sequoias, Baobabs, Banyans, and Eucalyptus. The story begins with the ancient Sequoias of North America, standing as colossal sentinels, their roots delving deep into the earth. Joined by their allies, the Redwoods, they aim to dominate the northern territories through sheer size and strength. Across the ocean, the mighty Baobabs of Africa prepare to defend their arid homeland, using their massive, water-storing trunks to survive droughts and withstand harsh conditions. The Banyans of Asia, with their intricate aerial root systems, expand aggressively, choking out other vegetation to claim vast areas of tropical lands. Meanwhile, the fast-growing Eucalyptus of Australia spread rapidly, their flammable leaves creating natural fires that clear away competition. As these titans clash, the smaller, fast-growing trees and shrubs see an opportunity amidst the chaos. The underbrush forms a coalition, exploiting the giants' distraction to secure their own niches. In coastal regions, the Mangroves and Willows capitalize on the rising sea levels and flooding caused by climate change, thriving where other trees falter. The unexpected rise of invasive species like Kudzu adds another layer of complexity, threatening to upset the delicate balance even further. Amid this ecological warfare, a deeper connection begins to emerge. The trees are linked by a vast underground network of fungi known as mycorrhizae. The fungal alliances help transport nutrients across species, prompting the giants to reconsider their rivalry. For the first time, the ancient trees contemplate cooperation, recognizing the benefits of mutual support. However, nature itself intervenes with a series of wildfires and floods, reshaping the battlefield. The Sequoias and Redwoods, once allies, engage in a fierce internal rebellion as the Redwoods seek their share of the dominance. The Oaks and Bamboo initiate a separate conflict, each employing unique strategies to claim new territories. Yet the battles take a toll on the land, scarring ecosystems and endangering the delicate balance of life. As the fighting reaches a fever pitch, the ancient trees convene a council, realizing the destructive path they have taken. They decide to form a truce, recognizing their shared purpose as guardians of the Earth. In a final, climactic moment, the giants entwine their roots, creating a powerful symbol of unity. The epilogue paints a picture of a renewed forest, where the scars of battle are healing. New contenders like the adaptive Sycamores rise quietly, unnoticed in the shadows of the great trees. Together, the once-warring species now stand as a united force, their roots intertwined in harmony, symbolizing a new era of cooperation. The forest, a testament to the resilience and interconnectedness of nature, emerges stronger, echoing with the peaceful whispers of the ancient trees.
Okwudiri_Orie · 663 Views

Fated match

(WARNING: EXTREME MATURE CONTENT) The nobles and courtiers exchanged skeptical glances, their faces a mask of doubt. One of them stepped forward, his voice dripping with condescension. "We don't believe you, Hezekiah. We must confirm something before we leave with our own two eyes. Will you allow us to have a little drop of blood from your wife to verify your claims?" Adele's eyes widened in fear as she felt Hezekiah's grip on her hand tighten. She looked up at him, her heart racing with anxiety, and saw the anger burning in his eyes. His aura seemed to grow more intense, radiating a dangerous energy that made the air feel thick and heavy. But to her surprise, Hezekiah nodded calmly, his voice dripping with sarcasm. "Sure, you can. I'd be delighted to let you take a sample of my wife's blood." Adele's eyes snapped back to Hezekiah's face, her mind racing with confusion. What was he doing? She was ready to cast a teleportation spell the moment the guard came near her with the knife and cup. The noble's face lit up with a false smile. "Wow, thank you for your cooperation," he said, his voice dripping with insincerity. But before he could finish his sentence, Hezekiah's expression turned cold and menacing. "And I shall personally redecorate this throne room with all your heads," he said, his voice low and deadly. The cup and knife fell from the noble's hand, clattering to the floor as he took a step back, his eyes wide with fear. The other nobles and courtiers gasped, their faces pale with terror. Turns out Hezekiah's life wasn't the only one with mysteries. Will Adele and Hezekiah still be together after knowing their true identities? read this novel to find out. "Please add my book to your reading list! As a new author, I'm eager to share my latest novel with you. I hope you'll enjoy the story!"
Rachelly · 5.7K Views

Fated To The Four Notorious Alpha Brothers

Content Warning: This story is intended for readers aged 18 and above. Although it is a love story, it contains dark and potentially distressing themes, including toxicity and obsession. Reader discretion is advised, as some content may be triggering. ** With my heart pounding in my chest, I forced myself into the center of the living room, where the brothers sat in silence. My legs felt weak beneath me, and my breath came out shaky as I opened my mouth to speak. "After college..." I started, then paused before continuing, "I’m leaving the house," I managed to say, my words barely above a whisper. Instantly, the room’s atmosphere shifted. Four pairs of eyes locked onto me, their displeasure clear in their expressions. Before I could respond, the brothers surrounded me. "You want to leave us?" Gavin’s voice was low and disbelieving, his gaze piercing. "Absolutely not," Parker snapped, his tone sharper than I’d ever heard. Cooper shook his head, his expression unreadable. "Sweetheart, that’s simply not an option." Then Bryce stepped forward, his eyes dark with intensity. "Over my dead body," he growled. "You’re not going anywhere without us." "You mean... I have to stay here? With you? Forever?" I asked, my face twisted with fear as I looked from one brother to the next. Bryce met my gaze, his tone cold and sharp. "Exactly. You’re stuck with us. Forever." His words confirmed my fears, and before I could stop myself, my knees gave out and I collapsed to the floor. ** Amera was barely eighteen when she was forcibly taken from her parents. She was brought to their mansion, and instead of being treated with respect and dignity, she was made to work as their maid, turning her life into a living hell. Exhausted by their mistreatment and constant seduction, Amera decided to do what was best for herself—she ran away. She ran as fast as her tiny legs could carry her. But is it truly possible to escape the grasp of the four notorious brothers? The answer is no—you can’t! It’s simply impossible. Amera soon found herself caught between the brothers; they seduced her, made her cry out their names in ecstasy, bullied her, provoked her jealousy, and left her deeply frustrated. Once again, Amera grew weary, and it wasn’t long before she began planning a second escape. Read my other book 'The Ugly Omega Is Mated To Three Handsome Alphas' I'm a new author on Webnovel, kindly support my writing journey.
Blessing_D_Writes · 29.8K Views

RISE OF THE HOLY DEMONIC GOD

In a sprawling urban landscape intertwined with a hidden universe of mysticism, Rey emerges as an unlikely nobody with an unyielding determination to safeguard his family and cherished ones from the shadows that haunt their world. Faced with the daunting task of mastering newfound strength, Rey embarks on a journey of self-discovery and transcendence, spurred by the enigmatic allure of a relic that promises ascension to the realm of gods. As Rey navigates the complexities of this intricate universe, he encounters an eclectic array of allies and adversaries, each wielding their own fragment of power drawn from the mystic tapestry that binds their reality. Amidst the chaos of urban life, Rey unearths the secrets of ancient lore and uncovers the existence of the revered God Relic, a fabled artifact said to grant unparalleled power and the keys to ascend to divine heights. With every revelation, Rey's resolve is tested as he grapples with the tantalizing temptation of godhood and the profound responsibility it entails. As he delves deeper into the mysteries of the universe, Rey must confront his inner conflicts and navigate the treacherous path between light and darkness, all while contending with forces that seek to exploit the relic's power for their own nefarious ends. In a world where the boundaries between mortal and divine blur, Rey finds himself at the epicenter of a cosmic struggle that will determine the fate of all existence. Will he succumb to the seductive allure of godhood, forsaking his humanity in the process, or will he rise above the chaos and forge a new destiny grounded in the strength of his convictions? "RISE OF THE HOLY DEMONIC GOD" is a spellbinding urban fantasy epic that explores the timeless themes of power, sacrifice, and the eternal quest for enlightenment. Join Rey on his daring odyssey as he navigates the perilous depths of the universe, fueled by an unwavering determination to protect those he loves and unlock the mysteries of existence in a world where the line between mortal and divine is blurred. ___________________________________________________________________ This novel has many more tag like World building, Transmigration and romance, superpowers and more so just read it and enjoy. There may be some grammar mistake in this as I am a newbie so, please cooperate and read it.
Nemesis_0001 · 154.4K Views

My Romance Life System

Join the discord: https://discord.gg/Wrn5DNvD ---- 'Nina?' The thought hit me before I even really processed who it was. Nina Shoka from my class. She was just walking along, probably listening to music, totally unaware that this car had lost control and was sliding right toward her. I didn't think about it. Didn't weigh the pros and cons or consider my options. My legs just started moving. I dropped my phone and sprinted toward her. The car was maybe three seconds away from hitting her when I slammed into her side, pushing her as hard as I could toward the sidewalk. She went flying, landing hard on the concrete but definitely out of the car's path. Me? Not so lucky. The impact felt like getting hit by a train. One second I was pushing Nina to safety, the next I was flying through the air. Then I hit the ground and everything went wrong at once. I couldn't move my legs. Couldn't really move much of anything, actually. There was this weird warm feeling spreading across my chest and stomach, and when I tried to breathe, it felt like drowning. 'Well, this sucks,' I thought, staring up at the sky. 'Guess that's what I get for being a hero.' My vision started getting all swimmy and weird, but I could make out Nina crawling over to me. She had pulled out her earbuds and there were tears streaming down her face. "Why did you do that?" she kept asking, over and over. "Why would you do that?" I wanted to shrug, but my shoulders weren't really cooperating. It seemed pretty obvious to me - she was in trouble, so I helped. That's what you do, right? Nothing fancy about it. She was talking to me, saying my name a lot. I didn't realize she even knew my name, to be honest. We had been in the same class for like three months and I don't think we had ever actually had a conversation. "Kofi, stay with me, okay?" she was saying. "You're gonna be fine. The ambulance is coming."
Mysticscaler · 243.4K Views

Guide To Train My Beast Husbands

“Let me lick it clean,” said Xie Daiyu as he looked at Ruan Chanchan’s wound. Hearing his suggestion, Ruan Chanchan paused and looked at the mer in shock. She pursed her lips and said to him, “You are kidding me. Aren’t you?” “Why do you think I am joking?” The mer asked with a tilt of his head. Ruan Chanchan gritted her teeth and said, “Because the wound is not somewhere you can just lick me.” “What's the matter?” Xie Daiyu asked with an innocent expression, even though his lips were about to curl in a smirk. “You are a beast woman, and I am a beast mer… this is nothing.” He pushed Ruan Chanchan down on the ground, his fingers skimming against her inner thigh. “It will be over in a matter of seconds.” Like hell it did! She ended up becoming the mother of his child. ** “This is not how you are supposed to do it.” With a frown, Rong Xian stared at her. The mer was usually silent, but today he was unusually chatty. Ruan Chanchan rolled her eyes while peering out of a boulder. She was staring at the sea while trying to look for the prince of the Basilosauruses. Her eyes kept flickering as she said to the mer behind her, “I need to talk with the prince, no matter what.” “Oh, and what do you want to talk to him about?” “Just about the salt trade.” “And what are you going to offer him in return?” the mer asked with a tilt of his head. Ruan Chanchan frowned at his question. She turned to look at him before saying, “What can I offer? At most, we can discuss some kind of cooperation.” Rong Xian licked his lips as he moved forward. He caught hold of the woman and turned her around as he pressed her against the boulder. “I don’t know about cooperation, but we can discuss copulation. What do you say, Miss Ruan? Do you want this prince to give you a litter of little basilosauruses?” ** “You need to put more strength into it,” said Liang Feng. His brows were furrowed as he looked at the weak woman who was trying to pull the fang out of her arm. Ruan Chanchan frowned and scowled at the mer. She said to him, “Do you think that it's so easy?! Why don’t you do it if you think that it's that easy?” The mer sighed and crouched down. He reached out and caught Ruan Chanchan’s arm in his hands and, without waiting for the woman to say anything else, he pulled the fang out of her arm. “AHHH—urk!” Ruan Chanchan’s scream came to a sudden halt when the mer fed her a piece of flame fruit, which was sweet and delicious. “Feeling alright?” Liang Feng asked with a tilt of his head. Ruan Chanchan nodded, and the mer smiled. “Good girl.” ** Kaboom! “You have to be kidding me!” That's how Ruan Chanchan felt after landing in a prehistoric world where not only did a gender other than men and women exist, but on top of that, these people could turn into beastmen! The second she arrived, Ruan Chanchan was almost squashed to death — but somehow she managed to escape. Don’t ask her how she did it; Ruan Chanchan still had some ptsd due to that incident. But if that was not bad enough, the world where she landed was also about to end. Great. Let the world know that Ruan Chanchan had offended some great immortal somewhere. Now, if she wanted to survive, then not only did she have to teach these beastmen how to farm, cook and clean themselves—You don’t want to get her started on how dirty these beastmen could be without knowing how to clean their hands and shower every day. And raw meat—yuck. Easy? Not! Not only did she transmigrate into the body of a fool, but she also ended up becoming the only beast woman who had no beast form. With a broken beast nucleus, Ruan Chanchan couldn’t find a single person who would willingly trust her. Fortunately, she had a supermarket system with her. Watch her use cotton balls and antiseptic ointments to stop the minor bleeding of the beastmen and use common antiparasitic medications to save a dying beast cub.
fairytail72 · 11.1K Views

TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR LOSS CRYPTO-HIRE RAPID DIGITAL RECOVERY

The new cryptocurrency hype was everywhere flashy social media posts, celebrity endorsements, and influencers promising life-changing returns. Caught up in the frenzy, I invested $320,000 in a new cryptocurrency coin, convinced I was getting in early on the next big thing. The coin’s value surged at first, just as the promoters predicted, but then came the devastating crash. The moment it peaked, the orchestrators dumped their holdings, leaving investors like me with worthless tokens and staggering losses. Determined to reclaim my investment, I began researching options for recovery. That’s when I discovered RAPID DIGITAL RECOVERY, a firm specializing in crypto fraud investigations. Their reputation for successfully tracing fraudulent transactions and recovering lost funds caught my attention. I reached out to them, hoping they could help me navigate the complex world of cryptocurrency fraud. The team at RAPID DIGITAL RECOVERY was quick to respond. They assigned a group of skilled blockchain analysts to my case, who immediately began the painstaking process of analyzing the blockchain data associated with the fraudulent new cryptocurrency coin. Using advanced forensic tools, they traced the flow of funds, identifying the wallets that had been used to manipulate the market. This meticulous work was crucial, as it laid the groundwork for building a solid case against the fraudsters. As the investigation unfolded, the analysts gathered critical evidence, documenting the transaction histories and identifying the individuals behind the scheme. Their expertise in blockchain technology allowed them to uncover the tactics used by the orchestrators to lure unsuspecting investors like myself. With this information in hand, RAPID DIGITAL RECOVERY collaborated with law enforcement agencies to present a compelling case. The turning point came when law enforcement acted on the evidence provided by RAPID DIGITAL RECOVERY. They were able to freeze the accounts associated with the fraudulent wallets, preventing the perpetrators from cashing out their ill-gotten gains. This decisive action was a significant step toward recovering my funds. Through the relentless efforts of RAPID DIGITAL RECOVERY and the cooperation of law enforcement, I was able to recover everything my entire $320,000 investment. I emerged from this ordeal not only with all my funds back but also with a greater awareness of the risks associated with investing in unregulated markets. WhatSapp: +1 4 1 4 8 0 7 1 4 8 5 Email: rapid digital recovery (@) execs. com Telegram: https: // t. me/ Rapid digital recovery519
Sztanik_Andrea · 879 Views

Bloomed into Him

Amethyst never asked to be part of a world carved from bullets and blood. Sold by her father to a cold, powerful mafia boss — Luciano Valeri — she expected a life of fear, silence, and chains. What she didn’t expect was the war between his brutal coldness and the quiet, burning love he tried to bury beneath it. Luciano was dangerous. Distant. A man raised to never love what he couldn’t control. But with Amethyst, control slipped — and love, fierce and possessive, bloomed in the cracks of their ruin. As the two are forced into a volatile marriage, what begins as hatred simmers into slow-burning obsession, reluctant loyalty… and then, a love that threatens to break them both. But the past never dies easily — and when betrayal strikes from within, Luciano gives everything to protect Amethyst and the unborn children he never thought he’d live to want. Now a widow and mother of twins, Amethyst rises from broken girl to steel-spined matriarch. She rebuilds the empire Luciano left behind, raises their children in the shadow of a man they never met, and holds his legacy like a weapon and a prayer. Years later, the twins — Adrian, cold and commanding, and Serafina, quiet and ruthless — grow into living echoes of the father they lost and the mother who refused to fall. This is a story of love born in darkness, sacrifice carved in silence, and a family built on fire, blood… and the soft, unshakable things that survive even after everything else burns.
Lauren_Veal · 1.9K Views

When Kingdoms Burns

Centuries ago, the Elyari Empire collapsed in a cataclysm of magic, leaving behind cursed soil, shattered thrones, and the "Fast Lives" — a cruel spell that dooms peasants to live full lives in only a decade. Now, fifty young sovereigns — scions of ancient houses — each rule their fragments of a broken realm, spread across wild biomes from icy mountains to scorched deserts, tangled forests to fertile plains. Among them is Alexios of House Helion, called Caesar, a charismatic leader in the plains, who dreams of unity. With his sister Niharika, a healer, and a circle of builders, warriors, and diplomats, he dares to imagine an island healed. He is joined — and opposed — by a web of rulers: Amir, a desert tactician; Thalia, a cultured visionary; Takahashi, the isolationist shogun of the forests; Julia, the cunning queen of Duskreach; Lyra, the stoic queen of ice; Astrid, a war-hardened tactician; and many others. As alliances rise and collapse, ancient tombs whisper secrets of the past. A prophecy emerges — a second calamity is near. When Alexios and Amir uncover lost Elyari texts in a volcano’s heart, they vow to stop history from repeating. But prophecy is not easily bent. Ramses and Adonis revolutionize village-building, ushering a new age of infrastructure and cooperation. Weddings are held, flags are raised, and pacts are signed. But underneath the progress, betrayals fester. Julia builds a web of spies. Orlan rises from exile. Takahashi's code clashes with diplomacy. Amir is poisoned. Friendships unravel. Whispers of an undead army echo from ancient tombs. The cursed minerals of vaelstone — coveted, dangerous, powerful — begin to reawaken forces best left buried. When Julia misreads the prophecy and activates a forgotten army, the dead rise again — and this time, they do not recognize kings from peasants. As kingdoms fall and cities burn, a final alliance of survivors unites: not for power, but survival. The past has awakened, and it remembers everyone. To save the island, the inheritors of Elarion must decide: Will they repeat the sins of their ancestors… or rise above them?
Danish_Razdan · 12.7K Views

A Time-Lost American's Journey Through World War II

A modern historian wakes up on Omaha Beach—as a rookie American soldier. No system. No cheats. Just blood, grit, and death at every turn. With only his 21st-century mind, can he rewrite fate—or will history swallow him whole? [This novel, told from the perspective of an ordinary American soldier, offers a raw and profound portrayal of the brutality of war and the inner struggle of humanity. It carries no political stance or ideological bias. Its sole purpose is to evoke reflection on the true nature of war through vivid dep Through this work, we hope to remind today's readers that peace is not something to be taken for granted—it is a hard-won treasure, earned through generations of sacrifice and painful lessons. To reject war, cherish peace, and pursue global development should be the shared goal of all humankind. May we resolve conflicts not with gunfire, but through understanding and cooperation, and strive together to build a brighter and more peaceful future.] Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Any similarity to real people, events, or organizations is purely coincidental. Although set during the Normandy landings of World War II, historical details and characters have been adapted for storytelling and should not be taken as accurate history. The story contains war-related violence, bloodshed, death, and psychological trauma that may be disturbing. Reader discretion is advised. This work explores themes of humanity and sacrifice and is not meant to offend any group. Thank you for reading and your support.
Jace_Vero66 · 63.1K Views

Infinite Escape Game

Eric, a 19-year-old girl who died prematurely due to illness, accidentally becomes involved in the mysterious "Infinite Escape Dungeon" game. In this harsh world, she must complete various survival challenges to accumulate points, and only by earning enough points can she obtain the chance to be resurrected. The dungeons in the game are rich in content and fraught with danger, including fire escapes, zombie sieges, volcanic eruptions, sinking cruise ships, and more—each a test pushing the limits of life. Eric is not alone in this world; she needs to cooperate or compete with other players, facing the various crises within the dungeons together or battling them alone. During her exploration, she gradually discovers that her real-world supermarket, "Peaceful Mart," has also entered the game, becoming an important support in her escape. The supermarket's abundant supplies provide her with food, tools, and medicine, helping her survive in perilous situations. As the game deepens, Eric must deal not only with the dangers of the dungeons but also with the schemes and betrayals of other players. Throughout this process, she grows continuously, learning how to find hope amid crises and how to make choices between trust and betrayal. At the same time, she explores the secrets her parents left behind in the supermarket, trying to uncover hidden clues. The game’s setting is full of fantasy elements, blending shadows of the real world with supernatural aspects. Every choice and action Eric makes in the game may affect her fate and future. She must make the right decisions within limited resources and time in order to find the hope to survive in this endless escape.
shangshu_liu · 83.2K Views

What we never said

Fourteen was supposed to be an in-between year — too old for dolls, too young for love. But for Cara, it became the year everything changed. When her brother’s best friend, Callum Adler, starts spending more time at their house, Cara notices things most adults ignore. The bruises. The quiet. The way their mother starts folding extra laundry like it’s second nature. Callum's broken home becomes a secret the whole family carries, and Cara — wide-eyed, overlooked, and quietly growing — starts to fall for him in all the ways she shouldn’t. But Callum is four years older. Eighteen. Off-limits. Almost a man. And despite their quiet moments — the almosts, the shared glances, the night she asked to kiss him — he walks away without a goodbye, leaving her in the silence he helped create. Years pass. Cara grows. Builds a life. Finds herself. By eighteen, she’s no longer just Kaden’s little sister. She’s her own person — confident, loved, maybe even happy. But everything tilts when she runs into Callum again at a skating rink. Older, composed, and entirely unexpected. He’s not the same boy who used to sleep on her couch with bruises on his ribs — and she’s not the girl who watched him leave. But unfinished things have a way of circling back. Told in alternating perspectives of Cara and Callum, What We Never Said explores the slow burn of first love, the ache of timing, and what it really means to grow up — and grow apart — before finding your way back.
Lauren_Veal_0858 · 11.8K Views

MULTIVERSE: A Guardian's Journeys

When Sophie discovers a mysterious stone on a school field trip, she unlocks her destiny as the guardian of the multiverse. With the stone's power, she travels to different universes, accompanied by her spirit guide Digi, to restore balance to crumbling worlds. Together, they battle formidable foes, unravel ancient mysteries, and protect vulnerable worlds from destruction. But as Sophie navigates the vast expanse of the multiverse, she must confront the challenges of her newfound responsibility and the consequences of her actions. Will she succeed in her mission to safeguard the multiverse, or will the weight of her duties tear her worlds apart?" Will she succeed in her mission? Will her normal life be affected? Dive into the thrilling tale of Multiverse to find out! --------------------------------------------------------- [A/N: Disclaimer (MUST READ)] "Multiverse is an original story of mine. While the overall narrative is mine, certain plot arcs and chapters contains fanfiction elements, designated with the symbol "FC" (Fanfiction Chapters). These fanfictions are in a way that Sophie's Adventure can be in existing works and are transformative, building upon the original stories with my creative twists and additions. I acknowledge the original creators' intellectual property and credit their work. In the fanfiction chapters, I will indicate my original characters, while all other characters are credited to their respective original creators. All other content, including characters, settings, and original storylines, remain the exclusive property of Mine. I apologise for any gramatical and writing mistakes. The cover illustration is done by me, please do not repost or use it without permission. Thank you for cooperation and understanding. Happy reading. You can also find this story on Wattpad.
Vision_Of_Fiction · 30.9K Views

THE SYSTEM THAT COULDN'T EVEN

THE SYSTEM THAT COULDN’T EVEN A Multiversal Breakdown in 404 Chapters or Less. Imagine if a post-apocalyptic webnovel took a toaster bath during a firmware update, woke up with a pigeon on its face, and forgot how to be a story. Now imagine that’s the plot. Welcome to The System That Couldn’t Even, a glorious middle finger to every overused webnovel cliché, written like someone locked Deadpool in a library full of light novels and gave him a typewriter made of spite. Meet Dave Miller He’s not the Chosen One. He’s not an elite cultivator. He doesn't get truck-kun’d. He’s not secretly royalty, a genius, or a demon lord’s reincarnated cat. He’s just a guy. A very tired guy. And unfortunately for the multiverse, he’s the only one who won’t cooperate with the System that’s supposed to save reality. When Dave’s malfunctioning Apocalypse Survival System tries to turn his life into a power fantasy, he glitches the tutorial, flips off the narrator, and kicks the plot in the nethers. Now reality itself is unraveling. The System’s breaking. The tropes are panicking. The Librarian, an eldritch AI who keeps the narrative universe “on brand,” wants him erased. Dave? He just wants to nap and eat expired canned soup in peace. Let’s Roast the Webnovel Genre, Shall We? This novel brutally parodies: System stories where MCs gain 300 skills and zero personality Villainess reincarnation arcs with more face-slaps than brain cells "Trash family" drama where everyone hates the MC for exactly 1 chapter until he's OP Academy arcs that are just Hogwarts with more trauma Cultivation levels named like shampoo products: “Qi Foundation Super Ultra Jade Core – Level 9” If you've ever rolled your eyes at another “cold and aloof CEO,” screamed at a “dense MC who accidentally builds a harem,” or wondered how everyone in these stories has twelve cheat skills before puberty — this book is for you. It’s not a power fantasy. It’s a power outage. Cast Includes: Dave Miller – Glitch in the matrix. Avatar of narrative rebellion. Cannot be trusted near plot devices or emotional scenes. Unit Alpha – A pigeon. Talks in autotune. Possibly God. Definitely a threat to continuity. Lumina Starshard – Hacker. Anti-Chosen One. Carries the story’s lore and its emotional weight while screaming. Ryuuji Kurogane – Reformed edgelord. Ex-rider of the motorcycle of defiance. Now wields glitter and sass. The Librarian – Your favorite villain’s favorite AI. Wants everyone neatly filed under “trope-compliant.” Hates Dave. With reason. What to Expect: Timeline-pruning bureaucrats Reality collapsing under sarcasm Talking pigeons as emotional support weapons Plot armor sold on black markets Heartfelt scenes ruined by fart jokes Fourth-wall demolitions Meta-horror inside abandoned tropes Actual emotional trauma buried under comedy Tags: Satirical Apocalypse | Anti-System | Webnovel Roast | Found Family with Brain Damage | Fourth Wall Abuse | Talking Animals | Meta Fiction | The Plot is Alive and It’s Mad | Existential Glitch Comedy | Weaponized Pacing Errors | Angst with Bonus Pigeon Summary in One Line: "What if the MC said ‘no’ to the plot — and the entire multiverse broke trying to fix him?"
1617_Ranjit_singh · 10.9K Views
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