Marathon Meme

Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. [Please select a song to dance.] "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" [Select a song or disappear?] "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" [If you want to revive, become an idol.] "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from. Poems will be written by me, but some will be based on songs.

The story begins with Ryu practicing for a marathon, where his brother Tony urges him to come home for lunch. Ryu expresses his desire to join the EX Agency, but their mother is concerned about the admission fee. After learning that the marathon's first prize is $100,000, Ryu vows to win it to secure their admission. He wins the marathon and uses the prize money to buy scholarships for himself and Tony, allowing them to attend the EX Agency. Upon arriving at the EX Agency, Ryu and Tony meet new friends: Kai and Jin. They learn about their weapon training classes and select their primary and secondary weapons. During lunch, they hear rumors from a boy named Wei about a secret weapon hidden in a cave, but Ryu warns against breaking the rules. As they continue their training, the group prepares for a monthly test. They discover that Wei has been researching the cave and the rumors surrounding it. Wei reveals that several students have gone missing, prompting the group to investigate the cave at night. They find themselves in a dangerous situation when they encounter guards and a mysterious figure named Lei, who seeks a powerful weapon. Ryu and his friends fight against the guards, and during the chaos, Ryu discovers a legendary sword. However, Lei captures them, intending to use their blood to awaken the weapon's power. With teamwork, Ryu, Tony, and their friends manage to defeat Lei and escape with the other captured students. After their adventure, they wake up in a hospital, where Master Feng praises them for their bravery. The group learns that the cave has been sealed, and the fate of the legendary weapon remains unknown. As they prepare for their next test, they continue to train and develop their unique weapon abilities. The story ends with the group discovering a portal that leads to another adventure, hinting at more challenges and mysteries to come.

[LitRPG / Isekai / Adventure / Action / Comedy] Inspired by Mushoku Tensei, God of War, Bloodborne, Elden Ring & Warhammer 40k. Zen Hawthorn is a strange fellow, born with a curse that makes everyone question his sanity. In a cruel twist of fate, he embarks on a journey to avenge his grandfather; further unlocking the mysteries of the world he lives in.  Join him on an action-adventure-romcom journey filled with Demons, celestials, and cosmic beings as he narrates from his humble beginning to the prevention of the Demon King's resurrection and more. Beware of plentiful memes, Easter eggs, and references found within. This story contains Japanese folklores, Norse & Greek mythology along with Elves, Demons, Reptilians, Vikings and Dragons. Have fun reading! Book 1 - Not An Isekai Story (Completed) [Rewritten] Book 2 - Not An Isekai Story Unshipped (In Progress) Book 3 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story (Coming Soon) Book 4 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story Unlimited (Coming Soon)

In a world devastated by chaos, young Alex awaited his 10th birthday, hoping for a simple blessing. Instead, he found himself before familiar statues of gods from his past life. Drawn to Apollo, the god of the sun, Alex chose to bind with him, gaining immense power and a heavy burden. His journey began with Alexius, a talking cat who was more of a nuisance than a guide. “If I told you everything, where’s the fun in that?” Alexius would purr, clearly enjoying Alex’s frustration. Then came Hermes, the trickster god who saw Alex as his personal plaything. “Consider it divine seasoning,” Hermes would say, grinning as he led Alex into absurd situations. “Why do I feel like a toy in your cosmic playroom?” Alex would ask, to which Hermes would only wink and reply, “Toys don’t complain as much.” Aion, though seemingly fatherly, couldn’t resist his share of riddles. “You remind me of my younger self,” he’d say warmly. “Just don’t forget to have fun—life’s a marathon, not a sprint.” Alex often wondered if everyone in the divine realm spoke in riddles, earning chuckles from Aion. Despite their antics, other gods showed unexpected kindness, guiding Alex through his trials. With Apollo’s power came visions of past, present, and future, setting him apart. Though he appeared calm and distant, his companions saw the sadness in his eyes, wishing he would open up. Alex harbored a simple wish—one the gods repeatedly ignored: a normal life.

Felix Ariel, a typical Floridian, found himself transported to a mysterious kingdom in another world. However, a misunderstanding led to Felix accidentally killing the king, resulting in his untimely demise. Following this tragic event, Felix's spirit encountered a mysterious being who identified as Felix's ancestor. This entity claimed that Felix had been cursed by an unknown individual. For Felix's safety, the ancestor bestowed upon him a system for self-defense. Upon returning to Earth, Felix realized that he would be transmigrated to the alternate world at noon due to the lingering curse. To prepare for this unexpected transmigration, Felix relied on the system, which required him to gather oil and gold to enhance his abilities. Thus began Felix's quest in the other world. With his system, he brought firearms and an ambition to spread liberty... for prosperity and freedom. ... Author's note: I got burnt out after trying to write a serious, action-packed story. So, I guess I'll return to what I do best: writing a stupid comedy novel. Again, this is a satire story. Expect memes and stereotypes. Don't take anything seriously. Lastly, this story takes place after Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World. The MC is Leo's descendant. You don't need to read the previous novel to understand this story, but those who have will enjoy some easter eggs.

Luo Ning, a tyrannical figure in the black market Streets, who smokes weed and sells, a tyrant who gambles and messes around to add some thrill to her boring life, But she has more than enough mysteries, who is she really??. One day she was reading a magazine when she saw an interesting article. "The billionaire heir of the Gu family is hosting a contest for searching a wife" The contestants had to have the three characteristics. 1. a demure kind girl 2. virtuous smart girl 3. accepts to be a house wife The winner will get to marry the Heir. 2nd place will get a job in the Gu Conglomerate with 1 million. Finishing top twenty, you will get a half a million. "Ohoho ohohho there is free money here, totally free. " she laughed out loudly. ******************************************** "Luo Ning you are the winner of the contest." They all stood up and clapped for her. When Luo Ning heard that, she felt shortness of breath and she felt she is going to faint, she had just swayed when Gu Juan held her before falling down. "Honey, are you going to faint out of happiness?" Gu Juan asked softly. When Luo Ning saw the intended husband, she suddenly wanted to faint, "aaaa......?" you could see surprise and shock on her face. "Honey are you alright? why do you look pale?" Gu Juan asked her again seeing her reaction. "Hihihihi...." she just forced some laughter out. ' what could she say!!' "Didn't they just say that I made it to top twenty!!" Luo Ning said sweetly with a innocent face. "No Honey, you are the winner we are going to get married now." Gu Juan replied to her softly. Luo Ning pretended that she has fainted. Tang Xie, Tang Lin rushed forward to her and wanted to hold her, when they heard a voice, "Don't you dare hold her, she is my wife now." " But Young Master our friend has epilepsy and not suitable for being your wife." Tang Xie and Tang Lin realized they have just messed up. "Don't worry there are many doctors, I will bring her to the hospital now," Gu Juan said eying at Luo Ning. Luo Ning hearing hospital, she coughed lightly, "What's the matter? Why am I here?" she feigned ignorance. " Of course you are here to marry your Prince charming." Gu Juan said out sarcastically. " Am I? alright let me down." Luo Ning asked sweetly and Gu Juan let her down, suddenly she sprinted out like a shooting arrow followed by Tang Xie and Tang Lin. "How could she stand and wait to be married, she became a marathoner.

God(s). Angels. Demons. Monsters. They can be more real than you’d like… And more humane too… Maybe way too much… ... … In a world with supernatural races secretly living among humans, this is the story of Lúcio Arabrantes, a lad from Minas Gerais, Brazil. If you expected an unlucky, jobless protagonist… NOT HERE, FOLKS! Owner of a jewelry shop in one of the best shopping centers of Belo Horizonte, he certainly is a successful lad! Regarding his luck… WEEEEEELL… To start, our lad has a weird syndrome and a frail body (oh dear, someone could mistake his condition as a curse…), without mentioning the disappearance of his parents after an accident. Yeah, very original and nothing strange… But this isn't everything. The shop is nothing more than a facade for Lúcio's real business: the store Buriti de Ouro, specialized in artifacts, magical scrolls and talismans, seals, magic forge, formations, matrices and other magical miscellaneous; located in the Brazil Street, Latin America Zone, Heavenly Commercial District. Yes, our jeweler works in Heaven. Literally. But what is Lúcio’s cheat power? Is he the descendant of some god, dragon, spirit or devil? No, he is just a normal human with a… Not that normal job… Skills above everyone else? Despite being a magical inscriptionist and artificer, to surpass the gods and other races is complicated… Could it be the learnings of a past life? Well, Lúcio studied a lot, he works hard, but he never had an ancient great Grandmaster of a supreme sect or a primordial creation god to teach him secret techniques. For now… However, for the ruin of his peaceful lifestyle (if that's even possible in such a world) and rejoice of our readers, his “normal” life changes when a random box appears on his doorstep. Inside the box lies the first and last help left by his parents (spoiler: it won't be the last one). An artifact, the Aurum Nucleus, that could supposedly cure his weird body condition. But the artifact has a special bonus: it hosts the spirit of a… Certain woman… … … You already know that a lot of shit is gonna happen, right? Mercenaries and mobsters appearing to screw the party? Yes. Two dudes on a motorcycle trying to rob him? We are in Brazil, what did you expected? Old bully from school trying to make a fuss in the shop? Check. Aztec sect kidnap and try to offer him to a fallen Aztec god? Yep- Uhhh... The girlfriend is also kidnapped, but by a group of giants with colorful hairs and eyes living on a lost island in the Atlantic Ocean? Certainly- Hold up… Trouble with the island’s church from which the first angels (aka Celestials) and demons (Abyssals btw) come from? Of course- Wait, wait… The lost past of forgotten primordial gods, involving secrets about the origin of everything, schemes and plans of ancient entities, prophecies about the Apocalypse, wars between pantheons, clans and even different dimensions, machinations that could change the world order… Uhhhh… I think you folks got the idea… Fortunately, Lúcio has family and friends to support him in these troubles. From the cheese broas teached by his grandmother, the cheats, tricks and quirks of his family, a little help from adventurer friends, the love of his yander- cahem- protective girlfriend, and the strength of… Golden allies… This is an ordinary and chaotic story, unique and common, boring and funny, unexpected and predictable, pleasant and *censored*, and many other adjectives. So expect lots of jokes and memes (good or not, idc, my humor sense is wild), lovely or bland moments, references and mysteries, obvious or not. And as the novel’s name says, this is a story about gods and alchemy, with a certain island in the middle of the chaos… Discord server link: https://discord.gg/EjG4cBjrkJ

Sid, a passionate computer science student had always been obsessed with cultivation novels. His final year project was an audacious attempt to create an AI that could simulate and analyze cultivation techniques - a dream that blended his technical brilliance with his love for mystical martial arts worlds. During a late-night coding marathon, something inexplicable occurs. A complex algorithm, an unexpected quantum singularity, or perhaps a glitch in the fabric of reality - Sid suddenly finds himself transported into the very cultivation world he'd been studying. But this is no ordinary transmigration. His consciousness is now intrinsically merged with the AI system he was developing....

"Are you fucking serious?!" "Ana its not wh-" "-Don't, call me that." She cut her off grabbing her bag walking through the waves of people. Her cheeks flushed, her heart racing like she just ran a marathon. When she got out of the fully packed house the cold air hit her like a brick wall prickling at her skin. 'Fuck you fuck this fuck fuck fuck' She thought as she ran past the blazing street lights, her mind too occupied by thoughts to notice the dogs and car alarms blaring from a far. She finally slowed down, panting trying to catch air back into her lungs. She collapsed on a nearby bench looking up at the stars, slightly calming down by the sight of them. She closed her eyes enjoying the breeze going over her cooling her down. a Few minutes passed when her stomach churned, she felt uneasy, something was off. She quickly shot up to see a few men approaching her calling out to her. She swiftly got up and paced away from them whlie turning around to check if they were catching up. 'I need to get-' Suddenly she walked into someone, it was a man. She couldn't see much in the dark apart from a hat he was wearing. He was fairly tall and had a slightly intimidating air about him. "Hey lil lady wait up for us!" She heard a voice call out from behind her, she looked up at the stranger in a panicked pleading expression. He then hugged her to his side and whispered "Follow my lead."

Why Can't I be the Hero?!?! 17 Year old Mika Izuko was a game addicted teenager who decided to drop out of school because he thought it was pointless. With the support of his grandparents he kept up his gaming lifestyle. Mika was always into video games and manga as it was all he had to pass the time most days until one day he decides to run a video game marathon on a new game called "The Heroes of Mito Kingdom!" As he grinds every game he plays to the maximum, this was nothing new for him. But when he wakes up nothing is the same. Waking up in the middle of nowhere I slowly sat up and realized I was laying in a grass field. I must be dreaming because I don't remember wandering out into a random plain. This is one weird dream, it all feels so damn real. -------- ----- -------- I will try for updates at least four times a week until I get a proper schedule done for all my stories. Currently working on three stories on here, so please be patient, I'll try for daily updates but if not it'll be four times a week minimum. ------- ---- ------- 100 Powerstones = 1 Bonus Chapter 250 Powerstones = 2 Bonus Chapters 500 Powerstones = 3 Bonus Chapters Feel free to reach me on discord! ^○^ Https://discord.gg/acqWwRpyZc Disclaimer: New Cover as of 9/03/2022 does not belong to me and if it is yours, please make sure to notify me and I'll take it down. Old Cover was done by Toky, Edit by Docaqui. (Cover is by a friend named TokyFlowManga) (Cover Editing Done By: Docaqui)

Born from a secret government experiment, Dante Rayne possesses superhuman speed and endurance. His enhanced abilities could make him a champion in any sport, but he refuses to step into the limelight, fearing that using his powers publicly would expose his dark origins. Living in hiding, Dante works menial jobs by day and runs to keep his mind sharp by night. However, his quiet life shatters when his younger sister, Emily, is kidnapped by the very organization that created him. In a desperate attempt to gather the money and resources to rescue her, Dante enters the world of illegal underground sports competitions—street races, underground marathons, and extreme physical challenges—where athletes compete not just for fame, but for survival. Each race draws him deeper into a dangerous network of shadowy figures who know more about his past than he does. With every victory, he inches closer to finding his sister, but he also risks revealing his true identity. Caught between the need to save his sister and the constant threat of exposure, Dante must push his limits further than ever before. But the deeper he gets into this world, the more he learns about the dark conspiracy behind the experiment that gave him his powers. There’s more at stake than just his sister’s life—the fate of many others hangs in the balance, and Dante must become more than just a runner to stop the shadowy organization from controlling the future of human evolution. Key Characters: 1. Dante Rayne (Protagonist): • A young man with superhuman speed, enhanced by a secret government program. He’s haunted by the guilt of abandoning his past life to keep his powers hidden. Dante is fiercely protective of his sister, and his journey centers on his internal struggle between staying in the shadows and using his abilities to save those he loves. • Abilities: Inhuman speed, agility, endurance. He can push his body beyond normal limits, healing faster than most, but every use of his powers takes a toll on him both physically and mentally. 2. Emily Rayne: • Dante’s younger sister, the only family he has left. She is unaware of the full extent of Dante’s abilities or the truth behind his origin. Kidnapped by the shadowy organization, she becomes the driving force for Dante’s actions throughout the story. • Character Traits: Intelligent, resourceful, and compassionate, she tries to escape her captors and help Dante in whatever way she can. 3. Agent Knox (Antagonist): • A ruthless government agent who heads the experimental program that created Dante. Knox is obsessed with unlocking human potential and sees Dante as the key to perfecting future generations of super-soldiers. He will stop at nothing to recapture Dante and others like him, believing that sacrifices are necessary for progress. • Abilities: Manipulation, advanced combat training. He has access to vast resources and has recruited a team of enhanced operatives to hunt Dante. 4. Rico “Ghost” Mendoza: • A street racer and former underground athlete who becomes Dante’s mentor and ally. He teaches Dante how to navigate the underground world, both in terms of racing strategy and surviving its dangerous players. Ghost has his own reasons for staying in the shadows and harbors a grudge against Knox’s organization. • Abilities: Master tactician, skilled in underground racing and extreme sports. He has connections in the black market and knows how to stay one step ahead of the law. 5. Serena Wild: • An enigmatic and skilled underground racer who has her own motivations for competing. She becomes both a rival and love interest for Dante, challenging him not only on the race track but also emotionally. Serena is hiding her own tragic past, which ties into the larger conspiracy. • Abilities: Excellent in combat and racing. She has a mysterious connection to the experiments and knows more about Dante’s past than she initially lets on.

'What is this?' Theodore thought as he opened his little eyes to what he assumes to be one of his parents who is dropping him off on the doorstep of a church at what seemed to be in the middle of nowhere, ---a few hours ago ago--- Theodore was like any other normal person: had a family, had dreams, filled with ambitiouns, liked games, sometimes goes outside, has preferences, filled with desire, and of course went through a difficult time in his life, he was just as normal as the average person is. but one thing he is different from others is that he likes roasting people online especially the rich, he loves making fake accounts just to meme people, judge thier preferences and give rating for their every day (unnecessary) objects, he even makes money from it by making videos about how stupid some rich people are. But that led him to his death when he was kidnapped by a rich woman, who he had made fun of... '???' He didn't know what happened after that... --- [Somewhere in a different time]--- 'Where am I?' he asked as he tries to move his head and eyes uncoordinated, there were noticeable things to hint where he was currently at; the church was styled like it was described from a dark fantasy book, the sky was clear with a few clouds roaming in the sky as the light of dawn hits them, and his parent who looked like a literal angel, '....they seemed to be speaking..." "....to think my offspring looked... Normal, even though you're mother is a human and I, Michael... am an angel... So shouldn't you be a €i@n¥?" The angel asked the infant, only to be replied with cooing, "Oh... Who am I kidding? You're just an infant, how can you even understand..... goodbye Little David" the angel said as he spans his wings wide, knocked on the church's door before he flew from the ground and vanished between the rays of dawn ——17——Years——Later—— 'Hmm', looking back at the moment, David sighed in his stupidity for realizing something that he should've considered, "Well I was very afraid and shaken from being reincarnated, so I really can't truly blame myself for not realizing.... Right?" He asked, seemingly into the air [No, from what I can see, the fault was totally on you] the voice of the male siri that suddenly replied to him "Well fuck you, this wasn't supposed to be my problem, I'm just a defect Nephilim, not someone who asked to be a hero!" [Correction, currently you're a captive of Achilles] "That's not what I meant! You retard of a Sy--" [Playing; Don't Stop Believing by Journey] ================= This work is inspired by the stories of; the origins of the Book of Giants (and pages from the Bible that references to the Book of Giants), The story of David and Goliath, the themes, setting, scenes, land, and stories from various legends, tales, myths, 'n methods in both western and middle eastern. "..." => Talking '...' => thinking (...) => Details/explanation [...] => moves/important terms/specific places #...# => links/inspirations/references for the chapter ..====.. => end of a scene/transition to another scene ================= A [Short] novel, Meaning this is a work that I did not put my all in, But it is something that I gave my thoughts to: the chapters, characters, the plot and the finale. each chapter has atleast (1.2k)-(1.7k) words but I might be able to make chapters with nearly (2k) words, I've learned that in my previous works, the chapters are short af [–=Notes=–] >This Test Novel shall only have 20 chapters, >Have limited descriptions given >English is my third language and I learned English through poetry at first, so please anyone, help point out some writing errors of mine that I didn't do right >I lack perseverance so I might only upload mostly once a week, sometimes twice a week, or worse scenario once a (few) month(s)

A meme-y blurb that might become a thing later.

A young girl’s life is broken into two parallels dimensions: the past and the present. The common link is a person - or rather a man - the man she deeply loved before twist got in their way. She had a car accident and subsequently lost her memory, forgetting about the amazing fairytale she lived with Cole. As if faith hadn’t been cruel enough, it also lead Cole’s brother to spot Claire at the hospital. He soon fell in love with her and since she had woken up from her coma he had never left her. However, Cole’s brother love was so strong that he did everything in his power to convince Claire to love him back and date him. Until, faith once again disturbed the waters, by making Cole meet her loved one again. Will he be able to pick and mend together the crumbles of their past love story and help her heal from her memory loss? Will their love be strong enough to resist the damages of an evil twist? ———————————— Abstract: The poor enchanted Claire couldn't stop gawking at him, and in that exact second she felt it. She felt the feelings she so hardly chased for her entire life. It was there, and found her when she least expected it. Like a tumultuous storm in the summer, she got butterflies in her stomach for none other than her boyfriend's brother. What a twist of fate was that? Her legs shivered as if she just ran a marathon and when the man's gaze fell on her, just at that moment firecrackers exploded in her stomach. Why did her heart suddenly feel so heavy and at the same time so relieved? Why him and not her actual boyfriend -nonetheless than his brother. Was that how love at first sight felt? VOTE AND SUPPORT IN THE WSA 2022 CONTEST!

Max’s life takes an absurd nosedive when he dies during a marathon—not from exhaustion or injury, but from slipping on a banana peel and crashing into a dog, all because the Grim Reaper was too busy on a date to collect his soul on time. If that wasn’t ridiculous enough, his funeral is a rush job, with Max being buried almost before he’s cold. It’s like the world couldn’t wait to move on without him. In the Netherworld, Max is offered a “sorry for killing you by mistake” compensation in the form of a magical fruit. But instead of playing it safe, Max decides to go big or go home and grabs the Forbidden Fruit, which turns out to be a cosmic-level power-up. Reincarnated on a faraway planet, Max quickly discovers that he’s now the most powerful being in the universe. The problem? He has zero control over it. Even using 1% of his strength could turn mountains into dust, and don’t even mention what happens when he sneezes—whole planets go poof! Poor Max can’t even walk normally without risking planetary destruction. It’s like being Superman with the clumsiness of a toddler. As Max zooms through space, trying to keep his powers in check, he can’t help but wonder how he’s supposed to live a low-key life when the slightest hiccup could send the universe into chaos. His journey is less about fighting bad guys and more about trying to not accidentally destroy everything around him. And with every step, it’s becoming clear that keeping a low profile might be the most impossible task of all.

Spade Hearts abused his body by overloading work and constantly playing games at night. He never lets himself rest, let alone gets enough sleep. Unfortunately, his body gave up and died after a twenty-four-hour gaming marathon. Gods from another world, took his soul along with many others to their world to fight an overwhelming and impossible foe. By chance and oversight, his soul was missed by the gods, his soul destined to remain in limbo and torment for all eternity. A few weak and desperate gods took a chance with him and brought him to their world. Sent far away for the battle, in his original body, to a small village in the husk of a dead kingdom. It is now up to him to restore the Kingdom and fight off anything that would threaten him or those he loves; be they human, beast, monster, or hero. Update-5 times a week

This was a random fever dream I wrote when I was 14, goodness me what the hell was I even doing:4. Maybe I'll continue this for the meme of it, or ill never.

[WPC#270 - Silver Place Winner] In the age of superheroes, Miao Xiaomao was one of the mediocre commoners, who had no superpower. Xiaomao and his senior cat died in an accident. But when he came back to his sense again, Miao Xiaomao found himself regressing to the past. Using his knowledge from the future, Xiaomao invested in the VRMMO game early to prepare for the new age - The Age of Superhuman and Cultivators. He would soon find himself integrating with his in-game character to awaken his superpower and become one of the superhumans. What about his character's choice? A cat dad like him couldn't possibly play a normal game character! "I'M A SUPERHERO, MUNYA!" ...... Q&A because synopsis is too mainstream. Question: What should you know before you read? Answer: This novel shares the same universe as my previous work [Villain Cultivator]. You may find people, names, places, and backstory of things from the other story, and some readers may comment on the things you don't know. Question: Should I be concerned about this? Answer: No. Even if you don't know the background, you can still enjoy the novel as the story will eventually reveal everything to the readers. Question: What should I expect from this novel? Answer: I'll list it for you. - Human MC's story in the real world. - Fluffy, naughty, and obnoxious non-humanoid MC's story in the VRMMO game world. - Weak OP Protagonist to OMGWTFLMAO-OP Protagonist - Munya munya munya munya munya! - Cryptocurrency, NFT technologies, and crypto investment. - Game Character Integration - Superpower and Super Heroes in the real world. - Cultivators, spirit stones. - Memes, parodies, stereotypes, comedy - Plot Twists... MANY Plot Twists.

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Pour toi, coeur de poète avec une âme de pirate et un esprit vagabond. Je t'invite a voyager avec moi, contempler l'univers, l'inconscient et leurs secrets.(fic)

***Completed*** "I'll marry you if you promise to kiss me every day." On the harrowing day she lost her family, out of all the men she knew, Marcella didn't expect those words from "Sweet Baby" Tony. She thought he was not interested in her. She had to ask him for the marriage as she wanted to fulfil her sister's last wishes. She got married the day she suffered a horrifying loss. Don DeAngelo's youngest daughter became the wife of Antony Crawford. She didn't wait to think why he wanted to marry her when every men she knew wanted her for who her father was. She trusted him that much. But in a day, she learned that Tony was not so different from other men. What choice can she make? She can throw away the marriage and lose custody of her nephew, or... She chose to be married to him. Their marriage can be a deal. She needed him, he needed her. It's all fine. Except... What does Tony feel? Is their marriage all but a business transaction for him? What is the secret he is hiding? Why can't he reveal it to her? ----- *Excerpt* "We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell," she said looking into his eyes. The alluring mystique behind those blue eyes made her heart skip a beat. How can she hate and love someone this much? She must be missing a part of her brain. In the silence of the dining room, the candle flickered. The curve of his lips widened and in the romantic ambiance, the thin lines around his eyes gave her a thrill. "Quoting Oscar Wilde?" he chuckled comfortably, leaning forward. "Isn't that true in our case?" she asked. She observed him, trying to digest every single expression on his face. He went silent. His lips pressed to a line. His pensive eyes never left hers except for the few seconds when he placed down his cutleries. She still couldn't guess what goes on in that smart brain of his. It is this, she thought. I am a decently adventurous person. He's an adventure. Maybe that's his allure! "Then, Birdie," he stood up and walked to her. Marcella's back got stiff as she tried to figure out what he was going to do. Also, is that a pet name? Birdie? It's nice. But that came out of nowhere... She followed him with his eyes. He kneeled beside her and held her hand. Only when she felt the warmth of his big hand on hers did she realize that she had been holding her breath for a while. This man is going to be the end of her. It sucks when he does not feel even half of what she feels. "Let's be angels," he kissed her hand. With a smooth smile that reached his eyes, he looked at her. "Let's be each other's angels, and let's make this world our heaven." "You are..." Unable to find any words to say to him, she buried her face in her hand. Her chest was heaving as if she ran a marathon. This man surely is going to be the end of her. "What?" he chuckled while teasing her to show her face. "What am I?" "You're a brute, Mr. Crawford. That's what you are," she said trying to hold her stoic expression to relay her "disapproval" of his methods. But in front of his goofy smile, she lost. She lost, and she didn't feel defeated. She felt delighted in his presence. "Mark my words, Birdie. I am taking you to the White House," he said. Marcella opened her mouth to speak but no words came out. The determination shining in his eyes... He's not talking about a visit to the White House, is he? No way! No f*cking way! Her eyes widened. But he was smiling sweetly as always. He stood up and leaned to her ear. "Let's have today's kiss on the bed," he said. Before she could form a resistance, he picked her up and walked up the stairs. Again, Marcell pondered the one question she's been asking a lot lately. Whom did I marry? ----- Updates will be daily. Please support the book.

"Journey through multiverse pizzas with cosmic toppings and hilarious memes in 'Pizza Chronicles: A Multiverse Slice of Memes!'

In the crazy journey of our main protagonist, he finds himself abruptly whisked away into a world where the concept of power reigns supreme. Here, the landscape is painted in stark hues of dominance and submission, where the powerful dictate the fates of the powerless with overwhelming strength. As our main character travles through this unkown land, he comes face to face with the harsh realities of a world where only the strong survive and the weak are left to suffer in the darkness of their own vulnerability. In this world of unforgiving brutality, he must learn to harness the power at his disposal or face the consequences of being devoured by its merciless grasp.

Sage normal guy living a normal life, may or may not have died because of some sick burglar. But instead of just heading off to the afterlife the gods of the universes decide to get some entertainment. So they reincarnate Sage to a fantasy world. And what do you know, he’s the son of the demon king. Who’s surprisingly nice. But will everything change when he discovers something truly heartbreaking. Will he seek revenge, will he shut himself off, or will he go completely mad. I dunno so better read Authors note: this will not have a system. Also I’m making stuff up as I go, so expect some changes in the tags and other things like that. By the way I may make a few loopholes so if that happens just feel free to say whatever you like. To be honest I do this for fun, so if you say something rude or mean I will most likely just read it and, wait for it. Move on. That was a horrible joke I know, I don’t know if you could even say it’s a joke, anyways I’m rambling so just ignore me. Hope you enjoy the novel, and remember violence is the question not the answer, and the answer is yes. - a meme I found.

A young girl’s life is broken into two parallels dimensions: the past and the present. The common link is a person - or rather a man - the man she deeply loved before twist got in their way. She had a car accident and subsequently lost her memory, forgetting about the amazing fairytale she lived with Elijah. As if faith hadn’t been cruel enough, it also lead Elijah’s brother to spot Selina at the hospital. He soon fell in love with her and since she had woken up from her coma he had never left her. However, Elijah’s brother love was so strong that he did everything in his power to convince Selina to love him back and date him. Until, faith once again disturbed the waters, by making Elijah meet her loved one again. Will he be able to pick and mend together the crumbles of their past love story and help her heal from her memory loss? Will their love be strong enough to resist the damages of an evil twist? ———————————— Abstract: The poor enchanted Claire couldn't stop gawking at him, and in that exact second she felt it. She felt the feelings she so hardly chased for her entire life. It was there, and found her when she least expected it. Like a tumultuous storm in the summer, she got butterflies in her stomach for none other than her boyfriend's brother. What a twist of fate was that? Her legs shivered as if she just ran a marathon and when the man's gaze fell on her, just at that moment firecrackers exploded in her stomach. Why did her heart suddenly feel so heavy and at the same time so relieved? Why him and not her actual boyfriend -nonetheless than his brother. Was that how love at first sight felt? 好

In a mystical realm of Eldoria, an extraordinary establishment emerged amidst the bustling streets of the capital city of Luminaire Kingdom. It wasn't long when unusual people visit there to browse grimoires online, engage in epic virtual duels, and ... share magical memes. The owner named Luke— Luke: "System! Stop the narration. This is just a normal internet cafe with a handsome owner. Or rather, you're the unusual one!" System: "..."

At 19, Elias is the embodiment of a dreamer lost in a world of history. With soft hazel eyes that always seem to be pondering the mysteries of ages past, Elias carries an air of introspection. He's got that quiet charisma – the type you don’t notice in a crowded room, but in a one-on-one conversation, his depth and passion for history become infectious. Deep down, Elias struggles with finding his place in the modern world. He's emotional, sensitive, and deeply attuned to the feelings of others, which can sometimes be overwhelming in today's chaotic digital age. Yet, he's endearingly genuine. He’ll often lose himself in a history book, feeling the emotions and experiences of those who lived centuries ago. Main Plot: Upon receiving an enigmatic pocket watch from his late grandfather, Elias discovers its time-traveling capabilities. But the journey isn't just about hopping through eras; he encounters iconic women who become genuinely captivated by his understanding and respect for their times. Cleo: "You're not like the men of my time, Max. You’re... different. Also, what's this 'Netflix' you keep talking about?" Max: "Ah, it's like... the modern Colosseum? Entertainment for the masses. Also, yeah, I’m different. I mean, I wear sneakers and know what memes are." While Max's journey with the pocket watch starts as a mere curiosity, it quickly becomes a profound exploration of human history, love, and the fine line between observation and interference. What's with the novel you say -Harem but main point is human relations, story telling and charcter devlopment -The mc is not sigma, alpha but he is no beta or anything you describe....He won't let people walk over him and don't start worshipping women.....but he acts according to situations -Intellegent mc......one who is history nerd to be honest - The mc is not gary stu but he overcomes odd due to plain one one conversation skills and knowledge he has -Harem girls are very appealing and he has personal maids too -No ntr................And don't believe i will do it because i never did it

A man who struggled and lived on earth reincarnated in a new world. When he was trying to become a county official, he was conscripted as a labor disciple from a cultivation sect. The novel is Xuanhuan type and written in first-person view. MC's past, his view on the world, his experience, and his way of life are described by adding some Memes in the Mix. Unlike the usual things that happened in Xuanhuan novel, MC doesn't have a cheat, Op Hax's ability, or Golden finger. Memes wouldn't be explicitly revealed for readers' enjoyment to find out themselves. Au Note, Meme songs would be properly revealed with (the singer - original song). I wrote this novel for readers who love Cultivation fantasy stories but are bored to see the usual cliche event.

Our mc Karl is a soldier serving as an engineer he is deployed in the conflict of the middle east he is a gamer a history nerd and avid reader of webnovel he is german-american ancestry When he is deployed he is tasked by his superior officers To build a fob (forward operation base) in the middle of butt fuck nowhere of course he is pissed Karl: man wtf is the high command thinking Building a fob in butt fuck nowhere *grumbles* *distand noise* Karl,: what is that must have been the wind he then hear a whistling sound and the alarm at the fob blaring Karl: oh fuck he shout he then scream enemy attack get down! Karl eun searching for cover Alas he is very unfortunate a stray bullet hit him in the leg and a mortar round heading he looks up at the sky and see a mortar shell Heading towards him in slow motion his live passed before his very eyes then he remembered a meme im used to be a Oblivion guard: im used to be a adventurer before i take an arrow to the knee It make him chuckles alas it is over he thought Maybe im gonna go get isekaid or something That is his last thought before his body is being shredded to a blodied swiss cheese You want to know more read it thats it