Why Does My Eyeball Squeak When I Rub It

They say every villain is the hero of their story… They are wrong! There is no such thing as heroes and villains, there is just evil. Evil, cruelty, that’s all I know, that's the only thing the world has shown me… Maybe I am wrong… Just maybe there is more to this world, other than the evil and cruelty I was forced to endure, but that doesn’t really matter anymore. A man is a mirror of the world he has been exposed to… Since I have seen the greatest evil the world has to offer, it is only natural I show the world evil in return. Hello there, I am Lucius Blackwell, let me tell you why I became the greatest villain of all time…

Kaylee is a spoiled teenage girl from a wealthy background, raised by her single mother, who owns the school she attends. Using her mother's influence, she bullies others, believing she can get away with anything. Her arrogant demeanor, though, becomes a shield, helping her navigate the challenges that lie ahead.

Stark is the youngest son of the greatest Okanshield clan. After he gets himself kicked out of their clan, he meets a tragic fate…but before he dies, the Goddess of death gives him a second chance. Now he must use his new power for himself alone, and not caring about the fate of the novel world that he tried to save in his previous life.

Cultivation of Immortality, some do it for power, some for fame, perhaps there are also those who do it to to impress someone. All wish to reach the end of this journey, while also calling it endless. So does the end of cultivation really exists. Heroic figures say they will reach the end, sages say there is no end, even those who stand at the peak never stop and always try to move forward even if they see nothing in front of them. So, what about you, Why? Do you cultivate immortality. Do you think there is an end? "I ...." ... ... ... A\N: New here, please do correct me if you see any mistake in my work. Also hope you enjoy this story.

The story of a men accompanied by the last survivors of human kind, fighting battles until their last breaths. As time passes, only he remains able to keep swinging his sword. Why keep fighting, if there is nothing more to protect? Why keep struggling, if there is no more hope? But he still chose to swing his fists and slash with his sword, and at the very end...

Normal frickin days. Boring usual college days. Normal us. So why. No ,where did it all go wrong. When did it all go wrong. Just a bunch of teenage girls trying to get over their last year as seniors ,each of them wanting to go to different universities with different dreams. Four best friends ,different personalities ,different everything ,only met last year but became closer than childhood friends or so they thought. When they get tangled up in something they never could have even dreamt of ,friendship isn't friendship ,enemies aren't enemies ,nothing is normal and usual and boring and the same and it never will be. New allies or maybe not.

Rosette, a fairy disguised as a village girl has to keep her life quiet and still. Being an illegitimate daughter of the former king has set her alive and well since she wasn't mentioned in any royal archives. With such luck, she was able to escape her hellish life and live in peace in a small remote village while the Dark Jade faries destroyed her kingdom. Her life was perfect and safe until she met a large non-human figure lying injured in her garden in the middle of dawn. That figure turns out to be the general of the Dark Jade army. How will Rosette be able to escape him and how will she survive this fairy?

a young girl of 16 in search of fun and fears before she turns 18

Sachi has lived a life devoid of the love and friendship that many take for granted, having lost her parents at a young age. However, following a tragic school bus accident, she and her classmates are reincarnated in a divine realm and tasked with saving a new world. Full of hope for a brighter future, Sachi eagerly accepts her new life. As part of the reincarnation process, each person is accompanied by a God or Goddess to guide them on their journey. While Sachi's classmates are chosen by powerful deities and are granted impressive abilities, Sachi is chosen by the non-combat Goddess Athena. The two of them, being weak and lacking in offensive power, are belittled and bullied by the other Gods and students. Despite the disdain of those around them, Sachi and Athena form a close friendship and support each other through all trials. However, their bonds are tested when they are betrayed by those they thought were their allies and find themselves under attack from the fearsome Heavenly Guardian Beast, Fenrir. Despite the odds, Sachi and Athena manage to survive and defeat the beast, and others begin to recognize Sachi's true, overpowering potential. Determined to protect each other and lead a happy life, Sachi and Athena embark on a journey to save Isleguard, facing many challenges along the way. Will they be able to overcome these obstacles and achieve their goal? Note for readers : Please forgive me if you find the volume 1 terrific, but that was the time I started writing for the first time and it has improved considerably from volume 2 with volume 1 currently under a rewrite. \_(ツ)_/ ̄ Join discord community to have access to a large number of illustrations related to the chapter and also keep getting informed about the chapter release dates and news.   Join discord community - https://discord.com/invite/WUGFUxbpbd \_(ツ)_/ ̄ SUPPORT ME IN MY WRITING ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄   Till now I have published from volume one to volume seven for free. And I hope to continue to do so even now. It has really been an exciting work for me to narrate you the story of our main character who fights her way to the bottom of abyss with her magic and skills and then eventually storms in the outside world. Keeping the text error free takes a lot of revisions and consumes time, but no work is ever perfect. With your support and reviews I know that I have improved a lot in my writing. You can support my writing by reviewing my book on the platform you are reading or especially rate my book on Amazon Kindle. And even now I am asking for a bit more that if you voluntarily support my writing then you can do it now by donating me.   Paypal - paypal.me/Harshitintelligent   Buy me a coffee at - https://ko-fi.com/noelelitia   You can support me from (razorpay gateway) - https://rzp.io/l/LgC54Q3   Even a little amount helps. I hope that you keep enjoying my work and in knowing the interesting characters which will be constantly introduced to you in the story. I hope that the next chapter too proves to be to your liking!

Waking up in a novel we read would be some of our heartfelt wishes. But what if it was a dark fantasy novel? Now that would be either interesting or terrifying maybe a mixture of both. If you reincarnated as the Hero that is... Waking up as Sirac Saeron Ksharthel, a minor villain was not something I imagined would happen to me, a normal student in my world. If only it wasn't a damn revenge regression novel. And what's this nonsense about becoming the main villain, that I keep seeing on the oh-so-esteemed 'system'? [False Villain System] [*Anomaly detected*] [* Searching Anomaly.....5%,15%,40%*] [*Anomaly lost, Detecting world changes*] [Changes: Main mission completion probability has decreased by ȕ̸̢̧̡̳͉͚͙͓̬̲̥͂̈́̀̈́̄̃̈́̓͋̒̓͜͠ͅͅņ̵̰͓͕̥̫̥͕̱̙̮͍̮̬̩̉̄̇̅̋͗̈́̐͐̒͒͆͊͝͝k̸̡̡̖͔̻͍̫̰̫̮̯͉͚͋̌̅̒́͂́̚͜ͅn̷̡̬͓̭̦͒̃͗̆̏́̑̾̓̑͌́̅͝ͅô̷̡̬̬̭̻͌̊̕͝w̷͇̜̳͓̫̭͖͙̯̳͔̽̌̅̅̀̑̈́̈́͋̈́̈ͅn̸̹̓͗̽̉̈́͘͝ ] [*Returning to normal state*] "What the Hell?" I haven't even entered the damn academy, yet. This novel will also be posted on Royal Road.

Zhen Kai found two beautiful women. He couldn't control himself when he saw them naked and helpless, allowing his desires to consume him. Afterward, he felt guilty and decided to help the girls regain their power. While helping them, he learned, saw, and understood many new things. He realized that his once simple and easy life had become far more complex than ever before.

Everybody wants a handsome male lead.

A girl who was happy being unhappy

For a certain LoL competition, a certain online streamer famous for pissing people off was currently explaining and broadcasting it at the same time. Streamer: This support, so tr*sh. Streamer: If that jungler was my teammate, I would already be idling at the fountain and playing piano for him by now. Streamer: I recommend that this player go back and properly practice how to last hit. Audience: What bullshit! If you’re any better, then you do it! Streamer: I, your dad, really can do it. Audience: Okokok. If you can do it then I’ll chop off my head so you can kick it. A few months later, the LPL’s veteran pro team TTC announced a new mid laner. A boy with flashy blue hair appeared in front of the audience and played Zed to utter perfection, killing everyone he saw, causing all the female fans to begin toeing the line of infidelity. During the MVP interview after the match, everyone held their breath and eagerly watched this newcomer. Only to see the boy accept the microphone, smile and ask, “That water friend with the StarTV user ID ‘Suburb King 101,’ my team’s address is on the official website, when will you be mailing your head over?” … After a certain regular season match finished, the staff member went backstage to urge the team members to go onstage and conduct their interviews, only to see TTC’s new mid laner and jungler standing in the corner. TTC’s number one ace · jungler daddy Road pressed their team’s new mid laner Soft against the wall. He lowered his eyes and asked slowly, “In the interview later, do you know what to do?” That quick-tempered mid laner, who had solidified his image as a troll in the audience’s eyes the very first time he went on stage, was currently blushing completely red. “I know. I won’t curse at anyone… I definitely won’t curse at anyone.”

This is the story of how an entire class of normal student was transported in to another fantasy word were they will be trained to save said word from the great evil... with maeby the expecion for one

What is a villain? Is it someone who commits heinous crimes? Someone who takes advantage of others? No, a villain is a stepping stone for the protagonist. Someone to be humiliated and face slapped! ____________________________________ A shut-in NEET dies and is reborn as The Imperial Prince of The Taiyang Immortal Dynasty. Shen Tian The villain of his favorite manhwas "Damnit! Why am I the villain?!" But suddenly, Shen Tian heard a bell sound and a robotic voice as a screen appeared in front of him. [Ding!] [Congratulations for obtaining The Villain System] With the system, he can change his fate by stealing the fortune from the protagonists. While gaining rewards for committing evil acts. [Ding!] [Host has framed the Heaven's Chosen: Shen Yu of defiling the Heroine: Mei Ling.!!] [Shen Yu's fate has decreased by 500.] [Gained 250 Evil Points.] [Ding!] [Host has tricked the Heroine: Su MIng to distrust the Heaven's Chosen: Ye Chen!] [Ye Chen's fate has decreased by 50.] [Gained 25 Evil Points.] [Ding!] [Host has prevented the Heaven's Chosen: Xiao Lang from obtaining The Jade Blade!] [Xiao Lang's fate has decreased by 300.] [Gained 150 Evil Points.] [Ding!] [Host has obtained The Eternal Rainbow Phoenix Root!] [Ding!] [Host has obtained The Demonic Heart!] [...] with the help of the system, Shen Tian gains more powerful by beating up protagonists! "Hahaha! Bring on the protagonists! Even if you're a Immortal, I'll still take your fortune!" ____________________________________ Author's Note: •This is my first time writing a novel so please be kind to me and comment your thoughts •The update schedule might not be consistent. •The MC is a villain, so he will do villainous things. If you want to watch some righteous MC, this isn't for you. ____________________________________ Tags: [Villain MC], [Evil MC], [Smart MC], [Manipulative MC], [Genius MC], [Reincarnation], [Action], [Adventure], [Overpowered], [Superpowers], [Cultivation], [Magic], [Face Slapping], [Romance], [Harem], [R18], [Heroines], [Maid], [Saintess], [Princess], [Empress], [Immortal], [Demon], [Yokai], [Spirit], [Wives], [Concubine], [Mistresses], [Milf], [Gilf], [Loli], [Incest], [Rape], [Slavery], [BDSM], [Mind Control] [Brainwashing], [NTR], [Cuckholding]

Why Can't I be the Hero?!?! 17 Year old Mika Izuko was a game addicted teenager who decided to drop out of school because he thought it was pointless. With the support of his grandparents he kept up his gaming lifestyle. Mika was always into video games and manga as it was all he had to pass the time most days until one day he decides to run a video game marathon on a new game called "The Heroes of Mito Kingdom!" As he grinds every game he plays to the maximum, this was nothing new for him. But when he wakes up nothing is the same. Waking up in the middle of nowhere I slowly sat up and realized I was laying in a grass field. I must be dreaming because I don't remember wandering out into a random plain. This is one weird dream, it all feels so damn real. -------- ----- -------- I will try for updates at least four times a week until I get a proper schedule done for all my stories. Currently working on three stories on here, so please be patient, I'll try for daily updates but if not it'll be four times a week minimum. ------- ---- ------- 100 Powerstones = 1 Bonus Chapter 250 Powerstones = 2 Bonus Chapters 500 Powerstones = 3 Bonus Chapters Feel free to reach me on discord! ^○^ Https://discord.gg/acqWwRpyZc Disclaimer: New Cover as of 9/03/2022 does not belong to me and if it is yours, please make sure to notify me and I'll take it down. Old Cover was done by Toky, Edit by Docaqui. (Cover is by a friend named TokyFlowManga) (Cover Editing Done By: Docaqui)

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A powerful, cold, and flawless boss and her clumsy, outspoken assistant seem to live in completely different worlds. They hate each other at first sight: the tension between sharp orders and inappropriate remarks creates an explosive atmosphere in the office. But as heated arguments and moments of challenge pile up, the line between hate and desire blurs dangerously. What starts as pure confrontation soon turns into a dangerous and irresistible attraction, breaking all the rules.

[Canceled]

Lee Min-ho, a man driven by the sole desire to surpass his brother and to completely crush him in any way using any method if necessary. In one of those days where he ended up losing against his brother something happened an awakening of a third ability. A grin slowly creeps up on Min-ho's face "Let's see who has the last laugh now my dear brother"

Join West Sun as he tries to come to terms with the fact that his salted fish live has ended and must now travel to a new world… as a NPC

Hack , spy , recovery expert, cheating spouse

Have you been inspired before? The bible led has Led me to think differently about the world com on a journey with me, from a lost sheep to a servant of the Lord God

Mila, a bookworm, is an expert at balancing office chaos, overtime, and escaping into epic love stories… until one day, reality hits her like a truck—literally. Instead of the usual "game over," she wakes up in a lavish room straight out of a fairy tale. Is she in heaven? A dream? Nope, just the start of a new chapter! Now, Mila's story begins in a new world. Is she a princess, a prisoner, or just someone who’s really bad at crossing streets? With mysteries to solve, secrets to uncover, and perhaps a prince or two to meet, Mila must navigate her way through a world crazier than any book she's ever read. Join Mila on this adventure as she proves that when life gives you a new world, you might as well be the book-hero you’ve always read about.

Wanna escape reality? Yeah, I got nothin' of that. Not a fan of romance nor fantasy, just someone who wants to write something depressing— Hey, if I'm miserable, you should too. So here's the story of how I died— yep, major spoiler. Yes, I'm narrating my own story, so what? I'm also gonna talk shit about myself, yeah... Who does that? Me, beyotch. I have a love and hate relationship with myself. My story is like a rollercoaster ride— cliche isn't it? Probably. If you want to cry, and then laugh afterwards like an idiot or someone who spent their whole day scrolling on TikTok with different context, you'll probably like this. I was never abused when I was a kid— you might be asking "Hm, how is this a depressing story if the main character was never abused when she was a kid?"— First of all, that's horrible, (Hulk, 2022). I mean, you guys expecting a literal kid to experience shit. Second, that's not the only thing you should expect. As I grew up, I thought "Damn, what a bummer, I've been looking forward to being an adult... lay around, do nothing, stare at the ceiling, and become a freeloader."— I realized that is the literal definition of someone who's diagnosed with depression or some other mental disorder or just lazy af. I was hit by Reality driving a bulldozer. I lost everything because of a huge mistake. I want it back... I want it all back. I want my life back but there's nothing I can do now. Looking back, I think I should've been nicer to everyone... but maybe it's for the better, since I'm already dead, they're not gonna have a hard time moving on from losing me since I'm a piece of shit. Do you still want to read this? Oh, no, it will not end with me dying. Wanna find out the ending of this? Yeah, me too. Sit back, relax, and read.