Ant Elephant Jokes In English

Ari Igurashi was a gloomy loner who despised insects—especially ants. Bullied for his relationship with a girl named Keiko, his resentment toward the world only grew. After a heated argument with her, he stumbled upon an ant nest and destroyed it in a fit of frustration. But fate had other plans. Moments later, Ari was hit by a truck and killed. When he awoke, he found himself in a strange new world—reborn as an ant humanoid. Stripped of his human form and forced to survive in a brutal colony, he soon realized that the very creatures he once loathed now surrounded him. Will his hatred for ants waiver? Faced with merciless training, towering enemies, and a past that haunts him, Ari must navigate this unforgiving new life. Will he succumb to his hatred, or will he rise above it and carve out a new purpose in a world where survival means everything?

Warning: Dark, Bloody, Brutal, Non-human, and few sensual adult chapters. 18+ read only. Billions of light years away, on a planet where magic flows through every creature, two dominant species battle for supremacy, 'Humans and Ants'. In this world, Ants aren’t just insects, they are the most intelligent and powerful race who challenged humans, wielding magic and evolving in ways no one can predict. Reborn as an ant in this brutal, predator-filled realm, Kai refuses to accept a life of insignificance. With a sarcastic system, ultimate skills, bizarre evolution choices, and a talent for chaos, he sets out to defy fate. From dodging death against Dragon Men, Ape Men, Wolf Men and Termite Kings, etc to building his own army, Kai’s journey is one of relentless growth, cunning strategy, and outrageous battles. Survive! Evolve! Conquer! The world isn’t ready for the rise of the most overpowered ant in history. --- Join Discord for character images- https://discord.gg/dyDgAt2EaW [ -WAS 2025 CONTEST- ] ---- Show some support by:- 100 comments= 1 extra chapter. 300 power stone= 1 extra chapter 50 Golden tickets= 1 extra chapter. 1 Castle= 5 extra chapter. 1 Spaceship= Personalized Chapter (Suggest a setting, item, or conflict you would love to see.) 1 Golden Gachapon= Create a Custom Side Story (2-3 Chapter mini arc featuring your favorite character and concept.) Or Design a Character (By submit a name, look, and backstory idea for a supporting character that appears in the main novel.) Thank you for your amazing support! Every gift keeps this story alive and growing. -------------------

Bai Yanliang, male, 23 years old, unmarried. Condition improving, good personality shaping, has met the discharge criteria. Today, discharged.

"THIS NOVEL IS A NOVEL MADE 20 YEARS AGO, AND IT'S ONLY FOR YOU SAVAGE CREATURES, DOUBLE-STANDARDS, AND SELF-CENTERED ASSHOLES WHO LOVE TO TEAR PEOPLE DOWN AND HAVE NO SHAME, INCLUDING BEING COMPLETELY CLUELESS!! OTHER PEOPLE, WHEN THEIR NOVELS ARE BAD OR CONFUSING, THEY GET HELP, BUT ME, I JUST GET INSULTED, MOCKED, AND CURSED AT!! AND FOR THOSE WHO SAY MY NOVEL IS LIKE A KID'S WORK AND SCOFF AT IT, HERE! EAT THIS NOVEL YOU CONSIDER 'ADULT READING'!! I WRITE FANFICTION AND LIGHT NOVELS AND I'M CALLED CHILDISH?! WHY DON'T YOU CURSE ALL NOVEL WRITERS WHOSE STORIES ARE CHILDISH WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, JUST TO BE FAIR?!" (This is the dumbest novel I ever wrote in 2009, with a typical teenage writing style. And I'm too lazy to fix it.) Date Yoshimune, or Franky, is a Japanese-Indonesian mixed-race youth living in Surabaya. His story follows his life at school, his struggles with his identity, his relationships with friends and a girl named Haruna, and his involvement in the world of samurai and martial arts. The story also includes conflicts, fights, and Franky's emotional journey as he faces various challenges in his life, including his move to Hokkaido. Here's the link for Indonesian version https://www.webnovel.com/book/32569156200821105

--- True Beauty What if your reflection held you back from the world... until you learned to change the mirror? Ju-Kyoung has always known she wasn't what society calls "pretty." With glasses too big, skin dotted with red spots, and a heart quietly breaking under years of ridicule, she’s learned to live in the shadows—overshadowed by a sister everyone praises, and mocked by classmates who never see beyond her face. But Ju-Kyoung has something they don't: imagination, resilience, and a love for stories where ugly ducklings become swans and cursed girls find the power to break their spells. When she stumbles upon a book titled Cursed Mask, something stirs in her: a realization that she may never be society’s beauty queen—but maybe, just maybe, she can write her own transformation. With the help of makeup, music, and a spirit no cruelty can crush, Ju-Kyoung begins to change—not just her appearance, but her sense of worth. Along the way, she’ll face betrayal, friendship, heartbreak, and the haunting question: Is true beauty something you put on… or something you find within? --- True Beauty is an emotional, inspiring coming-of-age journey about self-image, courage, and finding your voice in a world that tries to silence it. For anyone who's ever felt invisible—this is your story. ---

What if, one day, you found that the world around you had morphed into a game world? Would you be happy? Or would you be sad that you could never go back to the way things were? Follow along with Thomas and his friends in a fantasy world that looks a lot like a game they play quite frequently. There is a world of mysteries and adventures ready for Discover and Resolve. Can they find their way back, or are they lost in this place? Let's start the adventure!

Title: Murim Society Synopsis: Alex Anderson thought hacking into high-level servers was risky. Until he accidentally unlocked a hidden society ruled by ancient martial clans, deadly codes of honor, and power levels stronger than encryption keys. A 20-year-old Afro-American cybersecurity student from NYC, Alex lives with his single mom, two chaotic twin brothers, and a little sister to protect. He’s smart, fast on a keyboard, and not afraid to throw hands when needed. He doesn’t come from a sacred clan. He doesn’t know martial arts. But the Murim doesn’t care. To survive, he’ll have to learn fast, fight dirty, and bend rules—just like in the streets. Welcome to a world where ancient fists clash with modern firewalls. Fast-paced urban fantasy No system, no cheat — just grind Afro MC, modern Murim, hacker twist New chapters weekly.

Warning: This novel contains gore. You've been warned. When does someone become a monster? When they kill another human? Or perhaps when they turn into a beast obsessed with blood? Simple—you don’t become one. You’re born as one. The thrill in every scream, the pleasure in every sob, the satisfaction in every murder—that is what it means to be a monster. But... what would happen if a monster were unleashed in a peaceful world? Arthur. The greatest—and worst—assassin of all time. No one knows his face. Only legends. Only records of brutally slaughtered victims. A case with no answers. Only one thing is certain: once you become his target, you’d better savor your last days alive.

In the world we live in, unexpected things happen. Past events that are desperately hidden—past events that yesterday was fleeing from. Past events cling to the present and are difficult to let go of.

When tensions between global superpowers reach their peak, the world descends into the chaos of World War III. Realizing that civilization might not survive the coming devastation, a few governments launch Project New Dawn-a last-ditch effort to preserve humanity by cryogenically freezing a select group of individuals, hoping they might one day rebuild a better world. Ren, 16 years old, is one of the rare teenagers chosen, surrounded by elite adults-scientists, strategists, engineers-tasked with guiding humanity's rebirth. As he falls asleep, Ren believes he'll wake up to a new future shaped by those experts. But when he opens his eyes, nothing is as expected. No laboratory. No familiar faces. Only silence, a cold bunker, and a group of other teens-like him-confused, from once-enemy nations, and completely alone. No adults. No instructions. Just a locked facility, dwindling resources... and a world that may no longer exist. As suspicion rises, so do the questions: Why were only teenagers awakened? What happened to the adults? And above all-what's left of the world outside? Caught between mistrust, survival, and forgotten truths, Ren and the others must confront the legacy of a war they never chose. Will they repeat the mistakes of the past... or become the last witnesses of a fallen world? --- A quick note before you begin: This post-apocalyptic fantasy novel will not include harem, NTR, yuri, or yaoi content. Topics related to gender identity, such as transgender themes, will also not be explored. To avoid any controversy, no specific religion will be featured in the story — however, certain cultural traditions will still be present to enrich the world-building. With that said, enjoy your reading!

600 years ago, a red fog covered the planet, transforming everyone who breathed it into horrible creatures. The countries that had enough time before the collapse managed to hide in large underground bases to survive and find a way to reclaim the surface.

Los momentos más hermosos son aquellos que uno vive con quienes uno quiere. Pero no está destinado a durar. Liliet un joven desobligada tendrá que encontrase a si misma en un mundo que está por cambiar y sus misterios esperando a ser encontrados. Palabras del autor Soy un escritor novato, pero muy novato espero que me tengan paciencia, no puedo prometer que habrá capítulos por semana ya que estoy en la universidad lo que toma casi todo mi tiempo, además que esta obra es creada más que nada por diversión y no tengo intenciones de que sea un buen libro, eso sí acepto correcciones y sugerencias.

Just a normal boy. Living in his own apartment. That was until he awoke as an..... ANT!!! A system to guide him and a start of a brand-new adventure in a foreign world. But is it really a system or perhaps it's something else entirely? Perhaps something more sinister? Follow his journey as he uncovers the secrets of the world and may even one day conquer it. With multiple species, some aiding his quest, others awaiting his demise, as he builds a kingdom from nothing. Only one thing can be said for certain. It's the survival of the fittest.

Bea who was releasing her anger on the top of and on going building, suddenly a man named Marco mistakenly thought Bea would jump off the building. All of the sudden he gave his bracelet to be Bea's reason to live They met again, unfortunately Bea doesn't remember who he was will she be able to remember? or will she decided to forget about the man who gave her the bracelet because she thought it was unrelevant Disclaimer: I don't own any of the cover. crdts to the rightful owner

Crime and Punishment is a novel by the Russian author Fyodor Dostoevsky. It was first published in the literary journal The Russian Messenger in twelve monthly installments during 1866. It was later published in a single volume. It is the second of Dostoevsky's full-length novels following his return from ten years of exile in Siberia. Crime and Punishment is considered the first great novel of his mature period of writing and is often cited as one of the greatest works of world literature. I don't own any of this work

In a world divided between Light and Darkness, a student once deemed weak becomes the new hope of the demonkind. When twenty high school students are summoned to another world as "Heroes of Light," Arian—often overlooked and belittled—was not chosen by the holy sword. However, his fate changes drastically when he forms a pact with Necral, the legendary ice demon sword that once nearly froze the world. His hair turns white, his eyes glow icy blue, and he slowly begins to transform into a demon who shakes the heavens. Instead of submitting to fate, Arian chooses to build a new civilization in the Land of Darkness, leading outcast races and forgotten demons. Alongside Velmira, the last descendant of the Ice Demon Lord’s worshippers, and Lythesia, a mighty red dragon who forges a blood-love contract with him, Arian forms a force that can no longer be ignored.

Aomine Luppo was a Bishop of the Pentaculum, but was expelled after losing his vision in a terrorist attack perpetrated by the Sheriffs. One day, he meets Yuudai Reno and discovers the existence of a secret organization called "Scoville".

Laien: The Ant of the System In a vast and perilous world for someone so small, Laien is just a weak little ant... until she awakens the legendary Ant System. Armed with a magical sword, trembling courage in her tiny legs, and stats that grow with every mission, Laien will face giant insects, master powerful skills, and prove that even the smallest creature can possess legendary strength. Get ready for a cute, epic, and action-packed adventure with a heroine the size of a grain of sand!

Dans un monde où les souvenirs s’effacent et les vérités sont enfouies, Elyas se réveille sans mémoire au cœur d’un village dévasté. Portant un nom chargé d’un passé mystérieux, il devra affronter des forces obscures, des trahisons sournoises, et les secrets oubliés d’une ancienne guerre. Entre ombres et lumière, pouvoir et destin, Elyas découvre qu’il est l’un des Héritiers de l’Oubli — ceux qui portent le fardeau de sauver un monde sur le point de sombrer dans le néant.

No fim do mundo conhecido, quando os deuses se calam e as estrelas começam a cair, resta apenas uma escolha: luz... ou abismo. Auren é um jovem marcado por uma antiga maldição — onde passa, a esperança definha. Em um reino à beira da ruína, ele descobre que carrega dentro de si a centelha de um poder ancestral esquecido, capaz de restaurar ou destruir tudo. Perseguido por caçadores de sombras, traído por aqueles em quem mais confiava, Auren precisa decidir se vai se render ao vazio que cresce dentro dele ou lutar por algo que nunca teve: um lugar onde pertencer. Mas para salvar o mundo, talvez ele precise se perder primeiro. Porque às vezes, a última luz... nasce de dentro da escuridão.

This story was originally written in Indonesian. I used AI to help translate it into English, so I apologize in advance for any translation errors or awkward phrasing that may appear. --- In the dark world of Ijdornia, where fear reigns and power defines your place, Pandora stands out—not because of her strength, but her lack of it. As the tenth daughter of the infamous Demon Queen, she is the weakest demon alive. No magic. No aura. Just a fragile soul trapped in a brutal court. But behind her quiet eyes lies a secret—one no one in Ijdornia would ever believe. She was once Santi, a human girl from Earth. After a tragic incident and a death sentence, a mysterious goddess offers her a second chance—not as a human, but as a demon princess. Her mission? Not conquest, but redemption. Now, in a world that worships strength and fears weakness, Pandora must find a way to change the heart of the cruelest being in existence—her own mother.

" A killing joke " follows Dr. Kazuki Mizushima, a young physician who mysteriously awakens in a dungeon in another world. He immediately finds himself accused of being an operative for a secret cult known as the Masked Ones, who have been causing deadly transformations throughout the kingdom of Azuria.Kazuki's predicament is twofold: not only does he have no idea what his accusers are talking about, but he also can't remember any details about his personal life or what he was doing that brought him to this world. His medical knowledge remains intact, but his identity and purpose are shrouded in mystery.While imprisoned, Kazuki is interrogated by Lady Reina, a beautiful and talented court mage/physician. She discovers that Kazuki's memory loss was intentionally induced through sophisticated magical barriers, which only throws more suspicion on him. Captain Valerius, determined to protect the realm, wants to extract information from Kazuki "by any means necessary." ( also on royal road)

Il se réveille dans un corps qui n’est pas le sien. Sans souvenirs clairs. Sans magie. Sans repères. Autrefois, il s’appelait John Clain, le plus grand des exorcistes. Aujourd’hui, on l’appelle Claus Bloodfall. Entre fragments de mémoire, visions brisées et cicatrices oubliées, il devra comprendre qui il est devenu, pourquoi il a survécu… …et surtout ce qu’il est arrivé à Sandra, la femme qu’il a aimée, et peut-être perdue à jamais. Ce corps n’est pas le sien. Cette vie non plus. Mais quelque part dans les ténèbres, la vérité l’attend. Et elle n’a rien d’humain.

Lucia silva, a sixteen year old girl has arrived at a new school and wants to make a good impression, that's where she meets Aisha Woods, an expressionless girl who is often compared to a machine for her total lack of emotion. After an awkward conversation during the lunch, Lucia decides to be friends with Aisha, she wants to be with her and if possible, make her smile.

A Knight was trapped in a forest for 313 years. He managed to get out, but without him realizing it. The world is in a time of destruction by the Demons.

In the year 2100, the telecommunications company Rare Communications has monopolized the international telecommunications market skipping all the antitrust laws of the world, now with the discovery of the dark dimension, a dimension full of supernatural monsters, the companies Rare sells its telecommunications services to them, in order to leave the earth alone, now the technician Manolo Restituyo will enter this world to do what he knows, in a dimension where anything can take your life.

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