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In a world torn apart by magic, war, and ancient history, the lives of three unlikely heroes intertwine in ways they never imagined. Celia, a girl haunted by her resemblance to the Queen of Curses, longs for a place to belong. Despite the hatred she faces, her unyielding compassion drives her to protect the innocent, even at great personal risk. Kaiser, heir to the Asura Kingdom’s throne, has turned his back on his royal lineage. Cunning and emotionally guarded, he hides a heart scarred by betrayal and loss. As the shadow of a cruel cult looms larger, Kaiser's thirst for revenge threatens to consume him. Lucas Reinhardt, the God's chosen sorcerer with a haunted past, is a beacon of humor and courage to his friends. But beneath his carefree demeanor lies a soul deeply wounded by loss, making him fight harder to shield those he holds dear. As their paths converge, the trio must navigate a world of broken kingdoms, unspoken truths, and a rising darkness. With demons lurking in the shadows and a cult bent on destruction, their choices will shape not only their fates but the future of their world. The Last Step is a tale of resilience, revenge, and the fragile bonds of friendship forged in the face of despair. In a land where magic can both destroy and heal, can these three stand against the tide—or will their pasts drag them into the abyss?

Ginny Green, an aromantic nerd, accidentally slept with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell, but she can't remember. ** Ginny Green is an aromantic nerd who only believes that love only exists in movies and novels, but still wishes to find that special someone even though she's thinking that it's impossible. After she got drunk at a party, she found herself tangled in bed with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell. Persephone Campbell is an extremely attractive, charismatic, misjudged individual due to her wealthy background. Deemed by the people as coldhearted and a snob, but she's totally the opposite. She fell in love with Ginny after their faithful night together and would love to start a relationship with her. But there is a problem, Ginny is aromantic and doesn't want to be in a relationship with anyone. Now, Persephone is on a mission to make the aromantic nerd fall in love with her. ** "You're not going to run away and walk out of this room and pretend that this didn't happen, are you?" In every accidental one-night stand, of course, that thought is not an option anymore. Embrace each other at night like long-time lovers, and in the morning, shrug off every memory like it never happened. That's always been the case. And of course, that was Ginny's initial plan after assessing the situation. But looking at Persephone's threatening, yet smiling face, she knows well how screwed up she was. Let's just laugh first. "N-no, I wasn't thinking of that at all." "Good." Persephone smiled, satisfied with her answer. She gingerly moves closer to Ginny, wrapping both of her arms around her waist. Ginny can't seem to utter a single word. Seeing a naked Persephone in front of her was... was... was - she doesn't even have any words to describe it. ** OTHER STORIES: Too Gay for You: You Give me Heart Eyes (GL)

In a futuristic world where animal hybrids can shift between human and animal forms, Ralph, a witty American red wolf hybrid, finds himself trapped in the high-security Endangered Hybrid Zone. Living under constant surveillance, he’s made numerous escape attempts—but none have succeeded. Despite the odds, Ralph is determined to break free from the system that keeps him confined. Teaming up with a mysterious and cold-hearted cheetah hybrid, Ralph navigates the dangerous divisions between the Endangered and Common Hybrid Zones, where loyalty and survival are tested. As Ralph and his unlikely allies face threats from both the system and each other, they must learn to trust and fight together for their freedom. Extinct is a fast-paced, action-packed adventure where humor and high-stakes battles collide. As Ralph challenges everything he knows, he uncovers deeper secrets that could change the fate of all hybrids. Will he escape his prison, or will the system win once again?

"I can't be your meal..." Jacquelyn pleaded, trying to reason with the man who was supposedly her husband. His grin widened, curling into a mischievous smile, revealing his razor-sharp fangs. "And why is that?" he asked. Jacquelyn knew she had to use her brain with this one. "I am your wife... you can't eat me," she said, hoping to appeal to whatever humanity was left in him. "Makes it even better," was his cold response. Jacquelyn's legs trembled; she couldn't think of any culture or tradition where it was acceptable for a husband to eat his own wife. "And...." "And?" He prompted, with an encouraging sweet smile. "And I'm wet..." -------- Long, long ago, when Creatures of the Night ruled supreme and stood at the top of the food chain, a princess, Jacquelyn Avignon lived in the isolated part of the palace. Away from humans and even her own family. Cursed, they said. Queen killer, they called her. Bad omen, they crowned her. Until she was sent to be the bride of the Vampire King. A vampire king who enjoys his own peace and twisted sense of humor. Living life as the supreme sovereign, finds a princess who knows nothing about his supremacy at his doorstep, claiming to be his little wife. What happens when a cursed princess, afraid of blood, desperate to be with her family and to be loved back, crashes into the peaceful world of a vampire king? Her first target, turn her husband into a vegetarian. What about when Jacquelyn realizes that the world around her is more than just sunshine and good sleep but that hell is empty and the devils are here... in human form? She has to watch her back! For fans of; Forbidden love, dark fantasy, ancient curses and prophecy, strong willed and resilient female leads, grey men, dark humor, betrayals, marked mates, and star-crossed love, this book is for you. Other works by the same author: 1. Kitanna (Completed) 2. A Royal Mismatch: The Trouble With Prince Charming (Spin-off of Kitanna, Completed) 3. The Hitman's Sunshine (Completed)

"Fake it till you make it" It was a phrase that became Leo's only hope for survival as he was forced to play the role of the biggest big boss when he was nothing more than a small fish. Set in a world where Earth is riddled with natural disasters and humans must migrate to new planets onboard massive arc ships, this novel follows the journey of the Skyshard brothers Luke and Leo as they fight against their fate and rise to the top from the lowest of lows. --------------- A/N - This novel will explore the concept of misunderstandings and a MC whose real strength is over exaggerated through a rigged system. It will be a humorous blend of concepts such as Sci-Fi, Fantasy, MMORPG and Slice Of Life into one novel. If you are tired of conventional novels and are looking for something new, This book will definitely satisfy your itch, so please give it a try! Discord - https://discord.com/invite/PPhnY3ZAqH

Zara, cewek yang udah muak banget dengan kencan buta, akhirnya memutuskan untuk coba lagi. Tapi, kencan kali ini beda banget. Bukannya ketemu cowok keren dan romantis, dia malah bertemu Dylan—cowok santai yang lebih suka ngomongin kopi daripada tentang hubungan serius. Tapi entah kenapa, ada sesuatu yang bikin Zara makin penasaran. Sifat Dylan yang chill dan misterius bikin dia bingung, apalagi sikapnya yang kadang datar banget. Tapi, siapa sangka, pertemuan mereka yang canggung malah bikin cerita jadi seru banget! Akan seperti apa hubungan mereka yang penuh tawa, salah paham, dan pastinya, drama? Apakah akhirnya Zara bakal jatuh cinta atau malah ketawa terus sepanjang waktu?

Lina Carter, a fearless ex-soldier, never expected her life to end in a tragic accident or to wake up in someone else's body. Reincarnated as Princess Isabella, a timid royal trapped in a loveless marriage to Prince Nicholas Henry, Lina soon discovers the dark truth behind Isabella's fate. But Lina is no fragile princess. Determined to make the most of her new life, she transforms into a force to be reckoned with, outwitting the scheming prince and his secret lover. With humor, strength, and cunning, Lina takes control of her destiny, turning the tables on everyone who thought they could control her. In this thrilling, funny tale of empowerment, Lina shows the world what happens when an unstoppable woman is reborn as royalty.

Brilliant but emotionally scarred, Rein, a prodigy in his past life, finds himself reincarnated as the eighth prince of a crumbling kingdom in a fantastical world of swords and magic. Born from the king's drunken tryst with a maid, Rein is seen as a nobody in the royal hierarchy. Yet, his sharp mind and newfound happiness in this strange new life are short-lived as he becomes embroiled in deadly royal politics, the looming threat of war, and the resurgence of a Demon King bent on global annihilation. Armed with his prodigious intellect, a keen sense of humor, and a deep desire to find purpose, Rein must navigate betrayal, love, and adventure in a world that’s more dangerous than he ever imagined.

From boardroom to bamboo forest, Leo’s life takes a drastic turn when he’s thrust into a cultivation world after an untimely demise. Surrounded by powerful spirit animals and guided by a snarky system, Leo must navigate the challenges of survival—sans credit cards. As he builds a base, strikes up unlikely friendships with the forest’s furry (and formidable) residents, causes some misunderstandings with the world's netizens, and starts his journey of cultivation, Leo finds that his new life isn’t just about surviving—it's about thriving. With humor, heart, and a few unexpected twists, Leo’s adventure is one wild ride from riches to runes.

When Nóttormr reincarnated into the magical world of Guthheimr, he couldn’t remember much of his life before he was reincarnated as a kobold. Despite his humble birth and small stature, he was born with the blood of dragons running through his veins. Nóttormr was determined to become a god of the kobolds even before he hatched. From that point onwards, the legendary journey of his rise to become a god started with the cracking of his egg. Follow along as he leads kobolds out of slavery, puts gnomes in their place, and shows the world the mightiness of the kobold race. This story contains: - LitRPG - Dungeons and Dragons elements - A System - Fast growth (There is a heavy emphasis on the main character without enough development on interactions with secondary characters. I hope to improve on this in the future, but I did want to warn my readers.) - Attempts at humor

Alex, the Unseen Blade, wasn't supposed to steal the spotlight. In the grand tapestry of fate, he was merely a supporting color, a whisper in the shadows against the hero's blazing sun. Gifted with powers that defied logic and shrouded in an aura of enigma, Alex could bend time, dance with death, and erase himself from existence. Yet, he yearned for a life on the sidelines, a quiet escape from the chaos destined for the "chosen ones." But fate, it seemed, had a cruel sense of humor. When an ancient prophecy awakens a slumbering evil, the hero falls short, his light sputtering in the face of darkness. Thrust into the unwilling limelight, Alex must choose: embrace his extraordinary abilities and forge his own path, or watch the world crumble under the weight of a prophecy he never asked for.

Ella Foster is a self-proclaimed genius, coffee addict, and all-around bookworm. But when she wakes up inside her favorite 1800s historical romance novel, she's not the beautiful heroine or even the fabulous villainess. Nope. She's Eleanor Fletcher, a 17-year-old orphaned commoner with zero importance to the story-a complete throwaway character. No grand destiny. No powerful connections. Just poverty, a bakery job, and shoes so uncomfortable they might be a crime. Armed with her modern-day knowledge and fueled by a mix of sheer determination and sarcasm, Ella decides she's not going to be just another background extra. She's got a plan: open a shop, create mind-blowing inventions, and maybe even introduce indoor plumbing (these people have no idea what they're missing). Filled with humor, heart, and a dash of romance, I've Been Novelled! is a fun, clever twist on the isekai genre, where one girl's genius inventions-and a touch of 21st-century sass-might just change the course of a very different history. NB ( I don't post on weekends)

In the bustling town of Norville on the mysterious planet Teshell, Khai is a fearless hunter of magical creatures. When fate leads him to befriend a Night Falcon his life takes an unexpected turn. Tasked with a mission to hunt a sinister Evil, Khai joins forces with an unlikely team of misfits. Together, they journey through a world filled with chaos, comedy, and breathtaking adventure. Norville is a whimsical blend of fantasy and humor, where the line between ally and enemy blurs, and epic beings lurk in every shadow. Prepare for a wild ride filled with danger, laughter, and epic creatures.

In the bustling streets of Rio de Janeiro, Carlos leads a life indifferent to the chaos around him—until one fateful night changes everything. After ordering a mysterious burger from a peculiar establishment known as Hell's Burger, he finds himself caught in an unexpected and darkly humorous twist of fate. As he experiences the intense flavors of his meal, Carlos is thrust into a shocking reality that intertwines his soul with a sinister queen. With a blend of supernatural elements and gritty urban life, this tale explores themes of desire, consequence, and the surreal nature of existence. Will Carlos navigate the challenges of his newfound predicament, or will he succumb to the whims of the underworld? Dive into a story where every bite could lead to unimaginable consequences!

Noted! is a humorous, slice-of-life comedy that follows a 16-year-old high schooler who hasn’t spoken in years due to a traumatic past. Communicating only through a beat-up notebook, the main character navigates the chaos of high school life with a quirky group of friends who are anything but ordinary. From the overly dramatic Julian, the walking encyclopedia Milo, the mischievous Luca, to the kind and patient Lila, the group’s adventures are filled with hilarious moments and unpredictable antics. Each chapter brings a new, random, and funny scenario—whether it’s a disastrous talent show performance, a museum field trip gone wrong, or a group project that turns into an absurd disaster. Despite the comedic chaos, the novel also explores themes of friendship, self-expression, and the quiet, yet powerful, bond that forms between the MC and their friends. In a world full of noise, this group learns that even silence can be a form of communication—and sometimes, the most memorable moments come from the most unexpected places.

Ready to make people laugh out loud? How to Be a Good Comedy Author is your ultimate guide to writing comedy that’s fresh, absurd, and completely unpredictable. Whether you’re new to writing or just want to sharpen your humor, this book will take you through the essentials of creating comedy that sticks. Packed with practical tips, hilarious examples, and a whole lot of nonsense, this guide will teach you how to craft absurd situations, develop lovably ridiculous characters, and use timing to deliver punchlines that leave readers laughing. From creating random, surreal moments to embracing the chaos of comedy writing, you’ll learn how to make every page more ridiculous than the last. Forget the rules—this book is all about having fun with your writing, breaking boundaries, and making your audience laugh till they cry. Get ready to turn your wildest ideas into comedic gold!

#adventure #action #drama #comedy #humor #romance #harém QUANDO CINCO AVENTUREIROS SE UNEM PELO INCOVENIENTE, SÓ PODE DAR ALTAS CONFUSÕES. UM GRUPO COM OBJETIVOS DIFERENTES UNIDOS APENAS PARA SUBIR DE RANK DENTRO DA GUILDA.

Yuki Hara starts his first year at Kurokaze High School with the hope of staying invisible, but fate has other plans. A chance encounter with Kane Inoue, the charismatic first-year representative and granddaughter of the school principal, sets the stage for a whirlwind of connections, challenges, and self-discovery. Kane’s unexpected vulnerability, coupled with her own hidden battles, intertwines with Yuki’s guarded nature, leading them to share moments of honesty amidst the chaos of high school life. As Yuki navigates friendships, his past trauma, and a growing sense of belonging, he finds himself entangled in a delicate web of emotions with Kane, his childhood friend Sayoko, and new acquaintances like Haru. Through a mix of lighthearted interactions and poignant revelations, Yuki begins to confront the shadows of his past while witnessing the transformative power of genuine human connection. Filled with heartfelt introspection, humor, captures the essence of finding hope and companionship in the unlikeliest places. Will Yuki learn to trust and embrace the changes around him, or will he remain bound by the weight of his past? This is the story of a loner’s journey to rediscovering life, love, and the courage to face an uncertain future.

A Poem a Day A daily dive into chaos, humor, and heartfelt musings, A Poem a Day is a collection of unpredictable poems that range from silly to sincere. With cheesy rhymes, bizarre metaphors, and the occasional heartfelt gem, it’s a celebration of creativity and the joy of trying something new. Life’s short—why not write a poem about it?

Maeve Brooklyn, a 17-year-old heiress, lives a life of luxury, but her wealth can't buy her the one thing she craves - love. Having given up on her family's affection, she finds herself drawn to her uncle, the black sheep of the family, who exudes a mysterious and dangerous aura. On her 16th birthday, she makes a bold move, asking him to kiss her, and though he's taken aback, he humors her. But this innocent gesture sparks a forbidden attraction that will change everything. As Maeve's obsession grows, she entangles herself in her uncle's world, one of casinos, secrets, and seduction. He, a powerful and charismatic figure, is torn between his loyalty to his family and his desire for his rebellious niece. When she appears at his pub with another man, he's shocked, but Maeve's confident smile hints at a deeper game. Thus begins a dangerous dance of love, power, and family secrets that will push them both to the edge

Ignis, a weary priest with shaky faith, battles demons and curses armed only with a rosary, holy water, and an unrelenting dark humor. Amid supernatural struggles and mental chaos, he discovers that even in hell, there’s room for irony. Facing horrors and secrets far beyond his grasp, Ignis must fight not just against evil, but against himself. "A Hell of a Job" blends dark fantasy, sarcasm, and the supernatural in a chaotic yet hilarious adventure.

Ignis, un sacerdote agotado y de fe tambaleante, enfrenta demonios y maldiciones armado solo con un rosario, agua bendita y un humor negro implacable. Entre luchas sobrenaturales y caos mental, descubrirá que incluso en el infierno hay espacio para la ironía. Enfrentando horrores y secretos más grandes que él, Ignis deberá luchar no solo contra el mal, sino también contra sí mismo. "Un trabajo de infierno" mezcla fantasía oscura, sarcasmo y lo sobrenatural en una aventura llena de caos y risas.

“ Make him fall in love with you so hard, Then after break his heart . Make sure it hurts him so much that he will never heal !” Mariam told Alena the rules. Albert is a young handsome, rich and famous CEO in Chattin Town. Many girls yearn for him but he seems not interested as he just sleeps and dump them. Things become worse when one of the girls Ryan whom Albert sleeps with and dumps try to commit suicide. Ryan’s mother hates Albert all her life and therefore hires a young beautiful girl Alena to make Albert fall in love but her mission is to make sure she breaks his heart after all. Alena succeeds in making Albert fall in love with him, But will she succeed in breaking his heart ? Enjoy the novel full of romance, betrayal, love, revenge, redemption and humor.

On Vacation till January 1st 2025. Have a Merry Christmas everyone! Gates of the Apocalypse follows George David Carter, an overweight nerd who has always dreamed of escaping reality through video games, is now faced with the apocalypse. Portals open up all over the world and unleash monsters and beings from straight out of a dark fantasy book. This high-octane, pulse pounding book series is filled with incredible action sequences that will leave you on the edge of your seat. It also has a kick ass harem of human and non-human hotties that can rock it in the sheets and destroy on the streets! This book series includes: ~No NTR! ~There is some Yuri. ~Huge harem of human and non-human women. ~Massive base building from a mansion to an entire kingdom. ~Huge battles on a scale rivaling the greatest fantasy novels ever written. ~Terryifying monsters and tense situations that add a heavy amount of horror. ~Tongue in cheek humor, toilet humor, and a healthy amount of Dad jokes. I update twice a day. Once at noon and once at 7pm. Rewards: 1 Luxury Car = 1 Bonus chapter 1 Dragon = 2 Bonus chapters 1 Magic Castle = Mass Release of 10 chapters 1 Spacecraft = Mass Release of 20 chapters 1 Golden Gachapon = 10 chapters per day for 1 week ***Discord is open!*** https://discord.gg/cR2KY2R4sF

Iwa o ayatsuru mono no tensei Alternate name: Ganseki Sōsa Takumi Yamazaki, a 16-year-old high school student, meets an untimely end courtesy of truck-kun. Reborn in a world of swords and sorcery, he is eager to master the art of magic and carve a new destiny. But fate has a cruel sense of humor—Takumi’s magic aptitude is rock manipulation, deemed the weakest and most irrelevant in this magical society. Refusing to be discouraged, Takumi taps into the depth of his newfound powers, discovering ways to shape, summon, and control the very foundations of the earth. As he hones his abilities, he realizes that even the smallest pebble, when wielded with precision and creativity, can become an unstoppable force. With his newfound magic, Takumi embarks on an epic journey, facing daunting foes, unraveling the mysteries of his reincarnation, and uncovering a hidden strength that could rival the greatest mages. In a world where power defines worth, can he prove that magic is only as weak as the mage who wields it?

In a world teetering on the edge of chaos, Rudra, a 16-year-old with the rare Thunderstorm Deity talent, discovers he can evolve his powers beyond any known limits. Joined by his loyal friend Nand and a group of talented allies, Rudra trains at the prestigious National Awakening Academy, where fierce clan rivals and dark forces threaten the balance of power. Armed with a mysterious system and a heart full of determination, Rudra must rise through academy ranks, uncover hidden secrets, and face powerful foes in a journey of friendship, humor, and thrilling battles to protect humanity.

The Memoirs Of An Imperfect Angel is a story of a young girl growing up in the Middle East going through physical and mental abuse while trying to maintain her sanity, survive & take car of her little brother all while fighting wars in her country and in her home. At once humorous and disturbing, The Memoirs Of An Imperfect Angel is a coming of age story about hope, survival and determination. It is the story of unconditional love a girl has for her family despite the struggles presented by her struggled childhood and youth.

When Heaven and Hell's energies begin to deplete, they turn Earth into their backup plan—transforming it into a deadly game show divided into thousands of sectors, each managed by demons and angels. Humans are granted abilities and forced to participate in survival games, unknowingly serving as entertainment while their population is culled to make room for their supernatural overlords. Enter Jin Park, a broke college student whose "useless" power to see people's information (names, stats, and abilities) seems like a death sentence in this new world. But beneath his nervous quips and self-deprecating humor lies an undiscovered talent: he can copy others' abilities by meeting specific conditions and even merge them into unique combinations—though the results aren't always what he expects. As Jin stumbles through increasingly dangerous games, making unlikely allies and discovering the dark truth behind Heaven and Hell's grand scheme, he must decide: will he use his growing powers to simply survive, or will he fight to reclaim Earth from its divine and demonic puppet masters?

"Ruins of Tomorrow" After being abruptly thrown into a post-apocalyptic, devastated world, Kazuki, a regular high school student, learns that survival calls for more than just bravery-it also calls for strategy, sacrifice, and trust. Kazuki, who has no recollection of how or why he got there, must make his way through a broken world full of hideous animals, diminishing supplies, and the ruins of a once-thriving society. Kazuki discovers signs of a larger plan as he tries to adjust, one that suggests his existence in this world is anything than coincidental. Kazuki must develop from an inexperienced teenager into a resourceful leader while juggling humorous times with the harsh realities of survival and facing both internal and external threats. Kazuki must choose between surviving and rebuilding amid the Ruins of Tomorrow in a world where hope is limited, alliances are brittle, and the distinction between humanity and survival is hazy.

Shiloh had decided he had enough of his dreadful homeworld. He hid aboard a ship and left the planet behind, hoping to find something far away worth his time. Unfortunately, the ship stumbled into a battle between two warring planetary factions. Shiloh takes the escape pod to the nearest planet, Nuvkaw, only to find the conditions aren’t any nicer than those back home. Armed with a cheap blaster, a ship computer in his comm device, impact shields, and years of experience dealing with harsh planet conditions, Shiloh must find a way to thrive in his new home. An adventure of action, humor, love, regicide, and horror. This diary will serve as our guide should we ever find ourselves in similar conditions. Content warnings: This story contains descriptions and implications of events and themes that may be inappropriate for younger audiences. Reader Discretion Advised. Set to 18+.