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Cursed Bride Of The Damned Vampire King

"I can't be your meal..." Jacquelyn pleaded, trying to reason with the man who was supposedly her husband. His grin widened, curling into a mischievous smile, revealing his razor-sharp fangs. "And why is that?" he asked. Jacquelyn knew she had to use her brain with this one. "I am your wife... you can't eat me," she said, hoping to appeal to whatever humanity was left in him. "Makes it even better," was his cold response. Jacquelyn's legs trembled; she couldn't think of any culture or tradition where it was acceptable for a husband to eat his own wife. "And...." "And?" He prompted, with an encouraging sweet smile. "And I'm wet..." -------- Long, long ago, when Creatures of the Night ruled supreme and stood at the top of the food chain, a princess, Jacquelyn Avignon lived in the isolated part of the palace. Away from humans and even her own family. Cursed, they said. Queen killer, they called her. Bad omen, they crowned her. Until she was sent to be the bride of the Vampire King. A vampire king who enjoys his own peace and twisted sense of humor. Living life as the supreme sovereign, finds a princess who knows nothing about his supremacy at his doorstep, claiming to be his little wife. What happens when a cursed princess, afraid of blood, desperate to be with her family and to be loved back, crashes into the peaceful world of a vampire king? Her first target, turn her husband into a vegetarian. What about when Jacquelyn realizes that the world around her is more than just sunshine and good sleep but that hell is empty and the devils are here... in human form? She has to watch her back! For fans of; Forbidden love, dark fantasy, ancient curses and prophecy, strong willed and resilient female leads, grey men, dark humor, betrayals, marked mates, and star-crossed love, this book is for you. Other works by the same author: 1. Kitanna (Completed) 2. A Royal Mismatch: The Trouble With Prince Charming (Spin-off of Kitanna, Completed) 3. The Hitman's Sunshine (Completed)
Pluma_W143 · 243.2K Views

Sang Seniman Bela Diri yang Beralih Menjadi Konglomerat Film

[Industri Hiburan + Wanita Utama yang Kuat + Cerita Menarik + Identitas Tersembunyi] Pemimpin Muda Sekte Tang, Tang Shu, yang mahir dalam Teknik Racun dan Senjata Tersembunyi, telah tertransmigrasi dan menjadi pendatang baru tingkat 18, debut sebagai aktris pendukung. Setelah acara variety show disiarkan: Haters: "Aku sebenarnya menganggap Tang Shu itu cukup menggemaskan. Ada yang salah dengan aku?" Ketika Lembaga Penelitian Teknik Mesin Nasional mengumumkan: Miss Tang adalah konsultan penelitian kunci yang kami tunjuk. Haters: "Apa????" Ketika seorang ahli pengobatan Tiongkok yang berwibawa mengungkapkan selama wawancara: Pengembangan jenis obat baru sangat berhutang pada Tang Shu. Haters: "Bukankah ini terlalu kebetulan?" Ketika Departemen Restorasi Porselen dengan terang-terangan menyatakan: Tidak ada yang melebihi Tang Shu dalam bidang restorasi porselen dan kaligrafi serta lukisan. Haters: "Apakah lotus putih ini menjadi sedikit terlalu memabukkan?" Ketika seorang big V Weibo dengan jutaan penggemar tanpa sengaja menunjukkan wajahnya selama siaran langsung... Para haters semua menyatakan bahwa pikiran mereka terpukau! *** Jing Yu, anak kesayangan surga, selalu mempunyai cengkeraman besi dan karir yang sukses sampai— dia bertemu dengan Tang Shu. Di dalam bioskop, setelah menonton empat atau lima film berturut-turut, dia menyadari orang yang duduk di sebelahnya tidak berubah, menikmati popcorn dengan sangat lahap. Tenggorokan Jing Yu bergerak sedikit; wanita ini sedang merayunya. Berhadapan di sebuah kedai kopi, dia secara acak mengeluarkan sedotan dua sisi dan meletakkannya di cangkirnya. Mata Jing Yu merah; wanita ini pasti sedang merayunya!
Rain Chen Zhenzhen · 49.1K Views

Miss Not so Typical: Consider me Humored (GL)

Ginny Green, an aromantic nerd, accidentally slept with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell, but she can't remember. ** Ginny Green is an aromantic nerd who only believes that love only exists in movies and novels, but still wishes to find that special someone even though she's thinking that it's impossible. After she got drunk at a party, she found herself tangled in bed with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell. Persephone Campbell is an extremely attractive, charismatic, misjudged individual due to her wealthy background. Deemed by the people as coldhearted and a snob, but she's totally the opposite. She fell in love with Ginny after their faithful night together and would love to start a relationship with her. But there is a problem, Ginny is aromantic and doesn't want to be in a relationship with anyone. Now, Persephone is on a mission to make the aromantic nerd fall in love with her. ** "You're not going to run away and walk out of this room and pretend that this didn't happen, are you?" In every accidental one-night stand, of course, that thought is not an option anymore. Embrace each other at night like long-time lovers, and in the morning, shrug off every memory like it never happened. That's always been the case. And of course, that was Ginny's initial plan after assessing the situation. But looking at Persephone's threatening, yet smiling face, she knows well how screwed up she was. Let's just laugh first. "N-no, I wasn't thinking of that at all." "Good." Persephone smiled, satisfied with her answer. She gingerly moves closer to Ginny, wrapping both of her arms around her waist. Ginny can't seem to utter a single word. Seeing a naked Persephone in front of her was... was... was - she doesn't even have any words to describe it. ** OTHER STORIES: Too Gay for You: You Give me Heart Eyes (GL) Join the discord: https://discord.gg/mCBYVgW8MH
talesofheaven · 182.5K Views

Jodohku di Pesantren Darussalam

Titah, gadis manis berambut panjang, dan Daffa, pemuda tampan dengan senyum menawan, sama-sama dikirim orang tua mereka ke Pesantren Darussalam di Yogyakarta. Awalnya, pertemuan mereka diwarnai dengan perdebatan kecil. Titah, yang dikenal cerdas dan sedikit tomboy, seringkali beradu argumen dengan Daffa, yang kalem namun memiliki prinsip kuat. Perdebatan mereka seringkali menjadi tontonan santri lain, diselingi gelak tawa. Mereka seperti kucing dan anjing yang tak pernah akur. Suatu hari, saat mengikuti kegiatan bakti sosial di desa terpencil, Titah dan Daffa terjebak hujan deras. Mereka berlindung di sebuah gubuk kecil, hanya berdua. Di tengah guyuran hujan dan suasana yang hening, mereka berbagi cerita. Titah menceritakan mimpi dan cita-citanya, sementara Daffa mengungkapkan keraguan dan kegelisahannya. Di saat itulah, benih-benih cinta mulai tumbuh di antara mereka. Perlahan, ejekan dan pertengkaran mereka berganti dengan senyum dan tatapan penuh arti. Cinta mereka tumbuh subur di lingkungan pesantren yang penuh kedamaian. Mereka saling mendukung dan menyemangati dalam menuntut ilmu. Daffa yang awalnya terlihat kaku, menjadi lebih terbuka dan humoris di hadapan Titah. Titah pun belajar untuk lebih lembut dan pengertian. Mereka menghabiskan waktu bersama, belajar bersama, dan menjalani ibadah bersama. Setelah menyelesaikan pendidikan di pesantren, orang tua Titah dan Daffa yang telah lama mengamati hubungan mereka, mengadakan pertemuan. Ternyata, kedua keluarga sudah lama saling mengenal dan menganggap cocok menjodohkan Titah dan Daffa. Pernikahan mereka pun digelar dengan khidmat, diiringi doa restu dari keluarga dan para santri. Kehidupan rumah tangga Titah dan Daffa dipenuhi dengan kasih sayang dan kebahagiaan. Mereka sama-sama berjuang membangun keluarga kecil yang harmonis. Tuhan pun menganugerahkan tiga orang anak yang lucu dan menggemaskan. Titah menjadi ibu rumah tangga yang teladan, sementara Daffa menjadi suami dan ayah yang bertanggung jawab. Kisah cinta mereka menjadi legenda di Pesantren Darussalam, kisah tentang dua insan yang awalnya saling berseberangan, akhirnya menemukan jodoh dan kebahagiaan sejati.
Titahkesumaward · 11.4K Views
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