Ugly Jokes

She, the world's chief doctor of the 21st century, the legendary overlord of the medical world, was killed and her soul transmigrated… She, the useless miss of the Windcloud Empire, was ugly, silly, and obsessed! She died in her own sister and fiancé's hands… When she reopened her eyes again, she had the soul of the strong but the body of the weak… When she became her, her fate would be rewritten and a miracle would appear… This was a story of a two-faced person meeting another two-faced person. With pure hearts, they would end up together.

On her wedding day, Qian Sisi found out that her husband was the man from that night, and she was dumbstruck, "Why is it you?" Bai Dashao responded with a shallow smile, his cunning calmness apparent, "Of course, I had to inspect the goods before marrying a wife!" To avoid marital duties after the wedding, she disfigured her little face more than once, proudly declaring, "Look, I'm so ugly." "No problem! I'm blind!" the man answered, effortlessly scooping up the woman and tightly enfolding her in his arms, "You can be even uglier, ugly enough so no one will compete with me for you!"

I'm gonna say this now this book is mainly a comedy fantasy series so it's more like a mix of konosuba and boondocks. there will be harsh language and corny jokes you have been warned. The story will be following a group of adventurers on there day to day adventure and mission. in the group we have a hot vampire that loves to act like she's rich and spends off the groups money. a tomboy werewolf girl who loves eating to much food and some random op human ( he's black) that as to keep the group feed and a roof over there heads. that's the basic run down hope you enjoy.

Waking up in a new world, the protagonist realizes he's landed in a genuine magical fantasy realm full of wonders—and deadly dangers. Just yesterday, he was an ordinary university graduate celebrating the end of his studies at a lively party. But today, he's a newcomer in a mysterious world ruled by three powerful academies, each led by a great mage. Things take an even stranger turn when he acquires a unique Trolling System! Its mission? Drive these mages to madness! However, there’s one significant problem—it’s not just a joke. The great mages are powerful, dangerous, and won't tolerate being mocked. If the hero isn't careful, he'll become ashes faster than he can say, "It’s just a prank!" Can he survive, balancing the leveling of his strength, jokes on the edge of life and death, and dangerous enemies who fail to appreciate his sense of humor? Or will he become the first person ever to drive the great mages to rage—and live to tell the tale?

As a joke, Fall chose to create a girl character in an old open world game with the class of Card Master, But that joke soon turned into a large reality. Fall now as his female avatar Fell is transported to the game world similar to that of the game but it has completely different rules and events. What is more concerning was that he was a girl, a Loli with a relatively small hitbox, watch him or should I say her as she survives her new reality and make friends along the way of her long journey and she will find out the lore she created for her character came true.

I am Racist. … I mean, my name is Racis T. I was a stand-up comedian. The flop kind. The type who only got laughs when someone else was roasting him. One night, I was doing a gig at a shady, run-down bar—the kind where tattooed bikers drink motor oil for breakfast. I went in with my usual dark humor, but my jokes were getting the same reaction as my dating profile: complete silence. That didn’t sit right with my inner artist, who was already starving to death. So I did what any committed comedian would—I went darker. Turns out, one of my jokes (or all of them?) triggered a guy so hard that he pulled a trigger. Headshot. Instant death. But hey, look at this: A guy got triggered, so he pulled the trigger. That’s wordplay. But who cares? I’m dead anyway. All I wanted was a successful show, people laughing, and maybe a few girls swooning over my wit. I never cared about money. The millions I’d have made would have gone to charity—specifically, 0.001% of it. See? I’m generous like that. Anyway, death is death. My story should’ve ended there. But… if there is an afterlife, I had a simple wish: become a successful comedian, find a loving wife, and have just enough money to afford three meals a day… and maybe a humble little private yacht. Or a jet. But that’s it. Because, like I said, I don’t care about money. Unfortunately, wishes don’t work that way. Because, well—there was an afterlife. And it was absolutely not what I wished for. ——— ——— ——— Gib Money - ko-fi.com/khyaal Join My Discord For Reference Arts and much more - https://discord.gg/zmUcswM2N5

"I think am in love with Ishtar's husband," Nadia Browne said suddenly, and it sounded like a joke to her best friend Sonia.

‘I must entertain the masses.’ This was Jester’s lifelong goal. After leading 12 different lives as a Hero, King, Sage, Jester, and more, all he wanted was to mock the king and his court. Unfortunately for him, his majesty didn’t appreciate his vicious jokes. Jester died, trying to flee for his life. But death wasn’t the end for him. For his 13th and last life, he triggered the Archetype System and reincarnated in a world of magic and perils. [This is your last life. Don’t waste it!] [Welcome to the world of Archetypes!] Soon, players from Earth would flood into his new world. But even players won't escape from his clutches! Even people from the Earth will be tamed!

Gen Nanami has always been bullied for being ugly and fat. With constant suffering, he goes to bed one night brooding about those who bullied him. He wakes up and to his surprise, he finds a handsome, toned, chiseled jaw, sculpted Greek god of a man. He decides to take advantage of his new life and make those that bullied him pay. R18. ONGOING! NEW CHAPTERS 1-2 TIMES A WEEK

Oleander has always been an quite and upright person. one day she gets entangled in something... mysterious.... Will she be able to stay an upright person even after witnessing the ugly side of the world? Will she able to escape a world filled with fantasy that sometimes resembles a nightmare?

Jian rue gazed back at the ugly gray alien while stumbling and running. he clumsily tossed a stone at it "Fuck just leave me alone!!!" Suddenly a warm pair of hand grabbed his waist and tossed him over a study shoulder. "Xing yu!! let me down! you fucker!!! The said man chuckled and playfully smacked his butt. "Honey, I'm saving your life~" "I had it under control. Now, let me go!" Jian rue bit his shoulders hard until the sweet taste of blood filled his mouth. "Hiss.. baby, you're making me hard~" Jian rue froze. "W-why are you following me! why me.." Xing yu stopped running, and with a swing of his sword, the ugly tentacle alien was slayed. He gentnly pulled him down and hugged him close. Peering into his eyes, he smirked, "Because you are my betrothed,"

Sophia Akira, was popular as best-known fan-fic writer. She was childhood nemesis with Liam Tatsuya. Their hatred for each other was just a excuse why they argue and disagree with each other. Below the cower excuse of competition their love and trust for each other was unstoppable... Their love for each other was began in their high school days eventually creating high school love story but it doesn't stop there!!! their love went on to their camps days. Despite the problem they eventually continued to love each other forever!!

It pays to look like the undead, when the paranoid emperor holds all first born nobles hostage in the Royal Academy. Particularly when the promiscuous crown prince treats the place as his own personal harem. That's why the infamous royal recluse, Lord Patric Siccus, doesn't mind that he looks like a dehydrated goblin, or that his eyes bulge out when he's too excited, and how his mouth fills up the rest of his face when he tries to smile. He went there for the library, after all. ___________________ !!! DISCLAIMER !!! This novel is a work of fiction. Any similarity to events, people, objects or places both real or fiction, are merely the product of an overactive imagination, unless specified. Copyright 2024 Gem Vecino All rights reserved No part of this online publication or any of its contents may be reproduced, copied, modified or adapted in any way, form, or kind without the prior written consent of the author, Gem Vecino - aka - Alex Rosas - aka - Psynoid Al.

Do deities play practical jokes on mortals? My new life in a new world is gratifying, so far, but I can't help but wonder why. There are no men and these women are ridiculous. One all-female race after another, in this part of the world, at least. Amazons, Elves, and Fairies; each with strange quirks and bizarre personalities. I keep collecting more of them as I try to carve out a place for myself in this world. Author's Notes: I intend this to be a lighthearted comedy, as well as a fun and intriguing power fantasy. I won't write anything disturbing, and I will make it as funny as I can.

Draven Craftlock was a serial killer who lived for the thrill of the hunt—until a freak accident and a bolt of divine lightning sent him straight to his death. But instead of eternal damnation, he wakes up in a bizarre new reality… as a single drop of blood. Turns out, God has a twisted sense of humor. Stripped of his physical form and bound by three divine rules that prevent him from mindlessly slaughtering his way to the top, Draven now has to find a way to survive in a world of magic, monsters, and gods who see him as nothing more than a mistake to be erased. But he’s not alone—Emma, an eldritch, reality-bending clown, has been assigned to “watch over him” (read: mock him relentlessly). With his instincts still sharp, his bloodthirsty nature barely contained, and his new reality stacked against him, Draven is ready to play the game. If he can’t kill outright, he’ll just have to get creative. After all, rules were made to be broken… right?

I was always the typical prankster, but Akira never reacted like the others. Instead of getting angry, she always smiled, and over time, that smile stopped being my target and became the thing I wanted to protect the most.

Hey, people. The name's Mark, but for you — MadMarks. They say they've cobbled together a book about my life. A decent one, no fluff or sob stories. Twenty years old, AK in my hands, and zero friends offline — just matches, training, and the journey from noob to pro player. Reality? That's when I walk out between matches to grab pizza. The rest of the time I'm where reflexes and skill matter, not showing off or mommy's money. What's inside? Harsh jokes, tactics pushed to the limit, me yelling at teammates, crushing opponents, and climbing the tournament ladder. You're either in the know and will laugh at every line, or you'll finally discover why we stare at monitors for hours. And if you're lucky — you'll understand what it's like when thousands of people watch your victories and fails. GG, easy game.

The cards all contain a mystery, and a mystery is always something very dark and enchanting. There are people who want to know their fate, and there are people who are just curious. In general, the cards don't like to be teased and they don't know what to joke about. Sometimes there are some things, it's best not to know too much. So the card you chose, what is it?

Shen Yue, an ugly girl that everyone despises, they treated her like thrash because she wasn't only ugly, her face was half burned and half had scars. What happens when she transmigrated into the modern world and becomes a beauty, a rare gem which everyone would bow to. and of course her enemy which is the prince turns out to have a marriage contract with him. Will she fall in love with him? And unknown to both of them she is the god of lightning who was sent down to earth because she rebelled against the seven heavens. What would happen if the heavens want to take her back, will she leave her husband and go back to her real world?. ***** Read other books of mine: Romance of princess and demon Forbidden love :The maid and werewolf. Contact me at: Email: olarewajuzenny@gmail.com Fb:Liz zenny Instagram:zenny0014..

Joren "Horen" Vierei has an intimidating appearance. In compensation, he has developed a kind heart: helping people in need, gentle to his surroundings, and always wore a kind smile. Everything was normal until, one random day, a voice entered his head. [Congratulations, you are qualified to receive the Thug System. Do you want to accept? Yes is the only answer.] "Huh? What the-" [Initiating transition. Joren Vierei is now a Level 1 Underling.] Follow Joren as he got abducted by a secret society after determining that he is an [Abnormal], bringing him into a fantasy school full of magicians and mythical creatures. Encounter bizarre situations and figure how Joren will get out of the unwanted life he was forced to have. * This novel includes heavy profanities, dirty jokes, and reduces your chances of going to heaven.

The Earth as you know it is over. Mysterious beings called Spirits are looking for their Emissaries. You can trust no one in this apocalyptic world. Anything can happen at anytime. Laws of Physics are a joke now. Can our heroes survive and uncover the secrets of the universe?

Rockwood seems normal from a distance, but it couldn't be further from the truth. When up close, the town is as ugly as it can get. The outbreak of Zed-34 has ruined the lives of many around the entire world by infecting people with the disease through contact of blood. As a result of Zed-34, the infected are to become trapped within their own bodies, completely catatonic. It isn't until Ashley Winter has her Zed-34 vaccine, that her life begins to turn... strange. The fight to survive and taking back control couldn't be more vital.

The door slammed. I did not know what to do. I try to quite my breathe as I hear the sound of hoofed steps stirring through the darkness of the halls. I didn't mean for this to happen, it was expose to be for a laugh or two, but now there was no laughing to be heard. - Hello future reader, this is the author! This story is something I wanted to do for fun, so there will most likely not be any regular uploads of chapters, but I hope you'll enjoy my work! - Happy reading!

Three teenagers being reincarnated into a fantasy world, a joke fantasy adventure based off a DnD campaign between good friends.

In a fascinating world of Archia, people are born with mana/magic and they can use their mana after they make a pact with a spirit in the forest of life. Each person can have one of the five types of spirits, fire, earth, water, air and space. Our FL Cassandra Von Bonbourte is the first princess of Galendale kingdom and one and only in the whole kingdom who didn't receive any spirit, she was called bad luck, cursed ones who brings disasters to the people around her. She was sent away in an abandoned palace where she spent her child to young adult life until she was called back to marry the crown prince of Asterlayham empire, biggest and the most powerful empire who is rumoured to be super ugly and fat. 1. What her life would be in a foreign land where everything is unknown ? 2. Will her husband really is as ugly and fat as rumoured described ? 3. What secrets she will unlock about herself that are hidden deep in ? 4. And who are those people that are after her life ? [ stay with me to find out ] THINGS THAT MIGHT INTEREST YOU ABOUT THIS BOOK 1. FANTASY WORLD : first of all, this story is based in a where everyone can use magic, has cute fairy like spirits, monsters, demons etc. 2. COOL, STRONG FL : as the FL was fend off to live on her own when she was young, she became independent and strong. She is determined type and knows how to do things right.( well, most of the time) 3. FLUFFY, SILLY ROMANCE : well! both main characters are dumb when it comes to love. One is a cry baby and other one is his nanny, one is shy and easily gets embarrass type and another is straightforward and sharp, one is a over thinker and another is also an over thinker. 4. Truck- load of DRAMAS : all the drama lovers, this could be your book as it is filled with them. 5. GOOD AMOUNT OF ROMCOM : you like misunderstandings, confusion and funny scenarios in stories, you should give it a shot. #. I will be uploading every two days.

Minami has always been painfully aware of her appearance. With her wild hair, rough features, and a face that makes people turn away, she has long accepted her title as "the ugly sister." It doesn’t help that her older brother, Kazuya, is the complete opposite—tall, effortlessly handsome, and admired by everyone. But if there’s one thing Minami hates more than her reflection, it’s Kazuya’s teasing. What starts as his usual playful torment takes an unexpected turn one night when he kisses her on the cheek, claiming she’s not ugly in his eyes. Flustered and determined to forget, Minami brushes it off as just another of his tricks. But Kazuya doesn’t let go so easily. His teasing grows more relentless, his words more affectionate, and his actions dangerously close to something she can’t ignore. Yet, beneath their complicated bond lies a secret neither dares to confess. They are not truly siblings. Both Kazuya and Minami know this, but Kazuya don't know that Minami knows. And beyond that hidden truth, an even deeper one lingers—one neither can admit. Kazuya loves her. Minami loves him. But love is the least of Kazuya’s worries. He is no ordinary man—he is a half-vampire, an anomaly that defies nature. A being who has conquered both the brilliance of day and the shadows of night, neither human nor monster, yet stronger than both. In the history of mankind and vampires alike, none have ever matched his power. And Minami’s face—her so-called hideous curse—is just that: a curse. One placed upon her long ago, cruel and unrelenting. Kazuya’s only goal is to break it, to give her back the beauty stolen from her. But will he succeed before she learns the truth? And if she does—if she finally sees herself through his eyes—will they ever be able to cross the fragile line between siblings and something far more dangerous? A story of self-worth, forbidden love, and the mysteries that bind them together.

[Ugly-duckling Transformation, weak to strong] The destitute young miss of the Ling family was weak, had lowly qualifications, was ugly and frequently bullied. In the end, she was pushed into the freezing river by her so-called love rival. However, when she opened her eyes once again, her gaze was cold yet captivating! Everything had changed drastically! When her ugly looks faded, she became a peerless beauty. When she displayed her graceful bearing and talent, it was blinding and earth-shattering! I'm a foodie and I'm proud of it. I have a venomous tongue to infuriate people to death, but I won’t compensate with my life. All the handsome men would give their all just to make her smile, which provoked his desire to dominate and possess her. However, in the end, was it him who dominated her…

Yang Hao was a mortal with no hope of becoming a warrior. On top of that, he was betrayed by his personal guard and left in a dangerous forest to be devoured by beasts. However, he was fortunate to encounter two women—one fat and the other skinny. They offered to help him escape the forest and become stronger, but in exchange, he had to engage in dual cultivation with one of them. Yang Hao decided to accept their offer. His life mattered more, and he suspected these women were not ordinary but powerful. It also seemed they were hiding something from him. --- I hope you read at least five chapters before reviewing. --- There is No NTR and Yuri in the Novel

Due to rejection of the heart donated by her ex-boyfriend, she married him and supported him with her own blood for two years. After the rejection disappeared, he unexpectedly filed for divorce. She readily agreed and left, revealing to him how he gotten the heart. When he learned the truth, he was furious and disgusted with her. Five years later, she pretended to be dead and returned with their child, disguised as an ugly nanny...

'Of course, I am pretty and admired by many Even pacifists line up to prey Furthermore, I am ugly, look close behind my smile you will see a tongue rich in decay' Such a wonderful mind he has! She is very lucky to have met someone like him - it goes both ways. No, it is not a love story, it is way more beautiful than that.