Facefuck Puke

"If you intended to die anyway, don't die quietly like a pussy! Go out in a fucking blaze of glory!" That was the statement that changed my world forever. I was a loser in life. I died and got reincarnated into a Revenant. Revenants were people who defended the living from the dead. In exchange for a second life, they had one task and were blessed with one cheat ability. The task? To kick as much zombie ass as possible. Unfortunately, my cheat just made me "Rewind". It didn't give me super strength, speed or the ability to fly. Hell, it didn't even give me a way to fight! Without any way to kill zombies, I nearly died on my first day on the job! Back then I remember crying and puking all over the place like a little bitch. But while I started out like a little bitch, I didn't stay one. Dying full of regrets changed me you see. So much so that I made a promise. I refused to repeat my mistakes when I was human. Reborn as a Revenant, I will never bow down to anyone ever again. Unfortunately, these Revenant bastards were old school. Like they hacked zombies with swords and all that crap old school. As a man born in the USA, I saw no reason why I needed to follow their outdated way of thinking. The modern world had the superpower of gun powder and lead. So instead of swords, I came after every zombie I saw with guns. Like countries in the middle east, I proceeded to blow the motherfuckers to kingdom come. And surprisingly because of "Rewind", I found out I could never run out of ammunition. $200 for each kill. Hefty bonus for each area of hell liberated. What scared normal people shitless suddenly allowed me to earn millions every day. The richer I got the more "Freedom" I could unleash! Mortars, tanks, air strikes to even nukes. Backed by modern science and technology, I slowly but surely drove the undead back. Along the way, I met and saved seven heavenly beauties. And all of them fell in love with me. They were a little obsessive, scratch that, they were all fucking insane. My precious harem was comprised of nothing but Yanderes in every sense of the word. Still, I would willingly burn the entire world for any of them. For when I called, only my battle harem answered. And that was even before I learned of another secret. Exchanging bodily fluids with my girls gave me their cheats. Suddenly, in contrast to every Revenant in the world who only had one, I alone wielded eight. One from each girl plus my own. And so unfolded my 2nd life. Which eventually became my legend. Who am I you ask? I was born as John Smith. But these days not even my girls use that name. Both on Earth and in Hell everyone else just calls me Limitless. And I am the Strongest Revenant. *************************** Author Notes: Harem size: 7 | No NTR | No Yuri | No Grape Novel Focus: Action, Adventure, Urban Fantasy, Reincarnation, Dark, Weak to Strong, Battle Harem, Beautiful Heroines, YANDERE Heroine, Military, Loyal Subordinates, Kingdom Building, War, Politics, Conspiracies, Overpowered, Face Slapping, Tragedy, Character Development, Multiple POVs, Betrayal, Alternate Realities, Demons, Zombies, Superpowers, Tower Climbing, Tower Defense, Wish fulfillment. I have paid for and own the copyrights to both the cover and character images. Official Discord link https://discord.gg/7yxSzd3szy, See you there!

In the third week of dating Finley Garcia, Victoria Young overheard him yapping: "That so - called true - born daughter the Young family dug up ain't got no love from 'em. I'm just messing around with her, for kicks." "Back when Victoria first strutted her stuff back into the Young family, she had a wicked allergic reaction to pineapple on day one. And it was her two older bros who pulled that stunt on purpose, just to show her who's boss." Victoria didn't waste a second and dumped Finley flat. She also cut all the strings tied to the Young family. Finley didn't give a hoot. Victoria was just a washed - up rich chick that nobody would give two cents for. He was dead sure she'd come crawling back to him sooner or later. But then, news hit the streets that she'd tied the knot with another dude. Finley lost his marbles. He guzzled booze until he puked blood and banged on her door like a madman, his eyes all red and wild, hollering, "Vicky, dump that guy and let's get back together..." Well, he sure didn't see this coming. When the door swung open, there was this big - shot guy with major swagger. His collar was a bit loose, and he had some real suggestive red marks on his neck. The guy snarled, "You got a death wish or something? Try messing with my wife again and see what happens."

[Warning: Mature content, R-18, Sexually explicit content.] LISTEN UP, YOU THIRSTY DEGENERATES! YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THIS SH*T? Forget all that watered-down, fairy-tale bullsht you’ve been spoon-fed. You still here? Well, guess what—you’re about to step into a world where the only rule is to fck sht up and survive. You got demons crawling out of hell and humans so degenerates, they’d trade their own mother for a shot at power. This ain’t no noble quest, it’s a f*cking bloodbath—and you better be ready to get drenched in it. Here’s what you’re about to dive into: • Demons so fine seductive they’ll make you forget what’s right or wrong—who cares when evil looks this damn sexy? • Humans? Hah! They’re more fcked up than the demons! You think they’re the good guys? Guess again, dipsh*t. They’re here to carve out their own slice of hell, and they don’t care whose throat they gotta slit to do it. • Battles so savage, you’ll be choking on blood—if you’re lucky. If you ain’t? You’ll be crawling through the mud, beggin’ for someone to finish you off. Spoiler: They won’t. • Lust? This ain’t romance, you dumb fck. This is raw, filthy, boner-breaking need. Warriors in the heat of battle, ready to fck or kill, sometimes both. And trust me, they don’t care if you watch. "Holy sh*t, I don’t know who’s worse—the demons or the humans!" — Some pervert who thought he was ready for this trash fire. THINK THAT’S IT? HELL NO, YOU DIRTY BASTARD! • Twists so fcking brutal they’ll rip your soul out and use it for target practice. • Choices so fcked up you’ll wish you never had to make ‘em—but guess what? Nobody cares what you wish for, bitch. • A world so black, so hopeless, even the demons are lookin’ for an exit—and there ain’t one, motherf*cker. FINAL WARNING: This ain’t a story for the weak, the clean, or the sane. We got gut-wrenching violence, straight-up vulgar dirty f*cking, and choices that’ll make you puke. If you ain’t down to get your soul violated, turn around and get the f*ck out. This is the point of no return. #DemonsWantBloodAndAss #WuxiaWithZeroF*cks #MoralityIsForTheDead #ThisIsYourNewHell Disclaimer: This story will ruin you. Side effects include sleepless nights, uncontrolled boners, and the overwhelming urge to f*ck, fight, and die all at once. Proceed if you got the balls for it—or not. Cover Art AI Generated.

Being born without a system was a true disgrace, especially when your father and mother are one of the top ten strongest people on Earth. But even still they stood by you. But the day his mother died mysteriously was the day his life tumbled down. framed for his mother's death, Samin was tortured for eight good years without an end in sight, until the day his father finally sent him out if his family. Casted and alone in a world where those without a system are treated as puke, something to be disgusted about and packed away. Samin didn't put his head down. he vowed fro the day the world would wish to be next to him. next to puke, but he would deny them all. The day they would beg at his feet and the day he kills the one who ended his mother's life. as Samin made that vow, he unknowingly challenges the forces behind the scenes of the universe and the big scheme of the DMU. would Samin survive the advent struggle for power and overcome the scheme of the universe. or would he just fall like the ones who tries before him. Find out, in SHS (SHadowed Son) __----------+------------------&------------ #100 power stones = 3 extra chapters. # 10 power stones = 1 extra chapter. # gift worth 300 coins before chapter 15= begin paying for chapters at chapter 70 not chapter 25.

" you drew stars around my scars now I'm bleeding"__ Abigail Ratchford _____ Being raised in the Ratchford mansion not allowed to see the outside world . and known as the emperor's pampered daughter.turning twenty she's made to marry the golden son of the Anderson family.unknown to her about the cold dark eyes watching her from her , watching her every move . Who would have known the day she turned twenty was the day her sweet pampered life turned upside down ____ She opened the door with a bang as herr gaze fell on a horrid sight . It wasost trenchous thing she have ever seen , she felt like puking. It smelt so bad . Lost in her thought her gaze fell on two bodies her eyes shrank as she rushed in . She stumbled back in fear . Her gaze fell at her father's headless body and his head rolled across the room. Her mother was drenched in her own pool of blood . Her wedding dress was stained in blood not realizing when she tried to touch the body wondering if it was just her imagination. She wanted to scream as her eyes staired at the face , her mother's eyes were rolled backward, her lips ashened and her lips parted slightly. A hand cover her mouth as all the scream turned to mumble. A strange scent of tobacco waft into her nose . Her mind clouded with fear and confusion . " Long time no see miss Abigail Ratchford _missed me ?" She heard him chuckle from behind . It took a few second to recognize the familiar voice behind her . As her eyes flashed in horror.it couldn't be ? ..wasn't he dead ? ___ keep reading shadow and bones

Growing up surrounded by death, Scotch Deadeye never expected anything good from life. And for his entire life. He didn't. But that's only counting his first life as a Gunslinger After having an encounter with a ROB(Random Omnipotent Being) after bleeding to death from multiple bullet wounds in a lethal stand against his previous right hand man with the aid of the government. The Gunslinger decides on a path to redemption in his new life that was given too him the people of this world all have a trait called a "deform", a literal deformation on there body that gives them a power relating to it, for instance someone born with burn scars can manipulate fire, someone that has pure black eyes can see in the dark and someone that has green oily pores all over there body can puke at will. Since not all people get cool powers. Watch this Gunslinger from legend's try to redeem himself in a superpowered sci-fi wonderland

What do you think would happen when a mean and cranky bitch was suddenly thrown into a new world with no fault of her own? At least that is what she chose to believe. A new world where she would be dubbed as a “Villainess". The hardest to impress and scariest judge on the national talent search show, ‘The Dreamer’ had now transmigrated to an old historical world.  One with no internet, no cell phone and worst of all no women's rights!  A strong-willed woman who had an opinion about everything was now stuck in a land where her thoughts did not matter. Not only did she have to live her new life, adapting and mending her ways to survive in this world but also she had to do it in the body of a mere child? ------ "You think that by dropping me in this backward ass world, I'm going to approve of your work?" A young Yvonne yelled as she stared at the bright morning sky. "Dream on!" She flipped her middle finger and walked away with her head held high. The God watching her from high up in the sky almost puked blood when he saw her disrespectful actions. 'Looks like my punishment wasn't enough!' He growled causing the clouds to darken and thunder to rumble in the skies. ____ Years later, "Just be a good girl and follow everything he says. You will belong to him after all." Said the woman who sat by her side, gently caressing her hands.  'What did this lady just say? Hmph... Yvonne St. Claire belongs to no one!'  Though her thoughts were rebellious, she still submissively nodded her head in agreement.  'Let's see who will belong to whom!' Yvonne lowered her head to hide the sparks of fury in her eyes. --- Come, witness Yvonne’s journey as she strives hard to dodge the obstacles that stand in her way of leading a normal and peaceful life. But will she be able to succeed when the heavens, particularly a certain God has different plans for her?

The chubby Qian Nuan was forced to break her engagement and became the laughing stock of the entire city. Even the peddlers on the streets and alleys made fun of her appearance and background. Her fiancé told her, “With your puffy face, you look like a pig. I feel like puking when I see your unshapely waist and love-struck expression. Let’s get a divorce! Don’t pester me in future!” Qiao Nuan sneered. “Fool.” In the end, Qiao Nuan successfully slimmed down and transformed into a stunningly beautiful goddess. Her fiance prepared the most romantic courtship ceremony for her and knelt on one knee in front of her. "Nuan Nuan, I was wrong in the past. Can you forgive me? I'm willing to give you the best in the world." Qiao Nuan looked down on him. "I've never hated you, so I can't really say that I'll forgive you, because you don't deserve it." Her fiancé flew into a rage out of humiliation. "Don't forget, you're just a good-for-nothing whom I've broken off my engagement with, and you even have a son who doesn't even know who his father is. Other than me, who else would want to marry you?" That night, an internationally renowned doctor said to her, "Miss Qiao, would you go on a date with me?" An international superstar with millions of fans told her, "All of you treat me like a prince charming, but do you know? Qiao Nuan is the goddess of my heart, the only goddess!" And that scary mafia who controlled everything also stood out, "My wife won't have to trouble you to jump out and propose marriage after marriage. Also, who said that my son's father is unknown?"

Amber is a young girl that has lived 2 lives. The first one is tragic and haunts her in her second life that she wants to live to the fullest yet the darkness somehow always appear wanting to swallow her and take away her happiness... Again. Yet she is always shameless and never scared of danger or any consequences of her actions ~Excerpt~ ‘Ugh! I just want to skip! God, why do you hate me so much! Nothing good ever happens when I try to do what I want.’ Amber whined inside her heart flopping half of her body on the desk with her snow-white wrists sticking out at the front of the desk. Her long silky Midnight-black hair covered most of her body But slid down her stunning face accentuating her small, delicate frame making her look like she was a doll because she looked so still yet beautiful and Ethereal catching everyone's attention. Amber felt everyone’s gaze on her so she propped her pointed chin on her knuckles smiling at everyone who became in a daze when they saw the doll become even more enchanting. “What? Is everyone here so infatuated with how perfect I look that they can't tear their gaze away from me?” Amber said with a provocative look. Everyone who heard her only thought of one sentence ‘Narcissistic Demon Goddess is too Shameless’ they all felt like puking blood from her shameless words. This the first time I have thought of publishing I hope you guys like it.

Kobi was an unfortunate but serious guy. His girlfriend mistook him for cheating and didn't have any desire to make-up. But after his persistent effort, she finally conceded and just when they were about to hit-it off again... he got transmigrated. And his golden finger requested a single thing in turn for sending him back... destruction of the world. But Kobi was a serious and kind man, one called an angel in human skin, so, he could never do such treachery. Hence he set out to destroy the world. His love for his sweetheart was earnest and pure... hence after his separation and finding himself in this hideous plot... he set out to gather his harem. He was a noble and charming warrior... hence he vowed to humiliate every enemy that dared to obstruct him! Filled so much with dignity that even Dignity begged him for some and so pure that he didn't know the S of shamelessness. He remained stoic as he appraised one beauty after another. He made the great elder devils beg him for some tips and the angels to puke blood. Gifted with his hax, and venemous tongue, he set out to gather power and conquer the world... all for his earnest goal to reunite with his sweetheart(s). A few of his noble quotes: "Have you ever seen the sun rise from the south? No? Of course! It's because I wake up in the east!" "When it comes to woman... I am blind! Hence... I follow the earnest motto of Every Hole Is A Goal!" "I don't seek the power to defeat my enemies... but only so little that I can humiliate them!" "When I was born... My father wished to name me Conqueror but my mother wanted to name me Divine... I vomited in loath and rebuked, 'Don't humiliate me, look, the sky has already etched my name on top of the clouds- Rizz nd Hax King'." *** The cover art belongs not to me! If the creator wishes to remove it, please contact me!!

"You need money and I need a wife, so deal or no deal? Lucian lazily asked ignoring the woman who was glaring at him as if wishing for him to drop dead at the moment "Just know it's a contract and nothing more!! Summer boomed "It is what it is, if not so urgent, I wouldn't consider a flat woman like you" Summer almost puked blood hearing him Flat woman? did he just say I'm flat?! She subconsciously looked down at her boobs and understood "What a spoilt unscrupulous man! She mumbled and Lucian's gaze darkened as he gripped her arm tight "What did you say? He demanded, his face gloomy.... ********* Summer Hales, a young woman with a complex past, found herself entangled in a web of responsibilities, dropping out of school to undertake multiple part-time jobs solely to alleviate the burden of her brother's escalating hospital bills. Her resilience was encapsulated in the phrase "Rudeness ain't only for the rich," as she navigated life with a blend of boldness and subtlety. In matters of the heart, Summer was paradoxical. She approached love with an unwavering commitment, yet harbored a devious edge when consumed by hatred. Behind her facade of courage, fearlessness, strength, and fierceness lay a vulnerability shielded from a world that had previously wounded her. "Never fall and keep tall" became her daily mantra, a testament to her determination not to succumb to vulnerabilities. On the other hand is Lucian Stuart, a formidable and emotionally guarded man in Los Angeles. He embodied power, disdain for love, and a reputation as a stern figure with a penchant for retribution against those who wronged him. Despite societal expectations and the call of circumstance, Lucian found himself in need of a wife, a notion at odds with his aversion to love and women. Fate, however, wove an unexpected narrative, pushing Summer and Lucian into a contractual alliance—a temporary marriage born out of necessity. The intriguing question now lingered in the air: Could love blossom between two individuals with starkly different perspectives on life and love? As Summer and Lucian navigated the complexities of their arrangement, the answer unfolded in the intricate dance of emotions, challenging preconceived notions and reshaping the contours of their lives.

"Nash darling, long time no see" Zoey kisses Nash's cheek. I feel the need to pull her by her hair. We might not be official but that doesn't mean he can give his attention to other women. He brought me here I'm supposed to be the center of his attention. "How are you?" Nash smiles. Like dude I'm still here and I've got nowhere to sit. "I've been great. We should catch up later tonight" Zoey runs her claws down his hard chest. I think I'm gonna puke if he takes her up on her offer. "Um-" he tries to say but she cuts him short. "This is your secretary right?" Zoey points at me. "Hi" I force myself to wave at her. Claire thought Nash was attractive but weird since day one. She'd catch him staring at her as if day dreaming about her. At first she thought he was a creep but his smile only made her heart race. She thought maybe he just likes me but out of nowhere he becomes this demanding mean boss who sleeps around which further complicates their work relationship. Just one kiss is all it takes to change things between them. She knows he's not the type to commit but for the life of her she can't seem to shut down her attraction for him and he uses that to his advantage. They do the cat and mouse game on a daily basis and as much as she loves the attention she knows it's not gonna last. Each day she knows she's losing the fight to resist him and that he's not going to give up till she's his. Her mother thinks she should quit her job and her best friend thinks she should avoid him and she's torn not knowing what step to take. Unknown to her there is a reason Nash hired her for that very job and when she finally discovers it she wants nothing to do with him. Will he be able to keep her from cutting ties with him or will he go the extra mile to make sure she doesn't distance herself.

"Long time no see pretty face." he leaned closer to my frozen state. "I somewhat missed you." When I thought I had nothing left to lose, life proved me wrong again, making me lose my mind. Aurelia Obayashi is a Japanese-American mafia. This story comprises of her and three other gangs which destroy the world in the dark. The story takes twists and turns until it pukes out the reality of Aurelia's fate and the truth of her destiny.

"Audrey, are you fine? You're sure you are not pregnant?" Mrs Baker asked her 17 year old daughter who just returned from the restroom the seventh time after puking, scrutinizing Audrey while laughing in bits creepily. ". Mom,. I really don't know what you are talking about. I can't be" Audrey shook her head while wiping her mouth with a tissue. "Sure. After those birth control pills you used" Mrs Baker accused and smiled at her daughter with a I'm not a fool look. Audrey kneels on the floor immediately,tears running down her cheek" Mom, I'm sorry. I didn't mean for it to happen this way. I was going to tell you" Mrs Baker answered her calmly like she knew nothing but deep down she was disappointed" Yes after you get an abortion done......... Audrey widened her mouth, surprised. The daughters of the Baker's family were the sweetest, mischievous, intelligent, smart and disciplined girls that filled the home with joy and happiness until disaster struck after the awaited birth of a son in the family... Find out in this story what happens next.....

30 year old, Lily Carter who's been blind for the past ten years due to a fatal accident is stuck choosing between her heart and her head. A new guy, Max Brooks moves into her little town which pipes the interest of the sheriff and the whole female population. The problem is Max isn't what he seems to be, there's a whole lot under those glasses he wears. Would her cute and charming knight in shining armour break down her walls or would she remain boring old Lily. "I'm sorry I didn't know you're blind." "No problem, I get that a lot" "I'm Max, it's ni- "Yeah yeah, I know you. Now scram, I need to puke, I think I consumed a lot of alcohol."

Flaira Sugimoto is a child with supernatural abilities inherited out of nowhere. Her mother is the only parent she had because according to her mother her father died before she was born. Until something happened where her abilities is discovered by her mother accidentally. Every time her emotions fluctuate the color of her eyes and hair changed. One of her father’s subordinate witness it and brought her forcefully to their Kingdom. There she met different kinds of beings from Elves, Dwarfs, Dragons and Undead. “Lady from now on, me and my body is yours” said the beautiful King of the Dragon Clan. “Who wants you and your body?’’ said Flaira angrily. “After what you did to me you have to be responsible for me” said the Dragon King as if a wife being bullied by her husband. Flaira almost puked blood from what she heard.

Kenny Zin is a regular 16 year old who has three other sibliings living with him in his apartment. A little sister and two little brothers who are triplets. Their parents are very busy people, leading to them being always away from home, however they still support their children by giving them living expenses every week so they don't struggle by themselves too much. Their day to day lives were normal, even if Ken and his siblings parents are always away. However, that normal daily life is taken away from them when Ken wakes up one morning to see a bunch of zombies mawing on a person's corpse. Ken immediately knew what to do and didn't waste a single second gagging or trying to puke, since he didn't feel like it anyways, because of all the things he has read and watched in his life. Ken readied himself and his siblings to go out into the world. Not knowing what will await them, the challenges they will have to face, obstacles to conquer, and enemies to slay.But they will make sure one thing. To always stick together.

"As the birds fly in the sky, the sun glistens with glory, man walks the Earth and animals...also walk... Aw! This is too hard." *Just make up something cool* "OK.... As the rivers flow over the mountains; they puke out frogs. But not just any frogs; frogs with celestial energy. Frogs that destroy worlds with a single jump and shoot deadly lasers from their eyes. They wander the damp caves of the coldest regions of the universe; searching for a powerful foe.... " *This is Hopeless!* " Humph! Why don't you give it a shot? " *Don't mind if I do.* Join the journey as the most confused yet dedicated hero in the universe sets sail for an unimaginably long and dangerous road. He can crack any vault. He can dissipate any spell. He can beat any technique. He can outsmart any genius. He can pass through dimensions and travel through time like child's play. Along with his amazing system. They are set on turning the world upside down. "Now your just bragging!"

Synopsis: "What's wrong with the Protagonist in stories with crossing-over story trope?! It's like they are losing their brain cells in their upper head that forces them to think with their lower head instead! Tch, this is why men are looked down upon... because they cannot think without using their lower dick when they write a story? Don't joke around, damn it! "What's the need for harem?! Many women and a single woman are no different! In the end, their pussies are at the same place with the same structure! What's important is love between the couple! A man can't love many women equally, it's bullshit! Bullshit, I say! Then there are those protagonists who outright raped any pretty women he meets! They are nothing but scum! Trash! "If I got transferred, transmigrated, or reincarnated to another world, I will stick with only one devoted wife and swear I am going to love her with all my heart and will be always faithful to her! I'm going to spend my entire life being lovey-dovey with her till even the most shameless stupid couple will puke honey and vomit sugar then die from diabetes! Humph!" Such was the rant of Jason Vinson, the protagonist of this story. He was single and virgin, and a self-proclaimed, stubborn feminist who believed in monogamy and the concept of loving and sharing happiness and misery with only one wife. Therefore, he wanted to find his true soulmate and didn't want to try dating flighty girls in his college. However——— He wasn't in his room anymore when he woke up. Furthermore——— *Ting~♪* [Congratulation! Host has been randomly chosen to be the Successor of System's Creator.] [System has successfully and safely fused into Host's Soul, Body, Karma, Samsara, Fate, and Destiny.] [Host has been sent into a random Imaginary World until Host is strong enough to go to Boundless Immortal Realm.] [System commences scanning the entire universe... Scanning in progress... Scanning completed. Location and time have been established. Host is currently in an alley of XXX Street, Fuyuki City, Japan. Time: Saturday, 1/1/2000 - 00:01 Japan's Time Zone.] *THUD!* ...Thus, Jason Vinson's new life begins! ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★ • Copyright Disclaimer: Other than the Type-Moon's materials (Volume 1) and Caster/Medea, everything is mine! • Update Schedule: At least, 1 chapter/week! • Length: 750~1500 word count/chapter ★ Support ★ If you enjoy this story, please consider supporting what I do. 1) Patreon.com/CommonNEET 2) Ko-fi.com/commonneet 3) Paypal.me/commonneet THANK YOU FOR READING!

Eugene was your Ordinary Neet with too much time in his hands and had learned a little about everything that had come to interest him, from the basic about wood boats to the ways of growing potatoes and the selective reproduction of farm animals, in the modern world that was just a hobby and a useless knowledge where the expert can outnumber his little ability. but after an accident, he had awakened in a new and exuberant world where the people are living in the obscurantism of ignorance, was his mission to be a Messiah of progress? maybe... but first, he needs to find a way to clean the image that the past owner of his body had left to him, and not only that but the prestige as ruthless nobles that his family lineage had been working for generations! ''If you think that you can trick me with that act of good men of you Altior Navara, you are just wasting your time, I know what you have done to the cultivated lands!'' the cold gaze of his new Princess Waifu will be the principal problem in his daily life? MC: ( ; __ ; ) what to do when people misunderstand your real and science proved experiment as evil act's!? someone help me!! PS: I'm a Spanish speaker sorry for the eye cancer and 3 liters of puking blood to all readers.

They first met when they were kids and it was hate at first sight. He thinks she's so dumb and annoying, she thinks he's so arrogant and rude. Pranks are pulled and it doesn’t help that they always run into each other since they live in the same neighborhood. After a series of continuous pranks made at each other, Su Lijie still takes the liberty of annoying her to no end and Yu Yan being equally infuriated, if not more, of how shameless and childish he is. She never backs down and retaliates if not as vicious as the previous prank and the cycle goes on. Su Lijie knows what he’s doing is not good and while everybody sees him as a cold person, he only shows facial expression when he's annoying her. If other people tried to do what he does to Yu Yan, he will make sure he will beat them up and break their noses. Nope, he’s not jealous, at least he insists he isn’t. While they may continue pulling pranks on each other, they eventually became good friends, sometimes truce is needed for a rival, right? However, she absolutely refuses to see him as man and him likewise. The hate is strong in this one. Fast forward they’re now in their early 20’s, after finding out that Yu Yan’s boyfriend cheated on her, Yu Yan is determined to drown herself with alcohol and Su Lijie took it upon himself to accompany her drinking on a bar. What if she gets picked up by the wrong guys, right? Right! After constantly being challenged by Yu Yan and downing glass after glass of beer every time they lose the challenge, they realized too late that they had drank too much, and in their drunken stupor had the most wonderful, passionate and intense night they ever had. Before, if somebody asked them if they would date their childhood enemy, they’d rather puke blood rather than go there. After that incident, knowing that they were each other’s first in everything and discovering how incredibly compatible their bodies are, as much as they both wanted to deny it, sparks begin to fly and they begin to notice each other as a member of the opposite sex. They refuse to see each other in a romantic light, at least that's what they keep on convincing themselves. A/N: Cover photo is grabbed from a manga that I specially liked but cropped their faces until I could find the appropriate cover.

Maureen knew that going to her friend's party would mean playing dirty games, doing stupid things that she may not remember in the morning, getting drunk, puking in a random place, and passing out somewhere together with her best friend. But what she didn't expect that night was meeting Sebastian Guerrero... And everything else after that.

# ZOMBIE On a certain afternoon, countless pillars of light fell from the sky and a few billion people were dragged into an apocalyptic game. Everyone had a lot of resources from the start, but Chu Heng found himself amid a zombie horde. However, he was surprised to find that he had a hack. He could see the hidden hints. “[Congratulations! There is only one zombie in this hardware store. You have enough time to open the Black Iron-grade Treasure on the first floor before it wakes up.] [This puddle of water might seem clear, but it is already contaminated. A sip could make you puke, or even worse, turn you into a zombie.] [This mutated fruit might look unappealing, but consuming it will grant you the power of night vision.] [The meat of the mutated snake can be eaten. Not only is it delicious, but it can also permanently increase your stats.] Chu Heng started to walk down a path of no return. While others struggled to survive, he had already reached his peak. He looked at the arrogant and proud players from other countries and smirked. “My orders are absolute!”

Riddled with pain, with no idea what he is except the name given him. Hybrid a spawn of two races but what race exactly. The monsters called him a beast, the demon called a devil. Angels puke at the very sight of him. "He is coming...." "who is" Exterminator of worlds, The coldstoned beast. "ASADES."

Blake Terrin, in a puddle of his own puke, wakes up to find himself a new man. A previous sex-addict with nothing better to do is now a reformed man. He now pushed through, to be the strongest, and to have the strongest pets! And with an assist with him, he will reach the top of the world! Also I Don't Know who the person who made the cover is so if you want it down then like send a review telling me to.

In the year 2153, earth is at war with the Uetray army, an alien species so disgusting, it would make a sewer rat puke. The American space force wasn't even enough to stop these monsters. Thankfully, 5 items were created to take down these abominations. These items contain abilities. Abilities beyond a person's wildest dreams. It all began with fury...

love that smile, hun". he said. Eek he thought I was smiling at him? HELL NO!!! "I am sorry I wasn't smiling at you". I said. "Good excuse everyone knows I am good looking". Not like my A... no my dad. What is wrong with me? He said and reminded me of AJ when we first met. "Hand over the papers". he said as he stretched out his hand. I opened my bag and then what I saw was shocking. There was food in my bag.But it had been placed right on my PAPERWORK!!!!! It was all crumpled and stained!!! Ugh... AJ nice surprise but bad ending. I didn't want to let it out. But I had to. "What got something red and lacy in there?".he asked as his gaze swept over me and lingered a little longer on my chest. I felt like puking. I saw light reflecting from my phone and I picked it and it read. Reminder:EAT IT SINCE YOU'RE TOO SHY TO ASK. oh my god. "What? Got a text from your boyfriend?"he asked. If I wanted to prevent myself from throwing up on this man I had to let the papers out. As I was about to let them out he said"Shall I give you a hand?" He said with a dreamy look on his face. The next thing I saw was puke everywhere.

18th birthday of a boy who is going though a depression. He looks around , nobody knows it's his birthday. he asks his parents it they know what day is today. "Good! now you even forgot my birthday! . " He shouts at his parents. "I am done now. Thank you" he slams the door and runs out of house. He remembers of the time when he was kid . "hello! my name is Longfeng." clap round in the class. He goes to his seat and sees the kids in strange way. It was his first day in class1. seeing those kids in disturbing manners he gets dizzy and puke in class. "mam, Longfeng puked in class" "mam, Longfeng puked in class" .everyone starts to yell at him. since kid when he sees anyone disturbing the pleasant environment he gets annoyed and loses control . Its becuse he was very weak so he puked and got dizzy. Since child,Longfeng was pressured by everyone. Being a sensitive kid , parents abandoned him at age 4 and left him with grandparents. But those grandparents hates him so much that he usually gets beaten. But one of his aunt loved him. She was a monk and she was very kind him. she usually took him for travel and have fun in monasteries. Even though he grew in rough environments he always maintained his self control and suppressed his emotions. He gets troubled by the classmates but he yet says nothing at home. He gets bitten yet says nothing at home. Every night he cries alone outside to let himself fine. He had no friend since childhood, as he grew among elders. He had a small aunt who was 4 years bigger than him. she bullies him everyday and calls him a beggar boy. Once a kid named Hou Lu from neighbour tease him "what! you never ate apple. you really are beggar boy like your aunt says". "Even an apple like thing ,is so hard for you to eat".Hou Lu points at Long feng and teases him. Hou Lu goes and tells other kids about that. and then all of them calls him " beggar boy". " beggar boy". He feels so embarrassing that fro that day when ever he eats apple he vomits it. After remembering all of it .He goes to an apple shop, buys one apple and eats it all.He starts to vomit in the street. "Are you fine! " A fine looking man appears infront of him and asks him. "are you hurt anywhere?" " where do you feel unwell?" that man speaks in very worried voice . " who are you?" "why do you have to card about me so much?" "its non of your business ,sir" Longfeng speaks back in painful voice . "Let me introduce myself , I'm Ye Hua. Why is a birthday boy sitting her vomiting like this?" he smiles as replies to him. Longfeng gets shock and asks him " how do you know it's my birthday today? who are you exactly?" "I am someone who knows you very well".

TW- Killing,Blood,Brutal "All hail to the people who deserve the Higanbana pain", She smirked while bowing to the hideous corpse, pretending to give last honor. That unknown corpse mouth are filled with Higanbana flower.People who see the corpse would puke out everything from their stomach or faint instantly. The chest are damaged by some asid and the intestines which are covered with blood are lying on the floor. "I lost my mind but but baby I'm doing great out there without you. Like a damn sociopath." She hummed slowly while wakling away from crime scene. She licked back of her hand and turned left. "Watch out, maybe you will be the next person to be like me. Hahahahah."