Harry Potter Funniest Lines

Petunia Evans, the to-be aunt of Harry Potter, was known as an ordinary, magic-fearing woman. But what if Petunia held a secret? In this tale, Petunia is actually a girl from another world who wakes up as Harry's future aunt, determined to change her fate and rewrite her story. This Petunia is different—she has the power of magic and a thirst for power and dominance. When she receives her Hogwarts letter, she steps into a world of spells, magical creatures, and grand ambitions. Follow Petunia as she becomes a top student at Hogwarts, makes new allies, and crafts a plan to reshape the wizarding world. Mature, driven, and far from ordinary, this is the story of a girl who dares to redefine her destiny and leave an extraordinary legacy. --- **Disclaimer:** Any pictures or content from the Harry Potter universe or any known universe are not mine. I own the fan fiction content as my own. If anyone who has ownership of images I use in this fan fiction and wants me to remove them, please message me. This work is aided by AI.

Harry is captured by Voldemort, but manages to escape with some unexpected help. Now he just has to deal with the consequences. This is to pay homage the the author: Oldwolf whom originally wrote this great story……. Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story. I don’t own Harry and crew, unfortunately and I’m not making any money so don’t bother to sue.

Harry Potter uncovers a journal tied to an ancient legacy, revealing his extraordinary magical heritage and a world of noble houses, hidden truths, and rising dangers. As he learns and grows in power, Harry must navigate alliances, secrets, and a looming threat that could change magic forever. A story of Harry's maturity. AU, Years 1-7

"You aren't telling me that you want me to tell jokes. The most powerful people in this world are the jesters? No. This is ridiculous. Send me back, right now. What? Why are you laughing? I am not joking. Quit laughing, damn it." His laugh fuels my rage, as well as my newfound power. I punch him as hard as I can in the face. When I pull my fist away... his face is covered in clown makeup. I hate this world.

In the Harry Potter universe, Alaric Black, a soul reincarnated from Prime Earth, awakens in the notorious Black family, carrying the weight of extraordinary knowledge from his past life. At nine, he discovers a mystical tree in his soul space that grants him insights into the multiverse—a vast tapestry that includes not just the magical world but also the realms of the Marvel Cinematic Universe and beyond. Embarking on a daring adventure into Muggle London, Alaric uncovers the interconnectedness of realities and realizes dark forces threaten not just his world but the entire multiverse. Armed with a keen intellect and a thirst for knowledge, he strives to hone his magical abilities while navigating the complexities of his secretive family. As he embraces his destiny, Alaric must balance magic and the unknown to protect his loved ones from looming dangers. Will he harness his unique gifts to safeguard the multiverse, or will shadows of destiny overpower him?

A guy saves a young girl from truck-kun. then he meets an old God who decides to transmigrate him as Harry frickin Potter. Watch as "Harry" messes up canon and takes matters into his own hands. Strong and smart MC. Please do enjoy my book. I'm new here and I'm inexperienced at this. Criticism is allowed but pls don't make me cry. I don't own Harry Potter and I don't own the picture. Bye.

Marc's life can be described as anything but easy. Growing up in an orphanage ever since he was a baby, the young man witnessed many of his friends coming and going as new families were opening up their arms for them. Always left behind, he grew up to be somehow distant yet full of life, always looking forward for the light to shine. . . And that light was named Chris.

Harry potter dünyasına çiftçi sistemi ile geçen will isimli kişinin harry potter dünyasını nasıl değiştirdiğini anlatıyor...

I am a wizard new to Hogwarts. I am from a pure blood wizard. But I was raised by humans. What you may call Muggles?

Sorakan dari beberapa penonton yang menyambut dan memberikan semangat saat kata "SilverFang" digaungkan diatas panggung,berjalan juga dua sosok orang yang tak asing, sosok yang sangat cantik berambut silver nan panjang tergerai layaknya seorang putri ditengah kegelapan dan juga sosok lelaki dengan senyuman yang lebar menampakan taring yang tajam seolah ingin mencabik-cabik lawan dengan senyuman lebarnya Pintu mobil tertutup,raungan mesin mulai bergejolak, hanya dalam beberapa saat hitungan mundur diluncurkan 3... 2... 1... GO!!!!! debu yang pekat itu beterbangan dan hanya menyisakan suara gaungan mesin yang sudah maju jauh di depan sana...

Elston Journey through Harry Potter. When a professional RPG assassin meets magic. 2 chapters per week. English is not my first language

In the year 2025 an alien republic dominating the galaxy arrives on Humanities front door, They announce the opportunity for the induction of humanity into their collective, as a result Cayden Hemlock gets pulled away from the peaceful life he desires and into a wider Galaxy of vague pasts, conspiracies and experiences no other human before in humanities history has had.

Thomas Michael Weasley begins his journey to make the Weasley family the best in the wizarding world.

Disclamer: Not mine, I own nothing. I'm not making any money either. WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author's Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good deal of it is crude and sexual) and OOC actions (that's Out Of Character if you don't know). Also, this is my first smut-ish fic. If you don't like sex and sex-based humor, do NOT read this!

This is a story of a woman who is adventurous, a woman who likes to play safe, and a cautious man. Alexandra, Amelia, and Adrian are best of friends for as long as they can remember. They know each other's strengths and weaknesses; they even know each other's secrets and dating history. They find comfort from one another and promised to be always there for each other no matter what. But what if love enters their harmonious friendship? Will they fight or waver? Will they keep the boundaries they built or they will cross the line from friendship to love?

Many years after Harry Potter defeated Voldemort a new enemy came. This person isn't as strong as Voldemort or even Grindelwald, no this person is strong because of the amount of followers he has. This person is called Adelram. His idea is that the Muggles need to know about the existence of the Wizard kind and a lot of wizards and witches agree. But how he wants to do this, is the reason why the Ministry of Magic badly wants to catch him. He and his followers have been attacking Muggle villages. Alderam is saying that it doesn't matter if a few Wizards die trying to make his dream come true. It was becoming even more difficult for the Ministry of Magic to hide what Alderam was doing from the Muggles. A few years have gone by and his dream still hasn't come to fruition. So he decided that he will attack a city with the intention to murder everyone living there. But one crucial thing got out, the Ministry found out that they were planning to attack London and that they had a very powerful spell to do this. When the Ministry found out what was going to happen they send the best witch of its time, Amelia Emory, to fight Alderam. But no one expected someone who grew up as a mere Muggle to beat Adelram.

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The protagonist is full of intelligence, full of charm, full of force. Follow young John who got recarnated as young 14 year old savior Harry Potter, find who he Betts all challenges and become top of the world. Disclaimer: Harry Potter and other main character are taken from original work ,I am not owner , so please follow original work. These just fan fiction novel that I created because my favourite fantasy novel wizard king has been dropped for months, so I took inspiration and carefully read that novel so, to make related as possible. I also used starting lineup with minor changes , so if writer novel has problem by using his work as reference . please contact me I will try my best to edit it and in further chapters with increase in my experience and confidence , I will make it enline with my thoughts. # English is not my first language , so please forgive my mistake and enjoy my first work .

This fanfic is something I'm doing for fun it is inspired by shade umbrus the incredibly annoyed ravenclaw go check that out. "A story known about for many decades a famous popular story known as Harry potter my favourite book series became the place where I must fight for my life every single day I shall not yield I for must be fierce so I can one day know peace".

Darrah Gordor, a muggle born, gets accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Not knowing why, she doesn't feel in place when going to Hogwarts.