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—Alfa Damon, el Alfa soltero de la manada más grande de América del Norte, se enfrenta a la realidad donde los Ancianos le presionan para casarse con una novia de su elección. Un matrimonio por conveniencia. Un matrimonio por poder. —Damon es consciente de que los Ancianos quieren usarlo en sus intrigas, y está decidido a demostrarles que no es el peón de nadie. —Nadie puede obligarlo a casarse, ni siquiera la Diosa de la Luna. —No necesito una mujer en mi vida para obstaculizarme. Una novia es una molestia, una esposa sería un problema, y una compañera sería un desastre. —¿Cederá? —¿Cuál elegirá? —¿Tendrá una opción una vez que encuentre a su compañera? Acompaña a Damon en su viaje durante el cual ampliará sus horizontes y cambiará de las formas más inesperadas cuando la mujer adecuada entre en su vida. —Nota: la trama principal termina con el capítulo 986. Conéctate conmigo: —Discord: https://discord.gg/cFaejHB —Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RedSonia.Novels —Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/redsonia_novels/ —Soy el dueño de la portada. ¡Prueba con mis otras novelas! - Amara - Reunión - El Alfa Supremo - ¿Es este el Destino? - Propenso a Accidentes."

Meet Damon Cross As a child, Damon Cross had to deal with the horrible realities of domestic violence and being homeless. He and his mother, who had always been there for him, struggled to find security. After losing his first backyard fight, When Damon gets a new MMA system, his luck changes dramatically. This mysterious system becomes his guide, improving his skills and raising him into the world of mixed martial arts. He learns more about mixed martial arts and gets better at it with the help of this system. With this renewed strength, Damon is determined to not only move up in the fight world, but also make a better future for both of them as a way to repay his mother for what she did. [YOU HAVE AWAKENED THE EMMAC SYSTEM] [CONGRATULATIONS TO HOST FOR BECOMING A DOUBLE CHAMP] witness how Damon goes from a Bum to a Champ. Romance: Yes Fights: Yes

Nikolai Volkov, 26-year-old male omega, happily married to the love of his life aka his 27-year-old Alpha mate, Damon White, until one day he catches a nasty bloody smell coming the basement of their house. ———- +Trigger WARNING This book is mmmm ( in other words, it will contains four men together in a relationship) But will start as mm at first and developes later to mmmm. -Reverse Harem - OmegaxAlpha - Twin Russian dragon shifters - Secret Serial killer MC - Dark Romance - Secret Phyco MC - SubxDom/ DomxDom - Group smut scenes - Mpreg - Omegaverse

[Your shadow is alive.] [Feed your shadow, devour souls, level up, gain skills, complete quests, and grow stronger.] [Do you wish to view your current stats?] In the magical world of Aetherus, Damon Grey is the weakest student at Aether Academy, relentlessly bullied and ridiculed for his lack of power and defiant personality. Yet, he endures the torment, clinging to his scholarship—the only thing providing him with the funds to keep his sick sister alive. After a brutal attack leaves him near death, Damon encounters a dark viscous entity in the forest that fuses with his shadow, awakening the Living Shadow System. This strange power grants him unimaginable abilities but comes with a grim cost—a relentless hunger for souls and flesh to feed his shadow. Now, with his shadow alive and insatiable, Damon faces a terrible choice: feed it to grow stronger or starve it and die with it. In a world ruled by ruthless nobles, deadly monsters, and power-hungry demons, Damon must decide if his newfound power is a curse or the only way to survive. With the Living Shadow System, his fate is clear: devour or be devoured.

Father Romeo Salvatore : You don't know who you're falling for, Karenina. Karenina: Father, forgive me for I've already sinned. *** Over privileged Alpha's daughter, Karenina Agriche is both ruthless and unforgiving. Her short temper and spoiled personality ended her up in Moon Maidens Elvatore university. Far away from her country, she got stuck in a remote and deserted place. Father Romeo Salvatore, respected professor in Moon Maidens Elvatore university finds himself falling in love with his student, Karenina . His uncontrollable urge to touch her, own her, kiss her made him walk the path of hell. However his loyalty towards his job and temple crumbled when he discovers that Karenina is his fated mate and is secretly pregnant with his cubs. Will he choose to accept his forbidden love for his student and redeem his cursed fate? Or continue to be a respected priest of Selene Grandeur temple? ^ The themes and settings ^ ° Slow burn Romance ° Has age-gap ° Touch her and you'll die type of Male lead ° He's mine type of female lead ° Powerful couple ° Blood and Gore

I thought I could leave the past behind and avoid the packs, especially the ruthless Shadow-claws. But when I accidentally cross their borders one night, I find myself face-to-face with Damon—the one person I swore to despise forever. Damon’s not just any alpha; he’s powerful, relentless, and dangerously possessive. Our shared history is stained with rivalry and resentment, yet I can’t deny the intensity that crackles between us now. There’s something darker in his gaze, something that tells me he won’t let me go this time. But I can’t ignore the strange pull Damon has over me, even as I try to fight it. His obsession with me runs deeper than I understand, and each encounter only strengthens his hold. As his enemies circle closer, I realize that Damon’s need for me is no longer just about rivalry—it’s a craving, a hunger that threatens to consume us both. I know I should escape, but every time I’m near him, I find myself drawn deeper into his world, into his obsession. Now, I have to make a choice: resist Damon’s dangerous addiction or risk everything for a bond that might be my undoing.

Kyla Samuels, a beautiful, vibrant and ambitious young woman, gets a preposterous proposal from Lynn Damon, a wealthy and imposing director after a one-night stand between the both of them. What begins as a mere pleasure-satisfying encounter turns into an unexpected proposition: Lynn offers to pay Kyla to date him for just one month. Though initially infuriated and insulted by his audacious request, Kyla is drawn into a whirlwind of emotions, choices, and secrets that strike a change in their lives. Will something deep emerge from this chaotic Duo?

Deep in the Void a universe that is next plane of reality. A dimension all those cultivating and wanting to ascend into Cosmic God status. Inside the Void is a galaxy called the Dream Galaxy. Here is governed by a Cosmic being known simply as the World. Over seeing planets called Realms the World crowns kings to rule and chooses only those with the potential to join the Primordial regime. Every hundred years each who are crowned are given something called the King's Test. Since the World does not personally take part in this test they summon a champion from the Realms with the same potentials as the Kings. They are King Slayer warriors with strong power and skill are chosen to either die showing a king's potential, or kill the king to make way for a new one. This particular test is different. This is a eradication of King's who have abused power and caused strife among the realms erupting into a civil war. The newest King Slayer is one who is not only powerful, but carries a Thread of Necessity with a destiny to bring great change to the Realms. All the World wants is for the wicked Kings to fall and clean the slate. The King Slayer wants power and freedom.

Alden wasted his first life. Bound by unseen strings, his every step followed a script he never wrote. Always trapped, yet never daring to break free—until it was too late. But death was not the end. “You’ve squandered your life once. Use that memory as a reference of what not to do.” “That’s just rude.” Summoned by Asta, the enigmatic god of adventure, Alden is granted a second chance. Bestowed the title of Adventure Apostle and tasked with a single command: live a life worth telling. But reality has its own plans. A story worth telling demands struggles worth surviving, and freedom was never free. As Alden charts his path through a strange, untamed world, whispers of unseen forces and shadowy designs follow his every step. To fight or to surrender—what does it mean to truly live when the strings of fate remain firmly out of reach? A journey of curses, gods, and the fragile threads of choice begins!

I wrote these sonnets, poems, and quotes; in the darkest hours of my life and I hope some of you could relate. I write with all the love and joy I have for writing, just because I don't publish anything doesn't I still don't write behind closed doors.

Lila’s life shatters when she discovers that everything she thought she knew about herself is a lie. Born as Eliza, she uncovers the painful truth that her parents aren’t her biological family. Her once-perfect world unravels, revealing a hidden past filled with secrets and betrayals. Struggling with the intense pain of deception, Lila turns to Damon, a family friend, for answers. Damon reveals that Lila’s father isn’t her biological parent, and her mother kept the truth from her to protect her. This revelation forces Lila to confront her identity, her past and the future she thought she had. Determined to find out who she really is, Lila embarks on a journey to uncover the mysteries of her past. Along the way, she grapples with conflicting emotions—anger, betrayal and the desperate need for truth. As she seeks answers, she learns that her family’s past is marred by complex relationships, painful choices and hidden alliances. Lila’s pursuit of the truth brings her face to face with Aiden, the man she loves, who had been keeping his own secrets. As their relationship unravels amidst the discovery of lies and betrayals, Lila must decide if she can forgive him and find a way back to the love they once shared. Damon becomes her unlikely ally, guiding her through the darkness of her past, helping her find strength and resilience.

Lemons or lemonade—that’s how Damon Hale saw life. You either got something sweet, or you spent your days squeezing the bitter out, hoping for a taste of something better. Damon, an ordinary construction worker, was ready for life to end, but fate had other plans. Awakening in the fantastical world of Terramar, he’s shocked to find himself reborn as the Crown Prince of Celadrin, the wealthiest kingdom in a land ruled by strength and power. Here, humans command vast kingdoms and tame wild beasts through ancient rituals, transforming them into humanoid servants or fierce fighters. However, Damon’s newfound privilege comes with its own dangers, and his greatest challenge lies in facing the Beast Queen—the oldest and most fearsome of monsters, bent on revenge against the humans who’ve slaughtered and enslaved her kin. Thrust into a world of ruthless elites and deadly creatures, Damon must decide: has he been handed a lifetime supply of lemonade, or been given more lemons to squeeze? ## This is a harem story, and will have a massive harem. The story has a high content of lewdness. If you want a harem novel which focuses more on the romance and action aspects, check out my other book, The Wandering Cowboy. Tags include: Action, Fantasy, Weak to Strong, Romance, Massive Harem, Monster girls, MILFs, Mother-daughter pairs, Netori, R18

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Alex tell his best friend Damon he’d do anything for him. Soon, he soon realized he was going to have to prove that fact.

[Mature Content] Charlotte Dawson, 27, filed a divorce against her cheating and abusive husband after enduring the failing marriage for five years. “You think you can just walk away? After I marked you? You’re mine forever, Charlotte!” exclaimed Julian. “You are just my fake mate, Julian.” She had to run away from her lunatic ex-husband, and the only way to do that was to get marked by an Alpha. It never crossed in Charlotte’s mind that she would come to an Alpha who rejected her—Damon Sullivan, 38, who happened to be her ex-husband’s billionaire uncle. “You want me to renew our bond? That’s not an issue.” Damon warned her, “But once I mark you, I’ll never let you run away.” But why would Charlotte run away when the alpha spoiled her to death? Helping her get her fame again? Check. Giving her limitless money?! Check. Slapping her ex-husband? Check Satisfying her in bed? Triple check!!! —— This is a fated/rejected mates urban fantasy novel.

***Together, they were like fire and ice.*** Damon pursued, ready to conquer while Alexander ran, trying so hard to remain cold and guarded. Alexander had thought guarding the sick crown prince was something so easy until he found himself cruelly yet so innocently tempted. ***excerpt*** "You will stay the hell away from me." Alexander threatened, his voice hard and tortured as he tried to recover from his emotional rollercoaster. "Oh really?" Damon drawled as he held up a wine glass to his lips, taking a sip as his eyes looked at the man that was standing quite a distance from him, ready to bolt. "Yes and I mean it your highness." Alexander replied and he watched the mischievous gleam that entered the prince's clear blue eyes that were quite a welcome compliment to his thick silver hair. "Alright." he relented and Alexander blinked, surprised but his relief lasted for seconds. "We will see how far you can run my honorable knight. Oh and just so you know, I love a good chase." Damon assured and it didn't take Alexander ages to know that he had close to no winning chance when it came to this one man. Oh yes, he was doomed...so sweetly doomed.... ... Hey guys, I have decided to try writing something new, a genre I haven't tried before but one that I find interesting enough to explore. This book is a romance BL novel and if you are one that likes the genre or loves to try new things, please don't hesitate to try out my new book. Also, feel free to check out my other novel... The heiress's revenge: A rise from the ashes. Thank you!

This Story Will Followed Two Protagonist Called Shina, Kina And Hitoshi, Choga That Will Be Discovered Furthurer Into The Kama School Highschooler, And Other Places. They Will Be Finding An Puzzle Trought Out Their Advanture, Romance, And Funny Story, Dont Worry The Horror Element Is Still There, The Quoted here. "Trust On Yourself And You will be People or Someone You wanted" There will Be More Book In Future That Lored into The Story, The Story Will Be Continuesly And Even Chained To Other So You will Be Know What Happening in The Story. So Stay Tune in My Novel, I Will aplouded it Full Chapter. -Author: Kurnaun -illustrator: Navilhivil

Mitsuki Hosaka, aos 19 anos, alcançou o que muitas jovens não alcançam, mas isso não a deixava feliz, uma vez que vivia rodeada por pessoas falsas que a queriam por causa da fama e do seu dinheiro. Dessa forma, ela odiava a todos com uma única exceção, sua mãe que morreu quando era jovem. Contudo, assim como todos os outros famosos, ela também tinha seus fãs fanáticos e morreu nas mãos de um deles. No entanto, isso não significava o fim, pois era um desejo aparentemente inocente que tinha, por sorte, se tornou realidade. Assim iniciando, um novo capítulo em sua vida, mas sua paz não dura muito tempo. Porque inúmeras questões começam a surgir como, o que houve com os humanos? Por que ela esta aqui? Oi, meu nome é Adam. Este romance é um teste das minhas habilidades, já que sou novo como escritor, então espero que você goste. Refiz a sinopse e acho publicarei minha novel no meu idioma nativo, por enquanto mais a frente farei uma versão em inglês.

A newly birthed child is akin to a pure white sheet. And if someone had to badmouth about their behavior, it should be towards the parents because after birth it is up to the parents to navigate their children on the road of life. They paint their child with their ideology , thought's , emotion and sometimes dream. So how a child grows up depends on the environment and their parents. ••••••• Quotes: “One must prepare themselves to be embarrassed if they want to embarrass someone.” “One must deceive themselves to deceive others.” “Everyone wears a mask to hide themselves from the world.” •••••• Submitting this for the webnovel spirity awards 2024. Please support me. Thank you. [Warning. Mature content. sensitive content.] [This is fiction so don't take it seriously and just enjoy.]

After the tragic suicide of his older brother, Damon Allard, a privileged young heir, is consumed by grief and confusion. Raised in a world of opulence, Damon had always been shielded from the darker realities of life. But the loss of his brother—who had been a golden boy at a prestigious elite school—shatters that illusion. Determined to understand why his brother chose to end his life, Damon returns to the private academy his brother once attended, now a place shrouded in secrets and whispers. Behind the ivy-covered walls, Damon discovers a world of hidden rivalries, unspoken pressures, and dangerous games played by the ultra-wealthy. As he digs deeper into his brother’s life, Damon unearths shocking truths, including a web of manipulation, betrayal, and a scandal that could destroy the privileged school's carefully curated reputation. But the deeper Damon goes, the more he is consumed by a thirst for revenge. Convinced that his brother’s death was no accident, Damon will stop at nothing to expose the truth and take down those responsible—no matter the cost.

What are the pros and the cons of regressing back in time? Pros: Certainly, sure, you have a second chance. Another opportunity to fight for survival, to somehow win against the damned pest invaders, and to save the ones that you couldn’t before. But cons: It’s just impossible. Why even bother? The twin, Azia and Cyril Belmont have two completely different opinions on this matter. For Azia, this whole thing is a miracle. It isn’t just a second life for her, but for everyone on earth to once again fight for their survival. And this time, she will win. She will make sure of it. What kind of idiot would turn this down? As for Cyril, he just wonders why the fuck is he even here. How the hell is he supposed to change anything that would stop the earth from crumbling away? What? Is randomly turning left instead of going right on a sunny day would somehow miraculously stop the damn sky from tearing apart?? And who the fuck is responsible for this!? They certainly don’t have any answers. *** Author note: This story has two protagonists and will be told from both point-of-views, so the first few chapters might be a little long and rocky as some information might be repeated. But I promise it’s not going to be much, just give me some time to sort out the writing style and world’s building. Later on, they will embark on two different journeys that will make this writing approach more smooth and convenient, maybe, probably. Also, I’m very new to writing so please feel free to comment and help out this author-nim out. That’s all, enjoy the read!

This story contains Elemental magic and mysteries to come! Updates 1 chapter a day —There was a shout, and I turned to see we were surrounded by a couple dozen men dressed fully in black. “Who are you!?” Clay called to them. I pushed forward till I was standing beside him. “We are the shadows..” I stared at them. “We have come for our revenue!” The man who was speaking had a voice that was airy, almost like he wasn’t real. “We have done nothing to you!” I called out. “Have you not?“ there as an echo of high pitched chuckles. “You dirt, stole our master and brought him into this world before you killed his father.” I was lost. I couldn't tell what he was even talking about. “What master? What is his name?” I asked in a loud voice, fighting to make it sound strong. “Leonurus! He is a master of shadows, and a master of darkness.” “And how did we take him?” The man chuckled again. “You are one to talk, greedy woman, you are the one who stole him!.” He pointed at me. “What is he talking about, is he from that other world?” I shook my head. “Your cursed spells, you try to deny it!” I stepped forward away from the huddled group behind me. “I have never messed with the darkness!” He stared at me. “You are the one that took him away through birth.” It hit me and I flinched, the baby! “I don’t know where he is.” I finally said after a second. PS: There are many different POVs but only one main couple in each vol -NOT A HAREM-

Leah could count on her 10 fingers, the reasons she hated Josh Salvatore and it wouldn’t still be enough. He always had everything given to him on a silver platter, golden boy of deaiton high school…she didn’t realize when her hatred started turning into something else, something big..

Elena left to pick up the fragments of her broken legacy when her family company collapses following the disappearance of her sister's groom with their wealth. Her family's financial empire collapses in one evening, and her sister's happily-ever-after disappears like a mirage. She then runs upon Damon Blackwood, a driven and elusive businessman with a perfect record. He is well-known for his merciless attitude and readiness to do all necessary steps to achieve success. Elena bargains with him, grudgingly accepting his protection, in her desperate attempt to preserve what remains of her family's inheritance. But secrets untangle as their relationship deepens. Damon has his own sinister background that entwines with the man who left her family in shambles. Elena now has to negotiate a world of dishonesty, lethal relationships, and relentless opponents. She will also have to choose if Damon is her savior or her worst threat when the foes attack nearer to home.

**Sinopse** Uma jovem acorda inesperadamente no corpo de Elizabeth Valmont, a Rainha dos Vampiros, conhecida por sua beleza imortal e seu domínio absoluto sobre um reino mergulhado em sombras. Contudo, a verdadeira Elizabeth Valmont já não existe — o corpo dela agora pertence a uma alma de outro mundo, alguém que não compreende os perigos e responsabilidades de ser a figura mais temida do continente. Agora, presa em um jogo mortal de intrigas políticas, alianças traiçoeiras e poderes sobrenaturais, a nova rainha precisa lutar para sobreviver. Enquanto tenta desvendar os segredos que envolvem a corte vampírica, um antigo tratado entre vampiros, lobisomens e humanos começa a se desfazer, colocando em risco não apenas o reino, mas todo o equilíbrio entre as espécies. Com a lendária espada *Ravenclaw* em mãos e a memória fragmentada de uma vida passada, ela descobre que o legado de Elizabeth é mais perigoso do que imaginava. Será que ela conseguirá sobreviver em um mundo que não é o seu, usando um corpo que guarda pecados que não são dela? **"A Rainha Imortal"** é uma história de poder, traição e a luta para assumir um destino que nunca foi escolhido.

《Random Stories》 [This novel is made just for fun reading purposes, cause I'm not funny] [Not every chapter will have the same storyline or character]

Originally a naive young woman with great aspirations, Evelyn Harlow rebuilt herself into someone unrecognizable—a woman resolved never to trust once a betrayal destroyed her world. Her life veers off course when she is obliged to work under the formidable and brooding billionaire Damon Hawke. Years of both personal and professional betrayal have hardened Damon, who is merciless in business and cynical in love. Still, Evelyn has a fire that pulls him in against will. Evelyn's secrets go beyond what anyone could possibly dream. She is the lady who once loved the man she feared would ruin her—not only his assistant but also her lover—before he destroyed her heart. Now, the lines separating love from vengeance blur as she has the opportunity for retribution on the guy who destroyed her family. Until he sees her once more, Damon never knew how much he had lost; yet, as he works to recover her heart, he must face the ghosts of his past—dark enemies and an irresistible attraction that might cost everything. Will Evelyn's need for retribution destroy them both, or will the shattered man she once loved find a means to make her see that their love was never really lost?

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``` —Un híbrido medio humano sin lobo. Eso era todo lo que Harper Gray representaba. —Para escapar del abuso constante de su familia, Harper tomó la primera oportunidad para huir en el momento en que su manada fue atacada. Pero entre los escombros del caos y la ruina, encontró a su pareja. —Lamentablemente, no esperaba que la Diosa de la Luna la emparejara con el asesino más notorio de la tierra —Damon Valentine, el alfa de la misma manada que diezmó la suya. —Los cuentos de sus crueles fechorías se habían esparcido por doquier. Todo hombre lobo conocía el nombre; incluso algunos humanos lo temían, y Harper no era la excepción. No tenía planes de estar emparejada con alguien tan aterrador como Damon Valentine, y haría cualquier cosa para romper el enlace. —Sin embargo, Damon Valentine no tenía planes de dejar ir a su pequeña pareja. Capturada, Harper fue llevada de vuelta a la manada de Damon —no como su futura Luna, sino como la nueva esclava de la manada. —Para complicar aún más las cosas, Damon no era el único hombre con el que la Diosa de la Luna había emparejado a Harper. Blaise Valentine —el hermano gemelo de Damon — también tenía interés en su nueva mascota esclava. —Los hermanos Valentine tenían sus conflictos, pero estaban de acuerdo en una cosa: nunca dejarían ir a Harper. —Advertencia: —Dubcon —Temas R18 —Servidor de Discord: https://discord.gg/7HAMK2bRYU ```

Un hybride demi-humain sans loup. C'était tout ce que représentait Harper Gray. Pour échapper aux abus incessants de sa famille, Harper saisit la première occasion de fuir au moment où sa meute fut attaquée. Mais dans les décombres du chaos et de la ruine, elle trouva son compagnon. Malheureusement, elle ne s'attendait pas à ce que la Déesse de la Lune l'associe avec le tueur le plus notoire du pays ― Damon Valentine, l'Alpha de la meute qui avait décimé la sienne. Les récits de ses cruels méfaits s'étaient répandus à grande échelle. Chaque loup-garou connaissait le nom ; même certains humains le craignaient, et Harper n'était pas une exception. Elle n'avait aucun projet d'être liée à quelqu'un d'aussi terrifiant que Damon Valentine, et elle ferait tout pour briser le lien. Cependant, Damon Valentine n'avait pas l'intention de laisser sa petite compagne s'échapper. Capturée, Harper fut ramenée à la meute de Damon ― non pas en tant que future Luna, mais en tant que nouvelle esclave de la meute. Pour compliquer encore les choses, Damon n'était pas le seul homme à qui la Déesse de la Lune avait destiné Harper. Blaise Valentine — le frère jumeau de Damon — s'intéressait également à leur nouvelle esclave. Les frères Valentine avaient leur part de conflits mais étaient d'accord sur une chose : ils ne laisseraient jamais partir Harper. ― Avertissement : - Dubcon - Thèmes R18 ― Serveur Discord : https://discord.gg/7HAMK2bRYU