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We’ve all read love stories. Heck, we all wished we could live in a love story. These beautiful literatures of romance have always had a certain defined flow to them that we’ve become accustomed to, a flow that rattles the kaleidoscope of butterflies within our stomachs.. There is always a meeting, gentle and warm… the falling in love, fiery and exciting.. the falling out of love, sad and heart wrenching… and the happily ever after, beautiful and seemingly forever… Oh how we love the beautiful things romance stories being us; the first kiss, the first ‘I love you’ and not to mention, the ‘forever’… But what about the events that come after that? What about the post ‘happily ever after’ struggles that people in love face but never speak of? What about the loneliness, the doubt, the lies, the boredom… …the possibility of INFIDELITY…. This is an internal monologue of a story, narrated from the perspective of a man struggling with the challenges a failing marriage brings with it, and of course, also told from the perspective.. of HER.

When a law office intern discovers that a fellow intern is one of his favourite new OnlyFans performers, a ball begins rolling that will bring a boring summer of paperwork and coffee-fetching into an avalanche of sexual adventure. Fair warning to readers, this story will jump categories. In these first chapters you can expect heavy teasing through exhibition and voyeurism. In future instalments you can expect MF, MFF+ group sex, anal, and some light Ds relations.

Reina’s life is a mosaic of love, betrayal, and devastating secrets. Confined to her sickbed, she writes one final letter—a confession meant for the postman who has become a silent presence in her life. Years ago, Reina betrayed her best friend and family, embarking on a forbidden affair with her best friend’s husband. The choices she made left scars on everyone she loved, including a child she was forced to give up. Now, as her strength fades, Reina must face the consequences of her actions and the unspoken truth she’s carried all these years. But the postman is no ordinary messenger—he’s the son she abandoned long ago. Through her letter, Reina seeks forgiveness and redemption, hoping her words will bridge the gap between them before it’s too late. A Letter to the Postman is a heart-wrenching story of love, loss, and reconciliation, exploring the fragile ties that bind family and the courage it takes to confront the past.

Betrayed by the man she trusted, Detective Aurora faced death's door. When suddenly, a mysterious voice whispered in her ear: "Human, do you want to make a contract?" Faced with the imminent end, she took that hand that had plunged into the swamp of death and stepped beyond the edge that separates the worlds.

"I will become a legend!" This was the burning desire within me. Above all, I longed to be the legendary figure of a tale, one that would be told for millennia. But how could I achieve this in a world where the value of humanity lies in the collective? This yearning drove me to become a prominent figure in our world. Yet, at the end of my life, with that dream nearly extinguished, I felt a bitter disillusionment. Then, I was reborn into a new world. Who would have thought? Here, I could truly become a legend. The dream, once dormant, now awakens with full force.

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In the bustling corners of the online world, Tianya Forum has nurtured countless eye-catching "divine posts". These divine posts are like shining stars, each emitting a unique light, illuminating the path for many netizens to explore knowledge, seek fun, and appreciate life. There is a Tianya Divine post that revolves around the theme of suspense and exploration. The story begins with an ordinary netizen accidentally discovering an ancient book in his hometown's old house that has been sealed off for a long time, filled with mysterious symbols and obscure texts. Out of curiosity, this netizen took photos of some content from ancient books and posted them on the Tianya forum, seeking help from netizens for interpretation, thus embarking on a thrilling journey of exploration. Many netizens from all over the world with different professional backgrounds have participated in the discussion. Some speculate that this may be related to a mysterious sect in ancient times, while others think that there may be clues hidden in lost treasures. As everyone delved deeper into clues and exchanged ideas, a series of bizarre modern events unexpectedly emerged, as if the mysterious power behind the ancient books had been secretly influencing the current world. During this period, some people constantly encountered inexplicable dangers, while others discovered clues pointing to hidden places. The plot of the entire post is pushed forward layer by layer as everyone solves ancient book puzzles and deals with successive dangers. The plot is full of ups and downs, making people unable to resist chasing after updates and wanting to explore the truth hidden behind the dust of history.

Yuli a young girl trained to master the control of two powerful element that contradicted each other at an early age of six, merging the two powers together she became invincible, creating a phenomenal that hasn't occurred before. Only she knew the secret to bringing her down but fate has a very different package in store for her. would resume writing on Jan. 2025♡⁠˖ ~you can check out my other books ongoing~

When human King Dorian Taelman sends a country-wide demand for all of the mythical creatures to be locked up, Amicia is mistaken for something other than human. During her time in the castle's dungeon, she catches feelings for a rowdy Alpha wolf named Blasius that always seems to be hiding something from her. After attempting to escape countless times it becomes seemingly impossible, but her, her secretive crush, and her newfound friends are determined to overthrow the King and his supporters.

Alex , after being murder by an assassin when she was investigating a forensic case in her office , opened her eyes in a different place . It was not a royal bedroom next to a prince but a dangerous cliff. Her whole body was injured as she was on a small landing in the upper centre of the cliff which was about to fall off. After a big struggle she managed to climb up to the ground, then suddenly a rush of memories reached her in an instant. They were horrible, it was of a cruel woman who abused a cute little man and did many awful things. But wait, these memories seem different, looking at the front from the cliff , she saw a ruined city. After seeing her face in the lake side she believed that she was transmigrated in the body of Yin Alex and from the memories she learnt that this world is ABO world, which just has suffered through an Apocalypse which destroyed many things and decrease population but this also gave most people some kind of level and elements power to which they could fight the monsters. Moreover the original host of the body is a loser, scumbag and noob Alpha, who has a cute omega husband, a three year old kid and 2 cute siblings. Not only had she abused them everyday, she couldn't even go up in her life, living a poor life, as a harasser, alcoholic and let her family starve. "Why ?! Just why do I have to transmigrate here ?! Should I run away ? but where?!!!!" Not only Alex can't run away, but she have to clean up the mess Yin Alex, the original host, has created and also bring the traumatic husband of here's to a happy life by pampering him everyday with all she could . She also have to take care of three little children plus improve her reputation. "What have I gotten myself into?!!" Moreover the one who pushed Yin Alex, the original host, down the cliff was no one other than her weak and cute little husband , Yi Liu . "He won't try to kill me again right? I have to do something?" Join the journey of Alex from becoming a loser Alpha to a top Alpha in this post apocalyptic world and her romance with Yi Liu who is cute but also vicious? This story contains:- Female Alpha X Male omega , ABO world, post apocalyptic era , mpreg and also BL , GL as side characters. (the is my original but the cover is not mine)

After the nuclear war, ruins stretch across the landscape in the apocalypse. If you accidentally survived on the wasteland, then you must be ready to face the endless hunger, ceaseless dangers, the mad zombies at night, and the peculiar mutant creatures that are the aftermath of constant radiation. But for Jiang Chen, this place is heaven. Mansions standing tall, luxurious cars parked on the street, high tech products and gold abandoned everywhere. What? You were the president of a game development company before the war? You were responsible for the development of the 3D virtual reality online multiplayer game? Well, that’s great, why don’t you come work for me. Your salary is two pieces of bread a day. iPhone? Ultra thin design? Don’t you see that the phone I invented is thinner than a condom? Aircraft carrier? Fighter jets? Oh, I have those things as well, but they are designed for space combat. Watch the story of Jiang Chen, who possesses the ability to travel through space and time, as he witnesses the creation of an empire stretched across space and time...

This is a story of three sisters called Perpetual Mayi, Sarah Lenlen and Ann Ella. Perpetual was the eldest, she always supports her sisters. Ann was the bravest, she was not afraid of anything. Sarah was the one who doesn't like to talk. Their father was Mr. Jaime and their grandmother was Lady Prima but they didn't know. Will they later find out the truth and be the real Cleverias. You will see when you read from beginning to end

Title: A Boy and A Girl Author: mischa143kelvin Genre: Travel Through Time Summary: There was a boy. There was a girl. They lived in two different worlds. They lived in two different lives. One suffers from the moment he exists. One was living in a wonderful life. Their life intertwined with each other by mercy. Will their encounter be his salvation? Will she be the one behind his redemption? Mercy joins two worlds in two different lives-a boy living in dark shadows since the day he was born, suffering until he remained to breathe, and a girl living in wonders surrounding her, basking in the beauty of life. But fate brought them together, then she is the beacon of light in his bleak existence. Friends served to balance out life's abrasiveness; love redeemed the redemption. Her friendship had become his savior while her love was the redemption of him. She made him find peace and beauty, making comfort and serenity come into his life. Through her, he mattered in reality; the pangs in his heart finally ceased. Deep inside him, however, memories resurfaced of a once-happy life torn apart by a tragic past. This boy yearned for his loving family and healing the wounds that scarred his soul. Under the brightness of this magical place, the girl gave him a chance to open his eyes and think everything would be alright. When he opened his eyes, revelation was waiting for him. His dreams and wishes were standing right before him, and the things that made him return to the warm arms of his family filled him with happiness. In the end, he finally learned that home is where the heart truly belongs. And for this boy and girl, they found a home in each other's love, a love strong enough to transcend two different worlds and bring redemption to a broken soul. Travel Through Time: The amazing journey of two souls tied together by destiny and the power of love that heals even the most depthful wounds. You are in for a ride as you get caught up in the telling of the strength that one human can have on another's life. From the Series "Travel Through Time"

A Londoner girl, Amy Allen, who was on a trip to her grandmother’s house in Cambridge, returns to London to her father’s house. There she resumes her normal life with her father and her three siblings, her 18-year-old twin brothers, and her 10-years-old sister. As the Second World War arrives, Amy and her sister Hannah try to discover the mysteries of the War.

Love at first fight. Bumping accidentally with a Dangerous Mafia Queen that doesn't look like one. Their first fight will lead to something, Love? Interesting..

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Neither gender oriented. Just a vent posts of mine from Tumblr that I posted to quotev and now here. These are vent posts.

As the sound of thunder heralded the beginning of spring, Summer experienced an unexpected revelation: she was a devoted supporting character in a male protagonist-focused retro novel. Throughout her life, she had made countless sacrifices for the male lead. When he needed love, she handed over her life-changing opportunities to the female lead he adored. When he needed a stable family, she provided her assets and married him. When he needed a career boost, she sold her family’s courtyard house and small restaurant, investing all her wealth into his startup. Even when his career flourished, she stayed home, taking care of his parents and raising the illegitimate child the female lead sent over. Summer: "??? This is beyond absurd. Whoever wants to be this pitiful supporting character can be, but it won’t be me!" Why should she waste her wealth and talents on someone else’s dreams?

In the wake of a cataclysmic event that reshaped the world, humanity was reborn amidst ruins and chaos. Among the remnants of civilization emerged a new era where the onset of puberty marked the awakening of extraordinary powers and abilities in individuals. In this post-apocalyptic landscape, where survival hung by a fragile thread, a teenager named Ryland Vorheus struggled to find his place. At the age of sixteen, Ryland toiled away in the depths of a desolate mine shaft, his life defined by the monotonous rhythm of labor. Yet, unlike his peers who had already discovered their unique abilities, Ryland remained in the shadows of uncertainty, his latent power eluding him. One fateful day, while venturing deeper into the labyrinthine tunnels of the mine, Ryland stumbled upon a colony of vampiric bats lurking within the darkness. In the harrowing encounter that ensued, he unwittingly triggered a dormant ability within himself—a power to summon and forge contracts with creatures dwelling in the shadows. Amidst the chaos, Ryland found himself standing at the precipice of a newfound destiny. With each creature he encountered and bound to his will, he unearthed the potential to shape his own fate and defy the odds stacked against him. As rumors of his newfound abilities spread, Ryland became a beacon of hope amidst the despair that gripped the post-apocalyptic world. Yet, with newfound power came unforeseen challenges and adversaries lurking in the shadows, eager to exploit his abilities for their own sinister purposes. Guided by an insatiable thirst for knowledge and a desire to unravel the mysteries of his own existence, Ryland embarked on a perilous journey across the ravaged landscape, forging alliances and confronting ancient evils that threatened to plunge the world into darkness once more. Along the way, he encountered a motley crew of companions—each with their own secrets and burdens to bear. Together, they navigated treacherous terrain and faced insurmountable odds, drawing strength from their shared resolve to defy fate and carve a path towards redemption. As Ryland delved deeper into the heart of darkness, he soon realized that the true measure of his strength lay not in the power he wielded, but in the bonds forged amidst adversity and the courage to confront the shadows that lurked within. In a world teetering on the brink of annihilation, Ryland's journey would become a testament to the indomitable spirit of humanity—a beacon of hope amidst the encroaching shadows, where alliances were forged, sacrifices made, and destinies rewritten in the sands of time.

Malik is a 16-year old boy who escaped the war in Syria when he was 8, and with the help of a charity company got to meet his adoptive mother, Frederique. She was a single psychologist in her late twenties who specialized in war-time trauma and was deemed qualified to mother the orphan, Malik. When he was born, both of Malik's parents, whose marriage was an arranged one, were violent with each other and had grown incessantly tired of each other. This meant they didn't properly raise him, but it also meant he was subject to their constant bickering which often escalated in front of him. Regardless, they did both love him in their own way, but refused to cooperate in his upbringing which meant a lot was missing from his childhood. Later, the Syrian war had reached their city and the family was forced to evacuate. When confronted by militias, his father opted to stay behind with other men to make time for the women and children to escape. Then his father died. His mother, in her grief and the chaos, got separated from Malik. Later they reunited at a ship helping refugees escape the country, but the ship sank and Malik emerged the sole survivor when a touristic ship crossing the Red Sea found him. He was brought to England as a refugee and gained citizenship by being adopted by Frederique. At first, he was mute and refused to ask for anything more than was given to him, due to his many psychological boundaries, but with support from Frederique and his therapist, Dr. Miriam, he learned to start speaking without fear of repercussion and demand things of Frederique. Their relationship was still somewhat distant, since Malik remained a boy of few words and little expressions. But Frederique made up for it with a bubbly but consistent and trustworthy personality. It was still difficult for him, however, to form interpersonal relationships and he was shunned by schoolmates until 9th grade. In the tenth grade, Malik met a boy named Liam who became very interested in him and in being his friend. The two developed a dynamic of Liam constantly seeking Malik out and following him around everywhere. Liam found Malik cool and wanted to become close to him. Malik slowly got used to his presence and began to trust him and enjoy his company. After a year, the two became inseperable and found many shared interests. But one day Liam is hit by a car and dies. Malik succumbs to coping mechanisms he had long shunned and experiences one panic attack after another in his re-elapsing episodes of complex PTSD. This story aims to draw light to the forgotten victims of the foreign US-funded wars that traumatize and impact generations of people for their entire lives.