Holy Shit Is This Faggot Serious

In history, the most notorious Holy Knight! Corrupt Light! Holy Sinner! Blasphemer! The Irreverent! Wright has many well-known titles within the Church of the Holy Light. Angel: "The Goddess tells us to guard against fire, theft, and Wright!" Evil God: "Could you stop targeting me alone when you fleece us?" Evil Dragon: "He not only extorted my money but also abducted my precious daughter!" Devil: "Hell is still too kind and pure for Wright to handle!" Yet this man, whom the Goddess of Holy Light considers a thorn in her side, has become the world's most terrifyingly powerful Holy Knight!! Wright: "Do you believe in the light?"

This was the story of the Wannabe Webnovelist Team (aka WW) who slaved over writing for five years and did not receive a single reader, only to discover that the person responsible for the final edit and publishing in the Wannabe Webnovelist writing team never actually published anything. He had only uploaded everything to the drafts. Sit back and relax (or not) as you try to figure out which character has written which paragraph or chapter. Not to mention working out how many people are actually in this team - this may fluctuate. The WW team's rules in this novel are that once a chapter has been published, no one in the team can edit it. (NB: all the characters in this work are fictional and while any resemblance to real life people are not entirely coincidental - no insults are meant. This is a completely tongue in cheek, rubbish piece of nothing. Yes, you read that right. If you find this as nonsensical as the author(s), then 'high five!' You are on the right page.) Also, has this story really been discontinued? Wait and see... because if it really has been discontinued, we hope the readers enjoy being left hanging on the cliff edge - or just hanging, cos there's nothing wrong with just hanging about. Addit Oct 2023: WW is on a long break. Who knows if they'll ever get back together or come back (in fact, I doubt they will ever return - I think they've given up). Therefore, you will receive random short stories instead. This is now truly discontinuous nonsense. Enjoy. If you don't like one story, you can now switch to a different one via the contents page. Yay.

【Game】+【BOSS】+【Monster】+【Different World】+【Game Invasion of Reality】 Li Kai traveled through time into the game "Immortal" and became an elite monster with extremely low difficulty outside the Novice Village. Just when he was worried about his fate after the arrival of players, he discovered that he could actually design his own talents and skills. As a result, a hardcore player who was a soul-based and monster-hunting player in his previous life designed himself to be the most difficult and perverted BOSS in history. When the players walked out of the Novice Village and encountered the hell-difficulty BOSS, the forum immediately exploded. "Is this BOSS, the designer, your father? He's fleshy, hard, and does a lot of damage. He's immune to taunts and specializes in hitting crispy skin!" "It's either flying around in the sky or hiding on the ground. It's not controlled, and it doesn't give us melee players any chance to deal damage!" "The skills are either full control or instant crispiness, and all kinds of full-screen AOE damage explosions. The key is that this guy can also suck blood. I finally crippled it and it became crispy and full of blood in seconds!" "We finally killed him, but he still has two and three stages!" Li Kai lay in his own territory and browsed the forum leisurely: It's useless no matter how much you scold the designer, because I design myself! Players spent their entire lives sending beautiful greetings to the designer and the BOSS, until the game and reality intersected, and the sky-blocking figure soared over the city... The players thought that they were the only ones suffering unspeakably, until that day, they witnessed with their own eyes that the gods who looked down on the world were also eaten by the giant dragon...

You are probably familiar with the term "love triangle", where two characters would fall in love with one person, and then after a few dramas, the main character would choose one of them, while the other would be sad and be lamenting for the rest of their days. I have honestly always thought "love triangle" was not the correct term, rather "love angle" seemed more fitting, for obvious reasons. So here's a novel where the characters would end up dating each other!!! A true! Raw! Beautiful! Melodramatic! Whatever you call it! LOVE TRIANGLE!!!

I'm Xavier Cromwell, a 21-year-old university student and web novel author. My days are pretty routine—attending classes, managing assignments, and squeezing in time to write my novel "RISE FROM THE ASHES". Today seemed no different, the steady clatter of my keyboard filling the room as I crafted another chapter. But then the doorbell rang, interrupting my flow. DING! I sighed, reluctantly pushing away from my desk and heading to the door. Little did I know, my life was about to take a turn I never saw coming. The moment I opened the door, something—or rather someone—came barreling into me. It was like a pink blur, and before I could even react, I was on the floor, knocked flat by what felt like a human missile. Clutching onto me, the pink rocket—no, a girl, her arms wrapped tightly around me—gazed up with sparkling eyes and, in the sweetest, most endearing voice, she whispered: "I've finally found you, my HUSBAND~" *** Note: The story takes place in an alternate universe, with a different geography and countries. Genre: Action, Adventure, Fantasy, Romance, Smut, Yandere, Mecha, Harem, Sci-fi I am NOT the owner of the cover. If you are, and want it removed then let me know in chapter comments. A/N: [About NTR and Yuri] "No one will be harmed. I swear to God." "The NTR B*stards butchered every Vanilla Fans when they took over Webnovel." "I am not those B*stards. I am Rex... Rex_Ashburn." *** 1 Magic Castle = 5 Chapter Mass Release 1 Spacecraft = 7 Chapter Mass Release 1 Golden Gachapon = 10 Chapter Mass Release

[Fantasy + Violently Cool + Decisive to Kill + Not a Saint + Invincible at the Start + Cool Story + Multiple Female Leads + Playing the Pig to Eat the Tiger in the Early Stage] The protagonist Lin Fan accidentally traveled to the Tianxuan Continent and became a useless menial disciple in the Piaomiao Immortal Sect. He also awakened the system. As long as he completed a simple task, he could gain the cultivation level of an emperor! [Ding! Congratulations to the host for attaining the status of Great Emperor! ] [Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the Pure Yang Immortal Body! ] [Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining a transformed body! ]

The old world has ended in blood, fire and chaos. The new one is filled with endless possibilities but just as much blood. Andrew's enigmatic abilities and desire to grow stronger in order to protect his new family will bring his journey to an early end or further than anyone else before him. [System booting...] [Welcome, host!] ... [Quest Completed: Holy Power Acquired!] "Hah, that surely was an easy one" [Additional Quest: Kill a Guardian of the world] "Ah, I spoke too soon.."

They always called her a sinner. She called it survival. Julia never chose to be a nun, to worship a "Lord" she had never seen. But her parents left her no peace— “And these are supposed to be children of God? Who don’t let your soul rest?” she would think every day. For the record, this wasn’t blasphemy. She simply hadn’t chosen this life. “—1 Corinthians: And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.” Yes... but only when I love the ‘normal’ way, she’d mock silently. Yet every time she loves the same butterfly between her legs, they whisper, “Holy Sin, Julia...” A story of desire, guilt, and the deepest rebellion.

Lin Shuang, just a bar waiter, started off by bullying a billionaire heiress. What to do? He was in such a panic! She investigated him every day. And there were hordes of rich rivals threatening him... If this continued, he genuinely feared his identity as the leader of the Netherworld Army would be exposed...

A faint whisper sounded in her mind telling her to call it's name, though near death she summoned her courage and spoke a an unknown word "$#@/()@##)@)#" In an instant Whoosh---  A powerful kick smashed the tyrants head and drove directly into the ground with such force that it's neck directly cracked as its body spammed and wiggled before turning silent "So, you're the lowborn hybrids that commands this fellows here?" The whole group was stunned as they turned to look at the person who appeared from nowhere and killed a tyrant with a casual stomp The youth was tall with a slim stature visible even though he was covered in a long white cloak, shoulder length white hairs with light blue eyes shimmering with an ethereal light but that couldn't hide the disdain and contempt present in those seemly cold and unfeeling eyes even though he had a smile on his lips.

This is the story of a boy who doesn't believe in romantic feelings and has never experienced them. He thinks love and marriage are destructive, taking away one's freedom. However, a girl enters his life, who dreams of marrying someone she loves and who loves her back. Now, let's see what happens to these two and what they'll do. Will the boy change?

What happens if one day you got cancer and died, only to find out you have transmigrated to a different world. where people lived peacefully with beasts, or atleast the rich people did. There were various small and big magical creatures called Beasts. Theses monster could either be your friend or a mindless enemy. in terms of beasts vs humans, humans were still far behind. Which is why Beast tamers was the most respected stream, with it having multiple branches. Kurai Blackwood found himself in slums, alone and helpless in garbage dump. but he wasn't afraid. He used to be detective, and he also later became top crime and mystery novel author of the country. Even personally going to crime scenes for book Ideas. Was he afraid of this new life? not necessarily. but was he perfect? absolutely not. ____ In this people 1 beast tamers life was more important than 100 unawakened people. same was the society's state. Rich ruled the Cities, the alliance. while poor people like Kurai rot in slums. But he wasn't going to be a normal person. He wanted to become strong enough that no one can ever threaten him. which sounds impossible... but he had a major secret. he had a SSS ranked talent, Eye of the world. he could see any beast's info and 3 minimum evolution route. It only meant one thing, Even the destiny was supporting him. How could he be mediocre beast tamer and settle with wife and kids. No, he choose to be A proud Beast Tamer. Who only care about himself and his beasts. No woman can distract him, from his goal. ____ This is a original novel, not a translation. No romance, no harem. MC is a bit, just slightly anti hero. (I want to make him complete anti hero but I am not a good enough writer for that)

The story follows a teenager named Akira Danielle Alaire, who was born and raised in Canada. Throughout her life, she has struggled to do anything ordinary. Never following the latest trends or whatever people around her did, she tried so hard to fit in with her classmates growing up. Thus, developing a reputation for being a "faker". Bullies would try their hand at her, but usually would end up passed out. From a young age, she could see things that others could not see, and those who could see them were surprised she could. This, in turn, led her to become part of an organization that deals with the truly bizarre. She begins to feel that she is developing friendships for the first time. But eventually finds out she was never alone. There was someone always watching. And they continue to watch her.

When an intergalactic empire invades the planet, the people of Earth must put together a team of champions to fight the Imperials in a tournament with the fate of the world on the line. Their team consists of a street thug, a serial killer, an adventurer, a distinguished nobleman, and a mysterious masked man. Do these men have what it takes to protect Earth’s freedom or will they be just another planet added to the Emperor’s collection?

I miss the sound of his laughter, the way his hand fit perfectly in mine, the quiet warmth of his presence like a sunbeam on my skin. Every stolen moment, every shared secret, is a treasure I clutch fiercely, knowing that no one, no one, understands. Not Dad. Not Mom. Not even Kiara. To them, Leo is a fabrication, a phantom conjured from the depths of my imagination, a trick of the light. To them, I'm just a quiet, perhaps overly sensitive, teenager. They see the practiced smiles, the polite conversations, the desperate attempts to blend in. They don't see the gaping hole in my soul, the constant, gnawing longing for a reality that exists only for me.

For Cho Lee Gon, life was already a daily grind against soul-crushing poverty. But one ordinary night's sleep shatters everything. He wakes to find the entire city empty, every single person gone. Worse yet, an entire month has vanished from his memory, and now, the desolate streets are crawling with terrifying monsters. His only clue? A chilling "-99%" tattoo mysteriously branded on his left hand. Left as the sole human survivor in a world consumed by the unknown, Cho Lee Gon must not only face the horrors that now roam his city but also unravel the truth behind humanity's disappearance and the sinister mark that defines his new reality. What happened to everyone, and how will a man stripped of everything fight for survival against a monstrous world?

When young Ronin's simple act of kindness to a cloaked stranger is repaid with the brutal destruction of his home by the very same figure—the terrifying Demon King Zorde—his life is irrevocably altered. Saved by Zorde's own blood, Ronin gains a volatile demonic power that clashes with a sacred holy light inherited from his mother's lineage. Fleeing to a new sanctuary with the orphaned royal children, Ronin must confront the paradox of his "Holy Demon" nature. Haunted by tragedy and driven by a burning desire for vengeance, he begins a perilous journey where he must master the opposing forces within himself to reclaim a future stolen by darkness.

Lin Jun, who mysteriously reincarnated as a mushroom, was immediately trapped in the depths of the dungeon by various monsters. Without hands, feet, or eyes, he survived by relying on a cheat skill that allowed him to decompose corpses and loot their bodies. He even carved out a mushroom garden within the dungeon, planning to gradually reverse-engineer his way through it. All for the sake of one day seeing the sun again. Until that day, when a clumsy duke’s daughter, transformed into a mushroom, fell from above. This also attracted a group of diamond-level adventurers who came to rescue her. Lin Jun, who had accidentally hitched a ride, discovered that this wasn't a dungeon at all—it was a buffet paradise! Before long, the mushroom carpet had spread to every corner of the dungeon, and all the dead bodies became its nourishment. The mushrooms even grew out of the dungeon in search of more... "Wait, is this really not a Bug Clan script?" Elements: [A world where anything is possible] + [Non-human protagonist] + [Mastermind]

After dying without taking a shit, a man is reincarnated as Toilet Paper Man in a bizarre world where only two toilets exist. Chaos unfolds when he accidentally destroys both. With humor, heart, and divine intervention, he learns the value of toilet paper-and becomes humanity's savior of sanitation.

The entire planet was dragged into a mysterious space known as the "Civilization Trial," with various apocalyptic trials following one after another. The crisis began with a parasitic threat, parasitic monsters silently replacing humans, and no one knew whether their relatives, friends, or comrades-in-arms had been masquerading as monsters. As everyone was steeped in deep fear, Shen Hao stared blankly at something extra that appeared before him. [Civilization Trial Cheats Collection] Begin with a mandatory draw of a Red Mythical Talent, friend-or-foe marking map, loot box probability adjustment, points acquisition multiplied by a hundred... Monster: "Run! This civilization is cheating!!!"