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Aurelian previously royalty in a small kingdom at the Southwestern corner of the continent, had escaped in the last minutes before the capital was overran by a dungeon break with a wretched monster in the mix. he then travels across the land finding out that even though he he’s older than normal he can still awaken his lineage. classes: to rank up your class you have to complete tasks related to your lineage and connected to dungeons. Humanoid classes: 1: unawkened 2:awakened 3:exalted 4:revered 5:absolute 6: living god monster classes 1:unawakened 2:awakened 3:wretched 4:exiled 5:rouge 6:void soul lineages: they are someone’s signature of their soul. These signatures are passed down from the god in the ancient times. however some with lineages can stay unawakened if their soul isn’t strong enough. ——————————————————— I’m hoping to make this story pretty long so bare with me if it feels slow.

I'm Xavier Cromwell, a 21-year-old university student and web novel author. My days are pretty routine—attending classes, managing assignments, and squeezing in time to write my novel "RISE FROM THE ASHES". Today seemed no different, the steady clatter of my keyboard filling the room as I crafted another chapter. But then the doorbell rang, interrupting my flow. DING! I sighed, reluctantly pushing away from my desk and heading to the door. Little did I know, my life was about to take a turn I never saw coming. The moment I opened the door, something—or rather someone—came barreling into me. It was like a pink blur, and before I could even react, I was on the floor, knocked flat by what felt like a human missile. Clutching onto me, the pink rocket—no, a girl, her arms wrapped tightly around me—gazed up with sparkling eyes and, in the sweetest, most endearing voice, she whispered: "I've finally found you, my HUSBAND~" *** Note: The story takes place in an alternate universe, with a different geography and countries. Genre: Action, Adventure, Fantasy, Romance, Smut, Yandere, Mecha, Harem, Sci-fi A/N: [About NTR and Yuri] "No one will be harmed. I swear to God." "The NTR B*stards butchered every Vanilla Fans when they took over Webnovel." "I am not those B*stards. I am Rex... Rex_Ashburn."

The entire planet was dragged into a mysterious space known as the "Civilization Trial," with various apocalyptic trials following one after another. The crisis began with a parasitic threat, parasitic monsters silently replacing humans, and no one knew whether their relatives, friends, or comrades-in-arms had been masquerading as monsters. As everyone was steeped in deep fear, Shen Hao stared blankly at something extra that appeared before him. [Civilization Trial Cheats Collection] Begin with a mandatory draw of a Red Mythical Talent, friend-or-foe marking map, loot box probability adjustment, points acquisition multiplied by a hundred... Monster: "Run! This civilization is cheating!!!"

What if you needed the pain to discover the truth you were born for? These were my words when I left that hideous path This was the result of rituals and plans woven by the tyrants of the Church, who wove a fate that bound me to a path that I could neither escape nor understand. Can I escape from the chains of the past? Everything becomes reversed, as the beginning was the beginning of the end. He lived in a strange, dark world, full of shadows that became a part of him, and in the end he disappeared as he began, just a shadow in an infinite world.

When an intergalactic empire invades the planet, the people of Earth must put together a team of champions to fight the Imperials in a tournament with the fate of the world on the line. Their team consists of a street thug, a serial killer, an adventurer, a distinguished nobleman, and a mysterious masked man. Do these men have what it takes to protect Earth’s freedom or will they be just another planet added to the Emperor’s collection?

Dying and ending up alive somehow not in some room was not on our protagonist's list, especially when the place he was reborn was his favorite video game. One with bad ends every turn, psychopaths, narcissists, and gullible idiots, but it was a fun game, he did not know why, but every time the game ended in game over, he wanted to win more and more and he thus far in two months had not done that, and how could he there were over seven male leads and female leads to capture. And he was reincarnated with his sister, who just wanted to give up. This was going to be fun.

Warning!!! Rate M untuk adegan dewasa dan kata-kata kasar. Bekerja di sebuah penerbitan besar dan ternama adalah suatu kebanggaan tersendiri bagi Inggrid. Tapi kalau owner penerbitnya adalah Mikael Dewangga? Inggrid harus punya stok kesabaran yang banyak. Inggrid sadar, sejak awal ia mengirim lamaran ke Orange Publishing adalah suatu kesalahan besar. Tapi jika itu berarti ia tidak akan bertemu dengan mantan keparatnya, Inggrid rela harus berhadapan dengan orang paling menyebalkan bernama Mikael Dewangga, tetangga yang merangkap menjadi bosnya itu!! "Sudah puas menggerayangi tubuhku?" "Aku ... itu ... maksudku ..." "Menyusup ke dalam kamar seorang pria tengah malam begini, hormon mu pasti sedang naik pesat." "Apa? Heeey ... jaga bicaramu, ya!" . "Apa yang kau bawa? Tali? Kain? Kamera?" Mika mengerling nakal, "Aku lebih suka jadi dominan kalau kau ingin tahu." "Dasar pria sinting!"

A hundred years ago, Chu Xiu transmigrated from Earth to Cang Qiong Continent, and received the Destined Villain System. After killing countless holy sons and daughters, he was surrounded by the older generation, and self destructed, possessing Tai Su Sacred Ground Yun Xia Mountain’s senior disciple. This time, he decided to lay low and develop strength. Let’s start small, what about becoming a saint admired by thousands? ---- The cover is not mine it is from drakescans who made a manhua of this novel. Check them out on https://drakecomic.com/!

After being hit by a car, Kian wakes up in an unfamiliar place, surrounded by a crowd of strangers. For some reason, they're still alive, and no one knows how. Afterwards, they found out that they've been taken here to participate in a mysterious program they know nothing about. Later, they learned about the creator who brought them alive, but in return, they must follow the rules of the program and participate, or else they'll die. Desperation sets in as each stage becomes harder, and survival seems even more impossible. Thankfully, the second-ranked participant in the program offers him a deal. To date him, and in exchange, he'll survive each stages.  #slowburn #gore #infiniteflow #mystery #otherentities Disclaimer: All rights to the artwork used in this novel's cover shall belong to it's original artist. No copyright infringement is intended. Furthermore, everything in this novel is purely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people, events, or places are entirely coincidental and serves mainly to further move the plot. Come for the romance but stay for the plot. ;)

4 heroes. sword, shield, bow and axe heroes. They were chosen to chase away God who decided that mortals were not needed and should be annihilated. since then, 4 heroes have been born in humans. so for 100,000 years until the story of where Akira was born as the hero of the sword, Gamble, the hero of the shield, Elara, the heroine of the bow, and Seraphina, the heroine of the axe. when they received their hero weapons, the king's daughter decided to frame the shield hero for rape and attempting to kill her. From that moment on, the hero of the Shield was banished from the main city and lived in a city nearby, attending a university for magicians and warriors, and there he found a friend, Akira, the hero of the sword.

This Game is Too Real is an online novel that tells the story of a protagonist who unexpectedly gets a chance to experience a super-real game world. In this game, he can not only feel sensory stimulation that is no different from reality, but also obtain real-world skills and resources by completing tasks and challenges. The game and reality are intertwined, and the protagonist's growth and exploration in the game gradually affect and change his real life. With its unique setting, exciting plot and rich imagination, the novel makes readers feel as if they are in this super-real game world, experiencing adventures and challenges that are completely different from reality. At the same time, it also explores profound themes such as virtuality and reality, growth and responsibility, which is thought-provoking.

Transported to the world of Naruto and activating the Negative Energy System, I realized that as long as I can induce negative emotions in people, such as anger, annoyance, anxiety, fear, sadness, jealousy, and so on, I can earn rewards. Since you Konoha call me the evil Uchiha, let me show you the true evil of the Uchiha! So, Uchiha Shiroha took action. "Mikoto, you don't want Uchiha Fugaku to lose his position as clan leader!..." "Kushina, you don't want Minato to die on the battlefield!..." "Tsunade, you don't want to just watch Nawaki die like this!..." "Kaguya, you don't want to be sealed on the moon again either..." [Disclaimer] This is an translated and edited work. Credits to the OG Author: Hai Lang Zhong De Yu

It all began from an OH SHIT moment. Retired field agent Era decides to escape her past by running away to an Italian Monastery, basking in the sun and sipping on Gods Blood all day. Until she’s relocated to a backwater covenant in rural Yorkshire, and thrust into a new world. And NOT the one you might expect. This tale drags her through trials, pesky Gods, blood fueds, academies and cults, all begrudgingly i might add, as Era transforms from a reluctant participant interested only in her own survival to the last hope for humanity. This novel is a action packed, fantasy thriller meeting the criminal underworld, all wrapped in a healthy dose of sarcasm.

At the Sacred Academy, Lucian Sylvian is a first-year student whose past and goals have him setting his sights on the power of the temple and the empire, and under the guise of holiness he has sworn to destroy the temple and its darkness even if it means becoming the devil himself.

"Where’s your flying broom?" "Ah, I already turned it into a chair. Sitting on a wooden stick make my groin hurt." Under the night sky stands Mistheaven Academy, a school filled with mystery. A young boy who shouldn't exist in this world walks through the night to attend the academy. The dim starlight guides him to unravel the academy's mysteries, one by one. Revealing the bloody tragedies that have occurred throughout human history.

"Mr. Xu, are you really a Heavenly Master?" "As genuine as they come, more real than gold!" "I've heard that your reputation in the supernatural circle is really bad, even to the point where a ghost once called the police saying you were threatening him?" "Impossible!" "It wasn't me!" "Don't talk nonsense!" Xu Yang clenched the Thousand-Year Peachwood Sword in his hand, and said, "What's the name of that ghost? Would you dare to let him confront me face to face?" (PS: This book is also known as 'This Heavenly Master is too Vicious', 'Scaring Ghosts Makes You Stronger'.)

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In a sprawling urban landscape intertwined with a hidden universe of mysticism, Rey emerges as an unlikely hero with an unyielding determination to safeguard his family and cherished ones from the shadows that haunt their world. Faced with the daunting task of mastering newfound strength, Rey embarks on a journey of self-discovery and transcendence, spurred by the enigmatic allure of a relic that promises ascension to the realm of gods. As Rey navigates the complexities of this intricate universe, he encounters an eclectic array of allies and adversaries, each wielding their own fragment of power drawn from the mystic tapestry that binds their reality. Amidst the chaos of urban life, Rey unearths the secrets of ancient lore and uncovers the existence of the revered God Relic, a fabled artifact said to grant unparalleled power and the keys to ascend to divine heights. With every revelation, Rey's resolve is tested as he grapples with the tantalizing temptation of godhood and the profound responsibility it entails. As he delves deeper into the mysteries of the universe, Rey must confront his inner conflicts and navigate the treacherous path between light and darkness, all while contending with forces that seek to exploit the relic's power for their own nefarious ends. In a world where the boundaries between mortal and divine blur, Rey finds himself at the epicenter of a cosmic struggle that will determine the fate of all existence. Will he succumb to the seductive allure of godhood, forsaking his humanity in the process, or will he rise above the chaos and forge a new destiny grounded in the strength of his convictions? "RISE OF THE HOLY DEMONIC GOD" is a spellbinding urban fantasy epic that explores the timeless themes of power, sacrifice, and the eternal quest for enlightenment. Join Rey on his daring odyssey as he navigates the perilous depths of the universe, fueled by an unwavering determination to protect those he loves and unlock the mysteries of existence in a world where the line between mortal and divine is blurred. ___________________________________________________________________ This novel has many more tag like World building, Transmigration and romance, superpowers and more so just read it and enjoy. There may be some grammar mistake in this as I am a newbie so, please cooperate and read it.

The story follows teenager Akira Alaire, a 16 years old Canadian female Mafia member working for a Mafia group. She is known as the girl who disappears by her few but influential fellow Mafia members. Despite being a cold ruthless killer. She is super shy and struggles to hold a conversation on her own. But when she is in the middle of a battle it's almost as if there is another personality deep within her, hiding until the time is just right. When the story starts she has been working for her boss for almost 2 years. Her parents were also involved in the mafia but were not as powerful as their daughter. As her 17th birthday is coming up. A man almost halfway across the world sends his henchmen to kidnap her and bring her to him. Claiming they both have been blessed by God’s child Jesus. Why is this mysterious man interested in her and claims her to be blessed by Jesus? Follow her around to see her involve herself more and more in the complicated politics of the underground. And also see who the other 5 individuals are who have been "Blessed By Jesus"

She was and ambitious and charming young lady where as he was hardworking, shy and a man of less words, They swore to live together forever, but... Will thier relationship work till the end? Ivy Zephyr a young lady in her early 20s was forcefully married into Zachery family of far away land.Her husband Everett Zachery seemed to love her but suddenly thier relationship started to go into a different direction... why? She tried her best to be accepted in the new society but her new family doesn't support so, instead it seems they are giving her a trauma... Would she really be able to survive and get her revenge?

The year is 2060 and after decades of technological delay caused by mysterious events Earth and its inhabitants are about to face their greatest challenge yet. One, seemingly normal day everyone on Earth heard a voice. {Earthlings, the time has come for change, please stay calm and wait for the terraforming process, everything will be explained during it} Every human being was transported that fateful day, floating in space and watching the planet be transformed right in front of their eyes. "I got a fcking stick as a reward, are you fcking kidding me?!" Reign was there before most, as a human that defeated a monster before the terraforming he was titled a pioneer and got a chance to draw a lottery, but that did not end quite well. Join our protagonist with his quirky group of friends as they fight and level up in this world that became a game, trying their best to win it and stop the destruction of Earth. Will they be successful or will they fail? What is the mysterious power hiding deep inside Reign? Find that all out by reading Is This Really a Game?! Hey guys, thanks for checking out my book Is This Really a Game, I plan on making this a long novel and right now I am releasing 1 - 2 chapters a day. The chapters are usually about 1 600 words long. Cover made by myself

John finds out his beloved wife of 20 years was not really his wife but his friend's wife. unable to control himself he sets out, clearing the obstacles to get her, he badly needed her back for the 20th anniversary.

Starting from the comic adaptation "Edgerunners," Lin Qingshan embarked on the path of a (wen)comic (chao)artist (gong) in another world. And then— "Oh no! It's a cyber lunatic! Quickly, call the anti-terror squad!" "Run! He's the Comic Madman!" "Amazing! I'm starting to understand everything!" "No way, who let him make comics?" "Quick, use the Flame Fist on him!" "Is he insane, designing plots like this?" "Mental state seems fine! Discharge him!" "You get in there too!" "Hahaha! I've made it!" … With works like *Edgerunners*, *Chainsaw Man*, *Fire Punch*, *Attack on Titan*, *Dao's Strange Immortal*, Lin Qingshan went completely off the deep end, and all the manga fans unanimously agreed: Lin Qingshan is a madman! ----------- You can support me financially through this link ko-fi.com/sauron_ch

A very long time ago, the existence of other creatures was hardly believed. We(humans) thought that only our kind existed in the world, until a very life changing event happened. The vampires and demons reveled themselves to the world after centuries of hiding. It was said that a precious treasure was locked away in the human world and only the chosen one will be able to obtain the treasure. This treasure was none other than the Ancient Holy Dragon which has said to be asleep, waiting for its master to awaken it Warning ⚠️ MATURE CONTENTS AHEAD 18+

Synopsis for Is This Love? Nancy and Mike couldn’t be more different—she’s ambitious and focused, while he’s laid-back and seemingly arrogant. When they’re paired for a crucial university project, their clashing personalities ignite a series of heated confrontations and misunderstandings. But as they navigate the challenges of academic life, campus drama, and personal growth, their animosity begins to transform into something unexpected. Vulnerable moments, heartfelt conversations, and undeniable chemistry force them to question their feelings for each other. In a story filled with tension, emotional revelations, and tender romance, Is This Love? explores the thin line between hate and love, proving that sometimes, the greatest relationships can bloom from the unlikeliest beginnings. Will Nancy and Mike be able to overcome their fears and embrace their growing connection, or will their differences keep them apart forever?

Oh no, not again! he is at it once more—stealing someone’s wife! And not just one, but every wife. His harem is growing faster than a rabbit colony, and no woman is safe. You’d think the gods would step in by now, but nope, they’re just watching with popcorn. His charm? Absolutely lethal. His skills? Unbelievable. The universe? On the verge of a meltdown. Can anyone stop this relentless, marriage-wrecking machine before he collects every wife in existence. Someone do something! Before he steals your wife next! ---- let's have some words from husbands. 1: "Bastard! not only did he took my beloved wife but even my precious daughter! I will kill him! absolutely kill him" 2: "I refuse to believe it... we were married, promised to live and die together, it's a dream... wake me up, hurry up, wake me up" 3: "Sigh! if she wants to live with him, I will support her decision, I just want to see her happy and happy" 4: "Outrageous, I am divine war god, the grandmage, that bitch and bastard, I will kill them both, I will shred them to pieces, arghhhhhh!!!" 5: "someone, I will like to sell the green hat on my head, free of cost" ———— now, let's have some words from wives. 1: "ah! ah! ah! hickkkk! I am busy right now... please come again, some other time, for interview" 2: "ahh! ahhh! ahhhh! coming!!!! something is coming and it's not spider man" 3: "haah* haah* he is monster at bed, save me, I am sore" 4: "hmph! look at him, not paying me any attention... ughhh... it's not like I love him, I have a husband" 5: "go away, go away, I am undressing now" --- let's have the few words from readers. Chad: absolute masterpiece, peak fiction. solid 110 out of 10. Alpha among alpha: such a great novel, I am about to do it for 9th time today. Immortal Emperor: such a demonic Scripture, it must be hidden from my mindless disciple otherwise, their path of cultivation will be slowed down. The supreme entity: Damn boy!!! such a master piece, it's hard to believe, a ordinary mortal wrote it. the wiritng Dao is immense. The constellation of reading Dao: I finally understand the purpose of my life. it's to read this book. --- let's have some words with haters. random guy: "Me! me! I have so many things to say" ( Pulls out a Glock and shoots him ) Ahem* Ahem* it seems, there is no haters. ( million of people sweats profoundly, with a light slime ) yes! yes! there is no hater.