How To Make The Groundskeeper Wear His Sun Hat

Sun Wukong awoke to the Advice System at Magic Square Mountain, connecting his consciousness to Zhihu. As long as he took suggestions from netizens, he could obtain various rewards. At first, all he sought was immortality, but once a bunch of savvy netizens started offering a myriad of suggestions, his future began to warp. "I'm Sun Wukong, been at Magic Square Mountain for seven years, and the ancestral master still won't teach me the path to immortality—what should I do?" "I’m Qin Shi Huang himself. Hurry up and wire me some money." "Thanks for the invite; I'm in the States, just got off the plane. I suggest you definitely learn all the Heavenly Guards and Earthly Fiends!"

The world was consumed by a vile corruption brought from beyond – the sun dimmed, and life as we know it was almost extinguished. And yet it was not the end but merely the beginning. Long after the disaster, a lone survivor awakens with a newfound power to wield the divine flames and many questions about the past. He embarks on a long journey to burn the rot away, discover what's left of the old world and maybe, just maybe, ascend to divinity. Cover art by: me

In the ancient city of Padmavati, Princess Dattadevi, daughter of King Ganapati Naga, is known for her unmatched grace and sharp intellect. As the Naga kingdom teeters on the edge of political chaos, her beloved brother—the crown prince—lies bedridden from a mysterious illness. Whispers of betrayal grow louder within the palace walls. Tensions rise as Dattadevi’s ambitious cousin, Veerkund, begins tightening his grip on the kingdom, oppressing the people and manipulating the court. To protect her land, Dattadevi is forced into a political marriage with the rising northern emperor, Samudragupta—a decision that could either save or destroy everything she holds dear.

“Don’t look at me like that,” he murmured, brushing a knuckle over her lower lip. “I’ll forget we’re pretending to be civil and fuck you on this table with your enemies still in the room.” He killed her brother. She married him anyway. Nadya Vasiliev made a deal with the devil—for protection, for power, for her niece’s future. To get close enough to destroy Alexei Romanov—the man who tore her family apart—she created a contract and became his wife. A marriage of revenge, nothing more.  But Alexei is no ordinary enemy. He’s powerful. Controlled. Wickedly seductive. And he knows she’s lying. Nadya is playing the long game—seduction, manipulation, revenge. But the deeper she gets, the more dangerous the game becomes. Her heart wasn’t supposed to be in this. Her body wasn’t supposed to burn for his touch. Everyone knows once you dance with the devil… You either bring him down or fall to your knees. The smut will be smutting. I’m exploring how freaky my brain can get. Gimme ideas and gifts lovelies.

Long ago, when hell split open, thousands of demonic beings crawled out. Pope Luthian II was terrified. He did not understand what had happened—but he knew something had to be done. With every ounce of faith, he cried out to the gods. To his absolute astonishment, they responded. Through their divine guidance, he founded the Order of the Severed Sun—an elite brotherhood of holy knights tasked with hunting down the creatures that had escaped from hell. But these knights were no ordinary warriors. They were granted power by the Sun God himself. In return, each knight had to offer something deeply personal as sacrifice—something they could never regain. The Order fought with everything they had. And in the end, they succeeded—sealing the gates of hell once more. Centuries passed, and the Order still stood. The gates remained closed, but the world was far from cleansed. Among the Order’s warriors was Reinhart the One-Armed, a famed knight who had sacrificed his limb for divine strength. During the cleansing of a remote village rumored to harbor a demon, Reinhart found something unexpected: a six-year-old boy. Reinhart made a decision. He would take the boy in. He would raise him. And he would train him... to become his successor.

Hayden Moretti, heir to a global crime empire, lost everything the night his mother was murdered. Raised in blood and vengeance, he swore to destroy the man responsible—Alexander Nicholas. But Hayden doesn't want to kill him. Not yet. He wants to make his enemy suffer in the cruelest way: through his only daughter, Ana. Ana Nicholas is brilliant, stubborn, and untouched by the dark world her father rules. She wants nothing to do with mafia wars. But when Hayden enters her life, dark, rich, and charming, she finds herself drawn to him—until she discovers his secret. He forces her into marriage with threats and manipulation, intending to shatter her heart. But love isn’t predictable. Hayden’s walls crack. So do hers. Their story becomes a deadly dance between hate and love, lies and truth. By the time she knows the full truth, it’s too late. She’s already his. And he’s already hers. Together, they’ll burn the world down for revenge.

"On that day, Zach Harper died-" Or at least that was how it was supposed to be. I died. But there was good news, and bad news. The good news; I was reincarnated! Transmigrated into the World of Aethoria! Holy fuck, miracles do happen! But the bad news was, "Huh? What's this?" ... [DING!] A New Quest has been issued:- Type:- SURVIVAL Name:- Quest To Becoming Stronger: Description: The {Great Calamity} is coming...Get stronger and survive. Duration-: ... Reward:- ... Penalty:- Death, ??? ] ... I had to survive. •••• Join the discord! https://discord.gg/3E6p8AdQVR ••• Stone goals will be re-updated soon.

The story of an Emperor who has the universe at his fingertips and five beautiful women in a battle to become the Empress. Many may earn his name but only one can claim his heart

Title: His Favorite Poison: Until Death Makes Us Worse Genre: Dark Romance | Psychological Thriller | Possessive Male Lead | Tragedy | Obsession --- Synopsis: It started with a scream. Mira Thorne kicked the back of the driver’s seat, rage and fear blending in her bloodshot eyes. “Stop the car!” she shouted, her voice cracking. But the men in front only glanced at her through the rearview mirror—smirking, silent, and cruel. She kicked again. Harder. The car swerved. CRASH! Glass shattered. Tires screamed. The car flipped, spun, then hit a ditch with a thud. Mira’s body slammed into the door. Pain tore through her, but she didn’t wait. She crawled out. Ran. A flash of headlights nearly blinded her—another car almost crushed her bones, but she dove aside at the last second. Blood in her mouth. Her limbs shaking. Then she saw the forest. Thick. Dark. Unforgiving. She ran straight down the hill—stumbled—rolled—tumbled into the trees. The air tore her lungs, but she didn’t stop. Behind her, car doors slammed. Footsteps followed. “Stop running, Mira!” She didn’t. Gunshots rang out. Bang! A searing pain exploded in her arm. She screamed, fell again, rolled over dry leaves and stone. Still, she rose. And then… She saw it. A mansion. Dark stone. Down the hill. Looming like a sleeping beast. She ran. Her legs barely holding. Her blood soaking her sleeve. And just as she stumbled past a cluster of trees—she saw him. Standing at the edge of the mansion’s balcony. A glass of wine in hand. Eyes sharp and expression unreadable. Damien Voss. She screamed, desperate, broken. “Help me!” He only raised an eyebrow. And behind him—two tigers stepped into view, their fur glinting in the moonlight. Mira froze. The men still chased her. Gunshots behind. Her vision swam. Her legs gave out. But she stood. She ran toward the tigers. They lunged. She dodged—barely. Her mind screamed to survive. Her body obeyed. She reached the edge. Damien tilted his head. She collapsed in front of him, kneeling, gasping, kowtowing at his feet. > “Please… save me.” He crouched down, cold eyes meeting hers. His fingers curled under her chin. > “If I save you… what do I gain?” Behind them, one of the pursuers screamed— A tiger ripped into him. The others tried to escape. Too late. Damien raised his hand. The tigers stopped. Silent. Obedient. One man’s body was already torn open on the grass. Mira trembled. > “I’ll give you anything,” she whispered. “Money?” “Everything. My soul. My life. Just let me live.” Damien’s lips curved. He chuckled. Low. Dark. He waved his hand. Bullets rained. His guards appeared from the shadows and opened fire—merciless and precise. Mira flinched as blood splattered beside her. She didn’t dare move. --- If I can’t be happy, nobody can,” Mira says. “If I want you to be happy, you will be,” Damien replies. “I’ll kill anyone who stands in my way—including you.” “Then I’ll buy coffins for both of us—or we can share one.” “I’ll be your poison.” “Then I’ll take it.” “I will never be with you.” “Then you’ll be the reason the world ends.” “I don’t care if the world drowns in blood.” “Then I’ll make it happen—and you’ll be the star of the show, my little pet.” ____ She called herself a thorn. A curse. A walking poison. He called her entertainment, obsession—his favorite game. Even when he vomited blood, he reached for her. I told you I will be your death she said > “I’m attracted to poisonous flowers,” he replied “Till death tears us apart,” she whispered as she watch him frown in pain from the poison. “Till death tears us never,” he swore, pressing his lips to hers. warning warning the FL and the ml are red flags

She ran from a life that was suffocating... only to fall into the hands of the man fate had carved for her. A year ago, Kelsey Anderson escaped a rushed marriage to a dangerously magnetic stranger. She thought she'd buried that part of her past_ until the very man she fled from shows up and drags her back into a world darker than she could imagine. Lucien is powerful, untouchable, and terrifyingly captivating. A vampire who’s lived over a century without knowing desire_ until he found her. For someone like Lucien, love is not tender. It’s obsessive. It’s possession masked in silk. And when he’s denied what’s his, he doesn’t wait. He takes. Now, locked in his mansion and bound by a past she didn’t ask for, Kelsey must navigate her way through his cryptic affection, seductive dominance, and the secrets he guards behind those midnight-black eyes. But Lucien isn’t just a vampire. His world is steeped in blood, power, and a hunger that goes far beyond the physical. She hates him for what he’s done. He craves her for what she is. But beneath the resentment and fear simmers a chemistry that neither of them can deny… and a soul-deep connection that might be more dangerous than any enemy stalking in the shadows. Because once a vampire claims his soulmate_ he never lets go.

In a world shattered by its own sins, monsters walk beside men—beasts born not of darkness alone, but of the very rot festering in human hearts. They are the Never-Weres—soulless, heartless abominations that stalk the living and raze all good that dares to stand in their path. Against them rise the Never-Slayers, fierce warriors tasked with shielding the fragile remnants of humanity from annihilation. Behind the fortified walls of the iron-willed city of Kharvald, a young woman lives in quiet solitude. With no family to comfort her and no one to whom she belongs, she bears her pain in silence. She is Ori—radiant, determined, and quietly burning with ambition. Orphaned by fate, left only with a crumbling bakery and an impossible dream, Ori kneads dough and frosts cakes to survive. Her hands, though soft from sugar and flour, carry the calluses of secret training, of quiet resilience. For though she sells sweets to the city’s tired souls, what she truly craves is something far more dangerous: To become a Never-Slayer. She hides her training, shelters her hope—but deep down, she knows. She is far from the warriors who stand against the dark. Her dream is a flicker in a storm. Until it appears. The Sun-Wielder System—a mysterious force, ancient and godlike, a gift from a being—chooses her. It whispers of strength. Of glory. Of power beyond what any Never-Slayer has ever known. And Ori, starved for purpose and clinging to the dream her parents never saw, accepts. She accepts with every corner of her heart, every shard of her broken past. If this greed—this hunger for meaning—can become her salvation, she will chase it into fire and shadow. But such gifts never come free. And the price? May burn brighter than the sun itself.

Noah was a person who had the determination to know things about the world he lived in. In the world where Noah lives, great things happen. He wants to explore various places and things in his world. So he started to gradually move towards his goal.

Veritas "Trust no one. Not even yourself." Born with cursed crimson eyes and hair pale as winter, she was always told she didn’t belong. Haunted by shadows of a past she can't remember, she sets out to master the darkness inside her — to find answers, to take revenge. The empire whispers of an orphan with forbidden powers. The temple sends a saintess to destroy her. And beside her stands a kind, charming duke… too perfect to be real. But nothing is as it seems. Every smile hides a dagger. Every truth has another face. And the deeper she goes, the more she realizes: the biggest lie… might be her own life. “This story is also being posted by me on Royal Road: https://www.royalroad.com/profile/741264/fictions”

Marrying off Princesses to Kings and Princes for the peace of two countries has always been a practice, but how does one marry their daughter to The Beast? Esmeray, the second Princess of Atrofall, had never been anyone’s favourite in her Kingdom. She was always treated as an outcast, even by her own family. She was stubborn, short-tempered, reckless, and very ill-mannered for a Princess and so much more. But when The Beast and his Monsters attacked her Kingdom, she was the first one to jump into the front line to fight, only to find out that her father had offered her to the Beast King as a peace offering, and her mother and sister made sure there was no way out for her. Betrayed by her lover and her family, Esmeray swore that she would take her revenge on them, no matter what. But in order to do so, she needed to stay alive, which seemed more and more difficult as she got close to the Beast. King Kaelenor of Scafera, also known as the Beast King among humans, ruled over the non-human creatures and shape-shifters. For centuries, they tried to stay peaceful with humans, but they were betrayed again and again. Thus, when Kaelenor became king, he swore he would not show any humans any more mercy. The attack on the Atrofall Kingdom was just the beginning of his plans, but he never expected the King of Atrofall to offer their human daughter so easily to slaughter. He pitied the woman but did not care for her much. He already had a Palace full of women at his beck and call, why would he be interested in a human girl?

I was an orphan. A useless, lonely orphan who had to become a killer to survive. I had no one. No family, no friends, I was always alone. Until I wasn't. In the blink of an eye, I died. Quite literally infact. I was killed in cold blood and even then, I had no one to mourn me. No one to weep for me, no one to miss me. I woke up in another life. A life one could only dream of. I became the long-awaited daughter of the most powerful king, the beautiful and adored sister of the 7 powerful royal princes. The envy of every young maiden in the entire country because I was loved and pampered. The dream of every young masters. Because I wielded the most power, it truly seemed like I wore the crown.

Have you ever heard opposites attract... Cold as ice, and crazy as a hatter, Alex becomes obsessed with Lilith, a flower that is too delicate to withstand the darkness that exists in Alex, but even though they are impossible to separate, she is so angelic and sweet, but who would say that that angel would end up falling? in her clutches and that she would enjoy it

Ashley Callie West has been to three different highschools in the span of three years and hasn't made any friends, now she's at NorthCrest High. What happens when she finally finds herself making friends and enjoying her stay in NorthCrest High....who knows she might even fall in love too.

The death of the sun only brought eternal night. The gruesome loss from which the new sun is stagnant in rising. His progression towards Godhood, succession of the golden champion, and freedom to choose his destiny, the path of the new sun.

I'm back…again Back in my body after death and on the day my husband returns from his war as a hero but he didn't come empty-handed… beside him is a breathtaking young maiden who he declared will be his woman and his new Queen. But spoiler alert, I already knew this because this isn't my first life. Turns out I died and returned again to this bitter life. Fortunately, I was ten steps ahead of everyone and I won't be pushed and treated like a nobody anymore. Thankfully, I reincarnated with a special skill, a skill I was going to use to torment everyone… including my husband, the king. Now back to my husband who I had sacrificed everything for, I instantly filed for a divorce and handed him the papers only for him to say in a dismissive and firm tone; “You are still my wife and I WILL NOT SIGN those papers.” But instead of looking disturbed, I simply left the papers on his desk with a vow. “Oh yes you will, my Lord.” I was done trying to make him fall for me and since I was given a second chance at life, I will torture him until he finally signs those papers.

In her previous life, Su Anya was plagued with misfortunes, and the root of her misfortunes was herself. Her cowardness filled her path with pain and sufferings. Su Anya was kicked out of the school as she was framed for cheating in a competition, at that time she couldn't even fight for her own justice. When her most trustworthy best friend stole her designs, she didn't even have the courage to confront him. Her sister died as a result of her carelessness, making her despised by her own brother. "You are the most selfish person." These are the words that kept haunting her, and she wanted to run away from them. Finally, Su Anya found an escape route, i.e., death. After suffering, the heavens give her a second chance, and Su Anya is reborn ten years back. In this life, Su Anya had decided to make amends with her regrets. Su Anya's plan does not include revenge; instead, she intends to make peace with all of her regrets. Regret for not taking a stand for herself. Regret for distancing herself from her brother and sister. Regret for being a weakling and a coward... In this life, she will make peace with her regrets...

YOU THERE! YES, YOU! Are you horrendously broke? So broke you're digging through the same pair of jeans hoping spare change has magically spawned? Well, aren't we all? But fret not because we've got a solution so simple, so foolproof, you'll be diving in headfirst before we finish this sentence. DUNGEON TREADING! Sounds dangerous? That's because it is! But not too dangerous! Probably! Anyway, here's what you need to know! 1. Resource Treading - Perfect for the cautious type. Venture in, scavenge materials and raw gems, and get out before the dungeon seals shut and spews out a hundred raging Minotaurs with a taste for human limbs! And you'd be surprised how often this happens!!! Just last week, we got a report about some poor guy who got torn up so bad we had to collect him like scattered loot. I mean, seriously... we found a piece of him on the other side of the dungeon! It was like playing a jigsaw puzzle on hard mode, except instead of a picture of a cat, it was... well... Larry.... that was actually quite traumatic actually— Ahem... 2. Beast Treading - Tailored for the more adventurous types!! Slay the horrors that lurk within: from Solfrit fire ants to full-blown Chimeras! Bring their cores to our front desk AND GET PAIDDDDDDDD!!! ..... So now that you know the rules, join Crosstails, a struggling party that enters the dungeon in search of credits to repay a cosmic being they offended. And as they get swept up within the cruelty of the dungeon, they meet an eccentric knight who may not be what he seems. [DISCLAIMER: Star Idol Inc. is not responsible for any deaths, dismemberments, devourings, disintegrations, or unexpected plane shifts. Tread responsibly.] Additional tags. Dungeon crawling Beast hunting Cooking Pseudo-harem

LGBT BL - OMEGAVERSE 18+ Claire Chester, a student who had just moved up to Grade 11, felt that his school life was much better after he was finally recognized by many students as a popular Alpha. He was good at fighting and could also socialize well. However, no one knew the secret behind the popular Claire was actually a recessive Omega who refused to recognize himself as an Omega. Bad memories of when everyone knew his identity made Claire do everything he could to cover up his identity as an Omega and everything went very well. Until he made a mistake when he met a cold Alpha who seemed to be shunned by everyone, Fein Stanford. "Give me your money or I'll beat you up!" Claire ordered Fein. However, Fein instead cornered Claire against the wall and locked the man up. "What's with that face of yours, hmn? Oh what is it, I smell some pretty sweet pheromones in here," he said with a smirk on his face. From that day on, things changed in Claire's life as one annoying Alpha found out his identity. Will Claire be able to mask his identity for much longer? Or is this the beginning of his nightmare with Fein Standford?

Earth, thousands of years after the apocalypse. A boy with amnesia woke up in the middle of the Dregs, the worst part of Crimson Fungus City. The boy grows up and manages to become strong enough to pass an exam for one of the most prestigious jobs in existence, a Zephyx Extractor, someone that can harvest the powers of Specters. Zephyx Extractors have the power to travel kilometers in seconds, read minds, and destroy mountains. In this oppressive world, they are the only ones who can change their destiny. Sadly, the boy had already gained a power from a Specter in the past, which made him ineligible for the position. His dream was dead. Or was it? Join my Discord: https://discord.gg/EfePH46Aru If my patreon gets more than 1000€ per month, I will increase the word count of my chapters! Join my Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=27791050