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[WARNING: MATURE CONTENT] The Emperor’s runaway brides have formed a rebel group of scantily clad beauties trained in honey trap techniques. Delphi Chastain is their leader, a fiery beauty with a big axe to grind and a dream of freedom she’s willing to die for. EXTRACT: “Kiss me baby?” she said in her best babydoll voice. He didn’t have to be asked twice. Niko pinned her arms above her head and kissed her roughly with all of the force of the desire he was feeling. Three, two, one! she counted in her head. She bit his lip at the same time as she brought her knee up as hard as she could and kneed the man in the groin. “Ooaah,” he moaned. He fell sideways off her, clutching his balls. She leapt to her feet and sprinted off, picking up her belongings on the way past. “Thanks for saving me baby,” she called cheerily at him as she ran away. “Sorry about the crown jewels, but I’m not going back to the palace, so I don’t need them.” Post-WW3 there’s just the Island, and it’s ruled by the Emperor. It’s back to the good old days of polygamy and keeping women covered and chaperoned. The Emperor has raised Delphi and seven other gorgeous girls in the palace to join his harem, training and surgically enhancing them, like treats in a fantasy smorgasbord. But the girls escape and sail off the Island to the uninhabited Mainland, now overrun by mutant tubiàn beasts created as weapons during the War. Hot on their tails are the Emperor’s Honour Guard. Delphi leads the Girls over, under (^_-), and through the enemy, as they battle and tame beasts and men in their struggle to build an army to take down the Empire. Can the girls survive on their own on the Mainland and build a rebel army? Are there any trustworthy men, or are they all the same? Can the Guards resist the charms of the warrior girls? Do they want to? #enemiestolovers #sexywarrior #r18 #smut #post-apocalypse #war #action #fastpaced #scifi #betrayal #revenge #beast taming #battleofthesexes

[LitRPG / Isekai / Adventure / Action / Comedy] Inspired by Mushoku Tensei, God of War, Bloodborne, Elden Ring & Warhammer 40k. Zen Hawthorn is a strange fellow, born with a curse that makes everyone questions his sanity. In a cruel twist of fate, he embarks on a journey to avenge his grandfather; further unlocking the mysteries of the world he lives in. Join him, on an action-adventure-romcom journey filled with Demons, Celestials and Cosmic Beings as he narrates from his humble beginning, to the prevention of the Demon King's resurrection and more. Beware of plentiful memes, Easter Eggs and references found within. This story contains Japanese folklores, Norse & Greek mythology along with Elves, Demons, Reptilians, Vikings and Dragons. Have fun reading! Book 1 - Not An Isekai Story (Completed) Book 2 - Not An Isekai Story Unshipped (In Progress) Book 3 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story (Coming Soon) Book 4 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story Unlimited (Coming Soon)

The bride had run away and she was brought in to impersonate her, scoring a handsome husband for free. Her husband was rich, domineering, and had a great physique. Young and vigorous with plenty of strength! The boss wants to take advantage of her? Acquisition! Someone is bullying her? Blacklist! A car hit her? Smash it! "Honey, you're too violent." "I can't help it, I can't stand seeing others bully you." She was touched, thinking that happiness had arrived and that she could become Mrs. Ryan for real. Until one day, he packed her luggage for her. "Leave, she's back now." She hid her pregnancy diagnosis and left in style… Five years later, she returned home with her twins. All of a sudden one day, "Mommy, some scammer dared to impersonate our dad, we beat him up! We should be rewarded, right?" "Beat someone up? And still want a reward?" Who did these two little devils learn this violence from? Wait a minute? Their dad?... Sofia rushed to check, and who was locked in the restroom if not Mr. Ryan Gregory! Ryan Gregory roared, "How do you educate the kids!" Sofia raised an eyebrow, "I can’t help it, it's hereditary!"

This is a story that took place in 1927 and portrays a family of peasants who lived in the countryside in Hungary. Where a beautiful girl is born, perfection never seen before, eyes as clear blue as the sky, skin as smooth as silk, hair as blond as wheat in the sun. With an outcome that was never expected…. BLONDE LIKE HONEY

Felix Ariel, a typical Floridian, found himself transported to a mysterious kingdom in another world. However, a misunderstanding led to Felix accidentally killing the king, resulting in his untimely demise. Following this tragic event, Felix's spirit encountered a mysterious being who identified as Felix's ancestor. This entity claimed that Felix had been cursed by an unknown individual. For Felix's safety, the ancestor bestowed upon him a system for self-defense. Upon returning to Earth, Felix realized that he would be transmigrated to the alternate world at noon due to the lingering curse. To prepare for this unexpected transmigration, Felix relied on the system, which required him to gather oil and gold to enhance his abilities. Thus began Felix's quest in the other world. With his system, he brought firearms and an ambition to spread liberty... for prosperity and freedom. ... Author's note: I got burnt out after trying to write a serious, action-packed story. So, I guess I'll return to what I do best: writing a stupid comedy novel. Again, this is a satire story. Expect memes and stereotypes. Don't take anything seriously. Lastly, this story takes place after Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World. The MC is Leo's descendant. You don't need to read the previous novel to understand this story, but those who have will enjoy some easter eggs.

What’s it Like to Eat Your Own Words? Salty? Bitter? No clue? Then go ahead and ask Fara. Fara Brianka Genio, the powerhouse CEO of her own advertising agency, lives by one unshakable rule: No romantic relationships between employees. Period. But life is a bitch, Honey. As the boss, Fara takes integrity seriously, both in her company and her personal life. But things start to spiral when her five year relationship with Sean hits a rocky patch. Just as she’s trying to hold it all together, along comes Ziggy, a charming, aggravating employee with a knack for causing trouble. One fateful, blurry night, Fara mistakes Ziggy for Sean, and the next morning… let’s just say clothes weren’t part of the equation. Now Fara’s facing the biggest PR crisis of her life named her own love life. What’s a woman to do when the no-strings rule tangles her up in chaos? Can she keep her cool as the boss, or will Ziggy flip her world upside down?

Could waking up in a body not your own be the worst thing to happen? Perhaps not, or possibly yes. After all, a Prince is after me, and a Duke wants to marry me, but do I want either of them? And if everyone loves me, why did I die in the first place? Oh, and to add to it, the High Mage insists on unlocking my grand potential, but I've never been able to use magic. What to do?

Delve into the world of a medical student with mysterious power. Who awaken a dragon accidentally. But when a grim reaper started threatening her life, the dragon becomes her protector.But fate separates the girl and the dragon leaving her in protection of the dragon enigmatic older brother who hold deep dark secrets more dangerous than any external threat. Explore into a world where trust , loyalty, brotherhood, friendship will be tested and uncovering the hidden truths unknown to anyone. ------------------------------------------------------- Excerpt :- **Hazel** -( voice sharp and clear , eyes filled with anger ) You mean nothing to me ! Get that to your mind. I can protect myself. I don't need your help. You hold no importance to me . When she is about to turn and leave, a strong hand pulls her back and pinned her against the wall. Ryan - (Blue Oceanic eyes blazing with anger and possessiveness) Say that again Honey Bee ! and I will make sure to let you know my fuc*ing importance in your life. **Hazel** - ( glaring at him ) You think this will work on me ? you don't scare me Ryan. I'm not some damsel waiting for a hero. The one who I believed was already gone and now no one means anything to me. ( tension crackles between them , taking a step back , he run a hand through his hair. Frustration clearly evident on his face) Ryan - ( leaning closer again, voice low and intense) I care for you Hazz more than you realize. I'm not good at expressing myself but trust me and give me a chance.I'll never break your trust. ----------------------------------------------------- Except:- Dylan -(leaning against the table , voice soft and emotional ) I'm back Hazel.... but you're not the same anymore. **Hazel**- ( looking outside ,avoiding his eyes )And what's about the game you played with me? You know everything still remains silent. Dylan - ( looking at her face) some secrets are meant to be kept. Some lies....exist for a reason.

Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. "Please select a song to dance." "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" "Select a song or disappear?" "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" "If you want to revive, become an idol." "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: All of the lyrics of the songs will be written by me. But some songs will be inspired on real life songs. Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from.

“I like you Rahul! Please please be my boyfriend~” with a honeyed voice a girl standing in front of me confess her feelings to me. Am I dreaming? It must have to be a dream because the girl standing in front of me was none the less the famous model and singer miss Salina from my class. She is quite a famous in town and in college. Her mother was originally from Briton which contributes to her beauty. You get it where she is coming right? So the famous celebrity of college who can choose a rich guy or guy with great future she is confessing her love to me who don't have money, either great future or more precisely want to describe myself a loner who don't have any friends.Something is fishy here.

After being rejected by her fiance at her wedding alter. Mariana was forced to accept her reality but not rather to let the day end without her getting married. so she rush out to find any random, good looking man to marry her. Please marry me, I promise to compensate you in whatever way I can," Marina said to the man staring at her with confidence. "Alright, I will." After the wedding, "I want to get a divorce. Let me go Aiden."  "No, you are my compensation for marrying you," Aiden remarked, on his lips hanging a cocky smile.

[Sweet, satisfying, pampering, lots of face slapping.] Zhang Caishen's era had come to an end and he could never rise again, or so they said. But why did he seem to be getting richer and more powerful even if he was now crippled and abandoned by his betrothed? Why was he suddenly so unnaturally lucky? The answer was simple; his new wife!! Lin Alix was not lucky when it came to her family. She was the older, less loved and less talented one in comparison to her younger sister who stole everything from her. But fate intervened and she got lucky when it came to a husband, not only was he wealthy but he loved to spoil her. Suggested by her infinite luck gaming system, Alix married her sister's unwanted crippled husband to be and stepped on the path of a winner in life. She swept up music awards, gained international recognition and got her revenge on her cruel family while becoming Beijing's most envious wife. "Are you crazy, you willingly married a crippled man?" her friends asked. "Yes, but have you seen how much he pampers me?" she asked in turn. "She will cheat on him, he is a cripple and he can't perform his husbandly duties." others gossiped. Alix looked at the so called crippled man who climbed into her bed night after night and laughed. Sorry, he was more than capable. "Honey, I am here to perform my husbandly duties." he would always say coquettishly when he flipped her over. This book is participating in the WSA and the author will appreciate all your support. Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction, nothing should be compared to the real world no matter how similar. You can also check out my other works here on Web novel.

[ Warning: Mature content R-18 ] So a depressed God, A inebriated Goddess, and a confident Demi-God walks into a Nightclub, right? They were all brought by Dialoco, a mythical faun who wanted to make the special anniversary of nightclub one to be remembered for eons. And thanks to one Demi-God pissing off a powerful Mafia Boss, he just might get it. A tale of action, adventure, intrigue, and redemption.

Honey is an Ex Esports pro in VRMMORPGs. Taken out due to her dominant demeanor, she was outcasted despite her skills. She was too Dominant For the shier men around her in the leagues. Her once-promising career ended, and she Started Sleep Streaming to make ends meet as her parents continued to profit off her previous career in gaming. She now hopes to change it all with the new Gabin Corporations VRMMORPG Galaxy Online. A game set in a new Universe that they have taken years to build and create with the latest and greatest VR technology and Artificial Intelligence. Join Honey as she tries to recreate her Career as Sleepy Wonder in Galaxy Online. This Story does contain 18+ content and Erotic sex scenes. There is gore in some scenes, and the story is not meant for those under the age of 18. Please be advised.

*Starting this book soon* "It's Piper, right?" My name rolled off his tongue perfectly like honey. I had to grind my thigh together to stop the ache at my core. Just the sound of his voice speaking my name has me in a hazy mess. "Yes!" I said trying to sound okay. Piper this can't be happening, I said to myself. He's a teacher for goodness sake, why him?. **** This new hot teacher shows up at Rosamond highschool and had everything female teacher and student drooling spit and falling in love but Charlie wasn't there for any of them. He was there because he had found his Luna, Piper Jackson. And he would do anything to have Piper. Piper's life was a mess. After her mother's death everything just went haywire. Her older brother disappeared and her twin sister became popular and drew away from Piper. Piper's survives by having a part-time job and being friends with Prime and Asher. What happens when Piper finds out about her mother's secret and her new future as the Luna?. What happens when she finds out her new friends weren't who she thought there were?. What happens when her missing brother turns out to have ran away?. What happens when she finds out she's enchanted?. There's so much more in store for Piper than she could have possibly ever imagined.

Manny is a troublesome child that takes pleasure in tormenting insects and animals. He meets his nemesis when he attacks the bees of The Honey Great hive, badly injuring their queen. After giving him seven days to turn a new leaf and he fails the quest, the animal system is Unleashed on him that turns him into a bee. He is to serve his time working for the bees, learning how to be a bee and feeling the pain of a bee. He is to continue this in rotation with all the animals he has hurt till he turns a new leaf. In return, he is also rewarded with real life rewards like intelligence, smartness and strength, which he can use in the real world to fight his enemies. When he morphs back into his body as a boy, he is also given quests that he has to complete with mouthwatering rewards. He does this, in rotation amongst all the animal and insect kingdom until he truly learns to be empathetic and he gathers new powers. The government announces an apocalypse and gives citizens measures to be safe. But it is not enough as demons have begun to evade the city. He seeks the help of the animals plus the powers he has amassed from his system and he tries to defeat the apocalypse and more!

Xia xiaotao was absent-minded and encountered a car accident after witnessing her boyfriend cheating. after her unexpected rebirth, she was bound to the simulated island game she was playing before her rebirth. Anything the player gets in the game is available to the real world. The unexamined Xia Xiaotao decided to use the island to change the trajectory of his past life. Delicious fruits and vegetables, fresh honey, fragrant soft bread, kitchen utensils made of special materials, etc., are all loved by customers. As the island was upgraded a little bit, Xia Xiaotao's Xia Xiaotao grocery store gradually became famous.

little boy cried" mama mama papa where are we going" he sniffed "Carlos baby don't cry mama is here for you" she said " Stop playing around with that kid Margaret and pack the bags" father said  "mama papa please i do not want to go anywhere i want to stay here with Janette"the little boy thats not up to 10 years old "Carlos where we are going to you would find new friends infact more than a hundred friends" she said "Mama but i really like Janette she really friendly"the boy said  "They are here " the father said                                "Open the door or we will break it down" the village judge said "Honey what are we going to do"she said              "You and Carlos go through the back door ill b right behind you"   "  Honey I can't leave u here " she said "I said go now!"

Jian rue gazed back at the ugly gray alien while stumbling and running. he clumsily tossed a stone at it "Fuck just leave me alone!!!" Suddenly a warm pair of hand grabbed his waist and tossed him over a study shoulder. "Xing yu!! let me down! you fucker!!! The said man chuckled and playfully smacked his butt. "Honey, I'm saving your life~" "I had it under control. Now, let me go!" Jian rue bit his shoulders hard until the sweet taste of blood filled his mouth. "Hiss.. baby, you're making me hard~" Jian rue froze. "W-why are you following me! why me.." Xing yu stopped running, and with a swing of his sword, the ugly tentacle alien was slayed. He gentnly pulled him down and hugged him close. Peering into his eyes, he smirked, "Because you are my betrothed,"

How she wish the time could be reversed. All she wants is for him to just love her back only for a second. But that could never happened in this life time.... Sabrina Darlington attends the birthday party organized by one of her school mates in highschool, when she met that man she'd waited for all her life.... She really hopes he can smile at her, or maybe hugged her for it's been so long they saw each other, but was surprised when he asked her with a raised brow: "Excuse me! Who are you?" She thought he never recognize her because it's night. But the next word she heard made her heart dropped: "Honey, so you are back." The birthday girl said and hugged her dream man.

At her Coming of Age Ceremony when she turned eighteen, she accidentally stumbled into his arms and became the midnight gift for the youngest magnate in C city. They got to know each other inside and out in just one night, and surprisingly, he planted two little buns within her. After the incident, she ran away, and he turned the world upside down looking for her. . Years later, he cornered her on the bed, bent over elegantly yet domineeringly, "Miss Yan, could you tell me where your children came from?" She chuckled, "They were freebies with a phone top-up!" His eyes darkened, "Very well! Then we will top-up again tonight!" . After the words, they played rock-paper-scissors, drew lots, topped up the phone, and he planted another little bun within her!

In a world where dungeons, gates, and towers dominate the land, unleashing monsters that threaten humanity, ordinary people awaken as Hunters to combat these horrors. Julie, an orphan struggling to provide for her twin sisters through countless jobs, finds her life forever changed when she awakens as a Hunter. While joy fills her heart at the chance for a better future, frustration soon follows when she discovers the strange and weird system tied to her awakening. Determined to rise above her circumstances, Julie embarks on a relentless Hunter's journey, ready to defy all odds and transform her sisters' lives for the better. [ WARNING:Mature and adult content ] futanari_yuri_harem

Love exist in many form almost in all relationship. There are love as sweet as honey, as bitter as kale, as sour as pickled lemon, as salty as salt. There are love as deadly as a black hole, with no future. There are love as passionate as fire unable to be extinguish. People always have different meaning and understanding of love. Some people say, “love is when you build up each other.” Some people say, “love is when I press myself into your back at night and feel our future.” Some people say, “love is comfort in uncomfortable places.” Some people say, “love feels like coming home.” Some people say, “love is when someone starts to take up space in your mind.” Yet, none of them could really describe what love is. Love exist and yet it meaning remain unsolved. While it is simple in word, however it is complex in action. Love make a person happy, sad, and mad at the same time. The obsession, the burning and mixed emotion that one felt when they are in love will always remain a mystery. How do you fall in love? How do you fall out of love? Aretha, the fruit of love between her mother and her father, blessed by the Angel of Death, grew up among the dark reality of the world. The love she has to go through filled with thorn, walking the long path away from happiness. Yet she earn for a love as warm as sun. The same love she used to feel with the family she love. “Ella, I know how badly I had hurt you, but I love you so much to let you go. I rather die than to be apart from you.” “Then you should just die.” “Aretha, anything you want, I will give it to you. I shall grant your wish however you pleased. If it the world that you want, I will bring the world to your feet.” “I don’t need it.” “Aretha, do you really have to leave? Can’t you stay, here, with me?” “There are people I need to protect.” ................................................................................................

Gwendolyn Black had all of her hopes dashed when her family moved to their little hometown. She hoped to keep a low profile or so she thought because she meets this interesting yet mysterious clique with unnatural beauty and charisma called the "Populars" and strange things seem to happen around them. She gets obsessed with revealing their secret thanks to the niggling feeling in her stomach - her instincts never lie - and due to an interesting chain of events, she suspects they are vampires. But then, vampires aren't hot? Or are they? Let's join Gwendolyn on this journey as she fights to uncover their secret? Also, When she finds out what is it they're hiding, would she become prey to them or an ally? Or even their nemesis? Read to find out. ~~~~~~~~~~ "Looking For me?" A deep husky voice echoed from her back and she almost had a heart attack. Where did he come from? As a simple reflex, Gwendolyn turned around and her eyes almost popped out. Here was Duane shirtless and only on jeans. Her eyes caught the trail of sweat that traveled into the prominent V of his abdomen and she gulped. This was sex walking in daylight. "Like what you see?" He snapped her from her thoughts. Gwen glared at him yet went ahead to ask, "H-how did you hear that question? I need to know because I'm sure as hell that you were distracted as I was. Hence, there was no way on earth you could have heard that," Duane chuckled, the kind that sent tremors down her body, "That's your mistake honey, I was listening in class," was his reply as he leaned against the wall, coming too close for her liking. He was invading her senses, his presence was making it too hard to concentrate, "It seems you need to be spanked, you weren't listening in class," He said suggestively. Gwendolyn went red in the face but she would not be fooled by his flirting, which was why she said to him boldly, "I know what you are?" "What I am?" he was clearly amused, "Then tell me then, what do you think I am?" "A vampire,"

little boy cried" mama mama papa where are we going" he sniffed "Carlos baby don't cry mama is here for you" she said " Stop playing around with that kid Margaret and pack the bags" father said  "mama papa please i do not want to go anywhere i want to stay here with Janette"the little boy thats not up to 10 years old "Carlos where we are going to you would find new friends infact more than a hundred friends" she said "Mama but i really like Janette she really friendly"the boy said  "They are here " the father said                                "Open the door or we will break it down" the village judge said "Honey what are we going to do"she said              "You and Carlos go through the back door ill b right behind you"   "  Honey I can't leave u here " she said "I said go now!"

In a world where women outnumber men, Jin Hae-sol is transported to the planet Rakote, where gender norms are reversed and men are rare. Once an ordinary office worker, Jin is given a handsome appearance and youthful body by a mysterious entity named Pony. His mission is to become an idol and help repopulate the planet, which is facing extinction due to the severe lack of men. Hae-sol journey to stardom begins when he wakes up in a hotel room with the director of Honey Entertainment, a powerful figure who can secure his place in the idol world. As he navigates the pressures of fame and competition, Hae-sol faces the challenges of being a rare male in a female-dominated society and the moral dilemmas that come with his new status. • I didn't write this novel; I'm just translating it

In her past life, she was betrayed, and the pain still lingered. Yet, when she got a chance for redemption, she took it, despite her fear. Her sole goal was to ensure that she didn't suffer hell again. But fate had other plans. When she met him, she discovered that his home was hell. Lucian Kenz was charming, captivating, and everything that could capture her heart. "Hey, honey, you're not leaving tonight. Stay with me," he said, his voice low and husky. I felt a shiver run down my spine as he gazed at me with piercing eyes. "But that's against the rules," I replied, trying to sound firm despite the tremble in my voice. Lucian chuckled, his eyes glinting with amusement. "I will break any rules for you, baby," he whispered, his breath sending shivers down my spine. He held my chin, his fingers sending sparks of electricity through my skin, and kissed me. At first, it was just a kiss. But then I felt his tongue send something cold into mine. I pulled away, shocked and disoriented, and spat into my hand. My eyes widened in horror as I stared at Lucian. "You...," I began, my voice trembling with fear and revulsion. But before I could finish, Lucian shushed me. "Hush, darling," he smirked, his eyes glinting with amusement.

[Full Version Free] "I'm pregnant!" Hallie Morgan just wanted to get some money for an operation from Dylan Collins, but ended up being taken home by the Collins family. Dylan Collins: Grandpa, I've only met this woman once! Hallie Morgan: What's so interesting about men? Men are nothing compared to the happiness of making money. I don't want to get married and have children at all! Grandpa Collins: The child is already on the way. Whether you want to or not, you two are getting married! ...... After their marriage "Honey, I want this movie role." "It's yours." "Honey, my terrible parents say they want to cut ties with me. What should I do?" "Cut them off. From now on, you're my little princess in the Collins family." "Honey, my ex-boyfriend says I'm not good enough for him." "Dump him." "Honey, I put your ex-girlfriend in the hospital. What now?" "..." Every day, Hallie Morgan is testing the boundaries of her husband. But the more she tests him, the more she discovers. When it comes to spoiling her, he has absolutely no limits!

Imagine graduating college in a few months, and then the apocalypse happened. What’s more, dungeons and monsters appeared, superhuman powers awakened and the world changed, yet Jade remained as he was—the ever so heedless, unbothered, emotionless, and weird guy manning the cash register. But some people deemed him lucky because he seemed to be unaffected by all those happenings. But would they still believe that when Jade came home one day from his night shift, tired and hungry, to find a dungeon gate right inside his house? The worst thing that could ever happen to him was get sucked in that gate, however, instead of the gate, strange Seekers are sucking up to him instead. Jade: Why is this happening?! Seeker 1: Help me go back to my world and I can give you everything you wish for. Seeker 2: I don’t care about going back to that damned world, so can you just let me stay here with you? Seeker 3: Jade, honey, you’re the best Minder! I need you, so come with me to my world. And so on… these Seekers are all lunatics forcing him to help them go back to their respective worlds! But how can Jade do that, when all of them were just mere characters from books?! Now, what will Jade do?