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Henry Esprit and Andrea Leno are a new couple in their Junior year of high school, however they both have their own hidden sides. Henry come from a clan of exorcists, specializing in exorcising evil spirits and other spiritual beings. Andrea comes from a family of demon slayers, who specialize in killing and sealing demons. This is a story of Henry and Andrea who seek to advance their lives and relationship while hiding their secrets and protecting each other.

What if, you were thrown into an unknown world not as baby, but a mere teenager? A world of horrid creatures that seek to kill and rend your flesh? Fighting monsters that exist within the waking world - and the dream world as well. To survive, one must become strong and outpace what seeks to kill those who are attempting to survive. So come along and watch a boy rise to the top - or fall to the very bottom, never to see the light of day again...

Henry Calder always dreamed of becoming a Formula One legend, but betrayal from his best friend, Liam Parker, crushed his ambitions before they could take off. Missing his chance at the Formula One Academy tryouts, Henry spent his life watching others live his dream until tragedy struck. At 43, a fatal car accident ended his unfulfilled life, but in his final moments, he wished for one more chance to race. When Henry wakes up as his 18-year-old self, on the very morning of the tryouts he once missed, he realizes he’s been given a second chance to chase his dream. Armed with the mysterious Racer’s Edge System a powerful tool designed to sharpen his skills and guide his journey Henry is determined to rewrite his destiny. But the road to Formula One is treacherous. Old rivalries resurface, shocking truths come to light, and the pressure of the racing world threatens to overwhelm him. Can Henry overcome his past, outsmart those who stand in his way, and rise to become the greatest driver of all time? The green flag is waving. This is his second lap and this time, he’s going full throttle.

This is a story about a modern man inspired by great conquerors, like Alexander the Great and Genghis Khan, to conquer another world. And, for that, he will utilize modern knowledge to develop his kingdom and innovative war strategies to conquer everything. Since he was a child, Henry loved reading about Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan, the greatest conquerors of all time. He idolized these important characters that molded humankind history with their own hands. Henry was always amazed by their great war tatics and strategies, that allowed them to conquer the world. He wanted to become someone like that. Unfortunately, he was born in the modern times and in a place that war was not a common occurence. Alone, he began to play hundreds of strategy games and eventually became a professional player, famous for his crazy and intelligent way of thinking. However, one day, due to unknown circumstances, Henry died and found himself on the long road to reincarnation, from where he jumped into the Dimensions River and reincarnated as the King of the Stahl Kingdom, a poor and cold nation surrounded by barbarians and wild life. He was finally in a place where he could conquer and dominate. A place where his brilliant tatics and strategies could dictate the way of the whole world. He wanted to follow the steps of his heroes and become the conqueror of the world. ______x_______ Note: I will be uploading a minimum of two to three chapters a week. Also, english is not my first language, so if you see any mistakes, please drop a comment on the paragraph. _______x_________ If you are liking this novel, leave your vote and review!

In order to survive, Perry needs to become a chef and help his system upgrade. He needs to understand the chef rules of this world and help 100 strong people upgrade through food. The chefs in this world need to get a license to cook. Perry needs to face many challenges and he also needs to act like Henry to avoid being discovered by others.

Rong Xinghe with an indescribably painful past: from being thrown down a running train by her own family at 13 to getting stabbed in the heart by the one she believed to be her one true love. She went through it all, building her foundation over the ashes of that very past, by the dint of her unconditionally supportive, 6 sworn brothers. Xi Yuan, an astoundingly successful businessman with an equally horrid childhood. Haunted by Acute Autism since birth, the man had to watch the two people he dearly cherished get killed right in front of his eyes at the age of 15. Both, troubled by their darkness, brought together by fate at a party. While it was love at first sight for him, her fears were too deep for her to realize the unexplainable emotions stirring her heart to just his presence. One, the Queen of Bullets; another, the King of Business. This is a tale of those two melting into each other...

A reputation as ‘The Most Feared Gunslinger In the West’, and the Law hot on his heels, Henry Morgan had lived a full life. So when it all ended with a gunshot to the back of his head, he was quite ready. He embraced death… He embraced his end. Except it wasn’t the end… Some mysterious [Powerful Forces that be] wrenched him out of the world he knew and deposited him into the body of a version of himself in a Parallel world. A world where something as ‘impossible’ as Magic apparently exists. These [Powerful Forces that be] went a step further by granting Henry a System and issuing him strange prompts and Quests that send him down a road of Adventure and bloodshed all so he can etch his name in history and show this world and its many ‘wonders’ just how deadly a Gunslinger can be…

Lili’s day was already bad—awkwardly stalking her crush Yen—but getting killed by lightning and summoned by a bored, overly dramatic god? That’s just rude. Now stuck in Keios’s bizarre “game,” she has to tackle absurd challenges while figuring out why this forgotten god picked her of all people. With her life, dignity, and love life on the line, Lili’s about to learn that even death doesn’t excuse her from chaos. Soon, She embarks on a journey with Yen and friends they would meet.

A rich and rude man falls in love with a college girl who gets her pregnant before marriage. He misses her and tries to find her. The cute and warm thing between them makes this story great. She is innocent and small. And he is the complete opposite of her. The journey was beautiful and full of love

In a world where ancient secrets and advanced technologies collide, Dr. Sophia Kim, a brilliant Korean archaeologist, uncovers a hidden civilization deep within the Amazon rainforest. As she delves deeper into the lost city, she discovers eerie ruins, mysterious artifacts, and cryptic messages hinting at an otherworldly origin. *Main Characters* 1. *Dr. Sophia Kim* (Protagonist): A determined and resourceful archaeologist driven by curiosity and ambition. 2. *Kael*: A rugged, skilled warrior with an unknown past, who joins Sophia's expedition. 3. *Dr. Henry Lee*: A rival archaeologist with ulterior motives. 4. *Aria*: An enigmatic, technologically advanced being from the lost city. *Conflict* 1. *Treacherous Jungle*: The team faces deadly creatures, treacherous terrain, and ancient traps. 2. *Rival Expeditions*: Henry Lee's team threatens Sophia's discoveries and claims. 3. *Ancient Technology*: Unsettling powers and machines awaken, posing existential threats. 4. *Internal Conflict*: Sophia's obsession with uncovering secrets tests her relationships and morality. Action-Packed Plot Twists 1. *Lost City Revelation*: The team discovers ancient structures, artifacts, and writings. 2. *Technological Marvels*: Advanced technology and energy sources are uncovered. 3. *Alien Connection*: Aria's true nature and purpose are revealed. 4. *Battle for Survival*: The team fights against rival expeditions, creatures, and the lost city's defenses.

Ding [congratulations you have acquired the Celestial{God of speed}System] [Do you accept the term and conditions of the system] With a huge claw at his face ready to take off his head, sending him back to the dark abyss from which he had just arrived not so long ago, already accepting his fate for a second death. Henry saw a holographic screen flash in front of him, one that would change his new life for the better... or worse, seeing no other option in his current dilemma and with nothing else to lose. "Yes, yes i accept!" he screamed out with determination and hope that this might just be a miracle here to save him from certain doom,and indeed it was. [You have successfully acquired all the functions and priorities of the system,including its benefits and disadvantages] Henry saw the screen again but that wasn't all he saw to his disbelief everything in the surroundings including the ferocious beast trying to kill him, were now completely still with the lion's claws just a few centimeters away from his head. "Wow, i guess this must be part of the benefits the system granted," he exclaimed with surprise "But what about the demerits?" I guess we'll find out soon enough as this was only just the beginning. Now with his newly acquired "cheat" system in a new world he had just been reincarnated to. From an urban civilization to an even more futuristic, civilized urban utopia where magic and technology are well versed, Henry must find his true purpose in the new world as he discovers more beings like him both good and bad. And as he navigates his way to a better second chance, making new friends and encountering old foes courtesy of his predecessor. Going against both celestial entities and monsters from other realms and doing as he pleases, defying rules of the multiverses and discovering worlds beyond. "Or maybe I'll just kick back and relax in this New World." SNEAK PEAK! Henry stood face to face with the mysterious figure, their suits a stark contrast to each other. Henry's white and gold suit gleamed in the sunlight, while the other figure's black and purple suit seemed to absorb the light around them. A mask covered the figure's face, making it impossible for Henry to discern their identity. "You're quite the legend, Henry," the figure said in a low, gravelly voice "I've heard a lot about your skills." Henry's eyes narrowed. "Who are you?" The figure chuckled. "Someone who's been watching you. Someone who's been waiting for the perfect moment to strike." Henry's grip on his fists tightened. "What do you want?" The figure smiled, their mask glinting in the light. "I want to see how fast you really are." Without warning, the figure took off, their black and purple suit blurring as they sprinted away. Henry's eyes widened, and he grinned. "Game on!" he exclaimed, taking off after the mysterious figure. The two speedsters tore through the city streets, their suits leaving trails of distorted air in their wake. As Henry left a trail of gold lightning so did the figure leave one of purple. Henry's Nitro suit glowed with a brilliant white light as he pushed himself to his limits, his feet pounding the pavement in a blur. The mysterious figure was fast, but Henry was determined to catch up. He focused all his energy on the chase, his senses heightened as he navigated the crowded streets. The city became a colorful blur as the two speedsters clashed in a battle of velocity and agility. Henry's heart pounded with excitement, his mind racing with the thrill of the chase. Who was this mysterious figure, and what did they want? Henry was determined to find out. Crap! I wanted to write more but looks like I've reached the word limit. Sigh* Well I hope I've gotten your attention with all this, i like my summary to always look like a trailer, that's why it's so long. Anyways check more of these when you read my book and support, I'll appreciate. Gracias! Check my discord link in bio, join for more info.

Born into a life of luxury and secrecy, Henry has always been confined to his father's estate, trained by elite tutors and mysterious figures like the beautiful and deadly Layla. But Henry yearns for freedom and adventure beyond the gilded cage. When his father announces that it's time for Henry to attend school, his life is turned upside down. As he navigates the challenges of the real world, Henry discovers hidden abilities tied to an ancient power that his father had hinted at. However, Henry soon learns that his world is inhabited by mythical creatures, some of which pose a threat to human safety. As he develops his powers, Henry must battle these creatures to protect himself and those around him. But Henry's greatest challenge lies ahead: breaking the curse that has haunted his family for generations. With the help of his allies and his own growing strength, Henry must confront the darkness of his family's past and shatter the curse that has held them back. On a more personal note, Henry has already set his sights on building a harem of strong, beautiful women who will stand by his side as he navigates the dangers of his world. With his charisma, strength, and determination, Henry is confident that he can win the hearts of those he desires and build a loyal following of devoted allies.

Moyo and his sister Bella thought they had all the answers. They were intelligent, beautiful, and wealthy, but their arrogance often got in the way. They thought themselves too big to help with chores around the house or participate in group assignments in school. They were born into a wealthy family. However, their attitude was more of a concern for the family. Being the last kids of their parents with a silver spoon in their mouth, they usually got away with some actions. Moyo and a group of rude friends bullied his peers, especially those in the lower class of life, and Bella's beauty got to her head, and her words were like serpent venom to girls and boys who were not equal to her. beauty got to her head, and her words were like serpent venom to girls and boys who were not equal to her. To those equal in wealth and beauty she considers friends, she bosses around. Their parents eventually got tired of their unruly behavior and decided to do something about it. They agreed that the best option was to take the twins to live with their strict grandmother in the South African village where he grew up with wise people. Nia, Moyo, and Bella’s grandmother is a wise and kind woman who does not tolerate indiscipline. Mr. Henry Landford, decided to show his children his struggles while growing up chasing his dreams before he became wealthy in America. Thus, his mother in South Africa was the only answer. Grumpy and sullen, Moyo and Bella arrived at their grandmother’s house determined not to cooperate with her. They tried many tactics to get themselves out of there but failed. While they thought their life in South Africa would be boring, filled with a hell of torment in their grandmother's house. What Moyo and Bella did not know was that their grandmother Nia was a well-known scientist inventor with a secret in her sleeves. Nia decided to take them on an adventurous, captivating tale of stories, proverbs, The story of the great inventors of the world, and morals to straighten them. Nia told them to sit on her red reading chair, and Moyo and Bella thought like every grandmother she was going to narrate a story from a book to them. However, little did they know that Nia had a scientific secret. The kids suddenly found themselves in trouble as they were magically teleported into the story world, where their lives would change as they would experience themselves as actual story characters in parts of Nia's MOONLIGHT TALES.

Takeshi Machikawa, A violent headed, arrogant and destructive No parent Shut-in, feared by people back at home and in the world he was sent in. he is determined to dominate ever since of young age, now at an unfamiliar fantasy like world, he feels it could be accomplish. read as this bloody tale tells the horrid atrocities this one young man could do, alongside other people that got dragged into this.

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On one particularly dark night a horrid battle takes place up on a hill near an ancient castle. It looked like a boy but it fought like the Devil himself - and within a single night - every legend and notable general of the kingdom lost their lives. War is on the horizon, a princess takes a very dangerous boy into her private chambers and the creatures of the night have had enough of humanity. "I will be posting this story on RoyalRoad.com

Kael never asked for the power of geomancy, nor did he desire to be thrust into the heart of a war that could destroy everything he’s ever known. But when gods descend from the heavens, tearing apart his world, he discovers that he’s the last hope to stop them—and the earth itself has chosen him to wield its devastating power. Fleeing from a village destroyed by celestial forces, Kael is forced into a dangerous journey with two mysterious rebels: Liora, a fierce warrior bound to the shadows of her past, and Merek, a disillusioned healer who hides a secret that could change everything. Together, they seek refuge in an ancient underground stronghold, where forgotten prophecies, old battles, and the ancient power of the land itself await. As Kael grapples with the earth’s overwhelming power, he must also face a devastating truth—the gods are hunting for him. His very existence threatens their reign, and they will stop at nothing to destroy him. In the struggle between godly might and human defiance, Kael finds that the only way to survive is to master his gift, but at what cost? A relentless pursuit, a war that shakes the heavens, and a young man torn between his duty and his humanity. Kael’s journey will test his courage, unravel long-hidden secrets, and force him to confront the terrifying legacy of the gods. Will he be the salvation his world desperately needs, or will the power of the earth consume him? Bound by Earth, Unbound by Fate is a pulse-pounding epic fantasy filled with explosive action, ancient mysteries, and a protagonist struggling to rise above the forces of destiny. With divine forces at play and the world on the brink of collapse, every choice Kael makes could decide the future of all. Prepare to journey through a world where the earth itself is alive—and where even the gods must bow to fate.

"Is it true that snakes mate all day long?"   One day, Won suddenly goes into heat at school due to a marking left by his ex-boyfriend without permission.   When he hurriedly hides in the bathroom, a man who appears to be a werewolf rudely confronts him, but in his desperate situation, Won promises to sleep with him and receives his help.   It turns out that he is not only Won's junior but also the illegitimate child of the center director who is monitoring Won...   "...Who are you really?"   "A crazy bastard who wanted to get involved with you."   What is the true identity of this man who seems to be lurking around Won?

This story is about an arrogant and rude but adorable side villain who was bullied by our female protagonist the first time they meet . Although it was the side villain doing first who jumped on her but our Fl took the lead . Sian , an intersex who was an agent of secret agency, was transmigrated to the world of cultivation novel her little sister was reading. Sian was transmigrated as a noob character who was destined to die, her role was to serve the main leads , where she meet the side villain who failed her plan to live a peaceful life after her Transmigration.After the guilty night they spend , Sian agreed to the take the deal he made, side villain is rude , arrogant and evil with wicked plans, is also cute , sad and playful that Sian didn't know yet. After some twist and turns their fates took path of marriage. The female protagonist who never cared about relationship was falling in love, the side villain who was always rude and stubborn was became a cutie pie. Both took care of each other and protected each other throughout their journey while encountering other characters from the plot. Falling in love , fighting each other and reconciling. The book cover is not owned by me. The novel is of reversed couple theme contains :- Intersex FL , mpreg, reverse couple, BL. ( If you are ok with this please read , subscribe and like too) Thank you!

"Sure, I'll get along with the villain if it means I can keep breathing." Ralph de Guzman, a part-time employee, dies suddenly in an accident. Instead of moving on to the afterlife, he wakes up in the world of Arventia, a fantasy series he binge-watched the night before. Now, he's trapped in the body of Nicodeim Thorne, the eldest son of a duke and nephew to the king. The problem? Nicodeim is just a mob character destined to die at the hands of Livius Sarrafort, the villain he used to bully as a child. But with the help of a mysterious system that reveals key moments shaping Livius’s path, Ralph sees a way out: keep Livius from turning into a villain, and he might just save himself in the process.

“I need this job, Ralph, and I’m willing to do anything to get the job, I mean anything you want.” I told him, walking over to his side and sitting on his table, spreading my legs to give him a good view of my thong. “What makes you think I would fall for this cheap act of yours, what makes you even think I’m interested in your body?” he asks me, his eyes fixed on my cleavage. “I know you like me, Ralph, you can’t take your eyes off my body, I see you drooling when I walk by and I know you want more of me. Besides, how can you not want more when you’ve had a taste of me already. You popped my cherry, remember?” I asked him, putting my legs on his armchair, fixing my eyes on his. “Fine, you win, you got the job, goddamit! Just get out of my office before I do something stupid.” He yelled at me, pulling his hand through his hair in frustration. I smiled excitedly as I jumped down from the table, heading for the exit. “And Victoria, ”he called out to me as I opened his office door. I turned with a raised brow praying in my heart that he doesn’t change his mind. “Be very careful around me, I can be very dangerous when provoked. This emotional blackmail won’t work on me all the time. The next time you try to seduce me again, I won’t hold back, I would screw you right here on the bare table,” he warned me sternly. I know that was meant to sound like a threat, yet I moaned at the thought of him bending me over on his table and screwing my brains out.

-WARNING - ADULT AND MATURED SCENES WERE DEPICTED IN THIS BOOK In the game of love, these two players don't intend to win. *Dual POV:* *Richard Wellington's Story* Born with a weak heart, billionaire Richard Wellington has always shielded himself from love, fearing the risk of heartbreak. But when his parents insist he chooses a wife from a selection of 15 high-society candidates, Richard must confront his deepest fears. *Sofia Blake (Reed)'s Story* Fashion enthusiast Sofia Blake has been burned by love and believes it's a fool's game. Desperate to escape her cruel stepmother and evil stepsisters, Sofia accepts a job as Richard's personal assistant and judge for his wife search. But as she navigates the treacherous waters of high society, Sofia finds herself drawn to the one man she's supposed to resist. As Richard and Sofia work together, their initial disdain for each other slowly gives way to a forbidden attraction. But with their past heartaches and fears threatening to tear them apart, can they find a way to heal and open their hearts to each other? Will the Wellington Empire's legacy be secured, or will Richard and Sofia's love be the downfall of everything they hold dear?" What happens when these two individuals who hate each other and are unreceptive to love, starts growing feelings for each other?

Henry is a young man who dreams of uncovering the unknown only to be disappointed as there is almost no unexplored part of planet earth. Still he traveled everywhere looking for adventure until he eventually landed in the Amazon, where the journey of a lifetime awaited.

Henry has a mountain of debt. Henry is not that bright but he can surely punch hard as shit. With a stroke of fortune that he had never experienced before Henry finds himself in an ancient yet familiar land. Debt doesn't seem to care where he is though. See Henry punch his way to wealth and glory and maybe even finally pay off his principal balance.

Captain Henry Donnager expected a quiet career babysitting a dusty relic in Area 51. But when a test unlocks a portal to a world of knights and magic, he's thrust into command of Alpha Team, an elite unit tasked with exploration. They join the local Adventurers Guild, seeking to unravel the secrets of this fantastical realm and the ancient gateway's creators. As their quests reveal the potent forces of magic, they inadvertently entangle in the volatile politics between local rivalling factions. With American technology and ancient secrets in the balance, Henry's team navigates alliances and hostilities, enlisting local legends and air support in their quest. In a land where dragons loom, they discover that modern warfare's might—Hellfire missiles included—holds its own brand of magic

FROM GRACE TO GRASS This book tells the story of Ben, a billionaire business tycoon who had it all: wealth, a beautiful daughter, and a kind-hearted wife. But when disaster strikes, his world comes crashing down. His billion-dollar container ship capsizes in the ocean, wiping out his fortune and leaving him without contracts, properties, or even a home. To make matters worse, his own people turn their backs on him. Will Ben rise above his circumstances and reclaim his former glory, or will he succumb to his new reality? Will he become a shadow of his former self, or will he find a way to rebuild and rediscover his true strength? This is a story of loss, resilience, and the true meaning of success.

Good Looks: More handsome than gods. OP Skill: Perfect Copy. PP Size: Massive. Wealth: Abundant. Mission: Defeat the Demon Queen. Henry was your normal, handsome high school student; he never got in fights or trouble as he was too busy focusing on girls. Unfortunately, his life was cut short when he got in trouble with Mafias, who ended his life. Henry was given a second chance at life in a new world by a goddess–the goddess of lust under one condition, defeating the Demon Queen. In the new world, magic wasn't a myth as all humans had Mana flowing in them and different power systems, but something was different in this world: the females were stronger than the males, and 90% of the world's population were females. In this world of swords and magic ruled by females, Henry was determined to reach the top alongside all the beauties he could gather but that was easier said than done as he had to fight his way to the top, but no female could defeat his lust system. Additional tags: Smut - Weak to strong - Magic - Action - Beasts - Monster girls - Elves - Demon girls - dragon girls - No NTR - No Yuri - Handsome male lead. A/N English isn't my first language, so use the paragraph comment in case you spot any grammatical errors. Also, lots of lemon, I haven't written all of it, but I know there's going to be a lot. 200 power stones for 1 bonus chapter. 300 power stones for 2 bonus chapters. 400 power stones for 3 bonus chapters. Check out my other book: Lust system: Monster Girl Harem

Hailey is a beautiful and feisty princess. Her rude nature makes her exceptional. She dislikes the idea of being betrothed to a prince of a neighbouring county, but she has no other choice than to marry him owning to her habit of driving suitors away. Damien Grey, King of the Vampires in the Persia Empire disguises himself as a knight of the Royal Palace Of Wintercrest. His motive is to take Revenge on Crown Prince Lokki, Elder brother of Hailey. Damien's biggest mistake was to listen an act on the lies told by his sister, Princess of the Vampires. Damien knows his future lies with a human,but he didn't expect his mate to be a rude feisty Princess. Will Hailey accept her fate? Will the Elders of the underworld accept a human as their Queen.

“What do you think you are doing with my father?” Henry asked in panic. “Giving him a son he would be proud of,” I replied with a slight smile. ••• The famous Musk family were known for their riches and prestige, but mostly because Hozier Musk, who came from nothing, had made a name for himself. Along the line, he realized his sons had become arrogant with his wealth. So he decided to put them to a test. He disappeared from their lives for eight years, but he gave his son a task, and whoever won would own a greater share of his wealth. Now Henry, his second son, married a wife who helped him build his reputation and wealth till he was richer and more successful than his brother, but he ended up divorcing her. But as fate might have it, Emily, his ex-wife, met his father, and she took matters into her own hands. But it doesn’t end there, as things got drastic really quickly. 

Henry Savoy was a mixer—not bartender!—and the owner of a little local dive called the Walking Stick. After a particularly great night, just as he was about to close up, a sudden storm hit his bar. But—he didn’t die. Or... did he? No, I'm just fucking with you. Much to his surprise, he was transported into the world of Tearh—one right out of a fantasy novel. When he awoke, monks immediately declared him the Chosen One. Worse yet, he’s not exactly the hero type, and worse still, this world has no idea what an alcoholic beverage even is. All Henry wants is to get back home to the Walking Stick. So that’s what he’ll do—if the calamitous daemon lords, knights, saints, aristocrats, and a few meddling gods don’t get in his way. If there’s no way home, Henry will make one, because the Walking Stick will always need her mixer. "Or you know, I might stay here because fuck you. That's why."