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I thought being laid off from my job was the greatest of my worries but I just had to wake up in a ship's cockpit after my space game crashed. Now I have no map, no friends and no money. But that's ok, I've started from the bottom before! With my starter ship I will scour through space as a Mercenary and maybe even start up a Mercenary Company while I'm at it! This ain't my first rodeo in space after all! Except... Apparently my crew members are weird? The guy who bumped into me yesterday was found sliced up and floating outside the space station. The girl who tried to honeytrap me was reported missing with only a finger found in an alley. And then that merchant who scammed me had his entire ship blasted into bits by unknown vessels the very next day. Some people say my crewmates were behind it but they must be mistaken, right? I only know one thing for sure... In space, no one can hear you scream... *** Notes: Any R-rated scenes will be denoted by a '*' followed by an 'R' with the number of 'R's showing how much of it is R-rated. '*R' would be around 25%, '*RR' would be about 50% and '*RRR' would most likely be the entire chapter. Also, gene splicing and cybernetics exist in this story. What does that mean? MC is a futa for one and there's going to be other futas showing up as well. You can join our discord through this link: https://discord.gg/CRrb56c

Time is broken. Memories fade. Reality skips. Salem Grey wakes to find days missing from his life—his reality glitching, his memories slipping away. With each skipped day, the world gets stranger, funnier, and darker. Why is time falling apart? And what if… it’s not just the world that’s broken, but Salem himself?

He was straight. Even after dying and waking up as the protagonist in his sister’s BL web novel. He was straight. Even with all the male leads practically throwing themselves at his feet. He was straight. Even when his heart inexplicably skipped a beat during romantic moments with one of them. He was straight. Even now... when he could somehow get pregnant. He was straight. There was no denying it. HE. WAS. STRAIGHT! "So, can someone please help me get out of this goddamn novel already?!" [Warning: 18+ content and there will be some themes of non-consent, mentions of abuse and suicide.]

Cuando el alfa de la manada HALO es obligado a conseguir una esposa, este decide ir a los Confines, una instalación donde puedes encontrar toda clase de donceles y comprarlos para que sean de tu propiedad. Kai Lockwood es un doncel que ha tenido la mala suerte de ser llevado a la Instalación pero no le queda de otra que aceptar su destino de ser vendido como ganado. Entrenados para satisfacer a sus compradores, Kai solo desea la libertad y vivir una vida tranquila fuera de todo el dolor que está en su interior. La libertad que tanto quería llega un día para cambiar el rumbo de todo. [Novela boys love] [Capitulos Cortos] [Romance, Slice Of Life, Mpreg, Discapacidad] [No acepto Traducciones o Adaptaciones sin mi permiso]

Four brothers. One haunted hotel. And zero common sense. When a late-night road trip takes a wrong turn into the jungle, the Takahashi siblings check into a hotel that looks like it came straight out of a horror movie. The twist? They’re the kind of idiots who laugh at ghosts... until the ghost laughs back. A perfect blend of horror, chaos, sibling nonsense, and undead sarcasm. Welcome to Room 402. Check-in if you dare... but pray you check out.

After losing a dare at her freshman party, Sayu is forced to do the unthinkable—ask out Hayato Arisaka, the most gorgeous, untouchable, heartthrob on campus. It was supposed to be a joke. A harmless moment of humiliation. Except… he said Yes?! Now Sayu’s stuck in a whirlwind of rumors, unexpected attention, and a boy who might not be as simple as she thought. Is he playing with her? Or does he have secrets of his own? All she knows is: 'this' was never part of the plan. [Or was it?] * * * * * * Author’s Note: New Chapters Every 3 Days (2 per release) This is my very first Web-novel, and I’ll do my best to stay consistent with updates. I hope you enjoy Sayu’s chaotic college life, her not-so-ordinary romance, and all the drama that comes with it. Your support means the world to me — even just reading this story helps more than you know!

In this world, magic is a special power possessed only by a select few. The Ascendents, humans chosen directly by the Gods and Goddesses, possess extraordinary sometimes even terrifying power. They are capable of mastering magic and other forces with unmatched skill. Because of this, Ascendents are highly valued by the kingdoms to protect the realm and ensure the prosperity of the people. However, not all Ascendents have noble hearts. Some of them have fallen into dark ambitions. They crave power and seek to dominate the world with their abilities. They look down on ordinary humans and refuse to be seen as equals. Often, these Ascendents spread terror, cause chaos, and even kill without mercy. With the power of an Ascendent, a human takes one step closer to the might of the Gods. If they can break through the limits of their strength through the grueling and painful process of Ascension, they can even become a God. Amidst the chaos caused by the wicked Ascendents, ordinary people can only cling to one hope: a protector. Someone who will rise, stand against evil, and bring hope to a world on the verge of ruin. Who will become the true hero and save the land from destruction? Find the answer in this story!

Don’t have looks? Don’t have money? A complete nobody? Fear not! Because you’re definitely doing better than Dante! After reincarnating in a pathetic mine infested with goblins and a spider the size of a wagon, Dante discovers he has one thing no one else in this magical world does: shamelessness — and a lot of creativity! Armed with intelligence, strategy, an RPG system, and a kind of charisma anyone can fake, Dante is determined to level up, earn respect, and rule the world! Win at life and overcome every twist — even if the whole world thinks you’re the ugliest thing alive! ==================== This story is about a badass guy who ended up dying tragically and being reincarnated in a magical world to become a better person. This doesn't necessarily mean he'll become a better person. In fact, you'll see him use absurd strategies to gain fame and notoriety. The character has completely bizarre and even comical attitudes, but that doesn't mean he's stupid. Quite the opposite. In this story, you will find a harem — as the title suggests — lots of adventure and as the story develops, you'll see a kingdom system. The focus will be on the context within the world and on the people (worldbuilding). It's a story focused on a guy who wants to do well in life and HOW he's going to achieve that (even though he's ugly). The unique part of the story is that, technically, you can apply some of the lessons from the story yourself. Of course, keeping in mind that it's a fantasy. But nothing the protagonist did is impossible to apply (I'm living proof of that). That said, happy reading. ==================== [2-3 chapters per day]

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Mo Yourou was raised her entire life by the Tang family, but when she turned 18, she discovered that she was not actually a daughter of the Tang family. Her last name was Mo, and according to what the Tang family said, her real family was a family of poor merchants.

They say you can’t love two people at once. But what if they’re the only ones keeping you from falling apart? Charlotte has it all—money, power, and a mind sharper than a blade. But behind those walls, she’s hiding a secret that could shatter everything. Annabelle lives a double life: saving lives by day, serving drinks and tempting hearts by night. She’s the wild card no one sees coming. Melissa is the PA who promised herself she’d never get involved. Yet, when her lips meet fire, and her heart betrays her, all bets are off. In the heart of New York City, love blurs into obsession, loyalty flips into betrayal, and three hearts get tangled in a messy, dangerous game. Will they survive the chaos? Or will their secrets destroy them all?

For ten long years, Tatsuya Fukushu lived through hell. Every day, he was beaten. Every day, he was mocked. Every day, he was reminded that the world didn’t want someone like him. The cruelty of his classmates became routine—their fists, their words, their laughter. He endured it all in silence, believing that someday it would end. That someday, if he just kept going, peace would come. But peace never came. One day, something inside him shattered. And in a blind, terrifying moment of rage, he killed them—the three bullies who tormented him for a decade. His hands were stained. His heart, empty. He thought he would finally die. He wanted to die. Instead, he woke up in another world. A world of magic, kingdoms, and ancient prophecy. A world where people could fly, summon fire, and carve mountains with a sword. A world that felt too alive for someone as broken as him. Tatsuya didn’t rejoice at the second chance. He hated it. Hated the sky, the air, the mana that pulsed through him. He wanted silence. He wanted peace. And most of all—he wanted to disappear. But fate is rarely kind. A strange knight named Paul found him, battered and aimless. He claimed there was a prophecy. That someone like Tatsuya had been foretold. Tatsuya didn’t believe a word of it. He didn’t trust him. Why should he? But Paul didn’t ask him to believe. He simply trained him—day after day, sword in hand, never holding back. There were no kind words, only discipline. No promises, only purpose. And slowly, through blood and sweat, Tatsuya began to understand. Trust wasn’t something that came from words. It came from action. And maybe, just maybe… He wasn’t alone anymore.

Spent almost two years in this marriage with a hope that one day he will recognise my love for him. It all went to vain and now he is handing me over the divorce documents because he wants to marry the only he woman he ever loved. "I don't need the alimony, keep it as a wedding gift from my side" Six month later, Sae-ju Yu is standing in the wrong department for attending her class. Crashes into the wrong professor and embarrassing herself in front of the whole class. "Can life let me settle at least for once?"

A picture of you Sometimes, a single moment is all it takes to change everything. When Jace photographs Amy, he doesn’t just capture an image, he captures a spark of something beautiful and unexpected. Their friendship blossoms into a connection full of laughter, kindness, and quiet joy, even as life throws its challenges their way. Though their journey includes moments of loss and heartache, Amy’s story remains a beacon of hope, reminding everyone that the brightest light often shines through the smallest moments. Together, they show how love and memory can brighten even the darkest days, inspiring others to find beauty and courage in their own lives.

Nas falas originais do romance, eu era uma vilã – usada como instrumento político por meu pai e meu irmão mais velho – que acabou morrendo nas mãos de meu futuro marido. Para salvar seu reino, meu pai implorou desesperadamente ao meu quinto noivo que me casasse. O problema é que o homem com quem devo me casar, o lendário cavaleiro do Norte, é o mesmo homem que acabará assassinando a mim e a toda a minha família. Tenho que encontrar uma maneira de sobreviver. Dentro do próprio romance, há muitos desafios assustadores pela frente: tenho que encontrar uma maneira de salvar a irmã mais nova do meu marido, conquistar o meu marido de coração frio e ganhar o apoio do povo do Norte, todos os quais atualmente Me despreza. "Eu estou apaixonado por você!" Então, por favor, não me mate!

The crew of the Training Ship UNS Singapore escaped from an alien fleet, finds themselves stranded on an unknown planet and has to survive against deadly monsters and magical creatures. Genre Sci-Fic, Fantasy, Magic, Kingdom Building, Army Building, Technology gap, War, Grand Strategy Book 1 Chap 001 - 200 Book 2 Chap 201 - 400 Book 3 Chap 401 - 600 Book 4 Chap 601 - Ongoing ---------------------- Audio Narration by Agro Squerrils on Youtube! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvM0lAnxdGo ---------------------- Please support if you enjoyed my story! =) https://www.patreon.com/neobear Discord https://discord.gg/A8Tm86V

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In wich an idiot mutant can create EarthQuake with is Fucking Hands! Crackfic some fight may be serious but its not the main Goal.

I was reincarnated into the coveted world of martial arts. But this world, something’s strange. “Lightness skill? What nonsense are you talking about?” “Sword Qi? Sword force? Puhahaha! To think there’s someone who actually believes in such nonsense!” It was full of idiots who spouted that lightness skills, sword qi, and sword force were all nonsense. It can’t be helped. I’ll show you. What real martial arts are.

Murdering out of hell- Endlessly regressing or reincarnating, one true name, many, many names. Every world... I somehow need to save all of them. I could just leave... but I can't. I can't leave knowing all of them will die. I will save them. All of them. Maybe then... I can rest in peace, in a new world. please support me :) *I am not going to be consistent with publish chapters sorry! I am busy with school but I will try my best!*

Syaako Emily Steven is a beautiful woman that's born to the Steven family, however she's living a lies in her life... what is the truth of her true existence.. find out in this novel

Helen, a bright and ambitious young woman with dreams of becoming a doctor, wakes up one day to a terrifying shock---she’s pregnant with twins, with no memory of how it happened. Confused and desperate for answers, her search for the truth leads her down a twisted path of secrets, lies, and dangerous entanglements. As she digs deeper, Helen uncovers a shocking revelation: the twins have two different fathers. One is a cold, calculating billionaire CEO with a reputation for getting what he wants. The other? A ruthless mafia kingpin who rules the underworld of Massachusetts with iron and blood. Caught between two powerful men with secrets of their own and their obsession with the children she carries. Helen must navigate a deadly game of power, passion, and deception, all while protecting the future she's still struggling to understand.