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"Give me a bunch of adorable players, and I can easily overturn a parallel world!" - so said Reveno·Murphy·Le Senbula Ps: The titles owned by the honorable Murphy include but are not limited to counterfeit vampire, celebrated NPC role-play artist, multi-talented Dog Planner, the only savior of Transylvania, benefactor of the old continent, defender of the new continent, brave and loyal earl, irredeemable big-sister fanatic, spotless saint of the Blood race, Alpha of the Night's Guard, and so on (here ignoring the other 108 nicknames). He's indeed the homebody of the Fourth Cataclysm and the best old friend when you need to clean up a mess, thus all testers of "Real Different World," please stand up when you see this line! Let us give Lord Murphy the highest respect! Murphy, ka-ka! Full marks!

Horrible Accident? Check Otherworldly Soul Yeeting? Check Taking over some schmuck's body who died around the same time? Check Unable to cultivate because the aforementioned schmuck's constitution is all messed up? Double Check In the world of Valresta where the great and powerful cultivate an energy called aether to get to where they are, Zhen Liu (Thomas Lee) is physically unable to despite having the qualities to do so. But due to a twist of fate, Zhen Liu is given the ability to create kaijin, strange and monstrous warriors to fight in his stead. By using this world's laws combined with his knowledge of Earth, watch as Zhen Liu stands above the so-called aether saints to become the one and only kaijin lord! "What the hell is a train"?! "Something that's about to kick your butt. Get him"! "Yes my lord"! Cover art done by JacKLYart on Twitter My Twitter: https://twitter.com/MajorMizako?t=23kOezglRcDjEUKcmpZQiA&s=09

Lily Martinez was a beautiful and ambitious student. She loves to do things on her own instead of getting help from her parents. She always tries to survive. Calvin Thompson, the leader of the school bullies, often clashed with Lily and made high school and university hard for her. Their relationship was complicated; they both loved and hated each other. Calvin made it his goal to challenge Lily and torment her. Their rivalry was famous on campus. Years later, after leaving those tumultuous days behind, fate brings them together again at a wedding—Mily's wedding, Lily's identical twin sisters' wedding. But in a twist of events, Mily exchanges clothes with Lily, leaving Lily to walk down the aisle in her sister's place. Now, Lily stands at the altar, face-to-face with the man she loved to hate, as his unexpected bride. Will Calvin discover that the girl he tormented from his past is now his wife? And if he does, will he accept her, or will their history threaten to tear them apart? Find out in this whirlwind tale of secrets, misunderstandings, and a romance born from chaos!

23.03.XXXX YES! I got into my dream college! Mom surprised me with cake and confetti.> 30.03.XXXX Been a week already ! finals are such a headace Wish it would it be done already ,I have been eyeing The blue dress for a while now , should I just get it? 06,04.XXXX Finally, a decent horror movie! Jes nearly Threw up at the gore...Worth it. 24.04XXXX Mom's been acting off lately.Maybe it's just because the anniversary is coming up.... I'll make her favorite breakfast tommrow. 09.05.XXXX OH MY GOD! Mom got me a ticket to JAPAN!! I've been dreaming of this trip forever!! I leave next month! 06.06.XXXX JAPAN, HERE I COME! ??.??.XXXX ...Where am i?

Imagine an ordinary guy who wakes up as a baby eagle after dying—confused, feathered, and in for a wild ride. Armed with a mysterious system granting him the ability to evolve, he dives beak-first into a world where freedom reigns, but strength is the ultimate ticket.

When the average man is suddenly thrown into a video game as an extra, fated to die, they might first think to hide or run away. But not Luka. A man now inhabiting the body, he simply wants to survive - no matter the cost - even if it means he has to kill the main character!

Sorry, i´m leaving. You should do the same

Thrust into a marriage she knows nothing about, Moon is thrown into another cycle of a loveless marriage, only that this time, she wasn't stabbed to her death with her gift. With his fierce determination to reclaim her life, she steps into the spotlight, turning his carefully constructed world upside down. His marriage is a duty to his grandmother. She's an obligation to him, overshadowed by his first love. To him, their marriage was nothing but a union of convenience, arranged by his grandmother. But as she rises in fame, William can't help but be drawn to the woman he once overlooked. Yet, danger looms closer with every step she takes. Can Moon outwit the past, or will it drag her back into a fate she barely escaped once before? In a thrilling tale of betrayal, revenge, and resilience, this book is a story of second chances, where love and hate blur and nothing is ever as it seems.

Lin Fang traveled through "Journey to the West," bearing the "Journey to the West" text, always thinking that by using his foreknowledge, he would definitely be able to live a prosperous life. However, he suddenly discovered something off about this "Journey to the West"—cannibalistic immortals, deceitful Buddha. Shocked, he turned his head to look at the "Journey to the West" under the dim light. There, the book was flipping its pages under the glow of the lamp, and every page shockingly displayed only two blood-red characters: Eat People!

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

"How many more will fall until you finally fill your greed?" "..." "How much more blood will you spill until you are satisfied" "Honestly I don't know..." The main antagonist, the air that the hero breathes and hates also the air that the hero cannot exist without that was who I had been become. There's just a little bit of clarification I need... Why the hell am I a Villain that's supposed to exist hundred years ago? and how the hell is he still 16 after 100 years?!

Andromache was cursed to roam around the Earth for as long as she knew. She killed her master's wife, Sicily, because of jealousy. Sicily was her master's sun while she was the moon, guiding him from the shadows. She was tired and so she slept. Years later, she will be waken up by a man who's shining so bright. "It seems the lady forgot" he says. "I am Cell, I was created to guide you to your death."

Sophia Akira, was popular as best-known fan-fic writer. She was childhood nemesis with Liam Tatsuya. Their hatred for each other was just a excuse why they argue and disagree with each other. Below the cower excuse of competition their love and trust for each other was unstoppable... Their love for each other was began in their high school days eventually creating high school love story but it doesn't stop there!!! their love went on to their camps days. Despite the problem they eventually continued to love each other forever!!

Draven Craftlock was a serial killer who lived for the thrill of the hunt—until a freak accident and a bolt of divine lightning sent him straight to his death. But instead of eternal damnation, he wakes up in a bizarre new reality… as a single drop of blood. Turns out, God has a twisted sense of humor. Stripped of his physical form and bound by three divine rules that prevent him from mindlessly slaughtering his way to the top, Draven now has to find a way to survive in a world of magic, monsters, and gods who see him as nothing more than a mistake to be erased. But he’s not alone—Emma, an eldritch, reality-bending clown, has been assigned to “watch over him” (read: mock him relentlessly). With his instincts still sharp, his bloodthirsty nature barely contained, and his new reality stacked against him, Draven is ready to play the game. If he can’t kill outright, he’ll just have to get creative. After all, rules were made to be broken… right?

Sean is a sixteen-year-old with a tasteless sense of humor. After enduring a harsh life from an early age, he decides to end it, believing death will grant him freedom. Unfortunately for him, even death slammed its doors in his face.

I was always the typical prankster, but Akira never reacted like the others. Instead of getting angry, she always smiled, and over time, that smile stopped being my target and became the thing I wanted to protect the most.

The story will be revolve around two main characters Kael and Fiona Kael with the bad luck was reincarnated as an ant and Fiona with some of their classmates have been also reincarnated to this world will they survive or no

Naniniwala ka ba sa kasabihang kung kayo, kayo? at "what's meant for you will always find you?" Kahit na imposibleng magtagpo ang landas niyo? Si Liyahn Cruz, simpleng babae at nangangarap na maging isang ganap na manunulat ngunit kailangan niya munang makapagtapos ng kolehiyo sa kursong naaayon sa kagustuhan ng kanyang mga magulang. Tuwing bakasyon umuuwi sila sa probinsya- tahimik at payapa at kung siya nga ang masusunod gustong gusto niyang manatili na dito. Para sa kanya perpekto ang probinsya para makapagsulat siya ng magandang libro. Si Yohan Vale, isang sikat na international celebrity (kung saan siya nagmula, anong bansa at anong lahi? kayo na mga mambabasa ang bahala, depende sa imahinasyon niyo). kilala sa larangan ng pagkanta, sayaw, at sa aktingan. Siya na ata ang pinaka sikat at perpektong male celebrity sa panahong ito. Ngunit sa kabila ng kasikatan akala ng lahat perpekto na ang buhay niya. Sa una naman masaya siya, sino ba namang hindi diba? pinapangarap ng lahat ang buhay na meron siya. Ngunit sa likod ng kamera pagod nalang ang nararamdaman niya at para bang wala na siyang katahimikan. Magkaibang mundo at landas. Sa paanong paraan kaya sila pagtatagpuin ng tadhana? Paano kung ang pagtatagpong ito ay mas higit pa sa inaasahan nila at hindi kapani paniwala? Pagtatagpong hindi kayang ipaliwanag sa realidad. Ang pagtatagpo ba nila ang magbabago at ang magpupuno sa mga kakulangan sa buhay nila?

The door slammed. I did not know what to do. I try to quite my breathe as I hear the sound of hoofed steps stirring through the darkness of the halls. I didn't mean for this to happen, it was expose to be for a laugh or two, but now there was no laughing to be heard. - Hello future reader, this is the author! This story is something I wanted to do for fun, so there will most likely not be any regular uploads of chapters, but I hope you'll enjoy my work! - Happy reading!

I suddenly appeared in the movie Journey to the West that I was planning to watch And why are the characters here all women? *This is an English translation of my other work, and I will edit a few things from my original work to make it more suitable for readers. *My first language is not English so don't expect good grammar

Just another bored writer making his own world. Wait, why do my characters know I exist?!

This is the life story of two clueless girls. A nameless maid knight and an indulgent princess. Pursuing their God-given destiny just like the other. Be brave yet so foolish. Be decisive yet so naive. It's their own thorny alley of fate into the brightest sunset of the end. Together they walk into the unknown path of life, either on their past, present or even future. May God be with them in every step and action. Protect them and their friends through the ups and downs of life.

An over confident lady who thinks that all boys will kneel before her will encounter a man who seems to unlike every girl in the world. Will she be able to melt this man's stone heart with her charisma or will she fall for her own trap?

Heartbroken after catching her boyfriend cheating with his colleague on Valentine's Day, Anya impulsively proposes to a stranger in a fit of rage. The stranger, a charming and enigmatic man, accepts her proposal without hesitation. As Anya grapples with the consequences of her impulsive decision, she discovers that her "husband" is not just a random passerby, but someone with a mysterious and powerful connection to her life. He's not just a stranger; he's her boyfriend's boss, a man known for his wealth and influence, but who has kept his true identity hidden from Anya. Now, trapped in a web of lies and deceit, Anya must navigate the treacherous waters of her unexpected marriage while uncovering the truth about her "husband" and his hidden agenda.

The time of legends has ended. The Holy Westphalian Empire is in decline. The demon wave is coming. Humanity's only source of salvation: the hero of prophecy. Too bad they end up summoning the clueless college student William and his friend Quincy by accident. Together, these two idiots must save humanity while experiencing pain and stupidity along the way.

Kagura a gamer body suddenly woke up in a fantasy world. What's even more strange is that his appearance has changed. He looked quite cute and small. As reality struck him yes he looked like a girl now but he wasn't really a girl . The form he took was the form of his character in a game he used to play. He was messing around and made his character feminine but that character was still a boy in the gender option Somehow he turned into girl looking god and has powers enough to destroy this world But he didn't travel around the world or conquer the world quite the opposite He is a lazy guy who Is a chill guy with no enemies so he built his own kingdom where monsters and humans lived Due to creating a kingdom like this his life wasn't going to be peaceful at all