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"Give me a bunch of adorable players, and I can easily overturn a parallel world!" - so said Reveno·Murphy·Le Senbula Ps: The titles owned by the honorable Murphy include but are not limited to counterfeit vampire, celebrated NPC role-play artist, multi-talented Dog Planner, the only savior of Transylvania, benefactor of the old continent, defender of the new continent, brave and loyal earl, irredeemable big-sister fanatic, spotless saint of the Blood race, Alpha of the Night's Guard, and so on (here ignoring the other 108 nicknames). He's indeed the homebody of the Fourth Cataclysm and the best old friend when you need to clean up a mess, thus all testers of "Real Different World," please stand up when you see this line! Let us give Lord Murphy the highest respect! Murphy, ka-ka! Full marks!

Horrible Accident? Check Otherworldly Soul Yeeting? Check Taking over some schmuck's body who died around the same time? Check Unable to cultivate because the aforementioned schmuck's constitution is all messed up? Double Check In the world of Valresta where the great and powerful cultivate an energy called aether to get to where they are, Zhen Liu (Thomas Lee) is physically unable to despite having the qualities to do so. But due to a twist of fate, Zhen Liu is given the ability to create kaijin, strange and monstrous warriors to fight in his stead. By using this world's laws combined with his knowledge of Earth, watch as Zhen Liu stands above the so-called aether saints to become the one and only kaijin lord! "What the hell is a train"?! "Something that's about to kick your butt. Get him"! "Yes my lord"! Cover art done by JacKLYart on Twitter My Twitter: https://twitter.com/MajorMizako?t=23kOezglRcDjEUKcmpZQiA&s=09

“You’ll regret this,” Aria spat, her heart breaking as she stared into the eyes of the man who once promised her the world. But Logan Vance only smiled, stepping back as he watched the light drain from her eyes. In a world where power is everything, Aria Callahan was the Luna who was forgotten—betrayed by her own mate, cast aside like she meant nothing. But when fate gives her a second chance, she’s no longer the weak, submissive woman she once was. Reborn with fire in her veins, Aria is determined to claim what’s hers and destroy those who betrayed her. When she catches the eye of Dante Blackwood, the Alpha feared by all, their fates become intertwined in ways neither can deny. He’s dangerous, dominant, and everything she was taught to fear. But Aria’s no longer afraid. With her new life, she’s out for blood. And if that means falling for the one Alpha her first mate feared? So be it.

Long ago, the benevolent Goddess of Tamer, a close friend to the beasts, was viciously attacked by Ignumbra, the bloodthirsty dragon with unmatched might and wicked intent. This attack at peace broke the once serene land into battlefields, as the birth of the legendary beast—Albatross—had risen from the dark-light unison, wielding immense might that finally conquered Ignumbra. Centuries later, Ren lives his life alone as a young boy who does not know anything about mysterious origins and the legacy that he bears.

It's an empathising story of Kelvin as he undergoes the tumultuous of life

When the sky changed, the world followed. Dimensions collided, birthing an Earth teeming with magic and peril. Silas awakens in a mysterious cave, roots entwined in his body, and a bond to an ancient, mystical tree he cannot explain. Stripped of everything he knows, he must navigate a stunning yet dangerous land, where even the smallest acts—like aiding an injured cub—could spark life-or-death confrontations. In this world of wonder and terror, Silas must uncover the truth of his origins and embrace the destiny written in his very roots. How far will he go to survive, and what secrets does this beautiful world hide?

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

If who am i was taken to a whole ‘ other level. I update daily, A new author follow enabledhypocrite on YouTube for daily updates on the book

Alden was not just another otaku—in the community, they called him Otaku-Sama. But suddenly, he found himself reincarnated as a skeleton in a world where magic existed. “System, display missions!” “Genie, fulfill my wish!” Nothing… But… “Voice of the world!” [Notice, the pitiful soul…] “Heck yeah.” Armed with the knowledge from hundreds of novels he’d read, Alden decided to take on the challenge in this new world. After all, survival of the fittest was the rule here.

Her heels made a calculating thud as friction were applied. Few petals from the bouquet she brought fell off the ground as if they were confetti for grand celebration. Every eye focused on Einne with her grand entrance as they were all swoon with her sweet smile. Her hair brushed off with the wind as she elegantly motioned towards the man who was too paused while looking at her towards him. She wore knee-length white flowy dress which match her cheerful strides. She was beautiful being who is refreshing to look at that the crowd fix their gazes on her. She brought with her bouquet of red roses as if she happily received them from her lover. It was like a scene in a romantic drama, they were picturesque, the man and a woman intimately yearn with each other. The spectators nearby them took pictures and videos and post it on their social accounts. They were trending with that they with the hashtag #Onthespotproposal #Couplegoals. “I-,“Kent was interrupted with her hands. “Just 5 minutes.” She pleaded to him. “Happy anniversary to us.” She shoved him the bouquet in his hands. “I thank you for your sincere love. I thank you for the seven years you stayed with me,” “Einne.” He looked at her that he was about to cry. He holds back his tears, no one could compare the woman in front of her. She gave him all her love for the past 7 years too. She deserved to be loved and protected. She paused and looked at him. This time there was no warmth in her eyes. Her eyes were full of disgust and disappointment. “Let’s break up.” She pulled the ring in her finger and handed it to him. “Einne, I,” he was interrupted again. He too was surprised with the reversal of this event. “There will be no wedding. I already cancelled all the accommodations we already planned. I already throw the invitations, incinerate them to be exact.” “You don’t need to explain further. I gave you the liberty at your disposal. I hope we will not meet in the future. Congratulations Kent. You were free in my grasp. Goodbye.” Einne walked out with satisfaction. No more shedding of tears, no more pleading, no more revenge and schemes. Let’s keep the plot short and simple. Her life is already a major plot twist. With all the exaggerated events like lies, cheating and revenge, is not new to her. Why would a pessimist and monotone office girl like her stuck in an antagonist role? In a cliché romance novel where David and Carmen where the main character and she was the hated role? She will not waste her monotone life with this exaggerated and stuck in a novel which is she hated the most. “I need my life back!” she thought as she was done with this roleplaying. I was only organizing an inventory in the first place. What would happen to her salary if she missed her overtime loads?

poems, short stories, writing prompts, and story snapshots that i come up with. this will not be a daily update, more than likely when i am finished writing something i will put it on here.

Mohit Patel who went from being an Ordinary Man To An Extraordinary Person. The Store of the birth of the Richest man on the Earth.

a 3rd generation man Evan died of after being shoot got transported to a weird world full of challenges, Evan continued to grow stronger by facing many challenges allong the way.

Astrael, a celestial star, once one of the brightest and most revered in the celestial realm. His ruthless pursuit of order and disregard for life's fragility in the mortal realm eventually led to his downfall. Luna Solis, a renowned photographer who is slowly losing her sight due to a rare condition and, with it, her will to live. Taking on one last project, she crosses paths with the cold, ruthless Astrael. Not wanting anything to go wrong, she clashes with the arrogant businessman, not knowing that their fate might be bound together for eternity...

Penny is an excitable five year old on a trip to a beautiful forest cabin with her family. She stumbles across a field of flowers in the forest and sees a black rabbit with white patches of fur. All is as should be...or is it?

Dark harem one of the most powerful and daring societies in the whole of liones mess with them and it was off with your head. Hi,i am emily peterson or you can call me emma a girl who had a one night stand with DAMON CUTTHROAT....

A few days ago, I was just a rookie journalist sipping coffee and working on an article about the latest scandal involving the President of the Starstruck Firm. Then the ground shook, walls cracked, and everything around me fell apart. After nearly a week trapped under the wreckage, I was miraculously saved, though my savior was a jerk—Han Yihong. His first words? Not comfort, but a cold, “Will you get up right away, or should I bury you under it?” Things only got worse with Momo, my short-tempered, egg-shaped guide, who sneered, [ I'm so unlucky to be the guide of a foolish and pathetic human like you] [Don’t touch me, you imbecilic human!] Now, stuck in a stupid, system dominated like world, I have to rely on this arrogant team to survive—endless insults and endless death encounters and all—as I face deadly scenarios and uncover what I’m truly capable of.

"Miles," I said again, my voice a bit shaky now. "Why did you bring me here?" He turned to face me, his expression suddenly serious. He stepped closer, and I felt my back press against the cold wall behind me. His face was so close to mine that I could feel his breath on my skin. "I like you," he whispered. My mind went blank. For a few seconds, I just stood there, staring at him, not sure if I had heard him right. Then, out of nowhere, I burst out laughing. It wasn’t that I didn’t take him seriously; I just didn’t know how else to react. Miles was not the type of person to confess his feelings like that. This had to be a joke, right? "Miles, you—" I started, but before I could finish, he grabbed me by the collar and kissed me. It wasn’t a soft, gentle kiss. It was rough, almost desperate. I froze, my mind reeling. This couldn’t be happening. But it was. His lips were on mine, his body pressed against me. For a moment, I was too shocked to do anything, but then I shoved him away with all the strength I had left, my heart racing in my chest. "What the hell, Miles?" I shouted, my voice shaking with a mix of anger and confusion. He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, his expression calm, too calm. "I’m sorry," he said quietly. "It was just a joke." "The plot revolves around Miles and leo, two high school boys who were once friends but are now just strangers. But what happens when, one day, Miles kisses leo and tells him that he likes him? But it's just a joke....? What the heck! Leo didn't like this joke at all.

What happens when the ugly duckling becomes the swan? Married into the Jenkins family, Lizzy had been ridiculed constantly for being over weight and treated like dirt by her in laws. However when she finds out about her husband's affair she decides that she has had enough and she demands for a quick divorce. Devastated and heart broken Lizzy vows to never fall in love again But when a certain hot shot celebrity comes into her life, how would she be able to resist his charms.

Hero? Nah. Villain? Definatley not!.... Vigilante? Maybe...

What happens when a woman is transported to another world? Naturally, you'd expect the usual shoujo-style isekai, right? I thought so too. I imagined learning magic peacefully, uncovering the secrets of this world, and maybe finding romance along the way. Perhaps I'd even be caught in some royal assassination plot, only for my destined love to come to my rescue. None of that happened. One year into this new life, the truth became clear: 'You're not in a shoujo story!' Now, I simply follow where fate leads me. I don't know if I'm a side character or the main one—or if I'm just an extra slowly turning to the dark side. 'Things happen because they must happen' the god told me.

making you smile is top priority, smile always.

Beyond the boundaries of reality lies a world where legends roam and powers untold shape destiny. Realm Breakers sweeps you into a hanging of magic and conflict, a place where dragons soar, time bends, and creatures of myth wage battles for survival. Follow Emma, a woman burdened with an extraordinary fate, as she explores enchanted forests, confronts fierce enemies, and forms alliances with unlikely heroes. When a mystical system of powers awakens within her, Emma’s journey goes beyond survival—she becomes the one who could mend or dismantle the realms. As you step into this adventure, be ready for unexpected twists, mind-bending realities, and an unbreakable bond that transcends worlds. Each chapter will pull you deeper, as Emma’s choices shape not only her destiny but the future of all realms.

Jun Zishu was interning as a fate changer. Her character setting was designated as her mission target's cousin, and her goal was to save her mission targets from their tragic fates. Thus... Maid: Miss Cousin, Miss Cousin, the Young Miss fell into the pond! Jun Zishu: Okay, I'm coming! Servant: Miss Cousin, Miss Cousin, the Young Miss's fiance ran away with another person! Jun Zishu: Okay, I'm coming! ... Subordinate: Miss Cousin, Miss Cousin, not good! Jun Zishu: Okay, shut up. I know what you're trying to say! Subordinate: Ermmmm What should have been an innocent relationship between cousins had evolved into the mission target wanting to bed Jun Zishu/love rivals becoming lovers/the female protagonist falling in love with the female side character(Jun Zishu)/Jun Zishu becoming the female protagonist's lover's sweetheart. Whatever scenario you could think of, it existed. I was very busy today as well. -------- 25 power stones = 1 extra chapter 50 power stones = 3 extra chapters 100 power stones = 5 extra chapters ALL EXTRA CHAPTER WILL BE PUBLISHED ON SUNDAY!! (this is a fan translation!!)